WEBVTT - Stuck In An Elevator 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:07.400 Chu chu chucker chucker chucker chucker choo choo choo chugger. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:09.560 What time are they going to be here? Okay, because 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.080 we call them twenty minutes ago? Chucker chucker choo Joe. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:21.680 All aboard the Drawn Burgundy Podcast. I used train sounds, 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:25.880 That's what those were, because just like a bumpy, swerving 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:30.040 train ride, there is never a dull moment on this podcast. 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.400 Who are the local authorities? Because and do you even 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.760 have a number to call back on? As you can hear, 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:41.000 Carolina is currently using the elevator telephone to call some 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:45.320 local firefighters, police officers, maybe even a priest to read 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.040 us our last rites because you guessed it, folks. We 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:53.360 are currently stuck on an elevator. Uh. We are stuck 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.120 in between the eighty six and eighty seven floors of 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:02.080 the time X building. As you know, our podcast studio 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:06.960 is on the floor. Uh, and we are We are 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.040 currently stuck. And I thank god. We were just returning 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.800 from a field peace and so that's why I have 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:16.880 we have audio equipment with us. Caroline is handling the situation. Yes, 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.680 they said they'd call back in twenty with an update. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.360 I don't know. I guess we should just sit tight 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:28.080 until then. So twenty minutes we're going to be in here. Yeah, 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:33.840 most likely, Yeah, most likely twenty minutes. All right, Well, 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:38.199 that's just too bad. That's really too bad because we had, folks, 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.440 we had President Jimmy Carter in the studio today and 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:43.919 we were going to interview him on what he thinks 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:47.320 on everything that's happened this year. Do we have word 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:50.480 to Jimmy Carter to please? That's that's a little misleading. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.360 We have the president of the San Diego County Farm 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:56.160 Bureau up in the studio, and coincidentally, his name happens 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.680 to be Jimmy Carter, so it's not president, it's not 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:03.960 the President United States. And this year Jimmy Carter president. 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:06.680 It's been a crazy one for him. My god, he 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.639 had to rule on the San Diego Miniature Horse competition 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.400 and let me tell you, there might have been checkered 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:17.520 blankets and straw baskets, but that was no picnic. A 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:21.920 lot of tough decisions that day for Mr President Carter. Um. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.600 Everyone thought that Pippy long Stalking, a beautiful mayor with 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:27.600 a chestnut Maine, was going to win, and it was 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:31.200 actually the black beauty Napoleon who took home the blue ribbon. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:35.519 And it was a crazy night, crazy night, the anxiety, 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.840 the fervor and the crowd. It just was elector. I 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:44.400 broke up two fights and the headlines were crazy. Anyway. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.480 I try to stay out of politics. But that contest 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.919 was stolen, no question about it. Don't you think so, Caroline, 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:55.480 I think it. That doesn't really matter. And so we are, Yes, 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.600 we're just giving me, giving me a little Absolutely, we're 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.560 going to move over a way. This man, we are 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.400 just to the listener that we are. Also in the 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:08.840 elevator stuck with us, are are two other people, Uh, sir, 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:12.520 can I ask you your name? It's some one, thank you, Owen. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:16.160 And then this, uh, this lovely young woman over here. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:21.040 Maria was ape Parsinalia. I did not get that. You're 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:23.440 gonna have to you. Can you give that to me again? 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:30.600 Me remember and the Loupez and my first lope medicine Lola, 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:38.640 but Marilyn okay, but in English medicine Lola, obvious medicine, Lope. 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:42.480 I'm gonna Marielyn Maria. I believe your name is Maria. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:52.520 I was in medicine, Lupe, my boy and Marilyn Sas Medicine, 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:57.000 Loupe medicine, Lola. Oh, when do you speak Spanish? Because 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:01.200 I don't. I don't. I think Carolina, I don't know. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:05.600 But welcome anyway. And where if I if I could 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.680 just ask where where are you? Where are you headed today? 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.400 Headed to my therapist office? I have a therapy appointment. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:18.520 Oh and now you're stuck in an elevator. I saw 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.240 her from claustrophobia. Oh, this is a nightmare. This is 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.599 a living nightmare. Yeah, it's it's just it's hard to 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:30.160 breathe and I'm just trying to not have a panic. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.560 I start to panic, folks. Just to describe, this is 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:37.360 a very tight elevator. This elevator is four ft by 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:43.279 eight feet UM and uh, very low ceiling. It's a 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.720 very cheaply made elevator. It looks like it's about a 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.560 six ft ceiling. So we're it's a bit of a 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.560 hot box. Yeah. The more you talk about it, the 0:04:50.600 --> 0:05:01.800 more I just sort of okay, we won't mention. Yeah, 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:07.400 if everyone, thank you, madam, thank you, loop, thank you, Lope. Well, 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.240 so here we are, we're just going to I guess 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.280 we should just keep going with the show. We have 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:29.480 to bank this episode the best of it. Ut Okay, 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:38.240 that was quite oh man ah all right, um everyone, 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:42.440 all right, yeah, I feel like we dropped fifteen floors 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:47.839 at least. Um, do we need to contact the authorities? 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.160 Do you need to get back on the phone or 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:53.720 I mean yeah, I can. First let me let me 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:57.720 get to my restaurant review segment. Okay, let's just do that, 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.560 all right, get that out of the way, because if 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:04.880 I forget to do it, we'll never get to it. Um. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:08.200 I am a man who likes a good, rare pile 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:11.600 of meat and a sip from a crystal goblet now 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.880 and then I'll even smoke one of those thin cigarettes 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:18.679 worn Buffett passes around and circles at his men's only club. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.920 To put it simply, I like to indulge. So it's 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:26.240 no wonder I enjoyed my two days at the cheesecake factory. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:30.120 You just keep leaning into me. Excuse me, A man 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:35.080 is talking here, A man is doing his restaurant report. Sorry, 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.040 there's so little room in here. I know I'm doing 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:44.000 my best drifting. Um. That was owen for those of 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.760 you listening, uh, and to give you a visual of 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.320 what Owen looks like he's about five ft tall, with 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.240 one single strand of hair that has slipped down over 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.200 his bald head. I have a full head of hair 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.960 and two orange teeth, one on either side of his mouth. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.479 Perhaps that's why his voice sounds so weird. This is 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:07.200 just because he interrupted your Cheesecake Factor. Yes, yes, I 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:10.760 stayed there for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for two days. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:15.400 It's called investigative reporting, Carolina. Try it sometime in between 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:19.640 your episodes of Mrs Maizel. It wasn't okay, So your 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.880 cheesecake The Cheesecake Factor was an investigative piece. What did 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:26.000 you discover? Are their employees paid for their wages? Is 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.040 the food safety? I investigated a lot. They have a 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.680 cheesecake sandwich, so I investigated that I'd like to try 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.680 cheesecake subs wherever I can. I especially airports because of 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:40.720 all the different cultures that meet there. I investigated their 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.480 shrimp scampy twice in the same day. I actually couldn't 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.600 finish it, so I brought some with me. Oh my god, 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.120 that's why it smells like warm shrimping here. That's exactly 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.640 why I wear Yeah, that that might be the gumbo, 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.320 I forget. I wanted to eat it on the road, 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:55.840 so I just had them put it in a side 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:59.640 room cup. I'm gonna get sick. Hey, everyone needs to 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:08.480 rely acts, all right, especially you owen Loope, trinquilo, tranquil, Relax, 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:16.840 all relaxo. Okay, you've said your piece. Okay, I've lost 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.600 my place in my restaurant review? Did I get to 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:29.560 my review of the cheesecake kit? Hold on, take a 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:35.000 wide brace, take a wide stance. Everyone. You're on my foot, 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:40.559 I'm on your well, you're in between my legs loope. Please, 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:47.480 now is not the time for discouraging words. Can you 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:51.840 just can you just finish this recording or whatever so 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:58.120 we can just get out of your No, because this 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:02.520 bobcast this once told me when I attacked his security guard, 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.520 this show must go on. Did that really happen? Bad 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:12.280 things happen, Carolina. It's not all sunshine and Fleet Fox's songs. Okay, 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.720 God to think that we have President Jimmy Carter upstairs 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.920 and I'm stuck in an elevator with these bozos. No offense, sir, 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:25.200 that is offensive. No offense, sir. No, you don't just 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:29.680 get to say no, offense when you're being offensive. Um, 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.040 it's not just doesn't just clear you of being offensive. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:41.200 So are you getting fitted for a wig today? No, 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.440 I'm on my way to see my therapist. I already 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.760 told you. Then, what sort of therapy are you working? 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:52.000 Is it Freudan? I don't know if it's for it. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:55.479 I just have issues. I have claustrophobic, I have anxiety. 0:09:55.600 --> 0:10:07.400 And are you going to see a therapist as well? I? 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.760 Oh my god, it's hot in here, isn't it. The 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.680 more you talk about it, the more. If you didn't 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:23.200 move around so much, you're creating heat. Well, one thing 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:27.000 we have to think about in the event that the 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:32.120 authorities don't get here in time. I hate to jump 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:37.320 to this conclusion, Um, but we will have to pick 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:41.200 straws at one point for what to see if we're 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.080 gonna have to kill one or the other to eat 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:52.240 to survive. I don't think you because my bellies rumbling. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.200 You have shrimp in your pocket. You brought shrimp, I know, 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:59.160 but after I'm done with my shrimp and your gumbo 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:05.280 and gambo. I don't even know why. It's just something. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.440 It's a long term thought down the road, if even 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.360 for her for two days. It shouldn't have to come 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:14.080 to killing someone. All right, Well we should think about it. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:17.199 I know we'll draw straws. Well, I'm not going to 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:22.440 do that. If I had to pick someone at this point, 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.199 I think it'd be owing. I know Judo, So good luck, 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:32.040 you look delicious. Well thank you. I sort of thank you. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.320 But I know Judo, So you're not going to eat me? 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:38.959 That sounds like that sounds like a book your therapist 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.520 would give you. I know Judo, So you're not going 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:45.280 to eat me. U Ways to Cope through the Day 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:50.080 by Dr Loewenstein. Have you ever seen a therapist? Do 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:54.160 you know what they've been to? Therapy? Yes? How dare you? 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.880 How dare you? It's very healthy thing to do. If 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.120 you haven't done it, you should seeing a therapy. This 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.840 is very healthy. It's a good way to unbot My 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:08.640 therapist is a walk on the beach collecting driftwood. How 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.160 often do you do that? Not as much as I 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:17.160 would like to. I saw a therapist wants you did? Well, 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:20.240 that's good. I saw her in a supermarket. She was 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:26.079 talking to her friend and mentioned her therapy practice. I 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.760 thought to myself, Wow, I just saw a therapist. I 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:32.319 technically saw a therapist. No, No, that's not seeing a therapist. Yes, 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:35.679 you you saw a THERAPI. When I see my therapist, 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.360 I sit down with her for like an hour a 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:40.000 week and we just go how I'm feeling. So you 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.840 don't see a therapist. You stare at a therapist. Yeah, 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.480 that's what you do. It's not just staring. I think 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.839 what On is doing is a lot more emotional than that. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.680 Sounds like he's really going through some stuff. Well, I 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:58.200 don't know if I needed sounds really depressed, and he 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:00.800 sounds like, I mean, we don't need have to kill anything. Now, 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.959 what if President Jimmy Carter ever saw a therapist? Right not? 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.920 I don't know. It's different for every bit, Bunny, I 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.520 don't know if I need his opinion on that. Yeah, 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:18.400 don't though, real quick to break the tension, Uh, I 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.880 think we should do a lightning round real quick, just 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:25.320 for the show. So lightning round go? What are we talking? 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:27.079 I don't know how do you start a lightning round. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:42.720 I've never done a light Oh my god, we've got 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.000 to get out of here. We either have to get 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.959 out of here or we have to eat someone. Did 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.720 you have to do what what did you say about 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.160 your PP? I don't know. I just was emotional. I 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:55.480 just said I exclaimed things. I don't know what I said. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:14:00.839 What does anyone recall what they actually said? And screamed? Said? Whoa, whoa? 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:07.120 I said, yeah, and I didn't. I'm not a child. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:09.800 Run It's okay. But if you needed to the bathroom, 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:15.160 then we should figure something out. Never say, I would 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:19.640 never mention my genitalia a high tent, high stakes moment 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.960 like this. This is like we're in towering inferno right now. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.600 As my therapist would say, sometimes, you know, stressful situations 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:30.640 reveal something about ourselves, like maybe when you feared your life, 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:34.840 you were really fearing your life of your penis or 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:40.280 your ability to procreate. Your dad? Are your father? I 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.200 am a father. Yes, we have a beautiful son, Walter. 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.080 And so maybe you thinking of Wonter in a way 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.720 when you're thinking about your life bluepe or do you 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:59.320 have children? Talking about Pep? Do you have children? That's 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:04.720 what I asked, why it's a part of denis Ninos 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:19.640 quadru four. Well she didn't say her Come on, baby no, baby, 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:26.200 baby no, no? What about what are your feelings on 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:35.480 al Nino? It is two in the end. This, Yeah, 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:43.400 it's all pig Latin to me. My my Spanish basically 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:54.080 breaks down to enchilada burrito, Jimmy charga. But I guess 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.480 I don't know. It's interesting that it's all food based 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.680 and it's something about it seems like you're was time. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.200 Then what would your theroist this say about that? Well, 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:03.680 that maybe you're trying to fill something inside of you 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:06.440 that you know, you're always trying to put something in 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:12.000 your body to fill a hole. Maybe that's there or um, 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:13.760 you know that you always feel like you can never 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.880 get enough. Is that something that you can relate that 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:25.000 I'm never associated right? Well, I do. If I have 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:28.200 a box of Oreo cookies in front of me, I'll 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:30.800 go through the whole thing. Yeah, that sounds like, Yeah, 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.640 that sounds exactly what I'm talking about. And how do 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.600 you feel when the box is empty at the end 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:40.000 of the box? Do you feel stated, Yeah, that's actually 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.920 a big problem in the office, that you'll go through 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:49.720 a box of those marshmallow cookies, the with the Graham 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:54.360 cracker and the marshmallow malam malamars do do you have 0:16:54.360 --> 0:17:00.640 have you heard of Malabar's before they is that? Wait 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:06.199 did we just did we now go up ten floors? 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:09.840 They moved up? At? What floor are we on? Now? 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.600 I can't say. I mean, I mean, I don't know. 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.960 I mean we're either on the if we went down, 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.879 we're probably like on the seventieth floor, sixty floor or 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.840 something like that. Do you think maybe we've passed away 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:29.760 and this is what heaven is? Like? Wow? Is this? 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:34.280 This is it? Wow? Now I think I don't think 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.800 this would be heaven. I don't for some reason, I 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.320 think it would be not heaven if we were all 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.920 stuck in an elevator together right now, and the way 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:44.240 I feel right now, I don't feel like I'm in Baronites. 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:48.760 Here's the question, if you were in heaven, who three 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:53.080 people in history you'd have dinner with? I'll go first 0:17:53.600 --> 0:18:01.800 stand Musual, Bows of the Clown and Little Richard. Okay, Carolina, Um, 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:06.040 I guess my mom, um, my sister, and my new 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:10.639 puppy Grandma. But they're still living. I know, but I 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:18.360 just couldn't go to heaven without them. Loupe, No, no, no, really, 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:32.679 I can keep no no, no, no, that's not helpful. Owen, 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:38.320 how would guess Mahatma Gandhi Um, Susan b. Anthony. I 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:42.720 really would love to hear more about her, and I 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:47.600 just a little Richard, I no, ok um like if 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:53.199 a musician, maybe John Lennon, John Legend, John Legend, John Lennon, 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:56.080 he was a Beatle from the Beatles. Is he married 0:18:56.160 --> 0:19:03.080 Chrissy Tigan. Oh, I loved Legend. I love John Legend too. 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:05.840 Seems so nice and his wife is so pretty, and 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:10.160 their babies pretty too, and they're outspoken, they're real advocates. Yeah, 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:22.480 do you like Do you like John Legend? Lupe Malmonos? No, no, no, 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:29.320 the boy and I did. Why the what the What's 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.400 with the fascination with John Legend. I don't have a fascination. 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:35.000 I like John Legend, but I was talking about John 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:39.760 Christmas Special. It was so good. I'm so glad this 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:41.639 is finally taking my mind off the elevator. Do you 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:51.320 like Christmas? Lupe? Guys, once again, I think we need 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:53.960 to get back at the survival mode. I think we 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:56.920 need to discreetly turn from the other three in a 0:19:57.080 --> 0:20:01.440 rotation and collect our urine in some sort of receptacle, 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:04.160 and then we will drink it to survive. I don't 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:06.320 even think we're there yet. We've been here for fifteen minutes, 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:09.640 but it has not been fifteen minutes. Okay, well it's 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:13.159 been half an hour. Maybe that short. It's like a 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.680 been a day. No, no, not at all, and we 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:18.720 just had lunch. But just as a proactive measure, we 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:22.959 should store our urine. Is there something we can oh? 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.520 And can I use your baseball cap? No? No, you 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:28.680 can't use my baseball cap. And I use your purse? 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:35.800 When are you look it? Ango and Elliott? Thank you? 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:38.520 I appreciate that. So I'm gonna fill Loupe's purse full 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:41.200 of my year in. I'll start first, Mason jar you 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:44.800 brought in with you, not my bug collection. Get rid 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:49.240 of the just shake out the bus. No, I was 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:51.399 showing these. These are my dragonflies. I'm gonna show to 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:54.280 Jimmy Carter President, Jimmy Carter, al right, where you can 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:57.000 put those in that towel right there and just have 0:20:57.119 --> 0:20:59.560 them there and use the jar? I can't. As soon 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:02.879 as I in the jar, they will fly away. How 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:05.880 are they're going to rest on this towel? I thought 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:07.720 they were dead. They looked dead. Why is there a 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:11.360 beach towel in the bottom of this. I don't know later. 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:14.119 I just thought you said this was going to be 0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:16.639 a regular day at the beach. Oh, that's right, we 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:21.240 brought beach towels. I don't know if those dragonflies are alive. 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:25.960 Did you put air holes on the top of that jar? Oh, 0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:33.680 survey says zero, meaning no, Yeah, I got that. You 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:36.520 can use the mason jar then too. Okay, I will 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:45.760 not urinate in your in your purse and your purse. 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:50.159 I wonder if I could cocka in this mason jar 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:54.240 because I kind of need the cock everyone. Could everyone 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:59.239 please turn away? You have to. I think we need 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:04.320 to cut to parents. Let's cut two commercials. Welcome back 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:09.800 to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. It is our ten uh 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:13.119 here in the elevator. Has it been ten hours? It 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:18.399 has been an hour, okay. I've had to rip apart 0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:23.440 um my jacket to tie over our faces round defecated. 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:27.280 He tried to hit the mason jar. It's about he missed, 0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:30.280 if I would say half a foot. I got nervous 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:33.040 because everyone was watching, and we just threw a beach 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:37.200 towel over it. Um. Yeah, we're just trying to get through. 0:22:37.480 --> 0:22:40.760 I believe It's beyond me that you would do this 0:22:41.040 --> 0:22:43.000 like it just you couldn't hold it. You are you 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:46.280 a child? Like you can't. This is when you gotta go. 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:48.879 You gotta go. That's not true. It is ninety eight 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:53.359 degrees in here. It smells of shrimp gumbo and human 0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:57.680 feces sweat. It could be the worst day in my life. 0:22:58.400 --> 0:23:00.480 And more you talk about it feels like doesn't it 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:03.520 feel like the walls are closing in. Stop saying stuff 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:06.600 like that. Please, it's just you're just it feels like 0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:09.800 we're in Alice in the looking glass and going through 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:13.160 that little tiny doorway at the end, and it's getting 0:23:13.200 --> 0:23:20.720 smaller and smaller and smaller and small bag. Please, is 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:23.840 your job being a communicator and understanding what your audience 0:23:24.320 --> 0:23:26.520 can respond to that? Right now, all the rules are 0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:28.920 throwing out the window. Okay, we are in survival mode. 0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:32.560 We have we have all nominated. Owen will be the 0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:36.560 first one that we eat if that time comes. I 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:38.320 really don't think it should. I don't think it should 0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:39.920 come to that. I mean, I didn't think that we 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:44.560 should have to go the floor. May I ask you 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:50.520 this question? Can I just as a sample bite into 0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:54.880 the back of your calf, and just to see if 0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:59.200 your calf meat is tender and delicious. I'll just know 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:02.359 the answers know it won't be tender and delicious. So 0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:07.280 obviously missing his therapist, do you will you be charged 0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:10.080 for your therapy session? Well, I hope not. I mean, 0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:14.000 I hope she understands that I stuck in an elevator. 0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:16.600 What is the meat? Carolina? Do you have any read 0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:19.879 on the media must be going crazy, ron Berger, and 0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:22.240 he's stuck in an elevator. I don't think the media 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:25.359 is really paying attention to this issue. I mean, I 0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:27.359 think probably going to get a medal to get out 0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:32.199 of this alive. Maybe it wasn't necessarily you might get 0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:35.520 a bill for that. The carpet on the bottom of 0:24:35.600 --> 0:24:40.879 the elevator, Yeah, that's it has soiled the carpet of 0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:46.560 the elevator because in my effort to a little bit 0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:49.840 of on my pant leg, in an effort to get 0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:51.760 it off, I stepped in it and smushed it more 0:24:51.800 --> 0:24:55.920 into the carpet. They just we all. I don't know 0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:58.320 why you're whatever audience listens to you. I don't know 0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:00.840 why they would want any of these specifics. Ron says, 0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:04.000 He likes to keep things one hundred with his audiences 0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:06.679 and wants everything out on the open. LUPI, what's your 0:25:06.720 --> 0:25:23.520 relationship with Jimmy Carter? President Jimmy Carter drama? Despite his reputation, 0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:25.280 he really was a visionary if you think about it, 0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:28.200 I mean, outside of the hostage situation, which was just 0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:33.280 somewhat bad. Lucky you know, Middi's peace process, his views 0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:39.320 on environmentalism, conservation, solar panels on the White House pretty progressive, 0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:44.800 fellow huho and Gabo? Yes, and handsome unless what are 0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:59.440 you saying? I'm handsome? No, myelia, thank you, I'm used 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:02.240 to it now. Oh no, we're writing. Oh, here we 0:26:02.320 --> 0:26:12.320 go the elevator. Finally engaged, everyone can go. What a 0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:18.040 wonderful experience. This was amazing. I learned so much about 0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:22.040 all of you. Let's um, should we trade information? Well, no, 0:26:22.320 --> 0:26:24.040 I'm not gonna do that. I'm just excited and go 0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:28.360 my therapist. Whoa you have sex with your therapist? Yeah? 0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:31.760 Impaired to talk? Then afterwards, well, well, I'm not gonna say. 0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:36.120 Because I'm a gentleman, I don't kiss and town. But yeah, okay, wow, 0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:42.760 there's a problem. Yeah, I'm gonna run and get some 0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:47.119 pine sail, and you're gonna clean this up yourself. Of 0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:51.440 course that's nice. I always have a motto, what is 0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:55.239 it When Ron Burgundy craps in public? He cleans it up. 0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:58.320 He doesn't let someone else clean it up. And that's 0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:01.639 not a metaphor that it's literal, it's literally. How the 0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:03.840 fact that it's a motto means that you've done it 0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:09.800 many times, many many, many many times. I never, I 0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:13.480 never have ever timed out my personal bathroom schedule. I've 0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.560 always been terrible at that. But maybe just I don't 0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:18.359 know you very well. I don't know how you gotta go. 0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:20.480 You gotta go. Yeah, I just think that maybe that's 0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:22.359 the mottel you need to change. When you gotta go, 0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:25.159 you gotta go, because you don't always gotta go. When 0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:27.200 you gotta go, it's bad for the body to hold 0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:30.119 that stuff in. If it's a matter of ten fifteen minutes, 0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:33.120 I think it's okay, and yeah, it'll be fine. I've 0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:35.240 pooped up the opera. I've pooped in a Charger game, 0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:43.240 UH popped pet kennels. I've pooped during a broadcast once 0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:47.560 what broadcast? It was just a six o'clock news. Oh 0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:59.040 my god, Loupe, thank you so much and lovely. That 0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:03.520 should be written on a eating card. Well, um, thank 0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:06.840 you all, go about your day. We should get out 0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:17.919 of this elevator. We'll be right back. Hello and welcome 0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:22.560 back to the Round Burgundy podcast. Carolina and I. We 0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:26.680 are safely, safely ensconced back in our studio here on 0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:31.480 the ninety floor. And that was that was that was 0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:38.400 hair raising at times. You took a in that elevator, Yes, yes, 0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:41.840