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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 2: It is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I don't know about you,

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Speaker 2: but I'm waiting with baited breath for this dome slash

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Speaker 2: Tim Walls interview to drop on CNN. We're already get

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Speaker 2: little ten bits of it, and it's just as terrible

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Speaker 2: as you can possibly imagine. In fact, there's an ask

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Speaker 2: doctor Jesse question about an old great sage. Kamala's first

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Speaker 2: interview has to be a threesome that includes Walls. I

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Speaker 2: think it illustrates your point that she lacks confidence. What

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Speaker 2: say you, showgun? Well, have you ever have you ever

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Speaker 2: in your life been put in a situation where you

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Speaker 2: were one hundred percent not qualified and you knew you

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Speaker 2: weren't qualified, and you lived in mortal mortal fear of

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Speaker 2: being discovered. This has happened to me. It's happened to

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Speaker 2: me on more than one occasion. But uh, here's an example.

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Speaker 2: So I've told you before about the different kind of

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Speaker 2: training cycles you go through when you're in the infantry.

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Speaker 2: When you're in the mine cops infantry, they'll they'll have

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Speaker 2: you in the jungle they'll have you in the desert,

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Speaker 2: They'll have you do various things. And I've told you

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Speaker 2: before about mountain warfare training. Well here was the thing

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Speaker 2: about mountain warfare training. There was a bunch to it.

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Speaker 2: But one of the things I got taught, and we

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Speaker 2: all got taught. I take that back, we all got

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Speaker 2: taught was tying not tying not Ropes are a huge

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Speaker 2: part of existing in the mountains, fighting in the mountains,

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Speaker 2: hauling men equipment up, hauling men equipment down. You just

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Speaker 2: you always need ropes, and you need various kinds of

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Speaker 2: knots to be tied in those ropes. Right with me?

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Speaker 2: Not time. So I've got to be honest with you.

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Speaker 2: I you know, I'm not a very talented person. I'm

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Speaker 2: not very good. Shut up, Chris, don't agree with me

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Speaker 2: when I say stuff like that. Anyway, I don't have

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Speaker 2: very many skills. And part of the reason I don't

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Speaker 2: have very many skills is this. If I find something

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Speaker 2: that holds my interest, I will be all in on it.

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Speaker 2: I will obsess over it. I will read everything I can,

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Speaker 2: watch everything, I can learn everything I can, and I

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Speaker 2: will end up becoming what you probably consider an expert

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Speaker 2: or someone who knows a lot about that thing, even

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Speaker 2: if it's something stupid, and it oftentimes is if I

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Speaker 2: have an interest in it, I'll obsess over it and

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Speaker 2: become you know, super knowledgeable knowledgeable about it. But that's

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Speaker 2: the good side of that. There's a bad side of that,

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Speaker 2: And this is one of those flaws about me. I

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Speaker 2: really pray my sons don't get you know, you don't

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Speaker 2: want to be like me. If I don't have an

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Speaker 2: interest in something. If something bores me, I check out.

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Speaker 2: I check out. Mentally, I couldn't. I don't retain any

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Speaker 2: of it. I'm not interested. I just kind of And

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Speaker 2: I know everyone has what I'm describing to some degree,

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Speaker 2: but you should know I'm an extreme example on both ends.

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Speaker 2: If I love it, I did this even I did

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Speaker 2: this one time with pepperoni. I love pepperoni, and I

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Speaker 2: wanted to know how it was made. Hey, where the

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Speaker 2: bet I spent three hours on pepperoni one time. I'm

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Speaker 2: embars to say it. I did it. Well, let's go

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Speaker 2: back to mountain warfare training, not tying. I don't give

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Speaker 2: knots in the different ways, and I know there are

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Speaker 2: all kinds of different ways. And the dude who was

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Speaker 2: doing the bare minimum. You with me, And because I

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Speaker 2: mentally checked out, again, it's a flaw, something wrong with me.

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Speaker 2: Because I mentally checked out, I didn't retain anything, nothing, nothing.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen minutes after all these not tying classes were done,

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Speaker 2: it in platoon sergeant. But just understand that's a placeholder.

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Speaker 2: It might not have been him. Someone in charge of

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Speaker 2: me said, hey, Jesse, go make sure these new guys

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Speaker 2: sure these new guys know how to not tie. Oh yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: sure thing. I'll get right on that. I get right

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Speaker 2: to it. And I ended up blowing off these new

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Speaker 2: three days if I remember right. And finally the guy

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Speaker 2: who told me to teach them not tying said, Kelly,

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Speaker 2: did you ever get those guys? Did you ever get

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'll do it right now. And he said,

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Speaker 2: you know, forget about that. I'm actually happy you didn't

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to gather everyone up, and you can

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Speaker 2: sure we're all on the same page, so everyone can

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Speaker 2: have a refresher for tonight. You have never been as

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Speaker 2: nervous in your life as I was for that presentation,

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Speaker 2: and I knew it was going to be bad, and

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Speaker 2: ability to do this. I'm screwed. That's what Kamala Harris

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Speaker 2: goes through every single day of her life, right now

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Speaker 2: every day of her life. You might think to yourself

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Speaker 2: This you may think in your mind right now. Maybe

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Speaker 2: Maybe you're looking at a piece of trash like dome,

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Speaker 2: laugh about the endless nervous laughter. But this is obviously,

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Speaker 2: it's very obvious. You don't have to be a psychologist

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Speaker 2: have refused to do a single sit down interview. That's

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Speaker 2: unheard of. We're sixty eight days before the election and

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Speaker 2: she won't do a sit down interview. Well, the media

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Speaker 2: having outlets like MSNBC, CNN and others saying, hey, why

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Speaker 2: media just wants ratings. They want to be the one

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Speaker 2: with Dome. That's how they're handling that. But finally she agrees.

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Speaker 2: right now because she's just been told she has to

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Speaker 2: Whatever you're going through at this point in time, Remember

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Speaker 2: that all right, All, let's get some more emails. Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 2: three thousand. All right, all right, we have to talk

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Speaker 2: about ants and RV's next. The Jesse Kelly Show. It's

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Speaker 2: still real to me, damn it, the turnstacks. It is

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Speaker 2: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Remember you can

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Speaker 2: email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris,

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Speaker 2: remember that time I told you I saw Billy Ido

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Speaker 2: in an airport. I saw Billy Ido in an airport

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Speaker 2: one time. We were just walking through I forget where

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Speaker 2: were coming back from, and there were these two chicks,

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Speaker 2: these two dimes were going crazy at the gate and

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Speaker 2: I look over. I'm like, what's going on? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't really see what they were going crazy over.

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Speaker 2: It's because Billy Idol was at the gate. Chicks love

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Speaker 2: rock stars. I will tell you though, he is so small.

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Speaker 2: I remember looking and thinking, where's the rest of him? What? Chris, No, No,

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Speaker 2: it's not. Because I'm six ' eight. I know what

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Speaker 2: about Chris. Look up how tall he is right now?

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Speaker 2: I bet you he's a five to fiver. I bet

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Speaker 2: he is barely even a man. Jesse's stone cold man. Kelly,

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Speaker 2: I am in desperate need of your wisdom. I recall

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Speaker 2: you telling everyone around a year ago that your house

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Speaker 2: had become overrun by ants and you had difficulty getting

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Speaker 2: rid of them. I have come under the same fate.

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Speaker 2: What did you do to get rid of them? Am

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Speaker 2: I doomed? Or is there hope? No, you're doomed. You're

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Speaker 2: doomed because ants are resilient and they work together. And

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Speaker 2: so here's my problem. The ants that were coming through

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Speaker 2: that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Not the

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Speaker 2: whole email was all wonderful and heartfelt, but normal people

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Speaker 2: can't relate to the struggle. Brother. Everybody struggles with something no,

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Speaker 2: maybe they don't struggle with alcohol. Everybody struggles with something.

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Speaker 2: Everyone either has struggled or is struggling. And the fact

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Speaker 2: that you sat down and penciled this whole thing out

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Speaker 2: tells me you're going to win. You are going to

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Speaker 2: win your battle with alcohol because you're struggling. If you're struggling,

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Speaker 2: you're winning. You realize that it's when you stop struggling,

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Speaker 2: when you give up, that's when you lose. You drove

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Speaker 2: into an AA meeting, you say, and you drove on.

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Speaker 2: You couldn't go in. You panicked, what if I see

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Speaker 2: a relative something? Okay, I get that you won that day.

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00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 2: Maybe you went on got drunk, Sure you probably did.

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Speaker 2: You tried something didn't work out, so try again. And

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Speaker 2: you mentioned the buddy system. I bet you money somebody

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Speaker 2: in your life, somebody in your friend's circle, also wants

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Speaker 2: to quit drinking. And they also think they're alone. They

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Speaker 2: think no one else does. They think there's no one

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Speaker 2: else to talk to. Do you know who I'm talking

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Speaker 2: about yet? I bet you already have an idea of

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Speaker 2: who that might be. Have you tried to ask them yet?

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00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: And as far as how do you go to a

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00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: ball game? Bowling the rodeo. Here's something you might want

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00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 2: to try, something I've personally done before. But I don't

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00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: want to drink anymore. I don't want any more booze.

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00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: I don't want anything like that. Here's something you might try.

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Speaker 2: Try mineral water with a line in it. People will

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Speaker 2: look and they'll think, oh, look, guy's got a cocktail.

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Speaker 2: And you can sit there and enjoy yourself until you

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Speaker 2: get comfortable, comfortable enough to tell them I'm out. I'm

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Speaker 2: done drinking. I don't feel good anymore. I feel bad,

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Speaker 2: my mind doesn't work right. Just keep struggling. Just keep struggling.

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Speaker 2: Find the friend you can relate to. And you don't

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Speaker 2: have to walk into an AA meeting physically to get help.

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Speaker 2: This is not nineteen sixty five anymore. You can have

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Speaker 2: a body online, you can get there are online, there

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Speaker 2: are virtual things on the phone, you can do. Reach out.

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Speaker 2: You're already winning. You are gonna win. I bet you money.

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Speaker 2: You will email me whatever it is a year from now,

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Speaker 2: five years from now, a month from now, and say, Jesse,

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Speaker 2: I'm clean. You are gonna do it. You are and

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Speaker 2: you know this is I'm a jerk. I would tell

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Speaker 2: you if you wouldn't. You're gonna win. You wrote that email.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna win. Trust me all right, and trust me

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Speaker 2: on this. Your dog's gonna die too early, not because

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Speaker 2: your drinking, but because you're not giving them rough creams.

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Speaker 2: You see, our dogs die too early in this country.

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Speaker 2: It's sad because we love dogs, probably more than any

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Speaker 2: other country on the planet. We love dogs except for

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Speaker 2: maybe Korea. But our dogs die too early because they

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Speaker 2: don't get nutrition, because there's no nutrition in dog food.

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Speaker 2: The sad thing is we think we're giving them nutrition.

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Speaker 2: We give them the special blend. I bet your money

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Speaker 2: you have a special blend for your dog. You buy,

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Speaker 2: but I bet you another one. I bet you it's brown,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? Is it brown? Brown? Things are dead? It's

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Speaker 2: brown because they kill everything in dog food at the factory.

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Speaker 2: Rough Greens is the all natural nutritional supplement. It's a

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Speaker 2: green powder. You'll be able to tell the second you

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Speaker 2: open up that it's natural and alive, all the nutrition

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Speaker 2: your dog needs. Pour it on your dog's food every meal.

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Speaker 2: Fred gets it every meal. You will see such a

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Speaker 2: difference in your dog. You'll be mad at all the

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Speaker 2: times you didn't give it to them free jumpstart trial

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Speaker 2: bags at eight three three three three My Dog or

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Speaker 2: Rough Green Slash Jesse, We'll be back. Feeling a little stocky.

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Speaker 2: Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of The

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show, and I need to do a couple

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Speaker 2: things here. I meant to get to him earlier, but

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Speaker 2: I'm irresponsible. I want to get to this thing that's

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Speaker 2: going on at the FBI, with the recent admission the

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Speaker 2: FBI's interference in Michael Shellenberger. He's a journalist, a good journalist.

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Speaker 2: He has a long rant on this. But before I

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Speaker 2: get to Shellenberger, I wanted to play this portion of it.

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Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg, you remember the head of Facebook. He went

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Speaker 2: on Joe Rogan and he explained what happened with the FBI,

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Speaker 2: only he didn't he didn't go into enough detail.

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Speaker 1: How do you guys handle things when they're a big

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Speaker 1: news item that's controversial, Like there was a lot of

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Speaker 1: attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter

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Speaker 1: Biden laptops story.

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Speaker 4: We oose two.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you guys censored that as well.

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Speaker 4: So we took a different path than Twitter. I mean

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Speaker 4: basically the background here is the FBI I think basically

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Speaker 4: came to us some folks on our team. It was like, hey,

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Speaker 4: just so you know, like you should be on high alert.

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Speaker 4: There was we thought that there was a lot of

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Speaker 4: Russian propaganda in the twenty sixteen election. We have it

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Speaker 4: on notice that basically there's about to be some kind

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Speaker 4: of dump of that's similar to that. So just be vigilant.

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Speaker 4: So our protocol is different from.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's what Zuckerberg said. Zuckerberg recently, though, had to

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Speaker 2: pen that letter. I read for you the big portions

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Speaker 2: of the letter on the show earlier this week. Schellenberger,

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Speaker 2: Michael Shellenberger. The journal is stug into it. This is

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Speaker 2: a little long. I may stop it and start it,

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Speaker 2: but this is this is what he says.

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Speaker 5: Zuckerberg's letter went further than what he told Joe Rogan

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Speaker 5: in twenty twenty two because he specifically mentioned Berisma, the

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Speaker 5: Ukrainian natural gas company that Hunter Biden worked for. Zuckerberg wrote,

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Speaker 5: the FBI warned us about a potential Russian disinformation operation

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Speaker 5: about the Biden family and Bearisma in the lead up

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Speaker 5: to the twenty twenty election. Nobody at the FBI has

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Speaker 5: gone to prison or even been properly investigated for their crimes.

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Speaker 5: And yet the evidence shows that the CIA and FBI

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Speaker 5: broke the Wiretap Act and the Hatch Act of nineteen

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Speaker 5: thirty nine, which prohibits the federal employees from using their

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Speaker 5: official authority or influence to interfere with or affect the

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Speaker 5: outcome of an election. First, the FBI violated the Wiretap

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Speaker 5: Act when it misused information it had obtained from Spine

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Speaker 5: or Rudy Giuliani. The FBI knew that the New York

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Speaker 5: Post story about the hunter byon laptop would be coming

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Speaker 5: out because it was listening to Juliani's telephone calls. The

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Speaker 5: Wiretap Act, formally known as Title three of Dominibus Crime

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Speaker 5: and Control and Safe Streets Act of nineteen sixty eight,

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Speaker 5: requires that information obtained through a wiretap can only be

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Speaker 5: used for purposes directly related to the investigation for which

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Speaker 5: the wiretap was authorized. Misusing or improperly disclosing this information

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Speaker 5: can result in criminal penalties for the individuals involved, and

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Speaker 5: the evidence obtained can be excluded from court proceedings. The

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Speaker 5: FBI both misused and improperly disclosed the information. Second, the

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Speaker 5: FBI spread disinformation information it knew to be false, in

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Speaker 5: order to interfere in the election. The FBI warned Facebook,

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Speaker 5: Twitter and others that forthcoming information about Bearisma and Biden

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Speaker 5: was Russian disinformation. The FBI knew that the Hunter Biden

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Speaker 5: laptop wasn't Russian disinformation because it already had the laptop

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Speaker 5: in its possession for ten months and was spying on Juliani.

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Speaker 2: How is this organization still in existence? How is nobody

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Speaker 2: from the FBI in prison for these crimes? These are

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00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 2: crimes betraded against the American people themselves and done by

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Speaker 2: the federal law enforcement arm wild wild And where are

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Speaker 2: the Republicans calling for arrests? Where are they? To date,

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Speaker 2: not one has called for FBI agents to go to prison,

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Speaker 2: not one. We cannot survive this, we can't. Maybe look

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Speaker 2: the low T GOP at it again. The communists have

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Speaker 2: taken over the state police agency. They're using it against

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Speaker 2: their political opponents, and the GOP can't grab its ankles

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Speaker 2: fast enough. Chalk male vitality stacks GOP for all of you,

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Speaker 2: and female vitality stacks for the ladies. Maybe then we'll

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Speaker 2: get at least one person calling for an arrest. At

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Speaker 2: least defund the agency. If we can't get arrests, can

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Speaker 2: we at least end this criminal organization before they do

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Speaker 2: any more damage? Chuck dot com, Choque dot com, call

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Speaker 2: them gop. Hey, I've got a hotline for you. You ready,

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Speaker 2: five zero Chuck three thousand. That's five zero cho Q

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Speaker 2: three thousand. Check in on that. Huh sounds good?

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Speaker 4: And now give a headline by go you know, you

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Speaker 4: know the.

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Speaker 2: Thing emails We didn't get to you. Jesse, My coworker

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Speaker 2: just informed me that the Stars and Stripes is reporting

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Speaker 2: that three carriers have been sent to the Middle East.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any information on this you could share.

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Speaker 2: I Look, they send carrier groups to places oftentimes as

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Speaker 2: a threat. It's a threat because when you move a carrier,

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Speaker 2: you're not moving a carrier one aircraft carrier. Aircraft carriers

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Speaker 2: have an entourage that comes along with them. So you

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Speaker 2: have the aircraft carrier, all the jets on the aircraft carrier,

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Speaker 2: You've got cruisers and destroyers, and you've you've got a

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Speaker 2: lot of firepowder. So whenever you see a carrier, just

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Speaker 2: know they're there. They're talking about a carrier group and

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Speaker 2: when you park that much firepower off of somebody's coast,

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Speaker 2: you're letting them know. If you go too far, if

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Speaker 2: you get too froggy, we will turn your civilization into

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Speaker 2: a fine powder. Whenever there's a carrier group sent it's

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Speaker 2: it's often, almost always it's a threat. Sometimes it's because

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Speaker 2: a conflict is imminent and that's not good, But almost

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Speaker 2: always it's a threat. So don't read too much into it, Jesse,

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Speaker 2: what happened to the Communist Party in the fifties and

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Speaker 2: sixties They got absorbed by the Democrat Party? To your

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Speaker 2: historical oracle, I have a nagging question. I'm hoping. I'm

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Speaker 2: hoping maybe you can shed some light on with your

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Speaker 2: cornucopia of contacts. With all the January sixth arrests, I've

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Speaker 2: not heard or seen one single person convicted of actual

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Speaker 2: violent acts, even though there were a lot of violent

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Speaker 2: acts plastered all over by the media. As a retired

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Speaker 2: law enforcement this makes me wonder, are there any real

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Speaker 2: convictions for these type of incidents? Curious minds want to

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00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 2: know his name is Dell. Almost none of those people

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Speaker 2: committed any violent acts, and the ones who did often

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Speaker 2: depends on which witness you listen to almost sounds like

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Speaker 2: it was in self defense, Like what's that lady's name,

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Speaker 2: Rosalind Baird. It was beaten to death by the cops

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Speaker 2: in the tunnel and they were trying to, you know,

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Speaker 2: pull her away and pull them off of it immediately.

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Speaker 2: That's assaulting an officer. That's a bad deal. That day

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Speaker 2: Theoar Oracle, with Ukraine attacking Russia within the borders of

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Speaker 2: Russia with major drone attacks and missiles, what response do

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Speaker 2: you think Russia has left. I don't know who you're

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Speaker 2: rooting for in this conflict, and honestly, who you're rooting

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Speaker 2: for doesn't really matter. Don't care. If you're all in

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Speaker 2: for Ukraine, you're all in for the Ruskies. If you

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Speaker 2: are any kind of a thinking person at all, you

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Speaker 2: will hope that this thing ends so Ukraine can get

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Speaker 2: out of Russia's borders. If Ukraine continues to stay within

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Speaker 2: Russia's borders, Russia is going to do something drastic and

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Speaker 2: dramatic and it may kick off the whole dagone thing.

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Speaker 2: So with that sunny note, go Jo your Labor Day weekend.

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Speaker 2: I am going to be back here on Monday on

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Speaker 2: Labor Day, so send me an email Jesse at jessekellyshow

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Speaker 2: dot com. That's all