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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Fun Present Morning Show. All right, as Gandhi pointed out,

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Speaker 1: I got a little bit of juice left in me.

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Speaker 1: You squeeze it aft for this last fifteen minutes of

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Speaker 1: this come on the morning show. You can do it.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen more minutes of your content. Let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 1: So glad you guys are here. I am so glad you.

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Speaker 1: Seeing you was such a surprise. I heard a voice

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's not Danielle. Sounds like Sam that

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Speaker 1: she's making her voice sound like that. And here he

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Speaker 1: said yesterday. You know, Danielle even more fun if you

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Speaker 1: came in since Elvis isn't here tomorrow, you know, it

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Speaker 1: would be cool if we roll in the same place.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you're right, I'll come. We did kind

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Speaker 1: of guilt you a little bit, but that's okay. And

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Speaker 1: then he's been here for the last two weeks. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for letting me crash to the little boys over time.

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Speaker 1: You guys are always just lucky because she loves like,

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Speaker 1: how many minutes are like eight? Right? So far it's

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Speaker 1: forty minutes for me to get eight minutes. You go

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Speaker 1: to your driveway for christ Sam came in today, What

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Speaker 1: a good day, some fun and diamonds here yea and

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Speaker 1: Scotty Be. Froggy's well, Froggy, you're always here. But Scotty

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Speaker 1: B's here and he's not complaining too much and wants

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Speaker 1: to pick elephant in the room or not in the room.

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Speaker 1: You know that's me, that's me. No, No, I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure I saw scary yesterday to scary any mention of like, hey, um,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get everybody back together. I'll check my email.

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Speaker 1: We were literally like a family event where all of

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Speaker 1: us were there yesterday. Yeah, yeah, no, no, not a

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Speaker 1: single word, not a single word of this. Sam was

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Speaker 1: sitting right next to me to gandhi, you were there.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I didn't know it was about to

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Speaker 1: be a party. I would have told you. I found

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Speaker 1: out the car jeans you had on yesterday, I really liked.

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Speaker 1: I meant to tell you yesterday you could have him too,

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Speaker 1: if yeah, excellent, they're all yours, they're all yours. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to check my spam. Guys, I'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: Maybe let's not throw a pity party for yourself, because

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Speaker 1: you know that we are all invited back whenever we want.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'll be back tomorrow to guilt you even more.

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Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure you you invited. Hey, hey, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: you know it would be cool for you to come back.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell Garrett. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. No, no, No,

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Speaker 1: Scary is very good at that. Scary is very very

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Speaker 1: good at that. When Danielle starts upon everyone left. When

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Speaker 1: I started the pot that like you gotta start a fight,

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Speaker 1: you gotta come in here and start a fight. I

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Speaker 1: think it's because Danielle doesn't really mean anything. Yes, there's

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Speaker 1: a kernel of truth. Just drop the Oh sign me

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Speaker 1: up tomorrow, I'm there. I will be there, bells on

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Speaker 1: and everything. No one else will. Then then I'll make

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Speaker 1: you all feel guilty. Sham said, she's coming. I'll come

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Speaker 1: hang out, Garret. You want to come back? Yeah? Sure,

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Speaker 1: Where she's not on camera? Where all your diamond? I know?

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Speaker 1: Can you turn your can move from? Where? Okay? Are

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Speaker 1: we okay? Like sharing a microphone now? I mean I can't.

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Speaker 1: What's the rules? I don't know? We can be in

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Speaker 1: the same un't want your spittle on? Wait? Where can

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Speaker 1: you see her behind you? You're talking about ugly mets

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Speaker 1: hat on. You got balls. You got balls looking at

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Speaker 1: truth in that fight. By the way, I love how

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Speaker 1: So Daniel came in what two days last week? Right,

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Speaker 1: you got the ticket on the second day, and after

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Speaker 1: you got to take it off. So I got a

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Speaker 1: ticket because I have my bike rack on the back

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Speaker 1: of my car. I've had it on the back of

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Speaker 1: my car for a year. I know, I know, even

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Speaker 1: in the winter or whatever. Anyway, so I never had

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Speaker 1: a ticket, never had a problem in New Jersey. Come

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Speaker 1: back to New York one fucking day, you can't see

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Speaker 1: license plate, which is bullshit, and then give me a ticket.

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Speaker 1: So you tell me if you wanted to come back

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Speaker 1: after that. No, because I didn't want to get on

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Speaker 1: the ticket. So then what happens We try to take

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Speaker 1: the bike rack off last night, my husband's like, I

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Speaker 1: So instead of you know, unfortunately possibly getting on the ticket,

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Speaker 1: I had to park in a lot today. It's probably

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Speaker 1: gonna cost me ninety dollars. But I love you, and

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Speaker 1: here I am, well, you could have taken park in

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Speaker 1: probably knowing if this would have a ticket because I

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Speaker 1: took up two spots. Well, it's it's a money grab

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Speaker 1: right now because we're looking at this and the city

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Speaker 1: spent billions of dollars with COVID. They lost billions of

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Speaker 1: to make it up something. I want to see Dan

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Speaker 1: yelling court though. I just envisioned like my cousin Vinny,

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Speaker 1: picked surtled, just be of showing up your as. The

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Speaker 1: thing is that my dad used to come to court

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Speaker 1: with me when I used to tickets, and I actually

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Speaker 1: came back here when my dad passed. I was not

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Speaker 1: thinking straight night, and they gave me a ticket anyway.

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Speaker 1: They didn't want to hear anything, just passed away and

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Speaker 1: they still didn't give a shit. Yeah, I think maybe

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Speaker 1: a lot of people use that as an excuse and

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Speaker 1: him not that those people are. There's a special circle

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Speaker 1: in help for fake parents. You know what I'm going

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Speaker 1: to do though, I think when I go to court,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to bring my dad's his funeral car. Funeral

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Speaker 1: car had the date of his death on it, and

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Speaker 1: you're going to see that. Four days later. My butt

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Speaker 1: was back at work and I wasn't in the right mind.

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Speaker 1: You know, maybe they'll take some kind of I think

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Speaker 1: if you just show up for court, they'll toss it.

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Speaker 1: I've showed up for so many tickets that I got

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Speaker 1: when I used to actually drive, and they would just

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Speaker 1: be like, what did you get out of here? The

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Speaker 1: judge said once, if you show up and you're not

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Speaker 1: looking like a delinquent criminal, you just get just like

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Speaker 1: they want money, they'll reduce it, but they want money.

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Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't mind paying the money. I

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Speaker 1: I've gone to court half a dozen times now for

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Speaker 1: judge most of the time it is like, all right,

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Speaker 1: no points, but pay the fine. Yeah. Do you know

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Speaker 1: the last time I got a ticket? This really happened.

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Speaker 1: So the ladies writing me up and I was being

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Speaker 1: I wish I didn't write this ticket for you, and

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Speaker 1: She knew what she was doing that was to make herself.

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Speaker 1: I've only gotten two speeding tickets in my life, and

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Speaker 1: I remember both cops. One when I when I was

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Speaker 1: sixteen years old and I was on a junior license

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Speaker 1: and I got my license to spend it for six

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Speaker 1: months from Officer Rockefeller. Got a sounds like he had

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Speaker 1: enough money. He was hiding in the in the bushes

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Speaker 1: and I was doing a fifty five on a brand

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Speaker 1: new junior license. Now I have a gold card now

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Speaker 1: because my brother in law is a detective, So I

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Speaker 1: have one of those like laminated ones that say they

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Speaker 1: can't be taken away from me. And I tell him

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Speaker 1: my life's goal now is to figure out the maximum

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Speaker 1: crime I can commit and hand that card. And if

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Speaker 1: you don't know what Sam's talking about, because I didn't

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Speaker 1: know this, it's a pb A card, right, It's incial yeah,

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Speaker 1: Policeman's Benevolent Association. And supposedly if you show this when

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Speaker 1: you get pulled over, they won't they're not allowed to,

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Speaker 1: like they could take your card away. When a police

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Speaker 1: officer has this one, he goes, no, I paid for it,

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Speaker 1: and no one is allowed to take it away. Like,

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Speaker 1: no matter what I do, it doesn't mean it's gonna

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Speaker 1: work for me, but I will own it. So I

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Speaker 1: want to find out what the max crime I can commit.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to start with murder? I feel like

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Speaker 1: working backwards from there it would be a good way

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Speaker 1: to learning. You know, I tried that one time. My

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Speaker 1: one and I go to the cop that pulled me over.

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Speaker 1: and the complix to me and goes, well, I guess

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Speaker 1: you should know better than right. Yeah, that's good. That's

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Speaker 1: true because a lot of times, I know, my husband

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Speaker 1: used his PBA card and when he did something and

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Speaker 1: police officer that gave it to a women who said, really,

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Speaker 1: next time, could you do you know? Yeah, because maybe

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Speaker 1: they get embarrassed that they gave you the card and

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Speaker 1: knock on them, right, I mean, imagine if we got

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Speaker 1: be like future apologies to my brother in law, Detective

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Speaker 1: Joseph Gentilly. I'm really sorry. I think you said his name.

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Speaker 1: He might take He's the only one who can take

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Speaker 1: it away from me, but I'll run real fast. So Froggy,

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Speaker 1: I just want to go on record and say, I

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Speaker 1: think you're funnier than Lisa. Sorry here, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I think Lisa's very fun, but I think you're funny

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Speaker 1: the entire packet. Well, that's Daniel would say. Listen to me.

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Speaker 1: Daniel would say anything just to agree with Lisa. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean Lisa is fun she's funny. She just makes

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Speaker 1: me happy and smiling. Just give well, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll send her to you then, ever disagreed with Lisa, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Lisa and I have disagreed on many things, and it's

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Speaker 1: funny we have the kind of relationship that we can

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Speaker 1: agree to disagree and just move on. Garage yesterday, when

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Speaker 1: Lisa tried to say it was Froggy, Froggy's fault for

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Speaker 1: running over the garbage cans, she didn't get Because a

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Speaker 1: lot of times I feel like you'll you know friends

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Speaker 1: will side with that friend no matter what, but a

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Speaker 1: true friend would not do But we we both have

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Speaker 1: agree Sometimes if we disagree on something and we feel

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Speaker 1: like it's going in the wrong direction, we will both

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Speaker 1: say now is the time to stop discussing it because

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Speaker 1: we don't want fight. Yeah, I wish what the fights

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Speaker 1: are about. You don't want to. I wish Lisa and

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Speaker 1: I would do that. We're about to have a big

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Speaker 1: bow out right, try it and then say, Danielle told

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Speaker 1: smooth things over. I'm sure that will work really well.

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Speaker 1: Started right, the fight started. Not that Lisa is necessarily

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Speaker 1: funnier than Froggy. We were trying to figure out, do

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Speaker 1: you guys think your wives and girlfriends are funny? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I told her yesterday to say something funny and it

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Speaker 1: took her forever. And then even what she said really

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Speaker 1: wasn't that funny. It was funny the way that's hard

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Speaker 1: for anyone and say, hey, say something funny right now,

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Speaker 1: your stands up comic, be funny right now. And then

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Speaker 1: what you told us she said that actually made you

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Speaker 1: laugh was so stupid that like it makes me question you.

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Speaker 1: But I got and she came in here right now

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Speaker 1: and said what she said to me, you would laugh?

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Speaker 1: What'd you say? Because I was trying to get her

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Speaker 1: And so she's like saying things whatever, and she's out

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Speaker 1: of the blue, she just goes, alre you fine titties,

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Speaker 1: and I started laughing. I'm gonna throw this out there.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend is Facebook funny. Okay, talk about funny? Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: She is so witty and clever and hilarious on social media,

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Speaker 1: the things that she puts up on Instagram, Facebook, whatever.

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Speaker 1: In person, she's fun, but she doesn't have the quick

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Speaker 1: one liners. I think certain people are funny when they think.

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Speaker 1: When you think, and it's pre calculated and you're like,

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Speaker 1: you want to write your thoughts out, you can be

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Speaker 1: a genius, But when it comes to every day in person,

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Speaker 1: spur of the moment, maybe not so much. Is that

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Speaker 1: a fair assessment of people in our line? Okay? Good.

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Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to start screaming or yelling like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to sell your girlfriend's not funny. I was

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Speaker 1: actually really impressed by all of you guys, because I said,

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Speaker 1: do you guys think your girlfriends, are wives, whatever are funny?

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Speaker 1: And you all said yes, except for Froggy, which I

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Speaker 1: love because you know, there are so many guys in

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Speaker 1: the world who say girls are good. Who's jokes again?

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Speaker 1: And you guys admit that your your ladies are funny.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Danielle play as Sheldon, who's funny? And

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Speaker 1: who's fun What would he say? He says that he's

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Speaker 1: funny and I'm fun And then I go really, And

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Speaker 1: then even the kids in the house we'll say, yeah, Mom,

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Speaker 1: you're not funny. Dad's funny, You're fun And I go,

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Speaker 1: do you guys not know what I do for a living?

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Speaker 1: Do you know? They're like, well, you know, here's the thing, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: everyone drop something in that is fucking these funny bobs

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Speaker 1: okay right now? And then sorry, you're funny. But every

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Speaker 1: once in a while you drop on it is fucking priceless.

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Speaker 1: When you don't shoot yourself. It's still by the way,

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Speaker 1: if you encounter a stranger from now on and you're

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Speaker 1: like arguing with him and you want to say something

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Speaker 1: funny to them, tell them go ship yourself watch. They've

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Speaker 1: never been told that before and they don't know what. Ever,

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Speaker 1: I'm going a T shirt that shrself what with you

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Speaker 1: and Ship, the one that sends us pictures of you

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Speaker 1: know what I got in the picture of my ship, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't going to say this, but I'm going to

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Speaker 1: read it now. Okay, I want you guys. This is

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Speaker 1: the relationship that I had with Scotty last time. This

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Speaker 1: is the text I get from Scottie. I'm reading it verbatim.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. It's amazing that I thought of you

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Speaker 1: for some reason when I saw this, But here goes.

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Speaker 1: I went into a gross gas station bathroom today to

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Speaker 1: pee and there was shipp in the toilet already I

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Speaker 1: was gagging. I flushed it with my foot after I

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Speaker 1: I don would like you to know. Scotty came in

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Speaker 1: and regaled us with that tail this morning, and as

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Speaker 1: he was telling it was gagging the whole time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but here's my question. I thought of him. I asked,

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Speaker 1: what made you think of me when you saw that,

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Speaker 1: he said, I don't know. I guess we're ship brothers

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Speaker 1: and shipped third of every one of these podcasts. On

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute Mornings, you'll always turned to duty to

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Speaker 1: word thank you, go ship yourself. Sorry, I hate the

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Speaker 1: word duty. Whoop? All right? Can we edit the last

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Speaker 1: thirty seconds? No, we have to go thirty seconds left.

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Speaker 1: I think that's thirty seconds too much. Can we have

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Speaker 1: diamond clothes it out? Because I feel like us help

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Speaker 1: us widows, tell us anything diamonds about? Say it again?

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Speaker 1: I can't hear you. I needed to talk louder Just

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Speaker 1: and the and the fifteen Minute Morning Show with a

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Speaker 1: closing thought, any thought, what are you thinking? Um? I

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Speaker 1: have to take a ship peace of yea. She did

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Speaker 1: not see that coming? Did you see a coming coming?

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