Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: And yes, first we took over your for you page
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Speaker 4: Once you take over the world, I don't think you
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Speaker 2: your second date.
Speaker 4: Second date update.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of confusing information out there about how
Speaker 5: to attract a mate online.
Speaker 4: That's what the video says, how to catch your mate?
Speaker 4: Is that what you're information is?
Speaker 2: He printed out how two sheet from Yahoo right in
Speaker 2: front of it.
Speaker 4: It's so conflicting though.
Speaker 5: It's like, be super clear with your intentions, but also
Speaker 5: be mysterious and coy.
Speaker 4: Make sure to be.
Speaker 5: Super funny and playful, but don't be joky or they're
Speaker 5: gonna think you're not serious.
Speaker 2: What doesn't make sense, Jeff Yeah, show who you really are,
Speaker 2: even if you run a puppy mill.
Speaker 4: Let them know yeah, okay, And one.
Speaker 5: Of our listeners says she got swept up in the
Speaker 5: confusion of how to maximize your dating profile, but in
Speaker 5: the end, I guess it turned out to be a
Speaker 5: good thing for her.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's on the phone with us, so let's.
Speaker 5: Let's figure it out. Cynthia, welcome to the show. Tell
Speaker 5: us what happened?
Speaker 7: Hi, guys, so good to be here.
Speaker 1: Well that's good, Cynthia, look at you. Try an extra
Speaker 1: heart again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 5: How did you get swept up in the confusion of
Speaker 5: the online dating Well?
Speaker 7: Google is free, but it's a jungle.
Speaker 2: So yeah, wait, you ask Google for advice instead of
Speaker 2: like your friends.
Speaker 4: What should she ask her friends? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I feel like you should run your profile by
Speaker 2: your friends and see what they think if it's showing
Speaker 2: you in the best light or not.
Speaker 7: Well, we get there eventually.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: So I'm looking up all these different ways on how
Speaker 7: I can get more matches with online dating, and some
Speaker 7: of the things I found were that if your profile
Speaker 7: picture has your hair out of your face, you're twenty
Speaker 7: seven percent more likely to get a match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you have an ugly face.
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 5: Is that what the problem is, Cynthia, Can you confirm
Speaker 5: that for bok over.
Speaker 3: I shaved my.
Speaker 1: Did no one else take that?
Speaker 7: I didn't take that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking it's been on TikTok for all they
Speaker 1: said guys like hair up?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So twenty percent more likely if you have
Speaker 5: your hair up out of your.
Speaker 7: Face, right, and seventy six percent more likely if you
Speaker 7: have a teeth smile, if you smile with your teeth,
Speaker 7: that's assuming you have all.
Speaker 4: Your teeth in there, right.
Speaker 2: I smile with my gums, gummy smile.
Speaker 4: That's only because your ratio. Yeah, okay, anything else.
Speaker 7: This is one from my side that I also find
Speaker 7: to be pretty true. If you're alone in your pictures,
Speaker 7: no friends, no one else in the photo, you're sixty
Speaker 7: percent more likely.
Speaker 5: I swear There's been times where I'm swiping and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what girl is the girl?
Speaker 4: Because every picture, yeah, the fun Jose, it's like spin
Speaker 4: the whee over? Who am I going to get?
Speaker 1: I think, kid, just all group is weird? What'd you
Speaker 1: go with? Did you do some group, some solo? Did
Speaker 1: you do all the way?
Speaker 7: Well? No, I did all just single photos of me?
Speaker 7: Because I find that when I'm swiping for guys. If
Speaker 7: I have to guess who you are in the photo,
Speaker 7: I'm not going to I'm just gonna play.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So did you take all that advice?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, So I tried it and I forgot nothing
Speaker 7: after a week. Nothing, nothing, nothing, Really, they were like weird,
Speaker 7: of course, my guys who were very interous.
Speaker 1: So what'd you change? Would you do to change your luck?
Speaker 5: Well, she couldn't change her face up brooke like that.
Speaker 5: It's not very nice to tell her to get surgery before.
Speaker 5: Can we like move off of that and maybe get
Speaker 5: to how how did you change your dating profile?
Speaker 1: That's what I asked?
Speaker 4: What did you change about yourself? It was the way
Speaker 4: you said it. We no knew so what happened?
Speaker 7: So I just ended up asking my friend what she
Speaker 7: thought of what I had uploaded.
Speaker 1: B Actually, that's exactly what you said. What did your
Speaker 1: friend say?
Speaker 7: She said, looked like a veloso raptor.
Speaker 1: Were you burying your teeth or smiling?
Speaker 7: She kept saying that I had such big teeth and
Speaker 7: that was my hair pulled back, like my forehead looked
Speaker 7: a little bit. Dare she?
Speaker 1: Are you mad?
Speaker 3: Or are you like?
Speaker 1: I can see it.
Speaker 7: I mean, I was humbled for sure.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out who mean or your friend
Speaker 5: or Brooke my friend?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Oh wow. Okay, so she gave you a few tips
Speaker 4: to change stuff.
Speaker 7: That was kind of all she said. I guess her
Speaker 7: tough love pushed me to kind of just go back
Speaker 7: to the drawing board and just go back to what
Speaker 7: I was already doing.
Speaker 4: Her advice, are we ever going.
Speaker 1: To get a date?
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 1: We like what happened?
Speaker 7: Well, so I ended up just posting what I felt
Speaker 7: was right for me. I ended up getting a date
Speaker 7: with this guy, Aaron.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, we.
Speaker 7: Ended up texting. We went out for like pizza and
Speaker 7: wine and stuff. And it's funny because I told him about,
Speaker 7: you know, my experience was trying to update my profile
Speaker 7: and that was kind of the topic of conversation for
Speaker 7: most of the night. We laughed about it and ended
Speaker 7: up taking pictures of each other, you know, in dinosaur
Speaker 7: pose it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 6: See good sense of humor, embrace it and now you bonded.
Speaker 4: Everybody else in the pizza parlor.
Speaker 2: Was like, what the your pet names for each other
Speaker 2: are already rapptor a little.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So what's happened since then?
Speaker 7: I just I haven't been able to hang out with
Speaker 7: him in like a month. That was like a month ago.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like you've been texting. It just hasn't
Speaker 1: lined up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, ir, schedules haven't lined up. You haven't been able
Speaker 7: to find a good time, and I just I don't know.
Speaker 7: I'm getting a little discouraged. I felt like, you know,
Speaker 7: we lost a bit of momentum, and I was just
Speaker 7: wondering if you guys would give me some indvice or
Speaker 7: helped me out a little bit.
Speaker 5: Well, Boo's gonna tell you to change the way your
Speaker 5: voice sounds, so maybe not to ask us advice.
Speaker 1: Talk about her?
Speaker 2: You sound amazing, You sound fun You sound funny and
Speaker 2: self deprecating about me.
Speaker 4: But what about her?
Speaker 5: You know what, We're just gonna call this guy Aaron
Speaker 5: for you when we come back and do your second
Speaker 5: date update.
Speaker 4: Right after this hold on second date update.
Speaker 8: On the phone with us today is a woman who
Speaker 8: just updated her dino dating profile the majestic Cynthiasaurus rapt.
Speaker 2: I think there was a lot worse dinosaurs she could
Speaker 2: have been compared to.
Speaker 5: We're gonna call her c Rex for short or maybe
Speaker 5: just Cynthia, which is her normal name for human name.
Speaker 5: But the reason why we're poking fun about it is
Speaker 5: because she found an article online with all these tips
Speaker 5: about what types of pictures you should take if you
Speaker 5: want to get better matches on dating sites, and she
Speaker 5: found some ideas where you're supposed to pull your hair back,
Speaker 5: show more teeth. That's supposed to get more guys to
Speaker 5: swipe on you. But after a week online with no matches,
Speaker 5: her friend told her the truth. The reason no guys
Speaker 5: are biting is because you look like a velociraptor.
Speaker 1: Looks, but listen, the most ferocious of the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Yes, and with a very muscular built Yeah.
Speaker 4: Better, and doesn't look like that normally.
Speaker 5: It's just with the new hair back do and the
Speaker 5: teeth bearing poses, it came across dino like.
Speaker 1: But she finally realized she just needed to be herself.
Speaker 5: That was the good part the topic of conversation on
Speaker 5: her date with a guy named Aaron.
Speaker 4: They had a great time together.
Speaker 5: Problem is that was a month ago, and now she
Speaker 5: needs our help to get things jump started once again.
Speaker 4: Brooke, I'm afraid to even go to you. Every time
Speaker 4: you say something it comes out offensive.
Speaker 5: But what do you want to says Cynthia over here.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I think it's good, Cynthia that you and him have
Speaker 2: been talking. You've been trying to get something nailed down.
Speaker 2: I know it feels like maybe the what is it
Speaker 2: called momentum has has dulled a little bit.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what she said again.
Speaker 9: I just don't want you to come off as too needy. Okay,
Speaker 9: you know, like your only option, because it's not right,
Speaker 9: it might be the only option.
Speaker 4: Actually, we don't want to know, Cynthia.
Speaker 5: Can you dial on the desperate needy vibes that you're
Speaker 5: getting towards Brook right now?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, no problem. I don't mean to come
Speaker 7: off super needy. I don't think you are.
Speaker 1: You know, don't bring up again the fact that you
Speaker 1: weren't getting a lot.
Speaker 4: Of matches because that person would do yes.
Speaker 2: You want to make it sound like this last month
Speaker 2: has been so packed and oh my god, I totally
Speaker 2: forgot to call you.
Speaker 1: So I have a radio. They should do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly what.
Speaker 4: I texted you twenty times by accident.
Speaker 2: Even if he if he says yes to a date,
Speaker 2: maybe you tell him that you're maybe available.
Speaker 4: It's been so long.
Speaker 3: Date.
Speaker 1: It actually was the time of the Dinosaur.
Speaker 7: Telling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would turn you on, Jose.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna cut the advice segment of this short
Speaker 5: and just call Aaron for you.
Speaker 4: How does that sound c Rex. Here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding here, let's call him.
Speaker 7: Hello, Thanks for calling. This is Aaron.
Speaker 1: Did you run a business?
Speaker 4: Aaron? What a formal way to answer? Uh? Yeah, that
Speaker 4: was expecting that.
Speaker 1: We're a radio show and you're welcome for Colin.
Speaker 6: Thanks for answering a radio show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning and
Speaker 5: we're doing a segment right now, hoping that you'll be.
Speaker 4: A part of it. I'm too late.
Speaker 5: You're already a part of it, So buckle up.
Speaker 6: What is this about?
Speaker 4: Perfect? This is about your dating life.
Speaker 5: Actually, about a month ago, we went out with one
Speaker 5: of our listeners named Cynthia.
Speaker 6: Cynthia yes.
Speaker 1: Beer, I think wine?
Speaker 6: Yes, I never Cynthia. Oh yeah, we Yeah, we had
Speaker 6: a good time. That was a good date.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so great to hear.
Speaker 5: Nice to hear me, because we're all confused and we're
Speaker 5: trying to help her figure out if there's a reason
Speaker 5: why you're not getting back to her and wanting to
Speaker 5: see her again, if that's even true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, because she's super busy right now. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 4: thank you, trying to pencil you in somewhere.
Speaker 6: Oh, she's busy, that's uh, well, that's probably good. Actually
Speaker 6: I'm kind of busy too. I'm really busy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you what are you so busy with?
Speaker 6: Well, other dates, As it turns out.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 4: You guys aren't serious.
Speaker 1: Other like second date third dates are just all first dates.
Speaker 6: Well a heck of a lot of first dates really
Speaker 6: second dates. Yeah, it's it's all really new for me,
Speaker 6: I have to say. And what is all the attention
Speaker 6: that I'm getting online from my profile?
Speaker 4: It happened a sudden Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know how much she told you about the date,
Speaker 6: but we were joking around. We just ended up taking
Speaker 6: these funny picks suresh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that like dinosaurs, because that was like what she
Speaker 5: tried on her dating profile before, and like was laughing
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, and that's what we were doing in the photos,
Speaker 6: and they turned out pretty funny and just kind of
Speaker 6: as a goof after the date, I put one of
Speaker 6: the photos of me up on my profile.
Speaker 1: And uh, you acting like a dinosaur?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it was a hit.
Speaker 1: What what.
Speaker 7: My rock gold go figure?
Speaker 6: I started getting all these hits that like I've never
Speaker 6: gotten before, getting all the extension.
Speaker 1: But you're in some dinosaur algorithm.
Speaker 5: It's the fact that he's with somebody, that's a proven fact.
Speaker 1: They were taking pictures of each other.
Speaker 4: Was it just you or was it both of you?
Speaker 6: It was just me, but it was all the tips
Speaker 6: and trips and everything that she was talking about. I
Speaker 6: pulled my hair back, I showed my teeth and the
Speaker 6: smile and.
Speaker 5: Wait, so so those things work for guys but not
Speaker 5: for girls.
Speaker 1: Maybe just when you do them right?
Speaker 4: Is it just face shape?
Speaker 7: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 6: I put one on photo up.
Speaker 7: And I get all this attention.
Speaker 4: This is really crazy.
Speaker 5: But you know who would be really interested to learn
Speaker 5: this information is actually Cynthia herself, who just happens to
Speaker 5: be on the other line right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hearing this.
Speaker 6: She's not listening as she Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's listening, and she wants to talk to you
Speaker 4: right now, Erin.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, yeah, yeah yeah, Cynthia Aaron, I am shocked.
Speaker 7: I basically put.
Speaker 3: You on good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you deserve most of the credit.
Speaker 7: You took the picture.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. You're a really good photographer, Cynthia.
Speaker 4: I did him a favoring her forgetting you dates. That's
Speaker 4: a little accidentally petty.
Speaker 6: Almost Well, okay, Cynthia, Remember we talked like dating has
Speaker 6: been really hard for me. I'm just not used to
Speaker 6: getting attention. Well now I am, I'm just going with it.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, this has got to be a little bit
Speaker 5: overwhelming to hear all this, Cynthia, how you feeling right now?
Speaker 7: Honestly, I'm I'm a little hurt. I'm kind of shocked.
Speaker 7: Those pictures were just like joke pictures. I thought like
Speaker 7: it's kind of going to be like an inside joke
Speaker 7: between us. Yeah, now other girls like that, my guest,
Speaker 7: and now you're gonna see all of them instead of
Speaker 7: me when I've been you know, we've been in contact. No, no, I.
Speaker 6: Don't want to see them instead of you. I want
Speaker 6: to see you too. I just got to wait to
Speaker 6: get it opening.
Speaker 1: But Cynthia, you're you're really packed too.
Speaker 7: Right right to see if I can put you into
Speaker 7: my schedule as well?
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's right.
Speaker 2: Cynthia, She's not going to wait around all day just
Speaker 2: for you to show up.
Speaker 6: This is the cat Well I have to say, honestly,
Speaker 6: Cynthia is a She's a wonderful girl, and that wouldn't
Speaker 6: surprise me. I'm sure she gets a lot of attention.
Speaker 7: I set something up. Let's say next weekend. Is that
Speaker 7: something that is available for you?
Speaker 5: She probablysed to cancel on like seven other guys just
Speaker 5: to make that happen for.
Speaker 6: You, Aaron. Yeah, let me check my calendar, which day,
Speaker 6: which day dies?
Speaker 7: Next Saturday?
Speaker 6: Work Saturday with this coming Saturday? Maybe how about five weeks.
Speaker 5: Saturdays from that's your only free try Monday.
Speaker 9: Whoever Saturday chick is and put Cynthia in her place
Speaker 9: and Saturday girls.
Speaker 7: Come on.
Speaker 5: I mean, two such highly successful daters meeting right here
Speaker 5: on this show. I mean that's a sign that you
Speaker 5: need to be saying, Yes, Aaron, we'd love to send
Speaker 5: you out with Cyndia one more time if you're up
Speaker 5: for it, and we'll pay for the date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I definitely want to go out with Genti again.
Speaker 6: But yeah, it's gonna be a while.
Speaker 5: And he's excited, Okay, I mean, Cynthia are you still
Speaker 5: cool with that?
Speaker 4: Can you wait a little?
Speaker 7: A girl can only wait so long. We'll have to see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually a good answer. Don't tell him yes
Speaker 1: or no.
Speaker 7: We know it's yes, yeah, Cynthia.
Speaker 6: In the meantime, I'm really getting a lot of practice,
Speaker 6: so that could only work in your favorite.
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Know practice, Tell tell me. I want to know. It's
Speaker 4: Brook Jeffrey in the morning.