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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: my Champagne dreams and his beer budget. That is the subject.

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Speaker 1: But right now, the nephew in the building with today's prank,

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Speaker 1: phone call what you got Shelly. I'd like to call

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Speaker 1: this Sebastian. That's what I would like to call this prank.

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Speaker 1: This brank is called Sebastian. Okay, alright, just one word.

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Speaker 1: That is how Sebastian speaks. It is Sebastian. All right,

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Speaker 1: the name is Sebastian. Everyone's saying it's Sebastian, Sebastian, Sebastian,

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Speaker 1: that Sebastian. No, not Sebastian, It's Sebastian. Okay. Now I

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Speaker 1: want you all to buckle up and hold on tight

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Speaker 1: because we're gonna run that prank. And it's called what Sebastian.

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Speaker 1: Come on, set up till you're here. We go can't

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Speaker 1: run it. Hello, Hello, I wish to speak with a Mr. Please, Hello, sir.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to give you a call about um.

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Speaker 1: I have a huge showing coming up where I am

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Speaker 1: going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my

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Speaker 1: drawings within it. But I have one drawing that I

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Speaker 1: am looking to display that I have not put on

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Speaker 1: canvas yet, and I'm looking to take something of essence

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Speaker 1: to put on canvas, and I want to call you

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Speaker 1: about getting permission. Wait, hold on, doll, just to stop

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Speaker 1: you right now, I don't do that, all right. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a model. That's not my profession, So you would

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Speaker 1: not waste your time no more. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Just go ahead, Mr. Mr. I don't think you understand

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Speaker 1: that my showing is gonna have some very important people there.

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Speaker 1: I am, like I said before with Art Institute, and

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Speaker 1: I said, I don't do that. That's not me. I

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Speaker 1: mean I had you know, what, would you just calling

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Speaker 1: folks up you was solicited or something? I mean y'all

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Speaker 1: just randomly picking out folks and trying to trying to

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Speaker 1: get them the model look sir. Mr. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: just randomly calling people. I actually have done research in

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Speaker 1: order to get your number. What what I'm doing is,

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling you as far being a model that

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Speaker 1: I'm going to portray on canvas, but you have something

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Speaker 1: far more greater visually that I would like to hold

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Speaker 1: on canvas. Now you're married to your wife is at

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Speaker 1: my car. The whole whoa, whoa, whoa dub No for

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Speaker 1: who is this seriously? Because I can get my number.

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Speaker 1: I get my number because you're talking about my wife

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Speaker 1: and stuff. I know my wife. My name is Sebastian.

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Speaker 1: I am with Art Institute. What I'm trying to do

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Speaker 1: with capturing and and mortalize the beauty of essence on

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Speaker 1: canda lies okay yo, for real thought, you just can't.

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Speaker 1: You don't talk about my wife, all right, So I'm

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Speaker 1: not not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to mortalize her and capture

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Speaker 1: her on canvas, the beauties that she beholds. I've seen

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Speaker 1: your wife several times, you guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: you see my wife? But wait, what do you see

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Speaker 1: my wife at? What? Why do you? Why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She

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Speaker 1: she shops on a hundred and set in hall Im.

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Speaker 1: I've seen her so many times there, and she holds

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Speaker 1: all the beauty that an artist would like to put

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Speaker 1: on Kansas. Like I said, before. I have a huge

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Speaker 1: showing and you're welcome to come out as well. That's

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Speaker 1: gonna be so many important people there. But I wanted

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Speaker 1: to call and get permission from you about painting your wife. No,

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Speaker 1: you ain't got that permission. Play well, you just can't.

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Speaker 1: You just can't go around following my wife and trying

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Speaker 1: to motalize or whatever. I just said. All right, so,

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Speaker 1: but I would like to let you know I have

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Speaker 1: taken the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head. Joe,

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Speaker 1: you have lost your damn mind. You can't be just

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Speaker 1: walking around here payton folks headed. You gotta get permission

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Speaker 1: for that. What's wrong with you? But if you are crazy,

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Speaker 1: you don't understand your wife holds the essence that every

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Speaker 1: artist wants. I don't care what he holds. You can't

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Speaker 1: be going around payton folks heads. Wrong with you, sir,

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Speaker 1: That's the reason why I'm calling, trying to get permission

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Speaker 1: from you. I, Sebastian, want to put your wife on

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Speaker 1: canvas because she holds the essence that every artist wants

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Speaker 1: to behold. She mortalized the beauty of Cannon, whoa hold

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Speaker 1: of God, hold of the hold of God. You're telling

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Speaker 1: me you're walking around column painting my wife's head? Is that? What?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Dudek too, I'm only trying to

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Speaker 1: complete my folio. Oh no, your portfolio here, listen to it.

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Speaker 1: If I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't care

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Speaker 1: new tape of magazine. I don't care where Bill or wherever. Yo,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna find your I'm gonna whoop you. Do you

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Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna see did

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Speaker 1: you you understand that? Sir? I don't want to have

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Speaker 1: a do with you. Sir, here's a doll. They do

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Speaker 1: what they do? In fact? What name is a bast ship?

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Speaker 1: Who come name is? That's a baship? Sir. All I

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Speaker 1: want to do is paint your wife in her rawist

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Speaker 1: and purest foe. That's all. There's a law and purist

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Speaker 1: for me. What what do you want? Seriously, I want

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Speaker 1: to paint your wife. I want to paint her in

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Speaker 1: the nude. How do you watch your my No, he's

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Speaker 1: not enough. That's what you should do. Tell me where

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Speaker 1: you as you want to paint something, I'll give you

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Speaker 1: something to pay. Tell me where you ask what? Read me?

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Speaker 1: What five that's what's up. I want to whoop your

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Speaker 1: read me, meet me, paint me, paint me. You want

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Speaker 1: your mind? Tell what you wanna paint my wife in

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Speaker 1: a new It's gonna take them brush you to stick

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Speaker 1: them up your mr. She lose the essence at every sin.

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Speaker 1: I'll give up what she whold asked. I'll give us

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Speaker 1: ask me like that, sir, I must ask you. Do

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Speaker 1: you think that you are the only person that has

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Speaker 1: seen your wife in the news. Surely that's been men

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Speaker 1: before you that have seen her in the neet that

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Speaker 1: for you and my wife ain't no more you call

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Speaker 1: my wife? Is that what she's saying? Are you married

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Speaker 1: my wife? You? I want to pay your wife and

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Speaker 1: the beauty that she bought and on canvas. Did you

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Speaker 1: want understand? I just said, you know, I told you

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Speaker 1: meet me on the corner of on and claim power.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I just say, life else saying, Neshew,

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Speaker 1: coming from the Steve arm In Morning show, you just

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Speaker 1: got pay by your boy. What what this is is?

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Speaker 1: This is neverhew, this nephew timing for the Steve Harmar marts.

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Speaker 1: Yoe oh oh man, y'all man, y'allah. I was moving

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Speaker 1: fusion here, dude, time you've got me dog oh? Man? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was Sebastiana. Yeah, dude, you get some bashard. I

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Speaker 1: was about to move with y'all and Sebashid. I was

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Speaker 1: to paintbrushes and always about the paint autumn with ya.

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Speaker 1: He told me, Man, he said, Man, he said he

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Speaker 1: loved his wife. Kid, I said, let me let me

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Speaker 1: say this right now, he loves you. Let me get

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Speaker 1: one more thing from you. Man, what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: it's Steve Harvey in the Loaning Show. Baby Boy, you

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Speaker 1: did man went ovations, sir, Like dude, Man, he said,

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Speaker 1: a dude that you say what blank called themselves? I

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Speaker 1: bet I see my wife head by the newspaper if

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Speaker 1: I did, no, man, but I liked them. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: like that New York. Right. I'm not a model. That

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Speaker 1: is not my professional Yeah. I don't even start with me. Man. Hey,

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Speaker 1: all the second Friday, w d A S and myself,

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Speaker 1: we're putting on the Summer swore A hosted by one

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Speaker 1: and only yours truly nephew Timmy. The Grand Ballroom, thirty

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Speaker 1: oh one, First District Plaza in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Sounds like

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Speaker 1: Philly to me. It's the capit Conclad coming to town

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Speaker 1: and I am throwing a party with radio station w

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Speaker 1: d A s. Baby, you don't want this, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to miss this. You want your tickets

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Speaker 1: right now. Go to w d A s fm dot com.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank enough. You up next, Strawberry letter for

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Speaker 1: today's subject my champagne dreams and his beer budget. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this