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Speaker 1: Did anybody see the news that we might have found

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Speaker 1: a cure for cancer? No, no, but I heard it

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. It's a jewel show, and that's not

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Speaker 1: a joke. While you were watching the latest TikTok challenge,

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Speaker 1: there's been a bunch of crazy stuff that's happening in

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Speaker 1: the news. And luckily I work on this radio show

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Speaker 1: and it has a staff of people who pay attention

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Speaker 1: to the news, so I don't have to. And holy crap,

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Speaker 1: I was just informed that we might have found a

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Speaker 1: cure for cancer. I mean, it's about time. It's incredible.

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I'll get to that in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But first, here's a couple of crazy things you probably

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Speaker 1: haven't heard about while you had your nose stuffed in

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Speaker 1: your phone watching TikTok dance challenges. Danish researchers discovered a

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Speaker 1: new island in the Arctic by mistake. How do you

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Speaker 1: discover a new piece of land I don't know in

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Speaker 1: the Arctic. Well, they thought they had landed on an

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Speaker 1: island near Greenland that we've known about since nineteen seventy eight,

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Speaker 1: but they actually landed on a different island. Well, how

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Speaker 1: does that even happen. Now, it confuses me. Land on

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Speaker 1: a runway. I don't know how it happened. But they

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Speaker 1: landed on a different island where they thought, and they

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Speaker 1: were like, wait a second, look at the cord. It's

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Speaker 1: I don't believe this. That is literally the plot of

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Speaker 1: King Kong. I don't beliy this. I don't believe this

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Speaker 1: because there's stuff that we don't know what's in the ocean.

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Speaker 1: But come on, we have enough satellites out there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but stuff like Bermuda Triangle. You know, we don't know

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Speaker 1: everything about the ocean. The ocean is the most mysterious

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Speaker 1: place if you think about it, even more than space

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Speaker 1: to us right now, because they can't even go places

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Speaker 1: and send the ocean it's so vast. I think it's

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Speaker 1: ninety percent undiscovered. Yeah, that's crazy. What Yeah? The okay,

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Speaker 1: and they found terrifying Another interesting news thing before we

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Speaker 1: get to the fact that we may have actually found

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Speaker 1: a cure for cancer and animal news. This dripped me out.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to the cancer thing in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But a team in Australia found that female octopuses will

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Speaker 1: throw stuff at males if they don't stop harassing them.

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Speaker 1: They figured it out quicker. It sounds like octopuses are

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Speaker 1: like humans too. I mean, they figured it out quicker

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Speaker 1: than what you did. What what human female does that?

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Speaker 1: They throw My goverment throws stuff at me all the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't throw stuff my significant others. Yeah, but you're

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend, so right, it's not really hard. It shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be harassment, right, Alex and I are married. You didn't

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Speaker 1: know that shouldn't be harrassment. I'm sexually harrass Alex all

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Speaker 1: the time. She knows that. I mean she she got

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Speaker 1: like a butt lift thingy, like like a suction butt

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Speaker 1: lift thing It looks like a fake butt and hold on,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing, it's awesome. And I said to her, I

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Speaker 1: said to her last night, like watch stand up real quick,

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Speaker 1: let English watch this. No, you know, like I don't

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Speaker 1: have a hold on. Hold on, I'm just gonna get

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Speaker 1: my phone ready hard as I try, Like I don't

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Speaker 1: even care how how how hard I trying. The che

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Speaker 1: it was crazy, Okay, It's like I'll have a Musli butt,

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Speaker 1: but no, it does not grow and it sucks, and

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Speaker 1: then I will not get implants because implanted and I

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Speaker 1: will not get a Brazilian bullied because that is the

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Speaker 1: number one killer in any surgery. Surgery. Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It literally just all it is is suction. So let's

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Speaker 1: see this dump truck. Oh who right there. I've been

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Speaker 1: doing that to her everywhere we go. We go to

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Speaker 1: a restaurant, she walks in first. It's it's big, right, wow,

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Speaker 1: like it's it is insanely that's just it was just suction. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just suction cups. Whoa, And I feel bad. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to keep looking. I'm sorry. So that it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, it's great. And then suctions are for

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Speaker 1: like an hour, yeah, thousand hour of suction. It's like

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Speaker 1: basically they just suck up the fat and congestion, like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it's like gravity, because gravity just like

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Speaker 1: makes it false. They bring it up literally, it's all natural.

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Speaker 1: There's I mean, there's like just like a little bit

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Speaker 1: of bruising, that's about it. Suck it from the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the leg up into the butt cheeks, and then

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Speaker 1: they put these cups on it that sup in there.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a cake baking. Do you feel different?

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Speaker 1: It feel they feel like implants, it does. They're solid

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Speaker 1: like implants. I'm like, what I mean she took them off,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, blue, no way, but oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I've never had a butt in my life. So on

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Speaker 1: the harassment front, right, Alex and my wife. I told

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Speaker 1: her last night, I said, look, I always grab your

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Speaker 1: butt a lot when I walk by you. I'm always

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Speaker 1: doing that. And I was like, I'm probably gonna be

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Speaker 1: doing it more now, and I just want to remember

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Speaker 1: this is your fault. Yeah. So see, but that's okay

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Speaker 1: because we're married and that's the relationship. Yeah, and I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's something to grab, Yeah, there is something. She's not

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Speaker 1: throwing stuff at me. You know. So if somebody were

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Speaker 1: to come up to her the octopus thing, like she

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Speaker 1: was saying, women haven't figured it out in the office.

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Speaker 1: If someone were to come up her and be like no, no,

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Speaker 1: she would know that an octopus would grab a stapler

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Speaker 1: and chuck it at his head, and that's what she

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Speaker 1: should do. Um, all right, well kill for cancer, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about So. Scientists have figured out some

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Speaker 1: amazing things. Scientists have figured out how to take a

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Speaker 1: butt without an implant and make it. And also they

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Speaker 1: really think they found a cure for cancer. Doctors in

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Speaker 1: Canada have found a weakness in the specific enzyme that

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Speaker 1: leads cancers tumors to spread. They're calling it cancers Achilles

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Speaker 1: heel and say that it could lead to stop cancer

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Speaker 1: in its tracks. So they found the part of that

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Speaker 1: actually spreads the cancer, and they found a weakness in it,

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Speaker 1: so they know how to stop it. It's about time

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Speaker 1: because it seems like they've been making pointless charts and

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Speaker 1: doing studies. I mean, how many billions of dollars has

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Speaker 1: gone into cancer research. But they can figure out how

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Speaker 1: to take fat from the bottom of your leg and

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Speaker 1: make up a donk out of its focus. But also

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Speaker 1: also though that's a world changing thing too, that's a

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Speaker 1: good thing too. Don't stop doing things like that. You're

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Speaker 1: very happy about. But also the cheer for cancer thing

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Speaker 1: is amazing. Ran out of time because we got sidetracked

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Speaker 1: by Durham. So if you want to know more about that,

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Speaker 1: you could google it all right, Remember, you can follow

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Speaker 1: us all on social media at the Jewel Show, you

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