Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
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Speaker 1: name is Art Marine. I put on lipstick and a
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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're I don't know what you're into.
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Speaker 1: know what you're into. I don't know what constitutes the
Speaker 1: greats for you, but I'll tell you what constitutes the
Speaker 1: greats for me. Are these three with us today? Is
Speaker 1: a woman who my love journey of this podcast started
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Speaker 1: and then we quickly learned in Eddie peppertone and the
Speaker 1: rest is history. It was Destiny eighty eight years ago
Speaker 1: this January is it it all began. I love her
Speaker 1: so much. Come back to me. You're too far from me,
Speaker 1: but I know you're coming back in the new year.
Speaker 1: First thing I'm gonna do when the pandems is over
Speaker 1: is stage a dance a dance off. And I'll still
Speaker 1: do it in my yard because I'll still be a
Speaker 1: little tentative, but I'll put a dance floor there. And
Speaker 1: maybe i'll only wear a face shield, not a mask.
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Speaker 1: We've all gotten shots. I don't know. She's a wonderful
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Speaker 1: our friend, your friend Aaron full Happy to be here.
Speaker 1: What a year, What a time to be alive? Oh God,
Speaker 1: when if you're looking for some joy, take a sharp
Speaker 1: left you you know what this is where the joy.
Speaker 1: We bogarded the joy, we bogarded the jewy from everybody.
Speaker 1: We got joyous hour and a half of this is
Speaker 1: the most joyous seven and a half hours. Also with
Speaker 1: us is a man um who we sucked in via
Speaker 1: the Goat episodes. I tricked him. I was like, you
Speaker 1: don't have to do a whole season. You could just
Speaker 1: watch Nick Vale walk the earth, following his bone around
Speaker 1: that needs to be tended to. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: then I hooked him back in again for Joe Joe's season.
Speaker 1: No Caitlin season the greatest, in my opinion, the greatest
Speaker 1: bachelorette that's ever existed. Although I'm really enjoying Tasia. Um,
Speaker 1: so you know we've sucked we sucked him in. He did.
Speaker 1: He did draft picks for Claire slash Tatious season, and
Speaker 1: he's now completely drank the kool aid. He's gonna be
Speaker 1: part of the cult. He is part of the cult. Soon.
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Speaker 1: the as the host of the Daily Zeit Geys podcast.
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Speaker 1: The four twenty Day Fiance Ladies and Gentlemen, Miles great,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me back. Yes, I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: fucked mentally. I love the show now and yeah it
Speaker 1: was it. I'm yeah, I can't wait for the finale.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, I guess by this time it's happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what reality we're in at
Speaker 1: the moment, but well I think this will air. So
Speaker 1: just sow to Eric just to catch people up. It
Speaker 1: is December twenty one, and I was all my witches
Speaker 1: rologer friends say it's the Great Conversion, right or something great.
Speaker 1: There's something happening and Saturn and Jupiter first time. You
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta set your three the great conjunction, the
Speaker 1: great conjunction. So you gotta set your good three good
Speaker 1: intentions tonight and burnch it. It's too late for you
Speaker 1: if you're just hearing this now. But so we're recording this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna air it after the finale. But I can't
Speaker 1: wait for the finale. And I love that your hook too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I mean I've only watched Goat seasons, but I
Speaker 1: was talking with like Anna even to like, you know,
Speaker 1: when we're not on this podcast, just talking about the
Speaker 1: show that it truly is one of those things. It's like,
Speaker 1: I like all of the people that are have made
Speaker 1: it this far, and I don't know how it's gonna work,
Speaker 1: and I felt like a first it's fun. I agree
Speaker 1: with you. Um. Also, can I just say how much
Speaker 1: I love this man? Okay, I'm ATAM years ago and
Speaker 1: I didn't know when an important person here is gonna
Speaker 1: that I was literally gonna, like I capture people when
Speaker 1: when someone goes missing in Hollywood, you might want to
Speaker 1: look at my garage and check their DVR or their
Speaker 1: Hulu habits and see if Bachelor's on it, because not
Speaker 1: and like a little blond macaroon with a high pitched
Speaker 1: voice was the last thing scene. They're probably a my
Speaker 1: garage being forced for years years to talk about the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: He was Bachelor of here and the Pandemics. Will he
Speaker 1: ever find love? You know him as God from Supernatural? Uh.
Speaker 1: He also has a brand new podcast that he's going
Speaker 1: to tell you all about it. He's looking so fucking
Speaker 1: smashing with a beard and nice man glasses, very manly
Speaker 1: right now rocking a real hot holiday pandemics exist Bachelor
Speaker 1: that watch out, Matt James, because I'm sorry, who's gonna
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Speaker 1: like I never miss a draft. I never miss a draft.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite. Drafts are the best. We love
Speaker 1: a draft. Drafts are the most one. And of course
Speaker 1: we have a dctor, Tanna Banana, and we have Katie Levine.
Speaker 1: That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Um.
Speaker 1: Can I just say before we get going, I'm so
Speaker 1: thin skinned, clearly, so this has nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1: I was just I don't check the reviews on my
Speaker 1: book that much, but I looked on little miss Little
Speaker 1: Content and overall, thank you for anybody who bought it,
Speaker 1: read it and left review. So on Amazon it has
Speaker 1: four and a half stars. There's a hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: like But clearly the last two reviews were clearly by
Speaker 1: the same person who named themselves different things. One star
Speaker 1: wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it
Speaker 1: would be a fun and humorous memoir. Instead I found
Speaker 1: it to be distasteful and crude, a real waste of money.
Speaker 1: And then the second review, clearly from the same fucking
Speaker 1: I might say loser stars two stars, don't bother. I
Speaker 1: didn't like some of the language. This is the same person.
Speaker 1: I saw this on the Hallmark channel and I thought
Speaker 1: it would be a fun read. Not not everyone uses profanity.
Speaker 1: Someone was very upset that they can go funk themselves.
Speaker 1: What I say, your own yes exaction. So if you
Speaker 1: guys liked it and didn't think I'm a dirty garbage pile,
Speaker 1: if you could leave a review, are you kidding me
Speaker 1: that they changed her name and wrote toys about crudeness
Speaker 1: and profanity? Dr Banana? What do you want to say
Speaker 1: to that person? Um? What I did not whit? Are
Speaker 1: you being crude and distaste? I thought it was like
Speaker 1: fun time like I, I literally have no reference point
Speaker 1: of view at any point being crude. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that. I honestly am like racking my brain.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what it was? It was probably
Speaker 1: that chapter or that was like what I love about
Speaker 1: tea Bagging And that was the subtitle of the book
Speaker 1: was little Miss Little Thompson aka Fat Tea Bagger, The
Speaker 1: Just Confessions of a t Bag Bagger. And then the
Speaker 1: opening sentence was like thanks for getting this book. Nuts
Speaker 1: in my face, nuts in my face, nututs in my face.
Speaker 1: That was as my mom died. It was I but
Speaker 1: you know what you got. You gotta give a little
Speaker 1: bit for everything for everybody. I just can't. I just
Speaker 1: been tagged and they're very upset by it. I've never
Speaker 1: I was so angry, and the fact that they did
Speaker 1: it twice, I was like, I will fight you all right.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Here's the name of the game. For
Speaker 1: those of you playing along at home. The website that
Speaker 1: we use is the official and is actually Wiping Tearsome
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Speaker 1: www dot Rose, podcast, dot vodka because we're classy. So
Speaker 1: we're doing we're going top three picks, like who's gonna win,
Speaker 1: Whose second, who's third. Then we're also looking who's going
Speaker 1: to be the bachelorette drunk on the first night, or
Speaker 1: like who's like the douche on the first night, maybe
Speaker 1: not drunk, but like who's like the biggest like rabble
Speaker 1: rouser on the first night, drama drama, who's the villain?
Speaker 1: And then we thought we should add who's thirsty? And
Speaker 1: maybe somebody suggested who's a drip? Like who who's the
Speaker 1: equivalent of like Taylor emotional intelligence, you know, like who's
Speaker 1: just going to be a trip? Fun sponge? So um
Speaker 1: so there we go fun sponge. Alright, alright, drum roll
Speaker 1: Katie pulling up the website. Here we go socially distanced
Speaker 1: draft picks. Okay o. God, First of all, Matt James
Speaker 1: is Georgies. He's so fucking handsome. He's now he's a
Speaker 1: do we know this is our little bio on him.
Speaker 1: He's a banker dude, right, New York City. Let's say
Speaker 1: let's say he's okay. He uh uh. He's an entrepreneur,
Speaker 1: real estate broker, and community organization founder. He's from North Carolina.
Speaker 1: He went to Wake Forest. He majored in economics, and
Speaker 1: he played wide receiver for the football team Erean get
Speaker 1: in line. Everybody's new credit. I can you guys read
Speaker 1: like all the way to the left there because for
Speaker 1: me it's covered. Okay, you can. You can play professional football.
Speaker 1: And then he moved to New York. He lives in
Speaker 1: New York and he created an organization designed to find
Speaker 1: creative ways to engage kids from underserved communities in New
Speaker 1: York City, encouraging physical and mental wellness and opportunities for
Speaker 1: experiences throughout the city. Great Bachelor, I have to say,
Speaker 1: care for it. And also the first black bachelor. They've
Speaker 1: literally not once they ever had a black bachelor. We're
Speaker 1: starting off with a bang. We're starting like we're starting
Speaker 1: it off right. It's like fucking finally all right. First up,
Speaker 1: who's our first cast member? Abigail? Oh? I can't, I can't. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Katie has to click on each one. Okay, Abigail,
Speaker 1: she's a cute. Let's take a quicklick at her face
Speaker 1: for one second. Okay, okay, all right, I will read
Speaker 1: Abigail and then we'll go down. Okay, Abigail. She's a
Speaker 1: twenty five year old client financial manager from Beaverton, Oregon. UM.
Speaker 1: She's a beautiful soul from the Pacific Northwest. Nothing makes
Speaker 1: her happier than enjoying a cold local microbrew on a
Speaker 1: beautiful Oregon day. Uh. She has a hearing impairment, but
Speaker 1: that never stopped her from living her life to the fullest.
Speaker 1: She loves outdoors when she's not working, and she lives
Speaker 1: to spend time with her family. Brings out the best
Speaker 1: side of her. Uh. She's easy going, laid back, always
Speaker 1: down to have fun, and ready to find a man
Speaker 1: of her dreams. Uh. Let's see. She likes to know
Speaker 1: somebody on the deeper levels, more important than just looks.
Speaker 1: She doesn't believe in love at first sight. She loves
Speaker 1: free time golfing with her grandparents. Calvin Harris because his
Speaker 1: beat slap, and her favorite way to put a guy
Speaker 1: is by accidentally bumping into him. I think she's very sweet.
Speaker 1: I do not think she is the winner. I feel
Speaker 1: that she could go to paradise, but I don't think
Speaker 1: she will cause shit or be the finalist. Um. I
Speaker 1: think she seems sweet and maybe we'll go to Paradise.
Speaker 1: I see, but she's not going to be out the
Speaker 1: first night. I think she will definitely make it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think the hearing of Pairman is going to
Speaker 1: make her unique. Yes, I don't know. Have we had
Speaker 1: anybody on before? Not that I not since I've watched Okay,
Speaker 1: next up? Also, did they write their own bios? Like
Speaker 1: did she say she's the sweetest soul? Probably not? Probably
Speaker 1: who Rob? I was thinking the same thing because if
Speaker 1: that is the case, that's cringe worthy. But I don't
Speaker 1: think to have written that about her. I think they
Speaker 1: write it. Okay, miles Europe, you want to read about
Speaker 1: a Lana Alana. She's twenty six, a photographer oh from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Speaker 1: Alana has always taken the road less traveled instead of
Speaker 1: taking the traditional college path. After high school, she leaned
Speaker 1: into her desire for adventure and moved to Europe, where
Speaker 1: she enrolled in different programs throughout Europe. I like that
Speaker 1: they used Europe twice in that sentence. She calls this
Speaker 1: decision her greatest accomplishment. Okay, because it took her out
Speaker 1: a journey of self discovery and exploration and really shaped
Speaker 1: her in an independent person that she is today. Adventure
Speaker 1: is a key component to her life. She's just you know,
Speaker 1: she just moved to Toronto completely on a whim. When
Speaker 1: she isn't off exploring the world, she loves spending her
Speaker 1: free time sipping bubbles at local wineries, painting or cooking
Speaker 1: and here and is here with hopes of finding a
Speaker 1: man to share in everyday pleasures. She uh. She's the
Speaker 1: Queen of puns. Oh Alana's dream job would be working
Speaker 1: as her restaurant critic for Michelin Restaurants, and she loves
Speaker 1: to spend the holidays with her mom, making Feta cheeny
Speaker 1: from scra Match and watching the holiday. I love the holiday.
Speaker 1: I love the holiday. I also love the holiday holiday.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's cute, she is cute. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's gonna be a villain or a finalist. You
Speaker 1: guys all agree, Well, I see villain potential in that
Speaker 1: she's definitely like leaning into this identity as like traveled
Speaker 1: europe person. So I feel like a person of being like, well, actually,
Speaker 1: this isn't how you would do it. In whatever blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, because I think I don't know the way
Speaker 1: they put Europe twice in that whoever wrote it, right,
Speaker 1: They're they're taking a shot at her based on she
Speaker 1: might be a blowhard. All right, I'll put a potential drip.
Speaker 1: I'm going to write her down as potential drip. K
Speaker 1: like that? Okay? Uh, Aaron Foley, you're up? Okay? Um?
Speaker 1: Can we scroll down? Miss Katie? We gotta leash. She's
Speaker 1: twenty four, a professional ballerina New York City. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I haven't seen another human in about a year.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna go with seedy. That's how people speak
Speaker 1: in whatever you want to say, Lean into it. Listen.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about Alicia. Hard working, incredibly driven.
Speaker 1: Obviously she's a ballerina. When she was thirteen, she began
Speaker 1: pursuing her career as a professional ballerina. Wow, I was
Speaker 1: making fart noises through years of dedication to commit to
Speaker 1: her craft. Probably living your dream. Uh wow, she's dancing
Speaker 1: for the Dancing Or of Harlem. I love this woman.
Speaker 1: How did hard worker? After years of being unlucky and love,
Speaker 1: Alicia's ready to find a man who will absolutely desire her.
Speaker 1: Hear you. Her ultimate day consists of a day on
Speaker 1: the boat, drinking champagne wow Um and eating from a
Speaker 1: thoughtfully curated charcouterie board Holy ship balls fooed by shopping
Speaker 1: and her romantic dinner right behind screaming him maintenance. She
Speaker 1: described herself very confident but not sappy. I don't know
Speaker 1: how those are related. She's not looking for anyone who
Speaker 1: relies on cheesy pickup lines and prefer a man who
Speaker 1: gets uh straight to the point for leash. It's all
Speaker 1: about finding a handsome, intelligent, respectful man who's not afraid
Speaker 1: to put her and put in the hard work to
Speaker 1: make their love go the distance. Um. She once performed
Speaker 1: on stage with a wreath of a wreath of Franklin.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. She loves hot chocolate, whatever, and she loves
Speaker 1: all vegetables with the exception of tomatoes, which is my
Speaker 1: favorite vegetable. She's out. Can we see her again? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wish they had the full body. Remember they get
Speaker 1: to either bad jeans or sweaters. T oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: like like belt loop thumb thumb loop thing. I liked thing.
Speaker 1: But her description of a date was so outrageous and
Speaker 1: that she's super cute. She's adorable. She's adorable ballerie, Like
Speaker 1: I wonder if sometimes, Okay, don't get mad at me,
Speaker 1: if you guys are Ballerina's out there? But I wonder, Oh,
Speaker 1: but they're not. It might be easier for her this
Speaker 1: year because she won't be living in like in bunk
Speaker 1: beds with ten women in one room, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I feel like because they're because of the pandemic,
Speaker 1: like like how they're doing with um tatious season. They
Speaker 1: each have their own room. No, they're they're in Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: at that place where Jojo had the date where the
Speaker 1: um where what's his name chopped up the firewood, Luke
Speaker 1: chopped up the firewood. It's a giant resort. So it's
Speaker 1: they're doing the bubble again. So so she won't have
Speaker 1: she'll probably have her own room because of the pandemic,
Speaker 1: which I think makes relations easier with people because they're
Speaker 1: not like exhausted and sleeping on top of one another. Um.
Speaker 1: Everything about her was cute, but her her her date
Speaker 1: needs felt a lot miles. What did you think of Alicia?
Speaker 1: It's actually it sounds like she only dates like aggro
Speaker 1: finance bros. In New York where it's like we're going
Speaker 1: to go on a boat fucking sip champagne Charcouteri. I
Speaker 1: get straight to the point, and that I have an
Speaker 1: erection when I meet you like that, like straight to
Speaker 1: the point thing was interesting. When you're like, I don't
Speaker 1: have time for that, I don't know what. That doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like a laid back dating situation. Don't waste my time.
Speaker 1: Like if you if you grew green light the word
Speaker 1: Charcouteri in your bio, I'm sorry, that's a red flag.
Speaker 1: That's she's This is a description of a forty four
Speaker 1: year old, not a twenty four year old. I think
Speaker 1: I've ever said the word Charcouteri in my entire life.
Speaker 1: I don't not laughing immediately as a joke, as a
Speaker 1: joke you said, I don't even know if I've even
Speaker 1: never said it, like being I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: said I don't think I've ever ordered Charcouteri or been like,
Speaker 1: oh look they have Charcouteri, or like I just really
Speaker 1: love Charcouteri and you mean this dump is that a Charcouteri?
Speaker 1: And then I clip over the table and I walk
Speaker 1: out that's Aaron. I mean, I say every time I've
Speaker 1: done with Aaron, because I'm like Aaron, Aaron B be cool.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they can get more CHARCOUTERI I'm just sure
Speaker 1: to say it does have enough salami. We say THEO
Speaker 1: say cheeseboard. Yea cheese board. But they like it real
Speaker 1: thinly slicedes. A charcoutery. You get that thin purshoot prescia,
Speaker 1: and you get the sam and stuff of them. You
Speaker 1: get like the pickles and things. All right, Robbie B,
Speaker 1: Robbie B, you're up or did you already know? You
Speaker 1: haven't read one yet? Here comes What I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: is trouble. Who is the woman that had the Nanny?
Speaker 1: What's her name? Kar Karin? Yeah, Miles, you know about Karin.
Speaker 1: She had the bounce house and the web cream in
Speaker 1: the Nanny Karin villain and and possible ship on the
Speaker 1: first night, like just based on her lips, which is
Speaker 1: larger than her face. Thirty. She's a nursing student from
Speaker 1: Costa Mesa, California. Amber is a vivacious single mother. I
Speaker 1: didn't see that whose world revolves around her thirteen year
Speaker 1: old son. WHOA, that's that's seventeen, she was her typical
Speaker 1: Saturday night consists of dinner and board games with their
Speaker 1: son and so in the jacuzzi with close friends. Wow,
Speaker 1: not what I was expecting. Amber finds it hard to
Speaker 1: date as a single woman, but now she's ready to
Speaker 1: focus on herself for the first time in a long time.
Speaker 1: When asked what her physical type is, Amber enthusiastically says
Speaker 1: Matt James. Okay, with whom to travel the world and
Speaker 1: eventually have more kids. She's caring, trustworthy, and open minded,
Speaker 1: but admittedly is also stubborn and impatient, terrified at being
Speaker 1: on the edge of clips. Get ready to bungee, get
Speaker 1: ready for the dungee jump. But she's ready to take
Speaker 1: the leap head first into this once in a lifetime
Speaker 1: adventure and hopefully return home with the man of her
Speaker 1: dreams by her side. While traveling through Joshua Tree, California,
Speaker 1: Amber once had to run away from a mountain lion.
Speaker 1: Fun fact. Amber's dream job would be to take care
Speaker 1: of the luga whales because they just make her so happy. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: we got a dream is to live on a big
Speaker 1: ranch somewhere near lake surrounded by trees and to rescue
Speaker 1: every animal she comes across that needs a home. She's
Speaker 1: not what exactly she's She's given different vibes. We judged
Speaker 1: and then there's a lot of signals coming are way.
Speaker 1: Can we take I feel like we judged and then
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, she's a mom, and then I
Speaker 1: came back to judging at the end. Yeah, her lean
Speaker 1: is too dramatic and he is too dramatic. The lean,
Speaker 1: the brows, and the contouring is a journey. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but that's us and give you like single mom. I
Speaker 1: want to just find it. Like it's the thing she
Speaker 1: caused these opinions. She's in like a like a sexy
Speaker 1: like um, you know, dingdung. I'm coming around the back
Speaker 1: like she's she's like sex pot ad Jason and that.
Speaker 1: But they literally dressed her like Karen and like basically
Speaker 1: like she got a trench caught like it's like a
Speaker 1: trench coat and like a red bra leaning. Uh, Miles,
Speaker 1: what do you think? What do you think of the
Speaker 1: whole package that is amber the signals you're getting, it's
Speaker 1: it's one of I don't know, I think she's a
Speaker 1: little I have to give her a credit. The what
Speaker 1: I'm reading is very interesting because based on looks alone,
Speaker 1: based on the lean, she's a villain. Because I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the like the larger photo of all the contestants,
Speaker 1: her len is the most extreme out of all of them,
Speaker 1: and that, for whatever reason, that has to count for something.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't want to
Speaker 1: jump to that conclusion, but the fact that she is
Speaker 1: the leant at the most acute angle, yes, is an
Speaker 1: indicator of some kind of superlative. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is though. Um, there's filler going on hand. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of filler. There's a lot of filler happening. Um, uh,
Speaker 1: do you I looked? I'm looking at her instagram? Should
Speaker 1: we like talk about if I can? If I, let's
Speaker 1: hear it. So her instagram is very confusing. There's pictures
Speaker 1: of her and her son, um, but there's also several
Speaker 1: pictures of her shooting guns, and then there's pictures of
Speaker 1: her like on the beach, just like pretty much naked,
Speaker 1: and that's like, that's like she feels like she could
Speaker 1: be on ninety day fiance. I'm putting her in thirst
Speaker 1: all right, Definitely, I'm gonna say villain or thirst. Um,
Speaker 1: and where is costa mesa? What part of the stage here? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: is that like fancy? Yes, Orange County. Okay, Um, all right,
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, you're up. Oh Anna's up here? We go Anna,
Speaker 1: got Anna? Oh Anna got Anna? Uh she kinda she
Speaker 1: looks familiar. I don't. I don't. Actually she looks she
Speaker 1: looks like the woman who plays Camilla Parker Bowls on
Speaker 1: the Crown. Oh yeah, gummy. So the copywriter from Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 1: She's twenty four. Um, she's a small town girl living
Speaker 1: in the big city. Born and raised in Minnesota. Her
Speaker 1: parents nicknamed her Hollywood because she would wear sunglasses and scarves. Um. Old,
Speaker 1: they should call her old Hollywood because yeah, um. She
Speaker 1: loved her childhood, filled with Friday nights at the local
Speaker 1: bowling alley and family dinners at Applebee's, the high school
Speaker 1: cheerleading captain. Okay, okay, but now she lives was in Chicago.
Speaker 1: She's living the life she always envisioned her for herself.
Speaker 1: Want copy writer, that's cool. Yeah, she wants a man
Speaker 1: who will take her, who will take her as the
Speaker 1: open book that she is. Okay, that's a weird sentence,
Speaker 1: which is the good, the bad, and the ugly. She
Speaker 1: wants a man to have a family as much as
Speaker 1: she does. She's very open and honest and communication, and
Speaker 1: she wants the man to be that. She has Gemini vibes.
Speaker 1: That's all. Uh, last virgin Gemini they got real like,
Speaker 1: because a bad Lorie is a great Gemini. There's all
Speaker 1: sorts of Gemini. Lourie is a wonderful Gemini. The wrong
Speaker 1: kind of Gemini has like good cop bad cop. It
Speaker 1: can be a whole situation of the evil twin good twin.
Speaker 1: So she wants a guy who will do puzzles with her,
Speaker 1: and then she also wants someone who will match is
Speaker 1: a match for her intellect? Oh god? Uh. And she's
Speaker 1: terrified of fish and obsessed with cheese. I wish she was.
Speaker 1: I wish she was terrified of cheese and obsessed with this.
Speaker 1: Then we can hang out with her. But oh god,
Speaker 1: she's an experienced junkie. Once convinced a pilot to let
Speaker 1: her fly the plane over the lots of Minnesota for
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. Oh, she's like on Southwest or something or yeah,
Speaker 1: look at her dream. Look at her dream. You could
Speaker 1: convince any so to let you do whatever you want
Speaker 1: or like. Look at her dream Anna. She dreams of
Speaker 1: writing screenplays for Hallmark movies. Okay, that's actually interesting. I
Speaker 1: know that she could execute that. I like her. I
Speaker 1: like her too. She has like what it takes. I
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, she's like a cheerleading captain. So
Speaker 1: she's like good with being all American, but has it.
Speaker 1: I like the adventure vibe. Like that vibe, like that
Speaker 1: sense of life. I feel like, always take someone far
Speaker 1: on the show. I'm going to say for now, so far,
Speaker 1: she's our first shot at a potential final three. But
Speaker 1: but even more definitely paradise. Um, I don't care villain
Speaker 1: or thirsty yet um, Amber definitely also could have thirsty
Speaker 1: or right about that, Miles just looking at the lane.
Speaker 1: Um all right, Uh, Katie, do you want to do Brie?
Speaker 1: So now we have Brie and she is twenty four
Speaker 1: from San Francisco, So I like that. Um, this really
Speaker 1: makes me wonder if they do right these Brie is
Speaker 1: really something special, Like I don't think she wrote that.
Speaker 1: I don't think they write them. I really don't, because
Speaker 1: I think sometimes they throw shade at people. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't think they write them She was raised by
Speaker 1: her mother and grandmother, who made countless sacrifices to give
Speaker 1: her a fighting shot at having a successful life. For
Speaker 1: this reason, Brie has always outworked everyone around her because
Speaker 1: she learned early on that everything in life was earned,
Speaker 1: not promised. I like that that she like, you know,
Speaker 1: she seems. She seems down to earth and that way.
Speaker 1: She now works for a high profile social media company.
Speaker 1: Is very proud of her achievements. Uh with her professional
Speaker 1: life intact, she is ready to focus on her personal
Speaker 1: life and find the man of her dreams. She describes
Speaker 1: herself as laid back, someone who is not embarrassed easily.
Speaker 1: She is always the elpha in the relationship. I would
Speaker 1: love to find someone who can challenge her and keep
Speaker 1: life interesting exciting. It is it's very rare that she
Speaker 1: spends a weekend indoors, if not outside hiking or hanging
Speaker 1: out at the park or beaches. She hopes to have
Speaker 1: two or three kids of her own one day. Her
Speaker 1: dream is to live in Kauai and live the island life,
Speaker 1: eating nothing but sushi, swimming in the ocean, and hiking.
Speaker 1: Brunching is one of her favorite activities. She has two tattoos,
Speaker 1: a wave on her left wrist and another on her
Speaker 1: right rib cage that reads thirteen and FARSI. I like Bray.
Speaker 1: I think she has to be in the top three.
Speaker 1: I she's cute. Same, Yeah, I like I like her description,
Speaker 1: Like it really does seem there's no you know, talking
Speaker 1: about having to be on a boat. So one of
Speaker 1: those people who like realizes they're like just amongst people
Speaker 1: who are absolutely the opposite of them, and then they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is too much, you know what I mean? Because she,
Speaker 1: like her personality reads like someone who wouldn't go chasing
Speaker 1: fame on a TV show. Yeah, but she does work
Speaker 1: for a social media company or Instagram's private. That actually
Speaker 1: makes me think that she's like cool then yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's I think she's going to be a contender. It's
Speaker 1: so outdoorsy. I don't know. I always think like, if
Speaker 1: you're living in Manhattan and you're happy living in Manhattan,
Speaker 1: I don't you know, you know what I mean? I
Speaker 1: think that that might be like a little bit too
Speaker 1: different of a lifestyle. But when she lives in San Francisco, right,
Speaker 1: but he lives in Manhattan, Oh yeah, you're right, and
Speaker 1: she wants to like. You know, she seems like she's
Speaker 1: got like a fun little hippie vibe going on. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's true. Um, alright, Katie Arcy is interesting. I like
Speaker 1: her to pull up Carol in for us. Are here
Speaker 1: we go? We have Caroline. She's thirty. She's a journalist.
Speaker 1: All right, She's got a large tattoo. Don't careous what
Speaker 1: it is? Cool? Okay, she's a journalist. Uh, just on
Speaker 1: her arms. She's which is fucking because because they got
Speaker 1: very uh the last few seasons, they got very pageant,
Speaker 1: so any visible tattoo is kind of exciting. Um. She's
Speaker 1: firstly independent. She's a serial monogamous who says she's always
Speaker 1: been the caretaker in her relationships. No, she's looking for
Speaker 1: a man who will want to take care of her,
Speaker 1: but we'll also appreciate her for the self sufficient woman
Speaker 1: she is. She wants a bold man who won't be
Speaker 1: a free to challenger. She was a bald man who
Speaker 1: won't be a fred to challenger. Call her out if
Speaker 1: she needs it. She needs someone who appreciate her intensity.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her potential villain being bring an equal
Speaker 1: amount of passion to the relationship. She feels Himaneus. The
Speaker 1: ultimate date for Caroline is something spontaneous that involves traveling,
Speaker 1: because she says jumping into unfamiliar territory together as a
Speaker 1: great way to bond and get to know each other
Speaker 1: on a deeper level. Caroline's ultimate turnoff is a man
Speaker 1: who spends all their time name dropping or bragging about
Speaker 1: his money. Well, that's true, and instead hopes to find
Speaker 1: someone with a warm heart who was passionate about philanthropy.
Speaker 1: All right, maybe I was harsh on Caroline. Caroline admits
Speaker 1: that when she feels that spark, she falls hard and fast,
Speaker 1: and she can't wait to see what happens when she
Speaker 1: meets Matt that first night. She could be Craig Cray.
Speaker 1: Matt like top Craig Cray. Karen likes post punk music
Speaker 1: and definitely identifies as something different than your average top
Speaker 1: forty basic. Nothing makes her more upset than injustice. Anyone
Speaker 1: who abuses their own power over others makes her livid,
Speaker 1: and she hopes to have published her first off. I
Speaker 1: think she's gonna get into it with some of the
Speaker 1: other words. I don't know that that. No, she's not
Speaker 1: gonna last. I think she's gonna be like When I
Speaker 1: say dripped, I mean like there's somebody that gets into
Speaker 1: it with the other people. So that might be not
Speaker 1: the right word, but I feel like she's gonna be
Speaker 1: in altered cations with people. Then then maybe the categories firestarter, great, firestarter,
Speaker 1: I liked. I feel that she's going to be a firestarter.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's the villain. I think she'll be
Speaker 1: annoying though, and like could eventually. She seems like somebody
Speaker 1: that would lock in on like the Karin or the villain,
Speaker 1: and she could be a potential two on one like
Speaker 1: the Tattler. She could be the Tattler to Matt, and
Speaker 1: she could be the Matt like the two on one
Speaker 1: that goes home up against the sexy villain. So give
Speaker 1: me an example of post punk. I what is that,
Speaker 1: Rob Miles? Like, what's like a post punk? Like she's
Speaker 1: she's got a little bit of a vibe of like
Speaker 1: I'm the coolest fucking person in the room, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, and like I'm like listen, Tat's I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with got it? But like the Livid and the
Speaker 1: like post punk, I'm not your average top forty basic girl.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this Carlin, you know how how
Speaker 1: much fun the fucking Top forty is when I'm on
Speaker 1: a dance floor. Do I want postpunk? No? I want
Speaker 1: Top forty. You know what, I'm not digging, Caroline. I'm
Speaker 1: not digging no me neither. Based on my research, post
Speaker 1: punk is basically like new wave wave. Yeah, Division, the Cure. Okay,
Speaker 1: well those are all great bands. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: say why not just say I love Joy Division in
Speaker 1: the Yes art, and That's what I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 1: because then you have to say, because then you have
Speaker 1: to say, I like Joy Division in the Cure out
Speaker 1: loudendous bands, Miles. I know, but people already, you know,
Speaker 1: like wearing that Joy Division album cover shirt is like
Speaker 1: already a meme. So I think like, if you say that,
Speaker 1: it's better to be like, oh yeah, I'm more like
Speaker 1: into post punk. I danced to Joy Division in um
Speaker 1: the late nineties in clubs in Manhattan. Yeah, Caroline, are
Speaker 1: your mother? I was out here? Yeah? Okay? Who all right?
Speaker 1: We have up next? I believe is Miles reading Cassandra
Speaker 1: and her name was She's cute social worker? Alright, say less,
Speaker 1: wrap it up. The Newport Beach California. Cassandra has always
Speaker 1: told herself she would finish college and then settle down.
Speaker 1: Now that she has her master's degree in social work,
Speaker 1: the bachelor is the biggest thing. She's the biggest risk
Speaker 1: she's ever taken for love, but she believes she and
Speaker 1: Matt have a lot in common as a partner. She's
Speaker 1: a loyal, compassionate, caring. She's ready to find a man
Speaker 1: she has a genuine connection with, and while she's a
Speaker 1: city girl at heart, she's truly at her best stargazing
Speaker 1: and eating s'mores in her sweatpants with no makeup on.
Speaker 1: She's confident, laid back. Says that guys like the fact
Speaker 1: that they could take her anywhere and don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about entertaining her buffalo wild wings again during the
Speaker 1: Giants game. She has found it hard to find the one,
Speaker 1: but says Matt is definitely her type and she's willing
Speaker 1: to take a chance if it means finding forever love.
Speaker 1: She's scared of the dark, hates it when people food
Speaker 1: off her plate. I love you, Cassandra. Sunflowers make her
Speaker 1: very happy for the rand top three. Yeah, she's adorable.
Speaker 1: Instagram is really cute too. Like it's really just like
Speaker 1: it's not a lot of naked photos or whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just her like eating food with her friends. Like
Speaker 1: I like it. It's very like she's age appropriate. Twenty eight,
Speaker 1: How old is he? Let me just say, let me
Speaker 1: just stand up for social workers. My twin sisters and MSW.
Speaker 1: They they are just angels that most us. So I'm
Speaker 1: so cute into Cassandra, not James is twenty nine. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's like in the right age Raine, She's adorable,
Speaker 1: She's a social worker. She's not thirsty on her Instagram.
Speaker 1: We like Cassandra, like, we like her. Okay. Up next,
Speaker 1: we have Rob Robbie b. You're up, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron?
Speaker 1: Do we have Chelsea Adore? I get all the New Yorkers,
Speaker 1: which I love, Chelsea runway model. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: like I'm looking in the review mirror of my life.
Speaker 1: I was in Manhattan UM after graduating college and getting
Speaker 1: a full time job in corporate America, Chelsea did one
Speaker 1: of the most outrageous things that she's ever done her life.
Speaker 1: She quit her job, started her way into the world
Speaker 1: of bottling, and never looked back. Same page, Chelsea Chelsea's
Speaker 1: dating life was pretty non existent until she was in college,
Speaker 1: and her only relationship ended a year and a half ago. Uh,
Speaker 1: she was together with someone for five years. She grew
Speaker 1: him um played the field. She has a clear idea
Speaker 1: of what she wants to have relationship, which is great.
Speaker 1: She lives a man who will go the extra mile
Speaker 1: to show how they feel, someone that is appreciative and vulnerable,
Speaker 1: open communicator, her dream and will join her as she
Speaker 1: winds and dines throughout the city. And while she doesn't
Speaker 1: need it, a man who loves to spoil her from
Speaker 1: time to time is always a plus. I hear you.
Speaker 1: Chelsea can't wait to find a husband and she's hoping
Speaker 1: to find that man with Matt. Chelsea is currently learning
Speaker 1: Spanish online sees lover Dodd. Chelsea's favorite meal is snacks.
Speaker 1: Can I date Chelsea? And especially if popcorn and hot
Speaker 1: cheetos are on the menu? I love popcorn and hot
Speaker 1: cheet Does Wendy Chelsea wants to swim with sting raise?
Speaker 1: That totally random, but I'll take it. I think I
Speaker 1: think she's She's definitely potential Top three, well just suited.
Speaker 1: I like the the specification of runway versus like not
Speaker 1: a Party City model. Yes, you're right, because Dale was
Speaker 1: a Taco model. Yeah he costumes. By the way, party
Speaker 1: City sent me a box. I think they heard that
Speaker 1: I talked about Party City on the podcast. I got
Speaker 1: a box on them for a part FU twenty twenty party,
Speaker 1: which I can't have anybody to my house, but I
Speaker 1: have a lot of fun like basically like go fund yourself,
Speaker 1: like love it because my mom was obsessed with Party City.
Speaker 1: So I was delighted. Your mom loved party City. She
Speaker 1: loved j Max and Party City. She loves like she
Speaker 1: loved like a theme, you know, so you gave her
Speaker 1: the green light to throw you a party she loves
Speaker 1: she will get like she loved Party Day Corps. And
Speaker 1: she was right. All right, we're up next, Karen or Karen?
Speaker 1: This is no way. Is she twenty two? No, then
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two. If she's twenty right, and she's a
Speaker 1: marketing manager, she's some pump fet Connecticut. She's happy with
Speaker 1: her love Connecticut. Uh, she's ready to find someone that
Speaker 1: would be a great addition to here already wonderful world.
Speaker 1: She comes from big, loving family. Her family owns a
Speaker 1: high end Italian restaurant. Um. She strives to surround herself
Speaker 1: with positivity. Blah blah, happy sitting on the beach. She's
Speaker 1: looking for a man prioritized settling down over having a
Speaker 1: busy night life and party. I think cut on the
Speaker 1: first night. Yeah, she wants someone who's serious about creating
Speaker 1: a life of lah Um. Karine loves Disney World and
Speaker 1: has been there more times than she can count. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Karine once snuck into an abandoned in insane asylum in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night before Corean has kids. She
Speaker 1: wants to experience life living in New York City. All Right,
Speaker 1: let's see Karine again. I think she's probably. I don't
Speaker 1: think she I don't think we're gonna se al Right.
Speaker 1: Next up, Anna? Who's up? Next? We have for Anna?
Speaker 1: We have money money, Okay, Later Albuquerque, New Mexico. She
Speaker 1: isn't very outwardly lovey dovey. Her parents didn't hug her enough.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. She says, she's goofy, selfless, sensitive, but
Speaker 1: she has not had luck finding love, and she's hoping
Speaker 1: Matt will change that. She wants someone caring, driven and
Speaker 1: to be her best friend. Um. She'd rather go to
Speaker 1: a sophisticated jazz bar than a baseball game, and her
Speaker 1: dream day sharing a bottle of fine red wine. We
Speaker 1: get it, your bougie. She loves um. She says turn
Speaker 1: offs are emotional instability, physical instability, and financial stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got a right, that's a great sentence of all
Speaker 1: dot dot dot really instability of So maybe you had
Speaker 1: a tough childhood, like maybe maybe she didn't get the
Speaker 1: hugs and maybe she didn't have had a tough child
Speaker 1: So she doesn't like any kind of chaos. Her dad
Speaker 1: like a rickety pile of ladders, or her dad is
Speaker 1: a pile of ladder physically physically. Last boyfriend tripped all
Speaker 1: the time and I can't is a lot to her.
Speaker 1: So if the family still then unfortunately, that's where the
Speaker 1: journey ends. So for families like uh, that's she loves
Speaker 1: throwing solo dance parties in her bedroom. Okay, so she's
Speaker 1: a good pandemic um. I asked if she could be
Speaker 1: anyone for a day. She said she would be herself
Speaker 1: because she's pretty cool. She's going to last a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks because she's going to be drama. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: is definitely putting her in the drama category. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's gonna be top three, She's gonna be drama.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's the villain. How about spiritual instability?
Speaker 1: How she feel about the spirituality her? Her instagram is
Speaker 1: exactly what you think it is. By the way, there's
Speaker 1: she has a lot of a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of things that have been stabilized. Katie, you're up, all right?
Speaker 1: We have Elena? Is that how you say it? I'm
Speaker 1: looking at a high maintenance person, health food developer, high
Speaker 1: man developer. Yes, twenty vibe Healthy Delivers from New York.
Speaker 1: She's a perfect mix of beautium brain. She's an entrepreneur
Speaker 1: who co developed her own nutritional snack bar called Funky
Speaker 1: Monkey Energy. Thirsty here for the Instagram, here to promote
Speaker 1: Funky Monkey Energy. I'm gonna put thirsty. She has big name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she has big dreams of making a name for herself
Speaker 1: in the health food world. Her last relationship ended after
Speaker 1: four and a half years. She's living her best life
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. She's ready to settle down and find her
Speaker 1: missing puzzle piece. She has done the work to know
Speaker 1: exactly what she once out of her partner and says
Speaker 1: that first and foremost, she needs someone who whose values
Speaker 1: aligned with hers. She would rather cuddle on the couch
Speaker 1: with a glass of wine and spend quality time pondering
Speaker 1: life together or pondering life's unsolvable mysteries, then hit the
Speaker 1: town and go bar hopping. Um Aliana has a orange
Speaker 1: tabby cat named Sir Theo. I do like that name.
Speaker 1: Who goes to the bathroom in the toilet and wears
Speaker 1: a bow tie. Ok, she was on a synchronized ice
Speaker 1: skating team and she has a major weakness for snacking.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love a knack? I know she's super cute,
Speaker 1: but she sounds like she she's adorable. I think she's
Speaker 1: my Instagram Yeah, yeah, but she's cute though. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: just when you want to sit on the couch and
Speaker 1: ponder unsolvable mysteries and you live in Manhattan, that apartment
Speaker 1: is needed by fun people, people that want to go
Speaker 1: like you're right, that just want to go have it
Speaker 1: ensures like that's the magic of Manhattan at happy hour
Speaker 1: or what happened with the black Hole? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read us just Senny. I would definitely say
Speaker 1: Eleana is there for thirsty and it could be a drama,
Speaker 1: could be a fire starter. Just Endy is Adorable a
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old social media marketer really cute smile
Speaker 1: from San Antonio. Cute. She's a total packet of brain's
Speaker 1: beauty and infectious personality. Um. Former pageant queen, she was
Speaker 1: Miss el Paso. She ended her most recent relationship. UM.
Speaker 1: She loves a man who takes initiative and keeps life
Speaker 1: exciting and unpredictable. They must also love dogs because she
Speaker 1: has three. She cannot stand a man who won't get
Speaker 1: off their phone during date night. She wants something she
Speaker 1: can travel with and um who can also have a staycation. Uh.
Speaker 1: She loves escape rooms. If she could live in any
Speaker 1: other decade, it would definitely be in the eight East
Speaker 1: because of the music and the super funky fashion. And
Speaker 1: she lived in France releasa here. I think just Sendy
Speaker 1: is adorable. May just peek at her one more time.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's super cute. I feel like she's
Speaker 1: not gonna win. I think she will be around till
Speaker 1: at least if it was the normal time she would
Speaker 1: go to Europe. UM and I believe she we will
Speaker 1: see her at Paradise. I like her instagram. She's really cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like she's really like her instagram is very it's also
Speaker 1: very wholesome, Like I think it's really sweet and she
Speaker 1: I like the girls that you know, like are just
Speaker 1: like naked on the beach the whole time on their instagrams,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like those are the ones that actually
Speaker 1: might be there for love and hers is hers is
Speaker 1: not like that at all, And she has dogs and
Speaker 1: I like, Miles, how are you feeling about just any
Speaker 1: I feel like she she looks so nice that she
Speaker 1: might be gone the first night or something. She too quiet.
Speaker 1: It almost seems like I would be like, oh right,
Speaker 1: just sendy. I'm sorry we didn't get to talk. I
Speaker 1: can't rob. What do you think? It just aid yet
Speaker 1: makes a great point. I think I could see that.
Speaker 1: I can also say. I mean she's very cute, yea.
Speaker 1: I worry that she's very pageanting, right, the pageant thing,
Speaker 1: the pageant thing, if it's been drilled in, Katie, you
Speaker 1: can pull up the next one as we're going, just
Speaker 1: to keep her clipping. Yeah, it's the attention, right, Like
Speaker 1: she knows like she's just gonna be on. I think
Speaker 1: you know, really cute. But like here I am like
Speaker 1: he's walking. She comes out of a bush and she's like, hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be and it's gonna be like polished.
Speaker 1: This gut looks like she's fun like that. She definitely drinks.
Speaker 1: She looks like she might cause some ship. I feel
Speaker 1: like she'll be friends, maybe be me the other girls
Speaker 1: first name. I love. She seems fun. I like her.
Speaker 1: Who did the last one? Who read that last? I did?
Speaker 1: All right? So that means that I believe Miles is
Speaker 1: up with Kaylee. Kaylee hostess from Chicago. She doesn't herself
Speaker 1: too seriously, but that doesn't mean she's not serious about
Speaker 1: finding love. She's witty, she's charismatic. She likes to laugh
Speaker 1: at herself, as we already heard in that first sentence. Um,
Speaker 1: I guess they're really making that clear. She shows her
Speaker 1: affection through spending quality time with her partner performing acts
Speaker 1: of service. Okay, so someone's done a little relationship therapy
Speaker 1: with her love languages, which she's in love. She says
Speaker 1: that there's no one you could uh that you would
Speaker 1: rather have in your corner because her loyalty is unwavering.
Speaker 1: The man of her dreams is introspective, empathetic, and join
Speaker 1: her on a daily sunset run on the beach. Wow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, she never dated anyone that her family has
Speaker 1: truly been excited about. And she's hoping that Matt will
Speaker 1: change that. She's dyed her hair every color in the book.
Speaker 1: Like her high school graduation, she tripped on stage as
Speaker 1: she went to get her diploma. One day dreams of
Speaker 1: completing an ultramarathon. I feel like she might be like
Speaker 1: Alexis the Dolphin, Like I think she made me that.
Speaker 1: Like that, I feel like Matt will love and ever,
Speaker 1: like they'll keep her on because everybody loves Kayle, you know,
Speaker 1: like I don't think she's gonna win, but I think
Speaker 1: she's gonna be well liked by everybody. B I P.
Speaker 1: She's screaming, b I P. Right, yeah, alright, let's pull
Speaker 1: up the next one. Katie. She feels okay, she feels
Speaker 1: like she's gonna start. She had Katie twenty nine, bank
Speaker 1: marketing manager Retton Washington. Uh, let's see Katie knows exactly
Speaker 1: what she wants in a man is done wasting your time,
Speaker 1: Get in line, a witty storyteller. We'll see Katie I mean,
Speaker 1: she's done wasting her times on boy. She wants a
Speaker 1: man and not a okay like who Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: a witty storyteller. That's got to be a red flag
Speaker 1: if I've ever seen one, um, loving, committing partner, adventurous,
Speaker 1: she's serious about a man, She's okay laughing with her too,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Her dream man will be passionate about
Speaker 1: building a long term life. These are just general general general.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the good stuff. Katie's idea of a
Speaker 1: fundy is going skinny dipping. Okay. Uh. Katie would love
Speaker 1: to host her own talk show one day now. Katie
Speaker 1: wants planned a dog flash mob that got a huge first.
Speaker 1: It says she also heard nothing turns her off more
Speaker 1: than when someone tries to kiss her at the inopportune moment.
Speaker 1: They whoever wrote this clearly doesn't like Katie. You will,
Speaker 1: Matt be able to live up to Katie's standards? Can
Speaker 1: we see Katie again? I think Katie's I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: her in the drip category. Yeah, I think she's got
Speaker 1: some fun sponge around. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Just witty
Speaker 1: storyteller is witty storyteller. But I think she'll do a
Speaker 1: good job of like probably hiding any sort of like
Speaker 1: abrasive characteristic she has because she's got her eye on
Speaker 1: the prize. Like, I don't feel like we're gonna see
Speaker 1: these kinds of things come out right away. Because if
Speaker 1: she's as focused where her bio is talking about her
Speaker 1: her acclaimed storytelling abilities. Now she wants to do a
Speaker 1: talk show, I feel like I think she's got little
Speaker 1: Machiavelli in her, Like, yeah, I think she could be
Speaker 1: a villain. She definitely all right, will you pullup, Kyla?
Speaker 1: She's cute, twenty l she's adorable. Who Rob, you're up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's twenty eight. She's a health care advocate from Durham,
Speaker 1: North Carolina. She's an unique soul that's driven and passionate
Speaker 1: about the health work she does in her community. While
Speaker 1: she loves that work, Uh, while she loves that her
Speaker 1: work means a lot to the people of Durham, it
Speaker 1: means so much more to her because life is all
Speaker 1: about giving back. She's committed to her job. Um, but
Speaker 1: she doesn't look at that negatively. Uh. She's now able
Speaker 1: to focus on herself and herself first. Um, she's hopeless
Speaker 1: romantic that's looking for a man to truly sweeper off
Speaker 1: her feet. She can be shy at first, but once
Speaker 1: she feels that spark, it's on. Nothing turns Kale on
Speaker 1: more than a respectful man with emotional intelligence and a
Speaker 1: desire to give back. Life full of love and services,
Speaker 1: one that Kayla is dedicated to, and we think that
Speaker 1: together she and met can make the world a better place.
Speaker 1: Kyla lives for a good tailgate. I like that, idolizes Rihanna,
Speaker 1: and she only likes camping. If she's glamping, she's really cute.
Speaker 1: I like her the best that it was we went
Speaker 1: from philanthropy to tailgating. That was the best transition, and
Speaker 1: glamping doesn't necessarily go along with like she just likes
Speaker 1: skipping back. Yeah, she's adorable. I feel like Katie contristing
Speaker 1: glamping to camping. Yeah, for sure, she's got something. Um
Speaker 1: all right, Anna, we have Kimberly. Kimberly, I like her hair. Caroline,
Speaker 1: all right, Delta, do you have a weekend? I don't
Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what that means. Else, I
Speaker 1: got a pilot for you. She was like, sees a
Speaker 1: gut you. You look like you'd be a great pilot.
Speaker 1: Have you ever wanted to go into the shopping card around?
Speaker 1: You could be a flight attendant? Everything about it? Never mind,
Speaker 1: I see you throwing up in a very small bag.
Speaker 1: We need to get your number. Oh my, I don't
Speaker 1: know your Your feet look like they're really stuck in
Speaker 1: those shoes. Maybe you could take them off and like
Speaker 1: walk through this thing. Kimberly. She's carefree, soul um and
Speaker 1: would have no problem picking up her life and move
Speaker 1: into a new town on a whim. Okay, she's funny, loyal, trustworthy.
Speaker 1: She's a voice of reason and shoulder to cry on.
Speaker 1: She values a healthy lifestyle and she wants to She
Speaker 1: loves picnics, good snacks, and the weather permits going on
Speaker 1: the hunt for Seattle's best sunset viewpoints. Okay, hunting, but
Speaker 1: I'm on the hunt for sunnes and go find a
Speaker 1: sunset future. Oh she keeps, but it's not afraid to
Speaker 1: step away if the expectations aren't okay, leave leave grown
Speaker 1: man who will support her? Oh she's not. She's not
Speaker 1: gonna get a ring out of her me. Look at
Speaker 1: her last sentence. You can't have me zero cats allowed. Um.
Speaker 1: She isn't afraid of anything except finding out that the
Speaker 1: guy she's into has a foot fetish. I mean, how
Speaker 1: many people have she met with a foot fetish? Miles?
Speaker 1: Why am I on trail? He stopped hitting up Kimberly
Speaker 1: and your I just think they're beautiful works of art
Speaker 1: and I wish she would embrace that more in her photos.
Speaker 1: There's not There is actually nothing weird than a man who, like,
Speaker 1: after a while, reveals a foot fetish and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: uh mo, wanna is one of her to happen? No,
Speaker 1: but the idea of it, I'm like, I would be shook.
Speaker 1: Oh and she refuses to go on a date at
Speaker 1: a cemetery. Okay, what she lost me? She lost me?
Speaker 1: Airline recruiter is very confusing. It's like lying dates at cemeteries,
Speaker 1: and everyone kept showing her feet at the cemetery's you
Speaker 1: look like you'd really landed, plain captain. Um wow. Alright, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my friend's daughter. That is Cynthia Rowley's daughter, Kit,
Speaker 1: who's so freaking cute in real life. She's adorable, adorable. Alright, alright, okay,
Speaker 1: this is Kit. She's a fashion entrepreneur from New York.
Speaker 1: She's a true born and raised New Yorker. She currently
Speaker 1: lives at home with her parents in the West Village
Speaker 1: while finishing her last year of undergrad at n y
Speaker 1: U Dulan College. How I guess, yeah, I guess there's
Speaker 1: a pandemic. She could have left. She hasn't had a
Speaker 1: serious relationship since her first love in high school, but
Speaker 1: that's only because she hasn't found a man who can
Speaker 1: measure up to the level of emotional intelligence she needs. Um.
Speaker 1: She found that most guys don't match her maturity level.
Speaker 1: Even though she's only twenty one. She's ready for a
Speaker 1: serious commitment. She's looking for a man who is genuine,
Speaker 1: open and honest. She has a straight shooter, has no
Speaker 1: interest in anyone who is fake or indirect This bad
Speaker 1: as one. Wants to find someone who can keep up
Speaker 1: with her witty banter and hold their own in the
Speaker 1: New York social scene. She knows that she has high standards,
Speaker 1: but she has no doubt that Matt will be able
Speaker 1: to live up to the hype. This Look at this
Speaker 1: what she can do? She can surf and high heels,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. She's the first to admit she has a
Speaker 1: horrible RBF. What's RVF. What's that? I don't know, fetish
Speaker 1: you're young with's that? But don't we all? I'm always like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a terrible ray bitch face. Um and men
Speaker 1: and flipflops make Kit mad. This is who are Rookie
Speaker 1: is a year Jerry is a crush on Jerry already
Speaker 1: ridiculously cute. She's just too young, That's my only thing.
Speaker 1: It's like she needs to go out. She's obviously completely mature,
Speaker 1: born and raised New Yorker. She's cool as ship. She
Speaker 1: just needs to like go out and do some living.
Speaker 1: She doesn't need to like be engaged. She's twenty year old,
Speaker 1: cool New Yorker yeah, and fashion entrepreneur not yeah. And
Speaker 1: on this show, you're gonna get smoked by people like
Speaker 1: Cassandra who are like have lived yes, op to Matt
Speaker 1: in a much at a different level. But I think
Speaker 1: she's so cute in person that she will she might
Speaker 1: make it. She'll I think the other women will really
Speaker 1: attack her age and now she'll probably go far because
Speaker 1: she's so cute. And then eventually he'll probably want to
Speaker 1: look like a good guy so he won't want to
Speaker 1: take her to the fantasy suites. But he will probably
Speaker 1: he'll probably do the right thing and not take her
Speaker 1: to the Fantasy Sweets, So she'll definitely go to Paradise.
Speaker 1: Caroline's going to give her a tattoo by the end
Speaker 1: of the season, Oh for sure. She leves post a
Speaker 1: new post post post punk. Yeah, she'll get it. Okay,
Speaker 1: This is me Kristen a twenty seven year old attorney
Speaker 1: from Virginia Beach. She's super cute. Um, here's her by.
Speaker 1: She's very smart and successful attorney, and she her dreams
Speaker 1: of finding a perfect match, but she doesn't much time
Speaker 1: today because she's an attorney. She's true wifey material. Not
Speaker 1: only she beautiful, she's firstly loyal, intelligent, and credits her
Speaker 1: unmatched work ethic to her incredible mother. Her mother raised her.
Speaker 1: She's definitely the party starter. Needs a man who won't
Speaker 1: be intimidated by her natural magnetism. She also needs someone
Speaker 1: who isn't afraid of being openly affectionate. But because with
Speaker 1: her personal space goes out the window, Kristin wants a
Speaker 1: man who will let her be the biggest cheerleader and
Speaker 1: who will be in turn the same for her. If
Speaker 1: you want to get an edge with Kristen. She says
Speaker 1: pink roses are the way to her heart, but maybe
Speaker 1: a red rose from Matt might suffice. She's always up
Speaker 1: for karaoke, and she does Disney songs. Kristen does not
Speaker 1: share food unless both parties have previously agreed upon it,
Speaker 1: and nothing is more important to Kristen than oral health.
Speaker 1: And she never travels a out her electric toothbrush and
Speaker 1: extra batteries. Excuse me, floss him. She's going to go
Speaker 1: out of the limo with floss, didn't we see try
Speaker 1: to get up in there? Yes, yes, she's going to
Speaker 1: be all over like the flossy thing. She's super cute.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's top three, and I don't think
Speaker 1: she's a villain. Yeah, she just kind of blends in
Speaker 1: there for me that she just I mean, she's got
Speaker 1: great teeth, got great teeth. I think you have an
Speaker 1: interesting moment where we see that she doesn't know what
Speaker 1: physical boundaries are all over him in a weird wye
Speaker 1: and like that awkward music underneath. Oh yeah, and Christina
Speaker 1: man close talk the girl. Maybe she also will close
Speaker 1: talk the girls and people will be like it's pandemic
Speaker 1: and she's close talking me maybe she tries to floss
Speaker 1: people's teeth when they're sleeping. Yes, we can only hope.
Speaker 1: We can only top alrightever, down as most flossy, she's
Speaker 1: definitely the flossy is. We're gonna take a break and
Speaker 1: we'll be back with the l I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but things are getting so hot in here. I think
Speaker 1: break and her back and we're back with the els
Speaker 1: as advertised. Speaking of els, we have Lauren who's a
Speaker 1: super foxy corporate attorney take it away Miles, corporate attorney
Speaker 1: from Miami, Florida. She is a Florida girl through and through.
Speaker 1: Successful corporate lawyer. Recently had her oh her law reviews published.
Speaker 1: In her free time, she likes fashion, going the beach, work,
Speaker 1: announcement time with the girlfriend. She's in a book club.
Speaker 1: She's got everything going for She wants to share her
Speaker 1: life because she's so successful, we get it. She wants
Speaker 1: someone that's genuine and authentic. She needs a man. She
Speaker 1: needs to feel that the man she's with Julie has
Speaker 1: her back in any situation. Okay, everything is reading very normal.
Speaker 1: She needs a mature She needs a mature family man
Speaker 1: that is on the same page. Great not wanting to
Speaker 1: have kids is a major deal breaker for her. She
Speaker 1: says that none of the guys that she has dated
Speaker 1: in the past have truly been her best friend, and
Speaker 1: she's hoping to change that. She's terrified of lizards and frogs,
Speaker 1: lives for the Christmas season, and loves two thousands of
Speaker 1: hip hop. I mean, who does who does that? Who does?
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like he's gonna want somebody
Speaker 1: with more spunk, Like she's beautiful. I think he needs
Speaker 1: somebody on you know what I mean? Like she was
Speaker 1: totally nice, super beautiful. I think she'll do well in paradise.
Speaker 1: My suspicion is he will pick like a peppy, sparkly,
Speaker 1: like extra fun gal. Yeah, the woman who's going to
Speaker 1: crash the plane into the bluffs of plane crashers, the
Speaker 1: plane crasher arden. Can I just real quick, why do
Speaker 1: you say that? I don't remember Matt. Was he kind
Speaker 1: of boring? No? No, I I just think I think
Speaker 1: he's not boring. I think he wants someone fun Like
Speaker 1: I think he's kind of fun and he wants someone
Speaker 1: kind of fun because he's also been hanging out like
Speaker 1: his best friend is Tyler, and so he's been he's been,
Speaker 1: Like in the beginning of the pandemic, he was hanging
Speaker 1: out with like Hannah By. No, Hannah Bey is a
Speaker 1: little crazy, but she's like she's a firecracker at least.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's going to want a little bit
Speaker 1: of a firecracker. Okay, I got you in a good way,
Speaker 1: Like I think you will want somebody he can handle
Speaker 1: a woman personality. I know nothing about him, but I
Speaker 1: feel like he's going to pick somebody kind of spunky,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. Okay, I want that for him.
Speaker 1: I feel like I like him enough that I want
Speaker 1: him to pick someone with personnel. We wanted to end, well, Anna,
Speaker 1: what were you about to say? And he's never been
Speaker 1: on the show before. We know nothing about him. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just assumed he was. He was a contestant that
Speaker 1: I forgot about. Just chose him because he was best
Speaker 1: friends with Tyler Cameron and gotten very visible and was
Speaker 1: I did not know that. So they did a lot
Speaker 1: of working out videos together during the pandemic. It was he,
Speaker 1: Hannah By and Tyler. He and Tyler met in college.
Speaker 1: I think they played sports together maybe, and they're like
Speaker 1: best friends and wide receivers yeah, and then so like
Speaker 1: he seems of fun because I don't know, we didn't
Speaker 1: know anything about him nothing eating he could be fun.
Speaker 1: I mean because oftentimes, Miles, oftentimes the Bachelor's historically they
Speaker 1: pick the most neutered, harmless, super Christian like not SEXI
Speaker 1: or dirty, like very harmless dudes with like scripture tattoos
Speaker 1: on their ribs. Yeah. Yeah, because they're trying like triangulate
Speaker 1: like the most fuckable guy based on the interests of
Speaker 1: like most American watchers. And they do like fuckable but
Speaker 1: like not dirty, like like very safe. But the woman
Speaker 1: that wrote the review of my book that they want
Speaker 1: her to like the Batchel Yeah, like it's gentle love making. Yeah, fantasy.
Speaker 1: They don't want the dirty dog. It's missionary. And there's
Speaker 1: breath Man's Yes, exactly, missionary breath Man. And there's a
Speaker 1: follow up, thank you car Missionary breath Mints. I love
Speaker 1: that band. Maggie is adorable. The only thing working against her.
Speaker 1: Can he handle a woman who's four years older? I
Speaker 1: think she's super cute. Who is up? I think it's me.
Speaker 1: I went with Magia just to mix it up. Um
Speaker 1: could be Maggie might go with Magi thirty two Pharmacists
Speaker 1: Ethiopia Um same page. Maggie or Magi beautiful, kind hearted woman,
Speaker 1: striking good looks or a small part of her story
Speaker 1: do tell. Grew up in Ethiopia, which is cool. She
Speaker 1: says moving to the US was a scary thing she's
Speaker 1: ever done. Doesn't regret it. Um she was able to
Speaker 1: move to the US after she won the diversity vis a.
Speaker 1: Lotto's amazing, grateful of the opportunities take something for granted.
Speaker 1: People often described as two nice, but she sees your
Speaker 1: kindness as the biggest strength, power and resilience behind it. Honest,
Speaker 1: looking for a partner that she can share everything with
Speaker 1: and love and compassion for culture like she does when
Speaker 1: she's not working or studying to further her career. She
Speaker 1: loves to explore the town's historical buildings. Why yeah, I
Speaker 1: just did that last Saturday, drink wine at her favorite
Speaker 1: local restaurants, and spend nights with a girlfriend's watching movies.
Speaker 1: Meeting Matt will be very new, exciting experience for her.
Speaker 1: Excited to be to show the women's she got a
Speaker 1: place where arranged marriages were common. Yeah, she grew up
Speaker 1: in up sorry places with arranged marriages were very common,
Speaker 1: So she's excited to be here to show the women
Speaker 1: back home that everyone deserves to choose who they love.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. It's reading so fast, I missed the best sentence.
Speaker 1: Thank you Arden. Maggie runs a nonprofit that supplies shoes
Speaker 1: to girls back in her hometown. Oh my god. Up,
Speaker 1: Maggie loved playing ping pong. Oh my god. The best
Speaker 1: surprise Maggie ever received was two front row tickets to
Speaker 1: a Beyonce concert. Well, she's my love her. She's definitely
Speaker 1: top three. She's stopped three. You where does she doubt?
Speaker 1: Do we know where she's She's what historical buildings were though?
Speaker 1: Can we see her one more time? The only red
Speaker 1: flag is if she lives in like a small town
Speaker 1: and there's only one historical Yeah, she just keeps going back,
Speaker 1: Like how fucking huge he keeps going back. She's adorable.
Speaker 1: She's the old lime town hall. He's twenty two. Do
Speaker 1: we think he cares? If you're him? Do you care? Miles? No? No,
Speaker 1: She's like she's like a she's so striking, like it's unbelievable,
Speaker 1: and like that depends on him, right, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? You don't know enough about him. If he's
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I want to like party and just whatever,
Speaker 1: then she's going to be way too good for him.
Speaker 1: She's got like im like levels of like should transcending
Speaker 1: sort of what everyone else like. If he's in the
Speaker 1: I GHT like, then there's that there within this crew.
Speaker 1: But I think she does some modeling because her Instagram
Speaker 1: is like a lot of professional photos that are really beautiful,
Speaker 1: and then her organization is called my Shoes um so,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it doesn't say where she lives right now.
Speaker 1: I can't find that a lot of strong competitive competition.
Speaker 1: And well, he's like one of the most He's I'm
Speaker 1: he's the most exciting bachelor they've ever had. And it's
Speaker 1: also a pandemic, so it's like people are available, and
Speaker 1: I think when people saw that it was him, everyone
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I want to throw my hat in
Speaker 1: the ring. I think they got pretty pretty great ladies. Okay,
Speaker 1: next got turned down. Um I got turned down too.
Speaker 1: I was surprised, all right, Rob takeing with Mari Mari
Speaker 1: Mary Marie. I'm gonna say, Mari m a r I
Speaker 1: lots of lips going on. She's way I mean, if
Speaker 1: that last Woman was thirty two marketing director from Oddenton, Maryland.
Speaker 1: She is a former beauty queen living in the American dream.
Speaker 1: After moving to Maryland from Puerto Rico as a teenager,
Speaker 1: Mary Marie enrolled in college and competed in pageants, most
Speaker 1: recently winning Miss Maryland USA in twe and placing top
Speaker 1: ten and Miss Miss USA. Okay, that's hard to do.
Speaker 1: The career focused woman on the go who is ready
Speaker 1: to find love, the love of her life, and settle down.
Speaker 1: She says that as a partner, she's very nurturing and
Speaker 1: thoughtful and helps to find a man who values her
Speaker 1: and gives her the same. She describes herself as a romantic, thoughtful,
Speaker 1: all in partner and loves to make her significant other
Speaker 1: happy by cooking for them, planning small surprises, and giving massages.
Speaker 1: My loves her job and says it's very important that
Speaker 1: she's a marketing director that she has her own thing
Speaker 1: going for She loved that she can work completely remote
Speaker 1: because she can't wait to have kids and wants the
Speaker 1: working mom that shows young women they could truly have
Speaker 1: it all. Mary, you can't have it all, and she's
Speaker 1: planning to get her voting license that's excited, and she
Speaker 1: visiting an elephant sanctuary in Thailand is at the top
Speaker 1: of Marie's bucket. We see Marie again one more time,
Speaker 1: just a I mean, she's beautiful her Instagram she is
Speaker 1: so much prettier. Is a terrible photo of her. She's
Speaker 1: beautiful well in her her Instagram she's even prettier because
Speaker 1: you show us a picture of her, like she is?
Speaker 1: She a smoke show. She might be a smoke show. God,
Speaker 1: smoke show is the best smoke I mean, I've got
Speaker 1: a new word smoke show. How dare you call that
Speaker 1: smoke show? Smoke show? Titia is a smoke show? He
Speaker 1: was Actually yeah, I was like, what's wrong with smoke show? Yeah? Like, like,
Speaker 1: why are you mad at the smoke show? Got called
Speaker 1: a smoke show? All right? Get ready, Mariala, You're gonna
Speaker 1: have way more than twelve followers. Oh she's oh my god,
Speaker 1: ship total smoke shell. Well, she's got to redo her
Speaker 1: bucket list. But I think she's going to go far.
Speaker 1: He is stunning. Those elephants and she raised in Thailand
Speaker 1: are so cool. I want to go one of those
Speaker 1: so bad, I know, but it's you know, come on,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I mean, that's twenty four
Speaker 1: here to be like on your photo on the site.
Speaker 1: She doesn't, I can't. I'm going thirsty. I'm going thirsty.
Speaker 1: Lie about their age on the show that they get busted,
Speaker 1: you know, like on some of them. Don't you have
Speaker 1: to produce a I d No one ever gets busted,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure a lot of them. Why I'm sure
Speaker 1: she's twenty four. Um, I think she's gonna go far.
Speaker 1: I think she's hot enough that he might want to
Speaker 1: take her to fantasy suitets. I'm gonna put her on
Speaker 1: my top three and I might put her as uh
Speaker 1: potential thirsty. Wait, wait a minute, is this is this pageant? Yeah? Okay, pageant? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: top three potential thirst, top three potential thirst for sure?
Speaker 1: Oh okay. I want to see her. I want to
Speaker 1: see what she looks like when she's started by herself
Speaker 1: and she's on Instagram. Okay, Um, who is opposite you?
Speaker 1: Rob Marylynn? Marylynn? Okay? So then we have Dr Banana
Speaker 1: Mary mary Lynn Marylynn Rights cub Mary Lynn coordinator from
Speaker 1: Studio City, California. Um, she needs a man to commit
Speaker 1: and isn't afraid to wear his heart on his sleeves,
Speaker 1: and she wants someone sleeves. He's got a book sleeves.
Speaker 1: She wants someone stable. I mean, what what what is that?
Speaker 1: You will love her unconditionally. Maybe she'll hook up with
Speaker 1: the woman that's looking for stability. Yeah, physical stability. Wants
Speaker 1: oil to the core, and she hopes to be married
Speaker 1: with two or more rescue dogs. And inspirational inspirational okay,
Speaker 1: and healthy life, which means she wants to be an influencer.
Speaker 1: Thursday marylyn Is Thursday hopes to start several companies focused
Speaker 1: around her environmental welfare and healthy lifestyle choices full thirst.
Speaker 1: She doesn't she doesn't see herself with anyone who is lazy, lazy, introverted,
Speaker 1: or someone who doesn't prioritize or health and hygiene. Then
Speaker 1: I'm out. I don't know, you haven't a clean myself?
Speaker 1: Not what do you call it by? What do you mean? Hygiene? Hygiene? No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, path bye, Jane. Keep it moving, Keep it moving.
Speaker 1: She loves Disneyland. She hopes to start a nonprofit for
Speaker 1: the environment to you know, help get rid of single
Speaker 1: use plastic. And she grew up surfing, but it's terrified
Speaker 1: of sharks. I just see what she looks like on
Speaker 1: her Instagram. People love Disneyland. They love I mean, like
Speaker 1: I like Disneyland. I'm not a monster, but like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's a huge red flag. If you do your special
Speaker 1: SOFCE category that you love Disneyland, you know it's not
Speaker 1: foot fetish, not the Disneyland. Yeah, I'll give you a
Speaker 1: foot fetish over Disneyland. I mean hatred of foot fetish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, we're back. She's super thirsty and
Speaker 1: you don't know what she's doing with that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: m it isn't interesting. M hm, yes, the thing is
Speaker 1: like and maybe it's just because I'm older, older, but
Speaker 1: to me, that's like someone that's like in the philanthropy
Speaker 1: and nonprofit organization. And then every single photo is like
Speaker 1: her posing, you know what I mean. Look at that
Speaker 1: beach photo. What in god, good god, that's like scream
Speaker 1: And then look at her crouching. Sorry, if you if
Speaker 1: you wait, if you let that one right there, what
Speaker 1: is she sitting on? What is that? Did I just do?
Speaker 1: What did I do? How did I do that? What happened? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Okay, there we go. Katie's back. That's just
Speaker 1: a seat. What is it like a turnstile? Yeah? I can't.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm a pupper as full thirst Yeah, look
Speaker 1: at that and it said yum summertime. Oh my god. No,
Speaker 1: she's not gonna she's not gonna be top three. I'm
Speaker 1: just putting her thirsty for shar point. Summer is tasty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Head down in like a fruit bowl
Speaker 1: as a joke and go. It's fun. They're ste hungry.
Speaker 1: Who did Miles? Did you read the thirsty one? Was
Speaker 1: that you? Uh? No, I didn't do that one? Doctor
Speaker 1: read the doctor read it? Okay, kay, m J all right,
Speaker 1: this is stylist and j She's from Hudson, Ohio. Um.
Speaker 1: I will ask Anthony later where Hudson is. Um. She's
Speaker 1: a beauty expert who sees the beauty of life and
Speaker 1: all that she does. She grew up on a small
Speaker 1: island in Lake Erie. Apparently it's an island where she
Speaker 1: love being outdoors and on the water. She's passionate about
Speaker 1: making people feel better about themselves and says her calling
Speaker 1: in life is to make the world a more, more
Speaker 1: beautiful place. She wants a man that will be just
Speaker 1: as giving as she is and will shower her with
Speaker 1: the reciprocated love she deserves. I don't know that. She
Speaker 1: dreams of settling down with someone reliable, decisive, and family oriented,
Speaker 1: and says she needs a man they'll be as fiercely
Speaker 1: loyal to her as she is to them. She is
Speaker 1: very social and wants a man who will let her
Speaker 1: maintain her independence and one had unnecessary drama to her life.
Speaker 1: She is drama, you guys. She'll be gone on the
Speaker 1: first time. Um. She loves a man with a plan,
Speaker 1: but has no interest in someone with an inflated ego
Speaker 1: or unrealistic expectations. She cannot deal with someone who is
Speaker 1: never on time. She's charming and memorable. Once she enters
Speaker 1: the bachelor bubble, we don't think Matt will have any
Speaker 1: trouble keeping her on down. She loves her risk of music.
Speaker 1: Her favorite music to dance do. Her best trip was
Speaker 1: camping in Sahara, and she enjoys the spicy margarita. I
Speaker 1: feel like we'd be friends with her, but I don't
Speaker 1: think that she's think she's fun. I don't think she's
Speaker 1: gonna I think it's too cut throw. I think she's
Speaker 1: a fun, nice gale that would be our buddy. And
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna survive the cutthroat Pandem's bubble
Speaker 1: that is these ladies fighting for the hottest bachelor that's
Speaker 1: ever existed. Her hair is not ready for the big time.
Speaker 1: He's not ready for the big time. Up next is
Speaker 1: me with Piper, twenty three year old graduate student from
Speaker 1: Happy Value or again, don't discount Piper it's just a
Speaker 1: pretty face, because there's way more to the stunt of them.
Speaker 1: She's a package. She's gonna create his mind, a master's
Speaker 1: degree of marketing, and a wonderful family. The only thing
Speaker 1: missing a man to enjoy. She's caring, all right, what
Speaker 1: do what do we have? Uh? She have values independence,
Speaker 1: even though she loves having a partner, and she wants
Speaker 1: parts of her life that remain her own. She needs
Speaker 1: someone with confidence and knows what they want in life
Speaker 1: because forethought is so important to her. Um. She's very
Speaker 1: into European cars and dreams of owning a Rolls Royce. Huh.
Speaker 1: She loves her Grandma and call she calls her mom
Speaker 1: Graham Cracker that's fucking cute. That's so cute. I love
Speaker 1: that she's not at Picnics because the idea of sitting
Speaker 1: on the ground and eating is not appealing to her.
Speaker 1: That in the Rolls Royce makes me think high maintenance.
Speaker 1: I do love Graham Cracker. I don't think she's going
Speaker 1: to be a villain top three or making it too far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to say her hatred of Picnics, patriot to
Speaker 1: pick real red flag kind of desire for a Rolls Royce,
Speaker 1: Like I can see somebody like she wants a vintage
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a nineteen sixty eight Alpha Romeo,
Speaker 1: but like to want to cover the rules Royce, and
Speaker 1: to not want to sit on the ground and eat,
Speaker 1: like yeah, big big red flags. That's a red flag
Speaker 1: all right. Up next we have Miles Is doing Rachel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the old man would be like a Saudi Arabian prince. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna make you sit on a ground somewhere.
Speaker 1: He's probably owns fifteen Rolls Royce. Is you just were disrespectful?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she needs she needs a sugar daddy. She's
Speaker 1: screaming sugar Daddy. Rachel is twenty four She's a graphic
Speaker 1: designer from Coming, Georgia with beautiful eyes and a personality
Speaker 1: to match. Rachel's a Southern sweetheart with a close knit family.
Speaker 1: She's a hopeless romantic to her core. She's never been
Speaker 1: in love and believes that Matt may just be the
Speaker 1: guy to change that. Or maybe it's the whole being
Speaker 1: on a TV thing. Who knows. Rachel is hoping her
Speaker 1: love story will be something huge and life altering. She
Speaker 1: wants to look back on her life when she's old
Speaker 1: and feel that she's made the most out of it.
Speaker 1: Nothing makes her happier than a good movie, good wine, shark,
Speaker 1: hooterie boy. Rachel needs a man who will make every
Speaker 1: day with her something to tell her future children about,
Speaker 1: and says, at the end of the day, love is
Speaker 1: what makes your life more special than others. Life could
Speaker 1: be hard and really quoting dark at times, but if
Speaker 1: you have someone by your side that loves you more
Speaker 1: than they love themselves, that makes it all worth it
Speaker 1: in the end. That is such a long quote to
Speaker 1: put in their bio. That's how they spelled, like how
Speaker 1: her hometown is spelled. Yeah yeah. Her favorite way to
Speaker 1: pass the time is by doodling. She takes slow drivers,
Speaker 1: and she's very neat with organization and cleanliness and messy
Speaker 1: with plans and schedule. She's a neat nick who's going
Speaker 1: to be late. Let me see what she looks like.
Speaker 1: She's cute young women. How many ear rings she has?
Speaker 1: She has like twenty six ear rings on her right
Speaker 1: ear that's that's that's what she he sharter around. I
Speaker 1: think it was like Hannah Gee said her favorite food
Speaker 1: with charcoutery boards. Really yeah, I remember that because I
Speaker 1: remember the game. It was so weird. And now there's
Speaker 1: two women here that say that. And I don't know
Speaker 1: what was this, Which one was handy too young to
Speaker 1: be liking charcoutery boards, Peter be or whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't get it. This is like
Speaker 1: the third young from this show that I've heard mentioned.
Speaker 1: That must be like a boogie lifestyle thing. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: not the sarcoutery girl. It's like diving over for avocado toast.
Speaker 1: This is all yeah, well, because that shows like you
Speaker 1: don't eat fries at some fun right, And I don't
Speaker 1: eat the bread. I don't eat the bread. I eat
Speaker 1: the meat and the cheese. I'm ket alright, I euro
Speaker 1: I don't need bologney. I eat euro meat, no bread, Robbie, Robbie,
Speaker 1: yea portions. I just feel like it's it's the new
Speaker 1: wave of saying yes, yeah. It's like yes, I'm gonna eat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat. I'm gonna look like I'm ordering a lot,
Speaker 1: but I'll just have a couple of thin slices of
Speaker 1: something olive, and I'll have an olive and a pickle.
Speaker 1: That actually makes sense. Or whoever is is writing these
Speaker 1: bios is like super high and super love Charcouterie. They
Speaker 1: love charcter and they keep forgetting that they've already used
Speaker 1: Charcuterie twice. Yeah, there are some. Yeah, I would give
Speaker 1: some edit notes on some of the sentences, like when
Speaker 1: Europe was mentioned twice in a sent This person is
Speaker 1: so high locked in the pandemic working for ABC. They're
Speaker 1: just craving CHERCUTTERI in Europe, all right, Aaron Europe with
Speaker 1: Senday Sony. They didn't you match her. They didn't match
Speaker 1: her foundation with her arms. Oh yeah, okay, she's adorable.
Speaker 1: Shut kind of blends in with the skin color. Um.
Speaker 1: I would call it a salmon is a salmon senday
Speaker 1: t consultant. Den't Colorado beautiful. Seney has a contagious as
Speaker 1: for life. From swimming with shark Florida, South Africa UM
Speaker 1: to being inducted to the University of Florida Hall of
Speaker 1: Fame for Outstanding Leaders I'm sorry, service and academic achievement.
Speaker 1: Nothing is out of her reach. Um. This energetic Florida
Speaker 1: native has a thousand what smile and here to find
Speaker 1: a man she could probably bring home. So Florida girl,
Speaker 1: Florida girls to Florida. They said Florida three times. I
Speaker 1: better have Europe said twice in Florida rather have Denver
Speaker 1: said anything more than Florida. So a fresh outlook on
Speaker 1: life feels that Matt could be the perfect addition She's
Speaker 1: been looking forward. Describes her perfect man as selfless, ambitious, considerate.
Speaker 1: She licks activities, hiking, outdoors, red rocks, pavilion, amphitheater, hopes
Speaker 1: to find a partner, will always be up for an adventure.
Speaker 1: Seney wants nothing more than to go on the adventure
Speaker 1: of a lifetime, but the hopes of finding a love
Speaker 1: and life changing blah blah blah. Sanay completed her first
Speaker 1: marathon when she was sixteen years old. Wow, people who
Speaker 1: don't return their shopping cart at the grocery store drive
Speaker 1: her crazy. Then I had a pet parrot for most
Speaker 1: of her childhood. Red flag. Those are all red flags.
Speaker 1: Time just to take a little very cute. I bet
Speaker 1: she's super hot in person. Did they do the Florida
Speaker 1: connection because Tyler's from Florida? Are they putting girl in?
Speaker 1: Are you still in Florida right now? Aaron? No, Now
Speaker 1: I'm in Waco, Texas? Got it? Yeah, I just chasing
Speaker 1: covid um the wait, well this is her? No, No,
Speaker 1: she's like in her Okay, so so they're not all
Speaker 1: all of these Instagram accounts. They look very manicure, like
Speaker 1: did they go through knowing that we're going to do this?
Speaker 1: I mean, she's really little figure. Look at our fucking
Speaker 1: little fig? Is cute? They're all posed? I mean, how
Speaker 1: look I here's her honest question. Look at the graduation
Speaker 1: and you're young. I love the hike in my short short?
Speaker 1: Do you guess that's how I hi? Wow? Like I
Speaker 1: would never post for that when I was twenty four.
Speaker 1: Here's an honest question. How do you people make I
Speaker 1: know it's filters. I know, it's like a certain How
Speaker 1: do people make everything always everything look pale, pink and
Speaker 1: like everything? How do you so, say, you get on
Speaker 1: and you're preparing yourself and you're trying to be an influencer,
Speaker 1: how do you actually do that? Like do you have
Speaker 1: to just keep hiring people to take your picture? Like
Speaker 1: how do you where do they get all these pictures?
Speaker 1: I don't understand why mine doesn't look like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting you're not trying hard? And what apps are using?
Speaker 1: First of all, what apps are using? Um? I have
Speaker 1: reeled it up. How to make your face look real? Real?
Speaker 1: And uh and and no, no filters? You got Visco cam?
Speaker 1: I got Visco cam? Are you even this is like
Speaker 1: speaking Russian? What's that? Remember that one you showed us
Speaker 1: that makes your legs longer? Oh? Yeah, let's Visco cam.
Speaker 1: Visco cam is what makes your you can try to
Speaker 1: make but like, but there's so many settings on there,
Speaker 1: Like there's like fifty thousand settings. So how do you
Speaker 1: make yourself look like you just like got off of
Speaker 1: going to Coachella for every photo? I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: don't get it. I do think hot girls like this,
Speaker 1: and I'm going based off my experience of interacting with
Speaker 1: my hot girlfriends who are like, I'm like, what life
Speaker 1: do you live? I think they have a lot of
Speaker 1: people who help them with stuff because they are so hot,
Speaker 1: Like I think who like dudes pay for all their
Speaker 1: ubers and you're like, are you dating him? She's like, no,
Speaker 1: he's just a friend. Right, I get it. It's like
Speaker 1: a hot person, there's like a it's almost like a
Speaker 1: like a video game where there's a level that we're
Speaker 1: not on, so we don't know that. Like if you're
Speaker 1: hot enough, people will help you with your Instagram. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I know. There's like people I used to
Speaker 1: work with that have like inexplicable YouTube content and during
Speaker 1: the pandemic, like they were just doing them walking through
Speaker 1: l A subway stations and it was clearly just some
Speaker 1: thirsty dude who was like, please, I will give my
Speaker 1: time for your content, edit everything, just to be near
Speaker 1: you because you inspire me. I got it. So you
Speaker 1: gotta have people want to have to bone you. I
Speaker 1: got it. All right, great, all right, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: that'll be on. That'll be That's how you get your
Speaker 1: pictures to look like I'm gonna first, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: my I'm gonna bring my microphone, and when when the
Speaker 1: when Venus saturned, When Venus and Saturn are aligned tonight,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a wish for people that want to
Speaker 1: bone me to make pretty looking content. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do, just like this, my platypus sock. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're to take a quick break and we'll be right
Speaker 1: back with platypus socks and sexiness. Bone Zone. Let's get
Speaker 1: in the bone zone. Does and her back, Sarah, she's cute.
Speaker 1: She They styled her in a way that feels like
Speaker 1: Linda Linda Hamilton's terminator, Like I feel like she wants
Speaker 1: to look better than that. And they made her look
Speaker 1: like she's like the new cop on the four. She's
Speaker 1: twenty four, but she looks in her late They definitely
Speaker 1: styled her badly. She looks like Crystal who married Goose.
Speaker 1: We just had a baby or is she tragning with
Speaker 1: somebody else? Okay before she's a broadcast journalist from San Diego.
Speaker 1: She's always unifying your fairy tale ending she comes. She
Speaker 1: comes from an incredibly close knit family and says that
Speaker 1: her parents are the true example of the loving and
Speaker 1: loyal relationship that she wants for herself. One day. She's
Speaker 1: been in too serious relationships, but unfortunately neither turned out
Speaker 1: to be her prince charming, always traveling, fine new foods,
Speaker 1: going to concerts, tennis hiking, tennis hiking and biking. She
Speaker 1: is hoping to find a man who prioritizes fitness and
Speaker 1: healthy lifestyle. Just give me funny, someone who turned every day.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. One thing that's very important to Sara's
Speaker 1: finding a man who's commitment to faith is as strong
Speaker 1: as her is. Okay, one of those she helps one day,
Speaker 1: being a power couple that when they're not spending time
Speaker 1: with the kids, they're doing work for the community and
Speaker 1: giving back to the children in need. She's a hopeless
Speaker 1: romantic who hopes she gets a fairy tale ending that
Speaker 1: she's always always wanted. Uh. She is a trained fire dancer. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see that. We'll see that one night. So her
Speaker 1: personal superhero is over winfree and she dabbles in photography
Speaker 1: asn't a hobby. I mean, let's see her face again.
Speaker 1: I want to see what she looks like when she
Speaker 1: styles herself because because she's really pretty, and they styled
Speaker 1: her to look like you're step mom, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like like your dad, Like, oh that's just Sarah,
Speaker 1: my dad married her. I don't understand the sweater, the
Speaker 1: zip up sweater. I mean, she's cute. I feel that
Speaker 1: they much much cuter, much cuter. Again, here's the light.
Speaker 1: She's got the vs c O kind of pink, that
Speaker 1: pinkish filter on everything. If you scroll down a little. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're all ready for it. They're all ready for their clothes.
Speaker 1: They all have the same filters happening. They're just waiting
Speaker 1: for those brands to be tagged in these photos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, it's crazy. All these people there's this
Speaker 1: is just their Instagram is just like this, like already already,
Speaker 1: she's been like building for this. You're all Instagram models.
Speaker 1: There's not one of them that's just like, you know,
Speaker 1: here's me with no makeup on and whatever. Go here's
Speaker 1: me with a sock on a microphone that shaped like
Speaker 1: a platfum. You know, take a week off and don't
Speaker 1: shower and be a human being. These these these women,
Speaker 1: they by the way, real quick, I forgot I was
Speaker 1: I just got sidetracked by charcoutery. But I forgot to
Speaker 1: mention Rachel's favorite thing to do to pass the time
Speaker 1: is doodling, And that might be my favorite thing I've
Speaker 1: ever read in my life. Doodling, doodling. I had to.
Speaker 1: I mean, I missed the time when they told us
Speaker 1: what tattoos everybody had, Like I miss Like, I feel
Speaker 1: like they're not giving us anything to really sink our
Speaker 1: teeth water down. It's a very charcoutery. It's the charcoutery
Speaker 1: of bios. Yeah. Yeah, we want the Brazilian steakhouse where
Speaker 1: you get you eat the meat off the stick that
Speaker 1: comes around, and we're getting and charcruitery right right. Podcast
Speaker 1: that's the word. I couldn't remember. It says she's a podcaster, Sarah.
Speaker 1: It says from here to Wear on Apple and Spotify.
Speaker 1: We have the same agency. This one is is wants
Speaker 1: to be famous broadcast journalists. Yeah, all right, she's a
Speaker 1: little thirsty, Sarah trot if she's already she's a little thirsty. Yeah, okay, um,
Speaker 1: who is up to read? And who we have Serena
Speaker 1: see she's cute flight attendant. The other one might have
Speaker 1: scouted her she's adorable. The whole time she's distracted. She's like, heyy,
Speaker 1: so what jarliney? And I'm sorry, I want to do
Speaker 1: the best ship. Okay, I just think you could work
Speaker 1: for Malaysia. I don't know you. Okay, who's up reading
Speaker 1: where we've needed a last initial? There must be another
Speaker 1: Serena who read that last one? All right? So that
Speaker 1: means that means that Tanna is up all right? Serena
Speaker 1: see flight attendant from San Francisco. She's a free spirit.
Speaker 1: Um okay. Uh. She wants a partner, Yeah, okay, great game,
Speaker 1: it's all just whatever. She's looking for a man with charisma,
Speaker 1: good character, someone who has a strong physical connection with her.
Speaker 1: Perfect day is getting all dressed up for a fancy
Speaker 1: night out, taking in the sunset over good champagne and
Speaker 1: a thought provoking conversation. There's an idea of this woman
Speaker 1: having I can't imagine any of these people having thought
Speaker 1: provoking conversations. But she wants to be professionally successful. But
Speaker 1: also they just said she's a free spirit again, Okay, dude,
Speaker 1: I like her. I like Serena. See she wants to
Speaker 1: travel the world. Um, she wants a special man. Nothing
Speaker 1: makes Serena Shee happier than when she puts together the
Speaker 1: perfect outfit a Barbie doll. Oh my god, I loved
Speaker 1: my Barbie so much that she's not a fan of
Speaker 1: birthday attention, though we neither. I hate when anybody makes
Speaker 1: it fuss about my birthday. I hate it. I just
Speaker 1: can't stand any attention, Like let's does not even talk
Speaker 1: about I don't even know when your birthday I am in.
Speaker 1: I did eat eat it. Oh my god, that's for me.
Speaker 1: I hate it, but like not to be like on
Speaker 1: your birthday for putting putting together you're a perfect outfit,
Speaker 1: like threw yourself off the want you to know. I
Speaker 1: love what you're right down so much. I want to
Speaker 1: throw a karaoke birthday party. And I had a blimp
Speaker 1: that flew around the party, remote control blimp that said
Speaker 1: with my head shot on it and a sign that
Speaker 1: said happy birthday art and love art and on it.
Speaker 1: And somewhere that was at the gower gulch of like
Speaker 1: that where they said that like shitty karaoke bar, and
Speaker 1: somewhere between leaving that bar and getting back to my apartment,
Speaker 1: the blimp with my name and my face and that sign.
Speaker 1: It must have flown out of my Jetta and like
Speaker 1: fallen all over Hollywood, like I lost. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that i'd lost. It wasn't in the car when I
Speaker 1: got home. So somewhere, at some point in time floating
Speaker 1: around Hollywood was a remote control like party blimp with
Speaker 1: my head shot and a sign that's aid happy birthday,
Speaker 1: art and love art and on it. I love. A
Speaker 1: birthday is your responsibility. You want a party, you gotta
Speaker 1: throw it yourself. That's the deal. You can't pout that
Speaker 1: nobody celebrated your birthday. You want it done right, You
Speaker 1: do it yourself. Birthday man or lady. All Right, here
Speaker 1: we go, we've got twelve minutes left. She's so cute.
Speaker 1: She's so cute. She likes bottomless mimosas and chicken wings.
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna make me maybe make top three.
Speaker 1: I think she's freaking adorable. Only if she puts together
Speaker 1: the perfect it's gonna be the perfect outfit. All right, Katie, Serena, Pete, Katie,
Speaker 1: really skim this one because we're about to lose erin.
Speaker 1: It all comes down to those fun facts at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Serena p twenty two too young publicists from Canada,
Speaker 1: although she has Canadians, so I'm like, maybe she'll be cool.
Speaker 1: Um blah blah blah blah blah. She's twenty two, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. She says she's chronically chronologically angry. She would
Speaker 1: love to have a pet. Chickens that she could have
Speaker 1: a pet in an endless supply of eggs all in one,
Speaker 1: and her learning how to change attire is at the
Speaker 1: top of her bucket list. That's super attainable and ironically angry,
Speaker 1: So that means you're always cranky. I'm gonna put her
Speaker 1: as shifter. I'm gonna put her as potential. I have
Speaker 1: to say. Her Instagram, though, like, is kind of normal.
Speaker 1: That alright, alright, I mean if you're trying to date
Speaker 1: and you put down chronically hanky, all right, who's next.
Speaker 1: We have Sydney. She's super cute, twenty eight year old
Speaker 1: marketing specialists from Nashville. Um. She she she might come
Speaker 1: off as tough, it's just because she's blunt, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean she's not romantic, Okay. Um. She hates awkward
Speaker 1: dinner conversation and says a man with big goals is
Speaker 1: her biggest turn on. She uh, amusement parks creep her out.
Speaker 1: She's embarrassed to admit it, but growing up she loved
Speaker 1: the Twilight Books and she's allergic to off a cocado's
Speaker 1: amusement parks are the best. Um. I mean, she's opinionated
Speaker 1: woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to
Speaker 1: vocalize it. I'm going to put her as a potential villain.
Speaker 1: She feels like she might get into some ship with
Speaker 1: some people. M m, like a ship ster, like a firestarter.
Speaker 1: Maybe I kind of like her. I like that she
Speaker 1: left the Twilight Books and I was a little embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I feel terrible because avocados are a treasure. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: our next up we have Miles reading Oh my Goodness
Speaker 1: Victoria right after my Heart. I would recommend reading this
Speaker 1: whole bio is the last woman will because I'm already
Speaker 1: Victoria seven occupation queen. Now, Miles calls his adorable girlfriend
Speaker 1: her majesty so just so, but different person Victoria or
Speaker 1: Queen Victoria. She likes to refer to herself or has
Speaker 1: outgrown her quote. Once upon a Time jet set her lifestyle,
Speaker 1: but not her sense of grandeur to focus towards entrepreneurship
Speaker 1: and has launched a few businesses in the health and
Speaker 1: beauty space. Victoria. Now, Victoria knows she has a big
Speaker 1: personality and she needs a strong man who can keep up,
Speaker 1: but who won't be controlling in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 1: The top things Victoria needs in a relationship or loyalty, honesty, independence, meditation,
Speaker 1: and spirit spirituality play a big part. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: The girls know what the girl knows what she wants,
Speaker 1: and good luck to anyone who tries to stop her.
Speaker 1: Victoria loves the perfect up at all sprits. The light
Speaker 1: of her life is Coco, her golden doodle. And Victoria's
Speaker 1: biggest turn off is a man who can't keep his
Speaker 1: room clean. Wow by mean all right? So she's a
Speaker 1: thirsty villain, all right. So how does she balance the
Speaker 1: meditation and spirituality with her sense of grandeur. That's quite
Speaker 1: a journey. He's a very expensive outfit to attitude, all right.
Speaker 1: So now let's each take Let's just everybody take two minutes,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna go around and we're gonna read.
Speaker 1: So gather your top three next bachelorette villain thirsty, and
Speaker 1: who's going to be like the biggest nightmare we do
Speaker 1: we want? Is there like the shipster sort of like this,
Speaker 1: like the tailor shipster. We'll do that. So top three,
Speaker 1: next bachelor, villain thirsty and like the shipster, like the
Speaker 1: fire starter. Okay, all right, First up we'll go with
Speaker 1: Rob says he's ready. Rob take us through in any
Speaker 1: order your pixar My fire starter is Wait, how do
Speaker 1: you spell that? We m a n I emani Okay, yes, okay, great,
Speaker 1: thirsty is aliena I l e A n a Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to see see I need to see your thirsty.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, okay, great, yes, yes. Villain is Victoria? Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1: My top three I'm gonna say first, let's say the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette. Top three is Bree okay, Cassandra with a
Speaker 1: C yes, and Kaylee with a K okay, okay. Then
Speaker 1: he's gonna win. Who's gonna win? What's the order? What's
Speaker 1: your order with that? Um? Okay? So my my order
Speaker 1: number one, number two, number three? Right? Um? So my
Speaker 1: order is Cassandra number one, and then uh Bree number
Speaker 1: two and then Kaylee number three? Love this okay? And
Speaker 1: I don't know why, just because I like her. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say the Bachelorette just because I like her and
Speaker 1: I but I had no other place for is Maggie.
Speaker 1: I love it? Okay, great, Okay, I hope you're right
Speaker 1: that those are great picks. Rob, I really I hope you.
Speaker 1: I wish you luck, I hope you win you Okay?
Speaker 1: Who else? Who wants to go next? I can go?
Speaker 1: All right? Myles? Uh for villain, this is hard. I
Speaker 1: think it's going to be Victoria, who will also be
Speaker 1: the fire starter as well? Or ship position. I just
Speaker 1: feel like they're going that's sort of one and the
Speaker 1: same ish uh top ory for clarity, the shipster is
Speaker 1: usually uptight, like the villains more fun and like doesn't
Speaker 1: give a ship and this and like the ship ster
Speaker 1: is like, um, can you believe with the villain just
Speaker 1: said like like they're usually that's Queen Queen Victoria. I
Speaker 1: think Queen Victoria is then more uptight, so should be
Speaker 1: the shipster. So then who are your so who's your
Speaker 1: villain going to be? Uh? This is it's a it's
Speaker 1: a wild swing, but kay, I think it's possible. Oh yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: he wants her own talk show. She's did a dog
Speaker 1: flash mob. It okay, great, she'll she'll stunt for the camera.
Speaker 1: The thirstiest person is going to be possibly. Here's the
Speaker 1: thing I have. I think Alana could be in the
Speaker 1: top three. And this is just me going out, going
Speaker 1: to outer space, because thirsty can also often go far,
Speaker 1: thirsty can win. I believe Alana is thirsty and in
Speaker 1: the top three, and the top three being she'll be
Speaker 1: in third place, Maggie will be in second, and Cassandra
Speaker 1: will win. I love this, Okay, okay, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: piss so many people off that Alana is going this
Speaker 1: far because it'll be so I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: feel like that's the energy that will be embodied. And
Speaker 1: then the Bachelorette I think could be Cassandra. I just
Speaker 1: but but if she won, then she can't be the bachelorrette.
Speaker 1: If she wons, oh right, then I'm sorry. Then it's
Speaker 1: going to be Maggie. I love this. Oh I just
Speaker 1: got chills. I got so excited. I literally just got chills.
Speaker 1: All Right, I'm gonna go my fire starter like the
Speaker 1: pissy one. It's like, uh, it's gonna be Caroline. She's
Speaker 1: the one that has the tattoos and loves so that
Speaker 1: she likes New Order. But she likes New Order. She's
Speaker 1: my fire starter, my villainous queen Victoria. The thirsty one
Speaker 1: is Leana with her like funky monkey bar. My top
Speaker 1: three are Cassandra, Um, Cassandra, Maggie and gosh um Arden.
Speaker 1: Come on, do I want to go MARII? Or do
Speaker 1: I want to go Anna the flight the pilot. Um,
Speaker 1: I'll go Anna, I'll go Anna, and then and Um bachelorette.
Speaker 1: Gosh Um, I'll go Mauri bachelorette mhm uh. I feel
Speaker 1: like they've never had a woman from Puerto Rico. I
Speaker 1: think she'll be beautiful and um that was and uh
Speaker 1: and she's I think in real life, a real stunner
Speaker 1: and that men would like love to like fight to
Speaker 1: win her her honor. I don't know which one is that.
Speaker 1: She was the one that has a terrible photo. She's
Speaker 1: twenty four next to Maggie to the right of but
Speaker 1: her Instagram she's smoking. Um. I was going to put
Speaker 1: her in my top three. I was torn between she
Speaker 1: and Anna. Depends if he wants like a like like
Speaker 1: the cheerleading captain or not. Um all right. So next
Speaker 1: up we have Aaron Foley. Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: so hard. Um, Okay, I know I'm just gonna take
Speaker 1: some swings. Great. I can't Amber yet. Nobody's picked the
Speaker 1: head tilt yet. Okay, go ahead, right, head tilt mom, Yes,
Speaker 1: French coat, Yes, yes, you know I'm gonna go. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna add a category drunk on the first day and
Speaker 1: I'm doing Amber there, love it, great villain. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with Victoria fire Starter. I know what you mean
Speaker 1: by Caroline, but I'm gonna pick a tailor needally woman
Speaker 1: that might be judging. I'm gonna go with Kayla because
Speaker 1: she used the word emotional intelligence in her bio. Yes. Great,
Speaker 1: so I think she's going to be like, I've got
Speaker 1: emotionally intelligence and then when you say that word, everybody
Speaker 1: hates her. Um. The top three are Cassandra Maggie say,
Speaker 1: I'm doing that, Florida Chick. Oh yeah, she loved a
Speaker 1: little flooria a thing in there. Love, love it. And
Speaker 1: I think the next batch could be Anna, thank you.
Speaker 1: Um okay, had Dr Banana and then Serena sees also
Speaker 1: very cute. Okay, all right, Dr Banana, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: a great batch. And you're also up taking away dr
Speaker 1: Banana Um. Okay. Top three, I'm thinking Cassandra nice, Serena see. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta look at all these breeze adorable, Serena see
Speaker 1: it's adorable. Serena sees adorable. I feel like I picked wrong,
Speaker 1: She's so cute. Okay, great villain villain. I'm gonna go Karin,
Speaker 1: the twenty two year old that could easily be a
Speaker 1: lot of I love this. Okay, fire Starter, ship starter,
Speaker 1: I put Victoria Queen Victoria as well, thirsty. Okay. How
Speaker 1: about Thursday? Thursty is Iliana if you go to her
Speaker 1: Instagram page? Okay, and then who's the next bachelor? Who's
Speaker 1: who's gonna win? And who's the next bachelor. I didn't
Speaker 1: say who was going to win. I didn't say my order. Well,
Speaker 1: Sandra is gonna win, and then Brie and then Serena see,
Speaker 1: and then I think next batches Brie. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: putting from my win, I'm putting Cassandra is gonna win,
Speaker 1: then Maggie and then I don't remember who then and
Speaker 1: then Anna I will be third. Okay, alright, Katy Levine
Speaker 1: brand Home for us, honey, all right, So for me,
Speaker 1: I have fire Starter Caroline, I guess, villain Victoria obviously,
Speaker 1: thirsty Iliana. Um, and then I'm having trouble figuring out
Speaker 1: the order. But um, I have Abigail, Brie and Cassandra
Speaker 1: as my top three. Abigail, Brie and cassandraka just picking
Speaker 1: order pick, and so I kind of think Bree might
Speaker 1: take it. I don't know. She seems really cool and
Speaker 1: very down to earth. And then for next Batchelor, I
Speaker 1: kind of think, yes, Senya, and then what is your
Speaker 1: number two? What's your number? So I guess, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would say Bree, Cassandra, Abigail. I'm put in that order now. Yessenia,
Speaker 1: according to Miles, is like, oh yeah, yes, Sandy, I
Speaker 1: forgot about you. I don't know. I think she's really
Speaker 1: cute and she's I don't know, we'll see. I like
Speaker 1: to take big swings. Um. You guys, what a joy.
Speaker 1: We first of all, what a journey. We did it again,
Speaker 1: did it again? We did it again. Boy, We've really
Speaker 1: done it. We're closing out this year on the right
Speaker 1: foot and starting this next year with anticipation. I hope
Speaker 1: to see you all in person before this time next year. Um,
Speaker 1: where can people find you? What would you like to promote?
Speaker 1: Aaron Foley? Um, you can go on Aaron K. Foley
Speaker 1: dot com. I've got zoom comedy shows. My album is
Speaker 1: Deep Dive and I'm firing up Sports without Balls. One
Speaker 1: drops tomorrow and then there'll be plenty more in the
Speaker 1: new year. Thank you, Happy holidays. Miles Gray. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you can find me Twitter, Instagram, Miles of Gray. Also, uh,
Speaker 1: check out four Fiance for all you reality fans out there.
Speaker 1: Uh and yes, and let's enter this new season with
Speaker 1: hope in our hearts and messes for us to feast
Speaker 1: our eyes upon. Okay, Robbie b I find me a r.
Speaker 1: O Benedict on Instagram and rob Benedict on Twitter. I've
Speaker 1: got a podcast called Kings of con Uh. You can
Speaker 1: find whatever you listen to podcasts and uh yeah Sending
Speaker 1: everyone happiness and health for the new uh the new year.
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Speaker 1: so fun. And we had somebody just emailing and say,
Speaker 1: don't do Bachelor in Paradise Australia, that we should do
Speaker 1: Bachelorette Australia, that it's really fun. So uh it's it's
Speaker 1: up in the air of what's next, but it's always
Speaker 1: super fun and it's Anna and I. We have a
Speaker 1: great time. Uh Anna, Katie, what would you like to promote?
Speaker 1: I'm just at Anna host me on Twitter and go
Speaker 1: listen to Arden who joined me on my below deck
Speaker 1: podcast entitled Deckheads. She guessed it on it, so go
Speaker 1: listen to that. Katie. I'm Katie underscore money on Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram. Um you guys, I would like to say
Speaker 1: that you were all such wonderful guests. Would you like
Speaker 1: to join us on the premiere episode to see how
Speaker 1: we did? Would you like to break down the first
Speaker 1: episode of Matt James this season, the three of you
Speaker 1: having walked through us, let's seal it in. Let's see
Speaker 1: how we picked. Is it a date? It's a date?
Speaker 1: I cannot wait? All right, everybody, stay safe, hide out
Speaker 1: in your as on New Year's Eve. Where are your masks.
Speaker 1: I hope you'll have a wonderful, healthy and happy holiday.
Speaker 1: We love you and we'll see you next year. Happy holidays.
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