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Speaker 1: Yes, bread banging, I am Wraport Stereo podcast is here.

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Speaker 1: You could you have no fear Today's I Am Rapports

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast coming live from the Webb Yorker. That's uh

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Speaker 1: Spanish for those of you who are not bilingual like me.

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Speaker 1: The young Shooter is joining me and I don't need

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Speaker 1: to explain greatness because this is a great, fantastic, hard hitting,

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Speaker 1: museum quality I am Rapports Stereo podcast coming up right now.

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Speaker 1: Moles join a K. The Dust Brothers, AK the Bleach

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Speaker 1: brother start to puppular with something real nice, darts populf

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Speaker 1: with something real proper, but most importantly start this I

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Speaker 1: am Rapport Stereo podcas off with something real funky. See

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Speaker 1: I am Rapports Stereo podcas. Let's fucking go Yes, brand

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Speaker 1: new being and Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here, Higgy,

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Speaker 1: have no fear. The I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: is in. Name is Michael Rappaport a K. The Gringo

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Speaker 1: The Inflamed oshca Nazi a K. The Raging bull Shitter.

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Speaker 1: And you're now rocking with the very very best the

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Speaker 1: I Am Rapports Stereo podcast, and as he might have

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Speaker 1: heard at the beginning of the podcast, I am coming

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Speaker 1: live from Nueva Yorka. That's Spanish for those of you

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Speaker 1: out there who are not as bilingual as me. And

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Speaker 1: I got my guy, the Young Shooter, hailing from Los Angeles, California.

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Speaker 1: He's in Los Angeles, California and he actually a Hales

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Speaker 1: born in Bread. I don't know that's anything to brag about.

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Speaker 1: Born in Bread from Los Angeles, California. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: zone of disruption, the Iron Dome Boom of Disruption. I

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Speaker 1: Am Wrap Ports Stereo podcast is here. Dean, Happy Hanukah,

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Speaker 1: happy honka. You know my to you, my friend hawks

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Speaker 1: maya right, yes, my friend, you look good. You look

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Speaker 1: you look good, your hair looks good. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I like that background for you. We are recording

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Speaker 1: on video because the Iron Wrap Pors Stereo podcast needs

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Speaker 1: to be you know, video isn't even the word. This

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Speaker 1: is just the we need to be like, is there

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Speaker 1: anything bigger, better, stronger, broader young Shooter than three D?

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Speaker 1: Because three D I don't even think is really up

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Speaker 1: to snuff for what we're doing here. Is there anything

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Speaker 1: better like four bit six bit? I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the next best thing is, but

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Speaker 1: I know that we're in that four K. We look fantastic.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I look, you have a whole studio. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about my backdrop. I can't do anything. I live

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Speaker 1: in my kitchen. Uh, this is the backdrop I'm working

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Speaker 1: with today, I know. But the color, the color of

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Speaker 1: I believe that's dark gray. It might it might excuse me,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. It might be good for auditions, and I

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Speaker 1: to play some sort of New Yorker. Um, it might

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Speaker 1: be good for that, But for the podcast, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of it's kind of glum. And it's also the holiday season.

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Speaker 1: I said, did I say happy Hanukah? Yeah? You did?

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you want me to change my shirt?

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Speaker 1: I have a blue shirt? Like? I mean, is that

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Speaker 1: I could go get like or a bright green shirt

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Speaker 1: do you have a blue shirt? You know it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I have a blue shirt. If you wanted me to

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Speaker 1: wear it, go go go get your blue shirt. Go

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Speaker 1: get your blue shirt, because I gotta be honest. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast, if you're not watching this on video, looking

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Speaker 1: at my guy with his black shirt and his black background,

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Speaker 1: and it's the holidays, it feels sort of you know,

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Speaker 1: other one was a little depressing. Yeah, that's fine. You

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Speaker 1: know what, next time I'm doing excuse me, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: Next time, I'll send you like I'll send you like

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Speaker 1: it's a Kashmir sweater from Ron Herman. Shout out to

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Speaker 1: my guy, that Jake LaMotta of Ron Herman. My guy

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Speaker 1: he's the Jake la Matta Ron Herman. He's also a

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Speaker 1: fantastic fan of the Iron Wrap Ports Stereo podcast. Since

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Speaker 1: we're speaking about um dress codes, I gotta show you something,

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Speaker 1: Dean I have. I have the first addition test press

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Speaker 1: This is a test pressing like you've ever seen, like

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Speaker 1: the Beatles get back test pressing, or a promo copy.

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Speaker 1: This is essentially a promo copy, test pressing. Oh my god, boom,

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Speaker 1: this isn't the finished product. Dave is looking at me,

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Speaker 1: see that. I'm like, what a reveal? What that just

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Speaker 1: made my whole fucking day just to see Look at that.

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Speaker 1: Look at that shirt. Look at that shirt now. I

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Speaker 1: was wearing that on the train today. I got one

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Speaker 1: like head. No, somebody thought it was Kurt. I was like,

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Speaker 1: like somebody looked at my shirt like he gave me head. Now,

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Speaker 1: It's the fake Kurt Cobain. It's Halloween. And you know

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Speaker 1: you look at that shirt. Honestly, I wouldn't even you

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Speaker 1: Podcast buttersoft t shirt. But every T shirt gets a

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Speaker 1: test pressing. This T shirt, even though it's not the

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Speaker 1: how does it look? Shooter I think it looks so good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean you should just be rocking that, Like, I

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Speaker 1: come I don't have the shirt? Everyone else has the shirt?

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Speaker 1: You have the test presses, Like, why don't I have

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't own it. We wait, wait, maybe

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Speaker 1: you buy one? Like everybody we want a free one.

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Speaker 1: You want a free one? Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: What buy her own merch when she like is on

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Speaker 1: exclusive the Fake Kurt Cobain a k a. The Young

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Speaker 1: Wrap Port Stereo podcast T shirt ain't a bad gift.

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Speaker 1: But right now we have the o G Iconic suck

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Speaker 1: a Ship T shirt, black T shirt, red socker shit emblem,

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Speaker 1: and we have the fake Kurt Cobain, which you could

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Speaker 1: me drop. It's I am Rappaport merch dot com. I

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Speaker 1: I'm not playing with the merch stuff. I love that

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Speaker 1: When't that hurts you, Shooter? That would be pretty embarrassing

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Speaker 1: you're dressed up in a Halloween costume, that's your thing.

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Speaker 1: because I don't think anybody wants that. Be happy, Be happy,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, Be happy with the fake Kurt Cobain. Be

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Speaker 1: happy that I told you. On the six train today,

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Speaker 1: you're a Nirvana fan. And I'm like, I'm not really

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Speaker 1: just be happy with that. I am now you know

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Speaker 1: got daveson, dude, due, Mike, could I get on one?

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Speaker 1: like that would be that would be cool. I would

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Speaker 1: buy those. I'm just saying, well, I'm just happy to

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Speaker 1: buy your own shirt. You're gonna buy my own shirt.

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Speaker 1: You're buying that shirt. You're buying that Kurt Cobain shirt

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Speaker 1: that you're buying to send that to me in a medium,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get that for free because I'm on

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Speaker 1: Now you might be if you want. It's not about need,

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Speaker 1: it's about supporting the store we have. And essentially, I

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Speaker 1: am Wrapped Port Stereo Podcast merch store to store. We

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Speaker 1: opened a store. You don't support independent businesses. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: behind the sucker shit shirt, how about that? But you're

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Speaker 1: gonna send me my own shirt. But I'm flattered to

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Speaker 1: be on the shirt. I think it's dope. I don't

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I wouldn't do this in front of people.

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Speaker 1: That's what I figured. Worry about everything. Okay, I'm already

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Speaker 1: It could thank you, man. It could be computer. It

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Speaker 1: You pick your nose? Do you pick your nose? A

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00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: lot of the picking of the nose? I know you do, though,

420
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 1: just because your nose is a lot larger than mine.

421
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: So I feel like you got a lot to dig out.

422
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I'm definitely gonna go see a doctor

423
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 1: about this. You need to, you need to stay active,

424
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: you need to, and all the listeners out there, I listen.

425
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 1: I'm not Jaqueline. But but that's why you should listen

426
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 1: to me. Because Jack Colane, that freaky lived till he

427
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 1: was about a hundred and six. He was up there

428
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: on the shows with Mike Douglas and Johnny Carson. And

429
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 1: if you're if your mind you're Jack Lane was like

430
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Speaker 1: the O G guy. I ain't r O Schwarzenegger. I'm

431
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 1: not any of these guys. I ain't the rock Vin

432
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:51,479
Speaker 1: Diesel Uh, this channing table, many of these these Jason

433
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 1: Momo and the Hemsworth goons, those two goons, I'm none

434
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 1: of those guys. That's why you should listen to me,

435
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 1: work with me, and work with yourself to get your

436
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 1: fitness on point is is that a good sales pitch? Like,

437
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: because I'm not saying be like me, I'm saying be

438
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 1: better than me a hundred percent. I mean, just hearing

439
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 1: you say that makes me want to go out to

440
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: New York. And we were talking about Rochester. We were

441
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: talking about Albany and if I was gonna come out there,

442
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 1: and because because I really want to come out to

443
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: New York and start walking more. When I was out there,

444
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: I was walking a lot with you, and I think

445
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 1: that's you complain though on the walks. Yeah, I'm always

446
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: gonna complain. No, no, no, but I don't want to

447
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: hear it. It's my walk, It's Central Park is my oyster.

448
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: And you I'm walking you. I'm giving you a little

449
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,959
Speaker 1: insight to everything, and you don't shut the funk up

450
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 1: your Is it longer, is it shorter? Or you gonna

451
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: keep walking me. I'm not I'm not a dog. You're

452
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: not walking me. You're not taking me on a walk, Okay, Dean,

453
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: if I don't take you on the walking guy, did

454
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: you get lost in there? I get lost in there.

455
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm from here. I get lost in them. In such

456
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: a park all the time I'm walking, You're like a

457
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: fucking dog. You're getting It's a big fucking park. I

458
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: went to the zoo last time. You to meet me

459
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: at this one part of the park and I ended

460
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: up in the zoo and he said, walk, walk back.

461
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I'm glad you

462
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: got lost in the zoo. I'm glad you did because

463
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: he didn't. You didn't listen. The point is is, yeah,

464
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: we'll come back to New York. I'll tell you a

465
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: couple of things in January. I'll say it here first,

466
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: because I know everybody enjoyed it. I don't know if

467
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: anybody enjoyed it more than me, because I had a

468
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: freaking ball doing it. The week of January hosting again

469
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Speaker 1: The Wendy Williams Shoult Live. Are you really live? Oh Ship?

470
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 1: This is breaking news. I didn't know this breaking news.

471
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: I wish we had one of those cry ons? Can

472
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 1: we do a cry ons? Dave? You got the ability

473
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 1: to do They got the ability to do anything. Dave

474
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: could do anything. Can you do that sound effect to

475
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: Jordan there to add that in their models. January me

476
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: the Gringo Man Dingo a K. Captain Collidis from the

477
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Speaker 1: Caucus Mountains. We'll be back on The Wendy Williams Show

478
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: for a full week and I'm pumped. I'm pumped. I'm

479
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Wow, man, you should be congratulations. That's it

480
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: very exciting. The people wanted you, The people wanted me.

481
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: I had such a ball doing it. You see the

482
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 1: Kurt shirt. Um, but the thing is is, Dean, if

483
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: you come and we do the walk, zip it or

484
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 1: I'll run away from you and leave you stinking in

485
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: the park. That's fine, But would you wear the Kurt

486
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: shirt on the Wendy Williams Show. It's not appropriate. I

487
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: think what I'm gonna do this time because I tried

488
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: different things. Obviously the purple sweater, A lot of people

489
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: have different things to say about it. I understand now

490
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: why men on television where jackets shirts and a tie.

491
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: You know why? Because it just looks cleaner, and it

492
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: what it is. It's it's a uniform, and it doesn't

493
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: it's not as distracting. No, it's not. And even if

494
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: I wear the same suit, now here's breaking news here.

495
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 1: What I'm planning on doing is because I'll be transparent

496
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: with the fans of the Iron Wrap or stereo podcast.

497
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: I have one suit and one suit only, Okay, unlike

498
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: a lot of people who might have two suits or whatever.

499
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: But I have one dark midnight navy blue suit. What

500
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about doing is and I'm trying to do

501
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: it as an experiment, obviously the cats out of the

502
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: bag with you guys. But if I wear the suit

503
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: every day with a different shirt and tie choice, I'll

504
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,239
Speaker 1: bet you g P general population won't catch onto it.

505
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: What do you think, shooter, I think you can get

506
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: away with it. But I think it's a great idea

507
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 1: that you I don't know what. I don't know, man,

508
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: because clearly that purple might have been your lucky charm.

509
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: I mean they invited you back, like maybe you rock

510
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: that purple, but I already wore it. I already wore it,

511
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: and then it'll be like, oh, he's wearing this that

512
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: that's too distinct. What That's my point is that I

513
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: understand now why talk show host, because I was with you.

514
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: You're wearing your suit and all that stupid oh you

515
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: button up you. But now I understand because as for

516
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: a guy like me, like who's built like me, I'm

517
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: not like one of these people you could just throw

518
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: anything on everything looks good. No, you don't have to

519
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: add on and say no, no, I'm agreeing with you.

520
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: I don't need you to say that. I've already acknowledged that.

521
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: You don't have to add all add insult andrew you

522
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: do it a lot, and I feel like you do

523
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: it on purpose. You don't have to do. You are

524
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: a good friend. No, I don't think you are being

525
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: a good friend. I'm I already am struggling with it.

526
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: My my, I guarantee you nobody who's hosting the Wendy

527
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,719
Speaker 1: Williams Show three weeks in advance is worrying about what

528
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: they're wearing. I'm worrying about what I'm wearing. And I'm

529
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: trying to talk to you and the listeners of the show,

530
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, you look like shit. No, might

531
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: have to say that. I think the suit is a

532
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: great idea. To be honest with you, I just think

533
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: that you should definitely have a dry clean though, because

534
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: it sounds like you just have one suit and maybe

535
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: you haven't washed it. It's not it sounds like you

536
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: just have one suit. I just have one suit. I

537
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: just said that I only own one suit period. Just

538
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: said that. E Q. If g Q got word of that, though,

539
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: I mean that that's not impressive for you. I didn't say.

540
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I didn't say I was the king of suits, the

541
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: King of Kashmir, and I have a sick road collection, which,

542
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: by the way, you've seen me in that jacket. We've

543
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: all seen the jacket. We've seen you post the jacket

544
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: a couple of times. Now you see me in that jacket,

545
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: and you're like starting to pose in it. You have

546
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: this like you've got this like face that you're doing

547
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: in every photo, like you're starting to get very affected

548
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: by the whole fashion cale. Do you want to see

549
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: them my model? It's it's let me see it. Yeah,

550
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: what you're doing it, that's it. Man. At least you

551
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: know you got it, I mean. And then sometimes like

552
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: my wife, by the way, she is so sick of

553
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: taking pictures of me in my new jacket. She's so

554
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: annoyed me asking her to take picture is of me

555
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: me criticized. We got into an actual, I don't want

556
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: to say an argument, but we got into a light

557
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: beef because I criticized her photographs because I said you're

558
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: that guy. Now no, because I said your photo suck.

559
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: And she goes, I don't want to take the photos,

560
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: and I go, that's part of the problem. There's there's

561
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: no bad photographs. There's only bad photographers. And then she's like,

562
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: you know, why don't you hire somebody. I go, I

563
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: just want to I just want to show the suit.

564
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: Get me full body in the suit, without like a

565
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: yellow truck behind me. Like you need to figure out

566
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: a different photographer because it doesn't look like the photographer

567
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: is happy to be there. They don't want to be

568
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: taking the photo. And now that you say it, it

569
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: makes a lot. We got to an actual argument about this. Well,

570
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: she's sick of taking your photo. I guess. I mean,

571
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: she's got to deal with the coffee. But when I'm

572
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: doing the selfies, I can't get the whole fit. You know,

573
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: they call it the fit. I can't get the whole

574
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: fit because it's a it's a long road jacket. The

575
00:29:54,840 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: jacket's sick. People see it. Yo, that's the row two

576
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: people have now said that, like, yeah, it is motherfucker's

577
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,959
Speaker 1: But why why you Like two years ago when I

578
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: got a trench coat, I got like a black trench

579
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: coat that I took to Chicago and all that. You

580
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: were grilling me for weeks and weeks and weeks, and

581
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: you kept saying, oh, you're looking like you're trying to

582
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: be on that succession ship. I remember, I was wrong.

583
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm fifty okay for me to do it, I was wrong,

584
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: like I put it in my closet. It's been collecting

585
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: to take the fucking trench code out. Shut the funk up.

586
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: I was wrong, all right. I just said you say

587
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: that you were wrong, because it's a great code. I

588
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: had go get it. Go get it right now, Go

589
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: get your jacket out of there, Go get it, Go

590
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: get your code. This guy hold on everything. I didn't

591
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: know he was dealing with this kind of resentment. Maybe

592
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: because the trench coat. Look, maybe I wasn't as dope

593
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: as my road trench coat. I don't know. I don't

594
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: even know if my road trench coat is wrong. I

595
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: know it's Kashmere. Huh, I know it's Kashmere. This guy,

596
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: you built up presentment. Get your fucking jacket. Get your jacket.

597
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh it, put it on. Nobody wants to hear. Everybody's

598
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: waiting to see it endlessly. Everybody's waiting to see the

599
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: big reveal of Dean's jacket. Nice Yo, my man yo, Yo,

600
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: suited and booted, Yo. I was wrong on the stage

601
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: of Grizilda. Yo. You look. I was up there, yo,

602
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: with my turtlenecks. You see the scar yo, straight up

603
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: and down. I was wrong. You were right, right, I

604
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: just said it once. I said it twice. I was wrong.

605
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna bring this to New York. Bring

606
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: it to New York. I mean, look at that. Look

607
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: you look sharp, my man. Thank you, man. I'll go

608
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: put it away. I tucked it in the all right,

609
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: don't go put it away. We were doing a podcast

610
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: throwing on the throw it on the shelf and the things.

611
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: You want to wear it the whole time? Wear it? Okay,

612
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: you wear that. I got them. See you know it'll

613
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: be sick outfit. If you got your Kurt Cobain T shirt,

614
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: fake Kurt Cobain T shirt, a scarf and your trench,

615
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: that's it's done. With your Jordan's, with your with your

616
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: Bret Jordan's. That's let's go. I might need to just

617
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: travel and get my man. You look like yo show

618
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: stopper with them joints. Okay, you see it. So just

619
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: order yourself a Kurt shirt and then you don't order it.

620
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: If you could send that to me, that would be

621
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: really cool. Man. I just don't feel like I need

622
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: to wait in line and order the Kurt shirt that

623
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: that I'm on the shirt. Okay, I'm on the shirt.

624
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: Maybe you just send someone out to me, listen, I

625
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: was wrong about the trench code. Yes. I wanted to

626
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: give the fans, the listeners an update because the last podcast,

627
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: I was heading to Madison Square Garden to watch the

628
00:32:55,160 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: Lakers play against the Lebron James lists Nicks. I said

629
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Speaker 1: that wrong. You know what I mean. The Knicks are

630
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: playing Lebron James. He got suspended for the situation in Detroit. Um,

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00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: it was inevitable, little that it was happening. I wanted

632
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: to say, first of all, again very um it was. Um,

633
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: it was uneventful except this happened. First of all, when

634
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: I walked into the garden, people literally treated me like

635
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: they were seeing a ghost, straight up and down. I'm

636
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: not I'm not exaggerating. Like the security people there and

637
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: the staff they were like welcome back, like looking around

638
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: like is they saw a ghost? Because I'm because right,

639
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: just because you were, you haven't been. I've had I've had.

640
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: Let's just say this because I don't want to add

641
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: into I want to continue going to the garden, and

642
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be very careful about what I say because

643
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: I've spoken out about the ownership of the Knicks. I've

644
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: spoken out about the front office of the Nicks, when

645
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: nobody had the onions, the clickers, the balls to do it. Ramifications.

646
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: There are ramifications my free seats. I'll never get those back.

647
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: James Dolan heard everything that you said. I didn't say

648
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: his name. I'm just saying there's ramifications. You said his name.

649
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,959
Speaker 1: I'm not confirming or denying any of that. There's ramifications.

650
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: And I knew speaking out the eloquent way that I

651
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: speak out against the Knicks, the ownership, the front office,

652
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: there would be ramifications. Barretta. I don't know if you

653
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: ever saw this show. The theme song to the Robert

654
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: Blake Show, Robert Blake, the guy who shot and killed that,

655
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: did he get convicted of that? He got he got acquitted?

656
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: I think, great, Dave, can you look that up? Robert Blake?

657
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: Did he get acquitted? Robert Blake the actor, great actor, great,

658
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: totally you unique actor who was in the show, Barretta,

659
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 1: which I loved as a kid. The theme song went

660
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: like this, don't do the crime. If you can't do

661
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: the time, don't do it. And I live by that.

662
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: He got a quitted, He got a quitted. How ironic

663
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: to be on a show with that theme song? When

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00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: you're that's kind of crazy. Don't do the crime if

665
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: you can't do the time. I knew Barretta the show

666
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: or is that a gun? Because I've heard in a

667
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: rap song to day is as long as I got

668
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: a Barretta, I'm down for whatever? Who soon did that lyric? Uh?

669
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: They said, I gotta Barretta, I'm down for whatever? Uh?

670
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: Who did that lyric? Though? Who did that lyric? Don't

671
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: just say that? Down for whatever? Down? Hip hop is incredible.

672
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: Shout up to hip hop. It's a oh, as long

673
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: as I got a Bretta, I'm down for what? Whatever?

674
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: What is that? That's oh dr dre big egos. Yes, anyway,

675
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: I understand ramifications. I understand don't do the crime if

676
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: you can't do the time. That being said, I was

677
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: happy to be in a position to be on the

678
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: wood on the floor back in the Garden. People were

679
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: a little bit surprised to see me there. I'll say this,

680
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: They were also aware that I was coming. I was humble,

681
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: I was gracious. I want to continue going to the Garden.

682
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: I love being at the garden. Um. After going to

683
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: two Nets games this year and then going back to

684
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: the Garden, there's nothing like Madison Square Garden. The energy

685
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: in there. It's just the fans. It's something about the building.

686
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: I know every people people say it. It It just is

687
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: the Nets are a better team with two of the

688
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: best players in the world. Quote unquote, air quoting, I'm

689
00:36:55,200 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: air quoting. Still, there's nothing like Madison Square Garden. That

690
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: being said, it was uneventful. Again, I was happy to

691
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: be there. I was on that would that Spike lead

692
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: Spike Lee going there all the time? He goes he's

693
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: such a fan. I don't understand it. If I had

694
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: season tickets, I wouldn't go to every game. Who who

695
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: wants to go every single night? It's a lot of

696
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: It's a lot, it's a lot of energy to go

697
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: to a game. Jack Nicholson man, He's I don't understand that.

698
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I'm just not as big a fan

699
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: as those guys. But if if what see, that's the

700
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: thing I'm saying, no little things. That's like I'm like

701
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: being self deprecating. And then you're like, yeah, dickhead, I

702
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: did it again. I agree with you. You're not as

703
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: big as a fan. Like you sound like a bandwagon

704
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: er who's like showing up when they start doing well again, Like,

705
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: where were you when they were not doing I wasn't

706
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: allowed in the building, and I was going when they

707
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: weren't ship. I was going to games versus Detroit on

708
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: Sunday nights when you could literally hear yourself talk to

709
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: the person next to you. I remember about four or

710
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: five years ago I ked about it on the podcast,

711
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: being at a game versus the Detroit Pistons on a

712
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: Sunday night where it was so quiet in Madison Square Garden,

713
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: where the person that I was talking to next to me,

714
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: I knew they could hear my conversation across court. I'm

715
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: not bullshitting you. That's how quiet it was. I was there.

716
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: I was there. I was there. I believe I don't

717
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: need you. I don't need you saying that along with

718
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: these fake Twitter people. Fan, you were with me when

719
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: they when you found out that they they fired Fizdale

720
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: or Oakley. I was with you. We were getting sushi.

721
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: So I don't need you saying you're you're a Knicks

722
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: bandwagon fan. I was there when they sucked. I was there.

723
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: You knew if you found out that I was one

724
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: of these Twitter trolls that was trolling you what would

725
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: you do if I was saying some crazy shit and

726
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: I created a fake account and was like really bashing you,

727
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: and then you found out that that was me with

728
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: that like sever the way that I would appreciate it

729
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: so much you are us about it. And I was like,

730
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: and I said, like some below the belt ship, and

731
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: I was like like, like blow the belt, like go ahead?

732
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: Like what? No? Not nothing that I can think of

733
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: off the top of my head, because like, but for instance,

734
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: you would say something like in your blow the bell account,

735
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: what would you say? No? Like if I was like, oh,

736
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: you know, Katie fucking ruined you and he would beat

737
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: the ship out of you and he would spit in

738
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: your face and and um, wait are you that account?

739
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: B K in the house? One? Four? Huh? Is that

740
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 1: that's not me? That's not me? Because I've heard that before.

741
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: This fucking ffless celebrity thinks he's staying relevant by talking

742
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: about this and and all he talks about is Trump

743
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: and and and he needs Trump to be That sounds familiar?

744
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: Or do you have a just stuff off the top

745
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: of my head, like if why is it so? Why

746
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 1: are you able to just have them roll off your

747
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: tongue because they're rolling things that I've I've just have

748
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: seen certain things like seeing or written or what just

749
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: stuff on Twitter, TikTok Facebook. But I was just wondering

750
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: what you would do if you found out that that

751
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: was we'd have a problem. Back to my story, back

752
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: to my show, or is it it's not or or

753
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: is it or we'll never know. I'll never know, or

754
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: we might or or or we might or we might know.

755
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,959
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be a problem because it's not gonna

756
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: be a problem to find out if we know or

757
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: if we don't know, you'll find out it's a hypothetical. Boom.

758
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: There's two things. Remind me of this point, because we're

759
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: we got way off. Remind me to come back to

760
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: the Russell Westbrook story. The reason why I had to

761
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: cancel the Rochester Show on the ninth. The reason why

762
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: Rochester is now the tenth and the eleventh, just the

763
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: tenth and the eleventh, going way back to thirty five

764
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: minutes ago, is because I am doing season two of

765
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: the Netflix show The Only Murderers in the Building, The

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00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: Steve Martin Martin Short Selena Gomez show Boom and the

767
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: part First of all, I like the show. It's funny.

768
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: Everybody loves Steve Martin and Martin Short is and Selena

769
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: Gomez is a good actress. She's funny. So you're surrounding

770
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: yourself with some fucking huge names, man, and the part

771
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: is fucked up funny, and you talk about what the

772
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: part is, I'll just say it's very Michael Rappaport air quotes.

773
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: It's just let's just say that it's very quote unquote

774
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 1: Michael rapport in terms of it's very disruptive, it's a funny,

775
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 1: it's and I'm excited to be doing it, so I

776
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: can't wait to do it. And and uh, it's funny.

777
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: It's funny. And you're working with Martin Short and Steve

778
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: Martin like is at the majority and Selena Gomez. Yeah,

779
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 1: it's gonna be doing met them. You met Steve Martin

780
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 1: and Martin Short I never met either one of them,

781
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: and I've never met Selena Gomez. I'm gonna just my

782
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: goal for the whole thing is to try to get

783
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez to post a selfie of me. I want

784
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: all our followers. That's I'm gonna be honest. One of

785
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: the reasons why I'm doing the show is maybe Selena

786
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: Gomez will post a picture of me on her Instagram.

787
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: I know she'll be like, if I go, can I

788
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: post a picture with you? She'll be like, what's she

789
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: gonna say? You know we're working together. I could be

790
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: fifty one, she's probably twenty something. She'll be like, sure,

791
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: I know you're only doing this to get my followers.

792
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: And I don't know what I'm really trying to do

793
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez because I'm a fan. She was also good

794
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: in that Harmony Kareem movie. What was that movie called dope?

795
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: In that? Yeah, I love that you're taking this role

796
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: for Selena Gomez, not the comedy legends Martin Short and

797
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: Steve Martin. And I also think that you're also taking

798
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: this with Selena Gomez to maybe redeem yourself from the

799
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande fans that are really piste off of you.

800
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: Why are you bringing That's another third thing. It's just

801
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: people don't forget about that. How do you know they

802
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: don't forget How the fuss do you know that they

803
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 1: don't forget about the Ariana Grande beef of two thousand

804
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: and eighteen? How do you know everybody has it moved

805
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: on I moved on. People are still d mng me saying,

806
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: I can't believe you work with that fucking guy who

807
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: who dissed our queen Arianna. And this is something that

808
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: I'm hearing about. I can't imagine the d ms that

809
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: you're getting about this. I think that you might redeem

810
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: yourself by working with somebody as talented is she friends?

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00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: Are they friends? No, these are just fans of Ariana Grande.

812
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: They're not friends. They know that I'm associated with the guy,

813
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 1: but it's uncle Ariana's Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez friends friends. Oh,

814
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Um, I don't know if

815
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: they're friends, but I think that you'll just be in

816
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: that world and and maybe you have Selena gomezs fans

817
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: get your back with aria. I just want to selfie

818
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: of her going. Oh, it was incredible to work with

819
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport on season two of the only Murderers in

820
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: the building. Like, I'm not gonna say Selena, that's the

821
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: actual caption you need to put, but something like that.

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00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: The great Michael Rappaport is with us on season tour.

823
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: What an honor. I've been such a fan of Michael

824
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: Rapp reports for so long to be working with him something,

825
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to pay her to do it. But

826
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: maybe I just put it out there in the world.

827
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: Put it out there in the world. It's like the secret,

828
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: you know, manifest it and uh, I think that you're

829
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: onto something with that that would be epic. Anyway, I'm courtside,

830
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm on the wood. A guy sitting two seats next

831
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: to me says to Russell Westbrook before the jump, all

832
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook, you know, I was thinking, it's like, you know,

833
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: he's you know, for him. Like the only thing I

834
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: could equate it to is what I do before you

835
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: go on stage, before you perform, before they say action,

836
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: or even before a podcast. You know, I do whatever

837
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: I do. Sometimes I jump up and down. Sometimes I

838
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: take a deep breath. Sometimes I'll go over my notes.

839
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes if I'm working on a show, go over my lines.

840
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: Some time you'll just breathe something, you get yourself in

841
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: the frame of mind. So Russell Westbrook comes down to

842
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: the basket that I'm sitting underneath on the wood, the pine,

843
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: that oak. Did I mention that, Yes, I mentioned that

844
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 1: I was sitting on that on that pine yes, I've

845
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: heard that before. You took so many photos of the

846
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: shoes that you're on the wood. You can't just take

847
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: a photo of the court. It's got to be like,

848
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: my shoes are here, like look, I'm touching that wood.

849
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm here, like we know that you're there. Maybe you

850
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: don't know that I was there because I had somebody

851
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: go over the third row, fifth throw, and I'm gonna know,

852
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 1: would that's defeat on the fucking wood? What what more

853
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: did like that's my feet, that's the wood? Or traumatized

854
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: from when Katie put us fucking twelve rows behind at

855
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: the Warriors game. That's why, fucking piece of shit. You

856
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: know why he did that? I really I found out

857
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: why because they had to pay for the tickets. They

858
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: don't they don't that cheap cheap fuck you have us

859
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: come out there and you citizen with the when each

860
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: second row two would be generous. They don't do that.

861
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: The Garden and Barclay's certain arenas they do that. Apparently

862
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: they don't do and he had that's why he had

863
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: us in the twenty second row. That started the whole thing.

864
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: Prick anyway, anyway, Okay, so Russell Russell comes down to

865
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: the basket before the jump. All he's getting him. He's

866
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: gathering himself. He's gathering himself. He's not doing it for

867
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 1: the fans. It's literally like he's as far as he's concerned,

868
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: these NBA players, there's no fans there. He's going out

869
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: there to perform, like just like you know, we're like

870
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,919
Speaker 1: an actor or like a musician who's there's no fans there.

871
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: You you have that moment. He's so accustomed, he's been

872
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: doing it for his whole life. Guys, two seats next

873
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: to him, he goes, Yo, Russ, you're gonna shoot three

874
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: for eight teen again tonight. Now, right before he said that,

875
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 1: Russ said like this to me, what's up? Mouth it,

876
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: what's up? Made eye contact? I got the photo, Dave,

877
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: Please pull up the photo. Look, yes, you see the photo, Dave.

878
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: That's that's him looking at me right in the eyes.

879
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: And he'll be like, yo, he must hate you two.

880
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is the guy who's about to

881
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: go to war. Stupid, you don't know the war face.

882
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: You don't know the pre performances because you don't pre perform,

883
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: you know, because you're stupid. You just sit there and

884
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: you comment on Instagram because I posted that photo because

885
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a good photo. That's Russell Westbrook

886
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: before the game, making eye contact. I've I met Russell Westbrook,

887
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: and I told Russell Westbrook I met him at a

888
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle event six years ago, five years ago. I

889
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: don't know when it was. Who cares. We don't fact check,

890
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: don't fact check at the iron wrap or stereo pockets.

891
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: I said to Russell Westbrook at this day after Dave

892
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: Chappelle performed, It's uh Radio City Music Hall. It's a

893
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: great night, said and I was so shocked that Russell

894
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: Westbrook is about a half inch taller than me. It's like, yo, yo, seriously,

895
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: that puts I'm x three. Russell Westbrook is maybe six

896
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: three and a half. I don't think he's six four.

897
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, Yo, you are a motherfucker. You

898
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 1: are a mother fucker. Watching you as an artistic fucking expression.

899
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: The way you fucking play is an expression of you.

900
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: He said, you liked that ship. I said, I fucking

901
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: love it. I funk with you, Russ. The conversation is

902
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: not even sixty seconds. Gave me a big pound. I'm

903
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: a fan boom that's it. I just had to tell

904
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: him that, like I funk with you. That's the only

905
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: time I met Russ. Yes, Russ shoots you into the game. Yes,

906
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: Russ shoot you out of the game. I get it.

907
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: I know all that stuff. I funk with Russ, and

908
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: also because of an interaction when I met him, and

909
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: also I was bugging like. His voice is so high pitched,

910
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: reminds me of the great Walter Payton, former Chicago Bear,

911
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: one of the greatest, most physical running backs ever. Look

912
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 1: him up, young, shoot, I know you know nothing about

913
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: football anyway. So Russell's gathering himself, said, what's up? You

914
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: see the photo up there? Guy two seats next to

915
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: me goes, yo, Russ, you're gonna shoot three for eighteen tonight.

916
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: And Russ goes He mouths it the fuck pitch, so

917
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: he doesn't say it loud because he can't cursely goes pitch,

918
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just that low and I'm looking directly

919
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 1: at it. The guy doesn't say anything. Game starts to play.

920
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: Two or three minutes later, Russell Westbrook is at the

921
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: block at the free throw line. He's fifteen feet in

922
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: front of me, fifteen feet in front of the guy

923
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: who's sitting two seats next to me. The guy two

924
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: seats next to me goes, he hasn't said anything else

925
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: since then. He didn't say anything else before because I

926
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: was sitting in my seats before this guy, so I

927
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: witnessed the whole thing. Says to Russell, forty four million dollars.

928
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: You really think you're worth it? Russ. After the free

929
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: throw goes up, Russ tells the referee points at him

930
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: the same way Lebron did the other night, points to him,

931
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: points to security during the time out. The security makes

932
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: him get up out of his seat. They have a conversation.

933
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: I know what the conversation. The guy's totally red faced.

934
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,720
Speaker 1: I go what happened? He goes, I can't say anything.

935
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, Russ, that ain't cool because

936
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: homeboy didn't dissue. He didn't curse at you, He didn't

937
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: say anything disrespectful. He was talking in terms of basketball.

938
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: That ain't that ain't dope. I know they must be

939
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: getting shipped on wherever they go. The Lakers. People hate

940
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: this team. Between Lebron, Anthony Davis, ra Gen Rondo, Carmelo Anthony,

941
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: and Russell Westbrook. These are guys that are polarizing players,

942
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: they get shut on everywhere they go. Re Gen Rondo

943
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: get shot on at home. We saw that incident with him.

944
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was cool, and I fund with

945
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook. I'll just say this, it wasn't me. I

946
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: was at I was a choir boy. I think it's

947
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: out of pocket. And I think that you know all

948
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: about throwing people out of events. You fucking someone gave

949
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: you a finger in front of the camera and that

950
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: was enough for you to say, Now you're turning that

951
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: on me. You fuck well, it's the truth you're talking about,

952
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook. It wasn't It was somebody else. I was

953
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: a choir boy, said that wasn't cool. I don't think

954
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: he should have done because because let's equate. Let's equate

955
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: that to comedy. That's heckling. It's one thing if you're

956
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: sticking the finger up and you're gonna fuck you, wrap

957
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: report or it's one thing if you're gonna fuck you

958
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook. Russell Westbrook, you ain't worth the fucking forty

959
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: four million dollars any cursing. I don't think you should

960
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: be in there cursing. I don't think you should be

961
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: in there cursing any way, shape or form. If it's

962
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: alleged that the woman in Indiana said something about Lebron

963
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: james kid, I don't care if she goes your kid

964
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: is the greatest thing since Chop Liver. Don't mention my kid,

965
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: b word. I agree. How do we know that that

966
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: actually happened though, that she said that, we don't know.

967
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: But they also didn't put out a statement that she

968
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,439
Speaker 1: didn't say it. Listen, everybody knows how I feel about

969
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: Lebron James, but for him to be that piste off,

970
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: they must have said something because he's hurt it all.

971
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: And it was a woman and a guy, and what

972
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: would a woman have said too. She had to have

973
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: said something out of pocket, so I get it. But

974
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 1: the rust thing, I don't think the guy said anything

975
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: that deserved for even Russell to pay attention. And Russell

976
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: had a great game again, I'll say it again. It

977
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: wasn't me happy, humble to be back in the world's

978
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: most famous arena. The fans were happy to see me.

979
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: I was happy to see them. The Nicks beat the Lakers,

980
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: enough said, that's so sick. Westbrook is the ship and

981
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: he was probably like, Yeah, Katie's a fucking snake. He

982
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: turned on me on thunder like I'm Team Rappaport. That dude, exactly,

983
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: that exactly. He's like, what's up? What's up? He knows

984
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: they know. He's probably like, I know, fucking Katie. He's

985
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, I've been down that road before.

986
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: Trust me, I've been down that road before. Team Rappaport.

987
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: You see the hurt shurt Anyway, what about Booie man, Oh,

988
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: let's say, let's let's finish this up. We got a

989
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: couple more minutes, right, Dave. So I called into the

990
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 1: Howard Sterns Show this morning because Ronnie the Limo Driver

991
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: was attacking a caller name Apples. Apples is a guy

992
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: who calls in and antagonizes Ronnie the Limo Driver to

993
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: the point where Ronnie the Limo Driver goes ape. Ship screams,

994
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: yells the fans. We the fans, we love that version

995
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: of Ronnie the Limo Driver. We don't like when Ronnie

996
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: the Limo Driver is just all calm, cool and collective.

997
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 1: We like him nuts. I called in defending Apples, and

998
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: I started thinking about my own situation with Guerrilla tooth

999
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: gary ba ba booe fa fa fooy got goat, gooey,

1000
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: got gooey man. I came up with gooey, You're good.

1001
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,479
Speaker 1: I love Booie well, I love him too when he's

1002
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: being berated. We you're you're basically nothing without the fans,

1003
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: Gorilla Babba booe, big two fucking gooey. Your ship without

1004
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: the callers, your ship without Howard banging on you, your ship,

1005
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: without people like myself banging on you, your ship without

1006
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: the Jesus Twins banging on you. Jesus Twins were great anyway.

1007
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: So I called in, and I also told Howard. I said, Howard,

1008
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: you gotta get out of the house. Because Howard has

1009
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: a propensity to stay in, isolate himself. He isolated himself

1010
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: before the pandemic. He stayed in. He tried to avoid people.

1011
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: I understand that that's his thing. But I said, get out,

1012
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: enjoy the world. You're you're vaccinating. He talks about it

1013
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: very openly. And then and then I turned it to Gorilla.

1014
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: I said, Gorilla thinks that I shouldn't call in. You

1015
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: criticize my calls. I pay a lot of money for

1016
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: my serious X M. Howard Stern account. That ship's not free.

1017
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: Call what I'm entitled the call you don't insult the fans, Gorilla,

1018
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: because without the fans, you big tooth fucking gorilla. Got

1019
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: got gooy you horse tooth fucking jackass, you're nothing. We

1020
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: already know without Howard you're nothing. But if there's no show,

1021
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: you're really nothing. You're pumping gas in fucking Long Island somewhere.

1022
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: So you and you couldn't have fixed the big teeth

1023
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 1: to begin with, right, But the reason he fixed them

1024
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: because of people like me, the fans. We've paid for

1025
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:39,240
Speaker 1: your fucking fake teeth. So you don't get to say

1026
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: how Michael Rapport a celebrity fan or just Joe Schmoff.

1027
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 1: Fans get the call in, we dictate because we paid

1028
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:53,720
Speaker 1: for those big fucking fake teeth. Got it, Google, got it, gooey,

1029
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: We paid for those fucking teeth. Does that make sense?

1030
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: Fooi bab bab booie, Yeah, you know what the funk

1031
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,399
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. And that brings us to a song

1032
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 1: that because we're such fans of the Howard Stern Show,

1033
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: because we we both pay for accounts like the rest

1034
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: of the listeners, and we've been trying to get this

1035
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: song debuted, but I don't think it's ready, but I

1036
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: wanted to test run it with you, Dean. I know

1037
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: you know what it is. Yeah, because they have all

1038
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: these different songs that they come up with, and I

1039
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: think the Great sal Governor Al is one of the

1040
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: one of the the producers of all these songs, The

1041
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: Great sal govern Ally. Yes, we've been working on this

1042
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: song for for about two weeks now. We should debut

1043
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 1: it now in front of everybody. And I'll just count

1044
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: you in two three, don't be fool Nope, nope, nope

1045
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: coming out to three, don't be So it's two three, don'

1046
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: don't be fooled. You just took a second, no idea.

1047
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: So it's you have no rhythm and I'm the lead.

1048
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 1: You don't have the rhythm. I got the fucking vocal cords.

1049
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: Tell me exactly what when you want me to come in,

1050
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: and I'll come in to three. Don't be see and

1051
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to three. Don't be fooled, and we

1052
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: go to three. Don't be fooled by the teeth that

1053
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: I know. No, Nope, you're not fucking buoye from the block.

1054
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: I just little bit and now I had a lot.

1055
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: Do it again. Count me in. Fuck, I'm ready. Two three.

1056
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: Don't be fooled by the teeth, don't I go No, no, no, man.

1057
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: Two three. Don't be fooled by the teeth that I got.

1058
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: Three seconds, do it again. I'll follow your lead. Okay

1059
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: to three. Don't be fooled by the teeth that I got.

1060
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: Sucked it up again. Don't stop, stop, stop, stop stop.

1061
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound good. You don't fucking sound good. Don't

1062
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: tell them I came up with the fucking songs. You

1063
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: don't tell me. Look with the fun so I we

1064
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: don't even know Jenny from the block. I was me.

1065
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,439
Speaker 1: It was me when I smack my hand down. That's

1066
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: the fucking queue to come in. So it's two three.

1067
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: Don't be fooled by the tue. No, two three, don't

1068
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: be fooled by that. So now we're gonna do it.

1069
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: I just gave you that, So don't be fooled because

1070
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: we count me in, all right, count me in. I'll

1071
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: come in on you. If I'm late. I'm late. The

1072
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: people don't want to hear the ship, and I'm not

1073
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 1: stopping for you. That's the problem. That's the thing. So

1074
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: we catch up. If we catch up, there you go.

1075
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna count me in. I just I'm doing it

1076
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: right now and you're fucking interrupting the counting two. Three.

1077
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: Don't be fooled by I got. I'm just I can't

1078
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: just continue because, man, fuck it, I'll do it so

1079
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: tho you coming to three. Don't be fooled by the

1080
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,439
Speaker 1: teeth that I got. I got, man, I'm just it's

1081
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: not it a lot, but I never forgot where I

1082
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: came from. Big teeth out, big teeth out. Don't be

1083
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: fooled by the teeth that I got. I'm just I'm

1084
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: just bully from there. I don't know. I have a lot,

1085
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna put this up. I'm not gonna

1086
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: submit it out because honestly, it's like you're fucking with me.

1087
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: At this point, no one come in, and you're not

1088
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: doing it. You. I've heard you do such a better

1089
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: rendition of this song and today debut it in front

1090
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: of everybody in such a shitty fucking way like you

1091
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 1: have Davis Davis disgusted with you, and I'm fucking ashamed

1092
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: to be a part of this song. At this point,

1093
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: I was so proud of it, don't be on it.

1094
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: I'll make it a fucking solo song. How about that,

1095
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm making a solo song. Here it goes. Don't be

1096
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: fooled by the teeth that I got. I'm just I'm

1097
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: just the you's had a little bit, now, I had

1098
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: a lot, but I never forgot where I came from.

1099
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: Big teeth out. You just ruined the whole song. But

1100
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: now we're never gonna do it again. At the end,

1101
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 1: you have to. But if you're gonna sing it so

1102
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: then you're gonna go big teeth out. Do it. Okay,

1103
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: how about you just do that and I'll do the song.

1104
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: You can do big teeth out. Don't sing anything else.

1105
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: I'll do backups, don't do anything. Just do the teeth.

1106
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: You don't even have permission to do the fucking backup

1107
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 1: at this point. Just do the big teeth at the end,

1108
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: because because I'm gonna cut the whole song from the

1109
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: fucking roster that we have. Now, I'm so proud of

1110
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: this parking song. Until you funked up, I'll do it.

1111
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: Just do the teeth thing at the end, like you're

1112
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: told you on one fucking line. Here it goes. Don't

1113
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: be fooled by the teeth that I'm just done. I'm

1114
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: leaving the hold back. We came, we saw, we conquered.

1115
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 1: We came, we saw it. We disrupted. Miles Jordan's take

1116
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: us out of here with something real life, Take us

1117
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: out of here with something real properts. The iron wrap

1118
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: pors stereo pockets, and this iron wrappers stereo pockets with

1119
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: something real funky feel. I am rapports. We're off beat today.

1120
01:00:44,080 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 1: Shut up, I'm wrappers stereo pockets. I'm done. Serves to

1121
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: the ship to af a sheep