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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This I am your guest host, Chris stop Erando. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Chris Bardo. I'm sitting at Kevin Pollock today. He's uh,

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Speaker 1: he's working, he's he's he's living the life a lot

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Speaker 1: of us wish we were living. But I digress. Let's

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Speaker 1: jump right into this and meet our alchemists today in

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Speaker 1: no particular orders. Say hello to James. Hey, Hi James. Hello,

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Speaker 1: all right, James. Lately, I've been on this kick when

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Speaker 1: I say, when I say, like our little outro, I've

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Speaker 1: been talking to myself in the future. You know, I've

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Speaker 1: been saying like kind of telling myself what's going on today.

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Speaker 1: So so here's the right thought for today. If you

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Speaker 1: were to listen to this particular episode, this exact episode,

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Speaker 1: twenty years from now, what's one good thing going on

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Speaker 1: in your life today that you'd like to remind your

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Speaker 1: future self of. I've decided to make a change in

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Speaker 1: my own health. And while it's convenient or tasty, I'm

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Speaker 1: eating open meal with raisins and almonds, and I can

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Speaker 1: feel the difference of not eating hash browns every day.

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Speaker 1: And you know, I think that years from now, I'll

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Speaker 1: look back and be proud of the hard struggle that

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Speaker 1: it is right now. That's the thing. But I'd like

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Speaker 1: to tell myself, maybe you're only alive twenty years from

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Speaker 1: now because of this change. I wouldn't be surprised. I

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Speaker 1: mean there's been I've been testing my blood pressure and

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Speaker 1: in just like a matter of a week of changing

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Speaker 1: my eating habits, it has uh started to go to

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Speaker 1: the right direction. That's good to hear, James. Actually it's

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Speaker 1: it's rising I'm talking about. That's kind of hard. Well,

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Speaker 1: Hello to James twenty years from now. Um, who's next?

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Speaker 1: That's Craig Kowski. Everybody, boy, Craig one of my favorite people.

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Speaker 1: Same question. What's something good going on with you right

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Speaker 1: now that you would like to remind yourself of in

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Speaker 1: twenty years. I had a break a spirited with bacon

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Speaker 1: this morning because I'm usually you know, I'm usually the

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Speaker 1: guy who's like, I'm gonna make the safe, boring choices.

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Speaker 1: I'm like an oatmeal with you know, Raisins guy. And

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Speaker 1: I feel like my life has been like kind of

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Speaker 1: static and very you know, low level, and so already

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Speaker 1: like I feel from having this bacon breakfast burrito like

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like I feel like there's just there's

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Speaker 1: more like pressure in my body like in a good

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Speaker 1: I feel charged, I feel excited, you know, and I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm gonna crash soon. Yeah yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: get to ride. Well, what's happening here is because you've

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Speaker 1: eaten the soul of that pig. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Exactly? The oats and the almonds, that's fine,

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Speaker 1: blood press are low, but that you get that extra

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Speaker 1: This pig that I ate, he had a good life.

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Speaker 1: I think, Oh, look over there, it's Jackie Ruthie. Everybody,

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Speaker 1: Hi Jackie. Hey, I got confused. I've known you for

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Speaker 1: a long time and I know your name obviously, but

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Speaker 1: I looked that says Patrick. Oh my gosh, I didn't

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Speaker 1: even think to change it. Then I I got from

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Speaker 1: using his zoom. Okay, same question. It's twenty years from now.

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Speaker 1: You listen back to this episode. What's something good that's

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Speaker 1: going on in your life that you would like to

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Speaker 1: remind yourself of. Hey, I'm happy and that's very good.

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Speaker 1: I got dog that I love. Let's take her to

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Speaker 1: the dog park. And today I did go to the

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Speaker 1: doctors this morning, and I know for a fact that

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Speaker 1: I've got great blood pressure that's one fourteen over seventy

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Speaker 1: four or seventy two something like that. Um, But blood

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Speaker 1: pressure has ever been my issue. But I'm grateful, grateful

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Speaker 1: for that, and I'd like to remember that in twenty

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Speaker 1: years for sure. Can I take back my answer so

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Speaker 1: that this is a doll about blood pressure? James, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you as someone who used to habitually eat

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Speaker 1: my favorite meal of the day was my breakfast and

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Speaker 1: I needed to change it to oatmeal as well. You

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Speaker 1: get used to it and then you start to like

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Speaker 1: enjoy it, thank you. Oh boy, it's Joey Greer, I

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Speaker 1: mean enjoy Come on. You have a lot of things

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Speaker 1: to be happy about to tell yourself your twenty years

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Speaker 1: from now self about. But what's one thing that comes

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Speaker 1: to mind? You're thinking, this is what's going good, this

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Speaker 1: remind myself twenty years from now, what is that? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on spending six dollars on those n f t

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Speaker 1: s because right now you're one of the few hundred

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Speaker 1: trillionaires living on Saturn. Motherfucker. You did it? You did it?

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Speaker 1: Hell are your congratulations? Um? And you know, for people

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Speaker 1: who can watch this video, I feel like they could

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Speaker 1: turn your image right now into a very profitable n

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Speaker 1: f T say my image. All right, here's something everybody

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Speaker 1: It's funny how we practice doing it bad all the time,

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Speaker 1: and then when we have to it, it's a struggle.

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Speaker 1: It's so weird. You know, you put on this host hat,

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden your blood pressure rises, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, I start getting I start talking from

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Speaker 1: my throat because the nerves are coming through So last

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Speaker 1: time I'm thinking about is the email I want to remove.

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Speaker 1: I want to be in my body, in my voice,

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Speaker 1: have the confidence of a craik a Kowski do just

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Speaker 1: like settle into it. So as we're settling, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you that scene one comes to us from listener

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Speaker 1: Patrick Harper. Patrick says, good morning, Kevin. This is for Kevin. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I just watched She's All That, which is a movie

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Speaker 1: Kevin's in, and well it's just a phenomenal film. The

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Speaker 1: idea I had for a scene seems like something that

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Speaker 1: should have been done by now, but I truly can't

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Speaker 1: recall if it has been done. The scene suggestion the

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Speaker 1: gang gives Joey Greer a makeover to try to make

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Speaker 1: him eligible to be prom king. Thank you for the

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Speaker 1: many years of last Please keep up the good work,

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Speaker 1: but don't be afraid to take a vacation if you

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Speaker 1: need it. Lots of love, Pat from Canada. If we

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Speaker 1: just take the sides down a little bit further, if

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Speaker 1: you'd allowed me to just take it a little further,

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Speaker 1: I think you'd look. I'd call it Sharper, But I no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I trust you. I'm sorry. My mind is mine is

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Speaker 1: also I'm thinking about a think about a friend of mine.

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Speaker 1: I understand, but you gotta keep your head in the game.

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Speaker 1: You are infiltrating a high school. We need you to

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Speaker 1: look like a high schooler. Okay, well, that's the thing

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Speaker 1: is that I've already made a friend in high school.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, I've already made like an actual friend. I

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Speaker 1: mean yeah, I know, I know. No emotions getting in

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Speaker 1: the way. I'm trying not to Serge. By the way,

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Speaker 1: the deal. I know, I'm looking for the people, the

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Speaker 1: bad people at school, right that was my mission, going

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Speaker 1: bad kids that are smoking marijuana ruining their lives. But

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Speaker 1: I found a good kid, a really good kid who

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Speaker 1: doesn't know how good he is, Serge, really and you know,

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Speaker 1: problems coming up, and that's you know, you sound like

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Speaker 1: you're getting really raveled up in a lot of emotions.

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Speaker 1: I need you to just stay in the game. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna find these kids. Where is it that they're smoking

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Speaker 1: pot during the day? Okay, saw Sawge, you you're doing

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Speaker 1: haircuts today. I was doing haircuts, but I think you

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Speaker 1: should not working undercover currently, but I do. I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little I got a little like mad scientists

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Speaker 1: here going on. The thing is is this is reserved

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Speaker 1: for undercover. Mardi, how you do? What? Did you get

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Speaker 1: the in the barber's chair. She's been coming to me

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm here. I sucked it up. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: what do you ask supposed to make me feel? I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're going up there doing any your stuff. You botch

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know how to work at magic. Anton,

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Speaker 1: My magic runs on love and respect, and when that's

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Speaker 1: into obliving. You understand that definitely? Yeah? Yeah? Oh sorry? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What did you get? Number two? It was a mess?

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Speaker 1: Just why did you get for number two? No talking? Um?

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Speaker 1: I got? Well, I just I kind of randomly chose beat.

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Speaker 1: been there, done that. If what do you? What do

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Speaker 1: you think about Joey career? Yeah, he's nice when I

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Speaker 1: Mrs Polson, they're talking about the Mrs Polson, they're whispering

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Speaker 1: and they're distracting me. Well, Reggie, Reggie, do you know

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Speaker 1: I'm currently in a sling for a broken clavicle and

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Speaker 1: said Reggie. Reggie goes. Okay, Mrs Paulson, Mrs Paulson, are

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Speaker 1: you here to pick someone up? I mean glass? Look

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Speaker 1: What do you Reggie? You're you want to go against

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Speaker 1: Mrs Paulson, Well, look, Debra, it ain't gonna work. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Take your ship and get the funk

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Speaker 1: hat and take your fucking bat. Get out of my camper,

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Speaker 1: please please put your boobs away. Fine, okay, listen, I

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Speaker 1: just let me, let me get something to pick it up,

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Speaker 1: I look, maybe it's time I help you guys get

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Speaker 1: hey Marcy, Hey, can I help you? How you can

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Speaker 1: for you. I thought we were going to have sex tonight. Marianna, cheez,

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Speaker 1: He gave some options for his suggestion, but I want

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Speaker 1: Get off right now, this is your egy. Get up,

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Speaker 1: That's why you're here. I'm the devil. So don't you understand?

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Speaker 1: grabby bags. Let's come on, grab your bags. Let's go out. Literally,

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Speaker 1: Well do you say that candidates people that were putting

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but it's weird. Were

417
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: they plugged in face to face or so? Where you from? Oh, Minnesota? Yeah,

418
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: it came a long way. But I love community and

419
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: I like to get my acid shape. Same. Yeah, I

420
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: got into a little bit of trouble, so I figured,

421
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: you know, oh ship, where are you from Oregon? Or

422
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: a big oregan getting in big trouble? Yeah? So then

423
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: I was like if this or jail? Wow? Yeah? Okay, Um,

424
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: but I also feel comfortable. I just don't feel comfortable.

425
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: If it's just going to be you and me in

426
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: this cabin, I don't feel comfortable anymore. I don't feel

427
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: comfortable anymore. We got our own cabin, which is cool.

428
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: Everyone else all it has bunks. Yeah, I just I

429
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: feel like it was a mistake, Like you need to

430
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: get your own cabin because you're you're dangerous. Cast you

431
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: one question? Yeah, computer or human? Um? Like which one

432
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: would I rather get? What? I'm human? I'm here, I'm

433
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 1: a computer. So if there's nothing to be afraid of,

434
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: that's that's very scary. You see the sport, right you?

435
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: Oh god, Yeah, that's really freaky. That's charging port. God,

436
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: it's almost gross to look at. Do you know that problem?

437
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: When people have an issue with holes, have a problems,

438
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: that's how I think. I never had it before. But

439
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,479
Speaker 1: looking at your report, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

440
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: So okay, and to know that you have the strength

441
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: of metal makes me feel very uncomfortably plastic mainly plastic.

442
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: You could destroy me. I can melt you right down. Yeah.

443
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: If you slap my head and shadow my teeth at

444
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: a keyboard. Um, I did a little bit of reconnaissance

445
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: with the new candidates that we're coming through the boot camp,

446
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,239
Speaker 1: and I put my ear to the door and they

447
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: were showing each other ports. I don't know if this

448
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 1: is something that maybe we should separate the computers from

449
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,719
Speaker 1: the humans, or the boy computers from the grill humans.

450
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: We're I've just never been in this situation. Why, George,

451
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: what what could a boy computer due to a girl human?

452
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm more concerned. I don't know. I don't know. I've

453
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 1: never been trained, but I'm wondering what a boy could

454
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: also feels weird to assign gender to computers. Yeah, I

455
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: was just gonna say the same thing. How do you

456
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: know it's male or female? I mean, oh my god,

457
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: you're right, You're right. I should I should do more reconnaissance.

458
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: It was my own preconceived ideas of what a boy

459
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: the girl are. I should check into this more. Gender

460
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: is just a construct. And this is where all my

461
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: memories are. I can pop that right out. God, look

462
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: at that. I'm holding my whole life with warmories right here. Okay,

463
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: that's something really special. Um, I can't anything you want.

464
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: I think I mean to go to sleep. I think

465
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm so tired. From the buster. Hide me too. I'm

466
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: just gonna catch some What does what does love feel like?

467
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: I wish I could tell you, But if I'm being honest,

468
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: I've been um abandoned by most people that I felt

469
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: love for, So that can't be right. It can't be good.

470
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: So here I must have issues. Yeah, that's what I

471
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: the math. I guess I'm the common denominator. We're math

472
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: people here, so that's that's checking out. But it's not

473
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: making me feel good. Human to non human. That's a

474
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: rude thing to say. But I understand now, I get it. Now,

475
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: I get it. What would be What could I do

476
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: for you? Oh? God? Um? Right now, I'm just gonna

477
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: go to white noise. I'd love it. I'd love if

478
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: you have a Do you know what brown noises? Okay?

479
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: I would love that. Actually, I want the feeling of

480
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: in utero you. I don't think I knew what brown

481
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: noise wasn't till I ask, Hey, um, sir, stop the bus,

482
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: stop the bus, stop the bus? Hey, how can I

483
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: help you? Oh? I'm sorry. I thought this was the

484
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: bus that took us. This looks exactly like the I'm sorry,

485
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: this looks exactly like the gray home bus that I

486
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: got dropped off into. I was stopping and look, how

487
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: came I'm being paying on the bus. I'm a petite woman.

488
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: I am a petite woman. You gotta be careful. There's

489
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: computers running around. Give her a candy. I just sorry.

490
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to the to my bus driver.

491
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: But hey, let's get We're never gonna get to prison

492
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: or what? Go ahead? Prison? I have to go. Um,

493
00:29:54,480 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: this is the wrong bus for me, thank you. Okay, God,

494
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm pretty far out. No, sergeant, I don't know where

495
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: my bunkmate went. I have committed no crimes. I've done

496
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: nothing bad, all right. And then the last question is just, um,

497
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: where you uh your boy or a girl? Computer? I'm

498
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: just gonna check it off on on this year, in

499
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: the in this mental note that I'm making, all right,

500
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand the question. I'm just

501
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: it's just, George, this is not helpful you. You've assigned

502
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: gender to uh to forty computer campers. But I I

503
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: think the main thing that we're concerned about is that

504
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: we have some human in some computer campers this year.

505
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: It's not important. I mean a pretty big deal for me.

506
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: Like I need to know. I asked, why do you care? Man?

507
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: Why do you make this a big deal? Man? Well,

508
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Compute, we got cyborg

509
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: android things running around with human beings, and you give

510
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: a ship about their gender. I just need to be

511
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: able to carpet meentalize all this is working here. It's

512
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: easier carpe carpent canalized, carpet compartmentalized. Uh, it's I'm struggling with. Okay,

513
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: that's it. I'm sending you both to bootcamp for bootcamp counsel. No, no, no, no, no,

514
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm good. You're not good. Welcome to bootcamp, maggots. I

515
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: hear that you guys are bad at your jobs. Well,

516
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: what would you say? Sorry, I'm sorry. You know that

517
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: you get down. You tell that person to get down

518
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: and give them give you twenty Excuse me, would you

519
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: mind getting down and giving me twenty? Giving you like

520
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: you give a ship. Please get down and please give

521
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: me twenty better? Huh? Get down, mm give me twenty,

522
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: Get down, give me twin inspiring get down too? Alright,

523
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: bootcamp owners, Uh, look, look, we all had a great

524
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: idea a couple of years ago to come together and

525
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: put together these series of bootcamps for these different things.

526
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: It's not working. It's not working. No one's being rehabilitated,

527
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: no one's changing, No one's better for having gone to

528
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: these programs. I'm losing money. I'm losing money. And over fist,

529
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: of course he's he's losing money. I think that the

530
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: bootcamps are too close together. I think that we're mixing

531
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: up our people and the boot camps are too close together.

532
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,959
Speaker 1: People are just wandering in and out bootcamp to right,

533
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what else is mixed up? Our game plan? Huh?

534
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: What books here? Everybody? What are we trying to do

535
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: for these people? Or computers? Should be different for every bootcamp.

536
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: Every boot camp should have its own game plan and goal.

537
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: That's right. But when the campers are just going willy

538
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: nilly from one to the other because they're confused as

539
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: to where they are and which ones w because they're

540
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: so close together. The only thing I actually know is

541
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: that one of your residents is now serving time in

542
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: a maximum prison with men. What a petite woman camper

543
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: Now now it is bault. She's she's voluntarily joined this,

544
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: this this maximum prison. But but you know this is

545
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: not what we want. But is it what she wants?

546
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: I mean, if she's voluntarily there and maybe maybe she

547
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: wants it. Huh No, I never thought of it that way,

548
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: like give her some agency. Yeah no, wow, but that's

549
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: not good. If one of our campers would rather go

550
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: to a maximum security prison then attend a forty eight

551
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: hour workshop at one of our boot camp Uh yeah, yeah,

552
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: that does speak to a larger issue. You're right. The

553
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: good news is we're not going to get sued. I've

554
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: been kind of losing sleep over her. Now, I don't know,

555
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know where she was. Okay, well now you know, George.

556
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: You're you don't own a boot camp, George, But yeah,

557
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: but I felt pretty responsible. I was the last one

558
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: to check in, and she was with that genderless computer. Okay,

559
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: don't need thank you for acknowledging that now, George. But

560
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: but you're not invited this, George. George Saunders, Oh my god.

561
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: I love your work. I've read all your books and

562
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: I just want to say that your new book about

563
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: the gender of computers is crazy. I mean, you go,

564
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: You're so far away from what you're normally right. This

565
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: is amazing. I can't tell you that that this is

566
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: I totally get it. I told him there's so many

567
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: people online that totally pretty close to me. You have somebody,

568
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: Mr Saunders, Yes, yes, I dude. Declaration, declaration of war

569
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: right here? What is anybody that doesn't gender machines? It's

570
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: gonna die. So you are leader. You are leader. And

571
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: that scene too. This next suggestion comes to us from

572
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: alchemaniac Philip Russells. The best I can do with that

573
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: pronunciation of that last name, Philip says, Hey, alchemists, a

574
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: psychic medium has a new Year's discount. I love you all, Tiffany.

575
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: Did we go to high school together? Uh? Joey Greer, Yeah,

576
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: you were always nice whenever you know, I encountered you.

577
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: What are you working here? Um? I was actually just

578
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: getting hair products that that the psychic show. Yep, they

579
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: got a lot of hair products and then a little

580
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: it's that room in the back, that's where the psychic

581
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: will see you. Yeah. How are you here for reading

582
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 1: or for shampoo and conditioner? I'm here for a reading, Okay,

583
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm here for serum. Oh nice? Yeah, that hair's got

584
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: some body girl, Yeah, and I'd like to keep the body.

585
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: But just um uh tame down the friends. Okay, well,

586
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: take a look around and let me know if you

587
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 1: have any questions, and you the gentleman is here for reading.

588
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: We do have a lot of hair care products here too,

589
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: so just so you know, I mean, you lit up

590
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,479
Speaker 1: when the hair thing came up, and when I mentioned

591
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: the psychic ree it's just kind of blas it. Maybe

592
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: I should get some hair products, yeah, maybe, Well what

593
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: do you recommend for me? I think I got like

594
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: straight normal hair. I don't know, Um, I wouldn't say normal. Okay, welcome, welcome.

595
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: Do you feel comfortable here? No, it's a I don't

596
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: believe in the psychics, but it's a good deal and

597
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: my wife bought it for me. Speaking of which, which

598
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: coupon code are you applyaying it's off? I think it's

599
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: the code. It's very nice, very nice, Okay, terrific. Can

600
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: you just tell the truth? Did you check your prices

601
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: up and then the discount just makes it the normal

602
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: price afterwards? Tell the truth? My wife already bought these tickets. Yeah,

603
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: it's something like that. It's figured. That's why I figures

604
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: you have to understand us psychics were really undervalued in

605
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: this society. Yeah, and I imagine you you already know

606
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: whether or not we when I'll get that, so you

607
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: might as well just make us pay whatever you want

608
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: because you're in pretty much control of people's brains, right.

609
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 1: It doesn't work like that. No, no, okay, okay, well

610
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: I can tell that when I walk in here, there's

611
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: a little tickle to my brain and somebody, do you

612
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: have your driver sissons with you? Please? I do? That

613
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: wasn't I wasn't attempt man, I just see thank you.

614
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: Now you see that fire over there, Yeah, I'll take

615
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: this license, and oh, don't do that. Don't do that.

616
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: I've heard about people that, oh shit, it's in the

617
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: fire already because the old you is dissolving and the

618
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: real you is appearing right before my eyes. Do you

619
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: feel different? Yeah, it feels different. I had heard horror

620
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: stories of psychics kidding you to give them their license,

621
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: and then they use their psychic power to make you

622
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: give them the other stuff, and then that birds too.

623
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm not falling for it. Do you have any money

624
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: on you? Yeah? I just I was bringing it for

625
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: a tip. Well, I brought more than just enough for

626
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: the tips. Some of this is because I'm gonna I

627
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: got Christmas money and I was gonna spend it. So

628
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: this is all the cash I got right here. Great,

629
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: I'll take that. Yeah, that was happening, transformation right before

630
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: my eyes. Here's what I predict for you. I predict

631
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: for you new beginnings in a rough, rough bro but

632
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: you just rub. Let mean, some of that was actually

633
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: to pay for I have times out, thank you so much.

634
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: So this is more of a palm aid. That's a

635
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: little dryer. But I think if you want, like just

636
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of product is going to serve you

637
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: just fine, just a tiny little dab. Oh, the medium

638
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: will see you. Now. I really want to figure this

639
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: out because I normally dumped just like you know that

640
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: like l a hard or whatever that jell is. I

641
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: just like dumped it in my hands and I get like,

642
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 1: I mean, probably like two inches thick in my palm

643
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: and I just slather it back. Too much. That's too

644
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: much product? Is it that I'm always worried about him?

645
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: Just because I wash my hair every day, you know?

646
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: And then the medium product by the way, yeah, I

647
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: just said, is it too greasy? Sound? It's too greases.

648
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: I can see it there. I can see it's dripping

649
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: out of your hair right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well,

650
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: I mean I like to I like to have like

651
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: that just in case I can pick it up from

652
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: the back and then screw it up in the front

653
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: because I have like an oval shaped head, so it

654
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: doesn't like you know what I mean. The psychic is

655
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: ready to see you now. So this palm made you think,

656
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: just like any bit, just like any size of product

657
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: is going to be enough to hold a different place. Yeah,

658
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: watch me do it here, okay, and are you ready

659
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: for your reading, because they're ready for you. I am, yeah.

660
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: Now is this a good amount? That's amount way too much, Reggie,

661
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm home. Guess who we're in into today at the

662
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: hair supply store that you know, the woman that also

663
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: has the medium in the back. Oh you remember he

664
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: was a nice guy whenever I saw him in high school,

665
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: Joey Greer, senior year out of nowhere. He like slapped

666
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: on a fake mustache, shaved off his eyebrows, shaved off

667
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: the middle part of his head, and then drew on

668
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: uh freckles that we all thought were maybe tattooed on.

669
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: It was like a desperate attempt prom king, which, of

670
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: course everyone knows was me. Absolutely. Yeah, him, he was

671
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: like soaking wet. I think I mean it look like that.

672
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but he looked like he was soaking wet. Well, uh,

673
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: did you pick up the bagette? Oh my gosh, don't

674
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: get mad at me. Oh well, no, I can't make

675
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 1: bond me for dinner. Okay, said, do you have any

676
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 1: pumpa nickel? I know you don't have any pup. You

677
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: just have bighetts. Ah. This old lady, she ordered all

678
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: the baggats in this store right before me. And I

679
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: could have gone to another store. I could have gotten

680
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: different bread, but I just I felt so deflated I left.

681
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's all right, all improvised based on what we have.

682
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh high school man, let's bring it up. A lot

683
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: of memories has back when up three fifty pounds. Oh

684
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: my gosh, remember that I was six? Remember when I

685
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: was that tall? Um, honey, thank you for the Christmas gift.

686
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: Um uh huh it didn't go like. Your message is

687
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: too long. If you'd like to record another priest, must

688
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: plum plum honey it to me. I don't got much time,

689
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: but I just gotta tell you. I went to the

690
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: second just like you said. And it didn't turn out

691
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: as well as you thought. I can't wait to see it. Oh,

692
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: stupid buss is never gonna come message Finnish recording. We're

693
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: still recording. Um. I was mostly interested in what my

694
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,919
Speaker 1: love life might be this year, in this new year.

695
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: So if you could channel that, that'd be great. Did

696
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: you have a coupon code? Um? Yes, it was, Okay,

697
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: that will be applied. Thank you. Okay, love life? You

698
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: say of life is? It is what I would you

699
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: know if you see other things. But that's what I'm

700
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: most curious about. Emotional or physical? Wow? Um, I always

701
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: equate them together. And maybe that's where I've gone wrong.

702
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 1: You've gone wrong because I see a lot of I

703
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: see a lot of I feel and see a lot

704
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: of physicality, a lot of pounding, you know, a lot

705
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: of sweats. That's what I see interus um. The emotional

706
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: I see it's lacking this year years lacking empty, empty empty?

707
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: Does that setting a bell an empty cup? Well, it's

708
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: a new year, so I'm not sure. I'm kind of

709
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 1: looking like a lot of like okay, so I'm gonna

710
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: get pounded, um, but it's going to be emotionally empty.

711
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm getting. That's what I'm getting more

712
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: of like a sex like question. And I guess I

713
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: was more worried about my So don't don't, don't stop

714
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: because of I just get there's a box of hair

715
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: sprayed back here. Um, okay, okay, you're right, you're right.

716
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: Get some of a sex life. Okay, so I love

717
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: love life, love. Hey can I get some hair product?

718
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: It just kids me. How do I look? How do

719
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: I look? Oh? My god, Wow, look at that? Wow?

720
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: What what what did you do? I used the whole

721
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: system you told me. I went from the leaving conditioner

722
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 1: my shampoo every other day, and then I just used

723
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: a dime amount, a dime amount, and I actually use

724
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: a dime to scoop it out because I know I'm

725
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: gonna use like all my fingers. So wow, yeah, no,

726
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: I mean it makes makes a huge difference. I'm glad

727
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: I was able to be of some help. This is

728
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: such a huge help. You don't understand. Since I've been

729
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: in high school, I didn't know who I was. I

730
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: actually had this huge makeover from the police department, and

731
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: they fucking up they destroyed myself image. My confidence was

732
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: completely drink. Didn't know who I was, and it took

733
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: me years to just even feel confident go back out.

734
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: And you know, like I said, I used that l

735
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: a rock hard gel and I would just smile at

736
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: it on there because I thought that's what it was.

737
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: And wait, I'm so sorry. Before you leave, Before you

738
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: leave something, just hit me the love you're looking for,

739
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: This is gonna rhyme. I love you're looking for is

740
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: just outside that door. Do what you will with that. Okay,

741
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: have a good day. Thank you? Wow, okay, bye, thank you?

742
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: Uh you know where I could dump out this cup

743
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: full of piss um? No, I can't drink anymore, so

744
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 1: I gotta dump it out. No please, no, no, honey,

745
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm home physically in the house. You can delete any

746
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: messages that went wrong because now I'll be here. Oh

747
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: it's so British. Sh your face in person. Give me

748
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: who are you? How did you get the hell in

749
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: my house? How'd you get in my house? And what

750
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: the hell are you doing? Hold on? Hold on you

751
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: of a bit. If you want to come to this

752
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,959
Speaker 1: house and steel my god kids Christmas presents, I'm gonna

753
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: you like a pig. Do you understand me? Hold on,

754
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: hold on, please, don't put the knife down, Get the

755
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: hell out. Okay, I'm stepping that out. Leave, I'm leaving.

756
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: Just let me just tell you what Happenet out, Get

757
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: on my cocky, open, get out. Get okay? All right?

758
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 1: Can I talk to you from outside the door? Pat,

759
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: you can close. You can put the clothes sign on

760
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: the hair and sidechic is closed for today. Good day?

761
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: Not really? Oh well, I'm getting the impression. And this

762
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: is not a judgment thing or right or wrong, but

763
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe you're helping more people than I am. Oh,

764
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I mean, we load of

765
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: hair care products today. This is a shoad of it.

766
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: And I read I know you told me not to,

767
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: but I read the yell reviews, oh don't do that,

768
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: but it'll say like change my life, and I'm like,

769
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: oh good, I did something for somebody, and it's like

770
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: I found the right product. And I don't know. I

771
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: just feel insecure. They're all fives and ones and none

772
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: of them are helpful. I'm sorry we're closed. Yeah, I

773
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: mean sorry, can you uncut your hands? Oh? Sorry, I

774
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: was trying to cut them against the door. I'll try

775
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: to talk between the crack please. I was there for

776
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: the psychic earlier. I need to come back in wait

777
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: for me or is this a hair hair or psychic?

778
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: He said, psychic? I think I got Maybe this is

779
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: what I knew. Want to take this one, the one

780
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: that turns it around? Okay, just this is really quick.

781
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: Oh hi, sir, Yeah, I remember you learning out a time.

782
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: You've ruined my life. I did, but you who did

783
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: the hair products were thank you? You rude my life?

784
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: How I went back to my house. Different people are

785
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: living there. There's a man with my wife and he's

786
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: got kids. They've got presents. Who bought me the tickets?

787
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: She seems to be good. You use your psychic powers

788
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: and you put me in some sort of alternate universe.

789
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: Turn back. I think you just have a bad life,

790
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: sirplace let me get my license out of the fireplace.

791
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: I have no way to prove who I am? Who

792
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: are you? Who am I? Who are you? I don't remember?

793
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: Maybe you never existed. I guess it's possible. Have a

794
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: good night, you know. I feel better. I feel better.

795
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: That one felt good. Yeah, that was good. That's good.

796
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: I'll have a Gin and tonic with the splash of line. Okay, uh,

797
00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: do you want that on the rocks up all the way.

798
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: I want it really up. Thank you, thank you? Are

799
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: you waiting for somebody else? Are you here alone? So listen,

800
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm not looking to get pounded tonight, so you can

801
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: just leave me be al right. Well, I can't believe

802
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: my guy for trying. I just know you're not a

803
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: little of my life. So it's Tony tony two and

804
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: this is the year of getting pounded. Excuse me? All right?

805
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: Did I getta drink a whiskey on the on the rocks? Sure?

806
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: Can I see some D? I don't have any idea,

807
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: but clearly over forty, clearly over forty, sir, I can

808
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: get a lot of trouble if I served somebod. I

809
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: just need to see some my d. Look at my face,

810
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: look at the look at the bird's feet on my eyes.

811
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: I don't see the birds feed, sir. I see crow's feet. Yeah,

812
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about. Please, I've had a bad day.

813
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: I don't know who I am. Just I'll just reach

814
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: over and get the whiskey myself. What do you do?

815
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just chucking at Jesus Christ. Holy shit,

816
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. You gotta get the

817
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: funk out of here right now. Man, you're gonna get

818
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. Alright, alright, alright, alright. Saw

819
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: you chugging that whiskey. Yeah, yeah, And that's our show, everybody,

820
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: that is ah show. Let's talk to you guys in

821
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 1: the way out. What do you say, Let's thank our alchemist,

822
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: AND's see what you're up to. Anything you want to share,

823
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: anything you need to say, anything at all, James, and

824
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: you talked to us. Oh gosh, it's been great. I

825
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: just you know, keep go go over to redd it

826
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: at the Alchemy this pod and join the community. It's growing,

827
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: it's stronger, and sometimes people are posting things in there

828
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 1: that uh the surprising me so uh and it's it's

829
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Speaker 1: fun to go looking through the links that are center.

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Speaker 1: Very nice. Craig Atkowski, thank you, Chris. It's uh two.

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Speaker 1: I successfully wrote that on a check yesterday. So I

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Speaker 1: think I'm I'm owning up to that being the year.

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Speaker 1: Seems too big to be a year, but but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I think that's the year we're in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you're right, Jackie Druthy, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: What a good time. I just wrote the date correctly

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Speaker 1: today as well, and realized I've been writing all month.

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Speaker 1: Um Ooopsie sorry, Um yeah, I'm not Jackie Druthy and

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Speaker 1: uh that's it. Thank you so much for having me,

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer. I actually I don't think there's a problem

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Speaker 1: in righting a different year. I think that allows you

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Speaker 1: to actually access money from any time period. So if

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Speaker 1: you had more money's say, in twenty nineteen, you should

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Speaker 1: write that for the check because then they're going to

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Speaker 1: go to the bank account take that money out. So

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Speaker 1: that's like a way to like kind of like make

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Speaker 1: sure you always have fun in there. And if you

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Speaker 1: want to get more financial advice, you can follow me

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Speaker 1: a god bless Jim Chum. I'm always talking to like

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Speaker 1: hardcore crypto bros uh and F T B s and

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Speaker 1: all that stuff, So check it out. Hell yeah, while

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Speaker 1: we're thinking each other, why don't we think our engineer

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Speaker 1: producers at the stars, Mr Doug Baby and the fine

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Speaker 1: folks that I heart media, I have been your guest

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Speaker 1: house stuff I don't know. I thank you for listening,

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Speaker 1: and until next time,