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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties me,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving point five. Well, yeah, I was looking for

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Speaker 1: a Caitlin. Yes, she's not here right now? Was this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth. I met her the other day

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Speaker 1: delivering a pizza there. I just wanted to see if, um,

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Speaker 1: if I leave a message for her, Oh okay, to

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Speaker 1: sometime with the credit card or something. Oh no, um,

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Speaker 1: all right, wait, who are you her brother or uncle

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Speaker 1: or you know something like that. No, I'm her boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh okay. She didn't mention that she had a boyfriend, so, um,

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Speaker 1: when did you talk to her? I was just the

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Speaker 1: other day when I delivered a pizza. There are you here?

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Speaker 1: What day? What day was that? It was on Thursday?

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Speaker 1: And I, you know, I just got the phone number

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Speaker 1: off the receipt thing and thought I'd give her a

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Speaker 1: call because why are you calling her? If I can

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Speaker 1: be completely honest with you, Her and I had a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a moment there, what do you need

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Speaker 1: a moment. Yeah, I could pick up on a vibe there.

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Speaker 1: She was just putting it out there, and so I

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Speaker 1: thought a wake up call. Guy, I don't think my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend is going to be hitting on the minimum wage

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Speaker 1: pizza guy. Oh so well, I don't know how you're

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Speaker 1: your mind works. Like when I was leaving, you could

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Speaker 1: just like she kind of gave me this look that

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Speaker 1: was like, call me, so, what are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you would think every chick you deliver a

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Speaker 1: pizza two on the man? What do you work, dude?

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Speaker 1: What con pizza place you from? You know, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to argue with you, okay, because this is going nowhere.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get her number, so I could,

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Speaker 1: you know, talk to her for a minute. I'm not

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Speaker 1: giving you my number. I don't know what planet you

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Speaker 1: live on. But in all honesty, my girlfriend would never

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Speaker 1: won a pizza boy. Okay, okay, well fine, you weren't there.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here's the thing about me. Here's the thing

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Speaker 1: about me. Okay, I'm kind of a hopeless romantic and

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you god, dude, I don't care

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Speaker 1: if she jokes. Man, you're a joke. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if she's got a boyfriend trying to stand in the way. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I oh, so you want me to right? You know what,

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Speaker 1: you want me to come down there? We can talk

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Speaker 1: about this in person. I don't know if that's take

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Speaker 1: you like to do things, But I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you've been listening to me. I'm not interested in talking

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Speaker 1: to you. I'm interested in talking to her. Well, you're

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Speaker 1: talking to me right now. Okay, face enough of it's

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Speaker 1: going to be and if you want to talk to her,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go through me. You keep talking

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Speaker 1: about the fact that I deliver pizzas or whatever. What

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Speaker 1: do you do? Tough guy? Welcome the internet, dude, you

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Speaker 1: work on the internet. What's that You work on the internet?

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Speaker 1: So you just went like watch YouTube videos all day

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Speaker 1: like a loser. I still you sell on the internet.

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Speaker 1: I can give you a baggage for twenty bucks. You

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Speaker 1: let me know. That's disgusting, dude. Like I called up

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Speaker 1: to talk to your girlfriend, you know, because I felt

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Speaker 1: the connection, and now you're talking about wanting to do

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Speaker 1: I wish I was recording this call, dude. I wish

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Speaker 1: I was recording this call so bad. Oh, you know what.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it because I am yeah right right.

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Speaker 1: You know. The bottom line is I know where you work.

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Speaker 1: I'm going in. I might even bring my chicken and

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Speaker 1: we'll see where this ends up, you know what. Bring

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Speaker 1: her in? Bring her in? Yeah, because I'd like to

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Speaker 1: bend you're right in front of you and just give her.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Right now? What kind of person

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Speaker 1: are you? Man? Jesus seriously, man, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your girlfriend set you up. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Oh my god. She said that you get

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Speaker 1: super jealous and she wanted to mess with you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, dude, what man? That was cool. I'm seriously,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to kill someone right now. Every morning morning

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Speaker 1: other twenties, Holy On Rubing ninety two point five