WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Scotty B's Medical Malady 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.920 Oh my god, is that recording? 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:04.320 Yes? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:09.080 Okay, hi everybody, what's It's Andrew and this is Scott 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.720 here and it's episode. No, it isn't. This is bull Chat. 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:30.640 Oh okay he was. I was just preparing for Monday. Okay, cool. Wow, 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:34.159 you really went all out on that. Well, I mean, 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:35.400 I'm gonna bring other stuff in. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.640 The budget's real big for this episode. 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.960 If you don't know what we're talking about, you can 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.000 check out the YouTube version of this podcast. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:44.519 Did Jeff ever fix this? 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:45.000 No? 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:46.239 Can I get Jeff in here? 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.239 And he's not here? Yes he is? No he's not. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:50.920 He's not. I only saw Josh today. Oh sad. Yeah. 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.520 So anyway, this is bull Chat. Welcome to it. It's 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:55.880 the podcast where we talk about whatever. Serial Killers is 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:59.160 the big old podcast and bull Chat is the sister podcast. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:00.880 But we just talking about out whatever. So if you 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.680 came here looking for Cereal, please choose a podcast that 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.800 says serial Killers, not bull Chat. 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.640 No, yes, no, look for one that just says bull 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:11.119 Chat bull Chat. No, look for one that doesn't say 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.560 bull Chat on it. If not Cereal, you're confusing, No, 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:17.000 you're commusic, everybody. No, if there's a first time listener 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.600 here looking for cereal. Yes, and they're here, but it's 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.840 not labeled serial killers title. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:23.559 It doesn't matter. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:27.680 Bull Chat is clearly labeled bull chat, but it's it's. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.959 Under the podcast head header of serial killers. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:30.560 It all is. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:32.679 That's right. But so this is not it. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.399 But it's clearly marked bull chat. So what you said 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.160 was go look for one marked serial kid. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.200 It's all marked serial A new person doesn't know what 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:43.520 bull chat is. They don't know. They came looking for cereal. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.640 But so if they chose this one, this is not it. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:48.760 Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up? What would 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:49.040 you do? 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:50.880 Reverse the tape? 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:53.840 Reverse all? Your camera is terrible? Look at it today, 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:54.600 it's oh okay. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.720 Compared to the YouTube videos you were taking on your phone, 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.800 it looks like it was a Blair witch project. 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.720 Welcome to another episode of serial Killers. That's a lots 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.200 of complaints. Yeah, on the YouTube channel, watch with this 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.200 video with your I just hadn't sitting there. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:12.320 But anyway, what you clearly said was look for one 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:16.400 marked serial killers. If you're looking for cereal, we do 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.079 you listen to the podcast? 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.720 Nothing? I listen every week. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:23.160 Nothing is mark why serial killers episode title? It's all 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:24.680 under the serial killer's umbrella. 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:25.120 Get it. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.920 So if they're subscribed, they know what it's titled. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:29.760 Hey, you want know something. Somebody that just came here 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.760 today ain't subscribed and they're looking for cereal right now? Okay, 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.200 then go to the next one. Please. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:44.400 What you said was wrong, Yes it was. It's not 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.799 marked serial killers. They all are to it all? Are 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:52.399 they all? It's all under serial killers? I can't told 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.760 us you right by the way. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.080 The other night we played a game called mind the Gap, 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:01.040 and it was a generation gap game. Yeah, and boomers 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.160 and millennials and gen xers and and it was fun. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.760 I played with my kids and with my parents. It 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:09.280 was a crap show and it was fine. Nobody, we're 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:10.880 all losers in that game, but it was. It was 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.000 a lot of fun. Just saying, if you have like 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:14.600 three generations in your family. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:15.640 I wish you would have brought it in. That would 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:16.680 be fun to play together. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.480 You know what I will. I'm not praying it for 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:19.880 next time. That'll be fine. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:21.800 A bull chat with a purpose. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.119 Right, So anyway, it's nice to have you back next 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.480 to me. Thank you nice. Last week was diamond, and 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.280 I think the week before was nothing, so it's nice 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:34.320 that you're here. What I love it. I love that 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:35.480 you're here. It makes me happy. 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:39.960 What you say it is you dared me again yet, dear, 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.640 Like we haven't had a full conversation since since vacation, 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.560 Like I haven't spoken to you about my crazy leg 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:49.520 cut and you know it's all infected. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:50.000 And it still is not better. 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.000 I mean, the Greatest Hits catalog today, folks, what he's doing? 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.160 The greatest Hits soon, he's gonna say, and stay tuned 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.800 for a curated episode come Monday. That's right, he's playing 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:00.560 his Greatest Hits collection. I'm probably gonna have to go 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.960 to a wound care specialist. Wound care, I'm not kidding. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:04.240 That's what the doctor gave me. The name of a 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.920 wound care specialist. Because when you touch around it, there's 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.400 still pain. There shouldn't be pain when you have a cut. 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:12.520 It's not pain. And like, oh really, because I sliced 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:15.240 my finger over this is different. You know what's crazy. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.800 It's a different pain. What's crazy is I. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.880 Sliced my whole finger open, pushing leaves into a sewer. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.200 I'm sorry, So I definitely had some crud all over 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.719 my well. That was punishment for pushing leaves into a song. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.880 Oh but what's interesting is see it's scabbing, but it 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.440 still hurts around it. And I definitely got infected because 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.560 there was some poop in that sewer. Let me tell 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.560 you something. I don't know what I was thinking. It 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.359 was like five o'clock in the morning, and I was 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.040 watching too many of those Instagram videos where people fixed strains. 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.839 Do you know that? Have you seen that? No? But 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.960 I have fixed trains before, and you don't push leaves 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:45.480 into them, you take leaves out. Yeah. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.159 I was like pushing them away so this way the 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.080 water could go in. Because Jersey City and it's like 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:50.479 the older sewers. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.599 You don't want to go near those sewers. Well, I 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:53.960 was needles and things. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:59.680 And the more okay, calm it down, toots, I was like, 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.360 there's it was five o'clock in the morning. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:03.760 I pushed all these. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.480 Leaves away to try and create some water flow. Yeah, 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:11.160 and I sliced my whole finger on the sharp part 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:11.760 of the umbrella. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:13.200 Were you waiting for Scary to pick you up? 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.240 No? This was on the walk there. I was like 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:16.680 I could be a hero. 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:18.880 And then I had blood all over my hands. Well, 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.159 see I did it the right way. I put on 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.120 an orange construction vest and I and I went and 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:27.120 I got a hoe, the one with the handle on it. Yeap. 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:30.919 And because in my where I live, there's only like 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.200 one drain in the area, and it's on the main 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.039 street and when it gets clogged with leaves constantly, so 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:39.320 when it rains, the entire road floods. So I hoed 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.760 away the leaves and then it created good water flow. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:42.400 It was great. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.960 They need like, how is it twenty twenty three and 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:49.800 we haven't fixed drains to like I don't know, filter 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:50.800 out leaves or something. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:52.719 I mean, leaves can't go through holes that they don't 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:55.160 fit in. I mean, well they should just beat a cintegrators, 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:57.000 so they should create new leaves. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.760 No, maybe the scientist should integrate them on top of 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:00.640 the stupid. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:05.359 Creation install things and every store that just tears the 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:05.880 leaves up. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.560 Yeah, like what if when the water hits it, it 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.240 like spins the top of it. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.880 This way, you could almost just like ice them up. Also, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.599 you're not supposed to put trash in sewer, absolutely not 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.680 like people. I've seen people like pick up their dog 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:19.560 poop and throw it in a storm. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.760 People need to be sent to jail. Yes, it's disgusting. Agree, 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:23.400 don't do that. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.560 And then there's my daughter who walks the dog and 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.080 picks up the poop and ties it up in the 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:28.640 little bag, but then puts it right next to the 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.640 garbage can. Okay, well I don't get that at all. Well, 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:33.559 just go the extra mile, still trying to teach. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:38.000 Okay, Well, anyway, back to your apparently infectious wound that's 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.200 on your leg that has pain around it, because no 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:43.080 one else has ever gotten a scab or I was 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.839 on a cut and it hurts afterwards. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.240 I was on ten days of antibiotics and I went 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:49.600 to two different doctors for it. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:53.159 Wow, it's crazy that with antibiotics, this must be the 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.120 deepest infection ever. And it's crazy because there's no discoloration 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.960 or anything wrong. My leg was this big for the 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:02.840 first week. You're such a naysayer. I hate you so much. 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:07.520 Anything that's wrong with be like, oh, mister hypochadriac, oh 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:08.240 my legs. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:12.000 Because in my in my time of knowing you, you've 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:15.680 had stomach cancer, brain cancer, ball cancer. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:17.640 Hold on, did I tell you ear. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:21.080 Cancer, skin cancer? You've had Uh, let me think you've 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.840 had some type of fainting disorder, you've had. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.000 Skin cancer right here there. You know it's getting darker. Okay, cool, 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:28.880 I have to go to the top. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.240 You've had all of these things, yea, and none of 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.960 them have happened. Yes, so I'm sorry when you cut 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.920 your leg and you get what happened to your foot. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.240 Remember when you cut I step on something. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.720 It was injected, and so now you're okay there, well, yes, 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:42.679 because it got better, got it, got it, got better. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:44.000 Okay, I just will get better. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.240 But that was the one that you were like, oh 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.560 my god, this is it, because this is the one 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:49.560 I thought my foot was gone. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.320 My foot is gone. 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.800 Do you know what blew up to be the size 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:52.280 of the room. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.760 I was already had a giant foot. I was already 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.560 looking for companies I could switch the pedals in my 0:07:56.600 --> 0:08:00.680 car over so I can drop my left foot because 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:02.640 I knew. I knew that my foot was going to 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:03.640 have to be amputated. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:08.360 So so don't like, uh, don't think that I'm trying 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.720 not to believe you, but you've made it so hard 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:14.240 to want to support you. When every little thing you 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.640 don't get a paper cut, you get gang green. Look, 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.160 you don't get a stomach ache you have like a 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:20.760 viral plague because I do. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:21.200 You don't? 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:25.320 You don't, you just have normal things that because it's 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.360 you and you want to meet your insurance premium. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:32.240 I'm sure I met that in January. Buddy. 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:35.760 You you are always sickly of some sort. 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.680 It's never just same question. How many days have I 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:39.839 missed work because I was sick? 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.680 Tell me, well, the stomach virus has never had Okay, twice, 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:44.800 maybe once time, dude, because it was coming out of 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:45.880 every hole that I had. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.080 I couldn't leave my house. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:48.840 I will instead, you come here and you know what 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:49.160 you do? 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.080 What hope I'm back tomorrow. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.960 Hope I'm here. I shouldn't come in today. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.240 Look all I know is it's been three what three 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.760 weeks now? Yeah, tomorrow will be three full weeks that 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:05.040 my leg is infected. They came and they put some 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.440 Let me tell you, because in the hospital, in the 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:11.280 in the hotel, what do you you're you're I hate you? 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.800 In the hotel, I didn't. I just I was. I 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:15.199 ran out of band aids because what I would I 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.040 would do is I would put three big band aids 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:18.680 on it because I didn't have the giant one and 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:19.840 I ran out of band aid, so I had to 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:20.840 go to the front time, like do you just do 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.400 you have a first aid kid? I just need some bandies, 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.720 maybe a swab to wipe and clean it, you know, 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:29.520 all you have to ask security security, stap me down, clipboard, 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:32.480 what room everything? It brought over the tackle box. It's 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.320 a tackle box that's a first aid kid. So you 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.160 open it like goes up like there's lures in there, 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:40.440 you know, shut up and this stuff. And they're so old. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.080 Because I'm the only one that asked for first aid, 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.319 I guess, you know. And so they took out He 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:47.920 took out this crusty brown bottle and it said iodine 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.400 on it in Spanish, but so it was like eodina. 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.320 But I knew it was idon because I speak Spanish 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:55.000 a little bit, and there was a white cross on it, 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.199 so I know that that was like health things, yep. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.719 And he could, like he to pump it and it 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.880 wouldn't work. It was so crusted over and oh my god, 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:04.599 it's crazy. So he had to open the container and 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.199 pour it onto gauze. They took his gloveox. It was 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.160 the glove was bothering him, so then he was gloved. Yeah, 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:11.959 that he probably gave me the in fact, gave me. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.520 That's it. That's it, got it, got it. I could 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.720 trace it back. Now, how did you scrape your knee? 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.040 First of all, it's my ankle. I don't know. I 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.120 came out of the water and it was bleeding. I 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:28.200 didn't scrape against anything bit me. I have no idea. 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:30.719 That's crazy. My daughter was like, Dad, you're bleeding. What 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:35.000 I didn't? I had no idea. Wow, you I hate you. 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.360 So you tell me a story. So he scraped it 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:40.080 in salt water. I didn't scrape, but something happened, So 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.120 he scraped it in salt water. There was some kind 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:43.360 of bacteria in the water. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.760 You think bacteria is like a fish just around. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.200 Yes, it was flesh eating bacteria. That's right. They have 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.400 it there from the because the fairy was right there 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.520 and it was putting stuff in the water. Is bacteria? 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:59.280 Yeah, I am so lost. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.959 If you google right now, flesh eating bacteria Mexico. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.560 Hold up, you really so you read that and that's 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:05.960 what you think. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:07.960 I never read it. I didn't read it. I just 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:11.480 know that it's a thing. Okay, I know. I mean 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.920 the doctor, the doctor at Urgent Care was like, no, 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.120 that's not it, but you need you need antibody. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.000 So you went to a second doctor to treat it. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:23.680 You got antibiotics, dioxy cyclient, client, the big blue pill. 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:27.199 Oh my god, wow, I did ten days of it. Hurts, 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:28.360 still hurts, yep. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:32.199 What's wild is the minute you get something else, like tomorrow, 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.280 if somebody scares you and you're like, oh my god, 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.400 I broke a rib, then you're gonna. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.600 Be this leg is gonna be rib today, this. 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.240 Is gonna be healed completely, and then you're gonna be like, 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.560 onto the next thing. And then it's gonna be like, hey, Scott, 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.199 remember when you had the flesh eating bacteria, and you're 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:49.439 gonna be like, oh yeah, no, no, no, I'm fine. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:56.520 Now, Andrew will make fun of me more. Next, Edward back, 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.760 what am I hearing? Can you write down eleven fifty five? 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:01.800 Don't you see the whole? 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:05.360 No, because it's never because you talk immediately afterwards. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.520 Never I make fun of it. You. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:13.480 Yeah, I want to believe you, but I don't, and 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:17.320 I never I try believe me. It's not I don't 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.160 believe me. What do you think I'm making up like 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:20.080 I think. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.679 You're a hypochondriac. I do. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.080 I could call my friend Quinn right now and he'll like, 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.679 do the intake on you, and he would tell me. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:28.839 We want to see the report. I mean, do you 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:33.480 think to see my leg? It's it was something wrong 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.360 with your ankle. First of all, that's part of my leg. Yeah. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.320 When I said your leg before, oh, you said me N. Sorry. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:44.320 What's interesting is Josh's leg is all left up and 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.240 he doesn't go to the doctor and get to black 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:47.760 A mean. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.120 I needed antibiotics. My leg blew up and I couldn't 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.160 stand on it. Dude, what's the matter with you? God, 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.760 you're such a jerm. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:57.679 I've seen you. 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:02.520 I couldn't pain and up you. You know what, do 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.600 you think it's just gonna go away? It was getting worse. 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:08.200 You know what. You never have a cold again. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.320 It's always like bronchitis. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:14.120 All right. I've never had bronchitis or pneumonia or any 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.040 of these things. I always come to work when I 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:19.199 have sniffles. I don't I don't overblow any of that something. 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.319 You only physical ones and you never have a cut. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:26.280 It's always an infection and it's always infection. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:27.440 That was an infection. 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:30.520 So I have the it tastes so crazy that you 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:35.320 went from infected foot to now infected leg and now 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.120 it's like, wow, this is really crazy. 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:38.640 Oh so I'm making it up for attention. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.079 It's not attention. I just think it's embellished. I think 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.280 it would go away, and I just don't think you're 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.480 used to That's fine, that's fine. That's why I waited 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:46.760 a week and a half to go to the doctor, 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.160 because I was like, eh, it's fine. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.240 You know, I waited till I was bad. You don't 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.520 know I was. My leg was turning blue. Oh, turning blue? 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:55.640 Do you have pictures of it blue? 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:56.080 No? 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.240 I just have blood. Okay, okay, God, I gotta got 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:00.600 to the puffy foot in the blood. Oh okay, got it? Yeah? 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.079 Can we move on. You're like, I don't like talking 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:04.880 to you about these things. I don't. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.960 I think it may be because of my upbringing. We 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:11.080 pretty much were just like, hey, did you get a scrape? 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.240 Okay? Cool? Watch, fine, put some sauce on it, right, yeah, 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:18.040 put some heels, olive oil, rub, olive oil, heels. All well. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:21.120 My sister literally fell on a twig I remember this 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:22.920 vividly when we were kids. 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:24.400 No, I don't think she did. I think it was 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:24.960 a toothpick. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.840 Oh no, no, no, no, well, if it was, guess what, the 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.120 stick went right through her eye. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.120 No, it didn't, and so they filled it out. It 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:31.880 was a magic trick. 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:33.520 My sister didn't go to the doctor. 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:34.840 That's cool. 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.240 Yeah, I had, you know, a whole bunch of They 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:39.760 didn't have health insurance in the old days. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.640 That's why. Is that why you now make sure you 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:43.080 meet it? 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:44.880 Because you didn't go as a kid, and now you're 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:45.240 trying to. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:46.680 Go all the time. You still have to pay twenty 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:51.160 five bucks. Bro, there's still a cope. So hello, I just. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:54.200 Can't It's yeah, we just didn't go for these types 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:57.200 of things, like you really had to be like bad. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.720 And my dad even now, like he had his witch 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.800 like so weird, you know, like your salivary gland. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:08.560 Sure, the one that makes spit, Yeah, the one that 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:12.040 makes spit. Okay, he had that infected. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.760 Have no idea how, And he waited until his face 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.240 was literally like this big. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.120 That's what I did. That's what I did with my leg. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:22.320 It was puffy all right, because it was puffy I 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:24.800 just know it would have gone away. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:26.040 I just know. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.520 Okay, but I was in I was in distress. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.480 Distress, Okay, yeah, yeah, let's agree to disagree. 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:36.400 Fine, dude, agree, I'm not shaking your hand. I'll get something. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.480 I'll get something, yeah, I know, and then you'll complain 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.680 about it. Look at how puffy my hand is. 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:44.080 Crazy glow on my hand the other day? How did 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.600 you rip it off? Had been so bad? No, actually 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:47.920 went in the pool to day's It was a nice 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:49.480 day two days ago. I went to the pool. It 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.400 was probably the last one of the summer. Hold up, 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.200 Hold up, so get that because you say it a lot. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.000 So you have an infected leg, right, yes, so you're 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.280 going into pools for it cleans it out. Oh, you're 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.960 going into pools of the infection. It's the same bacteria 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.320 you're talking about. You're just like Willy nillying it in 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:06.760 your pool. 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:08.600 I got that in a filthy ocean. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:12.040 A filthy ocean of salt water. Yes, really, so the 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:14.000 chlorine cleans it out. So you were in the ocean 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:15.640 on top of this, That's. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.160 Where I got it. That's where it happened. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:20.160 Okay, So the flesh eating bacterias are usually in like 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.320 I don't know, like those weird like watering hole ones 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.000 where it's like the water doesn't go in and out 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:27.960 and it's just to stagnant. So you were in a 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.280 whole ocean, yes, and that's where you got this bacteria. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:35.080 That's right, got it? But I told you there's a 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:38.000 ferry that came in right there. So there was like 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:40.600 dirty bottles and cans like floating around. Oh, okay, got it. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.840 So the bottle that's sitting in salt water, yes, somebody's 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:45.840 mouth was on a dirty mouth and it got in 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:47.360 the water. You'll see the. 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:51.520 Salt water doesn't disinfect anything more, not legs, not legs. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:52.160 Okay, got it. 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:54.680 Wow, this must be like a first of its kind 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.760 of infection. I think your doctor pretty much just sees. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.800 You and is like, oh god, here we go. All right, 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:02.480