WEBVTT - Dulo 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:16.280 Calgary Audio. What's up Mother Socas. Welcome to another episode 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.400 Mothers a podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:23.000 I'm here with a strange looking negre. Hey, thanks for 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:26.840 listening again to Mother Soccer Podcast. Whoever you are? I 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.800 guess we have a lot of people listening, Mike. I 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:31.760 always mentioned it every show. I don't think of my 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:33.960 list to our podcast. Chinese Best Friend, Come on, Mike, 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:38.239 don't underestimate your power. You're the African king of comedy. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:42.600 Michael blocks on. There's only one right now? There is Yeah, 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.879 I have I have a guest as a comedians African. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:49.200 We'll bring him on later. Yea, yeah, yeah, I've opened 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:53.600 the door for a lot of other Africans. Jutely got 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.280 a lot of niggers come out of the village. We 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.760 have a pack show today. I feel like I am 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:03.000 performing in the Staples Center on thing. Chinese Best Friend. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.320 It feels like kid, I've never seen so many people 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:08.279 here today. Yeah, well, these are just my homeless friends. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.280 How are you doing what you want? That's my favorite color, 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.640 Chinnese best Friend? This is my favorite color. Green is 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.920 your favorite color? I told you that an episode four 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:23.760 in The Mother Soccer Podcast. Yeah great, Why why is 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.200 green your favorite color? Like? Why is it just you guys? 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.759 I thought it was color blind the day age of two, 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.160 So I didn't know what blue. And that's right because 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.280 when you call it blind, you see everybody see green, right, 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.800 So I thought it was blind. So that's why I 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.640 told the cop when I ran a red light and 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.520 color blind, I'm sorry. And what did he say? Gave 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.520 me a four d dollar fucking ticket? Yeah, I didn't 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:49.360 believe me. Did you have on green? No? I I 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:53.280 ran on the red light with a blue outfit. You 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.480 came back into the blood motherfucker on the red light 0:01:56.560 --> 0:02:00.240 on a camp on A ran a red light. Don't 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.400 matter what color you had on, you was going to jail. No, 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:07.440 I just gotta ticket, red leg ticket. That's it. That's 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.520 not bad. Did you pay it or you still still paid? 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:11.880 I paid it already. That was a long time ago. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.040 What are you wearing, Michael Block? You know what? I 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.600 don't know what the fun devil's all over your shirt? 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:23.160 That's not love, that's devil with love. No, it's like 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:28.000 a the devil is trying to kill the angel. But 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:30.120 I don't I'm not a fan of the Devil, so 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:31.799 I wouldn't have the Devil with mom when I was 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:35.040 buying his jacket. Okay, devil was not it was not 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.000 given to you. I'm sure it was free. Somehow somebody 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.280 gave it to me for free. Well it looks good, 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.280 Michael Block. And and if you know, California is like 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.280 we're in southern California where the weather it's like, you know, 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.120 it's kind of getting chilly, a little bit chili. Michael 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:55.120 Block says, seventy two degrees that's not SENTI two degrees outside. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.440 That's chilly for three hours when I'm from ninety nine 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.240 degrees at winter time, ain't gun. Yeah, but you're only 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.640 there two times a year. I've been at four times this, 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:07.320 you know, I've been at four times. I've never you've 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:10.400 disappeared so long. You have not left the state of 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:16.440 California four years, and I'm only allowed to leave the 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:22.200 the state of Beverly Hills area to come to Los Angeles. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.000 Why your lady won't let you out. You don't trust 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:28.160 you well because you know, well now you're kind of 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:31.520 calm down now, But your lifestyle before was all about 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:35.839 TV Tuesdays and talking Thursdays, and she said, if you're 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.040 gonna live, I'm gonna live to Hungary. Is that what 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:42.600 she's from, that's what she said. I said, Hey, I 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.440 might might do some comedy stand up stuff. That was 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:49.440 like three years ago. And she goes, well, if you 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:55.000 do that, me and the baby living too Hungary. So 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.200 so you're like a house husband. You're like the bitch. Yeah, 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.520 you said, mother, don't worry about it. Man, it's okay 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.240 that you know that might bring the whole family. That's fine, Yeah, 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.680 bring your family. How old is your baby now? He's like, 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:12.600 what twenty? Yeah he feels like it. It's talking reading 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:17.320 and he's three and a half years old. Michael Black, Yeah, 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:21.920 he's but I know you for twenties, the COVID baby. Yeah, 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.080 I feel like I know you for thirty years because 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.320 we're stuck in Yeah, we're stuck in the half for 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.840 a year and a half thanks to Corona nineteen. Yeah, 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.520 so he's a Corona nineteen baby. He's almost twenty two. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.960 He's gonna gonna change it to Coronado. I don't know. 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:39.400 With all them booster shots, maybe they could reverse Dr 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.720 fauci Co the reverse time. When is he gonna die. 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:46.680 They got. I didn't trust that motherfucker. I've never seen 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.480 doctor fight the fucking mask on why he didn't catch Yeah, 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.680 you're right, you know what, he never wears a mask 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:56.760 now to fuck you don't Yeah, yeah, I don't trust him. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.479 The moment he says don't take the corona chatter will 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:03.480 take it. Anything he says that, we'll reverse. Oh that's 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.320 why you didn't take it. He said, take it. I 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.719 trust I trust Magic Johnson more than that motherfucker. What 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:12.280 much of Johnson has to do anything? Because Mike, see, 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:16.280 Magic Johnson had aged since nineteen eighty five. He's still alive. Yeah, 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.560 there's a care for that. He bought it. They have 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.719 a care for rich people. Only the pores are dying. Man. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:24.800 You know, the poor die from everything. The rich people 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.080 will find a way, like you know, but have you 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.600 brought up me? And I don't worry about it. I 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.400 make a phone call. Man, got the same doctor, everybody got, 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.760 the same doctor, the same billionaire doctor that we just 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.160 take that boy take one pill and he's carry he got. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.240 He's like, hey, mad Magic, just Magic, don't where I 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.839 got you. Just come and take a pill. One pill. 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.760 He's sucking looks he's good at healthy. Yeah. Eight since 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.960 the finals of the Los Angeles Lakers against the Phoenix 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:56.159 Suns nineteen eighty six or something like that. Nine, Chinese 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.480 best friend. That's how you excuse my language for the 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.160 people that are watching pad game, me said it. Where 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:05.119 if they're gonna be watching us, they deserve to be called. 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.640 First of all, there was no where the Lakers gonna 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:11.000 play the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend. 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.719 You know why they did play before in the Western 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.679 in the NBA finals, Chinese best friend? How the funk 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:20.360 would the Lakers played the Phoenix Suns in the NBA finals, 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.760 Chinese best thing. I might have made a mistake, Michael Blocks, 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.960 and could have been the Chicago Bulls against the Phoenix 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.120 because if it is Suns in the Los Angele Lakers 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:28.960 are both in the Western Division, there would there was 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.560 nowhere the finals. There were no where. There was absolutely 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.039 no way Chinese best friend. Only what it would happen 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.960 to happen. The Phoenix Suns have to pack the backs 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:41.400 and move to TV. You're really good at sports, Michael Blocks. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:45.240 Congratulations on that big win you had last week. Yes, 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:51.120 I finally won dollars. I want one. I bet ninety. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.560 I picked nine parlay and got them all. Right, Wow, 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:59.680 I want twelve thousand, three hundred NFL pol who that 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.920 a I want? I made fifteen thousand that day because 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.560 I had all the little parlais and I finally want 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.160 man An. You think about it, when you are gambler, 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.320 you always lose because to win the fifteen thousand, I 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.960 probably spent thirty thousand prior to that. So I'm gonna 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.160 that's a great window. It felt really good to take 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.960 that book as money. Yeah, yo yo at the strip club. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.400 Well man at the strip club to get my money. Yeah, 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.520 but I didn't, I said. He tried to give him 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.160 on the strip club. Like, no, motherfucker, it might be 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.480 a set up. Get your asking my car and give 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.040 me this money. Not get the funk out. I woun't 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.200 have to, County. I trust you, hear the stripper to 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.360 try to give up. Try, maybe you give it back. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:39.360 Yeah nope, No, I don't trust. We don't trust. We left, 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.840 I said, Chinese best friend, I gotta pick up this 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.080 fifteen thousand U S. Dollars And we picked it up. 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:50.200 And no, I didn't want to count it out. It 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:53.400 was a straight up business there. You're like, fucking why 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.400 we at the strip club? Nigger? Come to my home. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:58.440 You know where I live. I have top security, I 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.640 mean just stripped. I'm like, you know what, it's thousand dolls. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:04.280 I'm gonna get my money. What congratulations, Michael Bloxon? When 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.440 are you gonna give me those bets? I could have 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.480 made fifteen thousands more if I didn't tell you about 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.720 the bet. So you are my jinks. You are my 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:16.120 bad log chum. You fucking booda looking motherfucker. I opened 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:20.240 up a spectrum wifeight, I mean cable just for that day, 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.240 and you ruined my fifteen extra dollars thousand dollars. You 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:26.120 gave me a headache that day. I was like rooting 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.360 for you, Michael Bloxon. I didn't need a root for me. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.520 Everything you rooted for me. I lost. What made you 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.040 want to call me that day? I don't know what. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.280 If I was excited by my twelve thousand dollars, I 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.920 heard you screaming, You're like, how many times, how many times? 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.719 How many times we try to play the parlor will 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.920 never win? So now finally gonna let me share with 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.520 my best friend and the niggas a Buddha jinks. I 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.320 was so excited for you, Michael Blocks, and I turned 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:51.960 off all the cartoons at the house that day time 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.199 for Nigga news Chinese. What happened? Something happened to your 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.199 our boy Floyd What did he do? Oh? Yeah, Floyd 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.120 Mayweather the Clippers game this weekend. I guess there was 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:04.360 a teenage boy wanted to take a big fan of 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:09.480 Floyd may with her and he said, uh, is that 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:13.120 painted nails? And then the kid nail was painted? Yeah, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:17.120 the kid nails painted black, and Floyd Jay don't want 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.360 to take a picture with him. And it was sad. 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:23.440 What looks at the nails when you think? You know 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.360 what I mean? Just you know that's your friend who Floyd? 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:28.240 I mean, I'm not mad at he didn't want to 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:29.800 take a picture of it. What if the kid was 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.240 a devil? Oh, you're right, Yes, I don't want to 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.800 take picture. Was sitting not everybody got painting a kid 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.839 with a black paint and nails. Is something about that 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:41.120 kid he needs Jesus. Yeah, you're right. I don't blame him. Yeah, 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.199 you're right. Yeah, you know, I don't have to didn't 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.840 take pictures of privilege. We don't have to take pictures 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:47.880 if we don't want to. You can't force us. Not 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.079 because of the nails. But I'm saying it's like it's 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.480 like a you know, I've never seen you denying girl. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:53.840 Want to take a picture. Hey, come and take a 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.280 picture me. She's button your titties is out? Next you 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.320 not take his picture? Next in twenty years later, Michael, 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:03.800 I'm in titty jail. Continue Tuesday. You're right, So, yeah, 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:05.640 you don't want to think come back, you know? Next thing. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.760 You know that anything is possible in the every day 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.000 we're in. Everybody is allowed to do whatever they want 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:12.200 to do. If I don't want to do something, you 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:13.800 can't make you do nothing. Shout out the floor. You 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.480 don't want to take a picture of the Kelly has 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:19.440 a painted nails. Well, I'm not well. I hope Florida 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:23.360 gonna take a picture of machine going where it says 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:26.720 on DMZ this order did say that, Well, maybe he 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.920 knows machine gun Kelly, and he probably know he would 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.280 probably fall asleep and some drunk bitch pen is now 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:34.480 is my accident? The other kid could have been the devil. Yeah, 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.960 you're right, Yeah, absolutely right, all right, tell my painting nails. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.720 All right, So my nigga, Dave Chappelle was more problem. 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:46.240 Transgender community is trying to transgress against Dave Chappelle and 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:49.400 Netflix because of his special the one that specially to 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:54.320 be transferred off the network. And it feels like it's transphobic. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:59.439 But then but Netflix said we believe in Dave. Also 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.920 he's willing, he said, says wanted to talk to them 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:07.199 because he feels the trans Later his message wrong, a 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:11.240 lot of trans happened Lesians in there. Yeah, a lot 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.920 of a lot of transgenders and the transgrass and the 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:20.439 transferred and then transphobic and of course transformed and then 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:24.800 everybody got miss translated tings. Now it reminds me I 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:28.240 need a new trans transmission in my car. Yeah, and 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.000 I need to transfer some money from my checking, my 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.080 my savings and my checks out and bouncy to check. 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:37.960 And I also transform our guests onto the show. Motherfucker. Yeah. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.679 My first guy's a good friend of mine. I know 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:45.199 this kid about seven years, at least seven years. That's 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.920 a long time. Yeah, this kid is fucking took social 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.760 media by storm. He's doing his thing. Another fellow African 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:55.400 and I was comedian, comedian, very funny kid. He's does 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:59.440 out of UM shows across the country, colleges everywhere, weddings, 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.959 UM funerals. I'm not sure he funerals or what, but 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.760 he's I mean, he got the thing with social media, 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:07.920 have to find your niche and he found his Niche 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.240 was killing social media. Ladies and gentlemen. My name you're 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:15.679 and buddy do looks in the building? Mother, do up? 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.920 Michael Blacks? And I really thought this was the baby. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.640 I no know, no, I know. The kind of death 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:31.160 is the growing up, the toddler. What's the good dog? 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:34.400 Everything good? I'm good brother? How are you great? Man? Listen? 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.559 I mean you know, of course I've been following it. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.240 We've known each other for years. We go back, you 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:43.839 know um from well original orb. But what are you? 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:48.520 You're by man? You're I think the thing. I spent 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.040 like three three years in Nigeria when I was a 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:55.439 kid between like age was it like third, fourth and 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:58.199 fifth grade? I was in Nigeria. I was more and 0:12:58.360 --> 0:12:59.800 I was in the evil souse in the East House 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.240 and unabrad State back then. Back then, when I was 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:05.160 in Nigeria and Negle was the capital of Unabrad state. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:08.600 That's the way before your time and was the capital 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.600 of Unbrad. So do you tell me that change? Yes, 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.920 just stayed myself. What happened like when you got there? 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:17.439 They had after you left, they said, we have to change. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.640 What was it like MICA's left. We have to have 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.880 to we have to change. But you know the reason 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:27.160 why I had to leave Nigeria. Why did Gunnians have 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.439 to leave Nigeria back in the day. I'm accent? What 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:36.719 was the was the phrase? What it was? It was 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.920 something going on I think was I think again is 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.800 or something was taking all the jobs and what I'm 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:42.599 not sure what it was, but whatever it is, Nigeria's like, 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.360 you know what, we tired get the Gunnians out of here. 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:48.960 Then No, there's eighties. Oh eighties. I was a little kid, 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:50.679 so I didn't understand. I knew my mom. I knew 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.439 my mother left me with this evil family that was 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.640 like my mother's an evangelist, so she just traveled the 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:56.840 word just leave our kids with a bunch of random motherfucker's. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:00.000 So she left me as this evil family. Great family. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.400 Shout out to the chickle cos that's their last name, 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:07.120 ch ch chick. If you're listening, shout out to them, 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:08.920 and you know they raised me. In fact, that's what 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.120 I got most of my discipline and the three years. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.280 I think I'll not forget these three years because when 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.640 I got the most disciplined in my life and all 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:20.320 that contributor to who I am today. Naturing parents are 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:24.080 very disciplinary. I mean they don't take no ship. So 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.280 I mean, what what kind of things were they've got? 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.360 Oh my god, what kind of what did they know? 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.400 You know? Then it made me like wash in my mind, 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:37.480 cut my mind mind, I said, like wash, The usaid wash. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.800 They made me wash the cup man. They made me 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.080 do a lot of sucking ships. Yeah, probably because I 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.720 hit you with a beak up something in your forehead. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.360 I think I was like a step shot. That's probably 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:51.640 why absolutely none adopted adopted African Niga and it was 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:53.880 paying you to eat for free. Yeah, I did eat 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:55.960 for examplectially. And then, like I said, it to disciplined 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.080 me to help me. Nigeria helped me because I went 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.520 to school during schools ain't joke. I mean the whoop 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.680 you're asking school the third and fourth grade? You get 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.480 you haven't spelling test and you get it wrong to 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.200 beat you right in front of the kids. Can imagine 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.720 trying to get a date when the bitch watch you 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.160 get your ask about the teacher. Even if you forget 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:16.520 your pencils, don't forget a pen forget your damn got myok, 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.520 my book? You're getting come to the front and they're 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.400 gonna whoop you on. Has that changed or they're still 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.800 whooping as in Africa. I don't know. I hope it's changed, 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:26.080 you know what, I really hope the same treatment. I 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:27.440 got the same threat. I came back here when I 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.440 was nine years old, So I remember vividly going to school. 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.760 Oh I forgot my pencil, or my pencils not sharpened, 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.160 or even just to get you you have to pay 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.960 in the whooping just to get your pencil, because that's 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:40.600 gonna be three lashes. That's gonna be three just to 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.400 get it. So yes, I remember vividly. I got the 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:45.040 same treatment for damn show it's a Fisher when I 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:48.280 stuck out my patron pages Now live my weekly Titty 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:52.760 Tuesday and Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they no 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:56.000 longer be sensorved by the social media companies. I would 0:15:56.000 --> 0:16:00.360 also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here. First 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:07.800 see you on Patreon, mother saw cuts. So now you 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:12.720 you started off just doing Instagram videos and now you're 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.800 a ful comedian. I mean compared to you, I'm like, 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.680 you know, maybe the like a three quarter one four. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:21.640 But what you guys did, like you know, kind of 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:23.800 mind me, what decent you on fly? And then m 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.720 was the other guy African Ape. I saw those guys 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.480 started out just you know, a social media influencers and 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.160 then they build an audience and then you guys actually 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.400 went through the comedy club and I work out material 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:37.400 and learned some material absolutely funny enough for me, Like 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.720 even before like you know, when Instagram came out with 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.160 video on two thousand and fifteen, if anyone remembers that, 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.920 I think it was two thou network Instagram came out 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:49.440 like with video with video right when when they come 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:53.920 out with video, like like shortly after that, right, like 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.600 I mean, I mean maybe like three months after that, 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.880 a few of my boy my buddies, UM Dan more 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.080 G and UM Foxy P. They came up with like 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.960 a you know, African princess of comedy. This is like 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.640 three months after video. I had just put one simple video, 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.720 a couple of videos, and they put me right on 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.600 stage to host that. This was three months with no 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.440 experience at all, you know. But I've been watching the 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.159 likes of Michael Blackson, basket Mouth, my African you know, 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:20.239 like the gods to African African kings of comedy, um, 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:24.000 Michael Blacks and nine Krum to me basket Mouth. And 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:25.960 I was watching those gentlemen, you know, and then just 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.200 like that, you know, I transitioned right to the stage. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:31.679 And I always always showed respected this guy because they're once, 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:34.639 like he said earlier, they paved the way for us myself, 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:38.560 chief ob Um African Ace, now you know what I mean. 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.400 So we really appreciate clap your hands for these guys 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:46.320 because they Michael Blacks and and because when I started 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.399 back when, back when I started, we had it was 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:53.959 no social media. We just had like newspapers and fucking typewriters. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:58.880 And back then I started out like early nineties four 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:05.119 ish whatever, Damn I started ninety four. Back then in 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.000 ninety four, the only way you get famous, you gotta 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:09.520 find it way to get on TV. The only TV 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.920 we had back then was BT Comic BT Company just started, 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:16.000 so we had because BT coming if you knew they 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:19.159 were the only way of getting any comedian famous, or 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.479 they took advantage of us. To get on BT Comic View, 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:25.040 you had a first year best athlatic to get on. 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.400 So once you get selected, then you have to find 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.000 with the l A. Miny'all living in Philadelphia, you have 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.320 to find you with the l A, get your own hotel, 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:38.200 your on flight, your own hotel, and then three weeks 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:39.879 after you shoot the show, you'll get a check for 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:43.399 a hundred fifty dollars. So I came to do Coming 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:47.240 with You for a negative five dollars. I lost some 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:49.879 money trying to make money, you know. But then what 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:52.159 happened was you get on TV, and then once you're 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:54.159 on TV that people can see you, now they're going 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.239 to book you. So now you know, I went from 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:59.800 making like fifty dollars a hundred dollars, like five hundred dollars, 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:02.600 you know, and then when when I did Next Friday, 0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:05.399 then I went from like five hundred dollars hundred dollars. 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:07.320 And then then you keep going and keep going. So 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.840 television is kind of like what we had back then, 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:12.120 but we didn't have social media to try with jokes. 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:14.560 These guys could just do a video. The video is 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:18.399 funny and with that ship into material, you know, But 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:19.880 we didn't have that. We had to go to open 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:23.080 mic night. You have to go get in line, and 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:26.399 open mic was a night where amate just perform or 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:30.359 professionals would go on stage just to like perfect that 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.840 new actor trying to do so, like in Philadelphia where 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:38.200 I started. UM one club is like first come, first served. 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:39.960 So if you have if you want to get a 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:42.480 good number, do do they a lot of first twenty people. 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:45.320 So if you to get and you got to pick 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:46.639 your own number when you want to go on. So 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:48.600 if you want to pick your own number, show start 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:51.280 at seven o'clock. You wanna be there like four pm. 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:53.240 Get in line there we pick a good number, like 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.679 a good number, be like any number between like five 0:19:55.880 --> 0:19:58.520 to like thirteen is good. Because you go on number 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:00.959 one nine enough crowded, you're going to a twenty. Everybody 0:20:01.000 --> 0:20:04.440 already left. So that was one club. But the other club, 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:07.480 you're gonna line up and then after you write your name, 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:09.480 then they would they would give you a number a counter. 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.000 How well didn't know you. So. I remember my first 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:13.840 night at this particular club. They didn't know me. I 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:15.560 went on last. But then I got on stage, it 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:20.320 was like six comedians, like the order. They already got tired. 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:24.000 I'm performing for six comedians and they told me that, hey, 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:25.600 I think you got what it takes to make it 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:28.040 because I was hoping, I hope the fucking audience was there. 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:30.600 But instead of like other comedians like you know, Mike, 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:32.240 I think you got it, and as I just kept 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:34.560 going and kept going, I think that's dope. Man. You 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.080 know a lot of comedians they don't bring the same 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:38.320 energy when um when they see like that, you know 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:41.480 there's less people there or on so you expected. So 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:47.840 I think that's extremely dope. You never that first impression. 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:49.920