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Speaker 1: go to the Billaggio and use the fountains as a

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Speaker 2: You got water.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's so good, that's so good.

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Speaker 2: I want to say thanks for coming, and I have

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Speaker 2: another gift for you today.

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Speaker 4: Whip it out, bananas pans.

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Speaker 1: The whole show isn't a warm banana are shocks? Banana

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Speaker 1: shock puts that some potassium.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew a pig, big big can pull me

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Speaker 5: to pig. I knew a pig, big big, sing it again.

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Speaker 5: I know a pig, big big, pull me to war.

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Speaker 5: I knew a pig, big big, sing it again.

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Speaker 4: I know a pig.

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Speaker 5: I knew a pig, big big, sing it again.

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Speaker 1: I knew a big.

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Speaker 3: What is what is good? How you're living, how you're feeling,

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Speaker 3: how you're doing it? Is the Big Podcast with Shack

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Speaker 3: where we always.

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Speaker 2: Do it just like your chest big.

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Speaker 3: Hey, now we've been getting on the peck deck, Shack,

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Speaker 3: can I give our guests, one of your favorites. A

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And then I'm gonna tell America why he's fraud.

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Speaker 3: This man put Brady in a chair and twenty six

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Speaker 3: checking if Tom's skin was thin? Rickos lit the match.

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Speaker 3: Dean Fan the flame. This man put a roast on

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Speaker 3: Netflix and it will never be the same. He carries

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Speaker 3: a banana wherever he goes. Let's welcome the legend of

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Speaker 3: this big pod show from Newark.

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Speaker 1: New Jersey City.

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Speaker 3: The Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross Lift Shultz is in the building.

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Speaker 1: Ah, thanks for having me, Adam, You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What a treat, How convenient showing up in a mall

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Speaker 1: and vagas.

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Speaker 2: I'm not laughing none of your jokes today, Shack.

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Speaker 1: Look at all these tourists outside. We gotta make this

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Speaker 1: quick as they're all lining up to watch. You're eleven

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Speaker 1: o'clock feeding. Oh, Shack is so big he could dribble

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Speaker 2: I'm mad at you, bro. Why how long I've been.

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Speaker 1: Knowing you twenty something years.

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Speaker 2: And I'm just now find like you're from New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you and me, I knew you were from Newark.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well well how come in and say nothing?

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Speaker 1: We never bonded over this. What hospital? Do you remember

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Speaker 2: Beth Israel?

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Speaker 1: You and me?

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Speaker 3: Stop?

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: When you're born September thirteenth, nineteen sixty five, that's correct.

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Speaker 2: You know what they said. I had a twin brother.

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Speaker 1: I look like something. They cut off your when you

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Speaker 1: were born. They circumcised Shack. You got me, Shack. Shacks

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about? One more? One more? Give

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Speaker 3: You know, can we go back to the one that

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Speaker 3: that clip please, of that great Shack joke from Jeff.

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Speaker 1: All right, Shack man, you look good, you look good.

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Speaker 6: Congratulations, your your knuckles ubscraped?

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Speaker 1: It's a gift. It shows the world that no matter

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Speaker 2: And not only that com made me who I am today.

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Speaker 2: How So growing up watching Red Fox, Eddie Murphy, Saturday

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 2: You know growing up from Nork. Yeah, you got to

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Speaker 2: So when was the moment you realized roasting was going

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Speaker 2: So the name of the roast Master, I heard you

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Speaker 2: or did you say you know what? I'm taking it

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Speaker 1: My first roast was in New York. I was unknown,

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Speaker 3: What is it like to go from like you said

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Speaker 3: this before second class citizens as a roast. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: it's gotten to a place where you're validated. What happens

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Speaker 1: Do you think from here on out? It's a good question.

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady, I have to give him credit. He really

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Speaker 1: out of five years of everybody chicken to do a roast,

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Speaker 2: I saw your roast.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was.

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Speaker 2: I mean you don't smile. You smile a lot, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't even bother. The world was so lost that

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Speaker 1: I said and I said, let's do it and please,

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Speaker 1: dream playing with house money now. Like I can't even

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Speaker 1: Like no one even knew what I was talking about it.

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Speaker 1: If I went to the clubs and tried out roast jokes,

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Speaker 2: I've seen all your roasts, but i've seen you live

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Speaker 2: a couple of times. I've never seen you bomb. Have

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Speaker 1: for me, like if I don't hit, only I know

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Speaker 2: Because I like to laugh and you know, I'm able

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Speaker 2: to be inside of both worlds. I'm gonna say something here.

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Speaker 2: Let me know if you agree with me. You agree

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Speaker 2: that black and white comedy.

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Speaker 1: Is different, different than each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just different like white comments and comics.

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Speaker 1: I don't see it that way because I travel with

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Speaker 2: That's my point. You could inner both worlds. A lot

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Speaker 1: It's like it's almost torture the second I find out

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Speaker 2: So your Netflix special take them an NAFL riode. It's funny.

439
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 2: I like the message you said, oh, guys should get colon. Yes,

440
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: I didn't know where you were going, but once you

441
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 2: dropped the diddy joke, it was really funny. My question

442
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 2: is why did you make it a one man show?

443
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 1: Because when I when I was young in Jersey, my

444
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: mom was sick all the time in the hospital and

445
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 1: my dad would take my sister and I to visit

446
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,919
Speaker 1: her on the weekends and then he would take us

447
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: to Broadway shows afterwards to cheer us up. And it worked.

448
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 1: And I always said, man, this is my crowd. I

449
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: like this, this is this is different than the nightclubs

450
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: and stuff I do. This, I can be more theatrical.

451
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,639
Speaker 1: I added music to it. I wanted it to be

452
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: a night out like breakfast, lunch, and dinner in one

453
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 1: show where a lot of comedy shows. You come out,

454
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: it's an hour, your trunk of your car is still hot,

455
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: and you're already done. You're like, what do we do now?

456
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: I wanted this to be a full experience and always

457
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Speaker 1: my dream to do Broadway. I love those shows, Billy Crystal,

458
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Speaker 1: Jackie Mason, I love those shows. So I wanted it

459
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Speaker 1: to be something special.

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about you talking about the roast of

461
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Speaker 3: Tom Brady, that roast Nicky Glazer is now like hosting

462
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 3: award shows. Tony Hinchclove blew up, Andrew Schultz, who is

463
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Speaker 3: somebody in the roast space that maybe hasn't even been

464
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Speaker 3: on the big stage yet that you think they're star

465
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Speaker 3: is on the rise?

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting? Oh boy? Well, every all over the world

467
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: now is roast battles. We do them and they're still

468
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Speaker 1: on TV in like ten countries in different languages, and

469
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,959
Speaker 1: they do them in comedy clubs. There's probably a thousand

470
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Speaker 1: of them now. So to me, this isn't about any

471
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 1: one person. This is like a movement. Roasting has become.

472
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: It used to be stand up sketch, improv, and now

473
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Speaker 1: you could add a fourth one for the roasting, and

474
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Speaker 1: roasting has become a worldwide not just a movement, like

475
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Speaker 1: a community. We lost a buddy, one of the Roast

476
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: Battle comics, Alex Dwang forty two. You know, left a

477
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Speaker 1: one of the door guys at the comedy store. But

478
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Speaker 1: you look up his roast battle. He comes out in

479
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: a full kill bill. He's Vietnamese outfit like. It's a

480
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 1: chance for newbies, for newjacks to come out, and doesn't

481
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: matter if you have a speech impediment. There's guys that

482
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 1: are disfigured. There's people in wheelchairs. There's good looking, ugly

483
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: fat every ethnicity. So to me, it's a wheelchair. Oh,

484
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: it's the best. It's the best because.

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Speaker 2: You're taking it too far, Jeff, he's taking it too far.

486
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, never, never too soon, never too far.

487
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Speaker 1: What do you say, Hey, you can roll with me

488
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 1: after this if you want to. It's a crip walk.

489
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Speaker 1: This is roasting his healing chef, do this. I saw

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Speaker 1: a guy the other day in New York, dude a

491
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Speaker 1: roast battle. He had no arms, and man, it was crazy.

492
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: It was freaking. Someone called him Edward scissor Arms. It

493
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: was this is healing, ed Rich, This is healing. This

494
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: is how people humanize. There's a guy. There's a guy

495
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Speaker 1: in my Netflix special. I walk around at the end

496
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Speaker 1: of my show. I'm very vulnerable and I talk about

497
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Speaker 1: my own health and it's emotional, and then I go,

498
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 1: and if I go, the audience gives me purpose. And

499
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: I go out in the crowd and I go, my

500
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Speaker 1: purpose is to heal people through roasting. So if you're

501
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Speaker 1: going through anything intense in your life right now, stand

502
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: up and I go earn your banana. My grandfather used

503
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: to say, take a banana for the ride. And I

504
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: walk around and I get to this one guy and

505
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: he stands up and he has his name's Gary. He

506
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 1: has no hands, and he goes, it's actually a positive story.

507
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm a successful designer. I've been married thirty years and

508
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: I'm here watching you, Jeff. And he gives me a

509
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: hug and he's got no hands, and I said, and

510
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: I said, uh. He said, I don't want to be

511
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: insensitive and ask for a fist bump and he laughs

512
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: and I go, uh. And I go and give it up,

513
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: you know. And he introduces his wife and I go,

514
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: this poor woman never been finger banged in her whole life.

515
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: And I hand him a banana. I go, put this

516
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: under your arm because he has no and it's like

517
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: this guy's laughing so hard, but his chest is out,

518
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: his shoulders are up. Nobody's talking to him like a

519
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: disabled person. They're talking to him like a friend. And

520
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: I think that's the healing nature of roasting.

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00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 2: Does anybody in roasting scare you? Because oh yeah, oh yeah, no,

522
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 2: you are the man, But Nikki Glazer is a monster.

523
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't want to Nikki. You don't want to.

524
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Speaker 3: Use who are they? Who's on the do Nott pocalist?

525
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: You don't want You know.

526
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Speaker 2: What's crazy about Nikki? I had never heard of her

527
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: before the time Brady roast she.

528
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Speaker 3: Went, I've been doing the roast for years, working her

529
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Speaker 3: way out.

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Speaker 2: I had to jump in her DM after that. I

531
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 2: was like, I was like, lady, Wow. She was like

532
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: thank you.

533
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, she's the greatest.

534
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: She had me, She had me scared to laugh and

535
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like she was like she.

536
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: She she is fearless, but she works harder than anyone

537
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: I know to make it great. Like greatness comes from

538
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: the effort. You know, there's natural ability for all of us,

539
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: but I think Nikki is able to really, you know,

540
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: She reminds me of like a scientist, almost like she's

541
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 1: out with her crew making notes, going over it. Perfection.

542
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 2: All right, so give me a start in five.

543
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, the do not poke starting five is good.

544
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: I would I would put kill Tony Tony Hinchcliff.

545
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 2: Up there, he's yeah, he was.

546
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: Yes. He came out of the crowd at the tom

547
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: Vidio rood. I missed patrise O'Neil remember Patrill. Yeah, patrise

548
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: was one of the greats. Patrisea's elegance, Patrisea's mastery. He

549
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: came out, you know, big black dude, leather suit and

550
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: he and he said, I don't want to do the roast.

551
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, I'd ask him every year

552
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: because I knew he was really good. Just sitting around

553
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: at the comedy club with people. He said, I don't

554
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: want to. I don't know anybody. I don't want to

555
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: do it. Finally I get him to do the Charlie

556
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: Sheen roast and he's like, I don't have any material,

557
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: I don't have any friends here. I go call that.

558
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: Just pay attention to trees and roast the roast go

559
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,719
Speaker 1: on at the end, watch everything that everybody does, and

560
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: just roast the roast, so I'd put him on there.

561
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: I put Kevin Hart on there for us megastar. Kevin

562
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 1: has no filter. He's the only star I've ever met

563
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: that will say anything. He's just remember he just walked

564
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: out at the Brady roast in minute one. He's like

565
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: you Tom. You know Tom Brady messed up a lot

566
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: of weekends for those Philadelphia Eagles fans, so I get

567
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: why he wanted some revenge. So I would definitely put

568
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: Kevin up there. And if you want to go back

569
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: to me for me, you could put Don Rickles on there.

570
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: Don had the black belt and busting balls. Don should

571
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: get away with you know, we're at the Wind Hotel

572
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: right now. I'll never forget when we roasted Steve Win

573
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: for charity in Vegas. I came out and I was fine.

574
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: I was young, hitting my jokes. Don Rickles came out

575
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: and he starts going on Steve Win. You know, Steve

576
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: Winn had this degenerative eye disease where very sadly he

577
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: was losing his eyesight slowly. And Don Fran's waving his

578
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: hands in front of the guy like this. He's like

579
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: he just mocking him, and yeah, and Steve winn Is

580
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: just convulsing with laughter. It made him feel so good.

581
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: He wasn't being treated like an infant. He was being

582
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: treated like a man and a boss. And so Rickles

583
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: is probably my number one grand sense master goat of

584
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: all time.

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Speaker 3: Him on the Carson Show. Yeah, just watch like I've

586
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 3: never seen Johnny Carson laugh like that to the point

587
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 3: where it's still Don is a little bit like Charles

588
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: Barkley in terms of these guys can say whatever they

589
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 3: want and no one gets upset to kind of like

590
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 3: get crazier, get at more nuts. It still works out.

591
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 2: I first saw Don Rickles when I think they were

592
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 2: doing the roast of Ronald Reagan and Emmanuel Lewis came

593
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: out and said, don be funny, and Don the first

594
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: black kid that will never play basketball.

595
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: You know what that was? That was Reagan's inaugur race.

596
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: That wasn't even a roast. He was becoming.

597
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 3: President when he did that.

598
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: That is called fearlessness.

599
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: So you talk about your grandfather and the story about

600
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: the banana, can you elaborate for the fans.

601
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: What that means. When I was an open mic comedian,

602
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: I lived in New Jersey still and my parents were gone.

603
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: My parents died when I was a teenager, so my

604
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: grandfather and I lived together and we were like best friends.

605
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: All my friends became his friends. We ate every meal together,

606
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: we wore each other's jack like we were besties, like

607
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: two brothers, even though he's my grandfather, and in fact,

608
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: I would take him to his doctor appointments during the

609
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: day I was young, and at night I would go

610
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: into New York and try to get on stage at

611
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: the open mics, and my pop would always say, champ here,

612
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: take a banana for the ride. And I'd be like,

613
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 1: I don't need a banana. I'll be fine. He's like, no, no, no,

614
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: you never know. You might get stuck in traffic, you

615
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: get blown blood sugar, you know, pinch you can use

616
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: it as a dildo. You don't know what's going to happen.

617
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: But it was also like his way of saying, I

618
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: can't go with you, but I'm there with you on

619
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: the ride. It's like a tough guy's way of saying

620
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: I love you. And my grandfather more than anyone, taught

621
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: me about resilience, bouncing back, world beater energy. He called it.

622
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: See this ring right here, shack. This is a steel

623
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: bolt from a nazi U boat from World War Two.

624
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: The US Navy was getting their kicked. They finally, after

625
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: a couple of years, captured one nazi U boat brought

626
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: it back to America to learn how to works. It

627
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: changed the whole war around. My Popjack was a shipbuilder

628
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: and Ball Baltimore and his crew was in charge of

629
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: this sub for a couple of days maintaining it. So

630
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: he stole a bolt off it. He sanded it down,

631
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: he made a ring. He wore his whole life, and

632
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: whenever he needed a little luck, little that world beater energy,

633
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: he would tap it on something so that he said

634
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: to me, you know when I go, I want you

635
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: to wear it. Right at the end, I was with him.

636
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: We didn't have a lot of people around. I pulled

637
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: it off them. I never take it off, and whenever

638
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: I need a little bit of that world beater energy,

639
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: I tap it on something. I think about my Popjack.

640
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think about this chicken Denver I finger bang

641
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: one time, but mostly I think about my grandpa. They

642
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: both have big hands.

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00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 2: You sure it was a shoe?

644
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 3: Do you have like jokes kind of like in this

645
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 3: rolodex in your mind? In this library that like if

646
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 3: I set a name, you would have stuff like if

647
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 3: I was like Lebron James.

648
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: No, okay, yes, I could do some of this, but

649
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: you don't. I think you shoot your load for when

650
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: they go let me roast you because you see Lebron

651
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: James and I go, I can't give that away. Lebron

652
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Speaker 1: and I saw. I met him at the zero Bond

653
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Speaker 1: opening here to win a few weeks ago, and I said,

654
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Speaker 1: I said, uh, I said, Lebron, one day you're going

655
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: to retire. Now I don't know when. And just like Tom,

656
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Speaker 1: you're gonna the world's gonna want to see. We're gonna

657
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: honor you in the way that the world honors someone

658
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: like you a goat. And he's like, oh, he shook

659
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: his head. He kind of knew it had to happen,

660
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: but also wasn't quite prepared for it. So I think

661
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Speaker 1: Lebron more than anyone is on my wish list.

662
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I want to know the wish Do you want to?

663
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Speaker 3: Can you share some of the wish list or the

664
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Speaker 3: ones you tried.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty obvious if Kanye was healthy, he'd

666
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: be a great one. Yes, you know you got to

667
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: give Kim Kardashian credit for coming to the Tom Brady Roach.

668
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: She would be a great one. She even stuck around afterwards,

669
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: you know, and took the hits and I said, why

670
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: didn't you leave? And she goes, I don't want to

671
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: roast and ghost. And I was so impressed by her

672
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: for saying that she didn't want to roast and leave.

673
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: She stayed there and let us all talk to her.

674
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: So she's definitely up there. Eminem would be a great road, right.

675
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder is one of my heroes. I already see

676
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: the tagline the Netflix roast of Stevie Wonder. You got

677
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: to hear it to believe.

678
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever hear my Stevie Warri Stevie Wonders

679
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 2: tell me? So we lived in the same building on Wilsher. Yeah,

680
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 2: and you know you could park in the front or

681
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 2: you can go underground and you know, park the car.

682
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 2: So one day he's already in the elevator. I hit

683
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 2: the elevator. He comes down. Stevie's ay by myself, so

684
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 2: I don't want to say anything, so I just steal

685
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 2: kind of scoop next to him. He's like, what's that

686
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: big diesel? And he hits his floor, and he hits

687
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 2: his floor, and I'm like and like, I knew he

688
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 2: lived in the villa. That was like my first time

689
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 2: say I said, that was up. He hit this floor.

690
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 2: He gets off. I couldn't wait to call up hill Man,

691
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 2: Steve Hee, come up, bro, I got an elevator. The

692
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: dude looks at me, He's like, what's a big diesel

693
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 2: hit the floor? I was like, true story.

694
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: That's so cool.

695
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 2: Did you ever meet Red Fox?

696
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: I never met Red Fox?

697
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted, like I've I've I've met all my

698
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 2: favorite comedians except Red Fox.

699
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: I never got to meet Red Fox, although I watched

700
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: his show religiously and he has one of my I'm

701
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: so glad you, Bob. I forgot about this joke. I

702
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: don't know. He used to do this joke about uh,

703
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: I can curse on here?

704
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: Right?

705
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: Of course. He used to say the words and are

706
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: interchangeable unless you use them. Uh literally, he goes, if

707
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: you don't, but if you don't, Red Fox roasted so simple, right, Yeah, you.

708
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: Got some fans out there, Jeff, hell you fans.

709
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: What's up? Fans? What's going on? We we actually shack

710
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: look shack in Vegas He's gonna go to the Billaggio

711
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: and use the fountains as a water fountain. Later shacks

712
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: so big he uses he feeds himself peanuts with it. Netflix,

713
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: take a banana for the red.

714
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh man.

715
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 1: This is fun being the casino here. I'm I'm shouting

716
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 1: out the I'm doing Atlantic City and Reno, a couple

717
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 1: of casinos in June, so maybe the fans will come

718
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: see me and I'll try out I'll try out my

719
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: shack jokes at that. From the fields of it.

720
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 2: Let's go. Two hundred years of tequila making to this

721
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Speaker 2: have led up to this.

722
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Speaker 3: Luna Zool puts tradition above trends and brings out the

723
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724
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Speaker 2: Big Power Poloma Ooh, crafted with pride for what's inside,

725
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Speaker 2: one hundred percent blue Weber agave and no extras diesel.

726
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Speaker 3: This is looking pretty good.

727
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Speaker 2: She won't have to make me one of those two.

728
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Speaker 2: If the Big Pole Poloma may with Lunazool tequila, and

729
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Speaker 2: of course it's gonna be good.

730
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Speaker 3: Woo. That's nice, thank you, It's phenomenal.

731
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Speaker 2: Those who know look to Luna.

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733
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Speaker 3: Think wisely, drink wisely.

734
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna take two.

735
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: Oh gosh.

736
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: Today we're talking power moves, you know what I mean?

737
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 2: Those moments where somebody steps up and changes the game.

738
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: Like when somebody goes from overlook to undeniable, puts in

739
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 2: the work and secures the win. That's a power move. Well,

740
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 2: when you bet on yourself, build something from nothing and

741
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: it takes off, that's a power move. Or when you

742
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 2: stay ready, or when you stay so ready when your

743
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: moment comes, you deliver. Now that's a power move. And

744
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: here's another one. Hiring Morgan and Morgan. That's a power

745
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: move of all power moves. Morgan and Morgan is America's

746
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: largest injury law firm, with over one hundred offices and

747
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 2: more than a thousand lawyers nationwide. They've recovered over thirty

748
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 2: million dollars for more than five hundred thousand clients, fighting

749
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Speaker 2: to get people full and fair compensation. Power moves over here,

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Speaker 2: only on the Big Pod. If you're injured due to

751
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Speaker 2: someone else's negligence, you deserve to be paid. You can

752
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Speaker 2: check out Morgan and Morgan and their fee is free.

753
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Speaker 2: Unless they win. For more info, go to fourther people

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Speaker 2: dot com, slash the Big or Dow pound law that's

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Speaker 2: pound five to nine. This is a paid advertisement.

756
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Speaker 3: So we play a game called white people or Black People.

757
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna list random things or objects

758
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 3: and then you tell me if it's black people or

759
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 3: white people. Shack is the dependentive source on this, all right,

760
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 3: similar to you. We had Tom Brady.

761
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 1: We the way that belch that was Shacks.

762
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 3: That's enough peanuts for today, Like we did water and

763
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 3: Shack and Tom Brady agreed that water was white people.

764
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 3: Just to give you a case baseline. Yeah, first one

765
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 3: will be talking to dogs like their people.

766
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 2: Thats WPS.

767
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: Of course, my whole shows about my German shepherds. I

768
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: love my dogs and I talk to them as my friends.

769
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 3: You don't talk to your dogs. How do you talk

770
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 3: to your dog?

771
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: Sit? Come, stay, relax. So I have it to where

772
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: when I come, as soon as I walk up, they

773
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: sit right, and I'll say stay, and I'll go like

774
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: about one hundred yards as I go, and then I'll

775
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 2: run to them and then I feed the'll go. Yeah,

776
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: so that talk about three pit bulls in one bully.

777
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 2: Oh man. Ye, ain't no talking when when I come

778
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 2: in the room, sit you down and don't move till

779
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: I tell you or else. And Jeff, how do you

780
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 2: talk to your dogs?

781
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: I tell them my my, my puppy. Nipsey, she's sick

782
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: German shepherd. I talked to her like she's my wife.

783
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: I love you, Nipsey. Come sit in to bed, Nipsey.

784
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: What do you want to watch tonight? Nipsey? Yeah? No,

785
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: I love this dog. Do you let her?

786
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 3: Do you let her kiss your mouth?

787
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: I let her lick my Well, what are you talking about?

788
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: I love this dog. Yeah.

789
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: Dog's looking at white.

790
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: Yes.

791
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

792
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 1: By the way, she howls, she's in my show. At

793
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: the end of the Netflix show, she comes out and

794
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: we sing on Broadway together, very cathartic. I go oh,

795
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: And she just the whole audience with.

796
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 3: Her sitting in the front row of a comedy show.

797
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 3: White people are black people.

798
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Speaker 1: White people are afraid, but they do it. But I

799
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: think black people will do it like for sport. They

800
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: want to be in the show, right. They come there wearing.

801
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 3: A chance to be in the show tonight.

802
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: And I just getting ready to say sps shock people.

803
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: And I definitely sit up front so you can talk,

804
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 2: so you can get it out of the way. Yeah,

805
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: you can get it out of the way. I got it.

806
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 2: I remember one night at the improv, the Black Girb

807
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 2: on Saturday Night off, which one the tall one.

808
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 3: Like Leslie Jones.

809
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 2: Leslie, she killed me for a whole hour, Yeah, went off.

810
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, you got to the point that she's just

811
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: a whole you blackf me and you have a peak

812
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: old black. I bet you're black pig black me and

813
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: you two naked black.

814
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I know exactly what she said.

815
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: She said, yes show Jones shout, yeah, childhood idol.

816
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good, she went off. She's actually scared because

817
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 2: she just kept look at you. I don't want them.

818
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: Oh, like god, you can't, you can't. I mean, at

819
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: a comedy show, you have to be a good sport, right,

820
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: people come at you. You're you're a target.

821
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 2: That was part of my routine. And I don't know

822
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,720
Speaker 2: if it's still like this, But Monday was the improv,

823
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: Tuesday was a comedy store, and then Sunday was a

824
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: chocolate Sundays. Yeah, and then they had enough, had a laught, right,

825
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: and then they had another another couple of bars you

826
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 2: can go to. But Monday, if I had a Monday

827
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: and Tuesday off was at the improv of the Comedy Store.

828
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Speaker 1: What do you think the relationship is between comedy and athletes.

829
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: Do you think it's like a stress relief, Like some

830
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: guys will go to a strip club, some guys go

831
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: to a comedy It's.

832
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,919
Speaker 2: Definitely a stress relief. But you know, I'm a true fan.

833
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 2: I don't care what you guys say because I know

834
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: it's your job. Yeah, and it's your job to be funny,

835
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: so you know, sometimes the joke, the you know, the

836
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 2: jokes may be personal, and some of these guys are

837
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 2: too high on themselves.

838
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: They take a person. So glad you reminded me of

839
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: the story to your point. Whatever year it was, We're

840
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: Roaston EMMITTT. Smith for Shack's charity and I get a letter,

841
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: I get a letter. I get a letter from Shaq,

842
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: and I knew it was really from Shack because it

843
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: was spelled s h A c K. You didn't know

844
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: how to spell back then, but you've since figured it

845
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: out and asking me to come rosse Emmitt Smith for

846
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: your charity, and I come out and I said, I

847
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: want to do it, but I want I want you

848
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: to stop booking white guys. I want to beat a

849
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: white guy on the show. So it's Jamie Fox, right,

850
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: the Tory Brothers, a couple others, and I'm like a

851
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: little walkthrough rehearsal sound check, and I meet you and

852
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: you shake my hand and I look up. It's a

853
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: couple of feet between my head and your head, and

854
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: you go ross, you go and leave me hanging. And

855
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: I look down and you're trying to shake my hand,

856
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: but it's so far my head's turned this way, but

857
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: your head and I shake your hand. I go, I'm

858
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: a little nervous. Like Emmitt Smith, what's he like? Like,

859
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 1: my jokes are pretty raw? Is he gonna be okay

860
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: with this? Are you gonna be okay with this? Because

861
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: you saw what I was coming with and you said,

862
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: no one ever told me to hold back on the court.

863
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: I would never tell you to hold back on your field.

864
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, Wow, that's a champion. That's great

865
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: inspiration right there. That's like a coach you. And then

866
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: we did the show. We did the show. Moose Johnson

867
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: got out of control. Jamis threw a chair at Jamie Fox.

868
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 3: He got actually angry he did? Is this whole thing?

869
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I've only seen the Jamie Fox. This is

870
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 3: your conscience. I haven't seen the Moose Johnson clip.

871
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: The Moose Johnson. I don't know if they clipped it

872
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: out or whatever we did disappeared or whatever. That would

873
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: have been your your.

874
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: Not protecting them about this. You know people didn't want

875
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 2: so I did this hallow favor. Do you remember what

876
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: happened with the Doug guy.

877
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: He's around No? No, but oh, I mean he was.

878
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: He wasn't supposed to be on a roast, right, Doug Williams.

879
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we were all having a meeting, right us,

880
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: Jamie a couple of other guys. I don't know if

881
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 2: he was in the meeting, and he kept saying put

882
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: me on, and James and now we already got it,

883
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: but he kept saying me, put me on. And then

884
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: he says in front of the producers, I'm funnier than Jamie.

885
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 2: I didn't know this, and then Jamie was like, okay,

886
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 2: put them all.

887
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: I did not know this.

888
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what happened.

889
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 3: It explained so wow, I did not because Jamie didn't

890
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 3: take his foot off the way.

891
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: Don't people know that no one said that part of

892
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: the story.

893
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 2: I'm telling you now that.

894
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: I saw Jamie the other day. It's not a time

895
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: I see him. It doesn't come up.

896
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 2: And he chill man. He said, come on, man, put

897
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: me on. Chill man. I'm trying to get on. James like,

898
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 2: you're not ready for this, and I'm funnier than him,

899
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 2: and Jamie turned around.

900
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: Show. There's more to that night that I'll never forget.

901
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: After the show, the show was fun. I got killed.

902
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: You played the clips, you were laughing so hard. EMMITTT.

903
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: Smith was such a good sport. Like, it was so

904
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: much fun. Everybody who's anybody in Vegas was in that crowd. Afterwards,

905
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: the casino's hot because now you got a couple thousand

906
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: people liquored up. They just saw this crazy show. You're

907
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: playing craps. You'll never remember this, but you had a

908
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: brand new ring on. You were just the man. You're

909
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 1: playing crabs. And I walked to the casino by myself.

910
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: Now I've done the show. Now it's charity. I'm not

911
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: getting paid, you know, I'm doing them there for charity.

912
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: But suddenly, like I'm like, oh, this could be fun.

913
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: Shack's playing craps. So I sneak in basically next to you,

914
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: and I say to the pit boss, you're playing for

915
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: big money. But I took my little one hundred dollars

916
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: or whatever it was, and I said, just cover shacks bets.

917
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: I want to cover shacks bets and you hot. You're

918
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 1: running hot Shack now as a crowd now is fifty

919
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: people like around and I made one thousand dollars. This

920
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: isn't two thousand and two, right, So I had no money.

921
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: Suddenly hot, I'm a thousand dollars up and a charity gick.

922
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: It was my one of my funnest casino experiences I'd

923
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: ever had, was doing that chakra.

924
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 3: That was awesome.

925
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. And not to bring up something sad,

926
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: but like I was. I was driving by the Staples

927
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: Center when Kolbe passed away and a big limousine maybe

928
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: it was like a I don't know what you had

929
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: back then, but I out of the corner, I'm at

930
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: a red light and I see a big car stop.

931
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: Just there's like a vigil what they call it a

932
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: vigil hangar candle posters. Shack just got out of his car.

933
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: It wasn't about autographs and pictures. It was about hugs.

934
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: You walked around hugging, hugging, hugging. I pulled over. I

935
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: watched this from fifty yards away. I got emotional. You

936
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 1: hugged everybody that needed a hug, and you got back

937
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 1: in your car. I was like, Yes, how'd you know that?

938
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: I was just driving by. I saw that. That's just

939
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: as a guy driving.

940
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody knows that.

941
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: No, I saw it. I'll never forget it. And my

942
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: point is, Shack is a healer. Shack is important to people,

943
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 1: so in a world of darkness, to bring in light

944
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: and laughter and show the world that you can laugh

945
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: at yourself and that thick skin is a quality that

946
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: people need.

947
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 2: What I do know about you is you're always going

948
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,959
Speaker 2: to say what's on your mind. Yeah, in this world

949
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 2: where we live in now, and you alluded to it earlier,

950
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 2: cancelizations and all that. Do you have a filter and

951
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 2: how do you adjust that filter? And do you even

952
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 2: worry about the filter? Because I don't really worry about

953
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 2: the filter, but sometimes I have to adjust. Yeah, what

954
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 2: I want to say, I mean, do you have those issues?

955
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: I don't have those issues because I evolve as the

956
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: times evolve. If it's funny to me, it's probably funny

957
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: to everybody, got it. I don't go, oh, am I

958
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 1: more outlandish than the times. I evolve with the times,

959
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: and people come to me for roast comedy. So if

960
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 1: I start watering it down, nobody wants their medicine water down.

961
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: Comedy is medicine. They want their medicine potent. And that's

962
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: my mission, that's my purpose in life.

963
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: Do you worry about certain certain organizations now, like when

964
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 2: you do your jokes? Okay, cool?

965
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: Well, I you know, I work for the USO. Just

966
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: came back from performing for the troops all over the

967
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: Middle East over Christmas. I worked for Meals on Wheels.

968
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: I raise money for them. I do a lot of

969
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: charity Scluff Sclaroderma Research Foundation, And to me, it's all

970
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: part of who I am. I couldn't get away with

971
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: this if I wasn't being if it wasn't coming from

972
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: affection from a loving place. Hey, penguin got every gangster

973
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: walking by here.

974
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,479
Speaker 3: That's Check's favorite game.

975
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: Is you know who he looks like?

976
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like, oh man, oh this is fun.

977
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 2: So my friends at the General want to know if

978
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 2: you can go back and give young Jeff for breaking

979
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: life or in your career? What would that be and why.

980
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: A young a break? Wow? Man? I always go wow, man.

981
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: I wish I'd gotten this part or that part earlier sooner,

982
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: but I was waiting. Paying your dues is worth it? Well,

983
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: you want to be great, there's no shortcuts, So I

984
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 1: would make young Jeff work for That's my answer.

985
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because you're at a point now

986
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 3: where you talked about the three pillars of comedy now

987
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 3: being four with the Roast. I don't know if it

988
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 3: happens if you weren't as determined over this process, because

989
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: who you are now is like this amalgamation of the

990
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,919
Speaker 3: last thirty years of what you've created, and now you're

991
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 3: like the overseer. You're like the umbudsman of Roast comedy

992
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 3: and it's uh, I love it. The journey makes the

993
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 3: destination that much sweeter.

994
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: I think so, because there's, like you say, canceled if

995
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: worried about this, I feel like I pulled, pushed through

996
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 1: all that.

997
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 3: Yes, it's over right.

998
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: It's like, well, who could cancel me for what? For

999
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: making a joke twenty years ago about my friend?

1000
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 2: Right?

1001
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 3: Jack Jeff is kind of the black Panther of comedy

1002
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 3: if you think about it.

1003
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: Oh he is. I've been known for twenty years. He's

1004
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 2: funny as hell. Who's on the home I gotta take this.

1005
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 3: He's picking up his phone during the podcast.

1006
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,520
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1007
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,520
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Speaker 2: your your new Netflix special. Would you like to tell

1043
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 2: us a story? How you found out that you had

1044
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Speaker 2: colon cancer? And and and before you before you answer that,

1045
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 2: me and a lot of men and a lot of

1046
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 2: black men. We feel like we're superhuman. We don't go

1047
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 2: to the doctor. So did you have certain symptoms that say, okay,

1048
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 2: now need to go to the doctor.

1049
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: Well, when Shat goes to get to kolonoskar be they

1050
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 1: got to use a garden host to get up there. Man,

1051
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: you got they could put a full thirty five millimeter

1052
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: camera up there, they wouldn't even get the whole shot.

1053
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Speaker 1: But after the Tom Brady Rose, I had a couple

1054
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: weeks off because I've been working hard, and I was like,

1055
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: let me finally go do this. My buddy Jordan had

1056
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: been texting our text chain, telling all our buddies go

1057
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Speaker 1: get a call. And I was like, I don't have

1058
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: a wife nagging me. I don't have anybody telling me

1059
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 1: to go do these things. So I waited too long.

1060
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: I didn't have any symptoms. I was just like, let

1061
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: me go get a kohen oskar because that's what you're

1062
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: supposed to do at a certain age. And I waited

1063
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Speaker 1: too long. If you're listening to this and you're forty

1064
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Speaker 1: forty five, especially if this type of thing runs in

1065
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Speaker 1: your family, just go do it. The Kolonaska by itself

1066
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 1: is nothing. They give you those Michael Jackson drugs. You're

1067
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Speaker 1: out for an hour, you wake up, you feel like,

1068
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: feel great.

1069
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Speaker 2: I hate going to the doctor.

1070
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 3: Have you done a colonoscopy?

1071
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,839
Speaker 2: No? I did the other thing though, I don't want

1072
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 2: to talk about it, and your penis No. The other

1073
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 2: thing where they checked your temperature. Yeah, they check your temperature,

1074
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 2: and I want to talk about.

1075
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 1: It, Shack. But you you can't discourage people that you

1076
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: started this. You gotta encourage me.

1077
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Speaker 2: I'm not saying I went to the doctor and I

1078
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,280
Speaker 2: had experienced I don't want to talk.

1079
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 3: About you're okay. White people, white people's finger in the.

1080
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it.

1081
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 3: Clearly, white people said, Jeff.

1082
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: You need to get an endoscopy and a colonoscopy. You

1083
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: this is the mode on the podcast. This is the

1084
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:46,879
Speaker 1: most fixable type of illness you could have, like if

1085
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: you catch that stuff early, like me, I had two

1086
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: friends die last week six, So all is to say

1087
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: it could have been me. Yeah, and I'm grateful for

1088
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: my life. So if I'm going to sit here on

1089
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 1: your show and say a collen oscopy save me.

1090
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,879
Speaker 3: Would you say that was the most impactful finger you've

1091
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 3: had in your.

1092
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,959
Speaker 1: Most impactful I've ever had. I'll tell you that it's

1093
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: not a finger in your it's you take first of

1094
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: all the cleansing, all this prep work. Feels good. So

1095
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 1: you got to drink to drink, drink to drink.

1096
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 2: I did it one time, a long time ago, six

1097
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 2: I remember.

1098
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it must have been okay because you're not

1099
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: you haven't had to go back. It's the easiest thing

1100
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: to do.

1101
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 2: So they put you to sleep. Yeah, okay, so yeah, okay.

1102
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: You could team up with a buddy. Say you and

1103
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: me were going to the you do it together. Yes,

1104
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: that way, you're both together, you take the ride together.

1105
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:54,760
Speaker 1: It's fun.

1106
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 3: I think we should do this as a podcast.

1107
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 1: Colin Oscar Shack getting one in June. If you want

1108
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: to come with me. I got a great doctor.

1109
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 3: And I think if we're doing it.

1110
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 2: As we show the fans the camera in your I.

1111
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 3: Don't really want them to see that, like do they

1112
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 3: Is that the one where the poop comes out in

1113
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 3: the tube or is that one that's like a colon klean.

1114
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: You just take a look. They just take a look.

1115
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: If there's polyps in there, look ten minutes nothing. I'm

1116
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: gonna do it now.

1117
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 3: That YouTube headline look inside shacks would do number.

1118
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: Joking aside, I got inside joke.

1119
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: I'm not the guy for that title.

1120
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 3: Former guests, what happened Nothing, He's just making Dwight Howard

1121
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 3: say say stop, Jeff, get to get the main point out.

1122
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: The main point is if, after all this discussion, and

1123
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: you're giving me this platform to talk about Colin oscobys,

1124
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: if God forbid, something happened to you two after making jokes,

1125
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: it would be pretty freaking you. Everything you did for

1126
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: those people outside the Staples Center when I was talking

1127
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: about earlier about Kobe, you would undo that. I jeez,

1128
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: and and you'll feel so good. And it's also a

1129
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: way to show your girl, your kids that you care

1130
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: about them too, because you're looking out for yourself.

1131
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 2: I want to say thanks for coming, and I have

1132
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 2: another gift for you today.

1133
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: Whip it out. That's the whole show. Is it aata banana?

1134
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: Oh it's so lucile, holy shot in potassium? Oh delicious?

1135
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: All right, give me give me a big banana, Give me.

1136
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 2: Forty seconds of Charles Barkley, Ross, come on in this,

1137
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 2: make us laugh.

1138
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: Let's go. Charles Barkley, so dumb. That's it. Charles is

1139
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: so dumb.

1140
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 3: What an idiot? Look at this idiot?

1141
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: That was fun when we did the NBA All Star Week.

1142
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so Shaq, Shaq had said an video, Shack

1143
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 3: does this. We don't know exactly what it means. It's

1144
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 3: just something he thinks is really funny. So we can

1145
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 3: watch it now. It's a It's a video of a

1146
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 3: dad absolutely destroying it.

1147
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 2: First of all, I didn't think it was funny, but

1148
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 2: go ahead, I want to I want to see it. No,

1149
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 2: it wasn't a coach, it was another dad.

1150
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 3: All right, let's see this clip.

1151
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 2: We'll react to it. Look, two kids are fighting, Jeff, Yeah,

1152
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 2: I'm on. Two kids are fighting and one dad comes

1153
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 2: out and grabs the other kid and say, hey, I

1154
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 2: don't touch my kid.

1155
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeap, Oh my god.

1156
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, So Shak, why did you send this? What was

1157
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 3: What would you want to talk about?

1158
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 2: I want to ask what would you do? Adam? You

1159
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 2: have a little man? No?

1160
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't know.

1161
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 3: Well oh no, no, I have many thoughts on this.

1162
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll go ahead.

1163
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 3: Number one. First, number one, let's say, let's just assume

1164
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 3: older white guy was dad of the white kid.

1165
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not a white a black thing.

1166
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 3: He grabbed the other kid that wasn't his. First of all,

1167
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 3: you can't be touching that kid. Focus if you're really

1168
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 3: worried about your kid's safety, go focus on him.

1169
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 2: It's unfortunate that was a white guy versus black guy.

1170
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 2: But but this ain't a white black thing. This is

1171
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 2: a father protecting his son thing totally. This is a

1172
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,439
Speaker 2: this is a lion king and simba thing. You mentioned

1173
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 2: the simba you have to do.

1174
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 3: You're asking me if I was the dad that that

1175
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 3: hit the other guy, would I have done that as well?

1176
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 2: If somebody I was a little man, I think i'd

1177
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 2: see red. Yeah, so I see, I see both sides.

1178
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 2: But you know, I've actually been in that position before

1179
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 2: where a guy bout my son. I couldn't touch him

1180
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 2: up in the gym with everybody was looking, but after outside.

1181
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 3: I touch like really like put his hands on them

1182
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 3: just you know, it.

1183
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 2: Was just you know, got in his face and you're

1184
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 2: just talking to it. So like everybody was looking at me.

1185
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 2: See what I was gonna do. When the phone start

1186
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 2: coming out brick City, no witnesses. So I waited that

1187
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 2: other thing and said, my man, if you ever do

1188
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 2: that again, I'll kill you. I'm gonna knock your teeth

1189
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 2: out your mouth. Oh no, no, I said, no, no, no,

1190
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 2: the little kids let him come play. If you ever

1191
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 2: say anything to my son again, I'm gonna knock your

1192
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 2: mother got your mouth. It wasn't like that, but that

1193
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 2: right there, you put your hands on my babies. It's

1194
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 2: a wrap. It's a wrap, and I hate that people

1195
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 2: try to make it a black and white thing that's

1196
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 2: a father protecting or something.

1197
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 3: Totally.

1198
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 2: I definitely would have did the same thing.

1199
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: But my only reaction to that is I got bullied

1200
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: as a kid. Roasting making fun of the bully neutralize

1201
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: the bully. So if you're getting picked on and you're

1202
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: young out there, if somebody young out there is listen

1203
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: to this. I don't speak to that video specifically that situation,

1204
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: but like roasting, being able to humiliate a bully, that's

1205
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: more devastating than a punch in the face. That cut

1206
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: that person will put his tail between his legs and

1207
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: you will never bother you again.

1208
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 3: Check if you ever had a moment when you were

1209
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 3: coming up and you held your own and commented back,

1210
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 3: or were you always kind of the big kid and

1211
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 3: it wasn't an issue.

1212
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 2: We called it snapping. Yeah, and ranking right, I was

1213
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 2: one of the top rankers. Yeah, because I was a bully.

1214
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 2: And then Fort Stewart, Georgia, Hinesville, Georgia. Uh, touch his

1215
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 2: kid up pretty bad, start having the seizure. I wish

1216
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 2: I could find a man that saved them, because I would,

1217
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 2: because I would, I would hug this man saved my life.

1218
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 2: There's something save the kid. I got suspended. When I

1219
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 2: get home, my father touched me up. But then my

1220
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 2: mother explain to me, baby, you're way too big. You

1221
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 2: can hurt somebody.

1222
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 1: Chill.

1223
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 2: So that's when I developed other ways to get people

1224
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 2: to like me. Because you don't like me. Now, I

1225
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,959
Speaker 2: got to make you scared of me, like I wanted

1226
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 2: people scared, like when I walk down the hall, want

1227
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 2: people move. Got of it because because remember when you

1228
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 2: were in the military, you're moving every four years. So

1229
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 2: after I establish myself with this school, now I got

1230
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 2: to go re establish myself. So you're looking at this

1231
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 2: big kid, and you know he has a speech impediment.

1232
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 2: He looks dumb, he mumbles, so you know you think

1233
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 2: he's the word that you know, we can't say anymore.

1234
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 2: So I said, Okay, I'm gonna make these fear of me.

1235
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 2: So now I got to get other ways. So now

1236
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 2: I was I was the class clowns. So when it

1237
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 2: came to ranking and telling jokes, mama mama jokes, I

1238
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 2: was a specialist at that. What was what was your

1239
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 2: go to? It depends like I could, like, you know,

1240
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 2: look at a person and say, you know and just

1241
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 2: you know, go off the top. My That's why I

1242
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 2: always think if I got somebody like him write me

1243
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 2: the jokes, I think I can pull it off. But

1244
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 2: my only fear in comedy. You know this, If those

1245
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 2: first three jokes don't hit, you've done. Yeah, you're done.

1246
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: But if I was coaching you at a roast for

1247
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 1: your rebuttal, you'll still go back to your roads for

1248
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 1: a second, the rebuttal, which you have not done yet,

1249
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: because even at the Emmon Smith rows like you weren't.

1250
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 1: It was his rebuttal, right, he was polite. You would

1251
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 1: earn by taking the hits for two hours. You earned

1252
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: so much good will that you could say anything after that.

1253
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: And I liked it. I like what you're saying about

1254
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 1: your childhood experience. That was a that was a core

1255
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 1: memory for you because you realized, Yeah, everyone, we've all

1256
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 1: heard it right on the school yard. I want to

1257
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: be feared and liked, but that will only that's only

1258
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: good for a local to be the superstar. To be

1259
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: feared is one thing, but to be beloved, and once

1260
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 1: you learned you could be beloved, that's so much stronger.

1261
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 2: I agree, So thank you, brother. That Kevin Kevin harr

1262
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 2: ROAs is gonna be terrible. I hope nobody watches it.

1263
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the worst roast. We're going to shoot

1264
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: him out of a cannon.

1265
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 3: Against the wall.

1266
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 2: And you know what, that roast may be a little funny.

1267
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: It's going to be so good.

1268
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 2: You're laugh at my jokes.

1269
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: A little funny. I didn't catch I didn't catch that.

1270
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:43,919
Speaker 2: I suck.

1271
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: I'm done. No, come on, Shack. I hope you come out.

1272
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: You're probably working that day. But I like that you

1273
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: do the broadcasting. You do the basketball with Barkley to

1274
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: make to make him look smart. That was a fun one.

1275
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 1: When you had to explain all the jokes to Barrow,

1276
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:00,919
Speaker 1: that was fun.

1277
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:03,959
Speaker 3: Postmaster General Jeff Rons, thank you, Jeff.

1278
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 2: We love you, brother.

1279
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: I love you guys, and I love the.

1280
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 2: Yeah baby, that's right.

1281
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: Peace, Thank loving man. That's so fun.

1282
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 3: This has been a playmaker production