Speaker 1: Yeah, the coverer is killing me Home. You gotta let
Speaker 1: this right. Trust to that nigga. Stupid ho how you
Speaker 1: best friend and your sister a lie to you? You
Speaker 1: know this song? If it's homeboy Zoya, just don't let
Speaker 1: him fool you. They all dogs, that's what they do. Uh,
Speaker 1: come on, keep wrapping me up. I want to get Okay,
Speaker 1: So I don't know what she said, but I just
Speaker 1: right here. Okay. If y'all don't know, that is Kaya
Speaker 1: from the album Thug Mrs know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 1: so glad you know that song because she's gonna come
Speaker 1: out here and be boogie bitch because you want a
Speaker 1: little bougie little you know what I have. But I'm
Speaker 1: flivered in and so by. But you know what I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to default. We know Kayak as I was supposed
Speaker 1: to know Kaya because my blood. So again, we're going
Speaker 1: to play the rest of that song at the end
Speaker 1: because I love it that much. But but welcome, guys
Speaker 1: to yet another episode of horrible decisions. This is your girl,
Speaker 1: Mandy Beat and I'm sitting alongside. I just want you
Speaker 1: guys to know it's really funny because I don't know
Speaker 1: how I guess it was meant to happen, but me
Speaker 1: and Mandy knew we were supposed to do an episode alone,
Speaker 1: but we thought so much during the episode that we
Speaker 1: couldn't even post it. So you were in the studio,
Speaker 1: preach Preach interjected, you were, Yeah, if you were in
Speaker 1: the studio, you probably would have stopped. So a lot
Speaker 1: of our listeners have been asking us for solo episodes
Speaker 1: because you know, we've been very guest based, so they
Speaker 1: missed our funny as with our whole as is all
Speaker 1: of that. It was so bad, so bad. I was like,
Speaker 1: you want to do it in the middle, Like in
Speaker 1: the middle of the j was on his phone, gets
Speaker 1: off his phone, like like we can talk about it
Speaker 1: in the middle of the episode, I said, does this
Speaker 1: need to be an intervention on air? Like I don't
Speaker 1: give a fund because I paid for the studio time,
Speaker 1: but we could talk right now, and so we literally
Speaker 1: we sent it to both of our friends. We passed
Speaker 1: the episode for an hour, maybe an hour because after
Speaker 1: we had sent it to our friends and we got
Speaker 1: so much feedback, they were just like brought. I kind
Speaker 1: of couldn't get through the episode, like there was so
Speaker 1: much arguing I don't know. Our vibes were just often,
Speaker 1: you know, we'd be organing. Sometimes we are going but
Speaker 1: but you know, but we did it on air and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what it was, and
Speaker 1: they are going to hate us. You know. Someone said
Speaker 1: to me, a friend of my back and said, I
Speaker 1: know that people enjoy y'all fighting, but this is so
Speaker 1: bad that I made like I could see somebody stop listening, period,
Speaker 1: which is which is what my friend said. So I
Speaker 1: was like, she was like, wait, you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 1: post that. You're not gonna edit like it was bad preach.
Speaker 1: So I wish you would have been fighting about the
Speaker 1: housing market, would I tell you? We we tried to
Speaker 1: go through. We argued at the kink of the week.
Speaker 1: We argued at what's been going on in our lives.
Speaker 1: We argued at the horrible decision but the kick of
Speaker 1: week Mandy because y'all y'all only no, no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we ain't gonna get that kids to it because maybe
Speaker 1: said run Grass was anime. I mean, she's like animate,
Speaker 1: any animate, But I say, we started arguing about about
Speaker 1: the market, We arguing about homemail. We were giving a
Speaker 1: listener advice. You're like, how do I to shug you daddy? Oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know he might want to do it. No, he ain't,
Speaker 1: because let gonna tell you what a trick on these things. Actually,
Speaker 1: we decided so it was so bad, but Mandy and
Speaker 1: I decided that when we launch our Patreon account, which
Speaker 1: we're gonna, we don't posted. And I'm really embarrassed because
Speaker 1: it was just it's so bad. You could you could
Speaker 1: see where our gregate came out. And it's so weird
Speaker 1: because I really wasn't trying to talk to Wheezy at all,
Speaker 1: And somehow we ended up on I G Live and
Speaker 1: now we're friends again. So that's how our I don't
Speaker 1: know how it um, I don't know how days like
Speaker 1: that happened. That's never tappened to us. No, that was bad.
Speaker 1: But that was also the first time we ever fought
Speaker 1: coming in this studio. Yeah, so we had an argument
Speaker 1: prior to the studio, and I think it just trickled
Speaker 1: into attitude. And you be on your phone when I'm
Speaker 1: never doing a catchup before. Had you been texting the
Speaker 1: whole time? I was like, I'm not talking to the wall.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just didn't care about anything she was
Speaker 1: saying and in the reality and then and then and
Speaker 1: then no, but this is where it went bad. I
Speaker 1: know she spent fifteen and it's catching up on her
Speaker 1: and I wasn't even listening. Did she went straight into
Speaker 1: the kick of the week? Because don't nobody care what
Speaker 1: I gotta say? It was said, did you want to talk?
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize it was bad? But hi, guys, Um,
Speaker 1: I guess we've already said, welcome to horrible decisions. Were
Speaker 1: just catching on. I do want to tell you, guys
Speaker 1: where you can find that episode though, Um, that's something
Speaker 1: we should catch off on. So Mandy and I have
Speaker 1: been discussing the future of this podcast and things like that,
Speaker 1: and obviously, even though we fight, we do want to
Speaker 1: get paid. So m we've been discussing different avenues to
Speaker 1: take on, whether it's joining a network or doing advertisements
Speaker 1: or what do we do? And it seems like Patreon
Speaker 1: has been the best option for us and it'll give you, guys,
Speaker 1: more of what you're looking for. So everybody asked for
Speaker 1: more episodes, a long episodes, video footage, merchandise, and so
Speaker 1: with the patreon um platform, what we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: We're gonna it's gonna allow you guys to subscribe to
Speaker 1: us monthly. With UM these monthly subscriptions. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: break your pockets, we promised, UM, so of course we
Speaker 1: did it, real sexual guys. So we have bases, UM
Speaker 1: and for first base, it will just be your support.
Speaker 1: So for two dollars a month, you can support the podcast. UM.
Speaker 1: Second base is five dollars a month. For five dollars
Speaker 1: a month, we will be giving you guys extra episodes,
Speaker 1: video footage, UM, and just different different behind the scenes
Speaker 1: footage of us and footage of our episodes. UM. It's
Speaker 1: gonna start off is just one bonus episode a month,
Speaker 1: but as patreons, as we get more patreons, UM, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and post most and then the third
Speaker 1: base it's been teen dollars a month. What you're gonna
Speaker 1: get with this is the bonus episodes, the video footage,
Speaker 1: and we're also going to give you guys a free
Speaker 1: T shirt. This will come after four months of consecutive subscription.
Speaker 1: And at this base, you guys will also get to
Speaker 1: help us plan. This bitch is blown. Mike was going
Speaker 1: to pick it up. I have a story to tell.
Speaker 1: It's not in a second okay um, And so at
Speaker 1: this third base for fifteen dollars a month, you're also
Speaker 1: going to be able to help us plan our shows
Speaker 1: and you get a shout out on the show if
Speaker 1: you are actually making the topic for the show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's gonna be really cool. It's gonna allow you
Speaker 1: guys to be a little bit more interactive, and it's
Speaker 1: also just gonna give you guys more of us, more
Speaker 1: of whole ship. Okay, I don't know if they can
Speaker 1: handle it after that fight, but so oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess you guys wouldn't know unless you hear the Patren episode.
Speaker 1: But love your voice back. He got back the same
Speaker 1: amount of been in Tokyo. Things are going great. Returned
Speaker 1: from Tokyo, excuse me. And so, just to bring up
Speaker 1: the snot, we went out last night in the Dade
Speaker 1: and we got home. I was stuck in his dick
Speaker 1: and it was like a lot of gagging and my
Speaker 1: nose was running brought for a second, I didn't know
Speaker 1: I had to running notes. I don't know what that says.
Speaker 1: You didn't know you had already know, No, it just
Speaker 1: started coming out. I was so I was like thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, like this is this like hot gag or
Speaker 1: is this like sickening? And I just couldn't figure it out,
Speaker 1: so I just like this ship off. Bit. We had
Speaker 1: some really hot sex. It was so good. Actually, this
Speaker 1: was the hardest I came last night than I've ever
Speaker 1: came since I met him, Like, and you know I
Speaker 1: cried when you cried before, so that we want to go.
Speaker 1: We went to go see thor M, which had good
Speaker 1: reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but I was wasn't just up
Speaker 1: for it. And we went home and Nigga laid me
Speaker 1: on the bed. He was kissing me and being all
Speaker 1: sweet and then fucking pulls me by the hair and
Speaker 1: he goes, so, I'm gonna make your clip like until
Speaker 1: you come at least one time, and then'n take my tongue,
Speaker 1: move a little bit down where I know you like it,
Speaker 1: which is in your and he says he was going
Speaker 1: to flip me over, eat my ass from behind, and
Speaker 1: then once I come again, he was gonna suck me
Speaker 1: in it. So then I said, well maybe at that,
Speaker 1: but I am he wasn't ready for analson. I'm down
Speaker 1: for one through two I'm just not. I know what's
Speaker 1: coming soon though, but I'm not doing issue until I
Speaker 1: gotta make him earn it a little bit more. Here's right, Well,
Speaker 1: we know we know lawyer and go, Um Lauria, here
Speaker 1: I go, Laura Bay lover boy is not going anywhere, right,
Speaker 1: I want to update. I guess the listeners on Lawyer Bay. Um,
Speaker 1: I know y'all were all rooting for me. Um, Lawyer
Speaker 1: Bay is no longer in the picture. Um. It's funny
Speaker 1: because I had this conversation with with Weezy and she
Speaker 1: didn't understand why. Um, so I am going through everywhere. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't. So I guess we talked and we was like,
Speaker 1: really why, like you really liked him lines, you have
Speaker 1: the picture and as you guys know, I have a
Speaker 1: lot going on, you have a booker. I'm sorry was
Speaker 1: so big. Yeah, I just looked. Oh my god, was huge. Okay, anyways,
Speaker 1: I'll update you guys a lawyer bait real quick. So
Speaker 1: I'm going through a lot of things with my personal life. So,
Speaker 1: as you guys know, I'm currently in school, um, obtaining
Speaker 1: my BS and accounting and in the state of New York,
Speaker 1: you need a hundred and fifty credits in order to
Speaker 1: reach the c p A UM well to get your
Speaker 1: c p A. And so I've actually just added another
Speaker 1: semister up school. So I'm now completing a hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty credits of school UM and getting my second degree.
Speaker 1: And so dealing with lawyer Bait, he was draining me.
Speaker 1: Your name, your your nose is draining, but he was
Speaker 1: draining me mentally. I felt like I couldn't be happy
Speaker 1: for the things I was happy about. He's currently dealing
Speaker 1: with health issues with his father, he hates his job,
Speaker 1: he just moved into a the apartment. He had a
Speaker 1: friend who died, and it was literally every time we talked,
Speaker 1: it was when you said that, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: then it seems like he just has a lot going on.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but it was literally to the point where
Speaker 1: I'm just like it became to where I enjoyed. I
Speaker 1: literally was stimulated through our conversations and his intellect and
Speaker 1: was gone and what yeah, essentially what turned me on
Speaker 1: about him, I felt like I couldn't even enjoy anymore everything.
Speaker 1: Every time we would talk, I literally felt like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, bro, Like it was draining. So I think
Speaker 1: they still had those people in our lives, and I
Speaker 1: don't think I can really say it's a man I've
Speaker 1: been with, but friends in my life that made me
Speaker 1: feel like the soul was sucked at me when they
Speaker 1: guys the soul like if I saw them ring, I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't deal. I can't deal with this
Speaker 1: bitch right now because it was just too much, whether
Speaker 1: be a butt, a man, or something in family and
Speaker 1: that energy. It's like, I don't know, and it's not
Speaker 1: like because you want to be there for someone that's
Speaker 1: going through so I wanted to. I tried, but there's
Speaker 1: something specific about people that just pull it out of
Speaker 1: you that like and then you you give them advice,
Speaker 1: You're having this phone call because you want to make
Speaker 1: them feel good and then you know they call you
Speaker 1: for it and they won't take it, like let's get out,
Speaker 1: let's make you feel better right now. And that's and
Speaker 1: that's how he wasn't. He was also suffering anxiety and depression.
Speaker 1: He was diagnosed to where he was taking medication for it.
Speaker 1: And because and because I've dealt with my mom taking medication,
Speaker 1: my sister taking medication, and so many people around me
Speaker 1: being depressed or nope, Nope, it's not high, but just
Speaker 1: dealing with so so much mental instability. I thought that
Speaker 1: I was the person that could take it on and
Speaker 1: I was like, Shure, if I could deal with my god, dad,
Speaker 1: Mama and my sister, I could deal with a nigga
Speaker 1: and with just with my life currently. I needed the
Speaker 1: balance of someone to take the stress off of me
Speaker 1: because I'm doing so much, and because he couldn't even
Speaker 1: provide that. It wasn't even about the sex, it wasn't
Speaker 1: about the dick. It it was literally just the conversation
Speaker 1: that I did. Like at one point, I wasn't getting
Speaker 1: anymore and so I was just like, you know what.
Speaker 1: And so anyway, fast forward, that's led me now to
Speaker 1: have two new booths. UM one is fairly new. UM
Speaker 1: one is almost a month in and he's a felon.
Speaker 1: So if you follow, if you follow my Instagram, I
Speaker 1: went on Live and talked about Felon Bay. There's so
Speaker 1: many details that you talked about that I guess you
Speaker 1: honestly couldn't tell me during the fighting episode because everybody
Speaker 1: just led me to road your asshole and let me
Speaker 1: tell the stories. Apparently on Instagram line, it's only seventy
Speaker 1: people there were, but it was seventy ongoing bitch. They
Speaker 1: was listening because the ship was interesting. So if you've
Speaker 1: heard Mandy's been like, oh, her, I'm you always dealing
Speaker 1: with them drug dealing as Mandy talks about, actually, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry the previous episode, how man, how to do this?
Speaker 1: How you gotta have money? What's this physical therapist is
Speaker 1: gonna do? How are you gonna help this bitch out?
Speaker 1: And this bitch Mandy just said she is dating a
Speaker 1: nigga that got no job, can't get a job because
Speaker 1: he's a felon on somehow has his own apartment. So
Speaker 1: of course everyone and was like, well, how he paid
Speaker 1: his bills? Don't worry about that, but he does. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but this is my concern and this
Speaker 1: is why I haven't looked at it for long term
Speaker 1: because I feel like, at any given moment, he could
Speaker 1: be locked up again. And I'm not a writer die
Speaker 1: type of bitch if he goes to prison. Audio side
Speaker 1: now like it was fun, why the last bit. I
Speaker 1: ain't going to jail. I'm not putting money under there, like,
Speaker 1: I'm just really interested because you have but you asked
Speaker 1: people a lot like, oh, what do you do? Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, Like that's such a conversation. What are your goals?
Speaker 1: So of course when we first met his goals personal trainer,
Speaker 1: that's what he wanted to be, And I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: what you've been doing twenty four months? He spent eight
Speaker 1: years in prison, in and out since he was sixteen,
Speaker 1: eight years since he was sixteen years asked you a question, Sorry,
Speaker 1: my ears are clogged. So I'm just gonna have to
Speaker 1: do it like this. I had to take if he
Speaker 1: because people love to say a job as a job, right.
Speaker 1: But he wouldn't hire him, bitch. He worked at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: They won't hire him. When I take that, turn you,
Speaker 1: we'll turn you off more than smell like fries right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not dating a guy who smells like fries. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm just not. I'm sorry. Um, but what's crazy about that?
Speaker 1: And it's something that we've talked about. Actually, funny story
Speaker 1: I want to start the first time he came over, Um, bitch,
Speaker 1: I was watching watching lock up raw. Did you know
Speaker 1: at this point? I mean, he had admitted it, but
Speaker 1: what was he doing debunking us? Some cookies. So I
Speaker 1: like watching prison shows, and as we were talking about
Speaker 1: how he was talking about going to the shoe with ship,
Speaker 1: I like my seriously turned the channel to hollow Man
Speaker 1: because I was like, this cannot be on TV. Walk
Speaker 1: telling wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. So when
Speaker 1: he was watching how long did you watch? Lock Up Him?
Speaker 1: I was watching Oh. As soon as he started telling
Speaker 1: me he'd been in prison, I took the remote and
Speaker 1: changed the channel because I felt completely uncomfortable. But then
Speaker 1: it's so funny because I didn't want to watch it
Speaker 1: on TV. But butch, we was laying in bed the
Speaker 1: other night, and I ain't gonna lie. He fought the
Speaker 1: ship out of me so good. The other night. I
Speaker 1: had to tell him he was really rough. I think
Speaker 1: that comes from being in jail. He was a little
Speaker 1: too rough for me and I like it rough, but
Speaker 1: I had to tell him like, like bitch, I felt
Speaker 1: like I was gonna bruise, Like bitch was like holding
Speaker 1: me down my neck. I was just like whoa, Like
Speaker 1: it's a little rough, but no, it's hard to tell
Speaker 1: someone to be too rough. I got my Teddy's finch
Speaker 1: too rough last night and he was like, you don't
Speaker 1: like that, and I'm like, nigga, it hurts my nigga,
Speaker 1: that hurts. So I mean, so we were talking and
Speaker 1: I want to go. I guess I want to give
Speaker 1: you guys kind of a backdrop if you guys listened
Speaker 1: to the show. I'm always teased about. I mess with athletes.
Speaker 1: I got an African, I got a diplomat. All my
Speaker 1: niggas like millionaires in real life. I mean no, I mean, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: just a little bit. I talked to niggas with money,
Speaker 1: and it's crazy because I get a lot of guys
Speaker 1: that constantly hit me a do you talk to regular niggas?
Speaker 1: And it's like, actually, can you know a regular? This
Speaker 1: isn't really regular, but it's it's crazy because we were
Speaker 1: so we were laying in bed the other night and
Speaker 1: he got a little scar on his cheek, so I
Speaker 1: was like, did you get that? And Jail was it
Speaker 1: like a gang fight? Like so why you know? So
Speaker 1: he like I felt so childish, So I wasn't yes, girl,
Speaker 1: good as story. He was like a good story. So
Speaker 1: he was telling me like how he had um. I
Speaker 1: guess he was of course a part of a gang
Speaker 1: in there and they jumped him because he didn't agree
Speaker 1: with something and he wouldn't get some other side. But
Speaker 1: then it scared me because he was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got put in the shoe for that and know and
Speaker 1: so the shoe for you guys that don't know a
Speaker 1: solitary confinement. So then the story had to end because
Speaker 1: then I kind of got scared. He was like yeah,
Speaker 1: but he should have known not to foe with me.
Speaker 1: So I had all of them shot while I was
Speaker 1: in the shoot, and I was like, you have to
Speaker 1: shot and he was like yeah, you know, stab cut,
Speaker 1: like they all had to get back for what they
Speaker 1: did to me. And I was just like, okay, no
Speaker 1: more stories. Um, come get your moment. I'm scared. Where
Speaker 1: I was like, so I used to fuck a dude,
Speaker 1: the Jamaican DJ. Wait real quick pause before you get
Speaker 1: into this. I want to say that while we were
Speaker 1: telling these stories on Instagram Live, they were all like,
Speaker 1: get Weezy in here, get Weezy here. So as soon
Speaker 1: as we yeah, so as soon as Weezy come on,
Speaker 1: she was like, girl, I'm more power to you. Girl.
Speaker 1: You know I put with him hood niggas so you
Speaker 1: because I feel like we all know what they're like,
Speaker 1: the long we all know how long it's gonna last.
Speaker 1: Maybe not no, because some women get sucked in and
Speaker 1: I had been at one point, but I feel like
Speaker 1: at this stage in the game, like you know what
Speaker 1: he's there for, but a lot of women don't. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, like one of those ghetto moments of
Speaker 1: my life was, uh, it was about him with this
Speaker 1: drug dealing, ask to make a nigger. And I went
Speaker 1: to his house. Are we even dating for a few months?
Speaker 1: And I jumped in the bed like to lay down,
Speaker 1: and all I bitch, I fucking felt the gun right
Speaker 1: on my head and he's like, we're like so anyway, bitch,
Speaker 1: my whole ear was like blood shot? What did he say?
Speaker 1: Do to accent? And all I can't, I can't. I
Speaker 1: was just laughing. I can't love her. Boys got Yeah.
Speaker 1: So when um, we were in the bathroom, like I
Speaker 1: don't know if there's blood in my ear, what was
Speaker 1: going on? He was like, you know, we have to
Speaker 1: teach it for shoot it now. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't feel like there's gonna be a home invasion. This
Speaker 1: is a very safe neighborhood. He's got a nice house,
Speaker 1: so translation he said that he had to teach you
Speaker 1: how to shoot the gun. Now, I guess he was
Speaker 1: like one, now that you know it's there, and like
Speaker 1: you know you're coming over more often. Like what if
Speaker 1: a nigga comes and run up on me? And I said,
Speaker 1: then he runs up on you, Maybe I'm getting mercy.
Speaker 1: If I gotta suck something to get out of situation,
Speaker 1: I'm getting down. So so we're we're gonna dig more
Speaker 1: into this is actually our horrible decision. We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about the different types of dudes. We haven't been no, no,
Speaker 1: what We're gonnaheadtime. Goddamn it, preach. We gotta extra what
Speaker 1: five minutes on top of that? Now, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: but but we're gonna First of all, I'm already taking
Speaker 1: care of the show, right. So this is a slight
Speaker 1: update on what's been going on with us. UM. I
Speaker 1: wanted to get into our kink of the week, um,
Speaker 1: And the kink of the week for this week is
Speaker 1: at proctophilia. Okay. At proctophilia is the sexual arousal from
Speaker 1: fat flatulence. UM. This is when someone sticks sticks their
Speaker 1: nose into someone's but um and receives a full force
Speaker 1: of their partners intestinal gases. Um for some farts are sexy. Um.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to actually um put this question out
Speaker 1: there because we actually had a listener letter come into us.
Speaker 1: Um Uh. Female said that her guy likes to come in,
Speaker 1: um whether she's coming in from work or whatever, and
Speaker 1: he gets the the arousal of sniffing her ass. Um
Speaker 1: And I kind of want do you remember the letter?
Speaker 1: I couldn't find the chick from. Yeah, I can find it.
Speaker 1: I looked if you can find anyways. Um. So when
Speaker 1: I got that email, I was kind of just like,
Speaker 1: and I believe it was in our d M. When
Speaker 1: I got that letter, I was just like, he enjoys
Speaker 1: sniffing your ass. And she actually didn't know how to
Speaker 1: got it. She found it. Okay, can you read this
Speaker 1: real quick? Oh my god, y'all should bring up butt
Speaker 1: sniffing as a fetish. My on and off again lovers
Speaker 1: oft obsessed, obsessed with sniffing my butt hole. He prefers
Speaker 1: that if I've been doing a couple of urs too,
Speaker 1: when it's so weird because it turns me on, how
Speaker 1: much it turns him on. He came for butt sniffs too,
Speaker 1: so then she's screenshots a fucking d A text t center.
Speaker 1: Oh what is the tech saying? I wish you could
Speaker 1: bend that ass over and put your phone between your
Speaker 1: legs and play with that pussy as your asshole draws
Speaker 1: from pleasure. Hell yes, I wanted smelling like you've been
Speaker 1: at the gym sweating that ass off. Maybe some of
Speaker 1: your juice is flowing towards your booty hole and I'll
Speaker 1: sniff all that up. Oh my god. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: have a question for you. Would you feel I mean,
Speaker 1: clearly we're open um with a lot of things sexually,
Speaker 1: would it be weird for you if lover boy wanted
Speaker 1: to smell your ass or wanted you to fart in
Speaker 1: his face? Dude, we're so like that's pretty. I don't
Speaker 1: know if, And it's crazy because I've got an ass
Speaker 1: also have the last night he spread my ass open,
Speaker 1: so I was like, you know, we had like five
Speaker 1: courses the fun you doing? I know, I gotta give
Speaker 1: up the ass because we had dinner. But I honestly
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna fart last night. I kept trying
Speaker 1: to like flip over all rough, like no funk my
Speaker 1: face because I thought I was gonna fart. But I
Speaker 1: I only say this because, like, now that I've been
Speaker 1: dating him so long, I feel like I could be like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: you tripping, But also I can't because you ain't not
Speaker 1: about to sniff no other bitches farts. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just think it's you need to smell a fart, you
Speaker 1: smell in mind. I mean, it's just it's like, is
Speaker 1: it a smelly fart? Is it like a like? Is
Speaker 1: it like? What kind of fart is it? I think
Speaker 1: I think the same way we had to talk about
Speaker 1: the different kinds of weird thing is I can understand
Speaker 1: thank you dirty panties only because female musk. It's it
Speaker 1: doesn't like a fishy smell is bad, of course, but
Speaker 1: I ain't like we're not a pussy sweat and I
Speaker 1: don't think that it smells bad at all. I think
Speaker 1: it just smells like, I mean, a sweaty pussy. Though
Speaker 1: it is different. I think that that's panties all day.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying, dirty panties. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's not that weird, but a little bit that's ship, bro,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't think so I brought it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to actually bring this into um, something that
Speaker 1: a lot of females may have experienced and not and
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what it is. So although we're talking
Speaker 1: about farts right now, UM, I want you all to
Speaker 1: know your pussy could fart too. And so I looks
Speaker 1: that up and that's actually called queefing. Um it can
Speaker 1: actually it can actually also be called a vart. So
Speaker 1: fart would it be? Um? And this is actually the
Speaker 1: result of trapped uh. It's so this is a result
Speaker 1: of a trapped pocket of air getting pushed out of
Speaker 1: the vagina. So this happens a lot when you're having
Speaker 1: sex and maybe they're going too fast or too hard
Speaker 1: and if their dick comes out and goes back in there,
Speaker 1: allowing air to go in there. And so a lot
Speaker 1: of times this happens, UM, and you fart. And I
Speaker 1: want a lot of women to know that this isn't
Speaker 1: something to be embarrassed about. UM. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of men at this point know that what a vart is? Right?
Speaker 1: What was Go ahead and start and make that pussy
Speaker 1: and make your pussy fart. That's what that song said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually want to read something I didn't tell you
Speaker 1: about this, But when I read when you sent me
Speaker 1: the outline or whatever. I read something once I don't
Speaker 1: remember where I read it, Snapple cap who knows, And
Speaker 1: it said that if you blow inside of a vagina
Speaker 1: could kill somebody. Did you hear that? Never listen to this.
Speaker 1: It is very true, but a very rare occurrence when
Speaker 1: air is blown or forcedly directed into a vagina without
Speaker 1: allowing any air to escape, and air embolism, the abnormal
Speaker 1: presence of air in a cardio cardiovascular system could form,
Speaker 1: which is fatal. Women who are more at risk for
Speaker 1: this or unlikely for this unlikely possibility. I can't read anyway,
Speaker 1: you could die a very large amount of air where
Speaker 1: to be blown or forced into your vaginal canal. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's possible, to answer your brother stream closing blockage kind
Speaker 1: of like how you can't blow air into us um
Speaker 1: the veins or what is it like, Ivy, you can't
Speaker 1: blow your You can't do that? I remember, girl, So
Speaker 1: if you ever want to, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: a great way to do this. I'm watching a lot
Speaker 1: of mind Hunter. You know what I'm saying for him?
Speaker 1: Like you like the bitch eater Posty, put your hands
Speaker 1: around the hole and then be like, don't know what happened,
Speaker 1: you know, I just I really doubt her heart stop,
Speaker 1: I'm playing like your mom. We were watching TV and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, all of us sudden by Karen.
Speaker 1: So that's our kick of the week. I want to
Speaker 1: go ahead and we're gonna get into our horrible decision
Speaker 1: and this is gonna take you up the show because
Speaker 1: we ain't shap and I'm sorry. We got a lot
Speaker 1: of niggas to talk about. So you sent in some
Speaker 1: homemail by the way, the white guy question, um, what
Speaker 1: was the other one? The woman in d C and
Speaker 1: something else. We read them on the Patreon episode, so
Speaker 1: you guys can catch them there. Um. So the horrible
Speaker 1: decision for this week is same ship, different Dick. And
Speaker 1: I wanted to say this because we've messed with a
Speaker 1: plethora of men. Um, we absolutely bit. I guess I
Speaker 1: guess if anybody, I must have been more different types
Speaker 1: of niggas than you because but to me, though they've
Speaker 1: all been black, they've been different bitch. Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: they all had sleeping well so so we have. So
Speaker 1: the listeners have heard me talk about lawyer Bay and
Speaker 1: now I have a felling bay um. And of course
Speaker 1: y'all know I talked girl. Somebody wrote me and was like,
Speaker 1: I'm better than all three of them lakers you had.
Speaker 1: So so I wanted to talk about kind of kind
Speaker 1: of the different types of men that we've talked to,
Speaker 1: What has steered us away from some of the men
Speaker 1: we maybe have talked to in the past, um, and
Speaker 1: what has what has attracted us to new men. So
Speaker 1: I guess we can kind of talk about you a
Speaker 1: little bit. We talked about me and you know my
Speaker 1: different types right now, So you went from Dayton Niles
Speaker 1: and um hoods to now dating white foreigners. So so
Speaker 1: I want to talk about, like everyone knows about lover boy.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna sit here and spend all the time
Speaker 1: how you like accents and all that, now, but what
Speaker 1: were the different type of men that you dated prior
Speaker 1: to him? Let me just say this about foreigners period. Um.
Speaker 1: It's not an accident thing. I make the joke. But so,
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened where I wanted to kind
Speaker 1: of go outside of my box, which was only black men.
Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with not wanting to date
Speaker 1: black men anymore. It's just like I always felt like
Speaker 1: I just limited myself, like I wouldn't even look or
Speaker 1: kiss a white dude. I remember, Yeah, So what happened
Speaker 1: was I went on maybe a few dates with white
Speaker 1: American guys, and I just felt like they were racist
Speaker 1: and they don't get shipped and they haven't seen anything
Speaker 1: in their lives. So that's why I really believe in
Speaker 1: my heart that I can't go outside of like white
Speaker 1: euro white or anything or even like South American Latino dudes.
Speaker 1: I'm just speaking from art Black here because I feel
Speaker 1: like white American dudes just ask me dumb shit. So
Speaker 1: how is it sewn in your head? Do they put
Speaker 1: a needle in your head? Make a shot up? And like?
Speaker 1: And so you don't get these questions from foreign white men,
Speaker 1: not that I don't get them, but either they they're
Speaker 1: not dumb questions or I mean, because a lot of
Speaker 1: my conversations are about niggas ship like should I was
Speaker 1: out dinner last night with boy talking about fucking black
Speaker 1: people and Meek Male and injustice in the systems. We
Speaker 1: went to Andrew Schultz's comedy show the other night and
Speaker 1: there was a dude making act like jokes about how
Speaker 1: his African side comes out as American side comes out,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I totally get it. I understand.
Speaker 1: I've seen black people in Yarpe. I've been through these things.
Speaker 1: I see different types of people. American dudes just see
Speaker 1: this black white thing, whereas foreign or see the rest
Speaker 1: of the world. You're not just black here. You could
Speaker 1: be black everywhere else. And like I rever a guy
Speaker 1: I dated from Slovenia, funny it's where Trump's wife's from.
Speaker 1: He said to me. I was like, have you ever
Speaker 1: been with a black girl? And he wrote me back
Speaker 1: with a question mark and genuinely was confused. He was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: never African. But girls that are black, yes, like dark
Speaker 1: dark skin, like black French girls, because he thought of
Speaker 1: what I meant was African when I said black. He's like,
Speaker 1: anybody could be black. That's how he really thought of it.
Speaker 1: He didn't even think African. And I just like that
Speaker 1: they have that about them. Um, the guys I used
Speaker 1: to take before, we're yeah, but see. And what I
Speaker 1: don't want to do is make this even a race
Speaker 1: thing because just like you said, well, you've dated a
Speaker 1: lot of the same guys. I actually want to talk
Speaker 1: about the different because because even though I've dated black guys,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying I remember, which you remember
Speaker 1: when I when we used to go out back in
Speaker 1: the day, which I had a dread and gold radar. Okay,
Speaker 1: if we both had dreads, were like, oh, I want him.
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted at the point where I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even look at anyone else that didn't have dreads. And
Speaker 1: this may have been just us coming from Florida. Bitch,
Speaker 1: if you had dreads. And I'm not gonna say, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sit and you guys that don't know what a
Speaker 1: dog is, that's a car sitting on very high don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So my too good here bitch back in the day
Speaker 1: was high before I got up to nowhere. Used to
Speaker 1: write it on the car. So girl. So my boyfriend
Speaker 1: tenth grade in high school had permanent golds two to
Speaker 1: the top um uh bottom grill golds and rode a
Speaker 1: Chevy and Paula on twenty two that you heard every
Speaker 1: time he came to campus. He was a senior. I
Speaker 1: was never cut the corners. It was just you know,
Speaker 1: he had to go slow. Um. And so that was
Speaker 1: in high school, and then I just felt like as
Speaker 1: I got to my senior year, I'll say, is when
Speaker 1: I started not only dealing with older guys. I had
Speaker 1: a Magic player and a Warriors as a senior in
Speaker 1: high school. You remember the one I used to go, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say his name, but the one
Speaker 1: I used to see and that played for the Magic
Speaker 1: This is my senior year anyways, And you know the
Speaker 1: other one, Oh oh not him. No, So there was
Speaker 1: another Magic player, but I was like twenty by that time.
Speaker 1: Look like, I'll show you a picture. Anyways, So he
Speaker 1: still play ball. He went overseas and now he doesn't
Speaker 1: play ball. Um. But and then of course I had
Speaker 1: the other NBA player which I've talked about on the show,
Speaker 1: that wanted me to piss on him and um, and
Speaker 1: so I feel like just dealing with them, I was
Speaker 1: introduced to different things. So I was being flown out.
Speaker 1: I was seeing the world at this point. I grew
Speaker 1: up in a single parent household me and a trip
Speaker 1: to us was going to Daytona or Coco. My mom
Speaker 1: couldn't afford to put us on a plane. And so
Speaker 1: when I started dealing with these guys who had money
Speaker 1: and who wanted to see me, they put me on
Speaker 1: a flight and I was able to literally see the
Speaker 1: fucking world. Um, and then from there to it escalated. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I'd have had a diplomat of a country a bitch
Speaker 1: and had an African that had his own business, and
Speaker 1: so I was used to seeing guys make money legally
Speaker 1: and have a lot of it. So I guess that
Speaker 1: kind of steered me away from dealing with villas, um
Speaker 1: cameras or drug dealers, and so, I mean, it's so crazy,
Speaker 1: it's funny. I have to say this because I know
Speaker 1: it's a very popular thing now, but when I was
Speaker 1: working with her niggas, scamming wasn't a thing. And honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like scamming is so morally wrong, which is
Speaker 1: so funny, because drugs, I'm just like, oh no, like
Speaker 1: that's not a big deal. I buy them. But also
Speaker 1: I don't know if I was never I don't really
Speaker 1: know if I ever was talking to someone that had
Speaker 1: like trap houses, like feeding crackheads and keeping them down.
Speaker 1: Like to me, it was always just like, oh, you
Speaker 1: sell weed, you sell some coke to some rich people, whatever.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a big deal. But scamming is like a
Speaker 1: hustle to me that I don't think I could ever
Speaker 1: get with No, I can't. I don't agree with it,
Speaker 1: although I'm not gonna lie to you, which um living
Speaker 1: in New York City, I need to find me in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: NYGOA because I want these Louis Baton shoes and want
Speaker 1: did you see those games and say you hate motherfucker's
Speaker 1: rob people, but you definitely want to buy some? I
Speaker 1: sure do so, But I mean I think it's just weird.
Speaker 1: So even having guys approached me with the question do
Speaker 1: you date regular guys? Um, I like, to me, it's
Speaker 1: a big thing with confidence. Um. So if a guy
Speaker 1: approaches me like, but you don't regular guys, can you
Speaker 1: talk to me? To me, I feel like you're already
Speaker 1: putting yourself below me or you feel like you don't
Speaker 1: have what it takes to date me, And so that's
Speaker 1: an automatic turn off. Like I've dated like some waiters
Speaker 1: or bartenders since I moved to New York and like
Speaker 1: they just had that fucking I say, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. Bro Like, oh word, okay, you're you working?
Speaker 1: Like that's so if you're an exact go for you,
Speaker 1: so you know what I work late tonight, but I
Speaker 1: want to come check you anyway, go on with the game.
Speaker 1: So I say this to say, aside from color, I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of us women date a wide
Speaker 1: variety of men, I guess, so to speak. And so
Speaker 1: what would say if you had to list maybe five.
Speaker 1: We won't make a list of twenty, because lord knows
Speaker 1: we could probably get that far. But if you could
Speaker 1: list of five, list five careers types, whatever type of
Speaker 1: guys you've dated, who have been your top five to
Speaker 1: enjoy the most that I want like and what made
Speaker 1: the difference. So I'll say, mind so that you can
Speaker 1: get an idea of what I'm talking about. So I've
Speaker 1: got mine DJ. You know who that is, of course,
Speaker 1: NBA player. Um, I've had a director of a government organization,
Speaker 1: a diplomat, and a rapper. I'll say those are Those
Speaker 1: are the five different types of guys that i've kind
Speaker 1: of dress some name now and I noticed I like
Speaker 1: them the most because they're those fast thinkers they are.
Speaker 1: They give me really good perspective. People in corporate America,
Speaker 1: like you and I do give each other good advice,
Speaker 1: but it's the same advice. And I feel like when
Speaker 1: you talk to someone that's outside of your world. They
Speaker 1: just think of something else you would. It's so weird
Speaker 1: because I don't think you realize although we work in corporate.
Speaker 1: It's so funny a lot of people who know me
Speaker 1: view me as an entrepreneur. And I don't think you
Speaker 1: even view yourself as an entrepreneur yet not. But what
Speaker 1: this is that we're doing, what we're creating irepreneurs, like
Speaker 1: you know, just talking a lot of way about Patreon
Speaker 1: and ads and giving up half of our money to
Speaker 1: be part of a network, and like just hearing different
Speaker 1: perspectives someone that has a successful business. It's great And
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed dating entrepreneurs the most. And I noticed
Speaker 1: a trend um second. I would say our lawyers. I've
Speaker 1: been with a lot of um should I forgot lawyer
Speaker 1: athletes now where you know it's not basketball, but that
Speaker 1: in a few years we didn't talk. I was dating
Speaker 1: like I really am like a fan of like a
Speaker 1: soccer player body. Yeah they're too small. Yeah, I liked
Speaker 1: dating athletes. Um, I would say after that is government workers.
Speaker 1: So people that are like I don't know, just someone
Speaker 1: that's got that like super strict whether it'd be like
Speaker 1: military which I would never date again. Um, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say USBs, I don't know, and then after that
Speaker 1: I'd say entertainment industry, so not like rappers, but like
Speaker 1: if people that are producing are all around or doing shows,
Speaker 1: because I mean in the club right, But above all,
Speaker 1: I think that the athlete attraction, which is why I
Speaker 1: get it for you, is you're they're so committed of
Speaker 1: their bodies and this thing, and they have a craft, right,
Speaker 1: they have a town. When you date someone, they don't
Speaker 1: have a talent. So when you date an athlete, they do,
Speaker 1: and they've either got fame for it, or they're admired
Speaker 1: for it, or it's something that's so special about them
Speaker 1: that nobody else has. You're telling me that other people
Speaker 1: can kick a ball like you and not be at
Speaker 1: work today. No, No, it's just that I can suck
Speaker 1: the diferen believe I'm gonna say this. I kind of
Speaker 1: enjoyed the athletes schedule. I hated it well when I
Speaker 1: was dating, Like the day of a game, had to
Speaker 1: take a nap. Is off for summer. You've got a
Speaker 1: lot of fucking travel time which I can join you on,
Speaker 1: which is fun, And I don't know, like it's a
Speaker 1: different lifestyle, something new to talk about. UM. I don't
Speaker 1: know for women that are always like seeking these guys
Speaker 1: like athletes, rappers and entertainers, there is one thing if
Speaker 1: you have a regular lifestyle, it's gonna be very hard
Speaker 1: to be with somebody like that, which is so and
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that because I feel like
Speaker 1: that's why I have gone away from dealing with athletes,
Speaker 1: um or anyone with those type of schedules. UM. And
Speaker 1: I want to let you guys know. So as you
Speaker 1: guys know, I'm now working in finance and I'm a
Speaker 1: full time student, so I have responsibilities to not only work,
Speaker 1: but to attend class. And these guys do want you
Speaker 1: to be available. So when I was a bartender, Oh,
Speaker 1: who's easy, bitch, gave up my ship hopped on a flight,
Speaker 1: and so we would insulted in how men I'll meet now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they hate that you're not available. They hate that they
Speaker 1: can't see you when they want to see you. And
Speaker 1: then that's another thing, you can't really see them when
Speaker 1: you want to see them. You have anything is I
Speaker 1: was talking to Oh, it wasn't love a boy, Maybe
Speaker 1: it was, and we were talking about was Kalifa's girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She's so hot, how she's hot whatever, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's a stylist. Starts laughing and we're like, oh, what
Speaker 1: did she do before before him? Right? Because you I
Speaker 1: mean every single picture she has with him whatever beautiful, right.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying every single picture she has with him
Speaker 1: because she's with him. So you have to drop your life.
Speaker 1: So that means you have to literally commit to this
Speaker 1: ship because there might be a girl that nigga met
Speaker 1: that has nine to five, that it's an average girl
Speaker 1: and he's like, you're great, but I want to take
Speaker 1: you all over the where with me and you can't.
Speaker 1: And what level headed chick is gonna fucking really drop
Speaker 1: their ship for someone and no assurance if they're going
Speaker 1: to have anything when they come home, you know, a
Speaker 1: karuchi things like that. So I think the girls that
Speaker 1: seek these dudes cannot be the average girl. You really
Speaker 1: have to be the girl that plans your own ship
Speaker 1: because you might have to get up and go with
Speaker 1: a nigga. When I was dating you know who who
Speaker 1: you hooked me up with? Oh god, now he um,
Speaker 1: I remember there would be times where he'd hit me
Speaker 1: up the day before. Actually he's done it since he's yeah,
Speaker 1: and like, come with me? Yeah, do you want to
Speaker 1: come with me to a cabin tomorrow? What? Or like yeah?
Speaker 1: Or even guy, you want to come to Portland? Want
Speaker 1: to come to Memphis? It's always a whack ass cities. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to come to them, asked him once.
Speaker 1: And I was like take me with Are you with you?
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, I don't know. I'm like, because
Speaker 1: the bitches are late, that's why you won't take me.
Speaker 1: I was telling lover boy. He likes you know, he's
Speaker 1: always going in the next games. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: the Cavaliers are playing lest Yeah, it was my We like,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna take me to the game. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: this one, I just got a lot of friends. But
Speaker 1: you know we could do another one. Like when the
Speaker 1: magic come we all know friends. No one wants to
Speaker 1: see the magic back. I want to see Lebron football playing.
Speaker 1: As you heard what that guy said about him. What
Speaker 1: so you know Lebron was riding the train. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and so he pushed the camera away and he said,
Speaker 1: I didn't have my lotze yet this morning. I don't
Speaker 1: blame that dude, I don't. That's one thing I'd love
Speaker 1: about New Yorkers. People said that guy was being phony.
Speaker 1: I believe him. Sure he knew he played basketball, not football.
Speaker 1: But dude, if I'm fucking commuting, I don't give a
Speaker 1: funk who's on the train. If I'm just thinking next
Speaker 1: to somebody that I like, but not a big deal
Speaker 1: to me, Nicki Minaj. So if that bitch put the
Speaker 1: camera on me at eight o'clock in the morning, ship
Speaker 1: or fucking commuting home, I'd be like, bitch, I don't
Speaker 1: fun the pink print that you know, Michael Rappapart was
Speaker 1: like Lebron over here thinking he in Disneyland. Bro. They
Speaker 1: rode the train like it was a fucking amusement park,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, na, we get on this ship
Speaker 1: every day. So I wanted to so as we're talking about, um,
Speaker 1: these different guys. I know, I mentioned it in the
Speaker 1: beginning of the episode, and so I want your advice.
Speaker 1: And you know, I never asked your advice for Ship
Speaker 1: because I really don't give a funk what you have
Speaker 1: to say. UM, but I want your advice on this
Speaker 1: on Felon Felon Bay because you have dealt with felons
Speaker 1: prior in your life. I want how much for you?
Speaker 1: I'm not your advice because it's not like you give
Speaker 1: good advice and don't give a funk about what you
Speaker 1: gotta say. And now you date a lot of niggas
Speaker 1: has been in jail. So what would be your advice
Speaker 1: to me and our listeners, UM for someone dealing with
Speaker 1: someone who has had time UM and someone who you
Speaker 1: may not. I know I don't see long term, but
Speaker 1: I've I've really enjoyed his company. So do you have
Speaker 1: any advice to do? I just leave it. I don't
Speaker 1: think you should stop dating him, but I just think
Speaker 1: that you could accept disappointment, possibly only because you gotta
Speaker 1: be okay with the fact that maybe what was he
Speaker 1: to jail for gun charges? Did he kill somebody? I
Speaker 1: asked him that, and somehow we got away from the question.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think he killed anyone though,
Speaker 1: like a year gun was at sixteen, he got locked
Speaker 1: up till nineteen, got out and got locked up from
Speaker 1: twenty to five. Okay, if somebody someone, how do is
Speaker 1: he now? If someone keeps making the same mistakes, I
Speaker 1: don't know, because the thing is like all you're gonna
Speaker 1: do next is something that you know how to do,
Speaker 1: right if you're not prepared to quote unquote hold somebody down,
Speaker 1: meaning that you're gonna have to deal with the fact
Speaker 1: that they may work at a Chipotle like you said,
Speaker 1: and I like some bullshit job. If you can't accept
Speaker 1: that and you don't like the idea of it, after
Speaker 1: six months, when that poppy love baby bluesh it is gone,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be your nigga? Now? Is that something that
Speaker 1: I should let him know up front? I mean, I
Speaker 1: wish we had a felon sitting in front of us,
Speaker 1: but um, is that something that I should let no
Speaker 1: like listen, I'm not alride a die bitch like you know,
Speaker 1: like or should I just let it be like lave
Speaker 1: right out like I told him already? This is the
Speaker 1: first Like I'm making an exception. I've never talked to
Speaker 1: someone who's done jail time. Um, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: real jail time, like he spent a month. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you owe him that yet. Okay, just like
Speaker 1: men or women, they don't know each other. Like if
Speaker 1: you don't, if you're you're not gonna know how deep
Speaker 1: you fall for him. Dude, you might want to do
Speaker 1: these things for him, and that's what happens to him,
Speaker 1: and that's what happened to me. But he asked me
Speaker 1: what I want for Christmas? That's kind of movie. Why
Speaker 1: he gotta steal my Christmas gifts? See saying you see
Speaker 1: you see free, you see why he got john he
Speaker 1: made money? How No, that's the thing. If you're encouraging
Speaker 1: and accepting gifts, when that nigga goes to jail, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna be cool with it. So that's gonna be
Speaker 1: the thing. You've got to decide, which you know, playing
Speaker 1: field you're gonna have with it. Are you gonna think
Speaker 1: it's cool that he can sell drugs? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: be okay with it? Are you gonna to be chill
Speaker 1: with getting the gifts and enjoying his drug money and
Speaker 1: then just cut him off that simmer. I don't think
Speaker 1: he sells drugs. Let's not assume his money comes from drugs.
Speaker 1: Do you think? I don't know, but to my knowledge,
Speaker 1: he said he's steered away from drugs because that's the
Speaker 1: easiest way to go back in and he's still in probation.
Speaker 1: I don't think he scams. You can't pay rent because
Speaker 1: you gammer cards. I don't know. I know he's not
Speaker 1: an escort because his dick ish medium, So I mean
Speaker 1: no job fucking eight year prison ay and medium dick.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think, and I think the nice
Speaker 1: thing about what's happening to you is that you can
Speaker 1: acknowledge that you just like him for him. And that's
Speaker 1: some I do, and and it's and it's weird because
Speaker 1: even on a sexual level, I don't even think it's
Speaker 1: all the way here say all the time that you
Speaker 1: would seven because he has a neck tat or faced hat.
Speaker 1: So but it's weird because even when when I met
Speaker 1: and I said, we would even talk about him anymore.
Speaker 1: But um, when I met him, he was broke, he
Speaker 1: had diying bags in his Timberland boots. He did he
Speaker 1: was in the streets, and so that is kind of
Speaker 1: and of course he was an up and coming rapper.
Speaker 1: It was everything I said against, and it's why I
Speaker 1: never saw anything but sex with him. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to take it fur there. He had great conversation, he's
Speaker 1: a great individual, like he makes me laugh, he's funny,
Speaker 1: he's great to be around. But because of those reasons,
Speaker 1: I was like, this isn't someone I can see myself.
Speaker 1: I'm not even telling you to cut the dude off
Speaker 1: because I don't think you should, because I know a
Speaker 1: lot of people gonna hear this and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: give him a chance. I'm not saying that you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that you need to make You need
Speaker 1: to make an educated guest on his life style. I know,
Speaker 1: but like it's crazy because someone spent ten years of
Speaker 1: his twenty eight year old life in jail. I know.
Speaker 1: That's most of his adult life. And I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about this, I know. So it's something that every time
Speaker 1: we talked, is gonna be excited to be out and
Speaker 1: fucking bitches and things like that? Is he gonna be
Speaker 1: a headache for you? Like you need to just I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get him to go to the pretty Ricky
Speaker 1: conslet with me. I'm hopefully him, But you don't be
Speaker 1: getting free ship you see. You see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: See even the producers like, bro, the shade is real,
Speaker 1: very serious. What are you gonna be okay with? And
Speaker 1: you have to ask yourself this dude, listen to me,
Speaker 1: if I had to tell you that I was gonna
Speaker 1: be waiting for Lovaby that long the day I met him.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, I wouldn't have done this, but my feelings
Speaker 1: got too deep. So like now I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that in the next relationship, got like if
Speaker 1: I have to over God forbid, that I know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing next time. And I'm looking at the things
Speaker 1: that I'm taking the guesses like I'm understanding the situation
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm preparing myself right, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's something. I'm just really how much time
Speaker 1: do you spend with him? A week? One week he
Speaker 1: came over three times, and I was like, three times
Speaker 1: a week for me is a lot, Like have you
Speaker 1: been to his place? No? He keeps telling me like
Speaker 1: you kind of my place next time, and it's just
Speaker 1: like he claiming he got a foot on and I'm
Speaker 1: just like that ain't all friend. He just moved in
Speaker 1: maybe two and a half months ago, so this is
Speaker 1: and he's one stop for me on the train, so
Speaker 1: he's in my neighborhood. I mean, I don't know where
Speaker 1: I mean and I am And but jail Nigg is
Speaker 1: gonna feed you the best lines, bro, that's the only thing.
Speaker 1: They're gonna make you feel like the only girl in
Speaker 1: the world and so special. But he he doesn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: we started off very, very honest with each other, like
Speaker 1: I mean, girl like, I didn't even gonn tell you
Speaker 1: like bitch came over. The first two times he brought
Speaker 1: up seven and I said, listen, how how did he
Speaker 1: figure out? He was wearing Vans? So he was like, yo,
Speaker 1: that nigga wear vands. I can wear Vands. And he
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, you heard this nigga, this nigga album
Speaker 1: he was talking about, talking about him like he really
Speaker 1: likes him, and I'm just like, But the third night
Speaker 1: he came over and brought that nigga up, I was
Speaker 1: just like, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. We
Speaker 1: cannot sit here and talk about this nigga. He was like, damn,
Speaker 1: you got something to this nig I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's just awkward. And I think that I was sucking
Speaker 1: the nigga like for a long time. Can you not
Speaker 1: like bring him up? It makes me feel awkward. And
Speaker 1: so I was honest with him because I just felt
Speaker 1: talking about him every time he come over. It's weird. So,
Speaker 1: I mean we've been really trans parent with each other,
Speaker 1: UM as far as um who were having sex with
Speaker 1: all of that. So it's been it's been were you
Speaker 1: the homemail for this week? I think that was the homemail? Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: what do I do? I'm dealing with a felon? Um,
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't know. I think you got to
Speaker 1: write it out. I just think that you have to
Speaker 1: have expectations with this. It's just like, if if a
Speaker 1: chick was dating a rapper, what should you expect? If
Speaker 1: a girl was dating a negative you in the club?
Speaker 1: What should you expect? If you're dating a felon? What
Speaker 1: should you expect? That's a good way to look at it, right,
Speaker 1: because because I do treat people differently, like wanting the worst,
Speaker 1: because you don't. It's not about expecting the worst. It's
Speaker 1: just like, okay, you could happen. Just acknowledge that this
Speaker 1: maybe some of the best you ever says you can't
Speaker 1: breathe this, Clara Nember, I mean Clara Clara's fuck. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I guess we did um kind of a lot of rambling,
Speaker 1: But I hope you guys kind of enjoyed. We don't
Speaker 1: really we kind of talked about some hole ship, but
Speaker 1: not too much ho ship. But I mean, shop you
Speaker 1: you've had your ass wide open the other night, so
Speaker 1: I guess that was exciting and you amos parted in
Speaker 1: this face. Um, I don't know. We're gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and try to give you guys, um more episodes of
Speaker 1: just Us, because it seems like you guys have been
Speaker 1: asking for it. I hope you enjoyed kind of this
Speaker 1: episode and we kind of went all over the place it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So next week we have a trans man
Speaker 1: who came onto the show, so it'll be really interesting.
Speaker 1: And then the week after that, y'all motherfucker's will see
Speaker 1: us at the live show. Shout out to Cast. Yeah, bitch,
Speaker 1: it's in two weeks. You're not ready, are you know?
Speaker 1: You're not ready at all. I want to give a
Speaker 1: huge shout out to Cast sound Web. They are sponsoring
Speaker 1: our live show. Also, a lot of y'all motherfucker's in
Speaker 1: New York are starting podcasting. She don't be booking, but
Speaker 1: I actually look here I go. I was about to
Speaker 1: be like, um, we're at a great studio. It's very affordable. Um.
Speaker 1: A lot of people give us compliments on our sound.
Speaker 1: So if you guys are looking to start a podcast, um,
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Speaker 1: look at their prices, and come over here in Bookts
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn right off the ail train, bitch, so it's accessible.
Speaker 1: Um and yeah, so shout out again to cast Salma.
Speaker 1: I was gonna mention something about the show. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: if you guys want to just you know, be in
Speaker 1: our lives a little bit. Mandy and I were talking
Speaker 1: about what are we gonna wear for this show, and man,
Speaker 1: he's like, I kind of want to do with the
Speaker 1: corporate look to had I already bought my office, so
Speaker 1: I hope you're not asking for advice. Go ahead. I
Speaker 1: want to wear a tea and jeans. Okay, so we's
Speaker 1: gonna wear a T shirt and jeans. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm always in bodysuits and I look thought e I'm
Speaker 1: the fucking so I'm gonna be I'm gonna be more classic.
Speaker 1: I want to wear like I just want to feel relaxed,
Speaker 1: and I feel like if I'm too dressed up that
Speaker 1: I'll overdo it in my own head. And I just
Speaker 1: feel like if I'm wearing a teen jeans and heels,
Speaker 1: and I'll feel but you're gonna be sexy. And also
Speaker 1: speaking of heels, I want to let your hoss know
Speaker 1: if y'all are on CEP time or fashionably late or
Speaker 1: whatever the case, maybe we have oversold the amount of
Speaker 1: tickets two seats, so there is standing room, um, and
Speaker 1: so I want to let you guys know that the
Speaker 1: doors will open at seven the show will start promptly
Speaker 1: at eight pm. We do have to start on time,
Speaker 1: so if you guys are looking for a seat, I
Speaker 1: do want to let you guys know please show up
Speaker 1: early as there is standing room. So bitch, if you
Speaker 1: want to look cute, to wear your heels, but you
Speaker 1: know you might show up late, you might want to
Speaker 1: bring a pair of slides and your god damn purse. Um.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of all the information I think we
Speaker 1: want to share. Do you have any other information you
Speaker 1: want to give our listeners before we sign out? So
Speaker 1: send me your remedies for my dose. All right, this
Speaker 1: has been yet another episode of horrible decisions. Hollow you
Speaker 1: put you're trusting the nigga stupid hole? How you think
Speaker 1: God he won't suck your best friend, then your sister
Speaker 1: a lie to y'all, then school y'all get mad. If
Speaker 1: it's homeboys do y'all. He's a nigga. Don't let him
Speaker 1: fool y'all. They all dogs, that's what they do. Said,
Speaker 1: you're gonna stop to the ship they pull and get
Speaker 1: your own ship. That's what you do. And don't worry
Speaker 1: about him boy, his yous man. You make him sweat
Speaker 1: doves on your ship and you ride by music high
Speaker 1: as hell too. He's watching you, lusting with his bit.
Speaker 1: You find at him, not at him, keep right and
Speaker 1: you see him later because I want to stop by
Speaker 1: when he sees you off the chain looking good to
Speaker 1: you even got his bitch wanna freak you. You don't
Speaker 1: trust no little no, No, you can't trust no nigga.
Speaker 1: No no, I don't trust no little no. No. You
Speaker 1: can't trust no mother no, nick no, you don't trust
Speaker 1: no will no no, you can't trull no nigga no No,
Speaker 1: don't trust no liv no no, you can't trust no
Speaker 1: mother no. Get no. Now when he comes open up,
Speaker 1: let him freak. You do all the things freaky things
Speaker 1: bitch can't do from the back to the side just
Speaker 1: right and tighten up, ripping down ships while then get
Speaker 1: him gonna put him out. Nigga, get gone. She's the
Speaker 1: one cousin blowing up your cell phone. I'm over you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to learn the hard way. I get the
Speaker 1: fool about what your might have to say, because you'll
Speaker 1: see I'm a queen in the end though, you see
Speaker 1: what you're gonna be in the ear broke, don't win nothing,
Speaker 1: win nothing, stuck in the hood while I'm straight looking love.
Speaker 1: They're living real good. So trust, don't make a fucking
Speaker 1: nigga get your own ship to let him know that
Speaker 1: he's fucking with a raw bit with her head on
Speaker 1: the shoulder, nose hot goals and when the sounder, let
Speaker 1: a motherfucker get gone. Don't trust no lile, no no,
Speaker 1: you can't trust no nigga. No no, I don't trust
Speaker 1: no lile no no, you can't trust no. Mother No,
Speaker 1: don't don't trust no willing no, no, you can't trust
Speaker 1: no nigga. No no, you don't trust no willing no, no,
Speaker 1: you can't trust no mother. No, you don't trusting the
Speaker 1: nigger dumpy, Ain't that podcast? Nigga ain't ship you put.
Speaker 1: Don't trusting the nigga Dumpy. Ain't me that podcast? Figga
Speaker 1: ain't ship you put? Don't rusting the nigga Dumpy. Don't
Speaker 1: you know that fodcast? Nigga ain't ship you put? Don't
Speaker 1: trusting a nigga dump. Ain't she that podcast? Cigga ain't ship?
Speaker 1: Oh you be gave them? How I'm feeling that hole
Speaker 1: dan Nigga, don't mean you no good? Oh you begave him?
Speaker 1: How I'm feeling that hole D. Nigga don't mean you
Speaker 1: no good? Oh you became them? How I'm feeling that
Speaker 1: hole D Nigga don't mean you no good or you
Speaker 1: became him? How? Don't feel at home? And nigga don't
Speaker 1: mean you no good? Don't nigga don't trust no niggle,
Speaker 1: don't trust non't nigga na trumk no nigga, No no nigga,
Speaker 1: don't trust no mid natures no nickajain't trust no mother
Speaker 1: knows We don't don't trust no mill, don't run no nigga.
Speaker 1: Jain't trust no nigga, don't run no nick. Don't trust
Speaker 1: no living da true no nickerdae trust no mother no
Speaker 1: no you don't trust no Milla no no, you can't
Speaker 1: trust no nigga no no, I don't trust no Milling
Speaker 1: no no, you can't trust no mother no Nick don't
Speaker 1: you don't trust no Willing no oh no, you can't
Speaker 1: trust no nigga no no, I don't trust no Milling
Speaker 1: no no, you can't trust no mother no, Wi no
Speaker 1: no