WEBVTT - "PANDEMS DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Rob Benedict, Erin Foley and Miles Gray 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.000 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:11.720 I Heart Radio. Oh yeah, I got a microphone with 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:21.080 a sock tip happening just the sock chick. I needed this. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:27.400 I needed this. Yeah, I gotta leave this garbage fire 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:34.280 every year behind me. Call in Suportiness in the Wizard Pennsylvania. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:37.479 I need to see some influencers getting torn like baby 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:41.320 chickens in the Wisdom Pennsylvania hows and welcome to a 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.720 very special episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.519 name is Art Marine. I put on lipstick and a 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:51.160 men's tennis sock on top of my microphone that looks 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:55.760 like a platypus or a poorly executed condom for do 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.920 do draft picks coming to you from my bougie garage 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.200 in Los Angeles, call for you. I am so excited 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:06.560 about what we're about to do. I I called on 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:10.039 Three of the Greats. They call themselves of the Greats. 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:14.400 They actually are their cover band and they cover just 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:23.520 all the greats, you know, and they're great, yeah, you know, 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:27.280 just sucking. I don't know, Devo, they're great. I don't know. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.280 I don't know what you're I don't know what you're into. 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:30.800 I don't know what you're I don't know what your 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.399 thing is. Flow right up. I don't know. I don't 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.679 know what you're into. I don't know what constitutes the 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.280 greats for you, but I'll tell you what constitutes the 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.640 greats for me. Are these three with us today? Is 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:45.959 a woman who my love journey of this podcast started 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.800 with uh in the in her apartment that she shared 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.600 with her twin and a bunch of cats. And then 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.800 and then we quickly learned in Eddie peppertone and the 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:59.960 rest is history. It was Destiny eighty eight years ago 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:04.120 this January is it it all began. I love her 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:09.600 so much. Come back to me. You're too far from me, 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.639 but I know you're coming back in the new year. 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.720 First thing I'm gonna do when the pandems is over 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.920 is stage a dance a dance off. And I'll still 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:19.280 do it in my yard because I'll still be a 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:22.320 little tentative, but I'll put a dance floor there. And 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.200 maybe i'll only wear a face shield, not a mask. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.240 I don't know. That's once it's over and we're all shot, 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.600 We've all gotten shots. I don't know. She's a wonderful 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:34.840 stand up comedian album Out. She hosts the Sports Throughout 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.320 Boss podcast that sometimes it's on break and sometimes this 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.919 is in the session. I don't know. She's also a 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.840 writer for the incredible show One Day at a Time 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:47.360 that I believe maybe just got bought. No fuck you World, 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.760 Thanks for Nothing. Eight A bag of Dix with Yesterday, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:57.119 our friend, your friend Aaron full Happy to be here. 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:02.560 What a year, What a time to be alive? Oh God, 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.360 when if you're looking for some joy, take a sharp 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.919 left you you know what this is where the joy. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:13.280 We bogarded the joy, we bogarded the jewy from everybody. 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:17.359 We got joyous hour and a half of this is 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:21.040 the most joyous seven and a half hours. Also with 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:25.240 us is a man um who we sucked in via 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.600 the Goat episodes. I tricked him. I was like, you 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.320 don't have to do a whole season. You could just 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:35.760 watch Nick Vale walk the earth, following his bone around 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.800 that needs to be tended to. And then he was like, 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.760 then I hooked him back in again for Joe Joe's season. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.200 No Caitlin season the greatest, in my opinion, the greatest 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:48.400 bachelorette that's ever existed. Although I'm really enjoying Tasia. Um, 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.520 so you know we've sucked we sucked him in. He did. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:54.600 He did draft picks for Claire slash Tatious season, and 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:59.040 he's now completely drank the kool aid. He's gonna be 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.480 part of the cult. He is part of the cult. Soon. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:06.080 We love him, you love him. You know him from 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.880 the as the host of the Daily Zeit Geys podcast. 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.520 He also hosts a podcast if you Love pop Culture 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.440 if you watch ninety Fiance. He hosts a podcast called 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:18.200 The four twenty Day Fiance Ladies and Gentlemen, Miles great, 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:22.599 thank you for having me back. Yes, I'm I'm I'm 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:26.839 fucked mentally. I love the show now and yeah it 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.640 was it. I'm yeah, I can't wait for the finale. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:31.800 I don't know. Oh, I guess by this time it's happened. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:33.960 I don't know, you know what reality we're in at 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.200 the moment, but well I think this will air. So 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.359 just sow to Eric just to catch people up. It 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:42.560 is December twenty one, and I was all my witches 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:47.760 rologer friends say it's the Great Conversion, right or something great. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:52.640 There's something happening and Saturn and Jupiter first time. You 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.479 gotta you gotta set your three the great conjunction, the 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:58.680 great conjunction. So you gotta set your good three good 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.240 intentions tonight and burnch it. It's too late for you 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.880 if you're just hearing this now. But so we're recording this. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.240 We're gonna air it after the finale. But I can't 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.600 wait for the finale. And I love that your hook too, Yeah, 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.760 because I mean I've only watched Goat seasons, but I 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.080 was talking with like Anna even to like, you know, 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.880 when we're not on this podcast, just talking about the 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.280 show that it truly is one of those things. It's like, 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:24.200 I like all of the people that are have made 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.280 it this far, and I don't know how it's gonna work, 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.520 and I felt like a first it's fun. I agree 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:32.320 with you. Um. Also, can I just say how much 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.600 I love this man? Okay, I'm ATAM years ago and 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:39.600 I didn't know when an important person here is gonna 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.479 that I was literally gonna, like I capture people when 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.760 when someone goes missing in Hollywood, you might want to 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:50.080 look at my garage and check their DVR or their 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:53.640 Hulu habits and see if Bachelor's on it, because not 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.679 and like a little blond macaroon with a high pitched 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.919 voice was the last thing scene. They're probably a my 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:06.080 garage being forced for years years to talk about the Bachelor. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:13.880 He was Bachelor of here and the Pandemics. Will he 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:18.520 ever find love? You know him as God from Supernatural? Uh. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.640 He also has a brand new podcast that he's going 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.680 to tell you all about it. He's looking so fucking 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:28.640 smashing with a beard and nice man glasses, very manly 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:34.320 right now rocking a real hot holiday pandemics exist Bachelor 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:39.000 that watch out, Matt James, because I'm sorry, who's gonna 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:45.920 be this guy? Ladies and gentlemen. Robert Benedett, I don't 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.679 like I never miss a draft. I never miss a draft. 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:52.000 This is my favorite. Drafts are the best. We love 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.719 a draft. Drafts are the most one. And of course 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:59.520 we have a dctor, Tanna Banana, and we have Katie Levine. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.640 That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Um. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:08.400 Can I just say before we get going, I'm so 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:12.400 thin skinned, clearly, so this has nothing to do with this. 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:15.440 I was just I don't check the reviews on my 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.920 book that much, but I looked on little miss Little 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:20.160 Content and overall, thank you for anybody who bought it, 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:22.800 read it and left review. So on Amazon it has 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.840 four and a half stars. There's a hundred and twenty 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.120 like But clearly the last two reviews were clearly by 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:33.080 the same person who named themselves different things. One star 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.960 wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.600 would be a fun and humorous memoir. Instead I found 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:44.120 it to be distasteful and crude, a real waste of money. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.640 And then the second review, clearly from the same fucking 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:56.200 I might say loser stars two stars, don't bother. I 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.880 didn't like some of the language. This is the same person. 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.080 I saw this on the Hallmark channel and I thought 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:07.280 it would be a fun read. Not not everyone uses profanity. 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:11.920 Someone was very upset that they can go funk themselves. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:17.880 What I say, your own yes exaction. So if you 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:21.040 guys liked it and didn't think I'm a dirty garbage pile, 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.880 if you could leave a review, are you kidding me 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:27.200 that they changed her name and wrote toys about crudeness 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.160 and profanity? Dr Banana? What do you want to say 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:35.480 to that person? Um? What I did not whit? Are 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:39.120 you being crude and distaste? I thought it was like 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:43.280 fun time like I, I literally have no reference point 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.760 of view at any point being crude. I don't even 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.680 know what that. I honestly am like racking my brain. 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.080 I'm like, you know what it was? It was probably 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.319 that chapter or that was like what I love about 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:58.440 tea Bagging And that was the subtitle of the book 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:02.559 was little Miss Little Thompson aka Fat Tea Bagger, The 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:08.079 Just Confessions of a t Bag Bagger. And then the 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.000 opening sentence was like thanks for getting this book. Nuts 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.120 in my face, nuts in my face, nututs in my face. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:18.800 That was as my mom died. It was I but 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:20.520 you know what you got. You gotta give a little 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:24.199 bit for everything for everybody. I just can't. I just 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:28.480 been tagged and they're very upset by it. I've never 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.559 I was so angry, and the fact that they did 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:33.839 it twice, I was like, I will fight you all right. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:35.760 Here we go. Here's the name of the game. For 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.160 those of you playing along at home. The website that 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:41.600 we use is the official and is actually Wiping Tearsome 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:48.400 Arise of Laughter game. We are going on the official 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:52.400 ABC cast website, So if you're playing along, feel free 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.720 to email us. Your Pigs of Rose podcast at gmail 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.199 dot com and they're gonna be up on our website 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:02.120 www dot Rose, podcast, dot vodka because we're classy. So 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.440 we're doing we're going top three picks, like who's gonna win, 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.400 Whose second, who's third. Then we're also looking who's going 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.679 to be the bachelorette drunk on the first night, or 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.600 like who's like the douche on the first night, maybe 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.720 not drunk, but like who's like the biggest like rabble 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.640 rouser on the first night, drama drama, who's the villain? 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.679 And then we thought we should add who's thirsty? And 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:28.000 maybe somebody suggested who's a drip? Like who who's the 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.120 equivalent of like Taylor emotional intelligence, you know, like who's 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:34.560 just going to be a trip? Fun sponge? So um 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:37.880 so there we go fun sponge. Alright, alright, drum roll 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:42.040 Katie pulling up the website. Here we go socially distanced 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.120 draft picks. Okay o. God, First of all, Matt James 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:50.320 is Georgies. He's so fucking handsome. He's now he's a 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:54.080 do we know this is our little bio on him. 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.160 He's a banker dude, right, New York City. Let's say 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:04.760 let's say he's okay. He uh uh. He's an entrepreneur, 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:09.880 real estate broker, and community organization founder. He's from North Carolina. 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.240 He went to Wake Forest. He majored in economics, and 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:16.000 he played wide receiver for the football team Erean get 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:20.880 in line. Everybody's new credit. I can you guys read 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.280 like all the way to the left there because for 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:27.440 me it's covered. Okay, you can. You can play professional football. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:29.320 And then he moved to New York. He lives in 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:33.120 New York and he created an organization designed to find 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:36.240 creative ways to engage kids from underserved communities in New 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:40.360 York City, encouraging physical and mental wellness and opportunities for 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:44.280 experiences throughout the city. Great Bachelor, I have to say, 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:47.400 care for it. And also the first black bachelor. They've 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:52.120 literally not once they ever had a black bachelor. We're 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:57.480 starting off with a bang. We're starting like we're starting 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:01.360 it off right. It's like fucking finally all right. First up, 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:08.440 who's our first cast member? Abigail? Oh? I can't, I can't. Okay, 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:11.440 So Katie has to click on each one. Okay, Abigail, 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.640 she's a cute. Let's take a quicklick at her face 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:17.040 for one second. Okay, okay, all right, I will read 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.480 Abigail and then we'll go down. Okay, Abigail. She's a 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:25.719 twenty five year old client financial manager from Beaverton, Oregon. UM. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.200 She's a beautiful soul from the Pacific Northwest. Nothing makes 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.640 her happier than enjoying a cold local microbrew on a 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:36.679 beautiful Oregon day. Uh. She has a hearing impairment, but 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.000 that never stopped her from living her life to the fullest. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:41.319 She loves outdoors when she's not working, and she lives 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.760 to spend time with her family. Brings out the best 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:47.400 side of her. Uh. She's easy going, laid back, always 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:48.920 down to have fun, and ready to find a man 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.960 of her dreams. Uh. Let's see. She likes to know 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.840 somebody on the deeper levels, more important than just looks. 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.760 She doesn't believe in love at first sight. She loves 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:02.920 free time golfing with her grandparents. Calvin Harris because his 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.800 beat slap, and her favorite way to put a guy 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:11.920 is by accidentally bumping into him. I think she's very sweet. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:16.319 I do not think she is the winner. I feel 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.520 that she could go to paradise, but I don't think 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:23.040 she will cause shit or be the finalist. Um. I 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.240 think she seems sweet and maybe we'll go to Paradise. 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:29.000 I see, but she's not going to be out the 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.000 first night. I think she will definitely make it. Yeah, 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:33.760 and I think the hearing of Pairman is going to 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.560 make her unique. Yes, I don't know. Have we had 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:40.160 anybody on before? Not that I not since I've watched Okay, 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:45.120 next up? Also, did they write their own bios? Like 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.800 did she say she's the sweetest soul? Probably not? Probably 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.000 who Rob? I was thinking the same thing because if 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:56.320 that is the case, that's cringe worthy. But I don't 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.720 think to have written that about her. I think they 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.760 write it. Okay, miles Europe, you want to read about 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:09.120 a Lana Alana. She's twenty six, a photographer oh from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:12.000 Alana has always taken the road less traveled instead of 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.680 taking the traditional college path. After high school, she leaned 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.880 into her desire for adventure and moved to Europe, where 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:20.280 she enrolled in different programs throughout Europe. I like that 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.440 they used Europe twice in that sentence. She calls this 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:27.360 decision her greatest accomplishment. Okay, because it took her out 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.080 a journey of self discovery and exploration and really shaped 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.600 her in an independent person that she is today. Adventure 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:35.520 is a key component to her life. She's just you know, 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.600 she just moved to Toronto completely on a whim. When 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.880 she isn't off exploring the world, she loves spending her 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.480 free time sipping bubbles at local wineries, painting or cooking 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.920 and here and is here with hopes of finding a 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.720 man to share in everyday pleasures. She uh. She's the 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:53.640 Queen of puns. Oh Alana's dream job would be working 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.760 as her restaurant critic for Michelin Restaurants, and she loves 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.400 to spend the holidays with her mom, making Feta cheeny 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:03.400 from scra Match and watching the holiday. I love the holiday. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.320 I love the holiday. I also love the holiday holiday. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:11.920 I don't think she's cute, she is cute. I don't 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.680 think she's gonna be a villain or a finalist. You 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:20.040 guys all agree, Well, I see villain potential in that 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:24.680 she's definitely like leaning into this identity as like traveled 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:29.960 europe person. So I feel like a person of being like, well, actually, 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.320 this isn't how you would do it. In whatever blah 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.240 blah blah, because I think I don't know the way 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:39.080 they put Europe twice in that whoever wrote it, right, 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.920 They're they're taking a shot at her based on she 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.760 might be a blowhard. All right, I'll put a potential drip. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:49.240 I'm going to write her down as potential drip. K 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:56.840 like that? Okay? Uh, Aaron Foley, you're up? Okay? Um? 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:00.520 Can we scroll down? Miss Katie? We gotta leash. She's 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:05.440 twenty four, a professional ballerina New York City. I don't 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:10.840 know why. I haven't seen another human in about a year. 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:16.280 So we're gonna go with seedy. That's how people speak 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:20.760 in whatever you want to say, Lean into it. Listen. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.560 Let me tell you about Alicia. Hard working, incredibly driven. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:27.680 Obviously she's a ballerina. When she was thirteen, she began 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:30.920 pursuing her career as a professional ballerina. Wow, I was 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:34.480 making fart noises through years of dedication to commit to 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:38.600 her craft. Probably living your dream. Uh wow, she's dancing 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.240 for the Dancing Or of Harlem. I love this woman. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:46.520 How did hard worker? After years of being unlucky and love, 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:51.360 Alicia's ready to find a man who will absolutely desire her. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.800 Hear you. Her ultimate day consists of a day on 0:16:55.880 --> 0:17:00.520 the boat, drinking champagne wow Um and eating from a 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:06.680 thoughtfully curated charcouterie board Holy ship balls fooed by shopping 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:12.639 and her romantic dinner right behind screaming him maintenance. She 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.679 described herself very confident but not sappy. I don't know 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.360 how those are related. She's not looking for anyone who 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.160 relies on cheesy pickup lines and prefer a man who 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.239 gets uh straight to the point for leash. It's all 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.800 about finding a handsome, intelligent, respectful man who's not afraid 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.119 to put her and put in the hard work to 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:31.679 make their love go the distance. Um. She once performed 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:33.680 on stage with a wreath of a wreath of Franklin. 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:38.119 That's amazing. She loves hot chocolate, whatever, and she loves 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:40.959 all vegetables with the exception of tomatoes, which is my 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:47.000 favorite vegetable. She's out. Can we see her again? Yeah? 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.440 I wish they had the full body. Remember they get 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.120 to either bad jeans or sweaters. T oh yeah yeah, 0:17:53.720 --> 0:18:00.280 like like belt loop thumb thumb loop thing. I liked thing. 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:04.679 But her description of a date was so outrageous and 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:10.719 that she's super cute. She's adorable. She's adorable ballerie, Like 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:17.240 I wonder if sometimes, Okay, don't get mad at me, 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:19.800 if you guys are Ballerina's out there? But I wonder, Oh, 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.320 but they're not. It might be easier for her this 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.480 year because she won't be living in like in bunk 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:26.520 beds with ten women in one room, you know what 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:29.520 I mean. I feel like because they're because of the pandemic, 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:32.840 like like how they're doing with um tatious season. They 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:37.400 each have their own room. No, they're they're in Pennsylvania 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:39.920 at that place where Jojo had the date where the 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:43.560 um where what's his name chopped up the firewood, Luke 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:48.480 chopped up the firewood. It's a giant resort. So it's 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:51.919 they're doing the bubble again. So so she won't have 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:54.120 she'll probably have her own room because of the pandemic, 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.800 which I think makes relations easier with people because they're 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:02.600 not like exhausted and sleeping on top of one another. Um. 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:06.680 Everything about her was cute, but her her her date 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:10.760 needs felt a lot miles. What did you think of Alicia? 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.200 It's actually it sounds like she only dates like aggro 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.800 finance bros. In New York where it's like we're going 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:19.399 to go on a boat fucking sip champagne Charcouteri. I 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:21.480 get straight to the point, and that I have an 0:19:21.480 --> 0:19:25.760 erection when I meet you like that, like straight to 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:27.920 the point thing was interesting. When you're like, I don't 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:30.440 have time for that, I don't know what. That doesn't 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:34.720 seem like a laid back dating situation. Don't waste my time. 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.320 Like if you if you grew green light the word 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.800 Charcouteri in your bio, I'm sorry, that's a red flag. 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.840 That's she's This is a description of a forty four 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:45.680 year old, not a twenty four year old. I think 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:48.680 I've ever said the word Charcouteri in my entire life. 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:51.080 I don't not laughing immediately as a joke, as a 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:53.680 joke you said, I don't even know if I've even 0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:55.640 never said it, like being I don't think I've ever 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:59.560 said I don't think I've ever ordered Charcouteri or been like, 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:02.119 oh look they have Charcouteri, or like I just really 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:06.560 love Charcouteri and you mean this dump is that a Charcouteri? 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:08.640 And then I clip over the table and I walk 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:11.359 out that's Aaron. I mean, I say every time I've 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:13.320 done with Aaron, because I'm like Aaron, Aaron B be cool. 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.520 I'm sure they can get more CHARCOUTERI I'm just sure 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:20.440 to say it does have enough salami. We say THEO 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:25.480 say cheeseboard. Yea cheese board. But they like it real 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:29.480 thinly slicedes. A charcoutery. You get that thin purshoot prescia, 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:31.399 and you get the sam and stuff of them. You 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:35.720 get like the pickles and things. All right, Robbie B, 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:38.760 Robbie B, you're up or did you already know? You 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:42.520 haven't read one yet? Here comes What I'm gonna say 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:46.320 is trouble. Who is the woman that had the Nanny? 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:51.320 What's her name? Kar Karin? Yeah, Miles, you know about Karin. 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:53.040 She had the bounce house and the web cream in 0:20:53.040 --> 0:21:00.119 the Nanny Karin villain and and possible ship on the 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:02.639 first night, like just based on her lips, which is 0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:06.600 larger than her face. Thirty. She's a nursing student from 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:12.879 Costa Mesa, California. Amber is a vivacious single mother. I 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.520 didn't see that whose world revolves around her thirteen year 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:24.000 old son. WHOA, that's that's seventeen, she was her typical 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.400 Saturday night consists of dinner and board games with their 0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:29.119 son and so in the jacuzzi with close friends. Wow, 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:32.760 not what I was expecting. Amber finds it hard to 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:34.800 date as a single woman, but now she's ready to 0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:37.200 focus on herself for the first time in a long time. 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:41.400 When asked what her physical type is, Amber enthusiastically says 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:48.040 Matt James. Okay, with whom to travel the world and 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:51.959 eventually have more kids. She's caring, trustworthy, and open minded, 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:57.800 but admittedly is also stubborn and impatient, terrified at being 0:21:57.880 --> 0:22:00.480 on the edge of clips. Get ready to bungee, get 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.320 ready for the dungee jump. But she's ready to take 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:05.760 the leap head first into this once in a lifetime 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:08.399 adventure and hopefully return home with the man of her 0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:12.119 dreams by her side. While traveling through Joshua Tree, California, 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:14.600 Amber once had to run away from a mountain lion. 0:22:14.760 --> 0:22:18.240 Fun fact. Amber's dream job would be to take care 0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:23.280 of the luga whales because they just make her so happy. Okay, Okay, 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:28.040 we got a dream is to live on a big 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:31.560 ranch somewhere near lake surrounded by trees and to rescue 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:36.200 every animal she comes across that needs a home. She's 0:22:36.240 --> 0:22:40.240 not what exactly she's She's given different vibes. We judged 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:43.920 and then there's a lot of signals coming are way. 0:22:44.000 --> 0:22:46.120 Can we take I feel like we judged and then 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:48.639 I was like, Okay, she's a mom, and then I 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:51.480 came back to judging at the end. Yeah, her lean 0:22:51.600 --> 0:22:56.480 is too dramatic and he is too dramatic. The lean, 0:22:56.600 --> 0:22:59.600 the brows, and the contouring is a journey. I'm sorry, 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:02.159 but that's us and give you like single mom. I 0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:06.760 want to just find it. Like it's the thing she 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:11.560 caused these opinions. She's in like a like a sexy 0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:14.520 like um, you know, dingdung. I'm coming around the back 0:23:14.720 --> 0:23:18.240 like she's she's like sex pot ad Jason and that. 0:23:18.280 --> 0:23:21.280 But they literally dressed her like Karen and like basically 0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:23.320 like she got a trench caught like it's like a 0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:28.280 trench coat and like a red bra leaning. Uh, Miles, 0:23:28.359 --> 0:23:29.800 what do you think? What do you think of the 0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:33.480 whole package that is amber the signals you're getting, it's 0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:35.000 it's one of I don't know, I think she's a 0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:38.000 little I have to give her a credit. The what 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:42.760 I'm reading is very interesting because based on looks alone, 0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:46.200 based on the lean, she's a villain. Because I'm looking 0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:49.040 at the like the larger photo of all the contestants, 0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:51.679 her len is the most extreme out of all of them, 0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:55.760 and that, for whatever reason, that has to count for something. 0:23:55.760 --> 0:23:57.159 I don't know what it is. I don't want to 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.600 jump to that conclusion, but the fact that she is 0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:03.199 the leant at the most acute angle, yes, is an 0:24:03.240 --> 0:24:05.359 indicator of some kind of superlative. I don't know what 0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:09.600