Speaker 1: Second date of to day. Even more and more young
Speaker 1: people are turning to us for help getting a second date,
Speaker 1: and that means we're seeing more and more unique names. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're coming up right now. And I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened like twenty years ago, whether it was like the
Speaker 1: Y two K bug or maybe a really bad Blink
Speaker 1: Win eighty two concert, but somewhere at that point, parents
Speaker 1: decided to stop naming their kids like David and Michael
Speaker 1: and James, and girls have no more Elizabeth, no more
Speaker 1: Lisa's or Christie's. Yeah, so now I'm not nearly as
Speaker 1: surprise whenever we get an email from a guy named Moonshine,
Speaker 1: what that is not someone's name name? Or a girl
Speaker 1: named Jazz Techa Okay, yes Tea, that's my girls. So
Speaker 1: this morning I didn't even bet and I when I
Speaker 1: opened up the email and I saw one from a
Speaker 1: dude named Tick, I liked Tick. There's nothing positive from
Speaker 1: a tick. Even if you have a tick, it's not
Speaker 1: a positive thing. Tick emailed us for help, So welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Tick. Hey, guys, what's going on? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that your full name or is that a nickname?
Speaker 1: It's short my full name is actually Tickery Ticky? Do
Speaker 1: that I mean? Yeah, I mean yeah, it's been laughed
Speaker 1: at my whole life. But yeah, I mean it probably
Speaker 1: stands out because it's not like every other name, so
Speaker 1: it probably does help me get some attention. All right,
Speaker 1: So do you want me to refer to you by
Speaker 1: your full name Tickery or would you rather be called tick? No?
Speaker 1: All my friends call me kick. Kay. What is the
Speaker 1: woman's name that we're calling because I'm hoping it's something good.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it's Rebecca. Yeah, last name like Hadashery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't approve, we don't. How did you meet boring Becky? Um?
Speaker 1: We met Actually she's a teller at my bank, and
Speaker 1: I noticed her one day and just thought she was
Speaker 1: really cute, and so then I kind of started to
Speaker 1: go and try to work it out so I would
Speaker 1: get to her windows, so I would like change places
Speaker 1: in line with people that I could like get up
Speaker 1: and see her and I try to look nice, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should go in front of me, you know, so
Speaker 1: you weren't wearing a ski mask with your hands in
Speaker 1: your pocket, like being all sketchy in line, because that
Speaker 1: would be a bad sign at the baby. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hope not. I tried to make it look like it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I just happened to come to you,
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah that's sneaky. Saw something he liked and
Speaker 1: then he latched on. Yeah. So you know, after a while,
Speaker 1: I you know, I think she started to notice, like
Speaker 1: I would always be at her window, and and so
Speaker 1: one day I was finally like, yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: thought you were cute and I thought, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: we could have coffee sometimes. And dude, were you so nervous? Yeah?
Speaker 1: For sure, because the other way that goes is like
Speaker 1: I'm the creeper that it's been sneaking through the bank line. Well,
Speaker 1: and also she has full access to your bank account.
Speaker 1: You know that's true. That's true. That Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: very vulnerable. She knew exactly how much money I had,
Speaker 1: So what did you guys do for a date. So
Speaker 1: she was like, you know, be on a break right
Speaker 1: after this, like do you want to grab coffee? And
Speaker 1: so I was like yeah, sure. So I waited around
Speaker 1: and she had just like a quick break, like a
Speaker 1: fifteen minute break where she got to step out and
Speaker 1: maybe a little awkward, but like kind of just talking,
Speaker 1: getting know each other a little bit, but she had
Speaker 1: to go back to work. But she was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: this went well. You know, we should continue this another time.
Speaker 1: And so that's good. It's like a pre date. It's
Speaker 1: like a pre date before the date totally. But yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like, love to talk more, and so you know,
Speaker 1: I asked her to have dinner a couple days later
Speaker 1: as a Friday night, and she's like, great and it
Speaker 1: was awesome. Like say, you're saying, you haven't even heard
Speaker 1: what he did. He just said that we got dinner,
Speaker 1: and you were like, oh my god, what a sweetheart
Speaker 1: dinner with you. But the follow through that it actually
Speaker 1: happened is a big deal these days. Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 1: mess Yeah for real, when you're sober and it's light out.
Speaker 1: So how did the dinner go? It was really good,
Speaker 1: Like she was just she couldn't have been sweeter, and
Speaker 1: like we talked about our jobs and like we had
Speaker 1: a great conversation and yeah, you know, and then kind
Speaker 1: of at the end of the date, you know, I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you know, this is really good. We
Speaker 1: should go out again. And she wasn't as enthusiastic as
Speaker 1: she was like after the coffee maybe, but like she
Speaker 1: was still like, yeah, for sure, let's go out again.
Speaker 1: Can you think of any time during the date where
Speaker 1: maybe the momentum changed at all since you said that
Speaker 1: maybe she wasn't as enthusiastic as she had been previously.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice it until I mean that moment, And
Speaker 1: so the only thing I could like think of is like,
Speaker 1: when I got home, I noticed that I had like
Speaker 1: a food staying on my shirt that I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how long it was there, Like it
Speaker 1: wasn't huge, old old stain or was it from a dinner?
Speaker 1: Saying it wasn't from something I had, So I mean
Speaker 1: it was probably from like early you know, I probably
Speaker 1: washed my shirt, it didn't come out, and I just
Speaker 1: was so nervous getting dressed that I didn't notice it
Speaker 1: on there. Okay, so maybe she noticed it at the
Speaker 1: end and saw that it was like, oh maybe this
Speaker 1: dudes like not all together, Like if women turned down
Speaker 1: men for stains on their shirt, there would be no
Speaker 1: human population. Have your finances taken a substantial hit over
Speaker 1: the last couple of days that she may have noticed? No,
Speaker 1: But I went back to the bank to like just
Speaker 1: see if she was there, and like, I happened to
Speaker 1: be in line, like ready to get up to her window,
Speaker 1: Like I just was the next person, and like right
Speaker 1: before I walked up, she put up like the closed window. Cold.
Speaker 1: That's brutal. And I don't know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: she saw me, but like that's the only interaction I've
Speaker 1: had is like her putting up the closed windows. And
Speaker 1: so yeah, that is an analogy for the day rejection account. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well, Tick, we're gonna play a song, we'll
Speaker 1: come back, we'll call Rebecca for you, and we'll try
Speaker 1: and get you your second date update. Okay, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: thank you guys. All right, hold on second date. All right,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in, we've got a guy on
Speaker 1: the phone named Tick who's a little bit anxious about
Speaker 1: getting a second date update today. You might even call
Speaker 1: him a nervous tick. Oh yeah, yeah, let's see Conan
Speaker 1: O'Brien make that kind of pun challenge extended. Conan clocks
Speaker 1: a tick in, I'm on fire, just another day of
Speaker 1: quirky radio morning show and ticks. Okay, yeah, let's stop.
Speaker 1: I can tell you're impressed. YEA sound for me anyway,
Speaker 1: says it Ia ticking me off right. Now, let's let's
Speaker 1: come down and get back to this. He wanted to sound, well,
Speaker 1: we have a listener that needs our help. Tick. Tick
Speaker 1: is actually his name. He went out with a bank
Speaker 1: teller named Rebecca recently. They had a short coffee date
Speaker 1: and then another outing where they got dinner together, and
Speaker 1: Tick thinks it all went great, and according to him,
Speaker 1: the only weird part that happened is when he got
Speaker 1: home after dinner, he noticed he had an old food
Speaker 1: stain on his shirt, not from that night, from some
Speaker 1: previous day. He doesn't know when, so he's worried maybe
Speaker 1: he may have come across looking kind of like a slob. Yeah, so, Tick,
Speaker 1: how you feeling going into this? I'm anxious to hear
Speaker 1: what she says, because, like I mean, I just I
Speaker 1: really liked her, Like she just had this amazing smile
Speaker 1: and was a genuine person. And you know, I really
Speaker 1: feel Tick, And this isn't I don't mean to put
Speaker 1: you in a bad place, but I really feel like
Speaker 1: this is going to be one of those where it
Speaker 1: turns out you're not telling us something or not including
Speaker 1: some weird detail. Because when you went to the bank,
Speaker 1: she put the closed sign on her window, like she
Speaker 1: denied you so hard and if that's all over a
Speaker 1: stain on your shirt. So, I mean, I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: it since it happened, and like racking my brain, like
Speaker 1: I'm not keeping anything out, but I could think of
Speaker 1: there's gotta be something I missed. All right, well, we're
Speaker 1: hopefully going to find out what the answer to that is.
Speaker 1: We're going to dial her phone number right now. You're
Speaker 1: ready to go? Yep, I am ready? All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Rebecca? Please?
Speaker 1: This is Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. My name's Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have
Speaker 1: a moment to talk with us. Hi. Hi, Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: Do you listen? I do? I'm sorry. Why are you going? Well?
Speaker 1: If you listen, then you should be familiar with our segment,
Speaker 1: the second date update. Huh yeah, and you must know
Speaker 1: that means I'm calling about somebody that you went on
Speaker 1: a date with recently. Okay, okay, So I am being
Speaker 1: called for second date update? Oh wow, you sound excited
Speaker 1: processing it out loud? Yeah? Oh I am, yes, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I do that. Um, yes, I'm presentsing this out loud.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't think I would ever be called for
Speaker 1: second date update. Um, yeah it is. And so the
Speaker 1: guy who emailed us about you, his name is Tick.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, I actually thought it was somebody else. Okay,
Speaker 1: you were hoping for somebody else, not to was hoping
Speaker 1: it was somebody else. Yeah. He sounds like such a
Speaker 1: nice guy though we talked to him. He sounds lovely.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, sure, there's all that. I mean, he
Speaker 1: told us about you guys going out to coffee together,
Speaker 1: and he said, you guys had a nice dinner, but
Speaker 1: he's feeling like the vibe isn't going well on your end, right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and is there a reason for that? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't even know, Like we went out to coffee, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us about that and then the dinner, and
Speaker 1: was he imagining it because he said when he went
Speaker 1: back into the bank after your date, you put up
Speaker 1: a closed sign when he was approaching the front of
Speaker 1: the line that Yeah. Yeah, I mean it was just
Speaker 1: kind of timing wise, dude, you shut him down hard.
Speaker 1: You closed your window for him, even if it was
Speaker 1: closing time. You see someone you know, you're like, oh hey,
Speaker 1: come here, like you're your friend or anybody Like that's
Speaker 1: worse than Oh things didn't go great. That's like I'm
Speaker 1: avoiding you at all costs. Yeah, well, I'm at work.
Speaker 1: I'm in a like a professional setting. I like I
Speaker 1: was time for me to close up. So I feel
Speaker 1: like we're kind of dancing around the subject here, because
Speaker 1: if you if you enjoyed your time with Tick, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't have done that. What is it about Tick that
Speaker 1: turned you off? First? I thought he was fine. He
Speaker 1: seemed like a decent guy. But then when we went
Speaker 1: out to dinner, he just like cut kind of creepy,
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean, Yeah, like he was too touchy,
Speaker 1: you're staring at the waitresses. But so he just kept
Speaker 1: asking me about my job, like really specific questions about
Speaker 1: working at the bank, like how many security guards are there?
Speaker 1: Like very scific questions, and it creeps me out. You yeah,
Speaker 1: are you alluding to he was trying to size the
Speaker 1: bank up? I don't know, Like guys love like action
Speaker 1: films and all of that. I get, like there's like
Speaker 1: some fascination. I get it, but it just went to
Speaker 1: like a different level like where Well, in his defense,
Speaker 1: I feel like almost any question that he asks about
Speaker 1: a bank could come across looking kind of weird, you know,
Speaker 1: like how much money do you hold in the bank
Speaker 1: at any amount of time? It is a fascinating question,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I would want to do may be
Speaker 1: natural for you, But I'm on a first date with
Speaker 1: a guy and he's asking about vault and die pack
Speaker 1: and he won't let it go. It's too much. I
Speaker 1: could see that I dated a guy who worked at
Speaker 1: a bank, and we never discussed any of those things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it didn't come up in conversation. What's the most
Speaker 1: amount of money you've ever held? Although they do have
Speaker 1: a code word, don't you guys have a code word?
Speaker 1: If you guys are getting robbed, you like call and
Speaker 1: say like banana pancakes or something to somebody. I can't
Speaker 1: even ask about this, you know. There's just a level
Speaker 1: of professionalism that like you need, Like we are dealing
Speaker 1: with like some like it's not brain surgery, but like
Speaker 1: you are vulnerable there and I don't want like to
Speaker 1: be like creeped on, Like I don't want you don't
Speaker 1: want to be the reason that your bank got robbed. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I hate to tell you this when you're feeling vulnerable
Speaker 1: but I need to let you know that Tick's been
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and he's heard everything that
Speaker 1: you said on the other Yeah, Ti, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's good to hear from you. I guess you do
Speaker 1: sound sketchy right now, Tick, Yeah, yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: was a lot to hear. So I feel like kind
Speaker 1: of weird because she saw through your plan, or because
Speaker 1: you're not a bank robber. I've never thought that being
Speaker 1: interested in somebody would like to think I'd be trying
Speaker 1: to do something like That's just I'm I'm shocked, honestly,
Speaker 1: Like I think he didn't answer your question. I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of danced around it. No ibout trying to rob
Speaker 1: a bank. Okay, it's good to say maybe you weren't,
Speaker 1: but I feel like it was just too odd. And
Speaker 1: the fact that your name is Tick doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: your real name. It's like your criminal name. You know,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about. You've seen my bank account,
Speaker 1: like you know my real name. It's on everything that
Speaker 1: you've seen. There's some shady stuff, and being a teacher
Speaker 1: is like a really nice cover up. I think, well
Speaker 1: you're a teacher too, Tick, Yeah, I am. I am
Speaker 1: actually a teacher, which you could also look up because
Speaker 1: I have to put my occupation on all my likel
Speaker 1: this is crazy, I gotta say, Rebecca, don't you feel
Speaker 1: like it's maybe you that have watched one too many
Speaker 1: bank robbery movies? Yeah? Maybe, but I mean that doesn't
Speaker 1: make me feel any better than he was asking so
Speaker 1: many questions. I mean, honestly, why were you asking so
Speaker 1: many questions about my job? I was just really interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I've never known anybody that's worked in
Speaker 1: a bank before, Like, honestly, you seem to like talking
Speaker 1: about it, so I was like, oh, she likes talking
Speaker 1: about her jobs, so I can only on a first
Speaker 1: date you ask about your jobs and stuff. Rebecca, isn't
Speaker 1: this so sad that as a woman red flags go
Speaker 1: up if a man is too interested and too good
Speaker 1: of a listener. I mean, really, he wants to know
Speaker 1: more about me, he must be wanting to commit a crime. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel I'm still a little unsure because it did
Speaker 1: like trigger my intuition of being uncomfortable. But I do
Speaker 1: hear that he was creepy. Was that the only thing
Speaker 1: creepy about him? Yeah? It would just gave me uncomfortable vibe.
Speaker 1: The Tickery is up to some trickery. Couldn't help yourself.
Speaker 1: So we're running out of time right now, and yeah, TikTok.
Speaker 1: At this point I need to ask you, Rebecca, if
Speaker 1: you would like to go out on another date with Tick,
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for it, not with bank money, with
Speaker 1: our own cash. I know, dive pack in there. Um
Speaker 1: I will, I will, um, I am open to going out.
Speaker 1: That's good, that's good. Brutal, yes, though, he does. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but the thing is you need to like make sure
Speaker 1: that you're asking him about his profession and then you
Speaker 1: guys won't talk about banking so much. Where do you
Speaker 1: hide the extra pencils? Yeah, okay, that's pretty funny. Yes,
Speaker 1: maybe I did rush to conclusions on everything. Oh well,
Speaker 1: there you go, Tick, when you got you another date? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I mean that's great. I mean, like I honestly like
Speaker 1: I do still have like a couple more questions about
Speaker 1: just your job like this. It's not about like getting
Speaker 1: into anything or like anything like like that. Just are
Speaker 1: you kidding please, I'm kidding? Yeah no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm kidding. I will not. Okay, So you're funny,
Speaker 1: you're funny I Like, and Jeffrey in the morning,