Speaker 1: Second date update, alexis, what do you find attractive in
Speaker 1: a guy's profile online? Maybe he's got a great smile.
Speaker 1: His profile says he works for white Claw.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I would definitely message stop.
Speaker 3: It mango flavor only. Yeah, he's a.
Speaker 1: Roadie for Nickelback. Oh wait, sorry, that's Brooks thing. But
Speaker 1: one of our listeners had something else that she was
Speaker 1: instantly attracted to on a guy's profile that made her go. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's talk to Kelly a little bit.
Speaker 3: Kelly, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi, thank you? Did he work for?
Speaker 4: Truly?
Speaker 5: I feel like every guy listening is about to change
Speaker 5: their profile to include whatever it is you're about to say, Yeah,
Speaker 5: tell us about this guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I found this guy Mike while I was
Speaker 2: searching on my house.
Speaker 5: It is his exotic name.
Speaker 3: Not many of them Mike with a you. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: was it about Mike that stood out so much?
Speaker 2: Okay, this is weird, But I really enjoy grocery shopping.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, therapeutic like some people enjoy cleaning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I really like cooking, and then I
Speaker 2: also really like finding new products and interesting.
Speaker 5: I just love paying all that money and it.
Speaker 1: Is soothing when you're in the produce section and the
Speaker 1: thunder goes like yeah, and then it sprinkles all over all.
Speaker 3: That's the only time I shower all week. You guys know,
Speaker 3: I'm serious.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with hard.
Speaker 1: No, Kelly, I'm with you, even if everybody else hates
Speaker 1: the grocery.
Speaker 5: Did did you find Jeffrey outlined and said that Mike? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was joking. Yeah, it's fine. It wasn't that funny.
Speaker 3: I forgive you, Kelly.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we were going off for a while. What did
Speaker 1: you see on Mike's profile?
Speaker 2: So he had a photo of himself in the produce aisle,
Speaker 2: just kind of like being goofy and holding you know,
Speaker 2: some fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 5: Don't tell me it was a dude holding two melons.
Speaker 2: So do you ever wonder who takes that picture?
Speaker 3: Random? Excuse me, person that works here?
Speaker 1: You figured me holding the g so you saw that
Speaker 1: that was a turn on to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you know, I figured if you're cute
Speaker 2: under fluorescent lighting, you gotta be cute to realize.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: So we talked and we made plans to meet up
Speaker 2: at this bar, and then when I met him, he
Speaker 2: was he was way hotter than I thought he was
Speaker 2: in the photo. Yeah, so I kind of told him
Speaker 2: that as a compliment, that his photos online were not
Speaker 2: great and.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, did you word it that way?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't really remember exactly how I said it,
Speaker 2: but I kind of was like, you know, your photos
Speaker 2: online aren't good because you're so much more attractive in person.
Speaker 5: Okay, that one sits weird with I don't know about
Speaker 5: you guys, but for me, whenever I meet listeners and
Speaker 5: they're like, oh, you're not as ugly as I thought
Speaker 5: you were online, guy, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like more guys do look better in person.
Speaker 5: Maybe was he offended?
Speaker 2: I mean I also think he maybe was a little offended,
Speaker 2: but I like tried to make him understand that it
Speaker 2: was a compliment and I offered to take photos for
Speaker 2: him so that he could use, which I now realize
Speaker 2: is maybe weird on this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like you're trying to set him up
Speaker 1: for the next person that he meets on the app.
Speaker 5: I mean, if a girl said that too, don't you
Speaker 5: feel like you just got friend zoned?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: I honestly was just like nervous and was trying my
Speaker 2: weird way.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 1: I mean you tried to save it at least, right,
Speaker 1: it was like you left it out like you're way.
Speaker 3: Hotter than your ugly pictures online.
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, did you actually take new pictures for him?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, was wondering.
Speaker 3: What did you do at the bar drink and talk?
Speaker 3: We don't know that with her.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we were just like hawking and getting
Speaker 2: to know each other. And then we brought up camping,
Speaker 2: which well, I really like he is like kind of
Speaker 2: newer to out stuff. But ari I came up and
Speaker 2: he said he had never been, and I freaking love
Speaker 2: ari I.
Speaker 1: Oh see this brooke feels about ari I. How you
Speaker 1: feel about grocery show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, every time you go in, you're like, God, I
Speaker 5: need to start a new outdoor hobby. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 5: a kayak and a mountain bike.
Speaker 3: Nothing hotter than talking about a serious Wait till you
Speaker 3: get your first dividend check.
Speaker 5: Then you're gonna be like you get money to spend
Speaker 5: at the end of the year because it's a co op.
Speaker 3: Is that like a shy okay? I can't wait?
Speaker 2: So you went you just took him Yeah obviously, Oh
Speaker 2: wow too.
Speaker 3: Drunks at the ri I on the first day.
Speaker 5: I wish I would have been there just to witness
Speaker 5: you guys walking around just out.
Speaker 3: This sleeping day. I mean, how did that go?
Speaker 2: I mean it was cute I walking around making jokes.
Speaker 5: Did he still seem interested or was he just lying
Speaker 5: about being interested?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like someone says they're super into something, You're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's cool. I like that too, And I.
Speaker 3: Don't lie to people on dates.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not sure if it seems like he was
Speaker 2: genuinely interested. I mean maybe he was flying, but I
Speaker 2: don't know. I thought we were having a good time.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you you're clueless.
Speaker 2: You have no ideas, no idea.
Speaker 1: Huh, all right, how long has this been since you
Speaker 1: gave him the tour of RII it's.
Speaker 2: Been three weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh hey wait, maybe you're such a good tour guy.
Speaker 3: You motivated him to go camping.
Speaker 1: And he's still out in the wilderness right now, not
Speaker 1: receiving any phone calls.
Speaker 3: Or he's missing.
Speaker 5: He's too new to it.
Speaker 1: It's called hashtag van Lifebrook and we're going to check
Speaker 1: in on him, hopefully he answers when we call and
Speaker 1: try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 6: Right after this thank you hold on second date update,
Speaker 6: we got a text to seven eighty five nine two
Speaker 6: that says, what's ri I?
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess not everybody would know.
Speaker 5: It's all over the world.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean everybody knows what it is if you
Speaker 1: if you haven't been there. Yeah, it's a chain of
Speaker 1: outdoor recreation stores where they sell all sorts like bikes,
Speaker 1: camping gear, harnesses, whatever you would need to be outside,
Speaker 1: like the face hoodies, which are That's the only thing
Speaker 1: I've ever bought from ARII.
Speaker 5: Have you been to a store?
Speaker 3: No, I bought it online.
Speaker 1: Aline store too. Go check them out dot com. But
Speaker 1: I should ask Brook this question because you've been there
Speaker 1: a lot. Are there hot people who work there or
Speaker 1: walk around there?
Speaker 3: A lot hot people?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's definitely attractive people. Oh my god, I just
Speaker 5: got a board from there this last year, and the
Speaker 5: girl who fitted me for the board smoking.
Speaker 3: See, That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 1: I'm worried that when Kelly took Mike to the ri
Speaker 1: I store, I'm hoping that he didn't meet some sexy
Speaker 1: outdoor climbing enthusiasts who invited him to scale her twin
Speaker 1: peaks right there in the back room, because we've heard
Speaker 1: stuff like this happening before somebody else swoops in in
Speaker 1: the middle of it.
Speaker 5: I bet they have a pretty big back room.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of big stuff that they.
Speaker 1: Got to move through that, Kelly, do you think that's
Speaker 1: a possibility. Were there any attractive females while you were
Speaker 1: shopping at RII?
Speaker 2: I mean, wasn't like he was flirting with anybody in.
Speaker 5: Front of you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean maybe it could just be that he felt
Speaker 5: like he was forced into something he actually wasn't that
Speaker 5: interested in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 5: I mean, he couldn't keep continuing the lie, right because
Speaker 5: then before he knows that he's camping with you and
Speaker 5: hating every second of it.
Speaker 2: I guess I think camping is great though, with you.
Speaker 5: You know, nobody else in this room.
Speaker 1: All right, let's call Mike though and see what he
Speaker 1: asked to say. You're ready to do this, Kelly?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Mike. Uh yeah, is this
Speaker 4: the bill collector? A goutt?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a bill collector? A box right now?
Speaker 5: Impressive that you answer your phone when you're getting those
Speaker 5: type of calls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should just hit ignore next time.
Speaker 4: Bro. Wait, so who is this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning.
Speaker 5: With the Love Collectors.
Speaker 1: No, please ignore my.
Speaker 4: No, we're a radio show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're a radio show.
Speaker 1: We do a segment called Second Date Update where we
Speaker 1: try and help out our listeners reconnect after they've gone
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody that they really liked.
Speaker 1: Uh uh yeah, it's a good thing. He means somebody
Speaker 1: went out with you and had a really good time
Speaker 1: and wants to meet up again.
Speaker 3: Her name's Kelly.
Speaker 1: Oh it was it's been a while ago. It was
Speaker 1: like three weeks ago that you guys met up.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Kind of wish it was the Bill Collector, but wow, it.
Speaker 3: Was that bad.
Speaker 5: When we talked to her, she sounded lovely.
Speaker 7: Uh oh oh, let me just be honest here, like
Speaker 7: it was okay for a little bit, but it did
Speaker 7: get weird, okay.
Speaker 1: And talking about where she offered to take new pictures
Speaker 1: of you because your profile picks weren't good enough.
Speaker 8: She told you all that, Yeah she did.
Speaker 7: We I mean yes, but also I don't think we
Speaker 7: should really be talking about that.
Speaker 3: What should we be talking about.
Speaker 8: If that's how she wants to play, then I'm happy
Speaker 8: to play my side of the story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's hear your side.
Speaker 5: So this sounds juicy?
Speaker 3: Yeah happened?
Speaker 8: I mean, did she mention us talking about camping?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that came up that you guys mentioned going camping,
Speaker 1: and she even took you to a camping good store.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, she was she was thinking of going
Speaker 7: camping with some friends soon, and and she was like
Speaker 7: basically inviting me, which I mean, that's kind of weird,
Speaker 7: you know, after a first date to be like, oh,
Speaker 7: why don't you come camping for multiple days and meet
Speaker 7: my friends?
Speaker 3: Like that's sounds really nice when you put it that way. No,
Speaker 3: I see what you means.
Speaker 1: It's one thing to you go camping, but then I'm
Speaker 1: going to be stuck with your friends.
Speaker 5: But maybe okay, wait wait though, maybe it was like
Speaker 5: one of those invitations where you like, you know, I
Speaker 5: automatically invite people to everything, but it doesn't necessarily mean
Speaker 5: I'm actually gonna fall through.
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna say no.
Speaker 3: So that's the big red flag. She liked you and
Speaker 3: wanted you to meet her friends.
Speaker 4: I mean, no, no, no, no, that's not the big
Speaker 4: red flag.
Speaker 8: I told her, I'm not really the biggest fan of camping.
Speaker 4: I tried it once. I really didn't love it. I
Speaker 4: didn't love it so much that I actually slept in
Speaker 4: my car. Oh yeah, And apparently for her, that was
Speaker 4: like the worst thing I could say to her.
Speaker 3: What why?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know. She was so shocked, and she.
Speaker 8: Was like, how do you not like camping?
Speaker 4: Everyone loves camping?
Speaker 8: Like she was like, what, You've never spent a nine
Speaker 8: in attent, You've never you're in the joy of taking
Speaker 8: the I don't think I can say that word on
Speaker 8: the radio. Bed you gotta have the rumble with the bear,
Speaker 8: Like what, oh my gosh, those are her. She just
Speaker 8: kept going on and on and on about how great
Speaker 8: camping was and I'm trying to force a smile. Then
Speaker 8: she dragged me to that that sporting goods store.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's.
Speaker 5: Wait, that all happened before you guys went to ari
Speaker 5: I yeh, dude. The way she played it, the way
Speaker 5: she described it is that you said you were new
Speaker 5: and you were excited about trying out.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 8: She was like going on about it at dinner and
Speaker 8: then at the store.
Speaker 4: It just was, it was non stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, she was trying.
Speaker 1: She was trying to sell you on going camping by
Speaker 1: showing you all of the things that you could buy
Speaker 1: and all the things you could use the next time
Speaker 1: you went out into nature.
Speaker 8: She showed me eighteen different types of canteens.
Speaker 4: I was like, I get it. Can we go home?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: She should work for.
Speaker 8: I think she's getting a commissioned or she has a
Speaker 8: lot of stock there or something like that.
Speaker 5: Her last name is actually Ari.
Speaker 1: I can ask her if that's true, because I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you this earlier. But Kelly is on the other
Speaker 1: line right now listening to this whole thing.
Speaker 5: Why how you doing?
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna stick with what I said on the date,
Speaker 2: is that everyone does love camping. They just need to
Speaker 2: find the right thing to take with them so they
Speaker 2: feel comfortable.
Speaker 4: That is object simply not true. Not everyone loves you.
Speaker 4: What a crazy thing to say, you, psycho.
Speaker 1: Oh, we don't have to call anyone names.
Speaker 4: But if you're going to be I think that's on
Speaker 4: the radio. That's pretty crazy to begin with.
Speaker 1: So, okay, everybody likes being on the radio.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just have to try it and get used
Speaker 3: to it a little bit. That was actually psycho they're nervous.
Speaker 3: We can show you all kinds of microphone.
Speaker 5: I mean, Kelly, it doesn't sound like you're listening.
Speaker 8: To him at all.
Speaker 2: I heard what he said, and I really truly believe that,
Speaker 2: like deep down, he really likes camping based on other
Speaker 2: stuff that he said. And you know, I if I remember,
Speaker 2: I think he did say that he didn't have a
Speaker 2: great time, but he would be open to trying camping again.
Speaker 5: Oh really like that leading it off.
Speaker 8: I was just saying that to try to get you
Speaker 8: to stop tamp explaining to.
Speaker 3: Me that's what us all the time.
Speaker 1: Maybe there could be a small nugget of truth to it.
Speaker 1: Do you think, Mike, are you on board with her?
Speaker 8: Because I hate camping.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 8: I don't know how to make that any clear.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying sometimes some things are an acquired taste,
Speaker 1: like coffee or mess How can.
Speaker 2: Anybody not like camping? You're in the outdoors or fresh air.
Speaker 8: Why am I still on the phone right now like
Speaker 8: I said this, and you guys are still talking about it.
Speaker 4: I really don't understand they're.
Speaker 3: Still on the phone.
Speaker 1: Because somewhere, deep, deep down, you really do want to
Speaker 1: see Kelly again.
Speaker 3: And go out one more time.
Speaker 1: Even if I'm not saying out in nature, Let's go
Speaker 1: out in the city, somewhere, somewhere that we would pay
Speaker 1: for if you're up for it, Mike, No, far away
Speaker 1: from Aria. That's what we do, Mike. We offer to
Speaker 1: send you guys out on another day on our dime.
Speaker 8: It's clearly not a match. I mean, camping is clearly
Speaker 8: her number one thing. She doesn't have time for a
Speaker 8: man because she's so married to camping.
Speaker 3: She's married to the woods.
Speaker 4: Exactly. I'm going to marry a bear.
Speaker 1: Okay, at least with her one more time so she
Speaker 1: could take some new photos of you for your profile.
Speaker 8: Pick no, because she's gonna drag me to the woods
Speaker 8: to take those photos.
Speaker 3: Tell you, I'm sorry. We're not gonna only get a
Speaker 3: second date for you here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fine. I'm gonna try and see if there's
Speaker 4: an outdoors the app or something I can find a
Speaker 4: man on.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Oh, there's a good app.
Speaker 3: It's about how to start a camp fire. It's called tinder. Oh,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: But we were so close to ending on a laugh,
Speaker 1: and the second day just missed rookie Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the morning, I.
Speaker 1: Just got a text at seventy five night two that says,
Speaker 1: jeff why is it every time it's extremely clear they're
Speaker 1: not a good match, you still ask if they'll go
Speaker 1: out again?
Speaker 5: And yeah, and you always push the side that you
Speaker 5: know is wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know why I do it.
Speaker 1: Is it because I believe in love against all odds?
Speaker 3: Does that make me a bad guy? If so, call
Speaker 3: Billie Eilish because you're a bad the bag. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: thought about that for a while. I didn't. I kind
Speaker 3: of liked it. It just shows everybody has a different
Speaker 3: read on how these dates go.
Speaker 1: She saw it as green flags, he's interested in camping,
Speaker 1: he wants to learn. He saw it as being camp
Speaker 1: shamed within an inch of his life.
Speaker 5: And I saw it as I'm never going to be
Speaker 5: able to hear that Billie Eilish song again without thinking
Speaker 5: about you.
Speaker 1: But the one thing that we can learn out of
Speaker 1: this is that we're always here for you.
Speaker 3: That's true, no matter what good.
Speaker 5: Day's bad days, no matter how many bad decisions you make.
Speaker 1: Absolutely on your side you'll fight for you and offer
Speaker 1: you second dates. Call that person who isn't calling me
Speaker 1: back
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,