Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up Mother Socas. Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: Mothers a podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
Speaker 1: I'm here with a strange looking negre. Hey, thanks for
Speaker 1: listening again to Mother Soccer Podcast. Whoever you are? I
Speaker 1: guess we have a lot of people listening, Mike. I
Speaker 1: always mentioned it every show. I don't think of my
Speaker 1: list to our podcast. Chinese Best Friend, Come on, Mike,
Speaker 1: don't underestimate your power. You're the African king of comedy.
Speaker 1: Michael blocks on. There's only one right now? There is Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have I have a guest as a comedians African.
Speaker 1: We'll bring him on later. Yea, yeah, yeah, I've opened
Speaker 1: the door for a lot of other Africans. Jutely got
Speaker 1: a lot of niggers come out of the village. We
Speaker 1: have a pack show today. I feel like I am
Speaker 1: performing in the Staples Center on thing. Chinese Best Friend.
Speaker 1: It feels like kid, I've never seen so many people
Speaker 1: here today. Yeah, well, these are just my homeless friends.
Speaker 1: How are you doing what you want? That's my favorite color,
Speaker 1: Chinnese best Friend? This is my favorite color. Green is
Speaker 1: your favorite color? I told you that an episode four
Speaker 1: in The Mother Soccer Podcast. Yeah great, Why why is
Speaker 1: green your favorite color? Like? Why is it just you guys?
Speaker 1: I thought it was color blind the day age of two,
Speaker 1: So I didn't know what blue. And that's right because
Speaker 1: when you call it blind, you see everybody see green, right,
Speaker 1: So I thought it was blind. So that's why I
Speaker 1: told the cop when I ran a red light and
Speaker 1: color blind, I'm sorry. And what did he say? Gave
Speaker 1: me a four d dollar fucking ticket? Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: believe me. Did you have on green? No? I I
Speaker 1: ran on the red light with a blue outfit. You
Speaker 1: came back into the blood motherfucker on the red light
Speaker 1: on a camp on A ran a red light. Don't
Speaker 1: matter what color you had on, you was going to jail. No,
Speaker 1: I just gotta ticket, red leg ticket. That's it. That's
Speaker 1: not bad. Did you pay it or you still still paid?
Speaker 1: I paid it already. That was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: What are you wearing, Michael Block? You know what? I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fun devil's all over your shirt?
Speaker 1: That's not love, that's devil with love. No, it's like
Speaker 1: a the devil is trying to kill the angel. But
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not a fan of the Devil, so
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have the Devil with mom when I was
Speaker 1: buying his jacket. Okay, devil was not it was not
Speaker 1: given to you. I'm sure it was free. Somehow somebody
Speaker 1: gave it to me for free. Well it looks good,
Speaker 1: Michael Block. And and if you know, California is like
Speaker 1: we're in southern California where the weather it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of getting chilly, a little bit chili. Michael
Speaker 1: Block says, seventy two degrees that's not SENTI two degrees outside.
Speaker 1: That's chilly for three hours when I'm from ninety nine
Speaker 1: degrees at winter time, ain't gun. Yeah, but you're only
Speaker 1: there two times a year. I've been at four times this,
Speaker 1: you know, I've been at four times. I've never you've
Speaker 1: disappeared so long. You have not left the state of
Speaker 1: California four years, and I'm only allowed to leave the
Speaker 1: the state of Beverly Hills area to come to Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Why your lady won't let you out. You don't trust
Speaker 1: you well because you know, well now you're kind of
Speaker 1: calm down now, But your lifestyle before was all about
Speaker 1: TV Tuesdays and talking Thursdays, and she said, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna live, I'm gonna live to Hungary. Is that what
Speaker 1: she's from, that's what she said. I said, Hey, I
Speaker 1: might might do some comedy stand up stuff. That was
Speaker 1: like three years ago. And she goes, well, if you
Speaker 1: do that, me and the baby living too Hungary. So
Speaker 1: so you're like a house husband. You're like the bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said, mother, don't worry about it. Man, it's okay
Speaker 1: that you know that might bring the whole family. That's fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: bring your family. How old is your baby now? He's like,
Speaker 1: what twenty? Yeah he feels like it. It's talking reading
Speaker 1: and he's three and a half years old. Michael Black, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's but I know you for twenties, the COVID baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I know you for thirty years because
Speaker 1: we're stuck in Yeah, we're stuck in the half for
Speaker 1: a year and a half thanks to Corona nineteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's a Corona nineteen baby. He's almost twenty two.
Speaker 1: He's gonna gonna change it to Coronado. I don't know.
Speaker 1: With all them booster shots, maybe they could reverse Dr
Speaker 1: fauci Co the reverse time. When is he gonna die.
Speaker 1: They got. I didn't trust that motherfucker. I've never seen
Speaker 1: doctor fight the fucking mask on why he didn't catch Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, you know what, he never wears a mask
Speaker 1: now to fuck you don't Yeah, yeah, I don't trust him.
Speaker 1: The moment he says don't take the corona chatter will
Speaker 1: take it. Anything he says that, we'll reverse. Oh that's
Speaker 1: why you didn't take it. He said, take it. I
Speaker 1: trust I trust Magic Johnson more than that motherfucker. What
Speaker 1: much of Johnson has to do anything? Because Mike, see,
Speaker 1: Magic Johnson had aged since nineteen eighty five. He's still alive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a care for that. He bought it. They have
Speaker 1: a care for rich people. Only the pores are dying. Man.
Speaker 1: You know, the poor die from everything. The rich people
Speaker 1: will find a way, like you know, but have you
Speaker 1: brought up me? And I don't worry about it. I
Speaker 1: make a phone call. Man, got the same doctor, everybody got,
Speaker 1: the same doctor, the same billionaire doctor that we just
Speaker 1: take that boy take one pill and he's carry he got.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, mad Magic, just Magic, don't where I
Speaker 1: got you. Just come and take a pill. One pill.
Speaker 1: He's sucking looks he's good at healthy. Yeah. Eight since
Speaker 1: the finals of the Los Angeles Lakers against the Phoenix
Speaker 1: Suns nineteen eighty six or something like that. Nine, Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend. That's how you excuse my language for the
Speaker 1: people that are watching pad game, me said it. Where
Speaker 1: if they're gonna be watching us, they deserve to be called.
Speaker 1: First of all, there was no where the Lakers gonna
Speaker 1: play the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend.
Speaker 1: You know why they did play before in the Western
Speaker 1: in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend? How the funk
Speaker 1: would the Lakers played the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals,
Speaker 1: Chinese best thing. I might have made a mistake, Michael Blocks,
Speaker 1: and could have been the Chicago Bulls against the Phoenix
Speaker 1: because if it is Suns in the Los Angele Lakers
Speaker 1: are both in the Western Division, there would there was
Speaker 1: nowhere the finals. There were no where. There was absolutely
Speaker 1: no way Chinese best friend. Only what it would happen
Speaker 1: to happen. The Phoenix Suns have to pack the backs
Speaker 1: and move to TV. You're really good at sports, Michael Blocks.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on that big win you had last week. Yes,
Speaker 1: I finally won dollars. I want one. I bet ninety.
Speaker 1: I picked nine parlay and got them all. Right, Wow,
Speaker 1: I want twelve thousand, three hundred NFL pol who that
Speaker 1: a I want? I made fifteen thousand that day because
Speaker 1: I had all the little parlais and I finally want
Speaker 1: man An. You think about it, when you are gambler,
Speaker 1: you always lose because to win the fifteen thousand, I
Speaker 1: probably spent thirty thousand prior to that. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: that's a great window. It felt really good to take
Speaker 1: that book as money. Yeah, yo yo at the strip club.
Speaker 1: Well man at the strip club to get my money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I didn't, I said. He tried to give him
Speaker 1: on the strip club. Like, no, motherfucker, it might be
Speaker 1: a set up. Get your asking my car and give
Speaker 1: me this money. Not get the funk out. I woun't
Speaker 1: have to, County. I trust you, hear the stripper to
Speaker 1: try to give up. Try, maybe you give it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah nope, No, I don't trust. We don't trust. We left,
Speaker 1: I said, Chinese best friend, I gotta pick up this
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand U S. Dollars And we picked it up.
Speaker 1: And no, I didn't want to count it out. It
Speaker 1: was a straight up business there. You're like, fucking why
Speaker 1: we at the strip club? Nigger? Come to my home.
Speaker 1: You know where I live. I have top security, I
Speaker 1: mean just stripped. I'm like, you know what, it's thousand dolls.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my money. What congratulations, Michael Bloxon? When
Speaker 1: are you gonna give me those bets? I could have
Speaker 1: made fifteen thousands more if I didn't tell you about
Speaker 1: the bet. So you are my jinks. You are my
Speaker 1: bad log chum. You fucking booda looking motherfucker. I opened
Speaker 1: up a spectrum wifeight, I mean cable just for that day,
Speaker 1: and you ruined my fifteen extra dollars thousand dollars. You
Speaker 1: gave me a headache that day. I was like rooting
Speaker 1: for you, Michael Bloxon. I didn't need a root for me.
Speaker 1: Everything you rooted for me. I lost. What made you
Speaker 1: want to call me that day? I don't know what.
Speaker 1: If I was excited by my twelve thousand dollars, I
Speaker 1: heard you screaming, You're like, how many times, how many times?
Speaker 1: How many times we try to play the parlor will
Speaker 1: never win? So now finally gonna let me share with
Speaker 1: my best friend and the niggas a Buddha jinks. I
Speaker 1: was so excited for you, Michael Blocks, and I turned
Speaker 1: off all the cartoons at the house that day time
Speaker 1: for Nigga news Chinese. What happened? Something happened to your
Speaker 1: our boy Floyd What did he do? Oh? Yeah, Floyd
Speaker 1: Mayweather the Clippers game this weekend. I guess there was
Speaker 1: a teenage boy wanted to take a big fan of
Speaker 1: Floyd may with her and he said, uh, is that
Speaker 1: painted nails? And then the kid nail was painted? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the kid nails painted black, and Floyd Jay don't want
Speaker 1: to take a picture with him. And it was sad.
Speaker 1: What looks at the nails when you think? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Just you know that's your friend who Floyd?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not mad at he didn't want to
Speaker 1: take a picture of it. What if the kid was
Speaker 1: a devil? Oh, you're right, Yes, I don't want to
Speaker 1: take picture. Was sitting not everybody got painting a kid
Speaker 1: with a black paint and nails. Is something about that
Speaker 1: kid he needs Jesus. Yeah, you're right. I don't blame him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah, you know, I don't have to didn't
Speaker 1: take pictures of privilege. We don't have to take pictures
Speaker 1: if we don't want to. You can't force us. Not
Speaker 1: because of the nails. But I'm saying it's like it's
Speaker 1: like a you know, I've never seen you denying girl.
Speaker 1: Want to take a picture. Hey, come and take a
Speaker 1: picture me. She's button your titties is out? Next you
Speaker 1: not take his picture? Next in twenty years later, Michael,
Speaker 1: I'm in titty jail. Continue Tuesday. You're right, So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want to think come back, you know? Next thing.
Speaker 1: You know that anything is possible in the every day
Speaker 1: we're in. Everybody is allowed to do whatever they want
Speaker 1: to do. If I don't want to do something, you
Speaker 1: can't make you do nothing. Shout out the floor. You
Speaker 1: don't want to take a picture of the Kelly has
Speaker 1: a painted nails. Well, I'm not well. I hope Florida
Speaker 1: gonna take a picture of machine going where it says
Speaker 1: on DMZ this order did say that, Well, maybe he
Speaker 1: knows machine gun Kelly, and he probably know he would
Speaker 1: probably fall asleep and some drunk bitch pen is now
Speaker 1: is my accident? The other kid could have been the devil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, Yeah, absolutely right, all right, tell my painting nails.
Speaker 1: All right, So my nigga, Dave Chappelle was more problem.
Speaker 1: Transgender community is trying to transgress against Dave Chappelle and
Speaker 1: Netflix because of his special the one that specially to
Speaker 1: be transferred off the network. And it feels like it's transphobic.
Speaker 1: But then but Netflix said we believe in Dave. Also
Speaker 1: he's willing, he said, says wanted to talk to them
Speaker 1: because he feels the trans Later his message wrong, a
Speaker 1: lot of trans happened Lesians in there. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of transgenders and the transgrass and the
Speaker 1: transferred and then transphobic and of course transformed and then
Speaker 1: everybody got miss translated tings. Now it reminds me I
Speaker 1: need a new trans transmission in my car. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I need to transfer some money from my checking, my
Speaker 1: my savings and my checks out and bouncy to check.
Speaker 1: And I also transform our guests onto the show. Motherfucker. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My first guy's a good friend of mine. I know
Speaker 1: this kid about seven years, at least seven years. That's
Speaker 1: a long time. Yeah, this kid is fucking took social
Speaker 1: media by storm. He's doing his thing. Another fellow African
Speaker 1: and I was comedian, comedian, very funny kid. He's does
Speaker 1: out of UM shows across the country, colleges everywhere, weddings,
Speaker 1: UM funerals. I'm not sure he funerals or what, but
Speaker 1: he's I mean, he got the thing with social media,
Speaker 1: have to find your niche and he found his Niche
Speaker 1: was killing social media. Ladies and gentlemen. My name you're
Speaker 1: and buddy do looks in the building? Mother, do up?
Speaker 1: Michael Blacks? And I really thought this was the baby.
Speaker 1: I no know, no, I know. The kind of death
Speaker 1: is the growing up, the toddler. What's the good dog?
Speaker 1: Everything good? I'm good brother? How are you great? Man? Listen?
Speaker 1: I mean you know, of course I've been following it.
Speaker 1: We've known each other for years. We go back, you
Speaker 1: know um from well original orb. But what are you?
Speaker 1: You're by man? You're I think the thing. I spent
Speaker 1: like three three years in Nigeria when I was a
Speaker 1: kid between like age was it like third, fourth and
Speaker 1: fifth grade? I was in Nigeria. I was more and
Speaker 1: I was in the evil souse in the East House
Speaker 1: and unabrad State back then. Back then, when I was
Speaker 1: in Nigeria and Negle was the capital of Unabrad state.
Speaker 1: That's the way before your time and was the capital
Speaker 1: of Unbrad. So do you tell me that change? Yes,
Speaker 1: just stayed myself. What happened like when you got there?
Speaker 1: They had after you left, they said, we have to change.
Speaker 1: What was it like MICA's left. We have to have
Speaker 1: to we have to change. But you know the reason
Speaker 1: why I had to leave Nigeria. Why did Gunnians have
Speaker 1: to leave Nigeria back in the day. I'm accent? What
Speaker 1: was the was the phrase? What it was? It was
Speaker 1: something going on I think was I think again is
Speaker 1: or something was taking all the jobs and what I'm
Speaker 1: not sure what it was, but whatever it is, Nigeria's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we tired get the Gunnians out of here.
Speaker 1: Then No, there's eighties. Oh eighties. I was a little kid,
Speaker 1: so I didn't understand. I knew my mom. I knew
Speaker 1: my mother left me with this evil family that was
Speaker 1: like my mother's an evangelist, so she just traveled the
Speaker 1: word just leave our kids with a bunch of random motherfucker's.
Speaker 1: So she left me as this evil family. Great family.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the chickle cos that's their last name,
Speaker 1: ch ch chick. If you're listening, shout out to them,
Speaker 1: and you know they raised me. In fact, that's what
Speaker 1: I got most of my discipline and the three years.
Speaker 1: I think I'll not forget these three years because when
Speaker 1: I got the most disciplined in my life and all
Speaker 1: that contributor to who I am today. Naturing parents are
Speaker 1: very disciplinary. I mean they don't take no ship. So
Speaker 1: I mean, what what kind of things were they've got?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what kind of what did they know?
Speaker 1: You know? Then it made me like wash in my mind,
Speaker 1: cut my mind mind, I said, like wash, The usaid wash.
Speaker 1: They made me wash the cup man. They made me
Speaker 1: do a lot of sucking ships. Yeah, probably because I
Speaker 1: hit you with a beak up something in your forehead.
Speaker 1: I think I was like a step shot. That's probably
Speaker 1: why absolutely none adopted adopted African Niga and it was
Speaker 1: paying you to eat for free. Yeah, I did eat
Speaker 1: for examplectially. And then, like I said, it to disciplined
Speaker 1: me to help me. Nigeria helped me because I went
Speaker 1: to school during schools ain't joke. I mean the whoop
Speaker 1: you're asking school the third and fourth grade? You get
Speaker 1: you haven't spelling test and you get it wrong to
Speaker 1: beat you right in front of the kids. Can imagine
Speaker 1: trying to get a date when the bitch watch you
Speaker 1: get your ask about the teacher. Even if you forget
Speaker 1: your pencils, don't forget a pen forget your damn got myok,
Speaker 1: my book? You're getting come to the front and they're
Speaker 1: gonna whoop you on. Has that changed or they're still
Speaker 1: whooping as in Africa. I don't know. I hope it's changed,
Speaker 1: you know what, I really hope the same treatment. I
Speaker 1: got the same threat. I came back here when I
Speaker 1: was nine years old, So I remember vividly going to school.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot my pencil, or my pencils not sharpened,
Speaker 1: or even just to get you you have to pay
Speaker 1: in the whooping just to get your pencil, because that's
Speaker 1: gonna be three lashes. That's gonna be three just to
Speaker 1: get it. So yes, I remember vividly. I got the
Speaker 1: same treatment for damn show it's a Fisher when I
Speaker 1: stuck out my patron pages Now live my weekly Titty
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Speaker 1: longer be sensorved by the social media companies. I would
Speaker 1: also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here. First
Speaker 1: see you on Patreon, mother saw cuts. So now you
Speaker 1: you started off just doing Instagram videos and now you're
Speaker 1: a ful comedian. I mean compared to you, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe the like a three quarter one four.
Speaker 1: But what you guys did, like you know, kind of
Speaker 1: mind me, what decent you on fly? And then m
Speaker 1: was the other guy African Ape. I saw those guys
Speaker 1: started out just you know, a social media influencers and
Speaker 1: then they build an audience and then you guys actually
Speaker 1: went through the comedy club and I work out material
Speaker 1: and learned some material absolutely funny enough for me, Like
Speaker 1: even before like you know, when Instagram came out with
Speaker 1: video on two thousand and fifteen, if anyone remembers that,
Speaker 1: I think it was two thou network Instagram came out
Speaker 1: like with video with video right when when they come
Speaker 1: out with video, like like shortly after that, right, like
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean maybe like three months after that,
Speaker 1: a few of my boy my buddies, UM Dan more
Speaker 1: G and UM Foxy P. They came up with like
Speaker 1: a you know, African princess of comedy. This is like
Speaker 1: three months after video. I had just put one simple video,
Speaker 1: a couple of videos, and they put me right on
Speaker 1: stage to host that. This was three months with no
Speaker 1: experience at all, you know. But I've been watching the
Speaker 1: likes of Michael Blackson, basket Mouth, my African you know,
Speaker 1: like the gods to African African kings of comedy, um,
Speaker 1: Michael Blacks and nine Krum to me basket Mouth. And
Speaker 1: I was watching those gentlemen, you know, and then just
Speaker 1: like that, you know, I transitioned right to the stage.
Speaker 1: And I always always showed respected this guy because they're once,
Speaker 1: like he said earlier, they paved the way for us myself,
Speaker 1: chief ob Um African Ace, now you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So we really appreciate clap your hands for these guys
Speaker 1: because they Michael Blacks and and because when I started
Speaker 1: back when, back when I started, we had it was
Speaker 1: no social media. We just had like newspapers and fucking typewriters.
Speaker 1: And back then I started out like early nineties four
Speaker 1: ish whatever, Damn I started ninety four. Back then in
Speaker 1: ninety four, the only way you get famous, you gotta
Speaker 1: find it way to get on TV. The only TV
Speaker 1: we had back then was BT Comic BT Company just started,
Speaker 1: so we had because BT coming if you knew they
Speaker 1: were the only way of getting any comedian famous, or
Speaker 1: they took advantage of us. To get on BT Comic View,
Speaker 1: you had a first year best athlatic to get on.
Speaker 1: So once you get selected, then you have to find
Speaker 1: with the l A. Miny'all living in Philadelphia, you have
Speaker 1: to find you with the l A, get your own hotel,
Speaker 1: your on flight, your own hotel, and then three weeks
Speaker 1: after you shoot the show, you'll get a check for
Speaker 1: a hundred fifty dollars. So I came to do Coming
Speaker 1: with You for a negative five dollars. I lost some
Speaker 1: money trying to make money, you know. But then what
Speaker 1: happened was you get on TV, and then once you're
Speaker 1: on TV that people can see you, now they're going
Speaker 1: to book you. So now you know, I went from
Speaker 1: making like fifty dollars a hundred dollars, like five hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: you know, and then when when I did Next Friday,
Speaker 1: then I went from like five hundred dollars hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: And then then you keep going and keep going. So
Speaker 1: television is kind of like what we had back then,
Speaker 1: but we didn't have social media to try with jokes.
Speaker 1: These guys could just do a video. The video is
Speaker 1: funny and with that ship into material, you know, But
Speaker 1: we didn't have that. We had to go to open
Speaker 1: mic night. You have to go get in line, and
Speaker 1: open mic was a night where amate just perform or
Speaker 1: professionals would go on stage just to like perfect that
Speaker 1: new actor trying to do so, like in Philadelphia where
Speaker 1: I started. UM one club is like first come, first served.
Speaker 1: So if you have if you want to get a
Speaker 1: good number, do do they a lot of first twenty people.
Speaker 1: So if you to get and you got to pick
Speaker 1: your own number when you want to go on. So
Speaker 1: if you want to pick your own number, show start
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock. You wanna be there like four pm.
Speaker 1: Get in line there we pick a good number, like
Speaker 1: a good number, be like any number between like five
Speaker 1: to like thirteen is good. Because you go on number
Speaker 1: one nine enough crowded, you're going to a twenty. Everybody
Speaker 1: already left. So that was one club. But the other club,
Speaker 1: you're gonna line up and then after you write your name,
Speaker 1: then they would they would give you a number a counter.
Speaker 1: How well didn't know you. So. I remember my first
Speaker 1: night at this particular club. They didn't know me. I
Speaker 1: went on last. But then I got on stage, it
Speaker 1: was like six comedians, like the order. They already got tired.
Speaker 1: I'm performing for six comedians and they told me that, hey,
Speaker 1: I think you got what it takes to make it
Speaker 1: because I was hoping, I hope the fucking audience was there.
Speaker 1: But instead of like other comedians like you know, Mike,
Speaker 1: I think you got it, and as I just kept
Speaker 1: going and kept going, I think that's dope. Man. You
Speaker 1: know a lot of comedians they don't bring the same
Speaker 1: energy when um when they see like that, you know
Speaker 1: there's less people there or on so you expected. So
Speaker 1: I think that's extremely dope. You never that first impression.
Speaker 1: I don't matter where you are, give them the best
Speaker 1: fucking show. You never know who that one person is
Speaker 1: or that's to three people are. Whatever you're performing, don't
Speaker 1: ever give all you have, regardless or not. I mean
Speaker 1: I performed for like ten thousand people recently. I'm on
Speaker 1: that Martin Owrens tour, so we've seen like ten fifteen
Speaker 1: thousand people. But my favorite orders is three people. That
Speaker 1: intimacy crowd, right, there in your phase, we get to
Speaker 1: like feel loose because when when it's fifteen, it's don't
Speaker 1: get wrong, it's more pressure, like okay, now I got
Speaker 1: you know, compared tove like three people, you feel more comfortable,
Speaker 1: you know. But with it five people or ten people,
Speaker 1: give those ten people your best show ever because you
Speaker 1: never know who those ten people are. Absolutely, Oh did
Speaker 1: you perform recently too? Um ship my excuse my language.
Speaker 1: My last I don't really curse much. I know this
Speaker 1: is mother in my life. Performance was in Nebraska. Performed
Speaker 1: in Nebraska on what's to day? What's it the Tuesday?
Speaker 1: On Saturday, last weekend on Saturday, on Saturday, No, he said,
Speaker 1: my last last weekend. It wasn't even oh my, it
Speaker 1: was actually for awards ceremony and oh Nebraska, Yeah, Kevin
Speaker 1: Hearts board was that boars Cojoe send me. I saw
Speaker 1: the flying for that exactly. So the performance that you
Speaker 1: hosted it, I did a little bit of both man.
Speaker 1: It was one of those it was an African you know,
Speaker 1: we're gonna I'm gonna help them getting that tight together.
Speaker 1: But it was an African event, you know, and you know,
Speaker 1: and then they beginning stages of getting together, but it
Speaker 1: was it was a success to say the list. But
Speaker 1: the thing about performing, as being a comedian, performing and
Speaker 1: ship like this, you always give this orderance some laugh,
Speaker 1: you make them laugh, and regardless how disorganized it is,
Speaker 1: you're gonna always remember the comedian, you know. I just
Speaker 1: recently I've done a few award shows where it's we're
Speaker 1: not organized. I'm not gonna say their names, but it
Speaker 1: weren't say every every year to host the show. Don't
Speaker 1: see a great job. Then Michael blocks a video. They
Speaker 1: fucking blew that I hosted the first one, the first
Speaker 1: hosted the first exactly absolutely, So you're welcome that I
Speaker 1: opened the stage. Appreciate that. Man, were you there yesterday?
Speaker 1: I think it was the same day as the one
Speaker 1: that I had year that was on Sunday, though I
Speaker 1: was too tired, so I got back in. If you went,
Speaker 1: you could have got an award. Was giving them things away.
Speaker 1: So what he does what he does on social media now,
Speaker 1: he like he'll find you where you find these sucking
Speaker 1: videos at there? You fucking put like a voice over
Speaker 1: over them to be honest, like I don't find them people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they find me. Now you know what I mean, that's
Speaker 1: what people ask. So they find me and for me
Speaker 1: like when people find them, Like I used to love
Speaker 1: freaking American's funniest home videos, all right, and I also
Speaker 1: used to love even before social media in general, no
Speaker 1: social media. If you guys remember Mad Lips, they used
Speaker 1: to be on YouTube. These people they would do like voiceovers,
Speaker 1: real funny fucking voiceovers to mainly sports ship football coaches,
Speaker 1: you know, flipping out on players or whatever you exactly
Speaker 1: so um uh so you know when I got to
Speaker 1: you know, I was doing skits as well, and I
Speaker 1: do blending skits as well. But like when people send
Speaker 1: me these videos to do that, I just get into
Speaker 1: the you know, the mind framing. You know, it's a
Speaker 1: really one day you guys will see the process a
Speaker 1: very remind of those animals, but it's a very you know,
Speaker 1: it's a very kind of you know, if I was
Speaker 1: to watch myself, I know, to be like, what the
Speaker 1: fund are you doing there? You'll be really good like
Speaker 1: voiceover for animation. Listen, you know that you're the one
Speaker 1: with the connections link me man who's cooking? Um, who's
Speaker 1: frying chicken? But that's not definitely I'll keep my ads
Speaker 1: open because when I would listen to show, I'm like, god, damn,
Speaker 1: I see so much animation movie like fucking Lion King.
Speaker 1: I'm like, guy, imagine he had his voice in there
Speaker 1: coming up with your own lines, because this is all
Speaker 1: your comedic lines. In fact, like that, you mentioned that
Speaker 1: I just recently did a independent UM. I guess you
Speaker 1: would say, you know, voiceover character, did like four voiceovers
Speaker 1: for independent UM cartoon that's coming out right, Um, you
Speaker 1: guys will see the pilot board soon, and it's not
Speaker 1: for children. This is like adult swim type of you know,
Speaker 1: African blended type of situation. So um, you guys keep
Speaker 1: a look out for that for sure. Congratulations on that
Speaker 1: ten best when you got going on your life. I
Speaker 1: want to be a voice of some cartoon like they
Speaker 1: hearing any Chinese in the African shooes. That's easy, That's
Speaker 1: that's easy. Man. I went to this restaurant. It was
Speaker 1: actually Chinese people cooking Guanian food. Not the funk where
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. This is where was this. I
Speaker 1: was just in. I was just in Nebraska. Happen to Braska.
Speaker 1: Chinese person Yai is trying to take whatever I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, they own the roads in Ghana. I heard that.
Speaker 1: You know they own the roads in Ghana. So is
Speaker 1: that not true? He's sucking down you're cooking African food?
Speaker 1: What then? What? What's next? I'm gonna stop sucking our
Speaker 1: women to Chinese best friend. Yeah, I think they're already.
Speaker 1: They're already doing that. They're already doing that in the Ghana. Man,
Speaker 1: I've seen that road. That's what I'm sucking your back.
Speaker 1: I got a whole Asian woman. I'm gonna give us
Speaker 1: a bunch of little tiger woods. Motherfucker, Mike, We're gonna
Speaker 1: make sure there's a mother sucker highway in uh gonna. Okay,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. God, I just called you a gonna.
Speaker 1: It's okay, Mike. Tell me about That's totally fine. Please
Speaker 1: tell me about that. The school that you're doing in
Speaker 1: please and thank you. I've seen the pictures of that. Yes,
Speaker 1: didn't have you digging? Are you the one thing? What
Speaker 1: you're digging with your hand? Digging? Damn? You're supposed to
Speaker 1: wash your hands after your health dig Now. I ain't
Speaker 1: build a school in my village. You know my mother
Speaker 1: this the village my mother was born in. Uh what
Speaker 1: would inspired me to build the school? Was um I went.
Speaker 1: When I came to the States, I come to the
Speaker 1: stage late eighties, sometimes eight six, eighties seven. I didn't
Speaker 1: go back to Ghana. I didn't go back to Africa
Speaker 1: period to like two thousand, like fifteen years later, I
Speaker 1: went back. And when I went back, I went to
Speaker 1: the village when I was born, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: just things were still the same. I'm like, why things
Speaker 1: still the same? You know why our kids and the
Speaker 1: kids are like a bunch of kids doing still the
Speaker 1: school days, school hours. Your kids in the marketplace helping
Speaker 1: their mother sell ship. And I'm like, why these seven
Speaker 1: eight year old kids working? Like who hired these niggas?
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, you know what. Then I get
Speaker 1: to find out, I'm like, why did not in school?
Speaker 1: The not in school because the public school were just
Speaker 1: known as government school, which is free at that moment.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure things have changed that ain't ship free
Speaker 1: no more, But back then those schools were free, and
Speaker 1: those feel up really fast. The free ship always feel up.
Speaker 1: It's like you go, you know in America, you go
Speaker 1: to the warfare line. All the warfare office is always packed, right,
Speaker 1: because niggas like free ship. So the free ship always
Speaker 1: fills up, and the kids that are left they can
Speaker 1: for a private school. So then what I did. I
Speaker 1: went to them on the local elementary school to find
Speaker 1: out what school was going for, how much it cars
Speaker 1: to go to school. So I find it cars like
Speaker 1: eighty dollars for the whole year. I'm like eighty dollars
Speaker 1: and this is in two I'm like, we're spending ship
Speaker 1: at the bar. So out next day I went back
Speaker 1: to the marketplace, saw them same fucking kids. I talked
Speaker 1: to their parents. I was like, I'm gonna pay pull
Speaker 1: your pull your four kids in school for the year,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then from there I
Speaker 1: would try to help every year, I'll try to help
Speaker 1: get this keep. I mean, what eight years of schooling
Speaker 1: or cost but a couple of grad So I went
Speaker 1: did that and after the outside of myself, I gotta
Speaker 1: do something about this. And I always had in my mind,
Speaker 1: I gotta build a school. But it's not it's not
Speaker 1: an easy thing to do, you know, it's come without responsibility.
Speaker 1: But I finally, like right before COVID, I decided, you
Speaker 1: know what, trying to play every kid in school. How
Speaker 1: about just I just build the home school and make
Speaker 1: it free and give scholarship to the kids. You're a
Speaker 1: good man, Michael blocked him. Yeah, round us, absolutely, And
Speaker 1: I think that's dope. Man. It might like for people
Speaker 1: like like I wouldn't say, like myself, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: tapped in. But for people who who who like they
Speaker 1: want to kind of you know what I'm saying, especially
Speaker 1: Americans or African American, you know, all of us. Essentially,
Speaker 1: if you have that melan and you're African, I don't
Speaker 1: give a damn what you say, right. So, like, especially
Speaker 1: if you're that person who's like where am I from? Okay?
Speaker 1: Where am I from? Right? And your and your question
Speaker 1: yourself one thing, you're either from Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon, or
Speaker 1: one of those West African countries that the translator you
Speaker 1: know the slave trade took place, right, So just know
Speaker 1: that ACA West Africa right coast. So for those people
Speaker 1: right who are listening and they're like, how do I
Speaker 1: do something? I just want to tap in because these
Speaker 1: people at one point they might want to go to Africa, right,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to just go to Africa and
Speaker 1: underwhere to go but like if they want to tap
Speaker 1: in on maybe just you know, they want to send
Speaker 1: something to help out, or you know, like I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if you have any organization like that, what has that? Like?
Speaker 1: How did you know? How do these people help? I
Speaker 1: want to do that very soon right now. My my
Speaker 1: main goal, you know, was to take my own money,
Speaker 1: and I post I, hey, my do fundraise and raise money.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me, I said, I work hard,
Speaker 1: let me give something back. I said, I'm gonna build
Speaker 1: this first school with my own money. After it's built,
Speaker 1: then to keep the school running, then I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: like fund raised. I'm you know, to get people to
Speaker 1: raise money every year to make sure these kids go
Speaker 1: to school for free, you know. And then also I
Speaker 1: gotta paid teachers, and I gotta pay get a bus.
Speaker 1: I'm doing something different in that village, they don't know
Speaker 1: to have a bus. Translation principtation, I'm gonna try to
Speaker 1: get a school bus. So I'm gonna do all of
Speaker 1: that once the school. Once the school is built, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my money to build it, and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for help to keep it going for life.
Speaker 1: And then I'm not stopping there. I want one in Ghana,
Speaker 1: which if my first one isn't Ghana, and the next
Speaker 1: one being like at my third one being Nigeria. These
Speaker 1: three countries me the most to me. That's why I
Speaker 1: spend most of my life in those three countries. What's
Speaker 1: the name of the school? Yeah, that's we have between
Speaker 1: Blacks and academy. We think I haven't finalized it yet.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be mother sack of school for kids.
Speaker 1: Education in the shade, you know what I'm saying, like
Speaker 1: nothing the sacond school for kids, Michael Block reading in
Speaker 1: the dark. You know, elementary. You're gonna be the principal principle. No,
Speaker 1: I might have nothing with the education. And you're not
Speaker 1: the gym teacher either, motherfucker. Okay, you out of shape?
Speaker 1: How about my teacher? They listen? No, No, I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be right, but they are good to man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not this motherfucker. He needs at a roll. I just
Speaker 1: have my prescription today, Michael. But yeah, so don't get
Speaker 1: wrong your time time. That time we come, we're gonna
Speaker 1: feel like I gotta because eventually we gotta go. We
Speaker 1: can't forget home. Eventually got to go home. And do something.
Speaker 1: We gotta give back, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: that's always been on mind. I gotta give back. So
Speaker 1: I went home. I bought a house there. Actually just
Speaker 1: shipped my car, just shipped the car just got there
Speaker 1: cause there. So you know, usually I will go vacation.
Speaker 1: When I want a vacation, I'll go to like Puerto Rico,
Speaker 1: go somewhere. You know where I go vacation. I go
Speaker 1: to Ghana. There, I get on the plane and go
Speaker 1: home for like a week or two, stay in my
Speaker 1: own house and give back. Finally, I gotta get back
Speaker 1: to where I came from. What's up, mother suckers. This
Speaker 1: is your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here
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Speaker 1: to go do it right now and don't forget to
Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. You didn't come alone,
Speaker 1: I got I have another artist head come and join us.
Speaker 1: Stay right there, hes gonna get over it. But uh
Speaker 1: coming to the stage. My guy from Oakland, Oaktown. Um,
Speaker 1: that's right, West Coast, West Site, West Site area, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, inspiring artists in the doings thing tree. Thomas
Speaker 1: is in the building. There's in January three. Thomas is
Speaker 1: in the building. Tree. I'm not shoven to treat stands
Speaker 1: for how tall years or what he smokes? Motherfucker? Maybe
Speaker 1: a hybrid of both. Right, that's what all that ship.
Speaker 1: So what's going on? Man? How's how's this? How's this?
Speaker 1: How's trying to do this music? And now you're from Oakland?
Speaker 1: Like I think of Oakland, think like E forty you
Speaker 1: think about um too short and who else mc hammock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm from the town and from Oakland. Um. I started
Speaker 1: off rapping, So I started off in that line. But um,
Speaker 1: as I started getting more into it, I started finding
Speaker 1: my my tone and my my sounding singing. And you
Speaker 1: know why, I guess just from pussy. That's how you
Speaker 1: get for real, if you want to go against, get
Speaker 1: some pussy, be a singer, Singers get all the coucie,
Speaker 1: especially love songs. I heard rappers get all the respect
Speaker 1: on the streets and singers get exactly and that was
Speaker 1: part of the reason. That was part of the reason
Speaker 1: for sure. But yeah, I'm in it now and it's
Speaker 1: been cool. It's been great, specially moving out to l A.
Speaker 1: I especially seeing an increasing everything I've been doing since
Speaker 1: I've been out here. So I'm working with it, for sure.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. I was watched reading something today that
Speaker 1: Meek had posted up. He said, I think me posted
Speaker 1: about something like he's not sure where his record money
Speaker 1: been going, Like something posted about about the record of
Speaker 1: the record business. How you know he brought his record out,
Speaker 1: but he ain't seen no record money, you know. So
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's that's that's been going on a
Speaker 1: just I mean, everybody got burned, from Michael Jackson to
Speaker 1: Tito Jackson to everybody has been burned. When it comes
Speaker 1: those they look like all this makes most of that
Speaker 1: money from live performance. I mean I'm not sure, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know how much you really make fun. But
Speaker 1: it's different that because now it's like downloads and you
Speaker 1: could like kind of like put do your own thing.
Speaker 1: Now you go independent and you know, put your own
Speaker 1: ship out and back then you needed like you needed
Speaker 1: a record company back then to like you know, get
Speaker 1: you to that next level. And it took advantage, you know.
Speaker 1: So yeah, not anymore. I mean, hows how how how
Speaker 1: you getting your music out there? Um, I'm getting it
Speaker 1: out fully independently right now, so I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to the record label your money, so I see
Speaker 1: everything from my music. Um, but uh, really it's about
Speaker 1: where you're grind ad right now, Like what you're doing
Speaker 1: with your brand pushing and how much you're selling on
Speaker 1: your brand. Like I'm thinking of different avenues from my
Speaker 1: brand right now as far as like the music, and
Speaker 1: I got a dog that gets me like a million
Speaker 1: views on TikTok and YouTube ship um, selling plants and
Speaker 1: uh this thing that go along with my brand is
Speaker 1: also farm as well. I've been farming for like two
Speaker 1: years with some of my friends. So I'm like brother
Speaker 1: into nature and like gardening and ships. And they got
Speaker 1: growing tomatoes. Motherfuckery got a great tomatoes. Now we're wearing weird.
Speaker 1: It's cannabis farm tomato I just want to make. But
Speaker 1: with that, with the cannabis farms, I've learned how to
Speaker 1: cultivate tomatoes and vegetables and fruit and all that ship
Speaker 1: and survive off grid and and and a lot of
Speaker 1: things I didn't know before before um being out there.
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to incorporate all that ship into
Speaker 1: my brand because that's what the music business and just
Speaker 1: having a brand is about. Now, what your grind is.
Speaker 1: And because you're not gonna like me, you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: see a lot if you get to that level from
Speaker 1: your ship. It's about what else you selling, the shows,
Speaker 1: the merch and all other ships. So that's what me
Speaker 1: and my team is working on right now, tightening ship.
Speaker 1: But it's a great thing. My social media now right
Speaker 1: social media is pretty much your own platform. This is
Speaker 1: your own TV show, your own network. You know, you
Speaker 1: build your own audience and when you make something, you
Speaker 1: got someone to sell it to. You can blow. You
Speaker 1: don't need nobody anymore. Just build an audience and if
Speaker 1: your ship is good or support you. Okay, I want
Speaker 1: to say this though, just like my first time doing
Speaker 1: an interview podcast, and I'm just honored. That is with
Speaker 1: like for real, because I look everything I see you
Speaker 1: in I'm entertained, um like I can you can see
Speaker 1: your talent. And I was telling Tied my man, I
Speaker 1: was like he was FaceTime the other day. I heard
Speaker 1: you like talk. I was like, this, nig really just
Speaker 1: can talk regular because the next Friday is all I know.
Speaker 1: That's that's like I imagination of me. Motherfucker, guy Mike,
Speaker 1: Then you say that next lady again for defense when
Speaker 1: you walk into the door of the d C place
Speaker 1: right there? What is this? This is why I can't
Speaker 1: get jiggy with this ship. Where's your money that I pink? Motherfucker?
Speaker 1: You look at that playhead. I was so many ship,
Speaker 1: I'm no darn received kiss my eyes. So what, oh ship,
Speaker 1: please don't hit me. I'm just a bitch eunaut you wait, wait,
Speaker 1: you don't wait, wait wait, you don't even and I
Speaker 1: don't got no damn receipt and I know darn receipt,
Speaker 1: kiss my eye, So what you know? You're fucking try again, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Just's my tooth try to get try again. I go
Speaker 1: post on this, motherfucker. I'm honored to be a part
Speaker 1: of this this is my first time doing anything like
Speaker 1: interview White Pocket. I'm just just crazy. That's what you appreciate.
Speaker 1: It's a good Definitely, he turned these lights off. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be here, definitely. Yeah, mother sucker podcast. Michael
Speaker 1: blocks and giving a lot of opportunity to a lot
Speaker 1: of nice people in the world. Absolutely, man, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've accedent. You know, you know I've blow him for
Speaker 1: seven years at least, it's been seven months. I've been
Speaker 1: on the wait unlist, so I really appreciate it. Now
Speaker 1: there's welcome many. I don't know where you live, you know,
Speaker 1: Nigerians be everywhere. Man, everybody, don't make me get on
Speaker 1: yours alright. Michael Blaxon is losing his memory, y'all. Like
Speaker 1: Michael Blackton will asked me this question every single time,
Speaker 1: where you are you And I'm like, yeah, I'm in
Speaker 1: l A. Yeah, I'm in l A. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what about shake up? He forgets every freaking time. All right,
Speaker 1: you've been smoking. We know he needs to please maybe
Speaker 1: bring back his memory. They probably would. Well, I got
Speaker 1: some ladies in the house, some of the sausage on
Speaker 1: the stage. They've got some angels here. Part of you
Speaker 1: had Meemi, I can join us ladies. Anything I want
Speaker 1: to ask these guys or of course he's I mean
Speaker 1: I wanted to sing a song. Whatever you want, anything
Speaker 1: you want to ask me. I want you to sing
Speaker 1: a song to me, please? Uh like the liuthvandru. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure which microphone I want yet, but see, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do no sing and I can't you put
Speaker 1: me on the spot. I ain't gonna do no singe.
Speaker 1: Y'all can go listen to the music, though you can
Speaker 1: search it on all platforms. Three Thomas say something that
Speaker 1: you know you can do it? How you gonna act
Speaker 1: like that or something? What sexy? Some sexy for me?
Speaker 1: What's your sign? Leo? Okay, I just dropped Leo this
Speaker 1: song probably like three weeks ago. Can we hear it?
Speaker 1: If you're having the phone? All right, let's see if
Speaker 1: we can find it, and then you're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: how you feel about it, like as we're planning. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you can take the jacket and show your heart
Speaker 1: nip somebody then bring something to me. I mean, guys, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Is it? Where is it opposed to
Speaker 1: be playing at the phone. Remember this is not right,
Speaker 1: is it okay? Yeah? This is not the Joe Roll Podcast. Yes, befal, Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a rvy never I love it.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't mean a cute to vine you the time.
Speaker 1: I no, no, don't run the way you should dine.
Speaker 1: But you know you're too bad. You nigga want to
Speaker 1: try again, too black, You're just gonna make you cry
Speaker 1: again light like time you called me bo. The was
Speaker 1: only you know these niggas like make a ball league
Speaker 1: come in I should bring up. It's called I know
Speaker 1: Leo um and it's part of a project I'm putting out.
Speaker 1: I'm putting out a project about zodiac signs. Um. I
Speaker 1: did a song for every zodiac sign. Uh. It's an
Speaker 1: intro out your or interluse. So it's like fifteen songs um.
Speaker 1: And I put out the Quarius, Libra and Leo already. Um.
Speaker 1: And it's Scorpio season now, so I'm thinking of putting
Speaker 1: out Scorpio this weekend or might later this week. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm putting together a project called signs. Damn. That's a
Speaker 1: great idea. Actually that's nigga. That's like twelve songs in
Speaker 1: a year, right, because it twelves then, and it wasn't like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you've been with every sign, that's where you sucked them
Speaker 1: all and it's experienced. So some of them have been
Speaker 1: with some of them expering, some of them just my
Speaker 1: relationships with them. So you actually this this like the
Speaker 1: first time. I usually when I put our music, I
Speaker 1: picked the best music. I may not put it on
Speaker 1: the project and put it out, but I actually did
Speaker 1: like research and like went back and like thought of
Speaker 1: experiences and memories and ships. So it took me like
Speaker 1: a year almost too um get to where it said
Speaker 1: right now, and I just started putting out the song.
Speaker 1: So what's the sign? Is your favorite ex girlfriends? What
Speaker 1: sign was my favorite ex girlfriend? Your favorite sign? Your
Speaker 1: favorite female sign? What sign got the best person? My dad?
Speaker 1: See that's the thing about the project. The project is
Speaker 1: like the concept is is why I can't find a
Speaker 1: reason I dislike any sign. I feel like every sign
Speaker 1: is different. I feel like every sign has they they pros,
Speaker 1: their cons and their things about them. So that's a whole.
Speaker 1: It's like you like that what song is about good pussy?
Speaker 1: Um Leo is definitely about good pussy. Gemini is definitely
Speaker 1: about good pussy. But it's definitely some songs on there
Speaker 1: that just about like emotional ship and situations. But Leo
Speaker 1: and Gemini Scorpio actually, it definitely has a lot of
Speaker 1: heat to it to what's your sign? Capricorn? CAPRICORNI got
Speaker 1: his own, his own vibe. I'm a Virgo virgo. My
Speaker 1: mother is born in Christmas. I'm a virgo virgo. Gang
Speaker 1: on your birthday, I'm the leventh. What sign is the
Speaker 1: most in that girl? The most violent to me? So
Speaker 1: it's it's experiences. So for me, no, I said I
Speaker 1: was Virgo virgos and that's the thing. I've never dated
Speaker 1: a virgo. So my Virgo song on there is like
Speaker 1: strictly experiences and myself and you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I had a virgo, my exit virgo she was. She
Speaker 1: was a violent as my ex wife. She was more
Speaker 1: of a what's that one early November scorpions? That scorpion right, yeah, crazy,
Speaker 1: that's where we are right now watching she's not watching, Mike.
Speaker 1: Do tell what she do to you, Michael. She was
Speaker 1: a type that we're like, whoop, your asking to get
Speaker 1: a restraint order? You And I'm like what the game is.
Speaker 1: This sounds like a SCORPI official. I don't even know
Speaker 1: nothing about these signs. I know everyone, everyone got on you.
Speaker 1: Everyone got a little bit of stupid. She would get
Speaker 1: a restraining ord on you and then pull your address
Speaker 1: on the paperwork, so now you can't even go to
Speaker 1: fuck home. Sure, yeah, I had a scorpio. Was Vigo
Speaker 1: with my my furgo didn't she didn't call the cops.
Speaker 1: She Vigo, don't get the cops involved. She just you know,
Speaker 1: she just handcuffed you. I called the cops, and I'm
Speaker 1: sing I called the cosins. I got a lot of
Speaker 1: women locked up. But the fucker all my exes been
Speaker 1: in jail ship. No one one is my best friend.
Speaker 1: That's my deform the cops, Fuck you deform, you motherfucker
Speaker 1: leading pullice alone. No one one, it's it's starting my
Speaker 1: phone on the best friends, not one one. Absolutely, I
Speaker 1: would call the cops in a minute. Yes, yes, the
Speaker 1: bitch smacked me again, sir, Yeah, she's she's at Burgo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's right here with a nice send all cars, bring
Speaker 1: all the officers, please send on cops in the detective.
Speaker 1: This bit is going to jail tonight. I think I
Speaker 1: got all, my all, my all, my exes men and jail.
Speaker 1: Why not just just two of them, just a violent one.
Speaker 1: The Virgo one and guy and a girl's sign is
Speaker 1: totally different because it's violent, like Leo. Guys are very like,
Speaker 1: I don't know me. Yeah, I like calls that I know,
Speaker 1: and they're like crazy, like when they're in love. Crazy.
Speaker 1: You guys got eight years relationship. I called the cops
Speaker 1: more than Mike probably I have a little but my
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend was a Leo. I had to hide in
Speaker 1: the Jewish church because she stopped this story. And then
Speaker 1: the cops goes, like, what you're gonna do? What you're
Speaker 1: just being? You're gonna let them like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: hiding in the church next door, two story, I swear
Speaker 1: the guys, I wish somebody have a copy of those.
Speaker 1: They should sell those nine calls Jewish. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I hide in the Jewish school next to my place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was hiding there. Yeah, just in the bathroom. And
Speaker 1: they put it in like seven two hour hold, like
Speaker 1: you know, psychiatric here. And then she goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you better picked me up right now because they think
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. I'm like I picked her up. She gave
Speaker 1: me pussy again, and I forgot about everything. I got stopped,
Speaker 1: and the whole swat team came to my house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole two stories. No later, I was like a
Speaker 1: week later, the whole went to my house. That's very
Speaker 1: like fast, but we forget, you know, yeah, because makes
Speaker 1: everybody forget all right. Yeah, once you come, all the
Speaker 1: bad members goes. Did you come to your sense? Yeah,
Speaker 1: once you come, you come, come to your senses again?
Speaker 1: And then did you make you come? Getting you remember again?
Speaker 1: You get to stop again, get hit again, then you
Speaker 1: have to go to court and stuff like that. What
Speaker 1: the hell was she stabbing you with? Brother? She stopped
Speaker 1: me with a knife. It was like, but I thought
Speaker 1: you're gonna say I didn't. It wasn't like to say
Speaker 1: something other than a knife, Like, oh no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't like a real big stobbing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just a Meani stopping. Yeah, how you just
Speaker 1: want to stop them back happened? Know the bad like
Speaker 1: my my ex the Virgo, when I put on jail,
Speaker 1: when she got out of jail, we fucked what you
Speaker 1: got because it's like, yeah, I mean I had I
Speaker 1: built a bitch out. I had to give some commight
Speaker 1: to comfort that give my money's work. Yeah, fresh out
Speaker 1: of jail was return one. She wasnt me jail for
Speaker 1: like eight hours. Eight hours I don't want the other
Speaker 1: one was there for like a week. I left that
Speaker 1: a week. I left that bitch. No, no jail, jail, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I set her asked up after that when she did
Speaker 1: the whole restraint order ship to me, I know exactly what.
Speaker 1: When she got up, I had some witnesses. I put
Speaker 1: some witness together, like tell you something to do this,
Speaker 1: and then they came and cufter as using jail for
Speaker 1: a whole week. I like, pitches up, motherfucker. What that was?
Speaker 1: That was I was I was living was Philly. My
Speaker 1: house at that time was caused fifteen thou dollars. That's
Speaker 1: how much. And I stole ald mortgage on that bitch.
Speaker 1: My mother took her equity line for her other house
Speaker 1: to pay for the house for me. The house was
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars. I'll never forget still there, mothers No, it's
Speaker 1: not probably like ninety Michael Bloxon Kobe Bryant's house left.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be bothered with that ship. You know,
Speaker 1: one of my brothers are living there. Last time, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if he's there or not. I don't got that.
Speaker 1: You got brothers. My mother had eight niggers. Can my
Speaker 1: mom scoochie, I'm the youngest son, the youngest son. I'm
Speaker 1: not the youngest kid. I'm probably Yes. The dog of
Speaker 1: the buried is sweeted juice. I guess you no. No,
Speaker 1: my mom has seven kids, my dad, and then she
Speaker 1: got remarried and like Berry, and had one more kids.
Speaker 1: She got remarried and had one more. My mom had
Speaker 1: seven kids, but my father. Okay, I know that. That's
Speaker 1: why I stayed in their little ext your longer, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I didn't come out in nine months. It took me
Speaker 1: two months to come out. Came out. I can't would
Speaker 1: have say, I can't wait to here. Where your kids
Speaker 1: gonna say by you when it come out? Your core
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Speaker 1: show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother
Speaker 1: saw cuts. You're not gonna have no kids? I'll never
Speaker 1: say never justin Bieber? Why why not? Why not? Why not?
Speaker 1: You never know? If you're falling in love? Would you
Speaker 1: that has kids? But you? Yeah? You do? You do?
Speaker 1: You want to have kids? I got my other passion.
Speaker 1: Come and join us. Come on, you can share a
Speaker 1: mike with me. You ain't with you, ain't with the process.
Speaker 1: You that right here, my passion past. You have kids?
Speaker 1: Have one? How did you come out to COUCHI are
Speaker 1: you adopted? You came at your couch? Okay? How old
Speaker 1: is your kids? Oh? Seventeen? You know he came out
Speaker 1: at seventeen. You're seventeen. We had I'm young. So y'all
Speaker 1: grew up together. Y'all was in high school together? Hunh?
Speaker 1: So what you got in your test? Mom? What you got?
Speaker 1: He's wow? Yeah, he's a cultivator, just like you are. Cultivator.
Speaker 1: Vegas ination is key, Oh, Arizona and Vegas. That niggy
Speaker 1: grew he grew up in the heat. He must be
Speaker 1: as dark as me. Now, huh Vegas an Arizona, damn,
Speaker 1: saying in Vegas Arizona's How does Arizona? We love it.
Speaker 1: The heat's wonderful. Even the devil will be like, I
Speaker 1: want some ice cream, Jess? Why kiss pink? Want you
Speaker 1: want pointy babies? Out that pink couchie? I think, Um,
Speaker 1: I would probably like say one or two, but I
Speaker 1: want to be sure to be with the person, like
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to have a split family.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I don't know what's gonna go on
Speaker 1: with this, but eventually who knows engaged. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: married to the game or whatever that's right or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm married to my school. I actually bought this for
Speaker 1: myself because I buy stuff for myself, like flowers every
Speaker 1: week and stuff you have to treat yourself. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you suck your own couchie too? I took out two
Speaker 1: reels so I could do it. You know, how about
Speaker 1: your passion? What you want to have? More kids? Are
Speaker 1: you done? I'm done? Two? Todd burned and Centify done
Speaker 1: still because you don't get that every right dick would
Speaker 1: make it that too and burn up, open that tube up,
Speaker 1: put an African black as early no more? What do
Speaker 1: you want to have? You want? Boy and girl transgender.
Speaker 1: What do you want? I want to have a boyfriends
Speaker 1: a little girl. You want to I want the boy
Speaker 1: to look over the little girl. But I don't care,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter. I can have twins, so I'm
Speaker 1: I might have twins, and that would be like what
Speaker 1: I would love. So a little boy and a little girl. Boom.
Speaker 1: You want white babies, black babies, Chinese give you the world.
Speaker 1: You want white black Chinese baby and it doesn't min
Speaker 1: the longest, as long as he's healthy. So if you
Speaker 1: have a grandmother fucker like a lepricn you cool with it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying you always say, I don't matter. Long as
Speaker 1: healthy that may come, he's gonna be ready, for sure,
Speaker 1: he or she She's gonna be a redhead if he's now.
Speaker 1: If it's my motherfucking baby, and come on, you goddamn
Speaker 1: right hand, I want a blood test, motherfucker. The albino,
Speaker 1: maybe albano. I don't want to buy the baby. You
Speaker 1: have a bind the shop that nigger back in your stomach.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not taking a bunal kid to school.
Speaker 1: Don't just put that binal family. I mean not watching me.
Speaker 1: Don't try to black boy me. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to buy a baby, motherfucker. I'm too I'm too dark
Speaker 1: like Mike baby. She know you, motherfucking But if he
Speaker 1: has a gap of the big dig so make sure
Speaker 1: that they look at the bellage. They're like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: your son. Yeah, I'm taking I'm taking blood test every week, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: As soon as she come out negative, I want my child.
Speaker 1: You you said you have you want no kids? Why
Speaker 1: I don't have a ten year Why don't you want
Speaker 1: any kids? What's the reason I want to know why
Speaker 1: some people don't want Almost died, trying to have you,
Speaker 1: trying to have my youngest baby, trying to have you.
Speaker 1: Your mother had your youngest baby before. She had seven
Speaker 1: kids with my father. My mother had seven kids. So
Speaker 1: when she had the last baby, she was pronounced dead
Speaker 1: and we were around the bed crying for like three days,
Speaker 1: and then she woke up. And then ever since I
Speaker 1: said a three days later, yeah, oh she was in coma. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was in coma. And then at that time in Ethiopia,
Speaker 1: there was a curfew she had to do. She had
Speaker 1: to give birth at home, so she had to give
Speaker 1: birth atround midnight, and it was a curfew. WI shouldn't
Speaker 1: be we can go outside. She couldn't go to doctor,
Speaker 1: so we had to get a midwife to deliver and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. But my mama died. Ever since then,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to have kids. But my compleasure.
Speaker 1: I think I was born at midnight too. That message up.
Speaker 1: We all were around the bed, we were kids, but
Speaker 1: she was in the house and she was at the
Speaker 1: house because it was she had to deliver at midnight
Speaker 1: and the car few was a six pm. Because there
Speaker 1: was a war in Ethiopia for real, which was the
Speaker 1: one where you reached, which was now when the new
Speaker 1: governor took over before I left Canada. What year was
Speaker 1: this maybe ninety something, ninety two, so I left ninety four.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was the civil one in Ethiopia
Speaker 1: in the early nineties. I like bar had a there's
Speaker 1: always a war in Ethiopia. Ethiopia is a beautiful country,
Speaker 1: but it's just the country can grow because it's always
Speaker 1: a civil war. The country that wasn't We were never slave.
Speaker 1: We beat the war. My grandfather went to the war
Speaker 1: fighting yourself. Now we fired each other now over tribes
Speaker 1: and whoever was leading the country want to help their
Speaker 1: own people only Ritrea or which one makes the best food?
Speaker 1: I'm both my moms tran which one makes the best food?
Speaker 1: All right? Well first you said both, then you change
Speaker 1: your mind. Someone's gonna be manic. My dad is etio open,
Speaker 1: so my mom looks good. Got you? So you're like
Speaker 1: you say you like Ethiopian food the best? Do Have
Speaker 1: you had some Ethiopians before? Excuse me? What was that?
Speaker 1: Have you had some Ethiopian vagina? You speak sign language against?
Speaker 1: Say do that? Say that in sign language? Use that
Speaker 1: and use that question in the statement please, it's possible.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's possible? I mean you know
Speaker 1: what he answer the question? And I answered that question.
Speaker 1: I once sucked up Somali and girl. But now tell
Speaker 1: me about this. Is this is an Ethiopian culture where
Speaker 1: they don't want sex to be pleasurable for them, so
Speaker 1: they cut their clearers. Is that is that? Is that?
Speaker 1: Have you heard of that? You have? Click? They don't
Speaker 1: circums like I mean they I think the Muslim people do? Right?
Speaker 1: It is it a Muslim thing? It's a long time ago,
Speaker 1: and like and that thing before your nineteen eighties, they
Speaker 1: used to circumcise women and yes, I think the girl
Speaker 1: they didn't want it to be. They don't They don't
Speaker 1: want to be pleasure for them. They just want them
Speaker 1: to just be woman. No, I think they don't want
Speaker 1: them to have a high sex drive, so they don't
Speaker 1: go around and sleep with anyone. Let's hope they were
Speaker 1: vegin and then they stitch it. She fished. I mean
Speaker 1: the stick my dick winning that motherfucker. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: she said, I think she did it. Cut of clay off.
Speaker 1: You can't see it. I mean I don't remember. I mean,
Speaker 1: there was there was no man on the boat. What's
Speaker 1: they called loman on the boat? What they called that? Uh,
Speaker 1: a little motible? Did she enjoy it? I came, you
Speaker 1: make sure she's she can't come click is gone, it's
Speaker 1: called she never clear. She was in fucking Columbus are
Speaker 1: high and her click wasn't sucking some nothing because you
Speaker 1: don't have I know that, but I'm saying that's probably
Speaker 1: that's why they cut it out. If you can't, it's
Speaker 1: harder to come without a click. I mean it clicks
Speaker 1: the most important by they come like, that's like the
Speaker 1: heart of the pussy. Oh yeah, but it's the heart
Speaker 1: of she probably didn't moral of the story. It's like,
Speaker 1: can I colress if I hadn't any questions about moving
Speaker 1: out there? Cree? Second side, Oh no, I don't have
Speaker 1: any questions about you. But who started this circumcision? Wasn't?
Speaker 1: Because it just reminded me of East Africa. I know.
Speaker 1: It's like I need you girls from Somali, mostly Muslims.
Speaker 1: They circumcised that. They don't allow them anymore. Another thing,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're here. I'm glad we're on this
Speaker 1: East Africa, Ethiopian Somali things. What is it that almost
Speaker 1: every Somalian or Ethiopian that comes to America, all of
Speaker 1: them birthday is February first, January first? Where the fun
Speaker 1: is up with that? I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 1: what's not? What's no? All the Somalia here's the reason why. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I was born at home to where I'm from.
Speaker 1: Most Africans be honest, we don't know our age, we
Speaker 1: don't know what was born. We don't know what born
Speaker 1: lout time. When it's time to travel, then we have
Speaker 1: to put something on paper just right. So with the
Speaker 1: Somalias or whatever, they all no no a birthday, so
Speaker 1: everbody put first, I'm dead serious, go ask immigration. But
Speaker 1: Ethiopian probably get confused because we have the original calendar,
Speaker 1: which is ten years, eight years or ten years behind
Speaker 1: seven years, I think because we're the first country actually
Speaker 1: who have orthodox question right, and then the first human
Speaker 1: being body was found in Ethiopia country, so we have
Speaker 1: an old calendar that maybe they get confused. But my
Speaker 1: parents are educated, they know what they are. What day
Speaker 1: when your sisters, brothers were born? Januinely, I mean when
Speaker 1: seven I have a sister was born and my body
Speaker 1: January first families passport, you all got January the first
Speaker 1: on it. I'm guaranteed. Okay, everybody seven years behind Ethiopia
Speaker 1: right there, we're all seven years younger. Shut up another.
Speaker 1: It's the open here, Mike. Can we ask for her birthday?
Speaker 1: T T G? Where's your passport? What's your birthday? What's
Speaker 1: your doing? Your first favorite prost? Yeah? Because his first
Speaker 1: two months, I have birth in a hospital. He was
Speaker 1: born at home. No, I was boring in a hospital.
Speaker 1: I was born at home. My baby sister was born.
Speaker 1: Mostly the right to go to most but after eighty
Speaker 1: five stuff like that, mostiblization people start understanding. Yet even
Speaker 1: some women I have a big like some right here
Speaker 1: because you see over for the biggest Sunday over. Because
Speaker 1: the vaccination they used to put some big needles like basically, baby,
Speaker 1: we all got stamped to the Philippines food stands. Motherfucker
Speaker 1: the vaccinations. Yeah, yeah, they put it all. I guess
Speaker 1: one needle seven of them a real vaccinations Mike. Back
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