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Speaker 1: up dot up Episode two sixty one of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcasts. A podcast podcast. It's a podcast. Should we
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Speaker 1: I always tried to understand what people's fascination was because
Speaker 1: some people have the misophonia, which is where you start
Speaker 1: chewing and it bothers people so much they want to
Speaker 1: kill you. You know, that's an actual thing. We spoke
Speaker 1: about it on this podcast, right, But some people, I
Speaker 1: guess some are the scratching the listen. Yeah, I don't understand, man,
Speaker 1: there's some Yes, if you want to fall asleep, yeah
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Speaker 4: People in bed with your hot boyfriend not me. I
Speaker 4: was not there are well hot girlfriend and they'll just
Speaker 4: still late in bed and they'll just go, honey, you
Speaker 4: have a long day at work.
Speaker 1: No you. I always proct this. Yeah, oh baby, he
Speaker 1: looks so tired. Some people love it stroke your arm.
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Speaker 1: see what we're talking about. If you've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, a lot of people have But anyway,
Speaker 1: how was your week there, David Brody?
Speaker 4: Well, Uh, this past weekend was Father's Day and a
Speaker 4: lot of stories about my day. But the first off,
Speaker 4: we went to a diner, which I'll tell you about.
Speaker 4: Uh at some point we had uh just uh. I
Speaker 4: went with my wife and two of my daughters. One
Speaker 4: of my daughters wasn't feeling well, and then the four
Speaker 4: of us went to see the Broadway show rent but
Speaker 4: very far off Broadway, and I will talk to you
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 1: But over I had a very nice father, and the
Speaker 1: actors afford to pay their rent. I'll go bull. How
Speaker 1: far off was it?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Paper Mill Playhouse in Milbourne, New Jersey. It's very famously Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have I would say, almost normally almost Broadway level
Speaker 1: quality shows. Yeah, and we go there. We go there
Speaker 1: every once in a while.
Speaker 4: I will say a couple of things about this performance,
Speaker 4: if I might.
Speaker 1: Might interrupt you for a minute.
Speaker 4: Remember a couple of weeks ago I had said to
Speaker 4: you at the Taylor Swift show. When somebody's singing badly,
Speaker 4: you say, oh, hey, who sings that song?
Speaker 1: And they tell you who it is? You go good,
Speaker 1: Let's keep it that way, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: And you and we were complaining about people in the
Speaker 4: audience at the Tailor Swift show was singing and they
Speaker 4: couldn't sing and they were screeching, and it was a
Speaker 4: little bit much at some point.
Speaker 1: Yes, Now, when you go to a.
Speaker 4: Broadway show, have you been you've been to Broadway shows.
Speaker 4: I know you've been to one we want to talk
Speaker 4: about later because it looked amazing. But when you go
Speaker 4: to Broadway shows now, some of the theaters will say
Speaker 4: to you, hey, you know you may not have been
Speaker 4: here in many years because of COVID, and welcome back
Speaker 4: to Broadway. We're happy to have you. But if we
Speaker 4: can just go over some ground rules in case you've
Speaker 4: forgotten how to behave in a Broadway theater. They usually
Speaker 4: do that you can't stand up, you can't yell, you
Speaker 4: can't you can't shout, you got to turn your phone off, right,
Speaker 4: all those rules? Right, Well, I will say to you,
Speaker 4: they don't.
Speaker 1: Do that at the paper Mill Playhouse because it's not Broadway,
Speaker 1: and I guess they're not used to that. They usually
Speaker 1: give some speech about something. If you think about it,
Speaker 1: do they really have to remind people? I mean, these
Speaker 1: are basic human behaviors. You would think so. They do
Speaker 1: tell you to turn your phone off, which is very nice. Okay,
Speaker 1: but they don't tell you is that it's not the
Speaker 1: Rocky Horror Picture Show. You're not supposed to cheer and
Speaker 1: clap and sing and woot woot and hoop hoop and
Speaker 1: and and whip it up for the for the show.
Speaker 1: You could clap, but you're not supposed to like scream
Speaker 1: along with the people on the stage. Gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: I don't think they need to tell you that. I
Speaker 1: think that's understood. Oh no, because we went to see Rent,
Speaker 1: and when there was clapping or cheering, there were four
Speaker 1: or five girls to my left who were going, whooooooo.
Speaker 6: You go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got the impression that they were friends with the
Speaker 4: people in the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you scare you've never been.
Speaker 4: But when you go to like a dance competition or
Speaker 4: a gymnastics competition for kids like I have, yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: when you're when your friends are performing right there or your.
Speaker 1: School, you cheer for that. You cheer extra loudly. Yeah
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, because I know when you go see
Speaker 1: a play that's not in a high school auditorium, you
Speaker 1: are not supposed to cheer and whoop woop, woop boop
Speaker 1: boo boom. Well, yeah, the woo woods don't really bother
Speaker 1: me so much. I thought. I thought that they were
Speaker 1: getting out of the chairs and being disrespectful of talking
Speaker 1: back or reciting lines from the show. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: The kind of to me, that's bad behavior.
Speaker 4: So singing along, but again I'm not I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to be like, get off the guy.
Speaker 1: You can sing along in a show. But the screaming
Speaker 1: and the woo was not They wasn't even time right.
Speaker 1: It was very distracting. But one of the things, and
Speaker 1: you know this as a radio guy, scary. You got
Speaker 1: to check your levels right when we do.
Speaker 4: We used to do the morning show together when when
Speaker 4: you would run the board or Elvis would run the board.
Speaker 4: He's playing music under himself. Music's got to be a
Speaker 4: certain level, right of course. Right, If it's too low,
Speaker 4: you don't hear it, if it's too loud, you don't
Speaker 4: hear him.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 4: Well, the entire show, the music was at a nine
Speaker 4: and the microphones were an eight, so you could barely
Speaker 4: hear what they were saying. They were drowning, they were
Speaker 4: fighting each other, right, they were drowning out. And then
Speaker 4: when multiple people sang it was like, no idea, what.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brody, I don't know if you looked up at
Speaker 1: the science but they said paper Mill Playhouse. That didn't
Speaker 1: say Broadway. I mean, what do you expect one percent? Right?
Speaker 1: But here's the thing I don't want to expect. I
Speaker 1: love the paper Mill Playhouse. Ye want to do? They're
Speaker 1: operating on a different level a Shoe Streets budget, first
Speaker 1: of all. But I never had this problem before. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that. At the Rent show I went to,
Speaker 1: the music was like boom, and the microphones are like boom.
Speaker 4: Even your eleven point two million dollar sound system could
Speaker 4: not have helped the situation. I went to go see
Speaker 4: an off Broadway show last week. Did I tell you
Speaker 4: about the rock and roll Man? No, but it's on
Speaker 4: my list of things to say. It's about nineteen fifties DJ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a DJ from the He basically coined the
Speaker 1: term rock and roll. His name is Alan Freed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was from Cleveland, but he came to New York
Speaker 1: and he was on all the AM top forty radio stations.
Speaker 1: He was one of the subjects of American graffiti. I
Speaker 1: believe ten ten wins and WABC AM. So anyway, he
Speaker 1: basically he brought He also brought black acts and white
Speaker 1: acts together on stage. He was the first one to
Speaker 1: really do it and take it around the country on tour.
Speaker 1: The man changed, he literally changed. And he dared to
Speaker 1: play black artists, rick rhythmic artists and white artists like
Speaker 1: Jerry Lee Lewis and Buddy Holly on his radio show
Speaker 1: at night, and he would mix them together. But you know,
Speaker 1: there's always these conspiracies that you know, even though first
Speaker 1: of all he was so powerful he was the programmer
Speaker 1: of the radio station. He chose his own music. He
Speaker 1: was a music consultant to the record labels, which is
Speaker 1: illegal because that's payola where you're getting, you know, that's
Speaker 1: where the pain came from. Yes, and then he was
Speaker 1: also the concert promoter. So the guy was like on
Speaker 1: the take, and he had he had way too much power. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: there was no checks and balances take spoiler alert. He
Speaker 1: took a lot of money to play records. Well he did.
Speaker 1: But the thing is the government got him for that.
Speaker 1: But they he would tell you, as he claimed till
Speaker 1: the very end, that they just wanted him out of
Speaker 1: the business because it was a conspiracy, conspiracy that they
Speaker 1: didn't want him on the radio mixing as to good
Speaker 1: desegregating the audience. He wanted to the audience. They say
Speaker 1: at that time in the fifties, the government allegedly wanted,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, the separation, the segregation of music
Speaker 1: and dance, you know. And he had a TV show.
Speaker 1: He was the original Dick Clark American Bandstand on ABC
Speaker 1: and on television. He brought Frankie Lymon and the teenagers
Speaker 1: on a rhythmic black Antools fall in Love? Why do
Speaker 1: Fools Fall? They were performing it on of Love, I
Speaker 1: think on his TV show. They were performing it and
Speaker 1: then Frankie Lyman grabbed a woman from the audience or
Speaker 1: whoever it was a white woman, a white woman, oh sorry,
Speaker 1: and kissed her on camera, and then they cut to
Speaker 1: commercial because like, oh my god, we can't have an
Speaker 1: interracial kiss. What's going on. It's nineteen fifty seven, whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Well, guess what. Dick Clark took over after
Speaker 1: that and called it. They renamed it American Bandstand and
Speaker 1: they went back to the Vanilla Lily White show that
Speaker 1: it was. I'll tell you Rock and roll man if
Speaker 1: you have a chance, if you're in New York to
Speaker 1: see it, because it's well, I'm you know, I'm invested
Speaker 1: in it because I'm a radio man. But no, it's
Speaker 1: on my list.
Speaker 4: In fact, as soon as it was announced, my wife
Speaker 4: texted me from working.
Speaker 1: She said, we gotta go see the show.
Speaker 3: I know you go.
Speaker 1: Don't want to see it?
Speaker 4: I'm I know Alan Freed very well. I just I
Speaker 4: love I love when famous people claim conspiracy when they're
Speaker 4: just guilty, and then.
Speaker 1: The people on out to get him. He was there
Speaker 1: were people though, around surrounding and change the fact that
Speaker 1: you're a criminal just because there are people who don't
Speaker 1: like you. He claims he was never on the tep you.
Speaker 1: He claimed he was a music consultant for these record
Speaker 1: labels for artists and so that's how he got by it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, yeah, it's a good show. Though. Now,
Speaker 1: while we're talking about Broadway, why don't you please explain
Speaker 1: to me, Oh, here's what I saw on your social media.
Speaker 1: You went to a show last night or night before,
Speaker 1: whenever it was, it was last night, and it looked
Speaker 1: like you were in the old was it Studio fifty four?
Speaker 1: What was the club that used to have like all
Speaker 1: the balconies on the sides the Palladium, the Palladium. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looked like the Palladium. So I said, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: that doesn't look right. You said you were going to
Speaker 1: a Broadway show. I was, but it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a play. Whatever you were.
Speaker 4: We had a center centerisle like a dance floor, and
Speaker 4: then like balconies on both sides, and it looked nothing
Speaker 4: like a Broadway show theater and it was like laser
Speaker 4: lights and neon and so what the hell did you
Speaker 4: go see a circus?
Speaker 1: Well again, another show you should see is called Here
Speaker 1: Lies Love and it's basically okay. So so when you go,
Speaker 1: it's an old, old, old Broadway theater, no doubt. But
Speaker 1: what they did was they shelled it out and they
Speaker 1: they and they made a theater within a theater. So
Speaker 1: when you were on when you go into this theater,
Speaker 1: you're walking into that that that club like atmosphere with
Speaker 1: laser lights and everything. Their seats off the floor. But
Speaker 1: they didn't, they didn't. They were behind these walls so
Speaker 1: that they.
Speaker 4: Were like their Instagram actually says, we took these the
Speaker 4: seats off.
Speaker 1: The middle of the floor. Oh yeah, yeah, to create
Speaker 1: the aisle. The floor seats are all the orchestra is
Speaker 1: all gone. I don't know what the hell they did
Speaker 1: with them. Yeah, so it's now just a floor and
Speaker 1: they have these Broadway and they have these these stage
Speaker 1: the stage which actually moves. So it's the music of
Speaker 1: David Byrne from Talking Heads and Fat Boys Slim. They
Speaker 1: did the music together and they just created this immersive,
Speaker 1: immersive show where the actors are on stage, they're in
Speaker 1: the crowd, they're up in the rafters, they're off to
Speaker 1: the sides, and they're doing the show all around you.
Speaker 1: It's three sixty and for the people on the floor,
Speaker 1: the added bonus of standing room only, you move with
Speaker 1: the stage. So all of a sudden, at certain points,
Speaker 1: the stage is rotating, the catwalk is rotating. New catwalks
Speaker 1: are forming, and you're on the catwalk. No, I was
Speaker 1: standing beside it. And what I'm saying is you know
Speaker 1: that you know that theos for the catwalk, you know,
Speaker 1: the people with the glow sticks with the plane, they
Speaker 1: the plane globsticklo. So they're leading you, Hey, go this
Speaker 1: way because the stage is moving, So you're walking and
Speaker 1: being corralled like cattle all around for the entire two hours.
Speaker 1: What a great show, And basically it was about a
Speaker 1: topic I never knew, the life of Emelda Marcos, the
Speaker 1: first lady from the Philippines who went from poverty to
Speaker 1: first lady and then forgot about her country, left it
Speaker 1: in shambles while she was outliving the good life in
Speaker 1: New York and Paris and visiting everywhere. Don't you remember,
Speaker 1: Meldon Marcos. The closet of shoes, closet shoes, Yeah, thousands
Speaker 1: of shoes that she owned. Yeah. So, anyway, this woman now,
Speaker 1: so she then was her it was her fall, It
Speaker 1: was her rise to power, then her fall, and then
Speaker 1: she had to flee the country in the eighties. Do
Speaker 1: you know she's still alive. She's ninety three years old. Okay,
Speaker 1: was she there? I said that. I said to my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: I said, you think Emelda's going to come and see
Speaker 1: the show? A show that pretty much disgraces her and Moxer.
Speaker 1: But how crazy would it be good to like show
Speaker 1: up at that thing at ninety three years old to
Speaker 1: see a show that pretty much makes you the villain?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna uh, I'll go see it.
Speaker 1: Just get me tickets. Thanks appreciate it. Those are two
Speaker 1: great shows to see if you're in New York City.
Speaker 1: I want to see the Thanksgiving Show. The hell is that?
Speaker 1: Look it up?
Speaker 4: I think it's the Thanksgiving Day Show or Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 4: It's a comedy that makes fun of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough? And yeah, there's one about there's those
Speaker 1: about one about the making of Jaws. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: shark is broken. The shark is broken. I want to
Speaker 1: see that one too. This is one of the greatest
Speaker 1: movies of all time. Had a robotic shark. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the shark was broken most of the movie, so you
Speaker 1: don't see the shark until the very end of the film,
Speaker 1: mostly because it didn't work. Now, how do they get
Speaker 1: a pack? How do they get a play out of that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: How do they get entire.
Speaker 4: Because it's the story of so Steven Spielberg had to
Speaker 4: rewrite the script for Jaws, and it came out more
Speaker 4: scary because you don't see the shark, but you see
Speaker 4: things that make you think of the shark, and it's
Speaker 4: more terrifying that you're like, is it gonna come up?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: And it ended up a more scary movie because you
Speaker 4: don't see the shark than what he had anticipated what
Speaker 4: he wanted to do, so is about it worked out
Speaker 4: very well, but in his original screenplay was much more
Speaker 4: shark and the water, and the sea water kept rusting
Speaker 4: the motor and the parts so that it didn't.
Speaker 1: Work most of the time. That's crazy. Jaws one of
Speaker 1: the greatest films of all time. Well, all I'll say
Speaker 1: that on that is Broadway is roaring back. There's so
Speaker 1: many shows to see, and I think that this was
Speaker 1: like the on your market set go out of COVID.
Speaker 1: So now everything's opening and there's so much going on.
Speaker 1: So if you're in New York City, Times Square, whatever,
Speaker 1: go there, go to the Broadway, go to the theater district,
Speaker 1: and you know you can get tickets to the last
Speaker 1: minute to these shows. This is not an ad, by
Speaker 1: the way, but you can go last minute and probably
Speaker 1: get into something for a very good price. Are you
Speaker 1: saying that you are it's not a sponsor. Not a sponsor, Okay, okay, because.
Speaker 4: I would hate to think that you're promoting something that
Speaker 4: you were a sponsor for.
Speaker 1: No, you're gonna have to make it hit the gin.
Speaker 1: Would I ever do that you would not this time.
Speaker 5: The Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: Man, when did we become such Broadway buffs?
Speaker 4: I let me tell you something this past year, having
Speaker 4: not working where I can go out to Broadway shows
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 1: I've talked about this. My wife and I go all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 4: So this year we watched the Tonys and we saw
Speaker 4: almost every nominated play and almost everyone we saw they
Speaker 4: won for something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me ask you this, speaking of not working
Speaker 1: first close to a year. Yeah, what's your take on life?
Speaker 1: I mean, I live, Okay, if I'm being honest, I
Speaker 1: don't know any other life than getting up at four
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, working mornings, not understanding what traffic,
Speaker 1: commuting traffic is like, and then and then going to
Speaker 1: bed early and every night to school night unless it's
Speaker 1: the weekend, of course, because I get my partying in,
Speaker 1: but not like you know. So, I guess my question
Speaker 1: to you is, because I've never known that you hadn't
Speaker 1: known that for a long time. How do things change now?
Speaker 1: And what are you noticing and what kinds of new
Speaker 1: different things are you doing that you know that you'd
Speaker 1: like to share with the slices?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, let me say that had I left the
Speaker 4: show for the pandemic, my perspective on your question would
Speaker 4: be much different. But because we worked from home for
Speaker 4: two years, where you know, I sat on the couch
Speaker 4: for four hours with you guys on the show, did
Speaker 4: the show, did my job during the show, and then
Speaker 4: the minute the show was over, I was on my
Speaker 4: couch again. I was home right where I could get
Speaker 4: up at like ten to six of a quarter to
Speaker 4: six right and get ready for the show. So I'm
Speaker 4: only four hours different then I was when I was
Speaker 4: on the show during the pandemic. Yeah, so I would
Speaker 4: say that helped me adjust to this life. But not
Speaker 4: having to wake up at all, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Like right now, you're right now.
Speaker 1: You you don't have a job at the moment, so
Speaker 1: you doesn't matter what time you wake up unless you
Speaker 1: have an appointment. But that aside, Look, what's that like
Speaker 1: every day?
Speaker 4: So you know that feeling on Friday where you worked
Speaker 4: in the morning, so you're tired. So if you go
Speaker 4: out on Friday, you're tired because you got up early
Speaker 4: morning on Friday, and you know that feeling on Sunday
Speaker 4: where you get up late, but you're stressed because you
Speaker 4: gotta go to work the next day, so you go
Speaker 4: to bed early on Sunday. Yeah, so one day a
Speaker 4: week you have that sleep late, stay up late Saturday
Speaker 4: night that one day and it's awesome, right, You're like, well, Saturday,
Speaker 4: I got nothing of no no work in the morning,
Speaker 4: no work tomorrow. And then sometimes it's a holiday on Monday,
Speaker 4: so your Sunday is like whoa, yeah weekend. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: get that every day.
Speaker 1: Every day. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now I have to look at my phone sometimes to
Speaker 4: see what day of the week it is because I
Speaker 4: have no schedule.
Speaker 1: What different things have you been doing that you would
Speaker 1: not have that you hadn't done or couldn't have done
Speaker 1: when you were working mornings.
Speaker 4: Well, I told you I go to dinner more often
Speaker 4: during the week I have not in the city. Now,
Speaker 4: notice that I can head into the city and have
Speaker 4: dinner during the week. Now, if we go to Broadway
Speaker 4: show on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday, I don't have
Speaker 4: to worry about getting to bed because I'm not staying
Speaker 4: up every night writing. So not to get too technical,
Speaker 4: but if you listen to Ze one hundred in New
Speaker 4: York up until well, I don't know if you still
Speaker 4: do it. When I was there, there were two times
Speaker 4: a show where Elvis would do a live break but
Speaker 4: only for New York, and it was just about New
Speaker 4: York stuff, new York crime, sports, weather, interesting stories, and
Speaker 4: I would have to step every night and write those.
Speaker 4: So every night i'd have to before I went to bed,
Speaker 4: I had to write a bunch of stuff so that
Speaker 4: allays had stuff to talk about. I don't have to
Speaker 4: stress about that anymore. I go out, I don't have to,
Speaker 4: like I gotta get home and write.
Speaker 1: The local breaks.
Speaker 7: You don't.
Speaker 4: You don't have homework. I don't have homework. I have
Speaker 4: homework every night. My kids like, you don't have homework.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have homework. So I've done a lot
Speaker 4: more car trips. I want to drive to Philly, drive
Speaker 4: the Philly during the week. I drove to New Haven
Speaker 4: a couple of times. Oh, I did go back to
Speaker 4: New Haven. I got to talk about that at some point.
Speaker 4: So you know, I just I get stuff done good.
Speaker 4: I fix more stuff around the house. Uh, selling a
Speaker 4: lot more stuff on eBay.
Speaker 1: You get into more arguments, You get into more arguments
Speaker 1: with people online, you have more time to fuck around.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't. I don't. I'm not online anymore
Speaker 1: than I was. Okay, no, you know, you don't find
Speaker 1: yourself in the middle of more uh more action, more
Speaker 1: more things. Now you know what I don't know. I
Speaker 1: I watch more television. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 4: And with the writer's strike gets killing me because I
Speaker 4: don't have any late night talk shows to watch. So
Speaker 4: that's that's like, oh what do I do? So what
Speaker 4: I'm doing is I'm streaming movies I never would have
Speaker 4: watched before. I'm streaming, like I keep googling, like what's
Speaker 4: the best murder mystery streaming right now? And I keep
Speaker 4: watching murder mysteries and thrillers and and stuff that I
Speaker 4: didn't have time for. Yeah, a lot of that, A
Speaker 4: lot of that, A lot of seeing friends I haven't
Speaker 4: seen in a while.
Speaker 1: There you go catching California. Yeah, mind was in California.
Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, you want to go out to dinner
Speaker 1: with so and so and so and so. What night?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: How about Tuesday? I'm like sure, Whereas normally I'd be like,
Speaker 4: I can't if we go to dinner A five maybe six.
Speaker 4: There's too much to go out during the week with.
Speaker 4: I had to work, I had to go home and
Speaker 4: do homework.
Speaker 1: So you know, it's just really, it's just it's I'm relaxed.
Speaker 1: I can tell you're a different David Brody Well, with
Speaker 1: the exception of getting into arguments and fights with customer
Speaker 1: service when the people Nope, who are you, I don't know,
Speaker 1: complain about on the podcast. Yeah, you know, I realized
Speaker 1: that I'm like, you know what, I'm like, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: starting to like think about hmm me. No, well, I
Speaker 1: always think about you, you know, I do you. You're
Speaker 1: my dreams every night. But we're trying. Here's here's how
Speaker 1: do I put this. Okay, I'm gonna be fifty next year, right,
Speaker 1: so I'm thinking like.
Speaker 4: Counting the days by the way, I got I gotta
Speaker 4: countdown clock in my kitchen.
Speaker 1: Why are you so concerned? I'll tell you why. Slices
Speaker 1: You guys, remember you're listening for a while. When I
Speaker 1: turned forty, Scary gave me shit and.
Speaker 4: I said, you know, at Scary, I'm gonna keep working
Speaker 4: at this morning show. I must stay live long enough
Speaker 4: till you hit forty. And then when you hit forty.
Speaker 4: I was rasing you, and Elvis said to me in
Speaker 4: the studio, why are rasing scary about being forty? You're
Speaker 4: over forty, And I said, because he gave me shit
Speaker 4: when I turned forty. Then when I turned fifty, scary,
Speaker 4: you gave me shit. And I said, scary, why do
Speaker 4: you turn fifty. I'm gonna live long enough till you
Speaker 4: turn fifty, so I'm gonna gonna murder you.
Speaker 1: When you turn sixty next year. I'll give you a
Speaker 1: shit for that. Ah, you're a dick. I'm not sixty.
Speaker 1: Nice try say you're waiting for me to fifty. But
Speaker 1: I just feel that, like, well, wait a second. Now
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the hill. I'm like, I'm now I'm
Speaker 1: now coming down the other side of the hill, because
Speaker 1: it's over the hill, fifties over the hill, not over
Speaker 1: the hill, but like halfway through. If you picture a
Speaker 1: hill halfway a symmetrical hill, not not in the word,
Speaker 1: not in the phrase, in the figurative over the hill.
Speaker 1: But if I've got to live, I definitely have lived
Speaker 1: more than half my life now, right, you don't know
Speaker 1: that you could live to one hundred, all right, So
Speaker 1: maybe I'm at the halfway point. Isn't that a good
Speaker 1: time to stop an assess. I mean, I'm wondering now,
Speaker 1: but so now should I though? What? What?
Speaker 4: But the way I eat, you're not the healthiest to
Speaker 4: live to one hundred, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there are more than halfway one hundred. This
Speaker 1: is not gonna exacerbate my point. Doesn't that mean now
Speaker 1: I should start like worrying about Wait a second, should
Speaker 1: I start traveling more? Shouldn't I get go places? Shouldn't
Speaker 1: I think about going to different continents, going to Asia?
Speaker 1: And I mean, like, what's going on? And I've always
Speaker 1: wanted to go to Japan. I've never been, so I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like now the time is now.
Speaker 1: Now It's like, do as much as you can. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be so cerebral and so introspective
Speaker 1: and so so serious, I know, because I can't. We're
Speaker 1: taking this down this lane right now. We're blowing off
Speaker 1: everything that we had planned.
Speaker 4: But I went on two cruises earlier in the year
Speaker 4: because I have the time, but also because you know,
Speaker 4: so my wife and I have talked about going to
Speaker 4: a Greece, a cruise through Greece, you know, stuff on
Speaker 4: our list that we have time for.
Speaker 1: Right, so I will see what happens. So my point
Speaker 1: is I've started to like look at a calendar. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I need to like load my calendar up with shit.
Speaker 1: I like, whatever it is, it could be something as
Speaker 1: stupid as let's go to Williamsburg and try all those
Speaker 1: those five new pizza shops that showed up.
Speaker 4: You know, right, but you're on vacation next week and
Speaker 4: you're going to a place you've already been to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I have been. But you know something,
Speaker 1: we go to different. There's experiences two hours away. Like
Speaker 1: last time we went, we went two hours away to
Speaker 1: a Nash park where there was monkeys. Totally get that. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: so America is different two hours away. I get that.
Speaker 1: But my friends were actually my friends want to go
Speaker 1: Zipp going to come go to Costa Rica for a
Speaker 1: couple of days. My friends, you want to go to
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that every city. I'm not saying every
Speaker 1: city in Costa Rica is the same. I'm not.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is you're on vacation, you going to
Speaker 4: co That's great, But you just said you want to
Speaker 4: go to Japan.
Speaker 1: Right. Have you been to Australia? No, I want to
Speaker 1: go to Philippines. I want to go there too. Have
Speaker 1: you been to China? No? None of Russia? No? Right? Okay,
Speaker 1: Pop Popua, New Guinea, none of it?
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: No, you've been to South Korea, Abu Dhabi, r There's
Speaker 1: a lot of great places all over the world you
Speaker 1: haven't been to, and you keep going back to Aruba
Speaker 1: and Costa Rica and Miami and the Bahamas. Beautiful places. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's different experiences. So like so now my friend's
Speaker 1: not getting the Japan. So my buddy Bart is a
Speaker 1: big fisher, fish fisher, hold on slices. Have any of
Speaker 1: us ever heard of Bart? None of us have heard
Speaker 1: of Bart, Bartjetski, Brian Taul, Darren Bart his name. He's
Speaker 1: less but less your black friend. That's what you guys know.
Speaker 1: Bart is my insurance guy, and I know that it's
Speaker 1: twenty years barked the insurance guy. Bart's the best Bart
Speaker 1: and I have been French insurance. We used to hang
Speaker 1: out at the Madison when he lived in Hoboken, but
Speaker 1: he moved away. But anyway, when you go on vacation
Speaker 1: with brought you the podcast friend. Wait a second. So
Speaker 1: Bart Bart likes to go boating and fishing, so he's like,
Speaker 1: Bart likes to go boating, so he's a art likes
Speaker 1: So he's like, can we japanas islands? Right?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: So he goes to me, Hey, you know, Costa Rica
Speaker 1: is like number one in the world for fishing. I said,
Speaker 1: I know. They have fishing competitions, especially there submersible, submissible,
Speaker 1: submersible submersible. Yeah, what are you trying to say? You
Speaker 1: want me to you don't want me to come back
Speaker 1: and they're not safe. I wouldn't that's not my thrid.
Speaker 1: But he's like, he said to me, let's go fishing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm not a fisherman. And then thing's
Speaker 1: scary's never done for five hundred please, No, that's exactly it.
Speaker 1: So he's like, come on, he goes, we'll go out.
Speaker 1: He goes, he goes, they got the best fishing in
Speaker 1: the world in Costa Rica. So now he's opening my
Speaker 1: mind to that. Do I waste and I call it waste?
Speaker 1: But do I spend an entire afternoon in a boat fishing?
Speaker 1: Do you know how to whistle? And because that's half
Speaker 1: a fishing You sit there, you go. I'm sure some
Speaker 1: people listening like to go fishing, and you're insulting them
Speaker 1: right now. No, no, no, I'm saying you a real
Speaker 1: fisher a real fisherman or fisherwoman or lady fishermen. Uh,
Speaker 1: they fish, they're active. They had to work the rod
Speaker 1: and the lures, and some of them I know how
Speaker 1: to work the rod. Yeah, you're gonna sit in the
Speaker 1: boat and whistle that. That's all not fisherman you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's probably not a fish and they're not to
Speaker 1: cast the line and yeah, it means to throw it
Speaker 1: into the into the ocean with the hook and the
Speaker 1: and the and the uh chum on it and the
Speaker 1: chum chum isn't chum the bait. It's the bait. That's
Speaker 1: the stuff you scoop overboard and the track sharks and
Speaker 1: John's Yeah. Well well anyway, so also said my buddy
Speaker 1: Indian Matt. Indian Matt wants to go zipline. Matt wants
Speaker 1: to go ziplining. But I look, I googled it and
Speaker 1: some of the only zip line they have in Costa
Speaker 1: Rica is where you have to hook your own line
Speaker 1: where you go up all the way at the top,
Speaker 1: and then you actually have to take the actual hook
Speaker 1: and put it on the actual rail yourself and get
Speaker 1: it in the track and then go to the next one.
Speaker 1: Then you get to the next landing, and then you
Speaker 1: got to do it again. You got to unhook yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm not dude, do you can you see me doing that? No,
Speaker 1: not properly. I'll kill myself. I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: cannot go ziplining.
Speaker 4: I keep on the I have a question on behalf
Speaker 4: of the slices so far on the trip is insurance.
Speaker 1: Part right in the Indian Matt? Yeah, black less no
Speaker 1: less than coming. No. No, so that while you brought
Speaker 1: in the Indian Matt about two hours ago before we
Speaker 1: start this podcast, that you have to bring one of colors.
Speaker 1: Just keep Bryan joined on. He's com okay. He saw that.
Speaker 1: He took one look at the weather in New York
Speaker 1: this weekend and he's like, yeah, okay, hit by the way,
Speaker 1: jets key. Brian owns the jet skis. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: have much of a business this weekend because he's gonna
Speaker 1: have to cancel his tours because he's just he's coming up.
Speaker 1: My question here Okay, so you've got let me insurance,
Speaker 1: Bart jet ski, Matt's jet skid. No sex on the way.
Speaker 1: Dave is in Puerto Rico. He was gonna come Matt.
Speaker 1: Indian Matt's going because black less isn't right. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that's why you invited him. You tell and so what
Speaker 1: do they call you? You must have a nickname?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just Scary Jones and he scary. No, you
Speaker 1: can't go about your radio name. That's what they called me.
Speaker 1: They know me my radio name. Okay, So why is
Speaker 1: Matt Indian Matt?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because he because we've because we know two Matts,
Speaker 1: and he's the Indian one. So that's the white one, right,
Speaker 1: So he's Indian Matt. Why is that funny to you?
Speaker 1: Why is it funny? Why didn't you call the other
Speaker 1: guy white Matt and Indian Matt just Matt? Why did Matt?
Speaker 1: Because he and Matt lose out on being mad Because
Speaker 1: I met white Matt first, So white Matt plus you
Speaker 1: did well. No I knew if I knew Indian Matt first,
Speaker 1: he would be mad you. No, no, no, no, Indian Matt.
Speaker 1: If I knew Matt, if I can offer you to
Speaker 1: ma man him. Yeah, he's very dark. But you know,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, so you're a man him. No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't listen to me. If I knew, if I
Speaker 1: knew Indian Matt first, he would just be Matt. Okay.
Speaker 1: And then if I met White Matt after that, then
Speaker 1: Indian Matt wouldn't become Indian Matt. He's still he would
Speaker 1: still be mad. And then then white Matt would have
Speaker 1: the name because because white Matt would be the differential,
Speaker 1: because it's the offshoot, it's the second one. The second
Speaker 1: one gets the adjective. You can just call him milk.
Speaker 1: You don't have to call him white milk. He'd be
Speaker 1: white Matt. But in this case, I know Matt white
Speaker 1: Matt first, so he's just mad. Okay. Let's say, let's
Speaker 1: say you're not a racist Indian. If you knew Indian
Speaker 1: Matt first, and you just called Indian Matt Matt, where's
Speaker 1: this going, by the way, would you call would you
Speaker 1: call second Matt like not Indian Matt? If I knew
Speaker 1: what do you mean? If I knew Matt set of
Speaker 1: white Matt, you could call him not Indian Matt because
Speaker 1: he's Matt. But he's not Indian. No, No, that's not
Speaker 1: how okay. And if if Brian didn't own jet skis,
Speaker 1: would he be white Brian? He just be Brian. What
Speaker 1: about sex on the because I know Brian's I know,
Speaker 1: I know toilet Brian. We know toilet Brian. He falls
Speaker 1: asleep on the toilet, the guy who falls asleep in
Speaker 1: a toilet. So so to differentiate between my friends, if
Speaker 1: ever I say Brian, sometimes they think of toilet Brian.
Speaker 1: So why couldn't you call Matt. What's Matt's last initial?
Speaker 1: Uh e E? So why couldn't you call Matt e
Speaker 1: or Matty? Mattie Mattie? Call Matt? I mean, does he
Speaker 1: know he's Indian matters? That's just when he's not around.
Speaker 1: And by the way, all the Anthonys go by their
Speaker 1: last names, a lot of them. So so that's why
Speaker 1: I'm scary. And then Anthony Falco is Falco. It's I'll
Speaker 1: going scary. That's his white is white Matt going on
Speaker 1: the trip? No, so why can't you just call Indian
Speaker 1: Matt Matt? He'll be doing In fact, white Matt. Indian
Speaker 1: Matt doesn't know white Matt. They don't know each other.
Speaker 1: They don't cross path. You wonder why you call him
Speaker 1: Indian Matt. No, because he knows that we the group
Speaker 1: of us, know another Matt that's not him. Right, But
Speaker 1: when you go, like on this trip, white Matt's not
Speaker 1: going to be there, No, So why don't you just
Speaker 1: why don't you just call him Matt? And I do
Speaker 1: the only Matt? Yeah, yeah, yeah, on that trip he's Matt.
Speaker 1: Really Okay, Let's say Matt goes to the bathroom and
Speaker 1: you and jet Ski Bryant are talking. Do you say
Speaker 1: where's Matt? Or do you say hey, win the Indian
Speaker 1: Matt go No, we say where's Matt? Because white Matt
Speaker 1: is not part of the equation. But if Matt showed
Speaker 1: up Indian Matt's fucked, then he becomes Matt. He becomes
Speaker 1: Indian Matt. What's so funny? We have we have nicknames
Speaker 1: for all our friends. But that's not a nickname. Sure
Speaker 1: it is. It's a name that doesn't he wasn't born with.
Speaker 1: It's a nick Let's say Spruce was on vacation with you,
Speaker 1: but you knew another Spruce and the other that called
Speaker 1: him black Spruce. You're trained and set me up for racism. Here,
Speaker 1: and there's no racist there's not a racist Poe in
Speaker 1: my body, no, none whatsoever. No, I'm just asking and
Speaker 1: verdie Okay. Following up our conversation before the commerce, we
Speaker 1: had to wipe the slate clean because I felt filthy
Speaker 1: you were making me feel. If sex on the way
Speaker 1: Dave went on a trip with me, you me and
Speaker 1: sex on the way on the way Dave, Am I
Speaker 1: just David because you knew me first? Or am I
Speaker 1: no sex ever? Or no sex on the way Dave?
Speaker 1: If he's sex on the way Dave, Am I just David?
Speaker 1: Or am I knew you? You knew me first? You're brody,
Speaker 1: so I call you by your last name. You're always brody.
Speaker 1: You're not David. You never were David to me. But
Speaker 1: if you were David, No, I was David when I
Speaker 1: first met you. You didn't call me by my last name. First.
Speaker 1: The first persons, okay, the first person with that name
Speaker 1: takes the regular name, Okay. Anyone thereafter has to be
Speaker 1: described in some other way to differentiate them from the
Speaker 1: original the og. Okay.
Speaker 4: If you met another Brian, a third Brian, you have
Speaker 4: to give him a name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would, we would, Yeah, that's how that works.
Speaker 1: Now what if you mean see we have this problem.
Speaker 1: You don't have this problem because you don't have any friends.
Speaker 6: So you're you're lucky.
Speaker 1: You know you're lucky. You know one Jeff, let alone two.
Speaker 1: That's how many checks I want to be friends with.
Speaker 1: Listen to me.
Speaker 4: Let's say you've got white Matt and Indian Matt. Okay,
Speaker 4: let's say you become friends at the radio station, at something.
Speaker 4: You become friends with another Matt who's Indian. You can't
Speaker 4: call him Indian Matt. No, you call him Indian Matt too?
Speaker 1: No? What does he do for a living? But why okay,
Speaker 1: why couldn't you call Indian Matt by his job? Because
Speaker 1: he's an architect? So what architect Matt? Uh? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we didn't know what he did Matt. We didn't know
Speaker 1: sketch Matt. We didn't know what he did for a
Speaker 1: living for several years. Oh, you just knew he was Indian.
Speaker 1: That's all you had to know about Brian. I don't
Speaker 1: know he's Matt, he's Indian. I can't he's Indian Matt.
Speaker 1: I can't be the only one that has friends with nicknames.
Speaker 1: Listen to everyone, I want the slices to call in. Okay,
Speaker 1: every one of your friends you named after that job,
Speaker 1: except tall Darren, who's tall Tall. It's it's a trade,
Speaker 1: it's a feature. Yes, it's a feature. So because we
Speaker 1: knew Darren Feffer at the radio stage, so I knew
Speaker 1: tall Darren. I also know Darren who owns the bar,
Speaker 1: Darren the other Darren who owns one of the bars,
Speaker 1: and so so toll Darren is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, jetski Brian. You could have called him not
Speaker 4: his job. You could have called him white guy Brian.
Speaker 4: Two toilet Brian is toilet Brian. So jetski Brian could
Speaker 4: have just been Brian. No, toilet Brian was originally Brian.
Speaker 4: You named him toilet Brian.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, I did. Yeah, well because you said
Speaker 1: the one always fell asleep on the toilets all the time.
Speaker 1: Is this is this burned? Are we beating this horse?
Speaker 1: Is this? I'm said, that's okay, I have fine. I
Speaker 1: just I just didn't think we were going to take
Speaker 1: this kind of a turn. Some morning show would say
Speaker 1: that's the best of okay, tremendous, all right, oh god, okay,
Speaker 1: we have to can we get Indian Matt on the phone.
Speaker 1: I'll call him right now. Yes, let's get him on
Speaker 1: the Oh my god, this has gone on way too long.
Speaker 1: I got questions. No, I think the slices would like
Speaker 1: to know how Indian Matt feels about Indiana. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll go quickly though. Hold on, Scary Matt. Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up you? Listen you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: My buddy David Brody is here. Say how to David
Speaker 1: Brody real quick?
Speaker 6: Hey, Hey Matt, Hey, David, Hey, how are you. How's
Speaker 6: it going?
Speaker 3: Can't wait to meet you?
Speaker 4: So hey, likewise, I meet you as well. You know
Speaker 4: you're one of the few scariest friends I haven't met. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So listen, we were just I just said, he goes,
Speaker 4: what are you doing? And I said, oh, I'm going
Speaker 4: on our trip and my boy, Indian Matt is coming.
Speaker 4: So so brode So he turned into a ten minute conversation.
Speaker 1: About Indian Matt and why wire I call him Indian
Speaker 1: Matt And I said, because I know another Matt who's
Speaker 1: white and so anyway, so Brody Brody has a question
Speaker 1: or two forget I got questions. So Matt, Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: the only Mat I know, so I'm calling you Matt.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing.
Speaker 6: Okay, good.
Speaker 4: So Scary has a lot of friends. He's got jet Ski,
Speaker 4: Brian Tall down in toilet, Brian uh Sex on the way,
Speaker 4: Dave uh Falco. He's got all these guys with nicknames
Speaker 4: and last names, right, a lot of them. Their nicknames
Speaker 4: are based on their jobs, like jet Ski, Briant. So
Speaker 4: I said, why why are you calling him Indian Matt?
Speaker 4: He said, well, he's the second Matt I met. I go,
Speaker 4: I you could have called him Matt e. You have
Speaker 4: to call him Indian Matt. So, first of all, yeah,
Speaker 4: you cool with Indian Matt.
Speaker 2: I am, I'm as cool as a cucumbers four seconds.
Speaker 4: You took four seconds stance to Second of all, I
Speaker 4: said to him, So, I said, what if you met
Speaker 4: another Indian guy named Matt that he couldn't be Indian Matt.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, then we didn't name him after his job.
Speaker 1: I go, then why didn't you name Indian Matt after
Speaker 1: his job architect Matt? He said, It's not the way
Speaker 1: we do it. I didn't know what he did for
Speaker 1: a living when I met him. I go, what he does?
Speaker 1: I said, So the only thing you know about Matt
Speaker 1: when you became friends with him is that he's Indian.
Speaker 1: That's your That's all he knew about That's it. That's it.
Speaker 2: And you'll get to know a lot more about me
Speaker 2: that even.
Speaker 6: Scary doesn't know. I have multiple jobs. That's the real
Speaker 6: reason I can't give you a profession.
Speaker 1: That's right, Thank you, Matt. In fact, in fact, while
Speaker 1: you're here, tell them where you are right now, Matt.
Speaker 1: And one of the businesses, if people want to come
Speaker 1: meet you, where you should go?
Speaker 6: What a great Mexican cuisine?
Speaker 2: One oh four fourteenth Street for the best Mexican food
Speaker 2: in New.
Speaker 1: Jersey, Hoboken, New Jersey. He owns a Mexican restaurant Boom Okay,
Speaker 1: so he could have been Mexican Matt. It would have
Speaker 1: made total sense. It's been hilarious.
Speaker 2: Listen, you could call me whatever you want, as long
Speaker 2: as you give the restaurant business.
Speaker 6: You're my best friend.
Speaker 1: Go see Matt at Bob They got great food in there.
Speaker 6: What about Yes, it is great food.
Speaker 2: Hold and if you ask me what's my favorite dish
Speaker 2: at the restaurant?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 8: It is a toss up between two of them it's
Speaker 8: a casadia or fajita, any which protein use the case
Speaker 8: of the or fahita are number one.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, can we at least agree?
Speaker 4: And I'm sure the restaurant's fine Scary has mentioned it
Speaker 4: before to me privately off of the podcast, how good
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 1: You're not Mexican? Correct, No, I'm not. Okay, So if
Speaker 1: you did, like if your nickname was like full mex Matt,
Speaker 1: that's funny, right, that's a good nickname. Yea Fox Max,
Speaker 1: not Max fake Max Matt. That's great. You don't have
Speaker 1: to bring in the Indian part of it. You have
Speaker 1: so much more of your life. You're not gonna win this.
Speaker 1: He loves it. You can hear it in his voice.
Speaker 1: But you know something, this brings up another argument we've
Speaker 1: had on this podcast. You know, Brody feels Brody feels
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, I know. Let me tell you where
Speaker 1: we're going here now, Matt. So you know when we
Speaker 1: have pizza sometimes and you have a choice to go
Speaker 1: to car Mines, Carmines Pizza a place or place Tony's Pizza,
Speaker 1: Tony's Vetos sALS. You get the picture. Yeah, now, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a part of Betty's pizza. If I see the
Speaker 1: word yeah, right, if I see Gertrude's pizza, Brody's assuming
Speaker 1: that it sucks and you wouldn't go in there because
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not nat agreed with me? Hold the reed.
Speaker 1: So here we have here we have a man of
Speaker 1: Indian descent who owns a Mexican restaurant. Brody, would you chef?
Speaker 1: Would you go eat there?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Because he's not the chef and you already told me
Speaker 4: it's fantastic, and I trust you. When it comes to
Speaker 4: Mexican off the podcast, Brody would be like, what is
Speaker 4: an Indian guy know about if he's know about doing
Speaker 4: Mexican food?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on it. So what's the name of
Speaker 1: the place? Baha, sorry, Baha, It's called the Mexican Cuisine.
Speaker 1: That sounds that sounds perfect. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2: What I was going to say, what I wanted to
Speaker 2: say is that listen, you got a lot of people
Speaker 2: that that.
Speaker 6: Pulls to no food.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Two weeks ago, I was in San Sebastian, Spain. I
Speaker 2: dined at two Michelin three restaurants on the same night.
Speaker 2: I know a thing or two about food because it's
Speaker 2: been all my life.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 2: I cook at home, I cook at people's barbecues.
Speaker 6: I know food, I know dog food, I know good food,
Speaker 6: I know great food.
Speaker 1: There you go. See, so we never should judge the
Speaker 1: book by its cover in and that.
Speaker 6: Goes you go for every community always wins.
Speaker 1: Let's call him chef Matt.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 1: You're talking foody Matt.
Speaker 6: All right, so we got changing anything to do.
Speaker 2: People are saying anything to do with food is always
Speaker 2: welcome because I don't eat because I'm hungry.
Speaker 6: I eat because it's quality.
Speaker 1: Michel and Matt. So Matt, before you go. If you
Speaker 1: had another friend named Anthony, get another for named Anthony,
Speaker 1: and you met this guy, what would your nickname for
Speaker 1: him be?
Speaker 6: Sweet Ann?
Speaker 1: Sweet Ann wouldn't be radio ant Radio Anthony. You don't
Speaker 1: get to pick your nickname. Oh my god. All right,
Speaker 1: we've wasted enough of your time. Go back to making
Speaker 1: some amazing foods.
Speaker 2: Come over to the restaurant, boys, come over to the
Speaker 2: restaurant when I'm there.
Speaker 6: I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to take care of you guys, and make
Speaker 2: sure you try a different couple of different uh dishes,
Speaker 2: one that I didn't mention that I want you personally
Speaker 2: to both to try. It's uh, you ate, you ate
Speaker 2: shrimp that I'm getting from Galicia Spain. That's what's that's
Speaker 2: what's on our our skillet platter called Cameroon is can Coon.
Speaker 2: There is nothing, there's nothing to do with can Coon.
Speaker 2: It's everything to do with Galicia Spain.
Speaker 1: He's a man of his word. There, Brody so and
Speaker 1: Brody is Brodie is a guy who follows up. So
Speaker 1: you can definitely expect him with the napkin around his
Speaker 1: neck and the knife and fork in his hand, because.
Speaker 3: You know you've seen a couple of year.
Speaker 6: I think I think you have.
Speaker 1: Have you come into the restaurant? He is, no, you'll
Speaker 1: know when I'm there. Oh, yes you will. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I asked for you, then I would I would not.
Speaker 6: I would love to meet you in person.
Speaker 1: Sank you.
Speaker 6: Let's do it. Let's do it in real time.
Speaker 2: Uh, face to face and be at a seat at
Speaker 2: my table.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you soon, Matt, see you soon, Love you, buddy.
Speaker 1: See what a good guy, good sport. He's well spoken, smart,
Speaker 1: intelligent man. Yeah, okay, we got to move off this.
Speaker 1: We got to move off. Even though he's a great
Speaker 1: restaurant tour.
Speaker 4: Also, like he does everything right, you're taking me to
Speaker 4: dinner doesn't count a steak.
Speaker 1: Though, damn you. I was gonna say, is this count
Speaker 1: as a steak dinner? No? If we have the chimmy
Speaker 1: chury skirtch steak. Come on now, if I gave you
Speaker 1: some ropa vieha, is that count of a steak dinner? No?
Speaker 4: No, but it counts as taking me to dinner. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: with that fair enough?
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you want to say? And I can
Speaker 1: I mention what I did today? Yeah? What did you
Speaker 1: do today, David Brody?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: I bought it?
Speaker 4: Well, my wife and I bought a new car for
Speaker 4: our daughter. A new car died. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you a story. I went to one
Speaker 1: dealership to buy a car. Uh and uh we went
Speaker 1: and we got I got a price test, drove the
Speaker 1: car with a guy.
Speaker 4: We'll call the guy. Uh, let's call him Matt, for
Speaker 4: the sake as tribute to Indian Matt. We'll call the
Speaker 4: sales guy Matt. And then I went to look at
Speaker 4: a Chevy Tracks and the Chevy dealership was great. Took
Speaker 4: my daughter to the Chevy dealership. She decided she didn't
Speaker 4: like the car. We went back. I called the guy
Speaker 4: at the first place. Uh, and I said, hey, let's talk.
Speaker 4: Let's talk car, right, Let's talk price, because I had
Speaker 4: been in there, and I'm gonna make up a number.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 4: Let's say the car was fifteen thousand new, right, that's
Speaker 4: what the set on the sticker. Fifteen three hundred. Okay,
Speaker 4: And so I said, uh, listen, I'd like to come
Speaker 4: look at the car, but I've got a Chevy offer
Speaker 4: for thirteen to two. Yep, fourteen to two, and your
Speaker 4: car is fifteen three. Well, he's got down closer. He's
Speaker 4: got to start at that price.
Speaker 1: I mean, if he wants a Matt, he wants to
Speaker 1: a price match, and even want seeing I'm saying, I'm right,
Speaker 1: I'm saying I got fourteen to two. You're asking fifteen three.
Speaker 1: The cars are comparable. He says, we can work with that.
Speaker 1: Come on down, come back in for a second visit,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know we can. We can work on
Speaker 1: the way what is what is? We can work what
Speaker 1: that really mean? Right?
Speaker 4: So I said to him, I said, Matt not his
Speaker 4: real name. Listen, I've been around long enough to know
Speaker 4: a scam you're trying to get me in there. Once
Speaker 4: you get me in, you think you got me, do
Speaker 4: me a favor if you.
Speaker 1: Can get close by a couple one hundred dollars to
Speaker 1: my fourteen to two price. We got a deal, all right,
Speaker 1: because the car, it's a low end car. It's not
Speaker 1: an expensive car. And when you make a lower end car,
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of options. It just comes like this,
Speaker 1: is it.
Speaker 4: Every car in the country is exactly the same. Okay,
Speaker 4: So I said, okay, I want the mid level. Give
Speaker 4: me the best price. He says, I can't give you
Speaker 4: a price I would fallone. I talked to my manager,
Speaker 4: no scam, I said, listen, Matt, I'm not coming all
Speaker 4: the way there. It's twenty minutes to get there. Unless
Speaker 4: you are going to come close to the price. This
Speaker 4: is the price I want. I'll take fourteen to five,
Speaker 4: all right. I'll go a couple hundred dollars higher because
Speaker 4: my daughter likes the car. But if you come to
Speaker 4: fourteen five, he goes, shouldn't be a problem. Come on in,
Speaker 4: I said, all right, Matt, remember what I said.
Speaker 1: So I go in. The next day, I meet with Matt.
Speaker 1: I sit down at his table.
Speaker 3: Of duel.
Speaker 1: You should have recorded him. By the way. I know.
Speaker 1: I sit down at his Venus fly trap table where
Speaker 1: they get you. I already know where this is going.
Speaker 4: And he says, all right, what's gonna what's it gonna
Speaker 4: take to get you in this car?
Speaker 1: Let's give me the price. Let's just cut to the chase.
Speaker 1: What's it gonna take? I told you on the phone
Speaker 1: last night, Matt, fourteen to five.
Speaker 4: Right, so, I said, you know what, in a perfect world, Matt,
Speaker 4: I'd like fourteen one. But why don't you see what
Speaker 4: you can do for me for fourteen one? I'll sign
Speaker 4: right now. Let's go a sign right now, let's do
Speaker 4: this fourteen one, I said, even fourteen two. Give me
Speaker 4: the same price as as the Chevy fourteen two out
Speaker 4: the door.
Speaker 1: Let's go take the car right now. He says, all right, man,
Speaker 1: let's go sure in my hand. He goes, I'll go
Speaker 1: talk to my professional haggler. Yeah, this is good. He
Speaker 1: comes back with the paper, puts it down, he turns
Speaker 1: it around. He goes, here's what I can do for you.
Speaker 1: It's the best. I hate that maneuver when they fucking
Speaker 1: do the turn of the paper, slip it around here,
Speaker 1: you go, He go, which is the best I can do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good deal. Dramatic, the dramatic reveal. Yes, do
Speaker 1: we have a deal. Do we have a deal? Brody,
Speaker 1: do we have a deal? The car listed, let's say
Speaker 1: for fifteen to three. Yes, he went to his manager
Speaker 1: to get me a deal. Yes, he did. What was
Speaker 1: the price on the sheet?
Speaker 6: Wrong?
Speaker 1: Fourteen? It was fifteen three, the exact same place as
Speaker 1: the sticker. I said, Matt, there must be some mistake.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at it and it's got like, oh,
Speaker 1: additional paperwork is sixty one hundred and ninety tax and
Speaker 1: tag six sixty four hundred dollars for key insurance and
Speaker 1: a bunch of the shit. I said, first of all, Matt,
Speaker 1: what's this four hundred dollars for key insurance? He says, Oh,
Speaker 1: if you lose your key, you get a new key.
Speaker 1: I said, no, key costs four hundred dollars, And in
Speaker 1: my entire life, no one in my family ever lost
Speaker 1: a key. Don't slip that in there like I'm some idiot.
Speaker 1: Don't get that off there right now. So I'm looking
Speaker 1: the total price of the car is, like how much
Speaker 1: nineteen based on the fifteenth number. I he he's a syster,
Speaker 1: I said, Matt, I told you I don't bring me
Speaker 1: down here, and you didn't come down to like fifteen
Speaker 1: fourteen eight. I told you fourteen five. You're giving me
Speaker 1: the same price on the sticker. Anybody could get that price.
Speaker 1: Sticker price is not the sell price.
Speaker 3: Ever.
Speaker 1: Ever, what did he say to that? So he says, listen,
Speaker 1: put a number on paper for me. He says, I'll
Speaker 1: go back to my manager. I said, okay, I'll put
Speaker 1: a number down a paper. Few. I turned the paper over.
Speaker 1: I take a pen and I go fourteen four and
Speaker 1: I circle it. I go, you want my business? You
Speaker 1: go fourteen four. I'll walk out with the car. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: let me go talk to my manager. No no, no, no, no no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no.
Speaker 4: I've already been here too long. Today I test drove
Speaker 4: the car. I wait until you finish with another customer.
Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm leaving right now. No no no, no,
Speaker 1: have a seat, have a seat, have a seat. No
Speaker 1: no no, I'm out of the fly trap. Don't get
Speaker 1: back in the seat, slices, don't get back in the chair.
Speaker 1: That's how they get you. I said, I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 1: If you can get me twenty four to four, twenty four,
Speaker 1: fourteen to four, I'll take it. I'll walk out the door.
Speaker 1: You call me tomorrow, I'll come back. Walk out the door.
Speaker 1: Don't turn around now right. So here's what I did.
Speaker 1: I called your friends and mine. Yes, this is not
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Sand Soon Sanson Auto
Speaker 1: Mail Sandstone Auto Mall is a massive central northern Central
Speaker 1: Jersey massive. They have like eight car dealerships. I called
Speaker 1: them up. They've got ten, They've got ten brands. They
Speaker 1: had the exact car in the exact color. They said,
Speaker 1: it's coming in Tuesday. It's coming up from from wherever.
Speaker 1: It's coming on a car carrier. It'll be here tuesday,
Speaker 1: the same car. I said, what's your best price? And
Speaker 1: she says to me, are you David Brody?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she goes, I recognize your voice. Nope, it had
Speaker 4: nothing to do with that. She says, let me get
Speaker 4: your price, you know, hang on. She came back with
Speaker 4: a price lower than Matt lied to me.
Speaker 1: Boom boo, wow.
Speaker 4: Five hundred dollars less than the price Matt didn't want
Speaker 4: to give me.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: So not only that listen, it's not about the money.
Speaker 4: The car was ready today. I picked up the car.
Speaker 4: My sales guy's name is Ryan. That's his real name.
Speaker 4: I'm not making up names.
Speaker 1: Real name.
Speaker 4: I sit down at the table to do the paperwork.
Speaker 4: My wife and I are there, and you know, so
Speaker 4: I was there to meet him and whatever. He says
Speaker 4: to me, David Brody, I'm listening to your voice that
Speaker 4: he didn't know who I was.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 4: He says, you're David Brody from the Morning Show. I said, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, I used to worry.
Speaker 1: Whatever. He says, you don't know how we have a connection.
Speaker 1: So what we're talking about, he says, in two thousand
Speaker 1: and four, I got you to phone tap my sister
Speaker 1: about a Dell computer and you did it with an accent,
Speaker 1: and you you you made fun of the baby crying
Speaker 1: in the background. He says, Oh my god, I gotta
Speaker 1: call my sister. So he's sorry, Texas is he textas
Speaker 1: sister Amy and he says, I'm sitting here with David Brody,
Speaker 1: the guy who phone tapped you twenty years ago. And
Speaker 1: she writes back, is this how Americans treat their children?
Speaker 1: Which is one of the things I said to her
Speaker 1: on the phone tap So how about that?
Speaker 3: Have that?
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 4: So not only did I have like a million cars there,
Speaker 4: we picked we drove up today to get the car.
Speaker 1: Today was pick up the car day. We drive up
Speaker 1: the cars outside backed into a spot, which I'm okay
Speaker 1: with for this particular story. And in the window, the
Speaker 1: entire window of the car, it says congratulations on your
Speaker 1: new car from Sansne and then it says congratulations and
Speaker 1: my daughter's name with like a rose and everything. That's
Speaker 1: freaking class. That's awesome. Class. They knew what they're doing.
Speaker 1: They went to the next level. Boo was the fastest
Speaker 1: paperwork ever ever ever had to deal with. It's like
Speaker 1: like night and listen. I didn't give me a deal
Speaker 1: because they know me.
Speaker 4: They gave me a good price because they had a
Speaker 4: bunch of the cars on the lot that I wanted
Speaker 4: or coming in rather and I'm telling you, scary the
Speaker 4: most professional car dealers I've dealt with in I don't know,
Speaker 4: ten fifteen years good. So I'm just saying you're gonna
Speaker 4: go buy a car. That's a good place to go
Speaker 4: buy a car.
Speaker 1: And I'm not a sponsor. I didn't get any money,
Speaker 1: but we got a new car, so I'm excited. Who
Speaker 1: congratulations podcast. All right, this is getting ridiculous. My girlfriend
Speaker 1: is now sending me videos of a crab in her crotch.
Speaker 1: Howie the Crab. You heard how the crabs in front
Speaker 1: of yours? Howie the Crab. There's a woman on TikTok
Speaker 1: Mediterranean crab. Yeah, who walks a crab around on a
Speaker 1: fucking leash. She dresses the crab up. If you want
Speaker 1: to have sex with she dresses the crab up. She
Speaker 1: puts funny hats on this crab and then she walks
Speaker 1: sideway like crabs new She takes it to the amusement park.
Speaker 1: She literally puts it on the slide and the crab
Speaker 1: slides down the slide. No, no, no, no, people, no,
Speaker 1: why are we humanizing crustations? What's going on with this world?
Speaker 1: Then hear this is not real? Where's the video from?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, brody at Howie the Crab? Right now? Look
Speaker 1: at this bullshit? And what on what on Instagram? On
Speaker 1: TikTok all of it? Go to Instagram it, I swear
Speaker 1: to god. So my girlfriend, this was a recall to
Speaker 1: the callback from the time that we were in Lisbon,
Speaker 1: and the waiter tickled the lobster and the watt lobster's
Speaker 1: tail started flapping, and then brought it back into the
Speaker 1: kitchen and my girlfriend started crying. If you remember that,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't eat the lobster because she said it was alive.
Speaker 1: And I said, how the hell else would you want
Speaker 1: to eat the lobster because if you ate it when
Speaker 1: it was they're feeding the crab shrimp, it's cannibalism. Almost No,
Speaker 1: that's a real crab. So she's like, I can never
Speaker 1: eat crab again. Look at how we the crab? They're real.
Speaker 1: It's life like the crab actually were saving it is life.
Speaker 1: It's not life like it. It's okay, they have the okay,
Speaker 1: it responds to things. It's how can you cook this?
Speaker 1: How can you throw this in boiling water?
Speaker 4: There's a crab in a in a clear plastic ball
Speaker 4: and cats are rolling the ball around.
Speaker 1: The crab is flipping around. You can't do it. And
Speaker 1: it's wearing a crown. It's king crab, no joke, the
Speaker 1: crab is wearing a crown. Yeah, how we the crab?
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Speaking of which, but I'm saying, is
Speaker 1: that where where does it end. There's a woman. Do
Speaker 1: you ever go through TikTok lives TikTok lives? Of course
Speaker 1: you've watched TikTok live. Yes, So if you scroll once,
Speaker 1: you're once you're watching a TikTok live. If you scroll,
Speaker 1: all of them are lives right right. For some reason,
Speaker 1: there's this woman. She's blonde. Maybe she's thirty, mid twenties,
Speaker 1: I don't know clearly she lives in this I think
Speaker 1: she's from the South if I remember her accent. And
Speaker 1: it's this.
Speaker 4: The phone is in this same place every day, yeah,
Speaker 4: and every day if it's if it's not a loop,
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a picture of her kitchen, and
Speaker 4: in front of the phone is a bucket of crawfish,
Speaker 4: live crawfish, and they're crawling like they crawl out of
Speaker 4: the bucket, and they're crawling on her stove. It's like roaches.
Speaker 4: It's disgusting, but they're and she's grabbing them like a
Speaker 4: fistful and throwing them in the pot. So the whole
Speaker 4: live is her cooking crawfish in the pot, taking these things.
Speaker 4: You're watching them crawl and she throws them in the
Speaker 4: boiling water, which by the way, I could not be
Speaker 4: in her house and eat the crawfish if I saw
Speaker 4: them crawling on the stove.
Speaker 1: And then because they look like roaches. But guess one
Speaker 1: in the comments on the live and like, don't do that.
Speaker 1: They're alive, and I'm thinking they're not alive anymore. But
Speaker 1: you know, how can you eat those? You're so cruel.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I couldn't do that to crawfish.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't do it anything living now I
Speaker 1: eat them. Yeah, what about what about the opposite of that,
Speaker 1: where where people are dressing them up? You dress up
Speaker 1: your fucking your pets. You're dressing up, you're dressing up
Speaker 1: place in hell for those people. But you're dressing up food.
Speaker 1: This is food that is being put on the table.
Speaker 1: This is a circle of life. Man. Don't don't endraw
Speaker 1: the line though. If someone dressed you've had rabbit, you
Speaker 1: have okay? Right, all right? People dress up bunnies stupid,
Speaker 1: You eat bunnies. Stupid. If it's dinner, people, if it's dinner,
Speaker 1: it doesn't need a costume. Ever. I'm just saying, okay,
Speaker 1: but but you want to make an argument for dressing
Speaker 1: up your cat for Halloween, your dog have a party. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that's a little weird too. But but what
Speaker 1: if you have a pet duck? You can't put a
Speaker 1: little little something on little tuxedo. No talking tucks, dude,
Speaker 1: that ship is peaking. That's ready. I'm ready for that.
Speaker 1: We get that lettuce wrap going with the peanut sauce.
Speaker 1: We're gonna dress up a duck. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: duck sauce. No, but you know what it's gonna be
Speaker 1: with some kale on the side. Not me, but you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: So don't dress up. Don't dress it up, don't you pet.
Speaker 1: Don't dress up a turkey unless you put in dressing
Speaker 1: in it, exactly. Okay, hit the jingle, no you want
Speaker 1: hit the jingle now?
Speaker 8: Jingle?
Speaker 1: No, your hand went up. But don't you hit the ginger?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I didn't. We're watching each other on camera now.
Speaker 1: But that was not a cue.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a cue. Well, all right, well
Speaker 4: let me ask you something, okay, noad, no, no, I insist.
Speaker 4: So uh so, Elvis ate a sandwich today, right? And
Speaker 4: then Elvis durant ate a sandwich? Well, he ate his
Speaker 4: he ate us.
Speaker 1: He took a couple of bites and he goes, this
Speaker 1: doesn't taste right, he was Nate, you tasted and then
Speaker 1: Nate tasted it. No, Nate tasted it. Oh, and then
Speaker 1: and then and yeah, but then I tasted it. So
Speaker 1: I tasted like, wait, wait that that that tastes it
Speaker 1: was chicken, but it tasted like tune up to Elvis.
Speaker 1: So we started passing it around, you know. So then
Speaker 1: Garrett Garrett's like, do you know you made out with
Speaker 1: Elvis and Nate? I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You have shared food with them before. If your share food,
Speaker 1: does that mean that I'm that qualify as making out
Speaker 1: because they touched No, by the way, let me go
Speaker 1: back a second.
Speaker 4: I said it made more sense for Nate to eat
Speaker 4: it than you because you have Nate has a discerning palate,
Speaker 4: whereas you you'd eat anything. You've taken food out of
Speaker 4: the garbage and eating it. So that's why I said
Speaker 4: Nate would make more sense than you before anyone. That
Speaker 4: wasn't the point, though, right, No, Okay, so my point
Speaker 4: is no. But here's what I won't do.
Speaker 1: Like if someone takes a bite of a sandwich and
Speaker 1: says he would you like a bite, I'll bite the
Speaker 1: other end of it. Maybe if they didn't like man
Speaker 1: handle it, if they squeeze it with their hands and
Speaker 1: then they give you. I don't want that. But there
Speaker 1: are people in the room.
Speaker 4: Like back in the day in the studio, Elvis would
Speaker 4: often take a bite of a sandwich and go, oh,
Speaker 4: this is so good.
Speaker 1: Would you like some?
Speaker 4: And everyone in the room would take a bite. Or
Speaker 4: he would drink out of a bottle and pass the
Speaker 4: bottle around and everyone woul drink.
Speaker 1: Out of the bottle. I don't see a problem with that, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I think if you put your mouth on the bottle,
Speaker 1: that's like I don't know, I don't do that. But
Speaker 1: Garrett said that he took it a step further and said,
Speaker 1: that's like making out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he has to make an a topic to me
Speaker 4: making it. He's there, you are sharing saliva and DNA.
Speaker 4: I guess in a way, hmm, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Something to think about. Well, let me ask you if Elvis, uh,
Speaker 1: if Elvis kissed his husband and then bit the sandwich,
Speaker 1: and then you bit the sandwich, would you be making
Speaker 1: out with both of them? It's a great question. But
Speaker 1: by that logic, Brodie, if if if you shake my hand,
Speaker 1: you've touched your hand, you've shaken their hand. No, you've
Speaker 1: touched my dick. Well yeah, Also, I mean think about it.
Speaker 1: So also if if if I ate your sandwich, I
Speaker 1: would have tasted your Okay, okay, anyway, Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: how far do you want to take this? I mean,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, take it any further than that.
Speaker 1: I'm not touching your hand. That's words, word to word,
Speaker 1: word to the wise, word to the wise. I would
Speaker 1: like to think you washed your hand, right, But you
Speaker 1: even washed your hand. Elvis doesn't wash his mouth before
Speaker 1: he hands you the sandwich. That's a bad comparison. You're
Speaker 1: getting fresh spit on your sandwich and teeth marks and tongue.
Speaker 1: Now you're not making out, but you are. You are.
Speaker 1: You are getting the same germ or or fluid transfer.
Speaker 1: This is These are the stupid things that we think
Speaker 1: about sometimes. Let me ask you question. I've I mean,
Speaker 1: if you I mean you shake hands with people all day,
Speaker 1: that means you've If you've shook hands with them, you've
Speaker 1: touched everything they've ever touched in their life, including themselves.
Speaker 4: If Nate bit a sandwich, would you bite it where
Speaker 4: he bit it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: I probably would try to avoid it. But what if
Speaker 1: you couldn't? What if okay, what if I'd be okay
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 4: Whatever it was the hot dog and Nate bit one
Speaker 4: end of it, Elvis bit the other end, and they
Speaker 4: were like, yeah, scary, have some Would you try to
Speaker 4: bite the middle?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would get me too, that's just me.
Speaker 4: But if you couldn't, what if there was one bite
Speaker 4: left and they handed you the last bite?
Speaker 1: Who's what I? Who's side would I bite? I swallows middle,
Speaker 1: swallow the whole thing. Okay, so you would eat the
Speaker 1: sandwich that both of them been into. I guess, okay,
Speaker 1: if if okay, I'm only sticking to them because you
Speaker 1: brought up If Elvis licked a saw ice cream card,
Speaker 1: well he put his mouth over, oh so good. Would
Speaker 1: you lick the ice cream where he licked it? Or anybody,
Speaker 1: not just Elvis. I don't want to pick on Elvis,
Speaker 1: but anybody I would try. I would try not to.
Speaker 1: But if I did, if he did the swirl, what
Speaker 1: if he swirled around, his tongue went around the whole
Speaker 1: coney or anyone or anyone, anyone, because no, because if
Speaker 1: it's a hot girl, you'll do it. So it's not
Speaker 1: a hot girl, it's a guy. I guess I would
Speaker 1: just be okay with it. I would live with it
Speaker 1: because I don't think that it counts. Doesn't count. No,
Speaker 1: So so any saliva on the ice cream doesn't count. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just saliva of the moment. It's not se liva
Speaker 1: that you had in your mouth yesterday. Doesn't this stuff regenerate?
Speaker 1: And doesn't it? Like?
Speaker 4: What's the difference? Spin is spit? If I so I
Speaker 4: could spin into your mouth with fresh spit and scary
Speaker 4: it's fresh? No, you want fresh spit, I'm giving you
Speaker 4: a fresh spit.
Speaker 1: Nice? This is disgusting. What about hot girl spit? I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm skeeved out here this hot girl spit? Okay,
Speaker 1: you like hot girl? You said hot girls can be
Speaker 1: in the pool, you don't care. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: You said? If if somebody peace in the pool's gross,
Speaker 1: But if it's hot girl, that doesn't matter. Many times
Speaker 1: they said that, I guess I get because it's hot girl.
Speaker 1: Pay you say, what about no? I just think no,
Speaker 1: you know what the argument I had? What's the difference
Speaker 1: between peeing in the pool, Megan stand or standing over
Speaker 1: a pool and peeing in the pool. It's the same thing,
Speaker 1: except you can see one You could say, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: a line and shocked where the guy says that because
Speaker 1: I got in trouble for peeing in the pool. He goes,
Speaker 1: what they want me to do?
Speaker 4: It was too cold to get in it, something like that,
Speaker 4: he says, it doesn't obviously was standing.
Speaker 1: But if I if I'm in a pool, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I know that a couple I'm in Vegas, Okay, let's
Speaker 1: im in Vegas at a pool party, you know, and
Speaker 1: people they're sitting there with their beers in their hand.
Speaker 1: You know that they're peeing in the pool because it's
Speaker 1: going in one end and it's going right out the other.
Speaker 1: Because they don't sit They just sit there and they
Speaker 1: don't get out. All right, So those people are definitely
Speaker 1: urinating in the pool. Now what is the difference of that,
Speaker 1: And I'm okay with it versus somebody standing over the
Speaker 1: pool and peeing into the pool and you see the
Speaker 1: stream going in, it's still the same amount of liquid
Speaker 1: going into the pool. But but but you have a
Speaker 1: problem with it's a mental image. See, it's a mental
Speaker 1: mental but it's no different. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: too gross on our podcast. But wait a second, we
Speaker 1: have we have barriers here, we have lines. Good question,
Speaker 1: let me ask your question. I didn't know that we
Speaker 1: have these boundaries. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get graphic from because it's not the radio. Hm hmm.
Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes men and women will venture down to the
Speaker 4: area where human beings pe okay, and and and and
Speaker 4: do things to the other person for their pleasure. Right,
Speaker 4: But you don't think about the fact that that's where
Speaker 4: pea comes from because you're in the middle of what
Speaker 4: you're doing. Yeah, now, if you watched now, I'm not
Speaker 4: saying people who are into it, saying people aren't into it.
Speaker 4: If you're if you see your significant other p it
Speaker 4: would be more difficult mentally for some to go right
Speaker 4: back to that area, even though you've done it a
Speaker 4: million times before. Yes, because you just saw it in use,
Speaker 4: you might not want to go there right there because
Speaker 4: the mental image of the usage.
Speaker 1: I think I think you just nailed it. It's you
Speaker 1: saw it in use. It's the visual right, it's no
Speaker 1: different than if you watch somebody actually poop. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, but that's disgusting. Who we wiped the slate, right,
Speaker 1: but the human body is awful in many ways, thoroughly,
Speaker 1: scaris mind. The jingle just wipes everything away. It does
Speaker 1: wipes it away. It's been a couple of minutes since
Speaker 1: we've been here. Yeah, it's a brand new day. See
Speaker 1: at the Broken Boys podcast. We have some talkbacks we
Speaker 1: have to get to at some point, do we do?
Speaker 4: And I'm not going to have time this week because
Speaker 4: we have talkbacks to get to. But I do want
Speaker 4: to talk about next week, next episode whenever that is
Speaker 4: about how about my my jury duty?
Speaker 1: This week? I did do jury Dude, Well, why don't
Speaker 1: you mention it? Why don't you talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about it? Unless well, is it complete or is there
Speaker 1: more to it?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: It's complete, but it's a it's a long story. I was, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: you want to save it for talk.
Speaker 4: About my my, my, my diner experience. Father this day,
Speaker 4: it's more relevant. We have to do that.
Speaker 1: Do that, and we have two sound clips I'd like
Speaker 1: to get this. So let's go to the talkbacks and
Speaker 1: let's talk about Father's day because it's in the rear view. Now, yes,
Speaker 1: can talk about Father's Day. What about Father's Day? We
Speaker 1: went to a diner, My wife and two of my
Speaker 1: kids went to the diner and scar you've been in
Speaker 1: restaurants where the waitress or waiter doesn't write down the
Speaker 1: order because they're really good at their job. Yes, all
Speaker 1: the time. They haven't memorized and they're like, nope, I
Speaker 1: don't need to write it down. I got it. Sometimes
Speaker 1: those are the best restaurants, those are those old school ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing.
Speaker 4: When you go to a diner that serves eighty seven
Speaker 4: thousand things that you can have any way you want,
Speaker 4: you should probably write down the order. That's what I'm
Speaker 4: gonna say. So my daughter ordered an omelet with three
Speaker 4: things in the omelet. Okay, Now there are like fifteen
Speaker 4: choices on the list of things you can put in
Speaker 4: the omelet, from cheese, different questable. Yeah, of course an omelet, right,
Speaker 4: And there's a list on the menu of all So
Speaker 4: it's not like it's an omelet and it's like you
Speaker 4: say to our no cheese, right, It's not like you
Speaker 4: want to an omelet with with bacon and cheddar right,
Speaker 4: and that's easy. No, My daughter orders an omelet and
Speaker 4: I said, you shouldn't want to write down. Nope, I
Speaker 4: got it, gives it the order with the three things,
Speaker 4: and naturally, scary, it came back with two things right
Speaker 4: and two things wrong. There were four things in it.
Speaker 4: So I showed tell of waitress and she says, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, and then she does what she of
Speaker 4: course she does. She says, the kitchen messed up. No, now,
Speaker 4: the kitchen did mess up. You messed up because you memorize.
Speaker 1: Everybody's all. Well, they'll always blame it on the kitchen.
Speaker 1: That's like classic, right, bail in the kitchen. The second
Speaker 1: thing I want to mention is there were two things
Speaker 1: on the menu. There was a reuben, which is corn
Speaker 1: beef or pastrami, right with Sauer kraut and Swiss cheese
Speaker 1: and Russian dressing fifteen ninety five. Right below it was
Speaker 1: another item. I'm gonna say it was called the Classic
Speaker 1: or something. It did a different name, and the ingredients
Speaker 1: were corn beef or prastrawmi, melted Swiss and Russian dressing.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a reuben to me, except without the sauer kraut. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So guess how much it was without the sauerkraut.
Speaker 4: The sauerkraut one was fifteen ninety five, it was more Nope,
Speaker 4: it was fifteen ninety five. So I said to the woman,
Speaker 4: is the one without the sauer kraut different? Does it
Speaker 4: have more meat because it's the same price. No, the
Speaker 4: same sandwich, just no sauer kraut. So well, why wouldn't
Speaker 4: I just order the Why do you need that one?
Speaker 4: You put on the menu, ruben and the dust, ask
Speaker 4: for no sauer kraut. Why is this the same price?
Speaker 4: Is sauer kraut free?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought that. I thought it was interesting. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that is interesting. Okay.
Speaker 4: So now on Mother's Day, my wife treated all of
Speaker 4: us to Mother's Day. She's like, it's my day.
Speaker 1: I'm paying. She picked the restaurant she wanted. She decided
Speaker 1: you can pay this year.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we went off of Father's Day and I said
Speaker 4: to her, listen, I'll pick up the check.
Speaker 1: You picked up the check for you know, we share everything.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I'll pick up the check. Whatever.
Speaker 4: So because the kids were coming every so the waitress
Speaker 4: comes and I'm paying for the check, right, She says, well,
Speaker 4: since it's Father's Day, I'm gonna give the check.
Speaker 1: To the mom.
Speaker 4: And she hands my wife the check, and I swear
Speaker 4: to you my wife wanted to punch through the wall
Speaker 4: because she's like, why does this woman? Like why do that?
Speaker 4: First of all, you don't know if that's my girlfriend, right,
Speaker 4: and these are my kids.
Speaker 1: You don't know if you don't know the dynamic. You
Speaker 1: don't know the dynamic. You don't know the dynamic. You
Speaker 1: don't know if she's she's making the financial decision for
Speaker 1: you guys, that's balls right. And she made like a
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give mom the check. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: you don't have any clue what this relationship is. If
Speaker 1: that could be my sister. We never discussed, like, I
Speaker 1: never said to her, this is my wife, these are
Speaker 1: my kids. I just said, uh, you know nothing. I
Speaker 1: said nothing to her about our relationship. They don't have
Speaker 1: to be my kids. So did your wife pay the check?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I paid the check because my wife was definitely not
Speaker 4: going to pay the check at that point. Wow, So
Speaker 4: that's five percent for using a credit card?
Speaker 1: Of course? Well, that that's I paid cash, of course
Speaker 1: you did. That's craziness. All right, five percent, Yeah, five percent.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to pay the check. Hey you all right,
Speaker 1: So we have some talkbacks. If you're listening on the
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app, you have the added bonus of hitting that
Speaker 1: microphone and talking back to us while you're listening to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 4: Okay, I understand that you all heard the s Please
Speaker 4: no more of those nah, no.
Speaker 7: More yo, broken boys DJ here fromself Philly Bridian, scary,
Speaker 7: that's right, Bridian and scary feel kind of bad. Brodie
Speaker 7: was getting toasted on episode two sixty about the collections thing.
Speaker 7: That's all right, can't win them all, Thank you, dyl
Speaker 7: fucked out.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that was a reference to the fact that
Speaker 1: Brody uh oh, speaking of ninety five, congratulations two weeks.
Speaker 1: I thought they said it was going to be open
Speaker 1: for business this weekend. They said, oh, I heard two weeks,
Speaker 1: five days and four days ago. Well, if it's opening,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. But I thought that was
Speaker 1: going to be months months away, they said months, But
Speaker 1: they do it. If you didn't know, it's amazing. The
Speaker 1: northbound northbound ninety five uh buckled because of a tanker
Speaker 1: fire that was burning underneath it. It looked really bad. On television.
Speaker 1: It looked awful the pictures in video some person, I assume,
Speaker 1: but somehow they got it done quickly. So it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's going to be back amazing, back to normal. I
Speaker 1: thought it was this weekend. Maybe it's next weekend, but anyway, congratulations.
Speaker 4: It says a portion portion of Interstate ninety five that
Speaker 4: collapsed in Philly will reopen this weekend.
Speaker 1: You are correct, I am correct. Everyone who was screaming,
Speaker 1: I apologize. All right, here we go, Governor Shapiro. Yeah, boy,
Speaker 1: shout it out loud. I like Governor shap I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: You got that. I mean, he didn't do it. The
Speaker 1: workers shout out to the workers, the people who bust
Speaker 1: their ass building roads, and you have to help them. Whatever.
Speaker 1: A military organization, whoever helped? And I have going out
Speaker 1: and killed my own chicken. This person does not know
Speaker 1: how to use the talk back feature. Okay, but hear
Speaker 1: what she said? What did she say? I killed my
Speaker 1: own chicken? What's hedyon? She killed her own chicken, had
Speaker 1: it for dinner? Very nice? Couldn't do it? Uh. Here's
Speaker 1: somebody commenting on episode six. These these freaking office recycle bins.
Speaker 1: Oh the busa here we go. How about that? Hey Brody?
Speaker 10: Sorry, this goes back to the talk back with the interns,
Speaker 10: just so you guys know. I'm on my third playthrough
Speaker 10: of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. Wow. Okay, another one from episode six's saying
Speaker 1: you cut it off? That was it? This is but
Speaker 1: I think this also maybe him. This is also commenting
Speaker 1: on episode six Brooklyn boys, Brodie, scary scary Brody.
Speaker 10: Long time slice here. So I was listening to the
Speaker 10: Big Show today and you were finally having interns back
Speaker 10: on the show, and Brody, I'm surprised now it takes
Speaker 10: five people to do the job you did.
Speaker 1: Kudos, Brody, you are the best. Thank you. Well, you
Speaker 1: need some clarification here. These are None of these interns
Speaker 1: did anything or do anything or assigned anything that Brody
Speaker 1: ever did at the station. So I don't know where
Speaker 1: that came from.
Speaker 4: I think he's talking about that I hired all of
Speaker 4: the interns by myself, and he's.
Speaker 1: Trying to think that he takes six people to replace you. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well I listen, I don't know what
Speaker 1: they did or what they did. I'm just happy to
Speaker 1: his interns again. It's a great experience. Good luck to
Speaker 1: all of them. But I appreciate the kindness right, proud
Speaker 1: of what I accomplished.
Speaker 11: Is Brody, I'm so mad for you for almost a
Speaker 11: year now, the.
Speaker 1: Year left, I'm so sad.
Speaker 6: I watched the best for you.
Speaker 1: I'm still pissed off.
Speaker 6: That's why I say scary Brodie, he just im just
Speaker 6: pissed off.
Speaker 1: I pray for you. Have a good day. This guy
Speaker 1: sounds he's like he's high. I mean he's like smoking up. No,
Speaker 1: he's emotional reflecting. I don't be mad, and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: you're sad. I'm very very happy that you you missed
Speaker 1: me on the show. That's very kind. Thank you. Nice
Speaker 1: to be nice to be messing up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brody's right.
Speaker 1: If you jump in front of a car, there's no
Speaker 1: way you're gonna win that case. There's no way you
Speaker 1: made a bad decision. It's your fault. That's that I got.
Speaker 1: Scary is wrong, Brody and scary Do we have proof
Speaker 1: of that? I always say that you get seventy five more.
Speaker 1: Brody is right, calls, I'll be back in business. The
Speaker 1: pedestrian is always in the right. No, even if they
Speaker 1: do something, even if they do someth being stupid. They
Speaker 1: will win at the court of law every time they
Speaker 1: are that they are on foot, You're wrong, they're on
Speaker 1: foot jump in front of a car. Even if it's
Speaker 1: wrong in front of a car. You I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: Scary is wrong.
Speaker 11: Liam here Scary Brody, because you know that's the show anyway,
Speaker 11: one of the that's man.
Speaker 1: Let's you know that right that with aliens twice.
Speaker 11: Uh, first time with North Carolina Fort Bragg I lived there,
Speaker 11: and then said time was in Columbus, Ohio, and my
Speaker 11: friend's house.
Speaker 1: Two different styles of ships. It's real.
Speaker 6: It's it's real, Brodie, it's real.
Speaker 1: Just let you know, Okay, I'm gonna have a second comments,
Speaker 1: all right. This is basically about the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: starting to believe. I'm starting to believe in aliens and
Speaker 1: their existence amongst us, and uh, they're right there. As
Speaker 1: somebody who's coming to my defense, Brody thinks it's bullshit.
Speaker 9: Also, the title of last episode, it's a rod up
Speaker 9: the butt, but it looks like a rod. The baseball player.
Speaker 1: Of the yes when that title, Scary said it looks
Speaker 1: like a rod. It did like a rod. But that
Speaker 1: was his second comment. Here's another one. It's part one
Speaker 1: of that. We're going backwards.
Speaker 9: Another one Brody Eppenhammer from the Boogie Dan Yo, is
Speaker 9: it just me?
Speaker 12: Or we there a million more.
Speaker 9: Talk backs less episode because they were saying Scary is right.
Speaker 9: Usually there's like a quarter of them and he says, yep,
Speaker 9: they can't go back any further, ran out of time,
Speaker 9: ran out whatever. But brilliant, he was all right, there
Speaker 9: were a lot more less time.
Speaker 1: Brilliant.
Speaker 4: See whenever there's like seven, you go up the machine
Speaker 4: that he does. It doesn't hold more than that. But
Speaker 4: then what is Brody is wrong? They found like eighty that.
Speaker 1: Can have a little botomy or something that's going on there.
Speaker 13: Yeah, nobody's been lies for life. Brody and scary. This
Speaker 13: is about the argument related to crossing the street. A.
Speaker 13: The bike should have been in the bike lane. B.
Speaker 14: If you're a pedestrian and you want protection, you should
Speaker 14: be in the crosswalk. Period should be Scary has a
Speaker 14: tendency to drive two blocks to get lunch instead of walking.
Speaker 14: I guess this entire thing should be considered a pedestrian argument.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious's awesome. Once again, I talk about what's right
Speaker 1: or wrong once again, what you should be doing. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying you, legally, in a court of law, the
Speaker 1: pedestrian will win ninety nine percent of the time over
Speaker 1: a driver unless you jump in front of the car.
Speaker 15: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Laura from Brooklyn. Just wanted
Speaker 15: to respond to what you guys are talking about about
Speaker 15: hating someone for no reason. Just on a really long
Speaker 15: line in Walgreens, the first customer went up to the
Speaker 15: counter to pay for her stuff and pick up her
Speaker 15: phone order, and it took the cashier about three and
Speaker 15: a half minutes to find her photos. And everyone on
Speaker 15: the line hated that customer and for no good reason.
Speaker 15: She was just picking up her photos, but we all
Speaker 15: hated her anyway, have a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you, lor I hate that woman too now.
Speaker 16: Anyways, I point being yes, scary, you can absolutely be
Speaker 16: at fault if you're a pedestrian. Our is the jury
Speaker 16: likely going to find that man? Probably not because we
Speaker 16: all hate the bicycles anyway, but technically illegally, yes, Brodie.
Speaker 1: Is right, thank you, that's part too exactly. But but
Speaker 1: she agreed with me though she agreed that I'd be right.
Speaker 16: I'm hello lawyer here, Scary you're wrong, Brodie, You're right. Okay,
Speaker 16: So it could be a pedestrian and still be at fault.
Speaker 1: Wait a second.
Speaker 16: There are two concepts, and contributory negligence and comparative negligence.
Speaker 16: In one of them, you're in both of them. The
Speaker 16: award is reduced by how much you are at fault.
Speaker 16: In one of them. If they find you at fault
Speaker 16: fifty percent or more, you get nothing, and the other
Speaker 16: one is just reduced by the percentage that you're at fault,
Speaker 16: even if it's ninety five percent.
Speaker 1: That's a law, legal legal ease.
Speaker 10: Hey, Brody, Tim from Youngstown, don't worry about.
Speaker 3: You are always right.
Speaker 7: But we need to get a podcast by the pool
Speaker 7: with Scary Joe.
Speaker 1: That's right now. We just need an invite him and
Speaker 1: do the podcast in the pool twenty great and do
Speaker 1: a live one. I can see it there. I think
Speaker 1: that would be pretty good. That's a man with a
Speaker 1: lot of sense. A live podcast, that's right, which was
Speaker 1: live podcast by poolside at Brodie's house, okay with us
Speaker 1: in the pool live podcast. No such thing is a
Speaker 1: live podcast. We're not gonna brought We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1: I mean in person in person live the two of us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the pool, the microphones on the side of the pool,
Speaker 1: and we're having a good old time. Yeah, we'll have
Speaker 1: a gay time. No we will not. Not the saying
Speaker 1: wrong with it? You're not my type? What do you
Speaker 1: have against that? Only a couple more left?
Speaker 5: Hey, Scary Pete from Sarasota, Florida, just calling in about
Speaker 5: episode two sixty on the bike and pedestrian thing. I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: I think the judge would think both of you guys
Speaker 5: are wrong and say get the fuck out of my courtroom.
Speaker 5: Both you guys are dismissed because both you guys are
Speaker 5: in the wrong.
Speaker 1: How do you plead both guilty?
Speaker 12: Brody and Scary going ahead? I'm from Tennessee. You do
Speaker 12: have a small point there, because once you look in
Speaker 12: the driver's manual, regardless bike, vehicle anything, it states that
Speaker 12: the driver must be in control of their vehicle at
Speaker 12: all times. Therefore, if you jump in front of him,
Speaker 12: he still has to control his vehicle and avoid it.
Speaker 1: Is wrong. That's not true. If you don't see a
Speaker 1: guy coming and he jumps in front of your car
Speaker 1: and you hit him, that you're not in fault. You
Speaker 1: can't be. You can't be in control of your car
Speaker 1: if somebody jumps out of nowhere in front of your car,
Speaker 1: so they can claim insurance or suit.
Speaker 17: Marilyn from Omaha listening to episode to sixty, referencing the
Speaker 17: callbacks for two fifty nine. Oh, Brody really got roasted,
Speaker 17: but you were wrong. I do, however, agree with you
Speaker 17: that I wouldn't want a hairy person like Scary in
Speaker 17: my pool. Although he does not owe you a steak dinner,
Speaker 17: he bought you a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: It's not the owner.
Speaker 17: Comant to pay for the steak dinner.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, that's right. Down again. Nope, she's right.
Speaker 1: There's a woman with a lot of common sense. I
Speaker 1: do not own the steak dinner. I tried to. I
Speaker 1: paid you twice. Go fuck yourself, pool. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm not Harry. I'm not Harry.
Speaker 4: Her exact words were, he bought you a steak dinner.
Speaker 4: That's never been the argument. You didn't buy me a
Speaker 4: steak dinner. The argument was whether you owe me a
Speaker 4: steak dinner. Because she's wrong, you never bought me a
Speaker 4: steak dinner.
Speaker 1: The only thing she's wrong about is about me being Harry.
Speaker 1: I'm not Harry. It's not true. I've seen you out
Speaker 1: of shirt. Look at my back. My back is bald.
Speaker 1: I never had a shave. When did your girlfriend shave it?
Speaker 1: I've never had a shave my back. I've never taken
Speaker 1: a razor to my back or my ass. Your chest
Speaker 1: in your arms and hair, My butt cheeks bald as
Speaker 1: a baby's butt. They always were. You could ask my girlfriend, okay,
Speaker 1: but you're front of your body. You're like, uh, I
Speaker 1: hear on my chest because I'm a man. The fuck?
Speaker 3: What in the fuck scary? Okay?
Speaker 1: The holy shit, aliens.
Speaker 3: You're either all in or you're all out. And when
Speaker 3: you sound like you're all in, you sound like a
Speaker 3: fucking nut job. You. Oh my god, what please please
Speaker 3: tell me you don't think the earth is flat? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I never said the earth is flat. I never said
Speaker 1: the Earth is flat.
Speaker 4: He's saying, like, what next you're gonna say the earth
Speaker 4: is flat. He's not saying you said they're ath is flat.
Speaker 4: He's saying your crazy theories. What next you're gonna tell
Speaker 4: me thereth is flat? Tell me prove me wrong that
Speaker 4: there were no handel Aliens? How did they build the pyramids?
Speaker 4: How did they build the pyramids?
Speaker 1: Scary Google? How they built the pyramids? There's no there's
Speaker 1: no answer. What about that city in the middle of
Speaker 1: the ocean with nothing for six hundred miles? Nobody talks
Speaker 1: about that or teaches it in school. It's not a
Speaker 1: thing because nobody because they're avoiding it. Right, nobody had boats.
Speaker 1: The aliens are our friends, and they've been here before
Speaker 1: and they'll come back again. Right, speaking of all those
Speaker 1: sightings that we've been seeing lately, are true? Those are
Speaker 1: real ships. Yep, let's not. Let's move on. We've one
Speaker 1: more left.
Speaker 18: Okay, scary Scary Michael here from Brooklyn originally. Hey, uh,
Speaker 18: the whole collections thing there, Brodie? Sorry, if you are wrong,
Speaker 18: there is an US in there.
Speaker 1: Did you wrong?
Speaker 18: And this was a good setup to get a lot
Speaker 18: of talkbacks? Definitely worked. I think this is the most
Speaker 18: talkbacks I've ever heard played on an episode since the
Speaker 18: whole talkback things started. Absolutely anyway, Slice for Life, Team Brody, Ah, you.
Speaker 1: Know what you lost me? All right? I guess that's
Speaker 1: all we got for today, right, is that right? Uh?
Speaker 1: You're on vacation next week, you're going with Indian Matt.
Speaker 1: We're going, we're going, we're going on vacation. We're gonna
Speaker 1: figure this out. And then uh, and then I'll be
Speaker 1: down at the Jersey Shore hanging in Asbury Park. Uh,
Speaker 1: we'll be partying there and then and then I may.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm going after that. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do something that we are we gonna hang out?
Speaker 1: Are we going to see each other for these these
Speaker 1: vacation days? I don't call me. You want to hang out,
Speaker 1: let me know, all right, I don't. You're gonna off
Speaker 1: that day. Yeah, but you're gonna you're gonna coerce me
Speaker 1: and a buying you a steak dinner. No, not this time,
Speaker 1: not on vacation totally. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna figure out.
Speaker 1: You know, I got a idea. How about we plan
Speaker 1: pool date at your house?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I have an idea.
Speaker 4: How about you take me to one of your fancy
Speaker 4: schmancy Jersey show places, which combine is where everybody wears linen.
Speaker 1: I'll buy linen. I don't know where you get it from,
Speaker 1: because you know where nobody wars linen? Wherever in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: Boys Boys