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Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew.

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Speaker 2: He's here with today's praying phone call. What you got

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Speaker 2: for us? New something that all me? And won't you

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Speaker 2: know this? Right here? The title is I need you

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Speaker 2: to wash me. That sounds real old to me, So

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Speaker 2: I wipe it that, wipe me down, wipe me down.

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Speaker 3: Man, that sounds very old to me.

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Speaker 2: I need you to watch me. Let's go cat dog.

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Speaker 4: It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to

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Speaker 1: five on one.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, five o one.

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Speaker 1: I need somebody to come down here to five on

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Speaker 1: one and and clean me up.

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Speaker 4: Sir, I think you might have the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: Then I need the nurse to come down here to

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Speaker 1: five on one and clean me up.

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Speaker 4: So this is a nursery, not the nurse. I think

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Speaker 4: you might have down the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: No, I need to talk to the where nurse said.

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Speaker 1: That's who's the only clean me up. I need to

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Speaker 1: come down here and clean me up. Sir.

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Speaker 4: I really do think you have the wrong number. Where

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Speaker 4: are you calling from?

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Speaker 1: Who is this here?

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Speaker 4: This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.

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Speaker 1: That's what I say, I need the nurse that come

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Speaker 1: down here and clean me up. I'm just bad playing

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Speaker 1: and all this stuff, and to clean me up because

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Speaker 1: I've been sitting here a long time now.

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Speaker 4: Ain't nobody come well, sir? I think you dial the

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Speaker 4: wrong number. If you tell me where you are, I

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Speaker 4: can try to help you.

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Speaker 1: But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody

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Speaker 1: to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.

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Speaker 1: Y'all supposed to be able to y'all supposed to get

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Speaker 1: here every all. Somebody I supposed to come to check on.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody come check on me yet?

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.

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Speaker 4: Try hanging up and then dialing.

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Speaker 1: It's just a nurse station, sir.

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Speaker 4: This is a nursery. We take care of children here.

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Speaker 4: This is not the nurse station.

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Speaker 1: I'm not no child, I said, it's just the nurse station.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not

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Speaker 4: the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here.

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Speaker 4: We take care of children. So I think you're down

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Speaker 4: the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: No, they said that that they're supposed to come clean

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Speaker 1: up every hour. They' supposed to come check on now,

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Speaker 1: I bet, I bet on my near three hours, ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody come to check on me yet another? I need

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Speaker 1: somebody to come clean up and the uh, there's a

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Speaker 1: bad plan in full and they just they they just

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Speaker 1: don't come check on us like they pull to check

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Speaker 1: on them. They checkers.

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Speaker 4: I'm really sorry that they have not come to check

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Speaker 4: on you in your your bed hands.

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Speaker 1: So why wouldn't they learn to sit here like they do?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is

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Speaker 4: a nursery. We take care of small children. This is

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Speaker 4: not the nurses station.

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Speaker 1: So I'm my grandkid, I got small children of our grandkids.

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Speaker 1: I got it by far.

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Speaker 4: The two grandkids forty two.

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Speaker 1: That comes here on Sunday. But sooner they leave the

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Speaker 1: people at the nurse stands and that they ain't treating

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Speaker 1: me bad and leading in here like this here two

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Speaker 1: or three hours, don't nobody come check on me? Can

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Speaker 1: you come down here and check this bad bad sir?

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Speaker 4: I can't do that. I need to get back to

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Speaker 4: the kids here. If we take care of at sea.

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Speaker 1: My kids, No, my kids don't come tell they come

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. They come every Sunday after chuck and they

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Speaker 1: come sleep.

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Speaker 4: Me, do they? Okay? Okay, well I'm glad your kids

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Speaker 4: come see you. And I'm going to get off the

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Speaker 4: phone now, but I hang up. You just now down

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Speaker 4: the number.

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Speaker 1: Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here

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Speaker 1: and come sick and clean me up.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to

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Speaker 4: let you call back. And why you don't come.

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Speaker 1: Clean me up? Why gonna do that? Father? Do it?

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Speaker 3: Sir?

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Speaker 4: I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.

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Speaker 1: When when when? When? When? When? When? When I was

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Speaker 1: coming through through proposed to do the job you do

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Speaker 1: want the jolly or whatever your joby or that what

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Speaker 1: you do? I want forty two years straight and I

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Speaker 1: did my job.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a teacher.

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Speaker 1: That's why come on down here and do what you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to do.

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Speaker 4: Because I don't clean their you know why I go

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Speaker 4: on your young folks.

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Speaker 1: Don't do your job? Damn what You're gonna make me

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Speaker 1: mad if you don't get your get your dot here.

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Speaker 4: Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to

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Speaker 4: me like that.

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Speaker 1: You get your down here, come clean this bad man

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Speaker 1: and clean me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting

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Speaker 1: here like this all the time. What's your name again?

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Speaker 4: It's Felicia, and I have really really nice to get

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Speaker 4: down here right now. Please do not speak to me

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Speaker 4: like that. I'm trying to flee. You gonna calm down

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Speaker 4: and quit talking to me like that. I'm trying to

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Speaker 4: help you now. That's just rude speaking to me like

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Speaker 4: that that. This is a nurser. Reach a nurse, poost

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Speaker 4: to you can but David, You're not gonna talk to

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Speaker 4: me like that. That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak

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Speaker 4: to me like that. Kicking I will kick yo in

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Speaker 4: the wheelchair. This seems to be the only language you

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Speaker 4: understand is me talking to you crazy. Since you talking

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Speaker 4: to me crazy is not coming down there. You stay

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Speaker 4: in that stink. How about that? You heard me? I

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Speaker 4: said you stay in that thank I'm not cleaning though.

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Speaker 4: I've been trying to tell you for the past five minutes,

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Speaker 4: but you won't shut up long enough to listen. I

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Speaker 4: am not coming down there to clean your Why not?

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Speaker 4: I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.

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Speaker 4: You dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who

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Speaker 4: are you talking to like that? We'll bring it out there.

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Speaker 4: If you think you can get in your wheelchair and

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Speaker 4: make it down here to the nursery to whoop, my

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Speaker 4: can come the hell listen?

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Speaker 1: Well you would take a message from it and give

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Speaker 1: it to somebody.

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Speaker 4: What's your? What's your? Missus? Write this down and e

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Speaker 4: e uh huh what else? H uh huh uh huh?

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Speaker 1: Don will what? Okay? You you got that part? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I got that for okay?

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Speaker 1: Ge oh m hmmm?

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Speaker 4: Why what is that? What do I spell? I don't

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Speaker 4: know what is it? Let's spell it out. I'm not

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Speaker 4: selling that. You tell me what it is?

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Speaker 1: What does that say?

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Speaker 4: Nephew taught me.

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Speaker 1: Nephew tell me this his nephew Timmy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Bolly Morning Show. Baby, you just got pragged by your

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Speaker 1: sister Rittnita.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god boy.

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Speaker 1: You were sitting up there like what in the world.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you got me?

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Speaker 1: You got me? You Baby, I got you, I got you.

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Speaker 1: I got one question for you, though, what is what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land.

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Speaker 4: It is the Steve Harvey Morning sho You got me good?

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Speaker 3: And there you have it. That's the stupid of this

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Speaker 3: Tuesday morning, I need you to wash me. If you're

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Speaker 3: at Lexington and you want to wash timy, you know,

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Speaker 3: we might have a little contest where you can win

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Speaker 3: to wash me before the shows. Yeah that sounds pretty good,

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Speaker 3: don't it. You get washed, cleansed, wipe me down. What

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Speaker 3: about if you don't nobody to see this? Huh okay,

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Speaker 3: I figure out how you don't see it?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Some sexy Steve. See, I realized what I'm missing. I

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Speaker 3: realized I've been looking at a few guys. I was like,

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Speaker 3: I got that. I got you know what I'm missing

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Speaker 3: with green eyes? I need to get the green eyes.

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Speaker 3: And that's right there. That's gonna do. That's gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: Put you over the top. Hunh yeah yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: go ahead, Steve. What is it you missing? Height? Height

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Speaker 2: is what you missing? Eyes? You had green eyes? Can't

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Speaker 2: nobody see him? You down there? I knew he was.

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Speaker 3: March thirteenth through the sixteenth, Lexington, Kentucky Comedy off Broadway

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Speaker 3: tickets on say.

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Speaker 2: Right now, all right? Now you ever thought about plastic surgery?

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Speaker 2: But height? Go ahead, Shirley, all right. He threw me

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Speaker 2: with that one. Thank you, nephew. As I was saying