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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away, as on the

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Speaker 1: twenties five. Hello. Hi, my name is Corey Cotskin. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from cosmetic surgery. I was looking to speak with Brian.

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Speaker 1: Yes is hey Brian? How are you doing today? I'm okay?

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Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to see are you familiar with a young

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Speaker 1: lady named Lisa? Uh? Yes? Why? Okay? Well, Lisa had

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Speaker 1: breast augmentation surgery this morning at our clinic and she

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Speaker 1: listed you as an emergency contact. Okay, okay, I just

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Speaker 1: need to call and ask what a relation you are

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Speaker 1: to her? Are you her boyfriend? No? No, I am

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Speaker 1: a boyfriends. Okay. Well, that's really cool that you guys

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Speaker 1: are still friendly. I mean, we're not still friendly at all.

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Speaker 1: She's a bit nuts and oh I figured that she

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Speaker 1: would list you as the contact because you guys are

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Speaker 1: still friends or something. Nope, we are definitely not friends,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know why she would do that. Oh, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's interesting. Why are you calling? Is there a problem

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Speaker 1: for something? Well, as you know, Lisa doesn't have a

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Speaker 1: lot of money. What does that have to do with me? Well,

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Speaker 1: she was only able to pay for half of her

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Speaker 1: boob job. I'm not sure what does that mean. Well,

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Speaker 1: she has one breast that's a full size C and

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Speaker 1: then her other one is her normal a cup and

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Speaker 1: she's still at our clinic right now. What. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 1: got two different size breasts, one big one and one

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Speaker 1: small one, and she doesn't have enough money to pay

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Speaker 1: for the whole surgery unless you give us permission to

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Speaker 1: pay for it. I would have to pay for her breast. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: essentially you would have to pay for her other booby.

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Speaker 1: I know it's unprofessional for me to say it like that,

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Speaker 1: but we're you know, I'm not paying for her other breast. How.

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Speaker 1: I don't even see how that's possible or illegal. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, she is crying in the other room right now,

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Speaker 1: and she even told us how the breakup was a

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Speaker 1: lot harder on her than it was on you, and

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Speaker 1: so she was hoping that these new boobs would give

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Speaker 1: her a new lease on life. All right, Ay, she

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Speaker 1: cries a lot okay, and b I've given her enough

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Speaker 1: money as it is. I didn't even know she was

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Speaker 1: getting a boob job today. Oh wow. Okay, so there's

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Speaker 1: not a whole lot of compassion on your end. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is a woman who shared her life with you

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Speaker 1: for ten entire months, and you're not willing to help

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Speaker 1: her out. Huh. Okay, Wow, she told you a lot

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Speaker 1: about us, Yeah she did. And you know she's not

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Speaker 1: asking you to pay for the entire boob job, just

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Speaker 1: one boob. So I figured you'd have a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a heart about this. But if this is going

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Speaker 1: to get her out of my life for good, I'll

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Speaker 1: pay for her boob. Okay, fine, Wow, she was right.

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Speaker 1: You are sweet. You're gonna pay for your ex's other boob, Yes,

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Speaker 1: but you need to tell her she can't call me

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Speaker 1: or ask her money anymore. Is the very last thing.

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Speaker 1: Sure I could do that. And she already gave us

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Speaker 1: your visa numbers, so you will see a charge of

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Speaker 1: thirty five hundred dollars comes through in the next hour. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thirty five hundred dollars, Yes, thirty five hundred dollars. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gods, do you still approve that seems like a lot. Well,

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Speaker 1: it is rather expensive. But just know this, your ex

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Speaker 1: girlfriend is going to have the Cadillac of boob jobs.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations, don't congratulate me. I'm paying for my ex

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Speaker 1: girlfriend boob job to get her out of my life. Wow. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. So I'll go ahead and process

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Speaker 1: this payment, and also the prank phone call that you're on.

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Speaker 1: I'll process that and you should see thus charges show

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Speaker 1: up in just a little bit. Wait, what did you

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Speaker 1: just say prank phone call? Yeah? I did, because this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your girl, and

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Speaker 1: Christine set you up. Oh my gosh. She said you

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Speaker 1: were dating a crazy girl named Lisa a few months

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Speaker 1: ago and wanted to freak you out. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So don't worry. Your ex girlfriend doesn't have one boob

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Speaker 1: that you need to pay for Estelle, Thank god, dude.

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Speaker 1: I was ready to pay any amount of money just

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Speaker 1: to get rid of her. Well, if you want to

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Speaker 1: send some money here to the station, I can make

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Speaker 1: sure she goes away for a while. I might just

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Speaker 1: do that week up every morning with Schuble phone tabs.

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Speaker 1: We point five So