WEBVTT - Ep36: Same Sh-t, Different D-ck 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:11.040 Yeah, the coverer is killing me Home. You gotta let 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:15.760 this right. Trust to that nigga. Stupid ho how you 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:19.680 best friend and your sister a lie to you? You 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:24.439 know this song? If it's homeboy Zoya, just don't let 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:30.440 him fool you. They all dogs, that's what they do. Uh, 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:37.200 come on, keep wrapping me up. I want to get Okay, 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:40.040 So I don't know what she said, but I just 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:43.560 right here. Okay. If y'all don't know, that is Kaya 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:48.240 from the album Thug Mrs know what I mean. I'm 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:50.760 so glad you know that song because she's gonna come 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.280 out here and be boogie bitch because you want a 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.880 little bougie little you know what I have. But I'm 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:56.959 flivered in and so by. But you know what I'm 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:00.880 supposed to default. We know Kayak as I was supposed 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:06.039 to know Kaya because my blood. So again, we're going 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.840 to play the rest of that song at the end 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:12.880 because I love it that much. But but welcome, guys 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:17.080 to yet another episode of horrible decisions. This is your girl, 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:21.480 Mandy Beat and I'm sitting alongside. I just want you 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.679 guys to know it's really funny because I don't know 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.200 how I guess it was meant to happen, but me 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.199 and Mandy knew we were supposed to do an episode alone, 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:31.200 but we thought so much during the episode that we 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:34.399 couldn't even post it. So you were in the studio, 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.959 preach Preach interjected, you were, Yeah, if you were in 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:39.840 the studio, you probably would have stopped. So a lot 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.600 of our listeners have been asking us for solo episodes 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:44.840 because you know, we've been very guest based, so they 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.640 missed our funny as with our whole as is all 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.560 of that. It was so bad, so bad. I was like, 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:52.560 you want to do it in the middle, Like in 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.440 the middle of the j was on his phone, gets 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.400 off his phone, like like we can talk about it 0:01:58.560 --> 0:01:59.880 in the middle of the episode, I said, does this 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:02.160 need to be an intervention on air? Like I don't 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:03.840 give a fund because I paid for the studio time, 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.520 but we could talk right now, and so we literally 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:08.919 we sent it to both of our friends. We passed 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.200 the episode for an hour, maybe an hour because after 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.720 we had sent it to our friends and we got 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.839 so much feedback, they were just like brought. I kind 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:18.799 of couldn't get through the episode, like there was so 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.400 much arguing I don't know. Our vibes were just often, 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:24.880 you know, we'd be organing. Sometimes we are going but 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.000 but you know, but we did it on air and 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:28.359 I was like, I don't know what it was, and 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.799 they are going to hate us. You know. Someone said 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.480 to me, a friend of my back and said, I 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.280 know that people enjoy y'all fighting, but this is so 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.280 bad that I made like I could see somebody stop listening, period, 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.680 which is which is what my friend said. So I 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.400 was like, she was like, wait, you're gonna you're gonna 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.080 post that. You're not gonna edit like it was bad preach. 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.080 So I wish you would have been fighting about the 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.920 housing market, would I tell you? We we tried to 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:53.640 go through. We argued at the kink of the week. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.080 We argued at what's been going on in our lives. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.239 We argued at the horrible decision but the kick of 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.600 week Mandy because y'all y'all only no, no, no no, no, no, 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.119 we ain't gonna get that kids to it because maybe 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:09.000 said run Grass was anime. I mean, she's like animate, 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:16.840 any animate, But I say, we started arguing about about 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:21.200 the market, We arguing about homemail. We were giving a 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.120 listener advice. You're like, how do I to shug you daddy? Oh, well, 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.280 you know he might want to do it. No, he ain't, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:28.320 because let gonna tell you what a trick on these things. Actually, 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:32.600 we decided so it was so bad, but Mandy and 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.720 I decided that when we launch our Patreon account, which 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:39.160 we're gonna, we don't posted. And I'm really embarrassed because 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.040 it was just it's so bad. You could you could 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.680 see where our gregate came out. And it's so weird 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.280 because I really wasn't trying to talk to Wheezy at all, 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:48.840 And somehow we ended up on I G Live and 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.720 now we're friends again. So that's how our I don't 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.120 know how it um, I don't know how days like 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.400 that happened. That's never tappened to us. No, that was bad. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.520 But that was also the first time we ever fought 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.040 coming in this studio. Yeah, so we had an argument 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:03.840 prior to the studio, and I think it just trickled 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.000 into attitude. And you be on your phone when I'm 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.600 never doing a catchup before. Had you been texting the 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:13.160 whole time? I was like, I'm not talking to the wall. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.520 Oh yeah, I just didn't care about anything she was 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.839 saying and in the reality and then and then and 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:24.599 then no, but this is where it went bad. I 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:26.560 know she spent fifteen and it's catching up on her 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.200 and I wasn't even listening. Did she went straight into 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.120 the kick of the week? Because don't nobody care what 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.920 I gotta say? It was said, did you want to talk? 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.000 I didn't even realize it was bad? But hi, guys, Um, 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.599 I guess we've already said, welcome to horrible decisions. Were 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.039 just catching on. I do want to tell you, guys 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:45.039 where you can find that episode though, Um, that's something 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.520 we should catch off on. So Mandy and I have 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.159 been discussing the future of this podcast and things like that, 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.599 and obviously, even though we fight, we do want to 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:56.320 get paid. So m we've been discussing different avenues to 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.800 take on, whether it's joining a network or doing advertisements 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.000 or what do we do? And it seems like Patreon 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:05.240 has been the best option for us and it'll give you, guys, 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.880 more of what you're looking for. So everybody asked for 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:11.280 more episodes, a long episodes, video footage, merchandise, and so 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:15.280 with the patreon um platform, what we're gonna do is 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.360 We're gonna it's gonna allow you guys to subscribe to 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:21.280 us monthly. With UM these monthly subscriptions. We're not gonna 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.800 break your pockets, we promised, UM, so of course we 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:29.280 did it, real sexual guys. So we have bases, UM 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:32.640 and for first base, it will just be your support. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.960 So for two dollars a month, you can support the podcast. UM. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:39.119 Second base is five dollars a month. For five dollars 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.039 a month, we will be giving you guys extra episodes, 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:46.799 video footage, UM, and just different different behind the scenes 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:49.800 footage of us and footage of our episodes. UM. It's 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.120 gonna start off is just one bonus episode a month, 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:56.400 but as patreons, as we get more patreons, UM, we're 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.320 gonna go ahead and post most and then the third 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.320 base it's been teen dollars a month. What you're gonna 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.040 get with this is the bonus episodes, the video footage, 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:05.960 and we're also going to give you guys a free 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.440 T shirt. This will come after four months of consecutive subscription. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.120 And at this base, you guys will also get to 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:16.039 help us plan. This bitch is blown. Mike was going 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:17.920 to pick it up. I have a story to tell. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.400 It's not in a second okay um, And so at 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.279 this third base for fifteen dollars a month, you're also 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.320 going to be able to help us plan our shows 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.080 and you get a shout out on the show if 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:28.240 you are actually making the topic for the show. Yeah. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.280 So it's gonna be really cool. It's gonna allow you 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:32.200 guys to be a little bit more interactive, and it's 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.800 also just gonna give you guys more of us, more 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.680 of whole ship. Okay, I don't know if they can 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.840 handle it after that fight, but so oh yeah, I 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.880 guess you guys wouldn't know unless you hear the Patren episode. 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.280 But love your voice back. He got back the same 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.120 amount of been in Tokyo. Things are going great. Returned 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:46.919 from Tokyo, excuse me. And so, just to bring up 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:49.400 the snot, we went out last night in the Dade 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.360 and we got home. I was stuck in his dick 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.400 and it was like a lot of gagging and my 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.599 nose was running brought for a second, I didn't know 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.000 I had to running notes. I don't know what that says. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.680 You didn't know you had already know, No, it just 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.960 started coming out. I was so I was like thinking 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.919 to myself, like this is this like hot gag or 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.560 is this like sickening? And I just couldn't figure it out, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.240 so I just like this ship off. Bit. We had 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:15.440 some really hot sex. It was so good. Actually, this 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.720 was the hardest I came last night than I've ever 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.200 came since I met him, Like, and you know I 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.480 cried when you cried before, so that we want to go. 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.560 We went to go see thor M, which had good 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:30.080 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but I was wasn't just up 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.600 for it. And we went home and Nigga laid me 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.960 on the bed. He was kissing me and being all 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:38.000 sweet and then fucking pulls me by the hair and 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:41.880 he goes, so, I'm gonna make your clip like until 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.080 you come at least one time, and then'n take my tongue, 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.120 move a little bit down where I know you like it, 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.680 which is in your and he says he was going 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:55.120 to flip me over, eat my ass from behind, and 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.520 then once I come again, he was gonna suck me 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.520 in it. So then I said, well maybe at that, 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:03.960 but I am he wasn't ready for analson. I'm down 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:08.480 for one through two I'm just not. I know what's 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.880 coming soon though, but I'm not doing issue until I 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.520 gotta make him earn it a little bit more. Here's right, Well, 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:16.800 we know we know lawyer and go, Um Lauria, here 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.960 I go, Laura Bay lover boy is not going anywhere, right, 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:24.920 I want to update. I guess the listeners on Lawyer Bay. Um, 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.160 I know y'all were all rooting for me. Um, Lawyer 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.200 Bay is no longer in the picture. Um. It's funny 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:34.120 because I had this conversation with with Weezy and she 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:43.239 didn't understand why. Um, so I am going through everywhere. Um, 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:47.040 I don't. So I guess we talked and we was like, 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.199 really why, like you really liked him lines, you have 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.520 the picture and as you guys know, I have a 0:08:51.600 --> 0:09:00.120 lot going on, you have a booker. I'm sorry was 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:14.200 so big. Yeah, I just looked. Oh my god, was huge. Okay, anyways, 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.120 I'll update you guys a lawyer bait real quick. So 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.440 I'm going through a lot of things with my personal life. So, 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:24.240 as you guys know, I'm currently in school, um, obtaining 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.280 my BS and accounting and in the state of New York, 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.200 you need a hundred and fifty credits in order to 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.800 reach the c p A UM well to get your 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.680 c p A. And so I've actually just added another 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.960 semister up school. So I'm now completing a hundred and 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.920 fifty credits of school UM and getting my second degree. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:45.720 And so dealing with lawyer Bait, he was draining me. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.800 Your name, your your nose is draining, but he was 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.400 draining me mentally. I felt like I couldn't be happy 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.320 for the things I was happy about. He's currently dealing 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.960 with health issues with his father, he hates his job, 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:01.440 he just moved into a the apartment. He had a 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.800 friend who died, and it was literally every time we talked, 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.840 it was when you said that, I was like, well, 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.080 then it seems like he just has a lot going on. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.440 But yeah, but it was literally to the point where 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:14.719 I'm just like it became to where I enjoyed. I 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.360 literally was stimulated through our conversations and his intellect and 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.040 was gone and what yeah, essentially what turned me on 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:25.720 about him, I felt like I couldn't even enjoy anymore everything. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:29.920 Every time we would talk, I literally felt like, I 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.160 don't know, bro, Like it was draining. So I think 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:33.880 they still had those people in our lives, and I 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.000 don't think I can really say it's a man I've 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:39.440 been with, but friends in my life that made me 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.320 feel like the soul was sucked at me when they 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:45.120 guys the soul like if I saw them ring, I 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:46.679 was like, I can't deal. I can't deal with this 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:48.440 bitch right now because it was just too much, whether 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.920 be a butt, a man, or something in family and 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:54.040 that energy. It's like, I don't know, and it's not 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.600 like because you want to be there for someone that's 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.680 going through so I wanted to. I tried, but there's 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:02.120 something specific about people that just pull it out of 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.720 you that like and then you you give them advice, 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:06.320 You're having this phone call because you want to make 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:07.720 them feel good and then you know they call you 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.280 for it and they won't take it, like let's get out, 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:13.360 let's make you feel better right now. And that's and 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.920 that's how he wasn't. He was also suffering anxiety and depression. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.880 He was diagnosed to where he was taking medication for it. 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:25.440 And because and because I've dealt with my mom taking medication, 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.080 my sister taking medication, and so many people around me 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:32.560 being depressed or nope, Nope, it's not high, but just 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.840 dealing with so so much mental instability. I thought that 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.439 I was the person that could take it on and 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:38.960 I was like, Shure, if I could deal with my god, dad, 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:40.640 Mama and my sister, I could deal with a nigga 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.280 and with just with my life currently. I needed the 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.120 balance of someone to take the stress off of me 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.839 because I'm doing so much, and because he couldn't even 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.600 provide that. It wasn't even about the sex, it wasn't 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.240 about the dick. It it was literally just the conversation 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.920 that I did. Like at one point, I wasn't getting 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:58.560 anymore and so I was just like, you know what. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:01.880 And so anyway, fast forward, that's led me now to 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:05.920 have two new booths. UM one is fairly new. UM 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.960 one is almost a month in and he's a felon. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:15.320 So if you follow, if you follow my Instagram, I 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.840 went on Live and talked about Felon Bay. There's so 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:19.840 many details that you talked about that I guess you 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.240 honestly couldn't tell me during the fighting episode because everybody 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:23.839 just led me to road your asshole and let me 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:27.680 tell the stories. Apparently on Instagram line, it's only seventy 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.760 people there were, but it was seventy ongoing bitch. They 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:33.960 was listening because the ship was interesting. So if you've 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.559 heard Mandy's been like, oh, her, I'm you always dealing 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:41.079 with them drug dealing as Mandy talks about, actually, I'm 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.240 sorry the previous episode, how man, how to do this? 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:45.439 How you gotta have money? What's this physical therapist is 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.480 gonna do? How are you gonna help this bitch out? 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:51.120 And this bitch Mandy just said she is dating a 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:54.160 nigga that got no job, can't get a job because 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:58.920 he's a felon on somehow has his own apartment. So 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.880 of course everyone and was like, well, how he paid 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:03.840 his bills? Don't worry about that, but he does. Okay, 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.080 I don't know, but this is my concern and this 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.160 is why I haven't looked at it for long term 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:10.520 because I feel like, at any given moment, he could 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.840 be locked up again. And I'm not a writer die 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.199 type of bitch if he goes to prison. Audio side 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.600 now like it was fun, why the last bit. I 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.320 ain't going to jail. I'm not putting money under there, like, 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:25.360 I'm just really interested because you have but you asked 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.200 people a lot like, oh, what do you do? Blah 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.400 blah blah, Like that's such a conversation. What are your goals? 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:35.560 So of course when we first met his goals personal trainer, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:41.360 that's what he wanted to be, And I was just like, oh, 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:45.560 what you've been doing twenty four months? He spent eight 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:49.960 years in prison, in and out since he was sixteen, 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:53.000 eight years since he was sixteen years asked you a question, Sorry, 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:54.559 my ears are clogged. So I'm just gonna have to 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:58.480 do it like this. I had to take if he 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:01.320 because people love to say a job as a job, right. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:05.400 But he wouldn't hire him, bitch. He worked at McDonald's. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.840 They won't hire him. When I take that, turn you, 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:13.360 we'll turn you off more than smell like fries right now? Yeah, 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.480 I'm not dating a guy who smells like fries. I'm sorry. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.600 I'm just not. I'm sorry. Um, but what's crazy about that? 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.840 And it's something that we've talked about. Actually, funny story 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:26.880 I want to start the first time he came over, Um, bitch, 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.280 I was watching watching lock up raw. Did you know 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.760 at this point? I mean, he had admitted it, but 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:40.760 what was he doing debunking us? Some cookies. So I 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:45.320 like watching prison shows, and as we were talking about 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:47.920 how he was talking about going to the shoe with ship, 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.000 I like my seriously turned the channel to hollow Man 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.160 because I was like, this cannot be on TV. Walk 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:56.160 telling wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. So when 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.240 he was watching how long did you watch? Lock Up Him? 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.520 I was watching Oh. As soon as he started telling 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.440 me he'd been in prison, I took the remote and 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.880 changed the channel because I felt completely uncomfortable. But then 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.600 it's so funny because I didn't want to watch it 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.640 on TV. But butch, we was laying in bed the 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.000 other night, and I ain't gonna lie. He fought the 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.240 ship out of me so good. The other night. I 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:13.720 had to tell him he was really rough. I think 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.520 that comes from being in jail. He was a little 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:19.440 too rough for me and I like it rough, but 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.560 I had to tell him like, like bitch, I felt 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:26.040 like I was gonna bruise, Like bitch was like holding 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:28.320 me down my neck. I was just like whoa, Like 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.560 it's a little rough, but no, it's hard to tell 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.560 someone to be too rough. I got my Teddy's finch 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.000 too rough last night and he was like, you don't 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.920 like that, and I'm like, nigga, it hurts my nigga, 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.800 that hurts. So I mean, so we were talking and 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.520 I want to go. I guess I want to give 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.360 you guys kind of a backdrop if you guys listened 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:47.080 to the show. I'm always teased about. I mess with athletes. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.920 I got an African, I got a diplomat. All my 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:55.240 niggas like millionaires in real life. I mean no, I mean, yeah, okay, 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.280 just a little bit. I talked to niggas with money, 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.040 and it's crazy because I get a lot of guys 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.720 that constantly hit me a do you talk to regular niggas? 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:06.400 And it's like, actually, can you know a regular? This 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.360 isn't really regular, but it's it's crazy because we were 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.160 so we were laying in bed the other night and 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.400 he got a little scar on his cheek, so I 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.760 was like, did you get that? And Jail was it 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:25.160 like a gang fight? Like so why you know? So 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:32.640 he like I felt so childish, So I wasn't yes, girl, 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:37.400 good as story. He was like a good story. So 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.760 he was telling me like how he had um. I 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.000 guess he was of course a part of a gang 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:45.400 in there and they jumped him because he didn't agree 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.680 with something and he wouldn't get some other side. But 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:49.840 then it scared me because he was like, yeah, I 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:54.520 got put in the shoe for that and know and 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.000 so the shoe for you guys that don't know a 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:59.120 solitary confinement. So then the story had to end because 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:00.920 then I kind of got scared. He was like yeah, 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:02.200 but he should have known not to foe with me. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.000 So I had all of them shot while I was 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:05.760 in the shoot, and I was like, you have to 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:08.320 shot and he was like yeah, you know, stab cut, 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.280 like they all had to get back for what they 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.399 did to me. And I was just like, okay, no 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:17.560 more stories. Um, come get your moment. I'm scared. Where 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.919 I was like, so I used to fuck a dude, 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:24.880 the Jamaican DJ. Wait real quick pause before you get 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.200 into this. I want to say that while we were 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:29.960 telling these stories on Instagram Live, they were all like, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.320 get Weezy in here, get Weezy here. So as soon 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:34.680 as we yeah, so as soon as Weezy come on, 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:36.800 she was like, girl, I'm more power to you. Girl. 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:40.199 You know I put with him hood niggas so you 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:42.639 because I feel like we all know what they're like, 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.840 the long we all know how long it's gonna last. 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:48.679 Maybe not no, because some women get sucked in and 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:50.159 I had been at one point, but I feel like 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:51.840 at this stage in the game, like you know what 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:55.560 he's there for, but a lot of women don't. I 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:57.639 was gonna say, like one of those ghetto moments of 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:00.280 my life was, uh, it was about him with this 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:04.000 drug dealing, ask to make a nigger. And I went 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.960 to his house. Are we even dating for a few months? 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:09.320 And I jumped in the bed like to lay down, 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:13.280 and all I bitch, I fucking felt the gun right 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:19.440 on my head and he's like, we're like so anyway, bitch, 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:22.320 my whole ear was like blood shot? What did he say? 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.919 Do to accent? And all I can't, I can't. I 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:33.120 was just laughing. I can't love her. Boys got Yeah. 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:37.119 So when um, we were in the bathroom, like I 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:38.440 don't know if there's blood in my ear, what was 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:40.600 going on? He was like, you know, we have to 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.720 teach it for shoot it now. I was like, I 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:46.119 don't feel like there's gonna be a home invasion. This 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.679 is a very safe neighborhood. He's got a nice house, 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:51.560 so translation he said that he had to teach you 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:53.240 how to shoot the gun. Now, I guess he was 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:55.120 like one, now that you know it's there, and like 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:57.080 you know you're coming over more often. Like what if 0:18:57.119 --> 0:18:58.560 a nigga comes and run up on me? And I said, 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:03.000 then he runs up on you, Maybe I'm getting mercy. 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:04.800 If I gotta suck something to get out of situation, 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:09.879 I'm getting down. So so we're we're gonna dig more 0:19:10.080 --> 0:19:12.239 into this is actually our horrible decision. We're gonna talk 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:15.359 about the different types of dudes. We haven't been no, no, 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:18.119 what We're gonnaheadtime. Goddamn it, preach. We gotta extra what 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:20.080 five minutes on top of that? Now, I'm just like, 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:24.359 but but we're gonna First of all, I'm already taking 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:27.080 care of the show, right. So this is a slight 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:29.280 update on what's been going on with us. UM. I 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:32.399 wanted to get into our kink of the week, um, 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:35.080 And the kink of the week for this week is 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:40.400 at proctophilia. Okay. At proctophilia is the sexual arousal from 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:46.760 fat flatulence. UM. This is when someone sticks sticks their 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:50.320 nose into someone's but um and receives a full force 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:57.000 of their partners intestinal gases. Um for some farts are sexy. Um. 0:19:57.200 --> 0:20:01.520 So I wanted to actually um put this question out 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:04.280 there because we actually had a listener letter come into us. 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:08.239 Um Uh. Female said that her guy likes to come in, 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:11.760 um whether she's coming in from work or whatever, and 0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:14.640 he gets the the arousal of sniffing her ass. Um 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:16.800 And I kind of want do you remember the letter? 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:19.520 I couldn't find the chick from. Yeah, I can find it. 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:23.640