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Speaker 1: Doubles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I do. Go whenever I'm at friends' houses partying,

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Speaker 1: we have a little drink, I.

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Speaker 3: Get tipsy, and I go on my friend's phones to

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Speaker 3: look at my excess profiles.

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Speaker 4: I do that sober really Yeah, but do your friends

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Speaker 4: know that you're using their phones to do that?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I make sure that they are out of

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Speaker 3: the room or that nobody can see what I'm doing.

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Speaker 2: Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, you ever want

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Speaker 2: to comments on your excess stuff? But as your friend,

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Speaker 2: that's the secret.

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Speaker 3: I never go that far. But I just want to

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Speaker 3: check up on them. After we broke up, I usually

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Speaker 3: block them because I just don't need them in my

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Speaker 3: life anymore. I don't want to get reminded of them.

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Speaker 2: But until you keep drinking in, me just wants to.

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Speaker 3: Know how they're doing, if they're doing well without me,

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Speaker 3: if their life sucks without me. I just gotta know.

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Speaker 3: So I use have friends bones for that, Let's be honest.

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Speaker 2: You just want them to look worse. Thank you know

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Speaker 2: that's always like, yeah, it makes you feel a little

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Speaker 2: bit better. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 2: dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Feels good to get that off my.

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Speaker 2: Chef, all right. See hello, hello, hey, you have a

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Speaker 2: dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've been married for fifteen years and I've been

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Speaker 1: having an.

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Speaker 2: Affair with a twenty three year old and I'm twenty

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Speaker 2: four years older than him. Whoa, oh man, it's been

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Speaker 2: going on for like five years. Oh wow, wow? Are

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Speaker 2: you tired from all of the hiding?

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Speaker 1: Not really, because he just comes over and I do

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Speaker 1: what I have to do and bye bye.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I just handle my bases, didn't go. Are you met

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Speaker 2: done with him when he's thirty?

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Speaker 3: Probably?

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Leonardo problem, Bye bye bye. What's your dirty little secret,