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Speaker 1: Oliver David you sent this in. Thank you. Oliver David

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Speaker 1: Man discovers he bought his own stolen car.

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Speaker 3: it's stolen on this episode of.

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Speaker 2: Bananas and Joy.

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Speaker 3: Bananas, guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I am kerb Broneller.

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Speaker 1: I am banana Boy number two Scotty Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to what we call It is proclaimed far

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Speaker 1: and wide from the mountaintops. The silliest little podcast there

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Speaker 1: and Field were feeling good. And when you're feeling good,

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Speaker 1: you're having fun. So you just let all your problems,

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Speaker 1: into the strange news.

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Speaker 3: I find that when I'm running late or to do

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Speaker 3: truly a joy to do. Thank you so much, Scottie

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Speaker 3: for making time here. You are at the Madonna Inn.

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Speaker 1: For? U? Through the whole weekend and then just you know,

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Speaker 1: Man discovers he bought his own stolen calls a wow one.

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Speaker 3: But that's so crazy that you would go to the

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Speaker 1: You know? Also if the car's good. I mean I

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Speaker 1: I think you do sort of a in can well do?

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Speaker 2: Whatever to shut this clone operation down?

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Speaker 1: You know, shut the Kia boys. They're coming for you.

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Speaker 1: Desiree got her car stole, and my friend Alyssa got

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Speaker 1: kias her Honda's Oh excuse me, Oh really, I know

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Speaker 2: Last month whoa I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was sucking to my one friend Nat she

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Speaker 1: just on a zoom chatting and she's like, the weirdest

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Speaker 1: think an apartment complex or whatever, and it's like, so

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that feeling must be awful because there's gonna

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Speaker 1: Can't they track cars now? I mean, aren't cars just

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Speaker 2: I think I feel like you can, but who knows.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they have a big blanket that they throw over

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Speaker 1: I've seen every Jason Bourne movie. I saw The Amateur

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Speaker 1: with Rommy Mallick and Lawrence Fishburn. Did you see that movie?

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Speaker 2: I started watching it, I couldn't finish.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I think I did finish it. I think I

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Speaker 1: It's pretty silly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Ronnie Mallock's character makes you think that you

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Speaker 1: can just trace anything that has electricity. It's like that

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Speaker 1: If for this is a slight spoiler for anybody who

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Speaker 2: I'll say, oh, yeah, it's a beekeeper movie.

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Speaker 1: Oh Beekeeper?

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Speaker 2: So good Beekeeper. I'm a beekeeper.

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Speaker 1: Do you you pissed off the beekeeper? Who's the beekeeper?

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Speaker 1: He's part of the beekeeper team. Oh the beekeeper? And

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Speaker 1: then he's actually a beekeeper. You'll die if you do

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Speaker 3: Or also I'm always just like world, I'm always just

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Speaker 2: It's there and you can watch it. Absolutely fascinating.

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Speaker 1: How absolutely how does it happen all right here? It is?

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Speaker 2: Things keep evolving into ant eaters?

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Speaker 1: Oh really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? This was in uh.

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Speaker 3: National Geographic sent in by the delightful and wonderful Gina Coretta.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Gina Coretta.

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Speaker 1: We like that, ginakretta great.

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Speaker 3: I A part of me feels like we've done this story,

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Speaker 3: but it came out July twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: So I thought we did one that were they were

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Speaker 3: They were turning into crabs, right, yeah, yeah, So apparently

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Speaker 3: they turn into ant eaters as.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, by land and see here we go. What's

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Speaker 1: an educational part it is?

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Speaker 3: This was in Science dot org written by Jake Buehler.

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Speaker 1: Dun, duh, what's up?

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Speaker 2: I'm Jake Bueller and I'm the best in the biz.

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Speaker 1: Damn Right.

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Speaker 3: Once dinosaurs were out, ant eaters were in. In the

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Speaker 3: sixty six million years since non avian dinosaurs went extinct,

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Speaker 3: mammals have evolved into forms specialized for eating ants and

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Speaker 3: termites at least twelve different times.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Sick.

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Speaker 3: The new findings published on the sixteenth of July and evolution.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is brand new information.

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Speaker 3: Speak to the dramatic impact ants and termites can have

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Speaker 3: Ball in the rainforests of Central and South America. Ants

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Speaker 3: and termites outweigh all other insects.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Really, Oh, listen.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense?

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Speaker 2: Outweigh that makes sense? No, No, listen to this.

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Speaker 3: Ants and termites outweigh all other insects mammals, amphibians, and

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: We got to make those to kiss, make them smooch.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, you mean ants and termites, and termitesites make

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Speaker 3: and we're talking about it at globally.

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Speaker 2: Termites alone. This is fucking crazy. This is fucking crazy.

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Speaker 3: Termites alone globally outweigh all wild mammals by a factor

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Speaker 3: of ten, all the blue whales, all the elephants, all

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Speaker 3: the all the every animal, there's ten times more by

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Speaker 3: weight of termites, which means there's trillions and trillions more.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Scientists knew that myrrh murmecho.

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Speaker 3: Mermecafigous myrmecophagus, or ant and termite eating mammals had evolved

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Speaker 3: independently multiple times, from the ant eaters of the tropical

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Speaker 3: Americas to the unrelated pangolions and ard varks living in

446
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Speaker 3: African Asian The animals share ant slurping adapt adaptations such

447
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Speaker 3: as long, sticky tongues, reduced teeth, and strong forelimbs for

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Speaker 3: digging into insect ness. But until the new study, no

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Speaker 3: one had investigated the diet's evolutionary history and detail. The

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Speaker 3: specializations associated with mer mechaf merch mermech.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's a hard one.

452
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Speaker 3: Mer mecophagy, mrmicophagy, irmacophagy are some of the most bizarre

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Speaker 3: and fascinating among mammals, said Laura Wilson, an evolutionary biologists.

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Speaker 2: At the Australian National University who wasn't involved with the study.

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Speaker 2: Why are we talking to her?

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Speaker 3: This study illuminates our understanding of when and how many

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Speaker 3: times these fascinating features evolved in under what conditions? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: how what is this? Twelve times? I'm gonna this is

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Speaker 3: a very long science dot org thing. Wilson wonders how

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Speaker 3: the influx of ant eating mammals may have influenced adaptations

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Speaker 3: within social insects. Before macophages arrival on the scene, the

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Speaker 3: main predator for small and social insect colonies were other insects,

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Speaker 3: which comes with a repertoire of insect predator specific defense strategies.

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Speaker 3: She speculated that to survive against growing ranks of mammalian predators,

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Speaker 3: social insects could have evolved bigger colony sizes or different venoms.

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Speaker 3: If history is any guide, there will be no rest

467
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Speaker 3: for the world's ants or termites anytime soon, with evolution

468
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Speaker 3: constantly threatening to turn mammals into relentless, colony gobbling machines.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Jake Bueller for the wind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he is the best in the biz. I ate

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Speaker 1: termites and believe yeah. And I'm looking for a photo

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Speaker 1: on my phone video.

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Speaker 2: No, not crunchy, mushy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I went to Belize and I went to a

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Speaker 1: Mayan ruins called Zuna Tunic. It is awesome.

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Speaker 2: That sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: And when were you, oh, twenty fifteen. And it was

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Speaker 1: a wonderful country and a wonderful trip. And I had

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Speaker 1: a tour guy named Ricky and he was born and

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Speaker 1: raised Belize Man. And he was like, Hey, the cruise

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Speaker 1: ships show up at like this time, and then all

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Speaker 1: the tour buses show up at this time. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to pick you up at five am and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: go to Zuna Tunage before anybody gets there. And that's

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Speaker 1: exactly what happened. And as he and this other gent

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Speaker 1: were walking me up, they were like, have you ever

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Speaker 1: eaten termites? And I was like no, and he's like

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Speaker 1: we do, Like you eat him here? And so we

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Speaker 1: walk up to this giant black bulge on the side

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Speaker 1: of a tree, and you scratch your finger in and

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Speaker 1: then you stick it in and then you pull it out,

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Speaker 1: and however many are on there, you just stick it

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Speaker 1: at your dragon. Who what? Yeah? And so like he said,

494
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Speaker 1: as like kids when they would be in the woods,

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Speaker 1: kind of like how you and I would eat like

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Speaker 1: honeysuckle ye or you know, just whatever, blackberries, whatever you

497
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Speaker 1: can find on these coasts, they would. I'll find the

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Speaker 1: video because I definitely. And also they taste like carrots.

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Speaker 1: Anybody who's done it, nodding long, they taste like baby carrots.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, that's it.

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Speaker 1: I had no regrets about doing it. They did it first.

502
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Speaker 1: It wasn't a prank. They weren't like, do it, dumb

503
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Speaker 1: white guy. Yeah, the gringo has landed, And yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: find that video. I definitely have a video of me eating.

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Speaker 2: I really assumed.

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Speaker 3: I really assumed that they had been like fried up

507
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Speaker 3: and flavored in some way.

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Speaker 1: You stick your finger into the they build a bulge

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Speaker 1: off the trees of their you know, probably their wood poop.

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Speaker 1: And so I just stuck my finger right in there

511
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Speaker 1: and and ate them. And they were good.

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Speaker 2: And it's a lot of protein, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was. I mean, yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: twelve your.

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Speaker 2: Muscle Did your muscles just pop out when you ate it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I flew, I start soaring around in the sky.

517
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: It was uh. And then the other other fun fact

518
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: from that was we climbed up Tunic, which is very

519
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: It has a main area called l the castle El Castel.

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00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: And you hear howler monkeys and Guatemala just going crazy,

521
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: and Ricky looks at me. He goes, you know, they

522
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Speaker 1: have the smallest penises of any monkey, and I go no.

523
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: He goes, that's why they yell so much. And then

524
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Speaker 1: he goes, you know why they when they get done yelling,

525
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: they're so exhausted, they just fall out of the trees.

526
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: And I goes that true. He goes, yes, So I

527
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Speaker 1: just couldn stop picturing these tiny dick monkeys screaming furiously

528
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Speaker 1: and then get nobody cares, so they did fall out

529
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Speaker 1: of the trees. Then they just end up on the

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Speaker 1: ground with a small penis it ain't that just life?

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Speaker 2: Ain't that just life?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I eight termites and they taste the carrots

533
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Speaker 1: and would I do it again? Sure?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 3: I like having fun, Remember, folks, think about those small

536
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Speaker 3: dick monkeys screaming next time somebody who's reduced their muffler

537
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Speaker 3: drives by in there, irack.

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Speaker 2: Z Just why why are they doing that? The same

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Speaker 2: reason That's.

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Speaker 1: Why I think yourself. There goes a howler monkey. There

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Speaker 1: a monkey and it's going to fall into his air

542
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Speaker 1: mattress as soon as he gets home. Oh man, that's good.

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Speaker 1: You want to I'll do some thumbs up? Yeah, all right. First, so,

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Speaker 1: we got a thumbs up our guy, Jared Whitlock. He

545
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Speaker 1: was our first sixty nine dollars Patreon patriot for the joy.

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Speaker 1: He gets all the benefits of all the other levels,

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Speaker 1: but he also gets the joy of knowing that he

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Speaker 1: has a sense of humor worthy of paying sixty nine dollars.

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Speaker 1: So thank you Jared Whitlock.

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Speaker 2: We have to do an ad for him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to do a full ad for you, Jared.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, we have not forgotten. Yeah, thumbs up to

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Speaker 1: Oh so a couple episodes, I said, hey, do we

554
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Speaker 1: have any active or former military? Yeah, but animals. Turns

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Speaker 1: out we got hundreds, Like I I way more than

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Speaker 1: I ever thought. Guy that was a veterinarian in so

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Speaker 1: it's a vet vet. Now he's a vet and he

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Speaker 1: said if you vet me that he'll be a vetted

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Speaker 1: vet vet. And so yeah, he I'm going to read

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Speaker 1: that one on one of our mail bag apps, all right,

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Speaker 1: and then but JJ Air Force Vet and Bananimal JJ

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Speaker 1: they are coming to bananas Fest wonderful, awesome October fourth,

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Speaker 1: Denver be a bananas Fest. Banans Fest too, but they

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Speaker 1: are also reffing the okay a roller derby. Okay, they

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Speaker 1: are a roller derby ref curd and there is something

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Speaker 1: called the Goosebumps Tournament in Denver October third through fifth. No,

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Speaker 1: if you come to bananas Fest and you get there

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Speaker 1: on the second or you're going to stay to the

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Speaker 1: fifth or sixth, and you need something else to do

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Speaker 1: besides Bananifest, go to Denver Rollerderby dot Org JJ A

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Speaker 1: Bananimal They are one of the referees and there's a

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Speaker 1: whole sort of roller derby tournament happening at the same

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Speaker 1: time in Denver. And curt if we have time, we

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Speaker 1: got oh my god, please so thumbs up to you

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Speaker 1: Air Force Vet JJ, and we'll see up at Ansfest.

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Speaker 1: Please introduce yourself. Yeah, Kayler Zimmerman, who also has a

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Speaker 1: last name, but I couldn't fit it all in my screenshot.

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Speaker 1: My apologies. Once the thumb up all teachers who are

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Speaker 1: going back to school right now. She says they're all

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Speaker 1: working really hard and that everything fun and exciting in

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Speaker 1: the room is funded by teachers. Yep, so thumbs up

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Speaker 1: to all you teachers. Clear as many lists as you

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Speaker 1: can for the ban animals who are working. We'll share

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Speaker 1: some lists. I think Caitlyn's going to share some. Just

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Speaker 1: clear the list, give them. It's crazy how underfunded teachers are,

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Speaker 1: and it's just gonna get worse, and it's only going

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Speaker 1: to get worse. So support your local teachers, buy books

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Speaker 1: by Crowns, whatever supplies they need. Salty Pet Portraits is

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Speaker 1: thumbing up their friends dogs, Salty pe Petunia. Yeah, salty

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Speaker 1: pet portraits because Petunia won the fiftieth annual Ugliest Dog Contest.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it was.

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Speaker 1: The one that was all over the internet. It took

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Speaker 1: it had a viral moment. But also Petunia not an

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Speaker 1: ugly dog, So salty pet portraits ban animals now compared

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Speaker 1: to what they normally the things that they usually hold

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Speaker 1: up there look like dust bunnies and snot this dog

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Speaker 1: was just too old, frenchy or something. I actually think

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Speaker 1: pretty cute. So thank you, Salty Pet Portraits. Get your

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Speaker 1: pet portraits done it at Salty Pet Portraits on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Right, he's a cute dog that's not an ugly dog. Also,

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Speaker 3: John Mulaney's dog is named Petunia as well.

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Speaker 1: Apparently look at that.

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Speaker 3: I mean I think his dog's uglier than the Petunia

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Speaker 3: that well and ugliest dog. Mm yeah you can tell

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Speaker 3: John I said that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then there's nothing he can do about it because

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Speaker 1: Kurt's slightly bigger and last, but not least, Rita may

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Speaker 1: be a Peter Rita sens in so many great stories,

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Speaker 1: a true blue bananimal. Once the thumb up her dad, Patrick,

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Speaker 1: who is always made her feel loved and supportive. This

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Speaker 1: is her dad, and Patrick also has always been a

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Speaker 1: model and how to always be silly and friendly and

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Speaker 1: to be yourself. Really. Rita says she doesn't know if

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Speaker 1: she can teach Patrick how to listen to a podcast,

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Speaker 1: but still thinks he's so great he deserves a thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: So thumbs up to all the great dads out there,

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Speaker 1: the teachers, the ugly dogs, and all of our bananimal

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Speaker 1: vets and veterinarians, military vets and veterinarians. You guys are

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Speaker 1: the best in the biz.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up, thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: All right, Scotty, it is your turn with a story.

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Speaker 1: Oh it is good. I got some hmm, what did

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Speaker 1: we do so far? We did an eater and we

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Speaker 1: did Oh, this one's pretty dumb. Oh, this one's great.

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Speaker 1: Emmy Young sent this in. Thank you, Emmy Young. This

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Speaker 1: was in Vice dot com shocking that website still exists,

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Speaker 1: but apparently it does.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you know what Vice is killing it?

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Speaker 3: I would say they're back vices, really. I their Instagram

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Speaker 3: is the pieces that they do are always like I am, yes,

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Speaker 3: very interested in whatever this is because it's always fucking weird,

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Speaker 3: and it's always stuff that I have no idea about,

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Speaker 3: and I've never heard anyone else cover.

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Speaker 2: So I think they're doing a really, really, really good job.

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Speaker 1: I mean, back in the day they were the most

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Speaker 1: fun read, but then turns out most problematic people in

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Speaker 1: the world. So you know, you take some, you take

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Speaker 1: the good and the bad.

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Speaker 2: I would say, yes, now they're doing a lot of

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Speaker 2: cool stuff.

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Speaker 1: Big fans, excellent, big fans over here. This is written

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Speaker 1: by the best in the biz, Brenna Cooper. She really

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Speaker 1: is the best in the bees wax. So you know

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Speaker 1: the band Oasis that are on their Monster tour right

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Speaker 1: now selling every arena in the world.

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Speaker 2: Scotty, I know what the story is going to be, Buddy,

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Speaker 2: No Gallagher just moving stuff years years, moving.

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Speaker 1: MEM's furniture around the house to convince him there was

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Speaker 1: a ghost. So these are the two Gallagher brothers. Arguably

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Speaker 1: my favorite Oasis not even a top twenty band for me,

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Speaker 1: but the fact that these two brothers hate each other

653
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: so much. I still like Oasis. I like a rock

654
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: band where the brothers hate each other. In case you

655
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: spent the last ten months with your head buried in

656
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: the sand, Oasis have finally gotten back together and spent

657
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: last night, July fourth, playing their first show since two

658
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: thousand and nine. Wow, which is interesting. That is a hall. Also,

659
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: money talks, baby, you can make a lot of money

660
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 1: in those years if they've been touring. Yeah, my fiddle

661
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: was like, do you want to go? I think they

662
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: were at the Rose Ball. I was like maybe, And

663
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: then the back row tickets were three hundred dollars Are

664
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 1: you joking again? Three hundred watch them punch each other.

665
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 2: How was Oways is still that popular? That's amazing because.

666
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: They went away. I mean, if you go to England,

667
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 1: there are people that will tell you understand what's the story.

668
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: Morning Glory is like the record of all records.

669
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Speaker 2: I understand that. I do understand that, but I'm just

670
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 2: that's wild. It's wild.

671
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: My sister liked him. My sister was a big, big fan.

672
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even think I couldn't name a song

673
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 3: off the top of my head.

674
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: Well, you could do Wonderwall. Everybody knows how I guess.

675
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: So there's Wonderwall and the guy that says, anyways, here's

676
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: wonder Wall and then slaps an acoustic guitar with a

677
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: bing bong. That's one of the best videos ever made online.

678
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: Fans lucky enough to attend the opening gig at the

679
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: latest tour of Cardiffs Principality Stadium have branded an image

680
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: of brothers Noam Liam walking on stage the photo of

681
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: the Decade and pray tell dude they love him. There

682
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: the Brits love Oasis and maybe we should too, and

683
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: praise the band for their classy tribute to uh Liverpool

684
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: footballer Diogo Joda or Joda who died in a car

685
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: Crash's sad, and there will certainly be plenty of biblical

686
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: moments for fans lucky enough to attend any of the

687
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: group's upcoming shows. However, for those of us who were

688
00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: declared bots and unceremoniously booted off the ticket queue, very funny,

689
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: oh wow, topical reference. Brenna Cooper is really bringing topical

690
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: comedy back to Vice dot com, however, blah blah blah.

691
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: So why not for your days humously reading up on

692
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: the best of the Gallagher Brothers trivia instead of cursing

693
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: everybody who's able to get a ticket? So there's plenty

694
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: of moments to choose from, but perhaps fewer better than

695
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: Nole's year long dedication to convincing Liam that he was

696
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: being haunted by ghosts. According to a twenty sixteen report,

697
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: Noel explained that whenever the pair were visiting anywhere remotely spooky,

698
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: they'd all convinced Liam the place was haunted. We got

699
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: to tell Roz about this. Roserhand, Yeah, we'd tell they know.

700
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: That'd be for sure, she knows. We'd tell Liam that

701
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: the house was haunted, particularly his bedroom. When he'd get

702
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: up in the morning and go have breakfast. Someone would

703
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: go in and turn the pictures back to from or

704
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: fucking move a lamp beside his bed across the other

705
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: side of the room, calling Liam's reaction to the humorous pranks,

706
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: The fifty eight year old continued, he'd arrived pale and scream,

707
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: have you been fucking my room? Why? No, you've been

708
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: in my room because now the fucking lamp is near

709
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: the toilet. No way. So anyways, they would appear to

710
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: have influenced Liam's concerns about the paranormal. The fifty two

711
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: year old that's the lead singer, I believe, revealing he

712
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 1: demanded to be moved into different rooms while recording. Definitely

713
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 1: maybe in Wales. I go to bed, wake up in

714
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: the morning and all my funiture furnitures moved around. Liam

715
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: claimed in his twenty twenty one book Supersonic, So he's

716
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 1: writing about it, which featured numerous interviews with the band

717
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: over the years. I don't remember much, just shitting me

718
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: pants because it was haunted. Meanwhile, guitars Paul Bonehead Arthur's

719
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: also recalled the rumors, saying one of the staff says, so,

720
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: who's sleeping in room three, and Liam replies, that's me right.

721
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: Came the reply you got the haunted one then, although

722
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: no one can so they just messed with him the

723
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: whole way through. Wow. No one can wonder whether or

724
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 1: not knowing the band orchestrated the whole thing, But Liam's

725
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,959
Speaker 1: fear of ghosts seems to be that has lasted through

726
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: the ages. Wow, with the front man revealing an interview

727
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: with Apples Beats One that he was convinced a rocking

728
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: chair previously owned by John Lennon was a beacon for

729
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: paranormal activity. Oh that's really funny.

730
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 2: Chair previously owned by John Lennon.

731
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's a beacon for paranormal activity. Sometimes

732
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: it freaks me out, he said. Sometimes I come downstairs

733
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 1: and it's rocking on its own. My. What a fine

734
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: long term prank to pull on something.

735
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

736
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: And Scott, he still still as a man who made

737
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 3: it his twenty twenty four goal to see a ghost.

738
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 2: You never did.

739
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: I keep looking, man, I look everywhere, and you're in

740
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: a great place for it right now. Yeah, I'm a

741
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: little too eager.

742
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 2: Maybe, Yeah, they don't want to be seen by you. Yeah,

743
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: that's too.

744
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: They really want to spook people that don't want to

745
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: see them. That's probably the deal.

746
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 2: Are you gonna have dinner at the Madonna in tonight?

747
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: Yes I am.

748
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 2: What are you gonna order a steak?

749
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes I have to see that menu

750
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: because I've been on this weird kick where if I

751
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: go to old school, old school places and they have

752
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: something on it from fifty years like Lobster.

753
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 2: Thermo Oster Rockefeller.

754
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I might go real dumb and real

755
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: old and just see if I can find an old

756
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: an old plate of something they don't serve anymore.

757
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 3: It is fascinating how much those things often suck, where

758
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 3: you're just like, oh, I've heard so much about this

759
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 3: and it's disgusting or it's just like tasteless. It is

760
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 3: fascinating that we just didn't I guess it was that

761
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 3: we didn't go out to dinner that much.

762
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: Is that? Was that what it was like back in

763
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: the fifties?

764
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: What was it?

765
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, Or that like food just tasted better then,

766
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 3: like that could be it like food was just generally

767
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 3: higher quality, so you could just kind of have it

768
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 3: by itself and it would taste pretty good.

769
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: Yes, wasn't it. Well, you know, like every restaurant you

770
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: go to now, especially Los Angeles, has Branzino on the midt. Yes,

771
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 1: like every single one is Branzino to the point where

772
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: but it wasn't branzino called toothfish?

773
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it was called fish. Yeah,

774
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: it's called a something fish yeah, yeah too, yeah it was.

775
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 3: It's a there's a word before toothfish. Oh, Patagonian toothfish.

776
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 3: It's a deep sea fish that just lives on the

777
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 3: bottom in the dark, and it's disgusting looking and everybody

778
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 3: hated it, and then they just renamed it and now

779
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 3: it's endangered or something.

780
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: Right, is that Brancino or is that it's that's what

781
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: it is. Branzino is on every menu. But yeah, Chilean

782
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: Chilean sea bass was called.

783
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 3: Patagonian toothfish, and it's like not a great looking fish.

784
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: You live, you learn Alanis was right. Yeah, it's an

785
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: educational podcast. We just want everybody to know that your

786
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: orange ruffy it's not fish, and that you're Chilean sea

787
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: bass is Patagonian toothfish. Ruin your ruin a first date

788
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: with that information. Here's another fun one, what you just

789
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: went got one more for us?

790
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, scientists finally know where potatoes come from, and the

791
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 3: answer is very weird.

792
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: I would say the ground would be my first guest.

793
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 3: It is is, it's it's kind of it's it's shocking.

794
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to read the article. It's a

795
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 3: National Geographic first and foremost. I found it on my

796
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 3: own and for you National Geographic. Really they spend their

797
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 3: time they I think they pay by the word because, uh,

798
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 3: these journalists are right and uh at article for what

799
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 3: could be described as one sentence, they come from potatoestato. Yeah, so, uh,

800
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 3: potatoes evolved into tomatoes.

801
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: Isn't that weird?

802
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 1: Potatoes turned into tomatoes. Yes, I would never have guessed.

803
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: I never would have guessed that either, and I'm sure

804
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 2: so different.

805
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: The details are deep within this thousand word article, but

806
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 3: I refuse to bore our listeners with the potato tomato

807
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 3: genetic dynasty. But that's pretty interesting. Now you know tomatoes

808
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 3: came from potatoes.

809
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: So you go ruin a second date with that fact.

810
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: We're just ruining dates left and right, and that's okay,

811
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: that's also part of being a life. But that's interesting.

812
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 2: What's your favorite way of having tomatoes.

813
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: Hm, well, I like heirloom tomato belt, so like an

814
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: air heirloom tomato with burrata and olive oil.

815
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 2: Uh huh, pretty good.

816
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: I agree about you. You got one. Yeah.

817
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 3: Top three tomato dishes for me. Top three tomato dishes

818
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 3: are number one. This is probably just one that I've

819
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 3: made the most right. You slice your tomatoes and then

820
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 3: you slice onion real thin, and then you just flop

821
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 3: them on a plate on in on top of tomato,

822
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 3: and then balsamic and an olive oil, salt and pepper,

823
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:44,240
Speaker 3: and then one piece of mozzarella on top of each,

824
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 3: with one piece of basil on top.

825
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: Yng, young little basil.

826
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 3: Yeah nice, that's I guess that's a kupraisey salad.

827
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: You made a cuprasy tower. That is delicious.

828
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 3: That and then I'm gonna say, I'm just gonna say,

829
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 3: straight up white bread or mayonnaise, one slice of tomato, salt, pepper, dude,

830
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 3: yum yum.

831
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: When they're in season. Yeah, the tomato sandwich like that

832
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: is through the and then that is a delicious meals.

833
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 3: And then last, if I'm fancy, get spatcher, Yeah, get your.

834
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 1: Dog, soup dog your soup dog. For sure. It is

835
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: funny that the comedy concept of throwing tomatoes it's somebody

836
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: that you don't like. I started Shakespeare in right, that

837
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: was an old thing where you're like boo and you

838
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: just throw. It's funny that that kind of survived and

839
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: was in comic books and is in like cartoons, Like

840
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: throwing tomatoes at a bad comedian. The problem is people assholes.

841
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: If a comedian was doing well, somebody's still going to

842
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: throw a tomatoes. It is a funny response to somebody

843
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: not doing.

844
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 3: It really is, because not doing well is it the

845
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 3: punishment in and of itself. To add an additional insult

846
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 3: to it is really beyond reproach.

847
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, that is. That is very fascinating. So what's

848
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 2: your top? So your top? What's top three for you? You

849
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 2: already said oil.

850
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: I know that's obvious. That's really a sandwich, sparrada, heirloom tomatoes,

851
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 1: olive oil, delicios. So last one, well, I mean, besides

852
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: all the obvious ones, besides all the Italian things.

853
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 2: Hm hmm, I got another one?

854
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: What about this? I like a fried green tomato too?

855
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: Oh you do dip that in a little room.

856
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 3: A lot This is a this is like, this is

857
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 3: a recipe that I mean, I will make Italians.

858
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,720
Speaker 2: Furious, but it's so good.

859
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: It's like a full stick of butter in a pot,

860
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 3: a full onion cut.

861
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 2: In half, and then just canned.

862
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 3: Peeled tomatoes, the San Marzano ones, like two cans of those,

863
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 3: and then you just mash it all up and then

864
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 3: you just let it cook for like two hours on

865
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 3: low heat, and then you strain the onions out and

866
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 3: it's like the most perfect sauce.

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Speaker 2: It's so good.

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Speaker 1: Might need a little, like, you know, half a half

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Speaker 1: tablespoon of salt and oh yeah, tablespoon of pepper in there.

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Speaker 2: You got to leave a little sugar. Maybe a little

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Speaker 2: sugar in there, a little sugar.

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Speaker 1: Never heard anybody making a sass, making a gravy, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know. Relax, everybody. Here's one to send us on home.

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Speaker 1: Taron Ali sent this in. You can throw tomato five

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Speaker 1: star comments at our apple, oh us, and give us

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Speaker 1: five stars. We really enjoy those, really help us so

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Speaker 1: very much. Thank you everybody does this, Kurt, This one pertains

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Speaker 1: to you as a father of children who are approaching

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Speaker 1: this age. Nine year old drives parents truck to school

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Speaker 1: after missing the bus.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I believe it, Yeah, believe it.

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Speaker 1: This was in Penn Live, which is actually real, but

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Speaker 1: it was also in Cake Reports, but that's kak E.

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Speaker 1: Chris Martner wrote this, when you're talking about kids getting

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Speaker 1: in trouble, you call one guy, Mommer, Christopher Mohmer Matmer.

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Speaker 1: He is the best in the beeswax. Maybe they were

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Speaker 1: serving tacos in the school cafeteria that day, writes Best

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Speaker 1: in the Business journalists from penlive dot com Chris Montner.

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Speaker 1: Nine year old boy in Kansas drove his parents' truck

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Speaker 1: to school on Wednesday after he missed the school bus.

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Speaker 1: Cake Reports kak E reports that police in May's, which

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Speaker 1: some say stands for corn some don't, received a call

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Speaker 1: Wednesday morning about a young boy driving a white pickup truck.

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Speaker 1: After traveling to the scene, they were then redirected to

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Speaker 1: a nearby school, pray Woodman Elementary. Once there, police learned

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Speaker 1: that the boy had taken his parents' white Chevy truck

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Speaker 1: to make a three mile trip between the house and

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Speaker 1: the school. The boy told police that his dad was

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Speaker 1: already working his mom was out of town, so he

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Speaker 1: took the truck because he didn't want to miss school. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Sergeant Braiden Blackburn. Braiden Blackburn, braid in man, that's a

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Speaker 1: tough one, told news outlets that the youth parked better

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Speaker 1: than most adults parks. Wow, this was a new one

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Speaker 1: for said Sergeant Blackburn. This was a new one for us.

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Speaker 1: There were no collisions or traffic issues at all. Police

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Speaker 1: did not write any tickets. Blackburn said, he's sure he's

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Speaker 1: going to be in tons of trouble with his parents,

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Speaker 1: but that's all. So.

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Speaker 2: I liked the I liked the way he got away

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Speaker 2: with this good nice work. He did it great.

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Speaker 3: Also, what's what would be interesting for that nine year

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Speaker 3: old is like there's going to be certain things that

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Speaker 3: he's going to encounter. He's been in a car his

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Speaker 3: whole life, but like where to park is probably like hmm,

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Speaker 3: this is something I've never thought about before.

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Speaker 1: I like that, do you know where he's.

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Speaker 2: Gonna get there? And be like, I got to make

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Speaker 2: some decisions?

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Speaker 1: Where do final step?

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Speaker 2: I got myself all the way here? Now what do

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Speaker 2: I do?

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a dad, but you know the

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Speaker 1: dad things that I do as a middle aged guy,

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Speaker 1: Like I park far away from THENT doors. Like if

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Speaker 1: there's like thirty spots deep in a home depot parking lot,

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Speaker 1: or you know, I will park. I'll park ten away

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Speaker 1: from everybody else. I'm like, I get the steps in

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Speaker 1: easy and easy out there and ding the car. That is,

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Speaker 1: I have a discharge for that. Yeah, yeah, that's charge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why not do it? But also nine years old, Like

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Speaker 1: when I was twelve, my dad taught me how to

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Speaker 1: drive a pickup truck in a field. He was like,

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Speaker 1: so I by the time I was sixteen, I had

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Speaker 1: been driving slowly in a grass field and a Chevy

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Speaker 1: S ten pickup truck for four or five years. That's

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Speaker 1: probably rated pretty cool. I got a point taking off

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Speaker 1: the Maryland Driver's test because I palmed the wheel parallel parking.

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Speaker 2: Oh so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to pass it hand over hand. And

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Speaker 1: I was looking back in the Corolla and I palmed it,

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Speaker 1: and there's I got to the deduction and I, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh is it a deduction for doing it too well?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Sorry that I'm gonna get laid more than you

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Speaker 1: will parallel parker like hand over hand, good luck, pal

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Speaker 1: But that is true. I'm a good parallel Parker, and

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Speaker 1: I stand by that, and a woman on Jeopardy once

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Speaker 1: I was watching, they were like, you're from Baltimore, Maryland.

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Speaker 1: She goes yes where everybody can parallel park really, and

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Speaker 1: I still don't know why she said that. I've never

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Speaker 1: heard that reputation.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard it either as a person who's lived

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Speaker 3: in Baltimore.

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Speaker 1: I do think she wanted Jeopardy, so we got to

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Speaker 1: listen to she's really smart.

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Speaker 2: Well, folks, it's been another episode of Thank you so much, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: you and to chat with you. As always, we're the

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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