Speaker 1: Chu chu chucker chucker chucker chucker choo choo choo chugger.
Speaker 1: What time are they going to be here? Okay, because
Speaker 1: we call them twenty minutes ago? Chucker chucker choo Joe.
Speaker 1: All aboard the Drawn Burgundy Podcast. I used train sounds,
Speaker 1: That's what those were, because just like a bumpy, swerving
Speaker 1: train ride, there is never a dull moment on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Who are the local authorities? Because and do you even
Speaker 1: have a number to call back on? As you can hear,
Speaker 1: Carolina is currently using the elevator telephone to call some
Speaker 1: local firefighters, police officers, maybe even a priest to read
Speaker 1: us our last rites because you guessed it, folks. We
Speaker 1: are currently stuck on an elevator. Uh. We are stuck
Speaker 1: in between the eighty six and eighty seven floors of
Speaker 1: the time X building. As you know, our podcast studio
Speaker 1: is on the floor. Uh, and we are We are
Speaker 1: currently stuck. And I thank god. We were just returning
Speaker 1: from a field peace and so that's why I have
Speaker 1: we have audio equipment with us. Caroline is handling the situation. Yes,
Speaker 1: they said they'd call back in twenty with an update.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess we should just sit tight
Speaker 1: until then. So twenty minutes we're going to be in here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most likely, Yeah, most likely twenty minutes. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's just too bad. That's really too bad because we had, folks,
Speaker 1: we had President Jimmy Carter in the studio today and
Speaker 1: we were going to interview him on what he thinks
Speaker 1: on everything that's happened this year. Do we have word
Speaker 1: to Jimmy Carter to please? That's that's a little misleading.
Speaker 1: We have the president of the San Diego County Farm
Speaker 1: Bureau up in the studio, and coincidentally, his name happens
Speaker 1: to be Jimmy Carter, so it's not president, it's not
Speaker 1: the President United States. And this year Jimmy Carter president.
Speaker 1: It's been a crazy one for him. My god, he
Speaker 1: had to rule on the San Diego Miniature Horse competition
Speaker 1: and let me tell you, there might have been checkered
Speaker 1: blankets and straw baskets, but that was no picnic. A
Speaker 1: lot of tough decisions that day for Mr President Carter. Um.
Speaker 1: Everyone thought that Pippy long Stalking, a beautiful mayor with
Speaker 1: a chestnut Maine, was going to win, and it was
Speaker 1: actually the black beauty Napoleon who took home the blue ribbon.
Speaker 1: And it was a crazy night, crazy night, the anxiety,
Speaker 1: the fervor and the crowd. It just was elector. I
Speaker 1: broke up two fights and the headlines were crazy. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I try to stay out of politics. But that contest
Speaker 1: was stolen, no question about it. Don't you think so, Caroline,
Speaker 1: I think it. That doesn't really matter. And so we are, Yes,
Speaker 1: we're just giving me, giving me a little Absolutely, we're
Speaker 1: going to move over a way. This man, we are
Speaker 1: just to the listener that we are. Also in the
Speaker 1: elevator stuck with us, are are two other people, Uh, sir,
Speaker 1: can I ask you your name? It's some one, thank you, Owen.
Speaker 1: And then this, uh, this lovely young woman over here.
Speaker 1: Maria was ape Parsinalia. I did not get that. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to you. Can you give that to me again?
Speaker 1: Me remember and the Loupez and my first lope medicine Lola,
Speaker 1: but Marilyn okay, but in English medicine Lola, obvious medicine, Lope.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Marielyn Maria. I believe your name is Maria.
Speaker 1: I was in medicine, Lupe, my boy and Marilyn Sas Medicine,
Speaker 1: Loupe medicine, Lola. Oh, when do you speak Spanish? Because
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I think Carolina, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But welcome anyway. And where if I if I could
Speaker 1: just ask where where are you? Where are you headed today?
Speaker 1: Headed to my therapist office? I have a therapy appointment.
Speaker 1: Oh and now you're stuck in an elevator. I saw
Speaker 1: her from claustrophobia. Oh, this is a nightmare. This is
Speaker 1: a living nightmare. Yeah, it's it's just it's hard to
Speaker 1: breathe and I'm just trying to not have a panic.
Speaker 1: I start to panic, folks. Just to describe, this is
Speaker 1: a very tight elevator. This elevator is four ft by
Speaker 1: eight feet UM and uh, very low ceiling. It's a
Speaker 1: very cheaply made elevator. It looks like it's about a
Speaker 1: six ft ceiling. So we're it's a bit of a
Speaker 1: hot box. Yeah. The more you talk about it, the
Speaker 1: more I just sort of okay, we won't mention. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if everyone, thank you, madam, thank you, loop, thank you, Lope. Well,
Speaker 1: so here we are, we're just going to I guess
Speaker 1: we should just keep going with the show. We have
Speaker 1: to bank this episode the best of it. Ut Okay,
Speaker 1: that was quite oh man ah all right, um everyone,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I feel like we dropped fifteen floors
Speaker 1: at least. Um, do we need to contact the authorities?
Speaker 1: Do you need to get back on the phone or
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I can. First let me let me
Speaker 1: get to my restaurant review segment. Okay, let's just do that,
Speaker 1: all right, get that out of the way, because if
Speaker 1: I forget to do it, we'll never get to it. Um.
Speaker 1: I am a man who likes a good, rare pile
Speaker 1: of meat and a sip from a crystal goblet now
Speaker 1: and then I'll even smoke one of those thin cigarettes
Speaker 1: worn Buffett passes around and circles at his men's only club.
Speaker 1: To put it simply, I like to indulge. So it's
Speaker 1: no wonder I enjoyed my two days at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1: You just keep leaning into me. Excuse me, A man
Speaker 1: is talking here, A man is doing his restaurant report. Sorry,
Speaker 1: there's so little room in here. I know I'm doing
Speaker 1: my best drifting. Um. That was owen for those of
Speaker 1: you listening, uh, and to give you a visual of
Speaker 1: what Owen looks like he's about five ft tall, with
Speaker 1: one single strand of hair that has slipped down over
Speaker 1: his bald head. I have a full head of hair
Speaker 1: and two orange teeth, one on either side of his mouth.
Speaker 1: Perhaps that's why his voice sounds so weird. This is
Speaker 1: just because he interrupted your Cheesecake Factor. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: stayed there for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for two days.
Speaker 1: It's called investigative reporting, Carolina. Try it sometime in between
Speaker 1: your episodes of Mrs Maizel. It wasn't okay, So your
Speaker 1: cheesecake The Cheesecake Factor was an investigative piece. What did
Speaker 1: you discover? Are their employees paid for their wages? Is
Speaker 1: the food safety? I investigated a lot. They have a
Speaker 1: cheesecake sandwich, so I investigated that I'd like to try
Speaker 1: cheesecake subs wherever I can. I especially airports because of
Speaker 1: all the different cultures that meet there. I investigated their
Speaker 1: shrimp scampy twice in the same day. I actually couldn't
Speaker 1: finish it, so I brought some with me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's why it smells like warm shrimping here. That's exactly
Speaker 1: why I wear Yeah, that that might be the gumbo,
Speaker 1: I forget. I wanted to eat it on the road,
Speaker 1: so I just had them put it in a side
Speaker 1: room cup. I'm gonna get sick. Hey, everyone needs to
Speaker 1: rely acts, all right, especially you owen Loope, trinquilo, tranquil, Relax,
Speaker 1: all relaxo. Okay, you've said your piece. Okay, I've lost
Speaker 1: my place in my restaurant review? Did I get to
Speaker 1: my review of the cheesecake kit? Hold on, take a
Speaker 1: wide brace, take a wide stance. Everyone. You're on my foot,
Speaker 1: I'm on your well, you're in between my legs loope. Please,
Speaker 1: now is not the time for discouraging words. Can you
Speaker 1: just can you just finish this recording or whatever so
Speaker 1: we can just get out of your No, because this
Speaker 1: bobcast this once told me when I attacked his security guard,
Speaker 1: this show must go on. Did that really happen? Bad
Speaker 1: things happen, Carolina. It's not all sunshine and Fleet Fox's songs. Okay,
Speaker 1: God to think that we have President Jimmy Carter upstairs
Speaker 1: and I'm stuck in an elevator with these bozos. No offense, sir,
Speaker 1: that is offensive. No offense, sir. No, you don't just
Speaker 1: get to say no, offense when you're being offensive. Um,
Speaker 1: it's not just doesn't just clear you of being offensive.
Speaker 1: So are you getting fitted for a wig today? No,
Speaker 1: I'm on my way to see my therapist. I already
Speaker 1: told you. Then, what sort of therapy are you working?
Speaker 1: Is it Freudan? I don't know if it's for it.
Speaker 1: I just have issues. I have claustrophobic, I have anxiety.
Speaker 1: And are you going to see a therapist as well? I?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's hot in here, isn't it. The
Speaker 1: more you talk about it, the more. If you didn't
Speaker 1: move around so much, you're creating heat. Well, one thing
Speaker 1: we have to think about in the event that the
Speaker 1: authorities don't get here in time. I hate to jump
Speaker 1: to this conclusion, Um, but we will have to pick
Speaker 1: straws at one point for what to see if we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to kill one or the other to eat
Speaker 1: to survive. I don't think you because my bellies rumbling.
Speaker 1: You have shrimp in your pocket. You brought shrimp, I know,
Speaker 1: but after I'm done with my shrimp and your gumbo
Speaker 1: and gambo. I don't even know why. It's just something.
Speaker 1: It's a long term thought down the road, if even
Speaker 1: for her for two days. It shouldn't have to come
Speaker 1: to killing someone. All right, Well we should think about it.
Speaker 1: I know we'll draw straws. Well, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: do that. If I had to pick someone at this point,
Speaker 1: I think it'd be owing. I know Judo, So good luck,
Speaker 1: you look delicious. Well thank you. I sort of thank you.
Speaker 1: But I know Judo, So you're not going to eat me?
Speaker 1: That sounds like that sounds like a book your therapist
Speaker 1: would give you. I know Judo, So you're not going
Speaker 1: to eat me. U Ways to Cope through the Day
Speaker 1: by Dr Loewenstein. Have you ever seen a therapist? Do
Speaker 1: you know what they've been to? Therapy? Yes? How dare you?
Speaker 1: How dare you? It's very healthy thing to do. If
Speaker 1: you haven't done it, you should seeing a therapy. This
Speaker 1: is very healthy. It's a good way to unbot My
Speaker 1: therapist is a walk on the beach collecting driftwood. How
Speaker 1: often do you do that? Not as much as I
Speaker 1: would like to. I saw a therapist wants you did? Well,
Speaker 1: that's good. I saw her in a supermarket. She was
Speaker 1: talking to her friend and mentioned her therapy practice. I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, Wow, I just saw a therapist. I
Speaker 1: technically saw a therapist. No, No, that's not seeing a therapist. Yes,
Speaker 1: you you saw a THERAPI. When I see my therapist,
Speaker 1: I sit down with her for like an hour a
Speaker 1: week and we just go how I'm feeling. So you
Speaker 1: don't see a therapist. You stare at a therapist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you do. It's not just staring. I think
Speaker 1: what On is doing is a lot more emotional than that.
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's really going through some stuff. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I needed sounds really depressed, and he
Speaker 1: sounds like, I mean, we don't need have to kill anything. Now,
Speaker 1: what if President Jimmy Carter ever saw a therapist? Right not?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's different for every bit, Bunny, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I need his opinion on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't though, real quick to break the tension, Uh, I
Speaker 1: think we should do a lightning round real quick, just
Speaker 1: for the show. So lightning round go? What are we talking?
Speaker 1: I don't know how do you start a lightning round.
Speaker 1: I've never done a light Oh my god, we've got
Speaker 1: to get out of here. We either have to get
Speaker 1: out of here or we have to eat someone. Did
Speaker 1: you have to do what what did you say about
Speaker 1: your PP? I don't know. I just was emotional. I
Speaker 1: just said I exclaimed things. I don't know what I said.
Speaker 1: What does anyone recall what they actually said? And screamed? Said? Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, and I didn't. I'm not a child.
Speaker 1: Run It's okay. But if you needed to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: then we should figure something out. Never say, I would
Speaker 1: never mention my genitalia a high tent, high stakes moment
Speaker 1: like this. This is like we're in towering inferno right now.
Speaker 1: As my therapist would say, sometimes, you know, stressful situations
Speaker 1: reveal something about ourselves, like maybe when you feared your life,
Speaker 1: you were really fearing your life of your penis or
Speaker 1: your ability to procreate. Your dad? Are your father? I
Speaker 1: am a father. Yes, we have a beautiful son, Walter.
Speaker 1: And so maybe you thinking of Wonter in a way
Speaker 1: when you're thinking about your life bluepe or do you
Speaker 1: have children? Talking about Pep? Do you have children? That's
Speaker 1: what I asked, why it's a part of denis Ninos
Speaker 1: quadru four. Well she didn't say her Come on, baby no, baby,
Speaker 1: baby no, no? What about what are your feelings on
Speaker 1: al Nino? It is two in the end. This, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all pig Latin to me. My my Spanish basically
Speaker 1: breaks down to enchilada burrito, Jimmy charga. But I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's interesting that it's all food based
Speaker 1: and it's something about it seems like you're was time.
Speaker 1: Then what would your theroist this say about that? Well,
Speaker 1: that maybe you're trying to fill something inside of you
Speaker 1: that you know, you're always trying to put something in
Speaker 1: your body to fill a hole. Maybe that's there or um,
Speaker 1: you know that you always feel like you can never
Speaker 1: get enough. Is that something that you can relate that
Speaker 1: I'm never associated right? Well, I do. If I have
Speaker 1: a box of Oreo cookies in front of me, I'll
Speaker 1: go through the whole thing. Yeah, that sounds like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds exactly what I'm talking about. And how do
Speaker 1: you feel when the box is empty at the end
Speaker 1: of the box? Do you feel stated, Yeah, that's actually
Speaker 1: a big problem in the office, that you'll go through
Speaker 1: a box of those marshmallow cookies, the with the Graham
Speaker 1: cracker and the marshmallow malam malamars do do you have
Speaker 1: have you heard of Malabar's before they is that? Wait
Speaker 1: did we just did we now go up ten floors?
Speaker 1: They moved up? At? What floor are we on? Now?
Speaker 1: I can't say. I mean, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean we're either on the if we went down,
Speaker 1: we're probably like on the seventieth floor, sixty floor or
Speaker 1: something like that. Do you think maybe we've passed away
Speaker 1: and this is what heaven is? Like? Wow? Is this?
Speaker 1: This is it? Wow? Now I think I don't think
Speaker 1: this would be heaven. I don't for some reason, I
Speaker 1: think it would be not heaven if we were all
Speaker 1: stuck in an elevator together right now, and the way
Speaker 1: I feel right now, I don't feel like I'm in Baronites.
Speaker 1: Here's the question, if you were in heaven, who three
Speaker 1: people in history you'd have dinner with? I'll go first
Speaker 1: stand Musual, Bows of the Clown and Little Richard. Okay, Carolina, Um,
Speaker 1: I guess my mom, um, my sister, and my new
Speaker 1: puppy Grandma. But they're still living. I know, but I
Speaker 1: just couldn't go to heaven without them. Loupe, No, no, no, really,
Speaker 1: I can keep no no, no, no, that's not helpful. Owen,
Speaker 1: how would guess Mahatma Gandhi Um, Susan b. Anthony. I
Speaker 1: really would love to hear more about her, and I
Speaker 1: just a little Richard, I no, ok um like if
Speaker 1: a musician, maybe John Lennon, John Legend, John Legend, John Lennon,
Speaker 1: he was a Beatle from the Beatles. Is he married
Speaker 1: Chrissy Tigan. Oh, I loved Legend. I love John Legend too.
Speaker 1: Seems so nice and his wife is so pretty, and
Speaker 1: their babies pretty too, and they're outspoken, they're real advocates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you like Do you like John Legend? Lupe Malmonos? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the boy and I did. Why the what the What's
Speaker 1: with the fascination with John Legend. I don't have a fascination.
Speaker 1: I like John Legend, but I was talking about John
Speaker 1: Christmas Special. It was so good. I'm so glad this
Speaker 1: is finally taking my mind off the elevator. Do you
Speaker 1: like Christmas? Lupe? Guys, once again, I think we need
Speaker 1: to get back at the survival mode. I think we
Speaker 1: need to discreetly turn from the other three in a
Speaker 1: rotation and collect our urine in some sort of receptacle,
Speaker 1: and then we will drink it to survive. I don't
Speaker 1: even think we're there yet. We've been here for fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: but it has not been fifteen minutes. Okay, well it's
Speaker 1: been half an hour. Maybe that short. It's like a
Speaker 1: been a day. No, no, not at all, and we
Speaker 1: just had lunch. But just as a proactive measure, we
Speaker 1: should store our urine. Is there something we can oh?
Speaker 1: And can I use your baseball cap? No? No, you
Speaker 1: can't use my baseball cap. And I use your purse?
Speaker 1: When are you look it? Ango and Elliott? Thank you?
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. So I'm gonna fill Loupe's purse full
Speaker 1: of my year in. I'll start first, Mason jar you
Speaker 1: brought in with you, not my bug collection. Get rid
Speaker 1: of the just shake out the bus. No, I was
Speaker 1: showing these. These are my dragonflies. I'm gonna show to
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter President, Jimmy Carter, al right, where you can
Speaker 1: put those in that towel right there and just have
Speaker 1: them there and use the jar? I can't. As soon
Speaker 1: as I in the jar, they will fly away. How
Speaker 1: are they're going to rest on this towel? I thought
Speaker 1: they were dead. They looked dead. Why is there a
Speaker 1: beach towel in the bottom of this. I don't know later.
Speaker 1: I just thought you said this was going to be
Speaker 1: a regular day at the beach. Oh, that's right, we
Speaker 1: brought beach towels. I don't know if those dragonflies are alive.
Speaker 1: Did you put air holes on the top of that jar? Oh,
Speaker 1: survey says zero, meaning no, Yeah, I got that. You
Speaker 1: can use the mason jar then too. Okay, I will
Speaker 1: not urinate in your in your purse and your purse.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I could cocka in this mason jar
Speaker 1: because I kind of need the cock everyone. Could everyone
Speaker 1: please turn away? You have to. I think we need
Speaker 1: to cut to parents. Let's cut two commercials. Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. It is our ten uh
Speaker 1: here in the elevator. Has it been ten hours? It
Speaker 1: has been an hour, okay. I've had to rip apart
Speaker 1: um my jacket to tie over our faces round defecated.
Speaker 1: He tried to hit the mason jar. It's about he missed,
Speaker 1: if I would say half a foot. I got nervous
Speaker 1: because everyone was watching, and we just threw a beach
Speaker 1: towel over it. Um. Yeah, we're just trying to get through.
Speaker 1: I believe It's beyond me that you would do this
Speaker 1: like it just you couldn't hold it. You are you
Speaker 1: a child? Like you can't. This is when you gotta go.
Speaker 1: You gotta go. That's not true. It is ninety eight
Speaker 1: degrees in here. It smells of shrimp gumbo and human
Speaker 1: feces sweat. It could be the worst day in my life.
Speaker 1: And more you talk about it feels like doesn't it
Speaker 1: feel like the walls are closing in. Stop saying stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Please, it's just you're just it feels like
Speaker 1: we're in Alice in the looking glass and going through
Speaker 1: that little tiny doorway at the end, and it's getting
Speaker 1: smaller and smaller and smaller and small bag. Please, is
Speaker 1: your job being a communicator and understanding what your audience
Speaker 1: can respond to that? Right now, all the rules are
Speaker 1: throwing out the window. Okay, we are in survival mode.
Speaker 1: We have we have all nominated. Owen will be the
Speaker 1: first one that we eat if that time comes. I
Speaker 1: really don't think it should. I don't think it should
Speaker 1: come to that. I mean, I didn't think that we
Speaker 1: should have to go the floor. May I ask you
Speaker 1: this question? Can I just as a sample bite into
Speaker 1: the back of your calf, and just to see if
Speaker 1: your calf meat is tender and delicious. I'll just know
Speaker 1: the answers know it won't be tender and delicious. So
Speaker 1: obviously missing his therapist, do you will you be charged
Speaker 1: for your therapy session? Well, I hope not. I mean,
Speaker 1: I hope she understands that I stuck in an elevator.
Speaker 1: What is the meat? Carolina? Do you have any read
Speaker 1: on the media must be going crazy, ron Berger, and
Speaker 1: he's stuck in an elevator. I don't think the media
Speaker 1: is really paying attention to this issue. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think probably going to get a medal to get out
Speaker 1: of this alive. Maybe it wasn't necessarily you might get
Speaker 1: a bill for that. The carpet on the bottom of
Speaker 1: the elevator, Yeah, that's it has soiled the carpet of
Speaker 1: the elevator because in my effort to a little bit
Speaker 1: of on my pant leg, in an effort to get
Speaker 1: it off, I stepped in it and smushed it more
Speaker 1: into the carpet. They just we all. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you're whatever audience listens to you. I don't know
Speaker 1: why they would want any of these specifics. Ron says,
Speaker 1: He likes to keep things one hundred with his audiences
Speaker 1: and wants everything out on the open. LUPI, what's your
Speaker 1: relationship with Jimmy Carter? President Jimmy Carter drama? Despite his reputation,
Speaker 1: he really was a visionary if you think about it,
Speaker 1: I mean, outside of the hostage situation, which was just
Speaker 1: somewhat bad. Lucky you know, Middi's peace process, his views
Speaker 1: on environmentalism, conservation, solar panels on the White House pretty progressive,
Speaker 1: fellow huho and Gabo? Yes, and handsome unless what are
Speaker 1: you saying? I'm handsome? No, myelia, thank you, I'm used
Speaker 1: to it now. Oh no, we're writing. Oh, here we
Speaker 1: go the elevator. Finally engaged, everyone can go. What a
Speaker 1: wonderful experience. This was amazing. I learned so much about
Speaker 1: all of you. Let's um, should we trade information? Well, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I'm just excited and go
Speaker 1: my therapist. Whoa you have sex with your therapist? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Impaired to talk? Then afterwards, well, well, I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 1: Because I'm a gentleman, I don't kiss and town. But yeah, okay, wow,
Speaker 1: there's a problem. Yeah, I'm gonna run and get some
Speaker 1: pine sail, and you're gonna clean this up yourself. Of
Speaker 1: course that's nice. I always have a motto, what is
Speaker 1: it When Ron Burgundy craps in public? He cleans it up.
Speaker 1: He doesn't let someone else clean it up. And that's
Speaker 1: not a metaphor that it's literal, it's literally. How the
Speaker 1: fact that it's a motto means that you've done it
Speaker 1: many times, many many, many many times. I never, I
Speaker 1: never have ever timed out my personal bathroom schedule. I've
Speaker 1: always been terrible at that. But maybe just I don't
Speaker 1: know you very well. I don't know how you gotta go.
Speaker 1: You gotta go. Yeah, I just think that maybe that's
Speaker 1: the mottel you need to change. When you gotta go,
Speaker 1: you gotta go, because you don't always gotta go. When
Speaker 1: you gotta go, it's bad for the body to hold
Speaker 1: that stuff in. If it's a matter of ten fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: I think it's okay, and yeah, it'll be fine. I've
Speaker 1: pooped up the opera. I've pooped in a Charger game,
Speaker 1: UH popped pet kennels. I've pooped during a broadcast once
Speaker 1: what broadcast? It was just a six o'clock news. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Loupe, thank you so much and lovely. That
Speaker 1: should be written on a eating card. Well, um, thank
Speaker 1: you all, go about your day. We should get out
Speaker 1: of this elevator. We'll be right back. Hello and welcome
Speaker 1: back to the Round Burgundy podcast. Carolina and I. We
Speaker 1: are safely, safely ensconced back in our studio here on
Speaker 1: the ninety floor. And that was that was that was
Speaker 1: hair raising at times. You took a in that elevator, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes I did. I still can't get over. It wasn't
Speaker 1: the first time, it won't be the last I saw you.
Speaker 1: I was reduced to my basic animal form, and because
Speaker 1: we must have been there for an hour and a half,
Speaker 1: but you know, the mind is not working in a rational,
Speaker 1: rational way, and I just thought, oh my god, if
Speaker 1: I keep this in my bow any longer, it's gonna
Speaker 1: kill me. So I just had to go. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: did you eat the rest of that gumbo? I did
Speaker 1: right after because I was starving. M And then what
Speaker 1: about the dragonflies? I totally forgot about the dragonflies. That
Speaker 1: was our field. Peace. Okay, Well, I know what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll go down to the hobby store, the hobby and
Speaker 1: Miniature store on the corner of Franklin and Barthoon, and
Speaker 1: I'll pick up some of those modeled dragonflies and I'll
Speaker 1: paint him with model paint and then we ken. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could just have them otherwise they're just dragonflies. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, we are currently back in the studio.
Speaker 1: I chugged a bottle of water and I'm currently recovering
Speaker 1: from what what was a crazy day. As we were
Speaker 1: just say, to put what I learned today into words
Speaker 1: would be too complicated and most of you out there
Speaker 1: would would never understand it. It would sound like gibberish
Speaker 1: or some exotic language. So signing off for now, folks.
Speaker 1: This is Ron Burgundy and guess what I Am going
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