WEBVTT - Peanut Butter Panda 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.520 Are we recording? Yeah, it's your. 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:18.480 Favorite one way, that's right. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:23.520 Andrew rand New from Kellogg's Special, Kya, did you save 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:28.640 your pennies? Chocolate tea dipped flakes? Okay, chocolate dipped cool. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.760 This is the fastest we ever got right into a cereal. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.120 I don't know why because the song told us about it. 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:37.600 Oh yeah, the Special K. Yeah. By the way, have 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:41.360 you noticed I've noticed lately that material girl, the actual 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.440 song has been playing on the radio so much, and 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:45.159 I can't help it. Here our jingle, Why are your 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:48.640 hands in your armpits? Because I'm comfortable now smell your fingers. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:54.480 It sounds like old spice with odor resistance. Anyway, I'm 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.320 really excited about this. Okay, me too, Special K from 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:02.840 Kellogg's Chock. It's it, right, mic On? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.200 chocolatey dip flakes. And you know when they say chocolate, 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.720 there's like not enough chocolate in it to actually be chocolate, 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:09.760 so they have to say chocolate e. Yeah, you know, 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:13.840 chocolately dipped flakes with almonds. Okay, you all right with that? 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.920 I'm alright with it. So it looks like there's like 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.319 kind of chocolate dusted flakes, and then chocolate dipped flakes, 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.000 and then almonds. Okay, yeah, and there's people running on 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:24.120 the back and doing all kinds of exorty of things. Yeah, 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:25.840 you eat chocolate, you can go out and run. I 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.240 don't think that's true. Is that not right? No? 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.480 My legs have also been going numb every time I run, 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:32.800 and I don't know why that is. 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.240 I think that could be a problem. Yeah, I don't know. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.800 Maybe it's my shoelaces are too tight. I might also 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.959 need new shoes because I think tread on my All 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:42.640 Birds is running low. I wish we had like All 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:43.680 Birds as a sponsor. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:46.360 I don't see any flakes in here that are chocolate dipped. 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.639 I'm gonna tell you that right now. Okay, they certainly 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:49.880 don't look like they do on the box. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:53.320 Also, side note, did you notice that most of the 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:56.480 people on social and also when reviews won't guess back? 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.840 No, I haven't noticed any of them. Yeah, because you 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:02.160 just instead are snark he tweeting me. There's literally like 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:06.320 four chocolate dip flakes in the whole cup. Needless to say, 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.600 I think we need to have guests back. Okay, Andrew, 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:09.440 We'll have guests back. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.400 You need you know, wow, Andrew your ideas work for 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.000 a podcast and make it a better pressed Listen, Oh 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:17.080 my god, listen. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.079 I just I have to explain one thing. And I'm 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.480 not being a jerk. I'm just telling you. When we 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:26.120 have people zoom in from other places, stop, we control 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.920 the audio in here. So these two microphones are even leveled. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:33.080 When somebody else is on zoom, they're way loud or 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.240 way low and we have no control over it, and 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.880 either do they. So I have to go to the 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.200 editing thing here and stop and start every time they 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:44.119 talk and raise it or lower it. And it takes hours. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.920 You don't care. You just not take hours. Yes, it does, 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.800 because if we talk over them and then they we 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.120 can hear them. You have no idea. I'd like you 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.239 to sit in with me on an editing session one time. 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.840 I would, and I would tell you, Scott, just go right, 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:58.600 so you just push it out just like that. So 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.160 it's gonna be go ahead, talk, can you? So this 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.000 cereal is really good today? Yeah? It's great. H up, Daniel, 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.760 it's great. That's what it's gonna sound like. So here's 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:08.600 where you're wrong. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:12.440 No, yes, And you never get jeff In on time 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.840 to actually do it before we start. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.000 Instead, it's literally a minibeou. I don't want to argue 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.000 with it because you don't know anything about audio. You're 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.160 a millennial dude. You don't care about quality and products. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.600 You just push it out in middle any. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.799 That's why I like to be old fashioned and make 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.960 sure nothing changes. 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:32.600 You stupid whipper snapper. You're all about quantity and not quality. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.119 I'm from the school of quality. 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:34.760 I'm from the. 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:38.800 School of quality. That's why I'm just so perfect. Did 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:40.200 you just say whipper snapper? Yeah? 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:43.240 I did, because that's you. Anybody suggests anything new and 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:44.440 you're like, yeah. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.640 First of all, you're the whipper snapper, not me. What 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:50.440 whipper snappers are young kids, you're young, whipper snapper. I'm 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.320 also thirty, so I'm not that young anymore. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.720 People start are now making fun of like things that 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:56.440 I was doing as a kid, and now it makes 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:56.920 me sad. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.600 Good try to get one chocolate dipped at least on 0:03:59.640 --> 0:03:59.960 the spoon. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:03.560 There's like, hey, great, one two things great. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:09.000 I like it. I give it three bowls in a spoon. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:12.280 Not enough chocolate dip flakes. As I said, there needs 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.040 to be more. The milk is good. You don't really 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.320 think of chocolate and milk from special k. Who are 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:17.760 you texting? 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:20.440 I'm doing a blood drive tomorrow, so I just need 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:21.600 to coordinate the details. 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.159 You're such a rock star, Andrew. Thanks. You're such a 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:29.640 great volunteer. Thanks you volunteer at the Poles. Thanks your blood. Thanks. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:34.200 I also volunteer at blood drives too, although I gotta say, 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.080 the last time I did the blood drive, I got 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.120 yelled at. And once I started getting yelled at, no 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.000 offense to you, Red Cross. I love working for you, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.880 and I also love donating to you. But the minute 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:44.760 someone yelled at me, I went, I'm not getting paid 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:46.000 for this, and I walked out. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:48.640 Good for you, Good for you. I'm going to give 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.680 this four bowls. Yeah, I like it. I hope it 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.480 sticks around for a while, but I don't think it will. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.080 Oh no, I gave it three bowls in a spoon 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.960 and I stick with that. Yeah, it's good. I like it. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:58.800 It doesn't say limited edition, it just as new, but 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:00.880 I don't think it's going to be around that. Lo Okay, 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.080 that's all I got. Great me too. Thanks for listening 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:04.719 to Serial Killers. Oh my god. Wow, this is a 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.680 fast one yeah, five minute episode. Why is it so quick? 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:09.920 Are you not prepared? I'm not prepared. I told you 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.520 in the last episode. I was not prepared. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.480 I have literally let's go back to the text messages, 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:18.360 shall we? Sure, Andrew, let's go back because you are 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.760 so mean. No, I'm not, I said last night nine 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.839 fifty five. Hi, So what's the plan for tomorrow or 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:25.520 is it Thursday? 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:25.960 Today? 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.799 Please bring milk okay? Must leave at eleven eleven fifteen 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.120 the latest. That's what I do perfect. We could probably 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.760 bang out two cks that's what we call serial killers 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.120 and a BC that's what we call bull chat. If 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.719 we start right at ten, you know you're never ready 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.280 at ten. I don't have a lot of production. I 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:46.320 should be gone today. Oh sorry, fine, I have the camera. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.160 If you want to come in early and set it up, cool. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.479 If not, we'll wait till next week. You said, yes, 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.360 I really can't have to get home asap in terms 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.760 of not being able to drive me home. Totally fine. 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.839 But you said at ten o'clock you're ready. Guess you 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.080 got here at nine thirty. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:01.599 Without any milk okay? 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.719 But guess who set up your camera? Set up the zoom, 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:07.360 set up everything ready for ten o'clock. Then what did 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.720 you do at ten o'clock production? Again? 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.000 You're my av guy. First of all, we started a 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.159 tennel five avy guy. Yeah, I don't have to set 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.880 this crap up, and yet I don't. Don't. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.880 You are the first person who's like Andy, you do nothing. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.280 You don't know what it's like to pull down an 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.720 audio level on a Zoom audio thing. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:30.760 You're about quantity, not kuality. Like me, I don't have 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.520 my dongle, so I couldn't do anything. Can I just say? 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.360 That's also something that bothers me? Apple? 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:38.279 Why did you switch to dongles? First of all, the 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:43.480 word dongles should never have been put into the universe period. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:46.279 Second of all, why do I have to go pay 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.000 thirty dollars to plug in a USB? 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:51.320 Thank you? Let's thank our friend. Jamie Moon sent us 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.760 cereals before. Got this sit in the mail the other 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.360 day and it was the mail not ups well, because 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:58.039 you know what bothers me. People say, I'm gonna mail 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.839 you a package, it has to be United's Postal service 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.240 to be in the mail, right, Andrew, Yes, Scott, can 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:06.280 you help me get my couch? I just really need 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.440 my couch. This is all bull chat. Let's get back 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.760 to Serial Killers. So I was shocked that we had 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.960 not don't have time because you weren't ready. I was 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:14.960 shocked that we hadn't done this one before because we 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.200 did a lot of them in the line of the 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.720 environ kids cereals from Nature's Path. Did you check on 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:22.520 Cereal Ratings dot Com? I did, and so did Jamie. Yay, 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.360 see it works. Thank you so much, Scott. I should 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.040 actually check the shelf in the back and see if 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.200 we've actually done it or not, because it wasn't on 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.400 the ratings page. Yes, that means we didn't do it 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.080 Cereal Ratings dot Com. Thank you, Other Scott. I'm still 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.440 very impressed that we somehow got cereal Ratings dot Com. 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.000 That's cool, Other Scott. He's the best, good, good guy, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.920 all right. Peanut butter Panda puffs. They're organic, they're from 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:45.560 Nature's Path, and that panda is happy. Look at him. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.560 He's like, yay, can you say peanut butter Panda puffs 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:51.679 five times? Peanut butter Panta puffs four more times, Peanut 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:55.000 butter pantauffs three more times, fast peanut butter panuffs. Say 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:58.080 it faster, peanut butter panuffs, Peanut butter pantuffs. What you're 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.440 not gonna get me? And look there? Alright, I'm on 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:05.040 the back. You're a panda. No you weigh that's a 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.960 little bit of a personal question, right, how much do 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.000 you weigh? Says on here? Male pandas can weigh up 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.840 to three hundred and fifty pounds. That's the size of 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:15.240 a Suma wrestler. Or scary? What it's so mean? What 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:15.640 do you mean? 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:17.000 All right? 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:22.040 Here we go, just busting out all those jokes, busting, busting, 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:24.080 oh busting, because I know I'm not allowed to say 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:24.800 busting anymore. 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:28.240 Band take it out of your whatever dictionary. 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.200 I love pandas. They're so cute. I think we did these, 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.320 I really do. I don't think so. I mean they 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.920 look like the peanut butter bumpers. They probably want to 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:39.240 taste the same. We'll see. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.960 I can't wait to try peanut butter panta puffs. It's 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.280 just so much fun to say fast. I wish I 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.240 was in the marketing meeting. All right, enviyer kids, what 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:49.280 are we gonna name this one? 0:08:51.880 --> 0:09:00.280 Ready? Andrew? Two? Three? They're good. I like them there 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.320 two Crunchy for me. I don't like to got crunch. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:03.839 I feel like I'm gonna cut my mouth on it. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.800 I like them because they're smaller than the Captain Crunch 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:10.079 Peanut butter one capt'n Yeah, I gotta tell you, I'm 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.640 really liking peanut butter pantupuffs. 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.559 And this one's a lot more natural than cap'n Crunch, 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.840 that's for sure. Yeah, I will say, peanut butter pantuffs. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:21.320 You've really impressed me, and I'm going to give you 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.040 four bowls and it's actually four balls. 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.480 Let's not get crazy. No high froctose, corn syrup, no water. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.840 Official flavors. Colors are preservatives, whole greened corn, corn meal, 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:33.000 cane sugar, peanut butter, soy oil, sea salt, vite. The 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.520 mini good, very good. I'm gonna give it three balls 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:36.960 in a spoon. What are you going to give three 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:40.600 balls in a spoon? Two peanut butter pantuffs? Very good? 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.680 Can I see the box? You're you gonna steal this 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.880 one too? Yeah, there you go. I really liked these. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:45.800 I'll have use for breakfast. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.760 Right. The problem is, I feel like when I wake 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:52.240 up right now, I just moved right, and I don't 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.400 know where to keep my cereal and right now I 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.200 have it on like this bottom shelf, and I don't 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.079 want to have to like keep bending over sitting on the. 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.360 Floor to go get it. No, it used to be 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.160 on a show for I would just like take the cereals. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.079 Okay, I gotta make I gotta reorganize because I need 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.160 to get my peanut butter panda puff fixed in. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.679 Thank you so much, Jamie from Virginia. Thank you Jamie 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:14.959 from Virginia. The land of waffle House. Oh God, can 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:16.640 we drive to a waffle house? Can we get waffle 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.400 House cereal? Is that possible? In? How have they not 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.480 done that yet? Cheddar egg cereal? No? Gross, No, just 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.839 regular waffle cereal? Oh sorry, cheesy egg cereal. They should 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:27.680 make it and they should sell it at waffle House. Great. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.960 I don't understand why they haven't. I love their waffles. Huh. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:33.959 Imagine if we were to get in touch with waffle House, 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:35.720 they were to make the cereal and then use us 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:36.240 to sponsor. 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.640 Oh I haven't in at waffle House. I will get 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.880 in touch with them, say no more. Can you imagine 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.439 if we could make this happen? I would. The only 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.200 thing is some cereal company is gonna have to make 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.240 it for waffle House, and they're not gonna taste like 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.760 waffle House waffles. You never know. I feel like waffle 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.960 House wants to put out a good product. Well so 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.079 do I, But you don't care. All right, let's move 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:53.719 on to the next one. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.080 Why why the dig We were having such a nice 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:56.880 moment with each other. 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.360 Found this in the healthy Sorry? Did you just grunt 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.680 as you No? I didn't found this in a healthy granola, 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:09.679 so it's gonna be I don't know. Gross. What is it? Granola? Sola? 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.840 I've seen this in the store, sola, granola double chocolate. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.199 Looks like there's some pumpkin seeds in there. Do you 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:20.120 like my shirt? Eh? I hate Disney, I hate Happy 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.840 It's not true. I do like going to Disney. But 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.959 what a rocking pain in the ass. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:29.880 A rocking pain in the ass. All right, I'm done 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:32.680 with this conversation. I keep eating the cereal. I would 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.320 go with you one time. I know you and Danielle 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.679 go every Christmas time, or you go every year. No, 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.280 it's not about that. It's about you saying the phrase 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.040 rocking pain in the ass. 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:42.600 I don't know. I just pulled that one out of 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:44.640 my ass. I guess I have no idea, but I 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.760 don't know. We had a good time there. But you 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.560 can only go if you use one of those companies, 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:51.160 those VIP things, because it's just it's impossible to do 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.120 any time you go. Yeah, well, if you have a 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:58.120 bell jet. I did not like the way I opened 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:03.680 this package. I'm so sorry. Lose the sugar, keep the taste. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:04.080 Hold on. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.480 I have to tell something to other Scott who's listening, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:09.160 because he puts the reviews on, and also you because 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:10.800 you write down the reviews when you send it him. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.319 I'm giving peanutuater panda puffs, actually four balls in a 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:14.320 spoon Peanu pantuff. 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:15.839 Yeah, I'm giving them four balls in a spoon. You 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.600 boosted it? Yeah? Was that this episode? I don't even remember. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:23.480 All right, do you smell burnt toast? I need my 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:30.120 gin go down? Yeah? All right? You ready for this? Andrew? Well, 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:33.120 see it says it says lose the sugar, keep the taste, 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.040 and then there's a little asterisk, So what does that mean? 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.680 That can't be good? Contains three grams of sugar when 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:42.000 compared to average of twelve grams in a similar serving 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.920 of regular adult granola. Let's see what kind of silly 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:48.640 ingredients are in here, Tappy, Okay, sunflower seeds. You don't 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.960 like that, right, Andrew, Coconut, pumpkin seeds, sunflower oil, there's 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:55.240 your oil, chocolate chips. Look at that, flax meal, cocoa powder, 0:12:55.440 --> 0:13:00.120 natural flavor of sea salt, munk fruit, stevia, God bless America. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:03.760 Why why why why? I don't know, man, Now this 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.880 has to be the last ceruland's going to ruin my day. Well, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:08.480 you got a bull chat to look forward to you? 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.160 Oh yeah, it's my favorite time of day, my favorite 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.640 tend of the day. I just have to be a 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:17.600 negative Nancy. Cheer up. I'm very happy, are you? Yes? 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.000 Life is good, buddy, Then why don't you show it? 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.640 Feel a little chipper you Ready? 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.440 I saw our topics from a week or two ago 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.200 that you wanted to discuss, including horses. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:32.360 Horses in rare currency. It's gonna be a rip roaring 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:35.880 episode of bulsit already here. Well, it probably already aired, actually, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.120 so it's going to be weird that you said that. 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:41.400 Here we go one, two three. I don't get it. 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:46.040 I really don't have much to say. Yeah, right, it's okay. Yeah, 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.040 I don't taste the stevia this time. No, well, the 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:49.839 monk fruit. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.840 I don't hate it. Why don't I hate it? What's 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.120 going on? Why is everything happening? I'm scared. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:57.360 I mean toward the end it does his like cardboard. Yeah, 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.199 but it's not as terrible as I thought. I might 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:01.719 have to give this three I'm going to only give 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:04.440 it two balls. I still don't love it. It's there's 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.560 something weird about it. It is weird. I can't explain it, 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.760 but something is weird and off. I don't know what. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:15.600 Distributed by the Sola Company, Houston, Texas. You should never 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.600 ever give up the taste you love. With Sola's chef 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:22.560 created indulgent foods, you'll never have to Okay. I don't 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.080 think this is indulgent, Okay, and I don't see a 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.120 chef making this, but hey. 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:31.400 Every single bag there's a chef staying over, okay, crafting 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:32.040 it perfectly. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.840 This is a short episode, Andrew, how long? It's only 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:38.080 like fifteen minutes? Really? Yeah? How could we pad? Well? 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:39.880 I mean I could grab another box of cereal real 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:40.920 quick from the back, four. 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.480 Bowl, four boxes. That's a little much. Yeah, I have 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.520 a lunch after this. I mean not that I'm really 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.520 eating a fold. You never eat a spoon and you're 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.280 done unless it's well. I just got a sunflower seed 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.360 peanut butter panuffs. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.000 And then I will happily go back and have another spoonful. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:55.240 I wonder how the milk is in the peanut butter 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:59.800 Panauffs peanut buttery not. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.960 I know we've mentioned those. Yep, you eat the whole 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:04.720 thing every time. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:08.360 No, no, no, it depends if if cereal's good, I will gotcha. Hey, listen, 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.320 there's still tons of cereals we have not done. If 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.040 you find one and you'd like to send it to us, 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.840 we will still send you a serial killer's T shirt. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.360 We also have to get with the merch people because 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:20.400 we got to make that merch. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.840 Listen, people that are listening right now, you podcast listeners 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.800 and watchers, Do you want merch? I think so? Do 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:28.920 you want it? Let us know? Also, what would happen 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:29.440 if we did? 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:33.360 Like I know that there's like Patreon, but also Apple 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:34.880 just opened like a subscription piece. 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.800 I don't want to do that. I don't I don't. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.920 I don't. I don't want to ask people to pay 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:39.600 for this crap. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.600 But if we asked for only two or three dollars, no, 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:44.720 and we did live episodes with you guys, and I. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.600 Could see all the little listeners going up here we go, yep, 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.000 open my wallet up, I'm done, And then they're out. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.800 What a turn off? What are we gonna do? Extra cut? Here? 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:54.120 We'll send you a box of serial I mean, what 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:55.960 kind of extra cunt? What are you gonna do? What 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.120 are you gonna do? So as I was saying, we're 0:15:58.120 --> 0:15:59.600 giving them all this for free, what are they gonna 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:01.640 pay for? Circus Clown's coming through here? 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.000 I made no money. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.280 This podcast does nothing. Andy does nothing. Andy brings up 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:11.360 idea that's stupid. And here's why my old forty seven 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.600 year old time, I'm not forty seven. What does the 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.560 matter with you? Get with the times? Bruh? 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:20.880 If we offer live episodes, an additional Friday episode. 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.480 So hold on, so us doing this live, which they're 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.440 just listening to a recorded now but it was live? 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.000 Why would they pay for that? They're getting the exact 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:28.600 same content. 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:31.960 If we did, like a Serial Killers from our house, 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.560 But we both ate a whole thing of cereal and 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:36.880 listened and interacted with people on a chat. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.720 That would be fun. Okay. Remember we're supposed to go 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.280 to the Kellogg store and do it live from there, 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:42.360 and then they went out of business. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.480 Okay, so this is why you have to take matters 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.640 into your own hands. For the person who's like I 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.720 put out quality not quantity. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:48.760 That's right. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.520 I also don't know anything about anything, so I'm just 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:52.160 gonna sit here. 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.240 Oh I'm sure to podcast and be mad. I don't 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:57.040 know anything about anything. Okay, excuse me. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.800 I think I know my difference between genivial nails and posts. 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:01.200 You dumb inbecile. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:05.280 All right, let's go before this gets any deeper. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:09.240 Andrew, just another quick thing, two three bucks a month. 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:12.680 If we did a like promise two live episodes. 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:14.480 Promise you can promise things. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:17.800 Well again, hypothetical what if something comes up? 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:21.800 Okay, you said promise, because I'm saying, if we were 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.760 to do a subscription thing, would people sign up? If 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:26.840 you would? I'm going to make a poll on Twitter. 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.480 You'll always that, ever do it? You say many times 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:30.840 you said I'm gon to make a poll. I've never 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.280 seen a poll. Yeah, because you know what. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.960 Instead, I just say retweet this, and you know, remember 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:36.399 that one time that you said nobody knew how to 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:40.560 find bull chat. The listeners were getting angry and then 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:42.560