WEBVTT - #261: Your Friend's Nickname is WHAT???

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<v Speaker 1>Start up dot up.

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<v Speaker 2>Start up Brooklyn Boys by start up Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Start up dot up? They making noise? Not up start

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<v Speaker 1>up dot up Episode two sixty one of the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys podcasts. A podcast podcast. It's a podcast. Should we

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<v Speaker 1>do a SMR because it SMR?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I always tried to understand what people's fascination was because

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<v Speaker 1>some people have the misophonia, which is where you start

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<v Speaker 1>chewing and it bothers people so much they want to

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<v Speaker 1>kill you. You know, that's an actual thing. We spoke

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<v Speaker 1>about it on this podcast, right, But some people, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess some are the scratching the listen. Yeah, I don't understand, man,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some Yes, if you want to fall asleep, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>this this, this like rain, this, this this.

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<v Speaker 4>People in bed with your hot boyfriend not me. I

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<v Speaker 4>was not there are well hot girlfriend and they'll just

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<v Speaker 4>still late in bed and they'll just go, honey, you

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<v Speaker 4>have a long day at work.

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<v Speaker 1>No you. I always proct this. Yeah, oh baby, he

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<v Speaker 1>looks so tired. Some people love it stroke your arm.

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<v Speaker 1>If you do a search for as m R, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see what we're talking about. If you've never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But but yeah, a lot of people have But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>how was your week there, David Brody?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Uh, this past weekend was Father's Day and a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of stories about my day. But the first off,

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<v Speaker 4>we went to a diner, which I'll tell you about.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh at some point we had uh just uh. I

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<v Speaker 4>went with my wife and two of my daughters. One

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<v Speaker 4>of my daughters wasn't feeling well, and then the four

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<v Speaker 4>of us went to see the Broadway show rent but

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<v Speaker 4>very far off Broadway, and I will talk to you

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<v Speaker 4>about that.

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<v Speaker 1>But over I had a very nice father, and the

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<v Speaker 1>actors afford to pay their rent. I'll go bull. How

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<v Speaker 1>far off was it?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Paper Mill Playhouse in Milbourne, New Jersey. It's very famously Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they have I would say, almost normally almost Broadway level

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<v Speaker 1>quality shows. Yeah, and we go there. We go there

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<v Speaker 1>every once in a while.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say a couple of things about this performance,

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<v Speaker 4>if I might.

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<v Speaker 1>Might interrupt you for a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember a couple of weeks ago I had said to

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<v Speaker 4>you at the Taylor Swift show. When somebody's singing badly,

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<v Speaker 4>you say, oh, hey, who sings that song?

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<v Speaker 1>And they tell you who it is? You go good,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's keep it that way, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And you and we were complaining about people in the

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<v Speaker 4>audience at the Tailor Swift show was singing and they

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't sing and they were screeching, and it was a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit much at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Now, when you go to a.

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<v Speaker 4>Broadway show, have you been you've been to Broadway shows.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you've been to one we want to talk

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<v Speaker 4>about later because it looked amazing. But when you go

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<v Speaker 4>to Broadway shows now, some of the theaters will say

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<v Speaker 4>to you, hey, you know you may not have been

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<v Speaker 4>here in many years because of COVID, and welcome back

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<v Speaker 4>to Broadway. We're happy to have you. But if we

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<v Speaker 4>can just go over some ground rules in case you've

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<v Speaker 4>forgotten how to behave in a Broadway theater. They usually

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<v Speaker 4>do that you can't stand up, you can't yell, you

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<v Speaker 4>can't you can't shout, you got to turn your phone off, right,

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<v Speaker 4>all those rules? Right, Well, I will say to you,

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<v Speaker 4>they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that at the paper Mill Playhouse because it's not Broadway,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess they're not used to that. They usually

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<v Speaker 1>give some speech about something. If you think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>do they really have to remind people? I mean, these

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<v Speaker 1>are basic human behaviors. You would think so. They do

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<v Speaker 1>tell you to turn your phone off, which is very nice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but they don't tell you is that it's not the

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<v Speaker 1>Rocky Horror Picture Show. You're not supposed to cheer and

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<v Speaker 1>clap and sing and woot woot and hoop hoop and

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<v Speaker 1>and and whip it up for the for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>You could clap, but you're not supposed to like scream

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<v Speaker 1>along with the people on the stage. Gotta be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they need to tell you that. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's understood. Oh no, because we went to see Rent,

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<v Speaker 1>and when there was clapping or cheering, there were four

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<v Speaker 1>or five girls to my left who were going, whooooooo.

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<v Speaker 6>You go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I got the impression that they were friends with the

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<v Speaker 4>people in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you scare you've never been.

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<v Speaker 4>But when you go to like a dance competition or

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<v Speaker 4>a gymnastics competition for kids like I have, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>when you're when your friends are performing right there or your.

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<v Speaker 1>School, you cheer for that. You cheer extra loudly. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Yeah, because I know when you go see

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<v Speaker 1>a play that's not in a high school auditorium, you

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<v Speaker 1>are not supposed to cheer and whoop woop, woop boop

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<v Speaker 1>boo boom. Well, yeah, the woo woods don't really bother

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<v Speaker 1>me so much. I thought. I thought that they were

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<v Speaker 1>getting out of the chairs and being disrespectful of talking

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<v Speaker 1>back or reciting lines from the show. That's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>The kind of to me, that's bad behavior.

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<v Speaker 4>So singing along, but again I'm not I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 4>to be like, get off the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You can sing along in a show. But the screaming

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<v Speaker 1>and the woo was not They wasn't even time right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very distracting. But one of the things, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know this as a radio guy, scary. You got

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<v Speaker 1>to check your levels right when we do.

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<v Speaker 4>We used to do the morning show together when when

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<v Speaker 4>you would run the board or Elvis would run the board.

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<v Speaker 4>He's playing music under himself. Music's got to be a

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<v Speaker 4>certain level, right of course. Right, If it's too low,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't hear it, if it's too loud, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>hear him.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the entire show, the music was at a nine

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<v Speaker 4>and the microphones were an eight, so you could barely

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<v Speaker 4>hear what they were saying. They were drowning, they were

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<v Speaker 4>fighting each other, right, they were drowning out. And then

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<v Speaker 4>when multiple people sang it was like, no idea, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Brody, I don't know if you looked up at

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<v Speaker 1>the science but they said paper Mill Playhouse. That didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say Broadway. I mean, what do you expect one percent? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing I don't want to expect. I

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<v Speaker 1>love the paper Mill Playhouse. Ye want to do? They're

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<v Speaker 1>operating on a different level a Shoe Streets budget, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all. But I never had this problem before. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying that. At the Rent show I went to,

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<v Speaker 1>the music was like boom, and the microphones are like boom.

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<v Speaker 4>Even your eleven point two million dollar sound system could

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<v Speaker 4>not have helped the situation. I went to go see

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<v Speaker 4>an off Broadway show last week. Did I tell you

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<v Speaker 4>about the rock and roll Man? No, but it's on

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<v Speaker 4>my list of things to say. It's about nineteen fifties DJ.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a DJ from the He basically coined the

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<v Speaker 1>term rock and roll. His name is Alan Freed. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He was from Cleveland, but he came to New York

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<v Speaker 1>and he was on all the AM top forty radio stations.

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<v Speaker 1>He was one of the subjects of American graffiti. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe ten ten wins and WABC AM. So anyway, he

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<v Speaker 1>basically he brought He also brought black acts and white

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<v Speaker 1>acts together on stage. He was the first one to

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<v Speaker 1>really do it and take it around the country on tour.

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<v Speaker 1>The man changed, he literally changed. And he dared to

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<v Speaker 1>play black artists, rick rhythmic artists and white artists like

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Lee Lewis and Buddy Holly on his radio show

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<v Speaker 1>at night, and he would mix them together. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's always these conspiracies that you know, even though first

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<v Speaker 1>of all he was so powerful he was the programmer

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<v Speaker 1>of the radio station. He chose his own music. He

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<v Speaker 1>was a music consultant to the record labels, which is

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<v Speaker 1>illegal because that's payola where you're getting, you know, that's

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<v Speaker 1>where the pain came from. Yes, and then he was

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<v Speaker 1>also the concert promoter. So the guy was like on

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<v Speaker 1>the take, and he had he had way too much power. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>there was no checks and balances take spoiler alert. He

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<v Speaker 1>took a lot of money to play records. Well he did.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is the government got him for that.

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<v Speaker 1>But they he would tell you, as he claimed till

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<v Speaker 1>the very end, that they just wanted him out of

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<v Speaker 1>the business because it was a conspiracy, conspiracy that they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want him on the radio mixing as to good

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<v Speaker 1>desegregating the audience. He wanted to the audience. They say

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<v Speaker 1>at that time in the fifties, the government allegedly wanted,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, the separation, the segregation of music

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<v Speaker 1>and dance, you know. And he had a TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the original Dick Clark American Bandstand on ABC

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<v Speaker 1>and on television. He brought Frankie Lymon and the teenagers

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<v Speaker 1>on a rhythmic black Antools fall in Love? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>Fools Fall? They were performing it on of Love, I

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<v Speaker 1>think on his TV show. They were performing it and

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<v Speaker 1>then Frankie Lyman grabbed a woman from the audience or

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<v Speaker 1>whoever it was a white woman, a white woman, oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>and kissed her on camera, and then they cut to

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<v Speaker 1>commercial because like, oh my god, we can't have an

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<v Speaker 1>interracial kiss. What's going on. It's nineteen fifty seven, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Well, guess what. Dick Clark took over after

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<v Speaker 1>that and called it. They renamed it American Bandstand and

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<v Speaker 1>they went back to the Vanilla Lily White show that

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<v Speaker 1>it was. I'll tell you Rock and roll man if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a chance, if you're in New York to

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<v Speaker 1>see it, because it's well, I'm you know, I'm invested

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<v Speaker 1>in it because I'm a radio man. But no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>on my list.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, as soon as it was announced, my wife

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<v Speaker 4>texted me from working.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, we gotta go see the show.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want to see it?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I know Alan Freed very well. I just I

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<v Speaker 4>love I love when famous people claim conspiracy when they're

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<v Speaker 4>just guilty, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>The people on out to get him. He was there

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<v Speaker 1>were people though, around surrounding and change the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>you're a criminal just because there are people who don't

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<v Speaker 1>like you. He claims he was never on the tep you.

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<v Speaker 1>He claimed he was a music consultant for these record

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<v Speaker 1>labels for artists and so that's how he got by it.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, anyway, yeah, it's a good show. Though. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>while we're talking about Broadway, why don't you please explain

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<v Speaker 1>to me, Oh, here's what I saw on your social media.

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<v Speaker 1>You went to a show last night or night before,

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<v Speaker 1>whenever it was, it was last night, and it looked

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<v Speaker 1>like you were in the old was it Studio fifty four?

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<v Speaker 1>What was the club that used to have like all

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<v Speaker 1>the balconies on the sides the Palladium, the Palladium. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it looked like the Palladium. So I said, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't look right. You said you were going to

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<v Speaker 1>a Broadway show. I was, but it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's a play. Whatever you were.

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<v Speaker 4>We had a center centerisle like a dance floor, and

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<v Speaker 4>then like balconies on both sides, and it looked nothing

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<v Speaker 4>like a Broadway show theater and it was like laser

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<v Speaker 4>lights and neon and so what the hell did you

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<v Speaker 4>go see a circus?

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<v Speaker 1>Well again, another show you should see is called Here

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<v Speaker 1>Lies Love and it's basically okay. So so when you go,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an old, old, old Broadway theater, no doubt. But

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<v Speaker 1>what they did was they shelled it out and they

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<v Speaker 1>they and they made a theater within a theater. So

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<v Speaker 1>when you were on when you go into this theater,

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<v Speaker 1>you're walking into that that that club like atmosphere with

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<v Speaker 1>laser lights and everything. Their seats off the floor. But

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't, they didn't. They were behind these walls so

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<v Speaker 1>that they.

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<v Speaker 4>Were like their Instagram actually says, we took these the

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<v Speaker 4>seats off.

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<v Speaker 1>The middle of the floor. Oh yeah, yeah, to create

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<v Speaker 1>the aisle. The floor seats are all the orchestra is

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<v Speaker 1>all gone. I don't know what the hell they did

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<v Speaker 1>with them. Yeah, so it's now just a floor and

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<v Speaker 1>they have these Broadway and they have these these stage

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<v Speaker 1>the stage which actually moves. So it's the music of

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<v Speaker 1>David Byrne from Talking Heads and Fat Boys Slim. They

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<v Speaker 1>did the music together and they just created this immersive,

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<v Speaker 1>immersive show where the actors are on stage, they're in

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd, they're up in the rafters, they're off to

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<v Speaker 1>the sides, and they're doing the show all around you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's three sixty and for the people on the floor,

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<v Speaker 1>the added bonus of standing room only, you move with

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<v Speaker 1>the stage. So all of a sudden, at certain points,

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<v Speaker 1>the stage is rotating, the catwalk is rotating. New catwalks

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<v Speaker 1>are forming, and you're on the catwalk. No, I was

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<v Speaker 1>standing beside it. And what I'm saying is you know

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<v Speaker 1>that you know that theos for the catwalk, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the people with the glow sticks with the plane, they

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<v Speaker 1>the plane globsticklo. So they're leading you, Hey, go this

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<v Speaker 1>way because the stage is moving, So you're walking and

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<v Speaker 1>being corralled like cattle all around for the entire two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great show, And basically it was about a

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<v Speaker 1>topic I never knew, the life of Emelda Marcos, the

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<v Speaker 1>first lady from the Philippines who went from poverty to

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<v Speaker 1>first lady and then forgot about her country, left it

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<v Speaker 1>in shambles while she was outliving the good life in

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<v Speaker 1>New York and Paris and visiting everywhere. Don't you remember,

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<v Speaker 1>Meldon Marcos. The closet of shoes, closet shoes, Yeah, thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of shoes that she owned. Yeah. So, anyway, this woman now,

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<v Speaker 1>so she then was her it was her fall, It

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<v Speaker 1>was her rise to power, then her fall, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she had to flee the country in the eighties. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know she's still alive. She's ninety three years old. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>was she there? I said that. I said to my girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you think Emelda's going to come and see

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<v Speaker 1>the show? A show that pretty much disgraces her and Moxer.

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<v Speaker 1>But how crazy would it be good to like show

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<v Speaker 1>up at that thing at ninety three years old to

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<v Speaker 1>see a show that pretty much makes you the villain?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, I'm gonna uh, I'll go see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get me tickets. Thanks appreciate it. Those are two

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<v Speaker 1>great shows to see if you're in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see the Thanksgiving Show. The hell is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Look it up?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's the Thanksgiving Day Show or Thanksgiving Day.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a comedy that makes fun of Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, fair enough? And yeah, there's one about there's those

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<v Speaker 1>about one about the making of Jaws. Oh yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>shark is broken. The shark is broken. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>see that one too. This is one of the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>movies of all time. Had a robotic shark. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>the shark was broken most of the movie, so you

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<v Speaker 1>don't see the shark until the very end of the film,

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<v Speaker 1>mostly because it didn't work. Now, how do they get

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<v Speaker 1>a pack? How do they get a play out of that?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How do they get entire.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's the story of so Steven Spielberg had to

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<v Speaker 4>rewrite the script for Jaws, and it came out more

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<v Speaker 4>scary because you don't see the shark, but you see

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<v Speaker 4>things that make you think of the shark, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>more terrifying that you're like, is it gonna come up?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>And it ended up a more scary movie because you

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<v Speaker 4>don't see the shark than what he had anticipated what

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<v Speaker 4>he wanted to do, so is about it worked out

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<v Speaker 4>very well, but in his original screenplay was much more

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<v Speaker 4>shark and the water, and the sea water kept rusting

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<v Speaker 4>the motor and the parts so that it didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Work most of the time. That's crazy. Jaws one of

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest films of all time. Well, all I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>that on that is Broadway is roaring back. There's so

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<v Speaker 1>many shows to see, and I think that this was

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<v Speaker 1>like the on your market set go out of COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>So now everything's opening and there's so much going on.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're in New York City, Times Square, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>go there, go to the Broadway, go to the theater district,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know you can get tickets to the last

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<v Speaker 1>minute to these shows. This is not an ad, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, but you can go last minute and probably

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<v Speaker 1>get into something for a very good price. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>saying that you are it's not a sponsor. Not a sponsor, Okay, okay, because.

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<v Speaker 4>I would hate to think that you're promoting something that

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<v Speaker 4>you were a sponsor for.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're gonna have to make it hit the gin.

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<v Speaker 1>Would I ever do that you would not this time.

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<v Speaker 5>The Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, when did we become such Broadway buffs?

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<v Speaker 4>I let me tell you something this past year, having

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<v Speaker 4>not working where I can go out to Broadway shows

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<v Speaker 4>all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about this. My wife and I go all

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 4>So this year we watched the Tonys and we saw

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<v Speaker 4>almost every nominated play and almost everyone we saw they

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<v Speaker 4>won for something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me ask you this, speaking of not working

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<v Speaker 1>first close to a year. Yeah, what's your take on life?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I live, Okay, if I'm being honest, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know any other life than getting up at four

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock in the morning, working mornings, not understanding what traffic,

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<v Speaker 1>commuting traffic is like, and then and then going to

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<v Speaker 1>bed early and every night to school night unless it's

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend, of course, because I get my partying in,

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<v Speaker 1>but not like you know. So, I guess my question

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<v Speaker 1>to you is, because I've never known that you hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>known that for a long time. How do things change now?

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<v Speaker 1>And what are you noticing and what kinds of new

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<v Speaker 1>different things are you doing that you know that you'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to share with the slices?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, let me say that had I left the

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<v Speaker 4>show for the pandemic, my perspective on your question would

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<v Speaker 4>be much different. But because we worked from home for

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<v Speaker 4>two years, where you know, I sat on the couch

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<v Speaker 4>for four hours with you guys on the show, did

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<v Speaker 4>the show, did my job during the show, and then

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<v Speaker 4>the minute the show was over, I was on my

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<v Speaker 4>couch again. I was home right where I could get

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<v Speaker 4>up at like ten to six of a quarter to

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<v Speaker 4>six right and get ready for the show. So I'm

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<v Speaker 4>only four hours different then I was when I was

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<v Speaker 4>on the show during the pandemic. Yeah, so I would

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<v Speaker 4>say that helped me adjust to this life. But not

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<v Speaker 4>having to wake up at all, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying. Like right now, you're right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You you don't have a job at the moment, so

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<v Speaker 1>you doesn't matter what time you wake up unless you

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<v Speaker 1>have an appointment. But that aside, Look, what's that like

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<v Speaker 1>every day?

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<v Speaker 4>So you know that feeling on Friday where you worked

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning, so you're tired. So if you go

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<v Speaker 4>out on Friday, you're tired because you got up early

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<v Speaker 4>morning on Friday, and you know that feeling on Sunday

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<v Speaker 4>where you get up late, but you're stressed because you

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<v Speaker 4>gotta go to work the next day, so you go

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<v Speaker 4>to bed early on Sunday. Yeah, so one day a

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<v Speaker 4>week you have that sleep late, stay up late Saturday

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<v Speaker 4>night that one day and it's awesome, right, You're like, well, Saturday,

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<v Speaker 4>I got nothing of no no work in the morning,

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<v Speaker 4>no work tomorrow. And then sometimes it's a holiday on Monday,

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<v Speaker 4>so your Sunday is like whoa, yeah weekend. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 4>get that every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I have to look at my phone sometimes to

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<v Speaker 4>see what day of the week it is because I

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<v Speaker 4>have no schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>What different things have you been doing that you would

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<v Speaker 1>not have that you hadn't done or couldn't have done

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<v Speaker 1>when you were working mornings.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I told you I go to dinner more often

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<v Speaker 4>during the week I have not in the city. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>notice that I can head into the city and have

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<v Speaker 4>dinner during the week. Now, if we go to Broadway

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<v Speaker 4>show on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday, I don't have

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<v Speaker 4>to worry about getting to bed because I'm not staying

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<v Speaker 4>up every night writing. So not to get too technical,

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<v Speaker 4>but if you listen to Ze one hundred in New

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<v Speaker 4>York up until well, I don't know if you still

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<v Speaker 4>do it. When I was there, there were two times

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<v Speaker 4>a show where Elvis would do a live break but

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<v Speaker 4>only for New York, and it was just about New

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<v Speaker 4>York stuff, new York crime, sports, weather, interesting stories, and

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<v Speaker 4>I would have to step every night and write those.

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<v Speaker 4>So every night i'd have to before I went to bed,

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<v Speaker 4>I had to write a bunch of stuff so that

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<v Speaker 4>allays had stuff to talk about. I don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>stress about that anymore. I go out, I don't have to,

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<v Speaker 4>like I gotta get home and write.

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<v Speaker 1>The local breaks.

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<v Speaker 7>You don't.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have homework. I don't have homework. I have

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<v Speaker 4>homework every night. My kids like, you don't have homework.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I have homework. So I've done a lot

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<v Speaker 4>more car trips. I want to drive to Philly, drive

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<v Speaker 4>the Philly during the week. I drove to New Haven

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of times. Oh, I did go back to

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<v Speaker 4>New Haven. I got to talk about that at some point.

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<v Speaker 4>So you know, I just I get stuff done good.

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<v Speaker 4>I fix more stuff around the house. Uh, selling a

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<v Speaker 4>lot more stuff on eBay.

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<v Speaker 1>You get into more arguments, You get into more arguments

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<v Speaker 1>with people online, you have more time to fuck around.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh No, I don't. I don't. I'm not online anymore

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<v Speaker 1>than I was. Okay, no, you know, you don't find

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<v Speaker 1>yourself in the middle of more uh more action, more

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<v Speaker 1>more things. Now you know what I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>I watch more television. I'll tell you that much.

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<v Speaker 4>And with the writer's strike gets killing me because I

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<v Speaker 4>don't have any late night talk shows to watch. So

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<v Speaker 4>that's that's like, oh what do I do? So what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing is I'm streaming movies I never would have

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<v Speaker 4>watched before. I'm streaming, like I keep googling, like what's

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<v Speaker 4>the best murder mystery streaming right now? And I keep

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<v Speaker 4>watching murder mysteries and thrillers and and stuff that I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't have time for. Yeah, a lot of that, A

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<v Speaker 4>lot of that, A lot of seeing friends I haven't

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<v Speaker 4>seen in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go catching California. Yeah, mind was in California.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, Oh, you want to go out to dinner

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<v Speaker 1>with so and so and so and so. What night?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>How about Tuesday? I'm like sure, Whereas normally I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't if we go to dinner A five maybe six.

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<v Speaker 4>There's too much to go out during the week with.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to work, I had to go home and

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<v Speaker 4>do homework.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, it's just really, it's just it's I'm relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you're a different David Brody Well, with

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<v Speaker 1>the exception of getting into arguments and fights with customer

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<v Speaker 1>service when the people Nope, who are you, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>complain about on the podcast. Yeah, you know, I realized

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm like, you know what, I'm like, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>starting to like think about hmm me. No, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>always think about you, you know, I do you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>my dreams every night. But we're trying. Here's here's how

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<v Speaker 1>do I put this. Okay, I'm gonna be fifty next year, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm thinking like.

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<v Speaker 4>Counting the days by the way, I got I gotta

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<v Speaker 4>countdown clock in my kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you so concerned? I'll tell you why. Slices

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, remember you're listening for a while. When I

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<v Speaker 1>turned forty, Scary gave me shit and.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, you know, at Scary, I'm gonna keep working

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<v Speaker 4>at this morning show. I must stay live long enough

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<v Speaker 4>till you hit forty. And then when you hit forty.

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<v Speaker 4>I was rasing you, and Elvis said to me in

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<v Speaker 4>the studio, why are rasing scary about being forty? You're

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<v Speaker 4>over forty, And I said, because he gave me shit

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<v Speaker 4>when I turned forty. Then when I turned fifty, scary,

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<v Speaker 4>you gave me shit. And I said, scary, why do

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<v Speaker 4>you turn fifty. I'm gonna live long enough till you

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<v Speaker 4>turn fifty, so I'm gonna gonna murder you.

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<v Speaker 1>When you turn sixty next year. I'll give you a

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<v Speaker 1>shit for that. Ah, you're a dick. I'm not sixty.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice try say you're waiting for me to fifty. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel that, like, well, wait a second. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the hill. I'm like, I'm now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>now coming down the other side of the hill, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's over the hill, fifties over the hill, not over

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<v Speaker 1>the hill, but like halfway through. If you picture a

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<v Speaker 1>hill halfway a symmetrical hill, not not in the word,

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<v Speaker 1>not in the phrase, in the figurative over the hill.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I've got to live, I definitely have lived

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<v Speaker 1>more than half my life now, right, you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that you could live to one hundred, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'm at the halfway point. Isn't that a good

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<v Speaker 1>time to stop an assess. I mean, I'm wondering now,

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<v Speaker 1>but so now should I though? What? What?

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<v Speaker 4>But the way I eat, you're not the healthiest to

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<v Speaker 4>live to one hundred, That's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so there are more than halfway one hundred. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not gonna exacerbate my point. Doesn't that mean now

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<v Speaker 1>I should start like worrying about Wait a second, should

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<v Speaker 1>I start traveling more? Shouldn't I get go places? Shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>I think about going to different continents, going to Asia?

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, like, what's going on? And I've always

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go to Japan. I've never been, so I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I feel like now the time is now.

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<v Speaker 1>Now It's like, do as much as you can. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to be so cerebral and so introspective

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<v Speaker 1>and so so serious, I know, because I can't. We're

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<v Speaker 1>taking this down this lane right now. We're blowing off

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<v Speaker 1>everything that we had planned.

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<v Speaker 4>But I went on two cruises earlier in the year

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<v Speaker 4>because I have the time, but also because you know,

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<v Speaker 4>so my wife and I have talked about going to

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<v Speaker 4>a Greece, a cruise through Greece, you know, stuff on

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<v Speaker 4>our list that we have time for.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, so I will see what happens. So my point

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<v Speaker 1>is I've started to like look at a calendar. I'm like,

0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I need to like load my calendar up with shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, whatever it is, it could be something as

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<v Speaker 1>stupid as let's go to Williamsburg and try all those

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<v Speaker 1>those five new pizza shops that showed up.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, right, but you're on vacation next week and

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<v Speaker 4>you're going to a place you've already been to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, but I have been. But you know something,

0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:56.800
<v Speaker 1>we go to different. There's experiences two hours away. Like

0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:59.359
<v Speaker 1>last time we went, we went two hours away to

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<v Speaker 1>a Nash park where there was monkeys. Totally get that. Yeah, listen,

0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:05.239
<v Speaker 1>so America is different two hours away. I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>But my friends were actually my friends want to go

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<v Speaker 1>Zipp going to come go to Costa Rica for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days. My friends, you want to go to

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that every city. I'm not saying every

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<v Speaker 1>city in Costa Rica is the same. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>What I'm saying is you're on vacation, you going to

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<v Speaker 4>co That's great, But you just said you want to

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<v Speaker 4>go to Japan.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Have you been to Australia? No, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Philippines. I want to go there too. Have

0:24:25.880 --> 0:24:29.399
<v Speaker 1>you been to China? No? None of Russia? No? Right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Pop Popua, New Guinea, none of it?

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you've been to South Korea, Abu Dhabi, r There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of great places all over the world you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't been to, and you keep going back to Aruba

0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:44.680
<v Speaker 1>and Costa Rica and Miami and the Bahamas. Beautiful places. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's different experiences. So like so now my friend's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting the Japan. So my buddy Bart is a

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<v Speaker 1>big fisher, fish fisher, hold on slices. Have any of

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<v Speaker 1>us ever heard of Bart? None of us have heard

0:24:54.920 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 1>of Bart, Bartjetski, Brian Taul, Darren Bart his name. He's

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<v Speaker 1>less but less your black friend. That's what you guys know.

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Bart is my insurance guy, and I know that it's

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 1>twenty years barked the insurance guy. Bart's the best Bart

0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:11.959
<v Speaker 1>and I have been French insurance. We used to hang

0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:13.720
<v Speaker 1>out at the Madison when he lived in Hoboken, but

0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:16.919
<v Speaker 1>he moved away. But anyway, when you go on vacation

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:19.399
<v Speaker 1>with brought you the podcast friend. Wait a second. So

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Bart Bart likes to go boating and fishing, so he's like,

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Bart likes to go boating, so he's a art likes

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<v Speaker 1>So he's like, can we japanas islands? Right?

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 3>I know?

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<v Speaker 1>So he goes to me, Hey, you know, Costa Rica

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<v Speaker 1>is like number one in the world for fishing. I said,

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I know. They have fishing competitions, especially there submersible, submissible,

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:44.199
<v Speaker 1>submersible submersible. Yeah, what are you trying to say? You

0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:45.720
<v Speaker 1>want me to you don't want me to come back

0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 1>and they're not safe. I wouldn't that's not my thrid.

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:51.680
<v Speaker 1>But he's like, he said to me, let's go fishing.

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:56.040
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'm not a fisherman. And then thing's

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 1>scary's never done for five hundred please, No, that's exactly it.

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:01.200
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, come on, he goes, we'll go out.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, he goes, they got the best fishing in

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<v Speaker 1>the world in Costa Rica. So now he's opening my

0:26:05.960 --> 0:26:08.800
<v Speaker 1>mind to that. Do I waste and I call it waste?

0:26:08.840 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 1>But do I spend an entire afternoon in a boat fishing?

0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Do you know how to whistle? And because that's half

0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:19.919
<v Speaker 1>a fishing You sit there, you go. I'm sure some

0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:22.479
<v Speaker 1>people listening like to go fishing, and you're insulting them

0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:25.040
<v Speaker 1>right now. No, no, no, I'm saying you a real

0:26:25.080 --> 0:26:30.159
<v Speaker 1>fisher a real fisherman or fisherwoman or lady fishermen. Uh,

0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 1>they fish, they're active. They had to work the rod

0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 1>and the lures, and some of them I know how

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:38.720
<v Speaker 1>to work the rod. Yeah, you're gonna sit in the

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:42.120
<v Speaker 1>boat and whistle that. That's all not fisherman you. Yeah,

0:26:42.400 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 1>so it's probably not a fish and they're not to

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<v Speaker 1>cast the line and yeah, it means to throw it

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<v Speaker 1>into the into the ocean with the hook and the

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<v Speaker 1>and the and the uh chum on it and the

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:57.760
<v Speaker 1>chum chum isn't chum the bait. It's the bait. That's

0:26:57.760 --> 0:26:59.639
<v Speaker 1>the stuff you scoop overboard and the track sharks and

0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:03.480
<v Speaker 1>John's Yeah. Well well anyway, so also said my buddy

0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Indian Matt. Indian Matt wants to go zipline. Matt wants

0:27:07.440 --> 0:27:10.359
<v Speaker 1>to go ziplining. But I look, I googled it and

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:12.520
<v Speaker 1>some of the only zip line they have in Costa

0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Rica is where you have to hook your own line

0:27:15.320 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 1>where you go up all the way at the top,

0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:18.920
<v Speaker 1>and then you actually have to take the actual hook

0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 1>and put it on the actual rail yourself and get

0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:25.880
<v Speaker 1>it in the track and then go to the next one.

0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Then you get to the next landing, and then you

0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:29.040
<v Speaker 1>got to do it again. You got to unhook yourself.

0:27:29.400 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not dude, do you can you see me doing that? No,

0:27:34.200 --> 0:27:39.040
<v Speaker 1>not properly. I'll kill myself. I can't do it. I

0:27:39.680 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 1>cannot go ziplining.

0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:42.720
<v Speaker 4>I keep on the I have a question on behalf

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 4>of the slices so far on the trip is insurance.

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Part right in the Indian Matt? Yeah, black less no

0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 1>less than coming. No. No, so that while you brought

0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:57.919
<v Speaker 1>in the Indian Matt about two hours ago before we

0:27:57.920 --> 0:28:00.959
<v Speaker 1>start this podcast, that you have to bring one of colors.

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Just keep Bryan joined on. He's com okay. He saw that.

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 1>He took one look at the weather in New York

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:08.800
<v Speaker 1>this weekend and he's like, yeah, okay, hit by the way,

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:11.160
<v Speaker 1>jets key. Brian owns the jet skis. He's not gonna

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 1>have much of a business this weekend because he's gonna

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:15.919
<v Speaker 1>have to cancel his tours because he's just he's coming up.

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:19.520
<v Speaker 1>My question here Okay, so you've got let me insurance,

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Bart jet ski, Matt's jet skid. No sex on the way.

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Dave is in Puerto Rico. He was gonna come Matt.

0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Indian Matt's going because black less isn't right. I'm sure

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.159
<v Speaker 1>that's why you invited him. You tell and so what

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:36.440
<v Speaker 1>do they call you? You must have a nickname?

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 3>Me?

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just Scary Jones and he scary. No, you

0:28:41.600 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 1>can't go about your radio name. That's what they called me.

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:47.920
<v Speaker 1>They know me my radio name. Okay, So why is

0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Matt Indian Matt?

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 3>Why?

0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Because he because we've because we know two Matts,

0:28:53.880 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 1>and he's the Indian one. So that's the white one, right,

0:28:59.000 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 1>So he's Indian Matt. Why is that funny to you?

0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Why is it funny? Why didn't you call the other

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:10.120
<v Speaker 1>guy white Matt and Indian Matt just Matt? Why did Matt?

0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Because he and Matt lose out on being mad Because

0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I met white Matt first, So white Matt plus you

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 1>did well. No I knew if I knew Indian Matt first,

0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>he would be mad you. No, no, no, no, Indian Matt.

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 1>If I knew Matt, if I can offer you to

0:29:24.120 --> 0:29:27.280
<v Speaker 1>ma man him. Yeah, he's very dark. But you know,

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, so you're a man him. No, no,

0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:33.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't listen to me. If I knew, if I

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:37.160
<v Speaker 1>knew Indian Matt first, he would just be Matt. Okay.

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:40.880
<v Speaker 1>And then if I met White Matt after that, then

0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Indian Matt wouldn't become Indian Matt. He's still he would

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 1>still be mad. And then then white Matt would have

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 1>the name because because white Matt would be the differential,

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 1>because it's the offshoot, it's the second one. The second

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 1>one gets the adjective. You can just call him milk.

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to call him white milk. He'd be

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 1>white Matt. But in this case, I know Matt white

0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Matt first, so he's just mad. Okay. Let's say, let's

0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 1>say you're not a racist Indian. If you knew Indian

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Matt first, and you just called Indian Matt Matt, where's

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 1>this going, by the way, would you call would you

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:16.240
<v Speaker 1>call second Matt like not Indian Matt? If I knew

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:18.680
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? If I knew Matt set of

0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:21.320
<v Speaker 1>white Matt, you could call him not Indian Matt because

0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 1>he's Matt. But he's not Indian. No, No, that's not

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 1>how okay. And if if Brian didn't own jet skis,

0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 1>would he be white Brian? He just be Brian. What

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 1>about sex on the because I know Brian's I know,

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I know toilet Brian. We know toilet Brian. He falls

0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 1>asleep on the toilet, the guy who falls asleep in

0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>a toilet. So so to differentiate between my friends, if

0:30:42.880 --> 0:30:45.320
<v Speaker 1>ever I say Brian, sometimes they think of toilet Brian.

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>So why couldn't you call Matt. What's Matt's last initial?

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh e E? So why couldn't you call Matt e

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 1>or Matty? Mattie Mattie? Call Matt? I mean, does he

0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 1>know he's Indian matters? That's just when he's not around.

0:31:00.960 --> 0:31:02.760
<v Speaker 1>And by the way, all the Anthonys go by their

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>last names, a lot of them. So so that's why

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm scary. And then Anthony Falco is Falco. It's I'll

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 1>going scary. That's his white is white Matt going on

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>the trip? No, so why can't you just call Indian

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Matt Matt? He'll be doing In fact, white Matt. Indian

0:31:17.880 --> 0:31:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Matt doesn't know white Matt. They don't know each other.

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:22.200
<v Speaker 1>They don't cross path. You wonder why you call him

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Indian Matt. No, because he knows that we the group

0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 1>of us, know another Matt that's not him. Right, But

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:31.040
<v Speaker 1>when you go, like on this trip, white Matt's not

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:32.960
<v Speaker 1>going to be there, No, So why don't you just

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 1>why don't you just call him Matt? And I do

0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:38.800
<v Speaker 1>the only Matt? Yeah, yeah, yeah, on that trip he's Matt.

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Really Okay, Let's say Matt goes to the bathroom and

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>you and jet Ski Bryant are talking. Do you say

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:47.440
<v Speaker 1>where's Matt? Or do you say hey, win the Indian

0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Matt go No, we say where's Matt? Because white Matt

0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 1>is not part of the equation. But if Matt showed

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 1>up Indian Matt's fucked, then he becomes Matt. He becomes

0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Indian Matt. What's so funny? We have we have nicknames

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>for all our friends. But that's not a nickname. Sure

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 1>it is. It's a name that doesn't he wasn't born with.

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a nick Let's say Spruce was on vacation with you,

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:22.200
<v Speaker 1>but you knew another Spruce and the other that called

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 1>him black Spruce. You're trained and set me up for racism. Here,

0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 1>and there's no racist there's not a racist Poe in

0:32:30.800 --> 0:32:38.400
<v Speaker 1>my body, no, none whatsoever. No, I'm just asking and

0:32:38.480 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>verdie Okay. Following up our conversation before the commerce, we

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 1>had to wipe the slate clean because I felt filthy

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 1>you were making me feel. If sex on the way

0:32:47.640 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>Dave went on a trip with me, you me and

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:53.480
<v Speaker 1>sex on the way on the way Dave, Am I

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>just David because you knew me first? Or am I

0:32:56.000 --> 0:32:58.160
<v Speaker 1>no sex ever? Or no sex on the way Dave?

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:01.720
<v Speaker 1>If he's sex on the way Dave, Am I just David?

0:33:02.360 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Or am I knew you? You knew me first? You're brody,

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 1>so I call you by your last name. You're always brody.

0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:12.840
<v Speaker 1>You're not David. You never were David to me. But

0:33:12.880 --> 0:33:15.520
<v Speaker 1>if you were David, No, I was David when I

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 1>first met you. You didn't call me by my last name. First.

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 1>The first persons, okay, the first person with that name

0:33:22.160 --> 0:33:26.360
<v Speaker 1>takes the regular name, Okay. Anyone thereafter has to be

0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 1>described in some other way to differentiate them from the

0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:31.040
<v Speaker 1>original the og. Okay.

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 4>If you met another Brian, a third Brian, you have

0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:34.680
<v Speaker 4>to give him a name.

0:33:34.800 --> 0:33:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we would, we would, Yeah, that's how that works.

0:33:40.680 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Now what if you mean see we have this problem.

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:45.480
<v Speaker 1>You don't have this problem because you don't have any friends.

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 6>So you're you're lucky.

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 1>You know you're lucky. You know one Jeff, let alone two.

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:52.600
<v Speaker 1>That's how many checks I want to be friends with.

0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Listen to me.

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 4>Let's say you've got white Matt and Indian Matt. Okay,

0:33:57.720 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 4>let's say you become friends at the radio station, at something.

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 4>You become friends with another Matt who's Indian. You can't

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:08.319
<v Speaker 4>call him Indian Matt. No, you call him Indian Matt too?

0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:12.880
<v Speaker 1>No? What does he do for a living? But why okay,

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:17.040
<v Speaker 1>why couldn't you call Indian Matt by his job? Because

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:24.600
<v Speaker 1>he's an architect? So what architect Matt? Uh? Yeah, but

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:26.440
<v Speaker 1>we didn't know what he did Matt. We didn't know

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:28.319
<v Speaker 1>sketch Matt. We didn't know what he did for a

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 1>living for several years. Oh, you just knew he was Indian.

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 1>That's all you had to know about Brian. I don't

0:34:35.680 --> 0:34:38.239
<v Speaker 1>know he's Matt, he's Indian. I can't he's Indian Matt.

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I can't be the only one that has friends with nicknames.

0:34:43.360 --> 0:34:47.240
<v Speaker 1>Listen to everyone, I want the slices to call in. Okay,

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 1>every one of your friends you named after that job,

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:53.120
<v Speaker 1>except tall Darren, who's tall Tall. It's it's a trade,

0:34:53.120 --> 0:34:55.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a feature. Yes, it's a feature. So because we

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:58.600
<v Speaker 1>knew Darren Feffer at the radio stage, so I knew

0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 1>tall Darren. I also know Darren who owns the bar,

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Darren the other Darren who owns one of the bars,

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 1>and so so toll Darren is.

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:12.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, jetski Brian. You could have called him not

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:15.520
<v Speaker 4>his job. You could have called him white guy Brian.

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:20.319
<v Speaker 4>Two toilet Brian is toilet Brian. So jetski Brian could

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:23.240
<v Speaker 4>have just been Brian. No, toilet Brian was originally Brian.

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:24.720
<v Speaker 4>You named him toilet Brian.

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right, I did. Yeah, well because you said

0:35:27.560 --> 0:35:29.919
<v Speaker 1>the one always fell asleep on the toilets all the time.

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.560
<v Speaker 1>Is this is this burned? Are we beating this horse?

0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Is this? I'm said, that's okay, I have fine. I

0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 1>just I just didn't think we were going to take

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:40.160
<v Speaker 1>this kind of a turn. Some morning show would say

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:45.279
<v Speaker 1>that's the best of okay, tremendous, all right, oh god, okay,

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:47.280
<v Speaker 1>we have to can we get Indian Matt on the phone.

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll call him right now. Yes, let's get him on

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 1>the Oh my god, this has gone on way too long.

0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:55.360
<v Speaker 1>I got questions. No, I think the slices would like

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:58.200
<v Speaker 1>to know how Indian Matt feels about Indiana. Oh my god.

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:09.879
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll go quickly though. Hold on, Scary Matt. Hey, Hey,

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:12.800
<v Speaker 1>what's up you? Listen you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

0:36:13.200 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 1>My buddy David Brody is here. Say how to David

0:36:16.640 --> 0:36:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Brody real quick?

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:20.000
<v Speaker 6>Hey, Hey Matt, Hey, David, Hey, how are you. How's

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 6>it going?

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 3>Can't wait to meet you?

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:25.880
<v Speaker 4>So hey, likewise, I meet you as well. You know

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 4>you're one of the few scariest friends I haven't met. Yeah,

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 4>So listen, we were just I just said, he goes,

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.319
<v Speaker 4>what are you doing? And I said, oh, I'm going

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:35.920
<v Speaker 4>on our trip and my boy, Indian Matt is coming.

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 4>So so brode So he turned into a ten minute conversation.

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:44.080
<v Speaker 1>About Indian Matt and why wire I call him Indian

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Matt And I said, because I know another Matt who's

0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:49.799
<v Speaker 1>white and so anyway, so Brody Brody has a question

0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:52.480
<v Speaker 1>or two forget I got questions. So Matt, Yeah, you're

0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:54.240
<v Speaker 1>the only Mat I know, so I'm calling you Matt.

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:55.120
<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing.

0:36:55.160 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 6>Okay, good.

0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:58.279
<v Speaker 4>So Scary has a lot of friends. He's got jet Ski,

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:03.719
<v Speaker 4>Brian Tall down in toilet, Brian uh Sex on the way,

0:37:03.800 --> 0:37:07.880
<v Speaker 4>Dave uh Falco. He's got all these guys with nicknames

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:11.360
<v Speaker 4>and last names, right, a lot of them. Their nicknames

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 4>are based on their jobs, like jet Ski, Briant. So

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:18.560
<v Speaker 4>I said, why why are you calling him Indian Matt?

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.799
<v Speaker 4>He said, well, he's the second Matt I met. I go,

0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 4>I you could have called him Matt e. You have

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:26.399
<v Speaker 4>to call him Indian Matt. So, first of all, yeah,

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:27.520
<v Speaker 4>you cool with Indian Matt.

0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I am, I'm as cool as a cucumbers four seconds.

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 4>You took four seconds stance to Second of all, I

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:40.560
<v Speaker 4>said to him, So, I said, what if you met

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:43.520
<v Speaker 4>another Indian guy named Matt that he couldn't be Indian Matt.

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 1>He goes, oh, then we didn't name him after his job.

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:47.680
<v Speaker 1>I go, then why didn't you name Indian Matt after

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:50.319
<v Speaker 1>his job architect Matt? He said, It's not the way

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:51.440
<v Speaker 1>we do it. I didn't know what he did for

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:54.560
<v Speaker 1>a living when I met him. I go, what he does?

0:37:55.640 --> 0:37:57.319
<v Speaker 1>I said, So the only thing you know about Matt

0:37:57.360 --> 0:37:58.960
<v Speaker 1>when you became friends with him is that he's Indian.

0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 1>That's your That's all he knew about That's it. That's it.

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 2>And you'll get to know a lot more about me

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:07.719
<v Speaker 2>that even.

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 6>Scary doesn't know. I have multiple jobs. That's the real

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 6>reason I can't give you a profession.

0:38:12.239 --> 0:38:14.839
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Thank you, Matt. In fact, in fact, while

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:17.360
<v Speaker 1>you're here, tell them where you are right now, Matt.

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:19.440
<v Speaker 1>And one of the businesses, if people want to come

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 1>meet you, where you should go?

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 6>What a great Mexican cuisine?

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:27.480
<v Speaker 2>One oh four fourteenth Street for the best Mexican food

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:28.880
<v Speaker 2>in New.

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Jersey, Hoboken, New Jersey. He owns a Mexican restaurant Boom Okay,

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:36.360
<v Speaker 1>so he could have been Mexican Matt. It would have

0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 1>made total sense. It's been hilarious.

0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Listen, you could call me whatever you want, as long

0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:42.800
<v Speaker 2>as you give the restaurant business.

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:44.040
<v Speaker 6>You're my best friend.

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 1>Go see Matt at Bob They got great food in there.

0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:48.879
<v Speaker 6>What about Yes, it is great food.

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Hold and if you ask me what's my favorite dish

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:52.320
<v Speaker 2>at the restaurant?

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:52.839
<v Speaker 1>What's that?

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:56.080
<v Speaker 8>It is a toss up between two of them it's

0:38:56.120 --> 0:39:00.839
<v Speaker 8>a casadia or fajita, any which protein use the case

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 8>of the or fahita are number one.

0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, now, can we at least agree?

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:08.239
<v Speaker 4>And I'm sure the restaurant's fine Scary has mentioned it

0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:10.239
<v Speaker 4>before to me privately off of the podcast, how good

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 4>it is.

0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:15.120
<v Speaker 1>You're not Mexican? Correct, No, I'm not. Okay, So if

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 1>you did, like if your nickname was like full mex Matt,

0:39:19.040 --> 0:39:23.240
<v Speaker 1>that's funny, right, that's a good nickname. Yea Fox Max,

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 1>not Max fake Max Matt. That's great. You don't have

0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 1>to bring in the Indian part of it. You have

0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>so much more of your life. You're not gonna win this.

0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 1>He loves it. You can hear it in his voice.

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 1>But you know something, this brings up another argument we've

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:39.760
<v Speaker 1>had on this podcast. You know, Brody feels Brody feels

0:39:39.800 --> 0:39:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, yeah, I know. Let me tell you where

0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:45.560
<v Speaker 1>we're going here now, Matt. So you know when we

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:48.719
<v Speaker 1>have pizza sometimes and you have a choice to go

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:52.400
<v Speaker 1>to car Mines, Carmines Pizza a place or place Tony's Pizza,

0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Tony's Vetos sALS. You get the picture. Yeah, now, yeah,

0:39:56.800 --> 0:39:58.840
<v Speaker 1>you're a part of Betty's pizza. If I see the

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:03.480
<v Speaker 1>word yeah, right, if I see Gertrude's pizza, Brody's assuming

0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:07.040
<v Speaker 1>that it sucks and you wouldn't go in there because

0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's not nat agreed with me? Hold the reed.

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:13.719
<v Speaker 1>So here we have here we have a man of

0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Indian descent who owns a Mexican restaurant. Brody, would you chef?

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:21.439
<v Speaker 1>Would you go eat there?

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 6>Yes?

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 4>Because he's not the chef and you already told me

0:40:24.640 --> 0:40:26.400
<v Speaker 4>it's fantastic, and I trust you. When it comes to

0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:28.960
<v Speaker 4>Mexican off the podcast, Brody would be like, what is

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:31.879
<v Speaker 4>an Indian guy know about if he's know about doing

0:40:31.960 --> 0:40:32.720
<v Speaker 4>Mexican food?

0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on it. So what's the name of

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:41.960
<v Speaker 1>the place? Baha, sorry, Baha, It's called the Mexican Cuisine.

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 1>That sounds that sounds perfect. I'm fine with that.

0:40:46.160 --> 0:40:47.600
<v Speaker 2>What I was going to say, what I wanted to

0:40:47.640 --> 0:40:50.040
<v Speaker 2>say is that listen, you got a lot of people

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:51.040
<v Speaker 2>that that.

0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:52.280
<v Speaker 6>Pulls to no food.

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Two weeks ago, I was in San Sebastian, Spain. I

0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:59.239
<v Speaker 2>dined at two Michelin three restaurants on the same night.

0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I know a thing or two about food because it's

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:02.920
<v Speaker 2>been all my life.

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:03.399
<v Speaker 1>That's all.

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 2>I cook at home, I cook at people's barbecues.

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:10.960
<v Speaker 6>I know food, I know dog food, I know good food,

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 6>I know great food.

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 1>There you go. See, so we never should judge the

0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:19.000
<v Speaker 1>book by its cover in and that.

0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:21.680
<v Speaker 6>Goes you go for every community always wins.

0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's call him chef Matt.

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:25.239
<v Speaker 6>There you go.

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:28.080
<v Speaker 1>You're talking foody Matt.

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:32.359
<v Speaker 6>All right, so we got changing anything to do.

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:36.680
<v Speaker 2>People are saying anything to do with food is always

0:41:36.719 --> 0:41:40.359
<v Speaker 2>welcome because I don't eat because I'm hungry.

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:45.520
<v Speaker 6>I eat because it's quality.

0:41:43.680 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Michel and Matt. So Matt, before you go. If you

0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 1>had another friend named Anthony, get another for named Anthony,

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:53.680
<v Speaker 1>and you met this guy, what would your nickname for

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:54.040
<v Speaker 1>him be?

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:55.960
<v Speaker 6>Sweet Ann?

0:41:56.719 --> 0:42:01.399
<v Speaker 1>Sweet Ann wouldn't be radio ant Radio Anthony. You don't

0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:05.319
<v Speaker 1>get to pick your nickname. Oh my god. All right,

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:08.000
<v Speaker 1>we've wasted enough of your time. Go back to making

0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 1>some amazing foods.

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Come over to the restaurant, boys, come over to the

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:13.160
<v Speaker 2>restaurant when I'm there.

0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:13.840
<v Speaker 6>I want to.

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:15.399
<v Speaker 2>I want to take care of you guys, and make

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:18.400
<v Speaker 2>sure you try a different couple of different uh dishes,

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 2>one that I didn't mention that I want you personally

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:24.319
<v Speaker 2>to both to try. It's uh, you ate, you ate

0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:27.759
<v Speaker 2>shrimp that I'm getting from Galicia Spain. That's what's that's

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:32.279
<v Speaker 2>what's on our our skillet platter called Cameroon is can Coon.

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>There is nothing, there's nothing to do with can Coon.

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:37.920
<v Speaker 2>It's everything to do with Galicia Spain.

0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:40.400
<v Speaker 1>He's a man of his word. There, Brody so and

0:42:40.440 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Brody is Brodie is a guy who follows up. So

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:45.360
<v Speaker 1>you can definitely expect him with the napkin around his

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 1>neck and the knife and fork in his hand, because.

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 3>You know you've seen a couple of year.

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:50.680
<v Speaker 6>I think I think you have.

0:42:50.680 --> 0:42:53.359
<v Speaker 1>Have you come into the restaurant? He is, no, you'll

0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:55.480
<v Speaker 1>know when I'm there. Oh, yes you will. Okay, Okay,

0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:56.759
<v Speaker 1>I asked for you, then I would I would not.

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:58.720
<v Speaker 6>I would love to meet you in person.

0:42:59.520 --> 0:42:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Sank you.

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:02.320
<v Speaker 6>Let's do it. Let's do it in real time.

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:05.359
<v Speaker 2>Uh, face to face and be at a seat at

0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:05.800
<v Speaker 2>my table.

0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:09.560
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk to you soon, Matt, see you soon, Love you, buddy.

0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 1>See what a good guy, good sport. He's well spoken, smart,

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:18.480
<v Speaker 1>intelligent man. Yeah, okay, we got to move off this.

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:20.160
<v Speaker 1>We got to move off. Even though he's a great

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:20.879
<v Speaker 1>restaurant tour.

0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:23.880
<v Speaker 4>Also, like he does everything right, you're taking me to

0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:26.280
<v Speaker 4>dinner doesn't count a steak.

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Though, damn you. I was gonna say, is this count

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<v Speaker 1>as a steak dinner? No? If we have the chimmy

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:34.719
<v Speaker 1>chury skirtch steak. Come on now, if I gave you

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<v Speaker 1>some ropa vieha, is that count of a steak dinner? No?

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:41.240
<v Speaker 4>No, but it counts as taking me to dinner. Okay, okay,

0:43:41.280 --> 0:43:42.560
<v Speaker 4>with that fair enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what did you want to say? And I can

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I mention what I did today? Yeah? What did you

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:49.480
<v Speaker 1>do today, David Brody?

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:49.920
<v Speaker 5>Uh?

0:43:50.040 --> 0:43:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I bought it?

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:52.880
<v Speaker 4>Well, my wife and I bought a new car for

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 4>our daughter. A new car died. Yeah.

0:43:56.600 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 1>So I'll tell you a story. I went to one

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:06.799
<v Speaker 1>dealership to buy a car. Uh and uh we went

0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 1>and we got I got a price test, drove the

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:10.399
<v Speaker 1>car with a guy.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll call the guy. Uh, let's call him Matt, for

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:15.759
<v Speaker 4>the sake as tribute to Indian Matt. We'll call the

0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:18.160
<v Speaker 4>sales guy Matt. And then I went to look at

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:22.359
<v Speaker 4>a Chevy Tracks and the Chevy dealership was great. Took

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:24.759
<v Speaker 4>my daughter to the Chevy dealership. She decided she didn't

0:44:24.840 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 4>like the car. We went back. I called the guy

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:32.279
<v Speaker 4>at the first place. Uh, and I said, hey, let's talk.

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:35.239
<v Speaker 4>Let's talk car, right, Let's talk price, because I had

0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:36.839
<v Speaker 4>been in there, and I'm gonna make up a number.

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Scary.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's say the car was fifteen thousand new, right, that's

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:43.280
<v Speaker 4>what the set on the sticker. Fifteen three hundred. Okay,

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 4>And so I said, uh, listen, I'd like to come

0:44:46.480 --> 0:44:49.000
<v Speaker 4>look at the car, but I've got a Chevy offer

0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:54.439
<v Speaker 4>for thirteen to two. Yep, fourteen to two, and your

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:57.359
<v Speaker 4>car is fifteen three. Well, he's got down closer. He's

0:44:57.360 --> 0:44:58.560
<v Speaker 4>got to start at that price.

0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:00.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if he wants a Matt, he wants to

0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 1>a price match, and even want seeing I'm saying, I'm right,

0:45:02.800 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying I got fourteen to two. You're asking fifteen three.

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:08.560
<v Speaker 1>The cars are comparable. He says, we can work with that.

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Come on down, come back in for a second visit,

0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 1>and uh, you know we can. We can work on

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:15.400
<v Speaker 1>the way what is what is? We can work what

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 1>that really mean? Right?

0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 4>So I said to him, I said, Matt not his

0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:21.120
<v Speaker 4>real name. Listen, I've been around long enough to know

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:23.359
<v Speaker 4>a scam you're trying to get me in there. Once

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 4>you get me in, you think you got me, do

0:45:25.320 --> 0:45:26.879
<v Speaker 4>me a favor if you.

0:45:26.840 --> 0:45:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Can get close by a couple one hundred dollars to

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:34.319
<v Speaker 1>my fourteen to two price. We got a deal, all right,

0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:36.600
<v Speaker 1>because the car, it's a low end car. It's not

0:45:36.600 --> 0:45:39.120
<v Speaker 1>an expensive car. And when you make a lower end car,

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:41.359
<v Speaker 1>there's not a lot of options. It just comes like this,

0:45:41.400 --> 0:45:41.680
<v Speaker 1>is it.

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.040
<v Speaker 4>Every car in the country is exactly the same. Okay,

0:45:44.239 --> 0:45:47.520
<v Speaker 4>So I said, okay, I want the mid level. Give

0:45:47.560 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 4>me the best price. He says, I can't give you

0:45:49.200 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 4>a price I would fallone. I talked to my manager,

0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:53.000
<v Speaker 4>no scam, I said, listen, Matt, I'm not coming all

0:45:53.040 --> 0:45:55.080
<v Speaker 4>the way there. It's twenty minutes to get there. Unless

0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 4>you are going to come close to the price. This

0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:59.719
<v Speaker 4>is the price I want. I'll take fourteen to five,

0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:01.960
<v Speaker 4>all right. I'll go a couple hundred dollars higher because

0:46:01.960 --> 0:46:03.840
<v Speaker 4>my daughter likes the car. But if you come to

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:06.279
<v Speaker 4>fourteen five, he goes, shouldn't be a problem. Come on in,

0:46:06.480 --> 0:46:07.919
<v Speaker 4>I said, all right, Matt, remember what I said.

0:46:08.360 --> 0:46:10.280
<v Speaker 1>So I go in. The next day, I meet with Matt.

0:46:10.520 --> 0:46:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I sit down at his table.

0:46:11.640 --> 0:46:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Of duel.

0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:14.040
<v Speaker 1>You should have recorded him. By the way. I know.

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:16.560
<v Speaker 1>I sit down at his Venus fly trap table where

0:46:16.600 --> 0:46:18.560
<v Speaker 1>they get you. I already know where this is going.

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:20.520
<v Speaker 4>And he says, all right, what's gonna what's it gonna

0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 4>take to get you in this car?

0:46:21.920 --> 0:46:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Let's give me the price. Let's just cut to the chase.

0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:25.680
<v Speaker 1>What's it gonna take? I told you on the phone

0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:27.960
<v Speaker 1>last night, Matt, fourteen to five.

0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:30.640
<v Speaker 4>Right, so, I said, you know what, in a perfect world, Matt,

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 4>I'd like fourteen one. But why don't you see what

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:35.560
<v Speaker 4>you can do for me for fourteen one? I'll sign

0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 4>right now. Let's go a sign right now, let's do

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 4>this fourteen one, I said, even fourteen two. Give me

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:45.200
<v Speaker 4>the same price as as the Chevy fourteen two out

0:46:45.200 --> 0:46:45.480
<v Speaker 4>the door.

0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:47.839
<v Speaker 1>Let's go take the car right now. He says, all right, man,

0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 1>let's go sure in my hand. He goes, I'll go

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:52.279
<v Speaker 1>talk to my professional haggler. Yeah, this is good. He

0:46:52.360 --> 0:46:55.400
<v Speaker 1>comes back with the paper, puts it down, he turns

0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:57.160
<v Speaker 1>it around. He goes, here's what I can do for you.

0:46:57.200 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 1>It's the best. I hate that maneuver when they fucking

0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:04.240
<v Speaker 1>do the turn of the paper, slip it around here,

0:47:04.280 --> 0:47:06.400
<v Speaker 1>you go, He go, which is the best I can do? Yeah,

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:09.879
<v Speaker 1>it's a good deal. Dramatic, the dramatic reveal. Yes, do

0:47:09.920 --> 0:47:12.360
<v Speaker 1>we have a deal. Do we have a deal? Brody,

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:15.480
<v Speaker 1>do we have a deal? The car listed, let's say

0:47:15.520 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 1>for fifteen to three. Yes, he went to his manager

0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:21.160
<v Speaker 1>to get me a deal. Yes, he did. What was

0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:23.720
<v Speaker 1>the price on the sheet?

0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:24.680
<v Speaker 6>Wrong?

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:29.319
<v Speaker 1>Fourteen? It was fifteen three, the exact same place as

0:47:29.320 --> 0:47:33.800
<v Speaker 1>the sticker. I said, Matt, there must be some mistake.

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:36.640
<v Speaker 1>And I'm looking at it and it's got like, oh,

0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:40.440
<v Speaker 1>additional paperwork is sixty one hundred and ninety tax and

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:44.560
<v Speaker 1>tag six sixty four hundred dollars for key insurance and

0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:46.520
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of the shit. I said, first of all, Matt,

0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:49.520
<v Speaker 1>what's this four hundred dollars for key insurance? He says, Oh,

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.000
<v Speaker 1>if you lose your key, you get a new key.

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I said, no, key costs four hundred dollars, And in

0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:56.279
<v Speaker 1>my entire life, no one in my family ever lost

0:47:56.280 --> 0:47:58.600
<v Speaker 1>a key. Don't slip that in there like I'm some idiot.

0:47:58.760 --> 0:48:00.959
<v Speaker 1>Don't get that off there right now. So I'm looking

0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:07.680
<v Speaker 1>the total price of the car is, like how much

0:48:07.760 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 1>nineteen based on the fifteenth number. I he he's a syster,

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:14.799
<v Speaker 1>I said, Matt, I told you I don't bring me

0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:17.680
<v Speaker 1>down here, and you didn't come down to like fifteen

0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:22.080
<v Speaker 1>fourteen eight. I told you fourteen five. You're giving me

0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 1>the same price on the sticker. Anybody could get that price.

0:48:25.400 --> 0:48:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Sticker price is not the sell price.

0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Ever.

0:48:27.640 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Ever, what did he say to that? So he says, listen,

0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 1>put a number on paper for me. He says, I'll

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:37.359
<v Speaker 1>go back to my manager. I said, okay, I'll put

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 1>a number down a paper. Few. I turned the paper over.

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I take a pen and I go fourteen four and

0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:47.759
<v Speaker 1>I circle it. I go, you want my business? You

0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:51.400
<v Speaker 1>go fourteen four. I'll walk out with the car. He goes, oh,

0:48:51.440 --> 0:48:53.279
<v Speaker 1>let me go talk to my manager. No no, no, no, no no no, no,

0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:53.960
<v Speaker 1>no no no.

0:48:54.600 --> 0:48:56.960
<v Speaker 4>I've already been here too long. Today I test drove

0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:59.400
<v Speaker 4>the car. I wait until you finish with another customer.

0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm here. I'm leaving right now. No no no, no,

0:49:02.560 --> 0:49:04.279
<v Speaker 1>have a seat, have a seat, have a seat. No

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:06.359
<v Speaker 1>no no, I'm out of the fly trap. Don't get

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:08.680
<v Speaker 1>back in the seat, slices, don't get back in the chair.

0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:10.919
<v Speaker 1>That's how they get you. I said, I'm gonna leave.

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:13.839
<v Speaker 1>If you can get me twenty four to four, twenty four,

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:17.359
<v Speaker 1>fourteen to four, I'll take it. I'll walk out the door.

0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:20.920
<v Speaker 1>You call me tomorrow, I'll come back. Walk out the door.

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:25.279
<v Speaker 1>Don't turn around now right. So here's what I did.

0:49:26.640 --> 0:49:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I called your friends and mine. Yes, this is not

0:49:30.520 --> 0:49:34.880
<v Speaker 1>not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Sand Soon Sanson Auto

0:49:34.960 --> 0:49:40.240
<v Speaker 1>Mail Sandstone Auto Mall is a massive central northern Central

0:49:40.320 --> 0:49:45.439
<v Speaker 1>Jersey massive. They have like eight car dealerships. I called

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:48.960
<v Speaker 1>them up. They've got ten, They've got ten brands. They

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:50.799
<v Speaker 1>had the exact car in the exact color. They said,

0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:53.239
<v Speaker 1>it's coming in Tuesday. It's coming up from from wherever.

0:49:53.280 --> 0:49:55.759
<v Speaker 1>It's coming on a car carrier. It'll be here tuesday,

0:49:55.960 --> 0:50:00.040
<v Speaker 1>the same car. I said, what's your best price? And

0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 1>she says to me, are you David Brody?

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:05.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she goes, I recognize your voice. Nope, it had

0:50:05.640 --> 0:50:08.000
<v Speaker 4>nothing to do with that. She says, let me get

0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:10.799
<v Speaker 4>your price, you know, hang on. She came back with

0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:13.799
<v Speaker 4>a price lower than Matt lied to me.

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Boom boo, wow.

0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 4>Five hundred dollars less than the price Matt didn't want

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:20.440
<v Speaker 4>to give me.

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:21.400
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy.

0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:24.279
<v Speaker 4>So not only that listen, it's not about the money.

0:50:24.400 --> 0:50:27.160
<v Speaker 4>The car was ready today. I picked up the car.

0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:29.680
<v Speaker 4>My sales guy's name is Ryan. That's his real name.

0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:30.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm not making up names.

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Real name.

0:50:31.880 --> 0:50:33.800
<v Speaker 4>I sit down at the table to do the paperwork.

0:50:33.800 --> 0:50:35.800
<v Speaker 4>My wife and I are there, and you know, so

0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:39.320
<v Speaker 4>I was there to meet him and whatever. He says

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:44.440
<v Speaker 4>to me, David Brody, I'm listening to your voice that

0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:45.360
<v Speaker 4>he didn't know who I was.

0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Whatever.

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:49.279
<v Speaker 4>He says, you're David Brody from the Morning Show. I said, yeah,

0:50:49.360 --> 0:50:50.040
<v Speaker 4>you know, I used to worry.

0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Whatever. He says, you don't know how we have a connection.

0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:55.760
<v Speaker 1>So what we're talking about, he says, in two thousand

0:50:55.760 --> 0:50:59.400
<v Speaker 1>and four, I got you to phone tap my sister

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:03.120
<v Speaker 1>about a Dell computer and you did it with an accent,

0:51:03.280 --> 0:51:05.279
<v Speaker 1>and you you you made fun of the baby crying

0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:07.479
<v Speaker 1>in the background. He says, Oh my god, I gotta

0:51:07.520 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 1>call my sister. So he's sorry, Texas is he textas

0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:13.439
<v Speaker 1>sister Amy and he says, I'm sitting here with David Brody,

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 1>the guy who phone tapped you twenty years ago. And

0:51:15.440 --> 0:51:18.520
<v Speaker 1>she writes back, is this how Americans treat their children?

0:51:18.760 --> 0:51:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Which is one of the things I said to her

0:51:20.239 --> 0:51:22.520
<v Speaker 1>on the phone tap So how about that?

0:51:22.719 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Have that?

0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:24.120
<v Speaker 1>How about that?

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:27.239
<v Speaker 4>So not only did I have like a million cars there,

0:51:27.920 --> 0:51:29.319
<v Speaker 4>we picked we drove up today to get the car.

0:51:29.320 --> 0:51:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Today was pick up the car day. We drive up

0:51:31.840 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 1>the cars outside backed into a spot, which I'm okay

0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:37.480
<v Speaker 1>with for this particular story. And in the window, the

0:51:37.640 --> 0:51:41.600
<v Speaker 1>entire window of the car, it says congratulations on your

0:51:41.640 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 1>new car from Sansne and then it says congratulations and

0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:49.799
<v Speaker 1>my daughter's name with like a rose and everything. That's

0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 1>freaking class. That's awesome. Class. They knew what they're doing.

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:57.400
<v Speaker 1>They went to the next level. Boo was the fastest

0:51:57.400 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 1>paperwork ever ever ever had to deal with. It's like

0:52:00.440 --> 0:52:03.600
<v Speaker 1>like night and listen. I didn't give me a deal

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:04.200
<v Speaker 1>because they know me.

0:52:04.600 --> 0:52:06.200
<v Speaker 4>They gave me a good price because they had a

0:52:06.239 --> 0:52:07.920
<v Speaker 4>bunch of the cars on the lot that I wanted

0:52:08.440 --> 0:52:12.040
<v Speaker 4>or coming in rather and I'm telling you, scary the

0:52:12.040 --> 0:52:15.080
<v Speaker 4>most professional car dealers I've dealt with in I don't know,

0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 4>ten fifteen years good. So I'm just saying you're gonna

0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:20.040
<v Speaker 4>go buy a car. That's a good place to go

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:20.480
<v Speaker 4>buy a car.

0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:22.960
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not a sponsor. I didn't get any money,

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 1>but we got a new car, so I'm excited. Who

0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:31.600
<v Speaker 1>congratulations podcast. All right, this is getting ridiculous. My girlfriend

0:52:31.680 --> 0:52:37.640
<v Speaker 1>is now sending me videos of a crab in her crotch.

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Howie the Crab. You heard how the crabs in front

0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:46.720
<v Speaker 1>of yours? Howie the Crab. There's a woman on TikTok

0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Mediterranean crab. Yeah, who walks a crab around on a

0:52:51.440 --> 0:52:54.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking leash. She dresses the crab up. If you want

0:52:54.640 --> 0:52:56.520
<v Speaker 1>to have sex with she dresses the crab up. She

0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 1>puts funny hats on this crab and then she walks

0:52:59.600 --> 0:53:03.600
<v Speaker 1>sideway like crabs new She takes it to the amusement park.

0:53:04.000 --> 0:53:06.840
<v Speaker 1>She literally puts it on the slide and the crab

0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:11.920
<v Speaker 1>slides down the slide. No, no, no, no, people, no,

0:53:12.160 --> 0:53:16.040
<v Speaker 1>why are we humanizing crustations? What's going on with this world?

0:53:16.160 --> 0:53:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Then hear this is not real? Where's the video from?

0:53:18.920 --> 0:53:22.399
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, brody at Howie the Crab? Right now? Look

0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:25.279
<v Speaker 1>at this bullshit? And what on what on Instagram? On

0:53:25.320 --> 0:53:28.960
<v Speaker 1>TikTok all of it? Go to Instagram it, I swear

0:53:29.000 --> 0:53:32.759
<v Speaker 1>to god. So my girlfriend, this was a recall to

0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:35.280
<v Speaker 1>the callback from the time that we were in Lisbon,

0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:39.960
<v Speaker 1>and the waiter tickled the lobster and the watt lobster's

0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:42.120
<v Speaker 1>tail started flapping, and then brought it back into the

0:53:42.200 --> 0:53:44.839
<v Speaker 1>kitchen and my girlfriend started crying. If you remember that,

0:53:44.880 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't eat the lobster because she said it was alive.

0:53:47.560 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 1>And I said, how the hell else would you want

0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:52.239
<v Speaker 1>to eat the lobster because if you ate it when

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:57.400
<v Speaker 1>it was they're feeding the crab shrimp, it's cannibalism. Almost No,

0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:00.960
<v Speaker 1>that's a real crab. So she's like, I can never

0:54:01.000 --> 0:54:04.760
<v Speaker 1>eat crab again. Look at how we the crab? They're real.

0:54:05.320 --> 0:54:08.760
<v Speaker 1>It's life like the crab actually were saving it is life.

0:54:08.800 --> 0:54:11.879
<v Speaker 1>It's not life like it. It's okay, they have the okay,

0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:15.200
<v Speaker 1>it responds to things. It's how can you cook this?

0:54:15.360 --> 0:54:17.040
<v Speaker 1>How can you throw this in boiling water?

0:54:17.600 --> 0:54:21.040
<v Speaker 4>There's a crab in a in a clear plastic ball

0:54:21.080 --> 0:54:22.720
<v Speaker 4>and cats are rolling the ball around.

0:54:22.719 --> 0:54:25.120
<v Speaker 1>The crab is flipping around. You can't do it. And

0:54:25.120 --> 0:54:29.279
<v Speaker 1>it's wearing a crown. It's king crab, no joke, the

0:54:29.360 --> 0:54:31.920
<v Speaker 1>crab is wearing a crown. Yeah, how we the crab?

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of which, Speaking of which, but I'm saying, is

0:54:34.160 --> 0:54:38.000
<v Speaker 1>that where where does it end. There's a woman. Do

0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:41.080
<v Speaker 1>you ever go through TikTok lives TikTok lives? Of course

0:54:41.120 --> 0:54:43.480
<v Speaker 1>you've watched TikTok live. Yes, So if you scroll once,

0:54:43.520 --> 0:54:46.239
<v Speaker 1>you're once you're watching a TikTok live. If you scroll,

0:54:46.360 --> 0:54:48.960
<v Speaker 1>all of them are lives right right. For some reason,

0:54:49.000 --> 0:54:54.440
<v Speaker 1>there's this woman. She's blonde. Maybe she's thirty, mid twenties,

0:54:54.480 --> 0:54:56.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know clearly she lives in this I think

0:54:56.280 --> 0:54:58.839
<v Speaker 1>she's from the South if I remember her accent. And

0:54:58.920 --> 0:54:59.200
<v Speaker 1>it's this.

0:54:59.280 --> 0:55:01.239
<v Speaker 4>The phone is in this same place every day, yeah,

0:55:01.360 --> 0:55:03.560
<v Speaker 4>and every day if it's if it's not a loop,

0:55:03.560 --> 0:55:06.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. It's a picture of her kitchen, and

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:09.880
<v Speaker 4>in front of the phone is a bucket of crawfish,

0:55:10.320 --> 0:55:13.680
<v Speaker 4>live crawfish, and they're crawling like they crawl out of

0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:16.360
<v Speaker 4>the bucket, and they're crawling on her stove. It's like roaches.

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 4>It's disgusting, but they're and she's grabbing them like a

0:55:19.520 --> 0:55:22.880
<v Speaker 4>fistful and throwing them in the pot. So the whole

0:55:23.000 --> 0:55:26.279
<v Speaker 4>live is her cooking crawfish in the pot, taking these things.

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.279
<v Speaker 4>You're watching them crawl and she throws them in the

0:55:28.320 --> 0:55:30.200
<v Speaker 4>boiling water, which by the way, I could not be

0:55:30.239 --> 0:55:32.160
<v Speaker 4>in her house and eat the crawfish if I saw

0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:33.120
<v Speaker 4>them crawling on the stove.

0:55:33.280 --> 0:55:35.839
<v Speaker 1>And then because they look like roaches. But guess one

0:55:35.840 --> 0:55:38.520
<v Speaker 1>in the comments on the live and like, don't do that.

0:55:38.560 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 1>They're alive, and I'm thinking they're not alive anymore. But

0:55:42.120 --> 0:55:44.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, how can you eat those? You're so cruel.

0:55:44.600 --> 0:55:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest. I couldn't do that to crawfish.

0:55:48.360 --> 0:55:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. I couldn't do it anything living now I

0:55:51.000 --> 0:55:53.640
<v Speaker 1>eat them. Yeah, what about what about the opposite of that,

0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:56.400
<v Speaker 1>where where people are dressing them up? You dress up

0:55:56.440 --> 0:55:59.680
<v Speaker 1>your fucking your pets. You're dressing up, you're dressing up

0:55:59.680 --> 0:56:02.720
<v Speaker 1>place in hell for those people. But you're dressing up food.

0:56:02.920 --> 0:56:05.400
<v Speaker 1>This is food that is being put on the table.

0:56:05.440 --> 0:56:08.279
<v Speaker 1>This is a circle of life. Man. Don't don't endraw

0:56:08.320 --> 0:56:10.799
<v Speaker 1>the line though. If someone dressed you've had rabbit, you

0:56:10.920 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 1>have okay? Right, all right? People dress up bunnies stupid,

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:21.360
<v Speaker 1>You eat bunnies. Stupid. If it's dinner, people, if it's dinner,

0:56:21.360 --> 0:56:24.920
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't need a costume. Ever. I'm just saying, okay,

0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:27.280
<v Speaker 1>but but you want to make an argument for dressing

0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:31.399
<v Speaker 1>up your cat for Halloween, your dog have a party. Okay,

0:56:31.480 --> 0:56:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a little weird too. But but what

0:56:33.040 --> 0:56:35.320
<v Speaker 1>if you have a pet duck? You can't put a

0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:40.200
<v Speaker 1>little little something on little tuxedo. No talking tucks, dude,

0:56:40.239 --> 0:56:43.920
<v Speaker 1>that ship is peaking. That's ready. I'm ready for that.

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:46.960
<v Speaker 1>We get that lettuce wrap going with the peanut sauce.

0:56:46.960 --> 0:56:48.400
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna dress up a duck. It's gonna be a

0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:51.840
<v Speaker 1>duck sauce. No, but you know what it's gonna be

0:56:51.880 --> 0:56:54.960
<v Speaker 1>with some kale on the side. Not me, but you know. Okay,

0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:57.200
<v Speaker 1>So don't dress up. Don't dress it up, don't you pet.

0:56:57.280 --> 0:56:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Don't dress up a turkey unless you put in dressing

0:56:59.040 --> 0:57:03.279
<v Speaker 1>in it, exactly. Okay, hit the jingle, no you want

0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:03.960
<v Speaker 1>hit the jingle now?

0:57:04.040 --> 0:57:04.279
<v Speaker 8>Jingle?

0:57:04.680 --> 0:57:06.200
<v Speaker 1>No, your hand went up. But don't you hit the ginger?

0:57:06.239 --> 0:57:06.399
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:09.080
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I didn't. We're watching each other on camera now.

0:57:09.160 --> 0:57:10.280
<v Speaker 1>But that was not a cue.

0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:14.719
<v Speaker 4>I thought that was a cue. Well, all right, well

0:57:14.840 --> 0:57:19.240
<v Speaker 4>let me ask you something, okay, noad, no, no, I insist.

0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 4>So uh so, Elvis ate a sandwich today, right? And

0:57:24.040 --> 0:57:26.000
<v Speaker 4>then Elvis durant ate a sandwich? Well, he ate his

0:57:26.160 --> 0:57:26.800
<v Speaker 4>he ate us.

0:57:26.840 --> 0:57:29.360
<v Speaker 1>He took a couple of bites and he goes, this

0:57:29.400 --> 0:57:32.680
<v Speaker 1>doesn't taste right, he was Nate, you tasted and then

0:57:32.720 --> 0:57:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Nate tasted it. No, Nate tasted it. Oh, and then

0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:39.920
<v Speaker 1>and then and yeah, but then I tasted it. So

0:57:40.000 --> 0:57:42.720
<v Speaker 1>I tasted like, wait, wait that that that tastes it

0:57:42.760 --> 0:57:46.120
<v Speaker 1>was chicken, but it tasted like tune up to Elvis.

0:57:46.280 --> 0:57:49.480
<v Speaker 1>So we started passing it around, you know. So then

0:57:50.400 --> 0:57:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Garrett Garrett's like, do you know you made out with

0:57:52.840 --> 0:57:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Elvis and Nate? I'm like, what are you talking about?

0:57:57.320 --> 0:58:00.520
<v Speaker 1>You have shared food with them before. If your share food,

0:58:00.520 --> 0:58:03.400
<v Speaker 1>does that mean that I'm that qualify as making out

0:58:03.600 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 1>because they touched No, by the way, let me go

0:58:07.280 --> 0:58:07.720
<v Speaker 1>back a second.

0:58:07.720 --> 0:58:09.120
<v Speaker 4>I said it made more sense for Nate to eat

0:58:09.120 --> 0:58:11.880
<v Speaker 4>it than you because you have Nate has a discerning palate,

0:58:12.440 --> 0:58:14.560
<v Speaker 4>whereas you you'd eat anything. You've taken food out of

0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:16.640
<v Speaker 4>the garbage and eating it. So that's why I said

0:58:16.720 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 4>Nate would make more sense than you before anyone. That

0:58:18.760 --> 0:58:21.400
<v Speaker 4>wasn't the point, though, right, No, Okay, so my point

0:58:21.440 --> 0:58:23.760
<v Speaker 4>is no. But here's what I won't do.

0:58:24.280 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Like if someone takes a bite of a sandwich and

0:58:26.120 --> 0:58:28.240
<v Speaker 1>says he would you like a bite, I'll bite the

0:58:28.240 --> 0:58:30.280
<v Speaker 1>other end of it. Maybe if they didn't like man

0:58:30.280 --> 0:58:31.880
<v Speaker 1>handle it, if they squeeze it with their hands and

0:58:31.920 --> 0:58:33.960
<v Speaker 1>then they give you. I don't want that. But there

0:58:33.960 --> 0:58:34.840
<v Speaker 1>are people in the room.

0:58:34.960 --> 0:58:37.000
<v Speaker 4>Like back in the day in the studio, Elvis would

0:58:37.040 --> 0:58:38.560
<v Speaker 4>often take a bite of a sandwich and go, oh,

0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:39.280
<v Speaker 4>this is so good.

0:58:39.520 --> 0:58:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Would you like some?

0:58:40.680 --> 0:58:42.760
<v Speaker 4>And everyone in the room would take a bite. Or

0:58:42.800 --> 0:58:44.320
<v Speaker 4>he would drink out of a bottle and pass the

0:58:44.320 --> 0:58:45.960
<v Speaker 4>bottle around and everyone woul drink.

0:58:45.800 --> 0:58:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Out of the bottle. I don't see a problem with that, Okay, Well,

0:58:49.240 --> 0:58:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I think if you put your mouth on the bottle,

0:58:50.800 --> 0:58:54.080
<v Speaker 1>that's like I don't know, I don't do that. But

0:58:54.160 --> 0:58:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Garrett said that he took it a step further and said,

0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:57.880
<v Speaker 1>that's like making out.

0:58:59.000 --> 0:59:01.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he has to make an a topic to me

0:59:01.520 --> 0:59:06.880
<v Speaker 4>making it. He's there, you are sharing saliva and DNA.

0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:11.360
<v Speaker 4>I guess in a way, hmm, I don't know.

0:59:11.680 --> 0:59:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Something to think about. Well, let me ask you if Elvis, uh,

0:59:17.480 --> 0:59:21.440
<v Speaker 1>if Elvis kissed his husband and then bit the sandwich,

0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:23.760
<v Speaker 1>and then you bit the sandwich, would you be making

0:59:23.760 --> 0:59:26.880
<v Speaker 1>out with both of them? It's a great question. But

0:59:26.920 --> 0:59:32.040
<v Speaker 1>by that logic, Brodie, if if if you shake my hand,

0:59:33.560 --> 0:59:35.919
<v Speaker 1>you've touched your hand, you've shaken their hand. No, you've

0:59:35.920 --> 0:59:41.920
<v Speaker 1>touched my dick. Well yeah, Also, I mean think about it.

0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:45.800
<v Speaker 1>So also if if if I ate your sandwich, I

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:49.320
<v Speaker 1>would have tasted your Okay, okay, anyway, Well, I mean,

0:59:49.360 --> 0:59:50.800
<v Speaker 1>how far do you want to take this? I mean,

0:59:50.840 --> 0:59:52.480
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying, take it any further than that.

0:59:52.520 --> 0:59:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not touching your hand. That's words, word to word,

0:59:55.240 --> 0:59:57.920
<v Speaker 1>word to the wise, word to the wise. I would

0:59:57.960 --> 1:00:00.640
<v Speaker 1>like to think you washed your hand, right, But you

1:00:00.680 --> 1:00:04.680
<v Speaker 1>even washed your hand. Elvis doesn't wash his mouth before

1:00:04.680 --> 1:00:08.400
<v Speaker 1>he hands you the sandwich. That's a bad comparison. You're

1:00:08.440 --> 1:00:12.200
<v Speaker 1>getting fresh spit on your sandwich and teeth marks and tongue.

1:00:12.640 --> 1:00:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Now you're not making out, but you are. You are.

1:00:15.520 --> 1:00:20.960
<v Speaker 1>You are getting the same germ or or fluid transfer.

1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:25.840
<v Speaker 1>This is These are the stupid things that we think

1:00:25.880 --> 1:00:28.200
<v Speaker 1>about sometimes. Let me ask you question. I've I mean,

1:00:28.240 --> 1:00:30.240
<v Speaker 1>if you I mean you shake hands with people all day,

1:00:30.600 --> 1:00:33.280
<v Speaker 1>that means you've If you've shook hands with them, you've

1:00:33.320 --> 1:00:36.640
<v Speaker 1>touched everything they've ever touched in their life, including themselves.

1:00:37.160 --> 1:00:39.720
<v Speaker 4>If Nate bit a sandwich, would you bite it where

1:00:39.720 --> 1:00:40.160
<v Speaker 4>he bit it?

1:00:42.120 --> 1:00:42.200
<v Speaker 9>No?

1:00:42.360 --> 1:00:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I probably would try to avoid it. But what if

1:00:45.000 --> 1:00:48.160
<v Speaker 1>you couldn't? What if okay, what if I'd be okay

1:00:48.160 --> 1:00:48.320
<v Speaker 1>with you?

1:00:48.520 --> 1:00:50.200
<v Speaker 4>Whatever it was the hot dog and Nate bit one

1:00:50.240 --> 1:00:51.480
<v Speaker 4>end of it, Elvis bit the other end, and they

1:00:51.480 --> 1:00:53.320
<v Speaker 4>were like, yeah, scary, have some Would you try to

1:00:53.320 --> 1:00:53.960
<v Speaker 4>bite the middle?

1:00:54.320 --> 1:00:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I would get me too, that's just me.

1:00:58.080 --> 1:01:00.439
<v Speaker 4>But if you couldn't, what if there was one bite

1:01:00.480 --> 1:01:01.720
<v Speaker 4>left and they handed you the last bite?

1:01:02.240 --> 1:01:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Who's what I? Who's side would I bite? I swallows middle,

1:01:06.960 --> 1:01:09.720
<v Speaker 1>swallow the whole thing. Okay, so you would eat the

1:01:09.720 --> 1:01:13.360
<v Speaker 1>sandwich that both of them been into. I guess, okay,

1:01:13.600 --> 1:01:17.200
<v Speaker 1>if if okay, I'm only sticking to them because you

1:01:17.200 --> 1:01:20.760
<v Speaker 1>brought up If Elvis licked a saw ice cream card,

1:01:21.320 --> 1:01:24.200
<v Speaker 1>well he put his mouth over, oh so good. Would

1:01:24.240 --> 1:01:27.320
<v Speaker 1>you lick the ice cream where he licked it? Or anybody,

1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:28.680
<v Speaker 1>not just Elvis. I don't want to pick on Elvis,

1:01:28.720 --> 1:01:31.440
<v Speaker 1>but anybody I would try. I would try not to.

1:01:31.560 --> 1:01:33.400
<v Speaker 1>But if I did, if he did the swirl, what

1:01:33.440 --> 1:01:36.480
<v Speaker 1>if he swirled around, his tongue went around the whole

1:01:36.520 --> 1:01:40.080
<v Speaker 1>coney or anyone or anyone, anyone, because no, because if

1:01:40.080 --> 1:01:41.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a hot girl, you'll do it. So it's not

1:01:41.920 --> 1:01:44.920
<v Speaker 1>a hot girl, it's a guy. I guess I would

1:01:44.920 --> 1:01:46.600
<v Speaker 1>just be okay with it. I would live with it

1:01:47.920 --> 1:01:52.959
<v Speaker 1>because I don't think that it counts. Doesn't count. No,

1:01:54.280 --> 1:01:57.800
<v Speaker 1>So so any saliva on the ice cream doesn't count. Well,

1:01:57.800 --> 1:02:00.400
<v Speaker 1>it's just saliva of the moment. It's not se liva

1:02:00.440 --> 1:02:03.960
<v Speaker 1>that you had in your mouth yesterday. Doesn't this stuff regenerate?

1:02:04.040 --> 1:02:04.760
<v Speaker 1>And doesn't it? Like?

1:02:05.440 --> 1:02:07.840
<v Speaker 4>What's the difference? Spin is spit? If I so I

1:02:07.840 --> 1:02:09.840
<v Speaker 4>could spin into your mouth with fresh spit and scary

1:02:09.880 --> 1:02:17.640
<v Speaker 4>it's fresh? No, you want fresh spit, I'm giving you

1:02:17.600 --> 1:02:18.120
<v Speaker 4>a fresh spit.

1:02:18.400 --> 1:02:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Nice? This is disgusting. What about hot girl spit? I'm

1:02:23.320 --> 1:02:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm skeeved out here this hot girl spit? Okay,

1:02:26.600 --> 1:02:28.200
<v Speaker 1>you like hot girl? You said hot girls can be

1:02:28.280 --> 1:02:30.880
<v Speaker 1>in the pool, you don't care. What do you mean?

1:02:32.160 --> 1:02:34.320
<v Speaker 1>You said? If if somebody peace in the pool's gross,

1:02:34.360 --> 1:02:37.800
<v Speaker 1>But if it's hot girl, that doesn't matter. Many times

1:02:37.800 --> 1:02:41.240
<v Speaker 1>they said that, I guess I get because it's hot girl.

1:02:41.240 --> 1:02:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Pay you say, what about no? I just think no,

1:02:44.360 --> 1:02:47.320
<v Speaker 1>you know what the argument I had? What's the difference

1:02:47.480 --> 1:02:51.280
<v Speaker 1>between peeing in the pool, Megan stand or standing over

1:02:51.320 --> 1:02:54.160
<v Speaker 1>a pool and peeing in the pool. It's the same thing,

1:02:55.240 --> 1:02:57.640
<v Speaker 1>except you can see one You could say, Okay, there's

1:02:57.640 --> 1:02:59.720
<v Speaker 1>a line and shocked where the guy says that because

1:02:59.720 --> 1:03:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I got in trouble for peeing in the pool. He goes,

1:03:02.200 --> 1:03:02.920
<v Speaker 1>what they want me to do?

1:03:03.000 --> 1:03:04.760
<v Speaker 4>It was too cold to get in it, something like that,

1:03:04.840 --> 1:03:06.479
<v Speaker 4>he says, it doesn't obviously was standing.

1:03:06.600 --> 1:03:09.760
<v Speaker 1>But if I if I'm in a pool, yeah, and

1:03:10.160 --> 1:03:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I know that a couple I'm in Vegas, Okay, let's

1:03:14.320 --> 1:03:16.240
<v Speaker 1>im in Vegas at a pool party, you know, and

1:03:16.520 --> 1:03:18.720
<v Speaker 1>people they're sitting there with their beers in their hand.

1:03:19.200 --> 1:03:22.000
<v Speaker 1>You know that they're peeing in the pool because it's

1:03:22.000 --> 1:03:23.840
<v Speaker 1>going in one end and it's going right out the other.

1:03:24.080 --> 1:03:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Because they don't sit They just sit there and they

1:03:26.000 --> 1:03:28.560
<v Speaker 1>don't get out. All right, So those people are definitely

1:03:28.640 --> 1:03:31.400
<v Speaker 1>urinating in the pool. Now what is the difference of that,

1:03:31.840 --> 1:03:35.600
<v Speaker 1>And I'm okay with it versus somebody standing over the

1:03:35.640 --> 1:03:38.760
<v Speaker 1>pool and peeing into the pool and you see the

1:03:38.800 --> 1:03:41.360
<v Speaker 1>stream going in, it's still the same amount of liquid

1:03:41.440 --> 1:03:44.320
<v Speaker 1>going into the pool. But but but you have a

1:03:44.360 --> 1:03:47.400
<v Speaker 1>problem with it's a mental image. See, it's a mental

1:03:47.440 --> 1:03:49.440
<v Speaker 1>mental but it's no different. I don't want to get

1:03:49.440 --> 1:03:52.680
<v Speaker 1>too gross on our podcast. But wait a second, we

1:03:52.720 --> 1:03:55.800
<v Speaker 1>have we have barriers here, we have lines. Good question,

1:03:55.880 --> 1:03:57.320
<v Speaker 1>let me ask your question. I didn't know that we

1:03:57.400 --> 1:03:59.160
<v Speaker 1>have these boundaries. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, I'm

1:03:59.160 --> 1:04:01.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna get graphic from because it's not the radio. Hm hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes sometimes men and women will venture down to the

1:04:07.360 --> 1:04:13.080
<v Speaker 4>area where human beings pe okay, and and and and

1:04:13.160 --> 1:04:16.200
<v Speaker 4>do things to the other person for their pleasure. Right,

1:04:17.160 --> 1:04:19.680
<v Speaker 4>But you don't think about the fact that that's where

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<v Speaker 4>pea comes from because you're in the middle of what

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<v Speaker 4>you're doing. Yeah, now, if you watched now, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>saying people who are into it, saying people aren't into it.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're if you see your significant other p it

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<v Speaker 4>would be more difficult mentally for some to go right

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<v Speaker 4>back to that area, even though you've done it a

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<v Speaker 4>million times before. Yes, because you just saw it in use,

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<v Speaker 4>you might not want to go there right there because

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<v Speaker 4>the mental image of the usage.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think you just nailed it. It's you

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<v Speaker 1>saw it in use. It's the visual right, it's no

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<v Speaker 1>different than if you watch somebody actually poop. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah, but that's disgusting. Who we wiped the slate, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but the human body is awful in many ways, thoroughly,

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<v Speaker 1>scaris mind. The jingle just wipes everything away. It does

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<v Speaker 1>wipes it away. It's been a couple of minutes since

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<v Speaker 1>we've been here. Yeah, it's a brand new day. See

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<v Speaker 1>at the Broken Boys podcast. We have some talkbacks we

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<v Speaker 1>have to get to at some point, do we do?

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm not going to have time this week because

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<v Speaker 4>we have talkbacks to get to. But I do want

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about next week, next episode whenever that is

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<v Speaker 4>about how about my my jury duty?

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<v Speaker 1>This week? I did do jury Dude, Well, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you mention it? Why don't you talk a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about it? Unless well, is it complete or is there

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<v Speaker 1>more to it?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>It's complete, but it's a it's a long story. I was, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to save it for talk.

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<v Speaker 4>About my my, my, my diner experience. Father this day,

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<v Speaker 4>it's more relevant. We have to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that, and we have two sound clips I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to get this. So let's go to the talkbacks and

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about Father's day because it's in the rear view. Now, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>can talk about Father's Day. What about Father's Day? We

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<v Speaker 1>went to a diner, My wife and two of my

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<v Speaker 1>kids went to the diner and scar you've been in

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<v Speaker 1>restaurants where the waitress or waiter doesn't write down the

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<v Speaker 1>order because they're really good at their job. Yes, all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. They haven't memorized and they're like, nope, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to write it down. I got it. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>those are the best restaurants, those are those old school ones. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>When you go to a diner that serves eighty seven

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<v Speaker 4>thousand things that you can have any way you want,

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<v Speaker 4>you should probably write down the order. That's what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna say. So my daughter ordered an omelet with three

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<v Speaker 4>things in the omelet. Okay, Now there are like fifteen

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<v Speaker 4>choices on the list of things you can put in

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<v Speaker 4>the omelet, from cheese, different questable. Yeah, of course an omelet, right,

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<v Speaker 4>And there's a list on the menu of all So

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<v Speaker 4>it's not like it's an omelet and it's like you

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<v Speaker 4>say to our no cheese, right, It's not like you

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<v Speaker 4>want to an omelet with with bacon and cheddar right,

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<v Speaker 4>and that's easy. No, My daughter orders an omelet and

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<v Speaker 4>I said, you shouldn't want to write down. Nope, I

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<v Speaker 4>got it, gives it the order with the three things,

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<v Speaker 4>and naturally, scary, it came back with two things right

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<v Speaker 4>and two things wrong. There were four things in it.

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<v Speaker 4>So I showed tell of waitress and she says, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, and then she does what she of

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<v Speaker 4>course she does. She says, the kitchen messed up. No, now,

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<v Speaker 4>the kitchen did mess up. You messed up because you memorize.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's all. Well, they'll always blame it on the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like classic, right, bail in the kitchen. The second

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<v Speaker 1>thing I want to mention is there were two things

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<v Speaker 1>on the menu. There was a reuben, which is corn

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<v Speaker 1>beef or pastrami, right with Sauer kraut and Swiss cheese

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<v Speaker 1>and Russian dressing fifteen ninety five. Right below it was

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<v Speaker 1>another item. I'm gonna say it was called the Classic

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<v Speaker 1>or something. It did a different name, and the ingredients

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<v Speaker 1>were corn beef or prastrawmi, melted Swiss and Russian dressing.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a reuben to me, except without the sauer kraut. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So guess how much it was without the sauerkraut.

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<v Speaker 4>The sauerkraut one was fifteen ninety five, it was more Nope,

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<v Speaker 4>it was fifteen ninety five. So I said to the woman,

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<v Speaker 4>is the one without the sauer kraut different? Does it

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<v Speaker 4>have more meat because it's the same price. No, the

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<v Speaker 4>same sandwich, just no sauer kraut. So well, why wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>I just order the Why do you need that one?

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<v Speaker 4>You put on the menu, ruben and the dust, ask

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<v Speaker 4>for no sauer kraut. Why is this the same price?

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<v Speaker 4>Is sauer kraut free?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I thought that. I thought it was interesting. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that is interesting. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So now on Mother's Day, my wife treated all of

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<v Speaker 4>us to Mother's Day. She's like, it's my day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm paying. She picked the restaurant she wanted. She decided

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<v Speaker 1>you can pay this year.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, we went off of Father's Day and I said

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<v Speaker 4>to her, listen, I'll pick up the check.

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<v Speaker 1>You picked up the check for you know, we share everything.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I'll pick up the check. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>So because the kids were coming every so the waitress

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<v Speaker 4>comes and I'm paying for the check, right, She says, well,

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<v Speaker 4>since it's Father's Day, I'm gonna give the check.

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<v Speaker 1>To the mom.

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<v Speaker 4>And she hands my wife the check, and I swear

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<v Speaker 4>to you my wife wanted to punch through the wall

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<v Speaker 4>because she's like, why does this woman? Like why do that?

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, you don't know if that's my girlfriend, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and these are my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know if you don't know the dynamic. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the dynamic. You don't know the dynamic. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if she's she's making the financial decision for

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, that's balls right. And she made like a

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give mom the check. I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have any clue what this relationship is. If

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<v Speaker 1>that could be my sister. We never discussed, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>never said to her, this is my wife, these are

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<v Speaker 1>my kids. I just said, uh, you know nothing. I

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<v Speaker 1>said nothing to her about our relationship. They don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be my kids. So did your wife pay the check?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I paid the check because my wife was definitely not

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<v Speaker 4>going to pay the check at that point. Wow, So

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<v Speaker 4>that's five percent for using a credit card?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? Well, that that's I paid cash, of course

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<v Speaker 1>you did. That's craziness. All right, five percent, Yeah, five percent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to pay the check. Hey you all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we have some talkbacks. If you're listening on the

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<v Speaker 1>iHeartRadio app, you have the added bonus of hitting that

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<v Speaker 1>microphone and talking back to us while you're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I understand that you all heard the s Please

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<v Speaker 4>no more of those nah, no.

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<v Speaker 7>More yo, broken boys DJ here fromself Philly Bridian, scary,

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<v Speaker 7>that's right, Bridian and scary feel kind of bad. Brodie

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<v Speaker 7>was getting toasted on episode two sixty about the collections thing.

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<v Speaker 7>That's all right, can't win them all, Thank you, dyl

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<v Speaker 7>fucked out.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that was a reference to the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>Brody uh oh, speaking of ninety five, congratulations two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they said it was going to be open

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<v Speaker 1>for business this weekend. They said, oh, I heard two weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>five days and four days ago. Well, if it's opening,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. But I thought that was

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<v Speaker 1>going to be months months away, they said months, But

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<v Speaker 1>they do it. If you didn't know, it's amazing. The

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<v Speaker 1>northbound northbound ninety five uh buckled because of a tanker

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<v Speaker 1>fire that was burning underneath it. It looked really bad. On television.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked awful the pictures in video some person, I assume,

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<v Speaker 1>but somehow they got it done quickly. So it's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be back amazing, back to normal. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was this weekend. Maybe it's next weekend, but anyway, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 4>It says a portion portion of Interstate ninety five that

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<v Speaker 4>collapsed in Philly will reopen this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>You are correct, I am correct. Everyone who was screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize. All right, here we go, Governor Shapiro. Yeah, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>shout it out loud. I like Governor shap I'm a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>You got that. I mean, he didn't do it. The

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<v Speaker 1>workers shout out to the workers, the people who bust

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<v Speaker 1>their ass building roads, and you have to help them. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>A military organization, whoever helped? And I have going out

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<v Speaker 1>and killed my own chicken. This person does not know

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<v Speaker 1>how to use the talk back feature. Okay, but hear

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<v Speaker 1>what she said? What did she say? I killed my

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<v Speaker 1>own chicken? What's hedyon? She killed her own chicken, had

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<v Speaker 1>it for dinner? Very nice? Couldn't do it? Uh. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>somebody commenting on episode six. These these freaking office recycle bins.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the busa here we go. How about that? Hey Brody?

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<v Speaker 10>Sorry, this goes back to the talk back with the interns,

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<v Speaker 10>just so you guys know. I'm on my third playthrough

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<v Speaker 10>of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks guys. Wow. Okay, another one from episode six's saying

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<v Speaker 1>you cut it off? That was it? This is but

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<v Speaker 1>I think this also maybe him. This is also commenting

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<v Speaker 1>on episode six Brooklyn boys, Brodie, scary scary Brody.

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<v Speaker 10>Long time slice here. So I was listening to the

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<v Speaker 10>Big Show today and you were finally having interns back

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<v Speaker 10>on the show, and Brody, I'm surprised now it takes

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<v Speaker 10>five people to do the job you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Kudos, Brody, you are the best. Thank you. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>need some clarification here. These are None of these interns

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<v Speaker 1>did anything or do anything or assigned anything that Brody

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<v Speaker 1>ever did at the station. So I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>that came from.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he's talking about that I hired all of

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<v Speaker 4>the interns by myself, and he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to think that he takes six people to replace you. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Well I listen, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>they did or what they did. I'm just happy to

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<v Speaker 1>his interns again. It's a great experience. Good luck to

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<v Speaker 1>all of them. But I appreciate the kindness right, proud

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<v Speaker 1>of what I accomplished.

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<v Speaker 11>Is Brody, I'm so mad for you for almost a

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<v Speaker 11>year now, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Year left, I'm so sad.

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<v Speaker 6>I watched the best for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still pissed off.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why I say scary Brodie, he just im just

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<v Speaker 6>pissed off.

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<v Speaker 1>I pray for you. Have a good day. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>sounds he's like he's high. I mean he's like smoking up. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's emotional reflecting. I don't be mad, and I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>you're sad. I'm very very happy that you you missed

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<v Speaker 1>me on the show. That's very kind. Thank you. Nice

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<v Speaker 1>to be nice to be messing up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Brody's right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you jump in front of a car, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way you're gonna win that case. There's no way you

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<v Speaker 1>made a bad decision. It's your fault. That's that I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary is wrong, Brody and scary Do we have proof

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<v Speaker 1>of that? I always say that you get seventy five more.

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<v Speaker 1>Brody is right, calls, I'll be back in business. The

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<v Speaker 1>pedestrian is always in the right. No, even if they

1:14:58.560 --> 1:15:01.240
<v Speaker 1>do something, even if they do someth being stupid. They

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<v Speaker 1>will win at the court of law every time they

1:15:04.240 --> 1:15:07.360
<v Speaker 1>are that they are on foot, You're wrong, they're on

1:15:07.400 --> 1:15:09.200
<v Speaker 1>foot jump in front of a car. Even if it's

1:15:09.240 --> 1:15:14.840
<v Speaker 1>wrong in front of a car. You I'm just telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary is wrong.

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<v Speaker 11>Liam here Scary Brody, because you know that's the show anyway,

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<v Speaker 11>one of the that's man.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's you know that right that with aliens twice.

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<v Speaker 11>Uh, first time with North Carolina Fort Bragg I lived there,

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<v Speaker 11>and then said time was in Columbus, Ohio, and my

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<v Speaker 11>friend's house.

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<v Speaker 1>Two different styles of ships. It's real.

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<v Speaker 6>It's it's real, Brodie, it's real.

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<v Speaker 1>Just let you know, Okay, I'm gonna have a second comments,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. This is basically about the fact that I'm

1:15:49.560 --> 1:15:51.960
<v Speaker 1>starting to believe. I'm starting to believe in aliens and

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<v Speaker 1>their existence amongst us, and uh, they're right there. As

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who's coming to my defense, Brody thinks it's bullshit.

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<v Speaker 9>Also, the title of last episode, it's a rod up

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<v Speaker 9>the butt, but it looks like a rod. The baseball player.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the yes when that title, Scary said it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a rod. It did like a rod. But that

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<v Speaker 1>was his second comment. Here's another one. It's part one

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<v Speaker 1>of that. We're going backwards.

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<v Speaker 9>Another one Brody Eppenhammer from the Boogie Dan Yo, is

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<v Speaker 9>it just me?

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<v Speaker 12>Or we there a million more.

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<v Speaker 9>Talk backs less episode because they were saying Scary is right.

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<v Speaker 9>Usually there's like a quarter of them and he says, yep,

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<v Speaker 9>they can't go back any further, ran out of time,

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<v Speaker 9>ran out whatever. But brilliant, he was all right, there

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<v Speaker 9>were a lot more less time.

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<v Speaker 1>Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>See whenever there's like seven, you go up the machine

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<v Speaker 4>that he does. It doesn't hold more than that. But

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<v Speaker 4>then what is Brody is wrong? They found like eighty that.

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<v Speaker 1>Can have a little botomy or something that's going on there.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, nobody's been lies for life. Brody and scary. This

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<v Speaker 13>is about the argument related to crossing the street. A.

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<v Speaker 13>The bike should have been in the bike lane. B.

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<v Speaker 14>If you're a pedestrian and you want protection, you should

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<v Speaker 14>be in the crosswalk. Period should be Scary has a

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<v Speaker 14>tendency to drive two blocks to get lunch instead of walking.

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<v Speaker 14>I guess this entire thing should be considered a pedestrian argument.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hilarious's awesome. Once again, I talk about what's right

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<v Speaker 1>or wrong once again, what you should be doing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying you, legally, in a court of law, the

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<v Speaker 1>pedestrian will win ninety nine percent of the time over

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<v Speaker 1>a driver unless you jump in front of the car.

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<v Speaker 15>Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Laura from Brooklyn. Just wanted

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<v Speaker 15>to respond to what you guys are talking about about

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<v Speaker 15>hating someone for no reason. Just on a really long

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<v Speaker 15>line in Walgreens, the first customer went up to the

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<v Speaker 15>counter to pay for her stuff and pick up her

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<v Speaker 15>phone order, and it took the cashier about three and

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<v Speaker 15>a half minutes to find her photos. And everyone on

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<v Speaker 15>the line hated that customer and for no good reason.

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<v Speaker 15>She was just picking up her photos, but we all

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<v Speaker 15>hated her anyway, have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, lor I hate that woman too now.

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<v Speaker 16>Anyways, I point being yes, scary, you can absolutely be

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<v Speaker 16>at fault if you're a pedestrian. Our is the jury

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<v Speaker 16>likely going to find that man? Probably not because we

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<v Speaker 16>all hate the bicycles anyway, but technically illegally, yes, Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>Is right, thank you, that's part too exactly. But but

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<v Speaker 1>she agreed with me though she agreed that I'd be right.

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<v Speaker 16>I'm hello lawyer here, Scary you're wrong, Brodie, You're right. Okay,

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<v Speaker 16>So it could be a pedestrian and still be at fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a second.

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<v Speaker 16>There are two concepts, and contributory negligence and comparative negligence.

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<v Speaker 16>In one of them, you're in both of them. The

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<v Speaker 16>award is reduced by how much you are at fault.

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<v Speaker 16>In one of them. If they find you at fault

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<v Speaker 16>fifty percent or more, you get nothing, and the other

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<v Speaker 16>one is just reduced by the percentage that you're at fault,

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<v Speaker 16>even if it's ninety five percent.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a law, legal legal ease.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, Brody, Tim from Youngstown, don't worry about.

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<v Speaker 3>You are always right.

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<v Speaker 7>But we need to get a podcast by the pool

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<v Speaker 7>with Scary Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right now. We just need an invite him and

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<v Speaker 1>do the podcast in the pool twenty great and do

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<v Speaker 1>a live one. I can see it there. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that would be pretty good. That's a man with a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of sense. A live podcast, that's right, which was

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<v Speaker 1>live podcast by poolside at Brodie's house, okay with us

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<v Speaker 1>in the pool live podcast. No such thing is a

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<v Speaker 1>live podcast. We're not gonna brought We're gonna do it live.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean in person in person live the two of us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in the pool, the microphones on the side of the pool,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're having a good old time. Yeah, we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>a gay time. No we will not. Not the saying

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with it? You're not my type? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>have against that? Only a couple more left?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Scary Pete from Sarasota, Florida, just calling in about

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<v Speaker 5>episode two sixty on the bike and pedestrian thing. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>I think the judge would think both of you guys

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<v Speaker 5>are wrong and say get the fuck out of my courtroom.

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<v Speaker 5>Both you guys are dismissed because both you guys are

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<v Speaker 5>in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you plead both guilty?

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<v Speaker 12>Brody and Scary going ahead? I'm from Tennessee. You do

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<v Speaker 12>have a small point there, because once you look in

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<v Speaker 12>the driver's manual, regardless bike, vehicle anything, it states that

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<v Speaker 12>the driver must be in control of their vehicle at

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<v Speaker 12>all times. Therefore, if you jump in front of him,

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<v Speaker 12>he still has to control his vehicle and avoid it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is wrong. That's not true. If you don't see a

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<v Speaker 1>guy coming and he jumps in front of your car

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<v Speaker 1>and you hit him, that you're not in fault. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't be. You can't be in control of your car

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody jumps out of nowhere in front of your car,

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<v Speaker 1>so they can claim insurance or suit.

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<v Speaker 17>Marilyn from Omaha listening to episode to sixty, referencing the

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<v Speaker 17>callbacks for two fifty nine. Oh, Brody really got roasted,

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<v Speaker 17>but you were wrong. I do, however, agree with you

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<v Speaker 17>that I wouldn't want a hairy person like Scary in

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<v Speaker 17>my pool. Although he does not owe you a steak dinner,

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<v Speaker 17>he bought you a steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the owner.

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<v Speaker 17>Comant to pay for the steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right, that's right. Down again. Nope, she's right.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a woman with a lot of common sense. I

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<v Speaker 1>do not own the steak dinner. I tried to. I

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<v Speaker 1>paid you twice. Go fuck yourself, pool. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not Harry. I'm not Harry.

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<v Speaker 4>Her exact words were, he bought you a steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>That's never been the argument. You didn't buy me a

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<v Speaker 4>steak dinner. The argument was whether you owe me a

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<v Speaker 4>steak dinner. Because she's wrong, you never bought me a

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<v Speaker 4>steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing she's wrong about is about me being Harry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not Harry. It's not true. I've seen you out

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<v Speaker 1>of shirt. Look at my back. My back is bald.

1:22:15.160 --> 1:22:17.439
<v Speaker 1>I never had a shave. When did your girlfriend shave it?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had a shave my back. I've never taken

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<v Speaker 1>a razor to my back or my ass. Your chest

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<v Speaker 1>in your arms and hair, My butt cheeks bald as

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<v Speaker 1>a baby's butt. They always were. You could ask my girlfriend, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're front of your body. You're like, uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>hear on my chest because I'm a man. The fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>What in the fuck scary? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>The holy shit, aliens.

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<v Speaker 3>You're either all in or you're all out. And when

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<v Speaker 3>you sound like you're all in, you sound like a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking nut job. You. Oh my god, what please please

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<v Speaker 3>tell me you don't think the earth is flat? Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I never said the earth is flat. I never said

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<v Speaker 1>the Earth is flat.

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<v Speaker 4>He's saying, like, what next you're gonna say the earth

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<v Speaker 4>is flat. He's not saying you said they're ath is flat.

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<v Speaker 4>He's saying your crazy theories. What next you're gonna tell

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<v Speaker 4>me thereth is flat? Tell me prove me wrong that

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<v Speaker 4>there were no handel Aliens? How did they build the pyramids?

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<v Speaker 4>How did they build the pyramids?

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<v Speaker 1>Scary Google? How they built the pyramids? There's no there's

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<v Speaker 1>no answer. What about that city in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the ocean with nothing for six hundred miles? Nobody talks

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<v Speaker 1>about that or teaches it in school. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>thing because nobody because they're avoiding it. Right, nobody had boats.

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<v Speaker 1>The aliens are our friends, and they've been here before

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll come back again. Right, speaking of all those

1:23:43.520 --> 1:23:45.800
<v Speaker 1>sightings that we've been seeing lately, are true? Those are

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<v Speaker 1>real ships. Yep, let's not. Let's move on. We've one

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<v Speaker 1>more left.

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<v Speaker 18>Okay, scary Scary Michael here from Brooklyn originally. Hey, uh,

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<v Speaker 18>the whole collections thing there, Brodie? Sorry, if you are wrong,

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<v Speaker 18>there is an US in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you wrong?

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<v Speaker 18>And this was a good setup to get a lot

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<v Speaker 18>of talkbacks? Definitely worked. I think this is the most

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<v Speaker 18>talkbacks I've ever heard played on an episode since the

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<v Speaker 18>whole talkback things started. Absolutely anyway, Slice for Life, Team Brody, Ah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what you lost me? All right? I guess that's

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<v Speaker 1>all we got for today, right, is that right? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You're on vacation next week, you're going with Indian Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going, we're going, we're going on vacation. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>figure this out. And then uh, and then I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>down at the Jersey Shore hanging in Asbury Park. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be partying there and then and then I may.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where I'm going after that. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do something that we are we gonna hang out?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going to see each other for these these

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<v Speaker 1>vacation days? I don't call me. You want to hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>let me know, all right, I don't. You're gonna off

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<v Speaker 1>that day. Yeah, but you're gonna you're gonna coerce me

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<v Speaker 1>and a buying you a steak dinner. No, not this time,

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<v Speaker 1>not on vacation totally. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna figure out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I got a idea. How about we plan

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<v Speaker 1>pool date at your house?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I have an idea.

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<v Speaker 4>How about you take me to one of your fancy

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<v Speaker 4>schmancy Jersey show places, which combine is where everybody wears linen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll buy linen. I don't know where you get it from,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know where nobody wars linen? Wherever in Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>Boys Boys