WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Not A Happy Camper

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update, alexis, what do you find attractive in

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<v Speaker 1>a guy's profile online? Maybe he's got a great smile.

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<v Speaker 1>His profile says he works for white Claw.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I would definitely message stop.

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<v Speaker 3>It mango flavor only. Yeah, he's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Roadie for Nickelback. Oh wait, sorry, that's Brooks thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners had something else that she was

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<v Speaker 1>instantly attracted to on a guy's profile that made her go. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk to Kelly a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Kelly, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, thank you? Did he work for?

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<v Speaker 4>Truly?

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like every guy listening is about to change

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<v Speaker 5>their profile to include whatever it is you're about to say, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>tell us about this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I found this guy Mike while I was

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<v Speaker 2>searching on my house.

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<v Speaker 5>It is his exotic name.

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<v Speaker 3>Not many of them Mike with a you. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 3>was it about Mike that stood out so much?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is weird, But I really enjoy grocery shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, therapeutic like some people enjoy cleaning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I really like cooking, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>also really like finding new products and interesting.

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<v Speaker 5>I just love paying all that money and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is soothing when you're in the produce section and the

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<v Speaker 1>thunder goes like yeah, and then it sprinkles all over all.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the only time I shower all week. You guys know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go with hard.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Kelly, I'm with you, even if everybody else hates

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<v Speaker 1>the grocery.

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<v Speaker 5>Did did you find Jeffrey outlined and said that Mike? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I was joking. Yeah, it's fine. It wasn't that funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgive you, Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, we were going off for a while. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you see on Mike's profile?

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<v Speaker 2>So he had a photo of himself in the produce aisle,

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of like being goofy and holding you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some fruits and vegetables.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't tell me it was a dude holding two melons.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you ever wonder who takes that picture?

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<v Speaker 3>Random? Excuse me, person that works here?

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<v Speaker 1>You figured me holding the g so you saw that

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<v Speaker 1>that was a turn on to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you know, I figured if you're cute

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<v Speaker 2>under fluorescent lighting, you gotta be cute to realize.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was.

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<v Speaker 2>So we talked and we made plans to meet up

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<v Speaker 2>at this bar, and then when I met him, he

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<v Speaker 2>was he was way hotter than I thought he was

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<v Speaker 2>in the photo. Yeah, so I kind of told him

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<v Speaker 2>that as a compliment, that his photos online were not

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<v Speaker 2>great and.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wait, did you word it that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't really remember exactly how I said it,

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<v Speaker 2>but I kind of was like, you know, your photos

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<v Speaker 2>online aren't good because you're so much more attractive in person.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that one sits weird with I don't know about

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<v Speaker 5>you guys, but for me, whenever I meet listeners and

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<v Speaker 5>they're like, oh, you're not as ugly as I thought

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<v Speaker 5>you were online, guy, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like more guys do look better in person.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe was he offended?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I also think he maybe was a little offended,

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<v Speaker 2>but I like tried to make him understand that it

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<v Speaker 2>was a compliment and I offered to take photos for

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<v Speaker 2>him so that he could use, which I now realize

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<v Speaker 2>is maybe weird on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's like you're trying to set him up

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<v Speaker 1>for the next person that he meets on the app.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if a girl said that too, don't you

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<v Speaker 5>feel like you just got friend zoned?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly was just like nervous and was trying my

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<v Speaker 2>weird way.

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<v Speaker 5>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you tried to save it at least, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like you left it out like you're way.

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<v Speaker 3>Hotter than your ugly pictures online.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, yeah, did you actually take new pictures for him?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, was wondering.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you do at the bar drink and talk?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know that with her.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, we were just like hawking and getting

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<v Speaker 2>to know each other. And then we brought up camping,

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<v Speaker 2>which well, I really like he is like kind of

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<v Speaker 2>newer to out stuff. But ari I came up and

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<v Speaker 2>he said he had never been, and I freaking love

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<v Speaker 2>ari I.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see this brooke feels about ari I. How you

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<v Speaker 1>feel about grocery show.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, every time you go in, you're like, God, I

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<v Speaker 5>need to start a new outdoor hobby. I'm gonna buy

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<v Speaker 5>a kayak and a mountain bike.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing hotter than talking about a serious Wait till you

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<v Speaker 3>get your first dividend check.

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<v Speaker 5>Then you're gonna be like you get money to spend

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<v Speaker 5>at the end of the year because it's a co op.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that like a shy okay? I can't wait?

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<v Speaker 2>So you went you just took him Yeah obviously, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>wow too.

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<v Speaker 3>Drunks at the ri I on the first day.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish I would have been there just to witness

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<v Speaker 5>you guys walking around just out.

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<v Speaker 3>This sleeping day. I mean, how did that go?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was cute I walking around making jokes.

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<v Speaker 5>Did he still seem interested or was he just lying

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<v Speaker 5>about being interested?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Like someone says they're super into something, You're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's cool. I like that too, And I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't lie to people on dates.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not sure if it seems like he was

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<v Speaker 2>genuinely interested. I mean maybe he was flying, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I thought we were having a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you you're clueless.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no ideas, no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, all right, how long has this been since you

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<v Speaker 1>gave him the tour of RII it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Been three weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hey wait, maybe you're such a good tour guy.

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<v Speaker 3>You motivated him to go camping.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's still out in the wilderness right now, not

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<v Speaker 1>receiving any phone calls.

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<v Speaker 3>Or he's missing.

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<v Speaker 5>He's too new to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called hashtag van Lifebrook and we're going to check

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<v Speaker 1>in on him, hopefully he answers when we call and

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<v Speaker 1>try and get you your second date update.

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<v Speaker 6>Right after this thank you hold on second date update,

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<v Speaker 6>we got a text to seven eighty five nine two

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<v Speaker 6>that says, what's ri I?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess not everybody would know.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all over the world.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't mean everybody knows what it is if you

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't been there. Yeah, it's a chain of

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<v Speaker 1>outdoor recreation stores where they sell all sorts like bikes,

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<v Speaker 1>camping gear, harnesses, whatever you would need to be outside,

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<v Speaker 1>like the face hoodies, which are That's the only thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever bought from ARII.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you been to a store?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I bought it online.

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<v Speaker 1>Aline store too. Go check them out dot com. But

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<v Speaker 1>I should ask Brook this question because you've been there

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Are there hot people who work there or

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<v Speaker 1>walk around there?

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<v Speaker 3>A lot hot people?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's definitely attractive people. Oh my god, I just

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<v Speaker 5>got a board from there this last year, and the

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<v Speaker 5>girl who fitted me for the board smoking.

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<v Speaker 3>See, That's what I'm worried about.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm worried that when Kelly took Mike to the ri

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<v Speaker 1>I store, I'm hoping that he didn't meet some sexy

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<v Speaker 1>outdoor climbing enthusiasts who invited him to scale her twin

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<v Speaker 1>peaks right there in the back room, because we've heard

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like this happening before somebody else swoops in in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 5>I bet they have a pretty big back room.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of big stuff that they.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to move through that, Kelly, do you think that's

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<v Speaker 1>a possibility. Were there any attractive females while you were

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<v Speaker 1>shopping at RII?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, wasn't like he was flirting with anybody in.

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<v Speaker 5>Front of you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean maybe it could just be that he felt

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<v Speaker 5>like he was forced into something he actually wasn't that

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<v Speaker 5>interested in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's probably.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, he couldn't keep continuing the lie, right because

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<v Speaker 5>then before he knows that he's camping with you and

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<v Speaker 5>hating every second of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I think camping is great though, with you.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, nobody else in this room.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's call Mike though and see what he

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<v Speaker 1>asked to say. You're ready to do this, Kelly?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Mike. Uh yeah, is this

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<v Speaker 4>the bill collector? A goutt?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not a bill collector? A box right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Impressive that you answer your phone when you're getting those

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<v Speaker 5>type of calls.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you should just hit ignore next time.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro. Wait, so who is this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning.

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<v Speaker 5>With the Love Collectors.

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<v Speaker 1>No, please ignore my.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we're a radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment called Second Date Update where we

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<v Speaker 1>try and help out our listeners reconnect after they've gone

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with somebody that they really liked.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh uh yeah, it's a good thing. He means somebody

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<v Speaker 1>went out with you and had a really good time

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to meet up again.

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<v Speaker 3>Her name's Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was it's been a while ago. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like three weeks ago that you guys met up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Kind of wish it was the Bill Collector, but wow, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that bad.

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<v Speaker 5>When we talked to her, she sounded lovely.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh oh oh, let me just be honest here, like

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<v Speaker 7>it was okay for a little bit, but it did

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<v Speaker 7>get weird, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And talking about where she offered to take new pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of you because your profile picks weren't good enough.

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<v Speaker 8>She told you all that, Yeah she did.

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<v Speaker 7>We I mean yes, but also I don't think we

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<v Speaker 7>should really be talking about that.

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<v Speaker 3>What should we be talking about.

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<v Speaker 8>If that's how she wants to play, then I'm happy

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<v Speaker 8>to play my side of the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's hear your side.

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<v Speaker 5>So this sounds juicy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah happened?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, did she mention us talking about camping?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that came up that you guys mentioned going camping,

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<v Speaker 1>and she even took you to a camping good store.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, yeah, she was she was thinking of going

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<v Speaker 7>camping with some friends soon, and and she was like

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<v Speaker 7>basically inviting me, which I mean, that's kind of weird,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, after a first date to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>why don't you come camping for multiple days and meet

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<v Speaker 7>my friends?

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's sounds really nice when you put it that way. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I see what you means.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one thing to you go camping, but then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to be stuck with your friends.

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<v Speaker 5>But maybe okay, wait wait though, maybe it was like

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<v Speaker 5>one of those invitations where you like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 5>automatically invite people to everything, but it doesn't necessarily mean

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<v Speaker 5>I'm actually gonna fall through.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're gonna say no.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's the big red flag. She liked you and

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<v Speaker 3>wanted you to meet her friends.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, no, no, no, no, that's not the big

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<v Speaker 4>red flag.

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<v Speaker 8>I told her, I'm not really the biggest fan of camping.

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<v Speaker 4>I tried it once. I really didn't love it. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't love it so much that I actually slept in

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<v Speaker 4>my car. Oh yeah, And apparently for her, that was

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<v Speaker 4>like the worst thing I could say to her.

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<v Speaker 3>What why?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. She was so shocked, and she.

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<v Speaker 8>Was like, how do you not like camping?

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone loves camping?

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<v Speaker 8>Like she was like, what, You've never spent a nine

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<v Speaker 8>in attent, You've never you're in the joy of taking

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<v Speaker 8>the I don't think I can say that word on

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<v Speaker 8>the radio. Bed you gotta have the rumble with the bear,

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<v Speaker 8>Like what, oh my gosh, those are her. She just

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<v Speaker 8>kept going on and on and on about how great

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<v Speaker 8>camping was and I'm trying to force a smile. Then

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<v Speaker 8>she dragged me to that that sporting goods store.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, that all happened before you guys went to ari

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<v Speaker 5>I yeh, dude. The way she played it, the way

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<v Speaker 5>she described it is that you said you were new

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<v Speaker 5>and you were excited about trying out.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 8>She was like going on about it at dinner and

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<v Speaker 8>then at the store.

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<v Speaker 4>It just was, it was non stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, she was trying.

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<v Speaker 1>She was trying to sell you on going camping by

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<v Speaker 1>showing you all of the things that you could buy

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<v Speaker 1>and all the things you could use the next time

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<v Speaker 1>you went out into nature.

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<v Speaker 8>She showed me eighteen different types of canteens.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I get it. Can we go home?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>She should work for.

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<v Speaker 8>I think she's getting a commissioned or she has a

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<v Speaker 8>lot of stock there or something like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Her last name is actually Ari.

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<v Speaker 1>I can ask her if that's true, because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this earlier. But Kelly is on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line right now listening to this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Why how you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna stick with what I said on the date,

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<v Speaker 2>is that everyone does love camping. They just need to

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<v Speaker 2>find the right thing to take with them so they

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<v Speaker 2>feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 4>That is object simply not true. Not everyone loves you.

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<v Speaker 4>What a crazy thing to say, you, psycho.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we don't have to call anyone names.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you're going to be I think that's on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio. That's pretty crazy to begin with.

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<v Speaker 1>So, okay, everybody likes being on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you just have to try it and get used

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<v Speaker 3>to it a little bit. That was actually psycho they're nervous.

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<v Speaker 3>We can show you all kinds of microphone.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, Kelly, it doesn't sound like you're listening.

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<v Speaker 8>To him at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard what he said, and I really truly believe that,

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<v Speaker 2>like deep down, he really likes camping based on other

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that he said. And you know, I if I remember,

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<v Speaker 2>I think he did say that he didn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>great time, but he would be open to trying camping again.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh really like that leading it off.

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<v Speaker 8>I was just saying that to try to get you

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<v Speaker 8>to stop tamp explaining to.

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<v Speaker 3>Me that's what us all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe there could be a small nugget of truth to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think, Mike, are you on board with her?

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<v Speaker 8>Because I hate camping.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to do it.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know how to make that any clear.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying sometimes some things are an acquired taste,

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<v Speaker 1>like coffee or mess How can.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody not like camping? You're in the outdoors or fresh air.

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<v Speaker 8>Why am I still on the phone right now like

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<v Speaker 8>I said this, and you guys are still talking about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I really don't understand they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Still on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Because somewhere, deep, deep down, you really do want to

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<v Speaker 1>see Kelly again.

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<v Speaker 3>And go out one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if I'm not saying out in nature, Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>out in the city, somewhere, somewhere that we would pay

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<v Speaker 1>for if you're up for it, Mike, No, far away

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<v Speaker 1>from Aria. That's what we do, Mike. We offer to

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<v Speaker 1>send you guys out on another day on our dime.

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<v Speaker 8>It's clearly not a match. I mean, camping is clearly

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<v Speaker 8>her number one thing. She doesn't have time for a

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<v Speaker 8>man because she's so married to camping.

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<v Speaker 3>She's married to the woods.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly. I'm going to marry a bear.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, at least with her one more time so she

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<v Speaker 1>could take some new photos of you for your profile.

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<v Speaker 8>Pick no, because she's gonna drag me to the woods

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<v Speaker 8>to take those photos.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you, I'm sorry. We're not gonna only get a

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<v Speaker 3>second date for you here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's fine. I'm gonna try and see if there's

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<v Speaker 4>an outdoors the app or something I can find a

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<v Speaker 4>man on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, Oh, there's a good app.

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<v Speaker 3>It's about how to start a camp fire. It's called tinder. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But we were so close to ending on a laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>and the second day just missed rookie Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>In the morning, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just got a text at seventy five night two that says,

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<v Speaker 1>jeff why is it every time it's extremely clear they're

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<v Speaker 1>not a good match, you still ask if they'll go

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<v Speaker 1>out again?

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, and you always push the side that you

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<v Speaker 5>know is wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I don't know why I do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it because I believe in love against all odds?

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<v Speaker 3>Does that make me a bad guy? If so, call

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<v Speaker 3>Billie Eilish because you're a bad the bag. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>thought about that for a while. I didn't. I kind

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<v Speaker 3>of liked it. It just shows everybody has a different

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<v Speaker 3>read on how these dates go.

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<v Speaker 1>She saw it as green flags, he's interested in camping,

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to learn. He saw it as being camp

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<v Speaker 1>shamed within an inch of his life.

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<v Speaker 5>And I saw it as I'm never going to be

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<v Speaker 5>able to hear that Billie Eilish song again without thinking

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<v Speaker 5>about you.

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<v Speaker 1>But the one thing that we can learn out of

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<v Speaker 1>this is that we're always here for you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true, no matter what good.

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<v Speaker 5>Day's bad days, no matter how many bad decisions you make.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely on your side you'll fight for you and offer

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<v Speaker 1>you second dates. Call that person who isn't calling me

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<v Speaker 1>back

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<v Speaker 5>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,