1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,640 Speaker 1: It's actually not a planet. It's a designation. It's one 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 1: more thing that was. 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: An affectation you've had there. 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: You can't fly what I say, it was not a planet, 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: it's a destination. You can't fly in a designation you 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: in it. So any plane can be air Force one. 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 1: It's just whatever plane the president is on is designated 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: air Force one. 9 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 2: Any flying object the president is on is air Force one. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: The helicopters are Marine one. Okay, so presumably if the 11 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: President went up in a dirigible, that would be air 12 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 1: Force one, a rigible one. Uh yeah. 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: Literally, President was headed to Switzerland today and they had 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 2: to turn around because they had an electrical problem, or 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 2: at least that's what they're saying. I don't know some 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,599 Speaker 2: people you find it. 17 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: Oh is that right? Yeah? I hadn't seen anybody yet. 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 2: I just heard skepticism, some experts saying they've got like 19 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 2: so many redundant backups systems, those on the Air Force one, 20 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: which I'm sure they do that although likely that you 21 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 2: would just turn around for an electric problem. You just 22 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 2: switch to the backup, to the backup, to the backup 23 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 2: and keep going. 24 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: Well, it depends on how many redundancies you have. I mean, 25 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: if you're just going on a trip that could be 26 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: delayed for three hours, will you trouble check the problem? 27 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: I would go ahead and do what they did. Feel otherwise, 28 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: you know, it's the whole there's actually a pretty good 29 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: joke about bad news here. Ladies and gentlemen. We've lost 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: one of the engines, but don't worry. We have four 31 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: engines and should be fine. And the tilt comes back 32 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,559 Speaker 1: on bad news. Folks, you've lost second of our four engines, 33 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: but we can fly perfectly fine. I can't remember what 34 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: the what the punchline of it is, but the point is, 35 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: don't don't assume everything's going to go fine after the 36 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: first screw up. 37 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 2: Well, I also think that why would they tell us 38 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 2: anything other than we had like a problem turned around, 39 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 2: could be freaking anything. 40 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, right, In fact, if something crazy covert happened, that's 41 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 1: good policy. Sure claim it was. Yeah, we forgot to 42 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: pack the dia coke and the president is pissed, so 43 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: they forgot the McDonald's right exactly. Yeah. Anyway, Josh Rogan, 44 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: who we've chatted with more than once on the Armstrong 45 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: and Getty Show, knows something about the Air Force one 46 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 1: fleet fifteen. 47 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 3: This happens all the time. You know, it's a really 48 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 3: old fleet and there's a constant state of disrepair. It's 49 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 3: much more rare for Air Force one than it is 50 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 3: for like the planes that the Vice President of the 51 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 3: Security of Defense and Security State might fly on. And 52 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 3: so I think that the fact that they caught it 53 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 3: early and they turned back it shouldn't really be a 54 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 3: big problem. But it is kind of shocking to people 55 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 3: who don't know. But it's kind of an open secret 56 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 3: amongst the reporters who travel with senior officials that the 57 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 3: US plane is very old and the planes are not 58 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 3: in good condition. 59 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: Thirty five year old plane. So why in the world, 60 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 2: with the amount of money we spend on everything in 61 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 2: this country, would the president be flying around in a 62 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 2: thirty five year old plane. 63 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: Well, let's harken back to was it last year or 64 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: the year before where the cutteries were given the president 65 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: to seven forty seven? That's right? And uh and and 66 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 1: Trump was making a big deal out of how be 67 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: fought behind schedule. Boeing was that they were supposed to 68 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: have built a new set of Air Force ones or 69 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: whatever it is. Yeah, I don't know. That's it's it's 70 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: not all of it's not a great look for American 71 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: industry anyway. I've never been on the current Air Force one. 72 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: I have a friend who has, who says it's pretty amazing. 73 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: I've been on old ones, a couple of old ones. 74 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: I can't believe. 75 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 2: I've never been to the Reagan National Library, and because 76 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 2: they got his plane there so you can see what 77 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 2: an air Force one looks like in the presidential suite 78 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 2: and all that sort of stuff, I've never done that. 79 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: How have I done that? 80 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 2: I got to do that with my kids. I'm gonna 81 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 2: do that in the next couple of weekends. 82 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: I'm vowing right now. There is a wonderful airplane museum 83 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: in the Seattle Tacoma area. I can't remember the name 84 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: of it. I've been to that one they have. I 85 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: think it's Nixon's Air Force one there, which is super fun. It's, 86 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: you know, obviously a little more old timing, not quite 87 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: as amazing as the new ones. But I've been reading 88 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: about air Force One. It's packed with secret tech functioning, 89 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: is a flying command center with and the lists here include, 90 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: as I'm sure you'll notice, some wow stuff and also 91 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: some are you kidding me. Stuff. I'm not sure how 92 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: up to date this list is, but anyway, flying command 93 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 1: center with military grade secure communications, EMP, hardened electronics, an 94 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: advanced missile defense like laser jamming and flares, plus in 95 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: flight fueling for unlimited range, it could fly forever. 96 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 2: Does it have the like elastic stretchy thing in the 97 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 2: seat in front of you? See you? I can put 98 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 2: your cup in there or something. 99 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: I'll bet it does. I'll bet it does, yeah, or 100 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: even cup holders. This list key features include secure encrypted 101 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: lines Wi Fi. Oh wait a minute, you don't. 102 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 2: Have Wi Fi. You just gotta let China take over. 103 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: I mean, come on, oh man, When I get on 104 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 1: a flight that doesn't have the Wi Fi, I'm like, 105 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: what am I at Kitty Hawk with the Wright brothers? 106 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: I know? 107 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 2: I like going on and they'll make the announcement. Sorry, 108 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 2: we're not gonna have Wi Fi in this flight. Sorry 109 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 2: for the fans, Sorry for the inconvenience. 110 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: You just ruined my wife, right right, I can't believe you. 111 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: Let's see countermeasures against you said we were down a 112 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: wing and we're gonna do our best. Then we got 113 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: a white wife. Oh geez, let's see they have countermeasures 114 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: against attacks like d I r CM lasers whatever those are, 115 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: chaff and flares, and a hardened system to survive a 116 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: nuclear blast. Wow. Wow. The current Air Force one features 117 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: eighty five plus telephones fax machines. 118 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 2: Many five telephone seems like a lot. 119 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, a fax machine? What 120 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: am I doing? Am I in touch with the like 121 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,279 Speaker 1: the old timey pharmacy in my town or something? Wow? 122 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:19,599 Speaker 2: With floppy disks? Yeah, you get a blockbuster for some reason. 123 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: Internet for secure encrypted calls top secret to non secure 124 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: video conferencing. Uh, let's see. 125 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 2: Uh. 126 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: The president can broadcast speeches live from mid air satellite 127 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: length down to you know the ground. It's kind of 128 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: obvious when you think about it, but yeah, he could 129 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 1: do a complete, you know, national address. My fellow Americans, 130 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,839 Speaker 1: we are at war with Greenland from the air, which 131 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: is kind of cool. Uh. Defense and security EMP hardening 132 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 1: electronics and wiring are shielded to with stand electromagnetic pulses 133 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 1: from nuclear blasts. It's a good thing too, because I've 134 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:03,159 Speaker 1: read articles about that how EMP weapons are going to 135 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 1: be the holy f weapons of warfare. When it breaks out, 136 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, everything that's powered by electricity 137 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 1: will not work. It might be what we used in Venezuela. 138 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: It could be something like that. Yeah, I wonder. Oh, 139 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: let's see missile defense equipped with Oh there it is 140 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: directional infrared countermeasures. That's DIRCM lasers to blind heat seeking 141 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: missiles and chaff and flare dispensers to decoy them radar jamming. 142 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: It's armored. The airframe and windows are armored to resist attacks. 143 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: You can do in flight refueling. Self Sufficiency has a 144 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: self contained baggage loader and large galleys to serve meals 145 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: from up to one hundred people, with thousands of meals 146 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: in storage. 147 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 2: Thousands of meals in case they have to, like they 148 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 2: thought they might have to with W after nine to eleven. 149 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 2: Just keep flying around for a really long time. 150 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: Right, a self contained baggage loader. 151 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 2: Uh, it's just a little guy in a cage they 152 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,360 Speaker 2: keep under the plane. 153 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,960 Speaker 1: I figured it was a bag bot, but no, it's 154 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 1: actually a wow. 155 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 2: That's suppose you suppose Trump's got a full sized bathroom. 156 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 2: He's not squeezing into that little bathroom, my air bathroom. 157 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yea to sit on that seat. Oh, he's 158 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: got a gold toilet seat in there guaranteed. Yeah. Yeah, 159 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: I mean if you look at the oval office, which 160 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 1: you've described as looking like a Chinese restaurant, to me, 161 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 1: it looks like the throne room in uh, you know, 162 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,839 Speaker 1: Brunei or something like that. Yeah. 163 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 2: Southwest flight recently there was a big old boy headed 164 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 2: to the bathroom, and I thought, I don't want to 165 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 2: see him go to the bathroom, but I would like 166 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,679 Speaker 2: to know the mechanics of how this is gonna work. 167 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: I just write much as I'd like to mock you 168 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 1: for that, that that vision, But no, I I've I've 169 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,679 Speaker 1: thought the same thing. There's no excuse me, excuse me, 170 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: flight attendant, can you explain to me how that is 171 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: going to work? Oh? And or super tall guys, ladies 172 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: you you might not know this, but you if you're 173 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:15,960 Speaker 1: standing to relieve yourself if you're over like five six, Jesus, wow, 174 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta crane your neck or hunch or whatever. 175 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: It's terrible. 176 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 2: Oh you poor things. 177 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 1: Childbirth Uh wow, the Trump card and then let's see. Uh. 178 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:34,199 Speaker 1: The creature comforts include private quarters, conference rooms, office space, 179 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: and a medical facility. Does not mention the size of 180 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 1: the turlet facilities, uh connectivity blah blah blah. Air First 181 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: one isn't just a plane. It's a secure flying fortress 182 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: and command center built to keep the president in command 183 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: during any crisis. 184 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 2: So you think it went a really really big old 185 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 2: boys going down the aisle, You could say to the 186 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 2: UH air waitress, Yeah, there's gonna need to be somebody 187 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,960 Speaker 2: to mop with in there in about five minutes, because 188 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 2: there's no possible that guy can do what he needs 189 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:04,679 Speaker 2: to do. 190 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,479 Speaker 1: It's a gotta be a miserable experience. 191 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 2: Oh I would have to be first, raise your hand 192 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,679 Speaker 2: and make sure you go excuse me, air waitress. 193 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and enjoy the hawker in your coffee. A sweetheart, sweetheart, 194 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: you legs. Hey, I got a question like that? Yeah, wow, 195 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 1: what would you know? What would it cost to I'm 196 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: thinking like toilet first class? Mm hmmm. Maybe you got 197 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,560 Speaker 1: the same size seats as coach or whatever, maybe the 198 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:50,479 Speaker 1: same experience, but like you have a reserved, really nice bathroom. 199 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 1: What would that cost? 200 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 2: That's an interesting idea. So you're in coach, but you 201 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 2: get the first class bathroom kind of a. 202 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean because first class bathrooms are just bathrooms, right, Yeah, 203 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: well that's maybe eliminate the first class seats, but make 204 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:11,439 Speaker 1: the bathroom the first the first class experience is the bathroom, 205 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:15,200 Speaker 1: or that's just another tier of service. I mean you 206 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,079 Speaker 1: could get the first class seats and bathrooms, although again 207 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: first class doesn't get first class bathrooms. There's bathrooms and 208 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:25,560 Speaker 1: then yeah wow, I mean I like leg room. I like, 209 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,080 Speaker 1: you know, not having some big old boy pressed up 210 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: against me, but like to have a really nice bathroom 211 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 1: and maybe a reservation system. Mister Getty, mister Getty, party 212 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 1: of one. Yes, yes, we're ready for you. Oh lovely, 213 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: thank you. I'm going to go to lock up the aisle. 214 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 2: I'm gonna need from ten to ten thirty. 215 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 1: That's gonna cost you. This is why I fast before 216 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 1: I go on an airplane. 217 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why my son does. 218 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 3: Yeah. 219 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,199 Speaker 2: I just I don't even want to ever see that bathroom. Well, 220 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 2: I guess that's it.