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Speaker 1: Another twenties. Hello. Hey, it's Jerry. One of your neighbors

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Speaker 1: told me to call you. So what time do you

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Speaker 1: want me over tonight? I'm sorry, but who told you

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Speaker 1: to call me? One of your neighbors? I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: guess we haven't been properly introduced, have we. I'm Jerry,

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood tooth Fairy. Nice to meet you. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I've been doing the neighborhood tooth Fairy thing for about

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Speaker 1: ten years now here. Um, I know you just moved

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Speaker 1: in and everything. I'm surprised nobody's told you about it though,

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood tooth Fairy. I'll just explain to you how

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Speaker 1: it works. Then later tonight, when Sean's asleep, I come

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Speaker 1: to your house. Okay, And then what I'll do? How

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Speaker 1: do you know my son's name? I know everybody in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I'm the neighborhood tooth Fairy. It's my job. No,

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Speaker 1: you're no, I'm You're starting to make me really angry.

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Speaker 1: Would you be saying this if I were the Easter

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Speaker 1: bunn and spreading eggs around for kids to find toys in. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would a complete stranger calling me and telling me

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Speaker 1: they're the Easter Bunny and they're going to come into

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Speaker 1: my house and they want to go through my son's window.

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Speaker 1: I come in wearing a white suit, white tights, white wings.

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Speaker 1: I have glitter that I use as fairy dust. I

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Speaker 1: take the tooth and leave the cash. And are you're

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Speaker 1: not helping your situation? Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 1: So Santa's okay? Oh? Probably if I dressed up as

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Speaker 1: a lepre con for Saint Patrick's Day, that might be okay.

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Speaker 1: But because I do the tooth fairy thing in this neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: that's wrong. Yeah, Jerry crawling through children's windows is wrong.

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Speaker 1: Dressed up like a tooth ferry, yes, that is bizarre.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if this is the neighborhood's tradition. So

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Speaker 1: you're a racist, you know what? Maybe I am. I'm

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Speaker 1: a racist against twoth faeries. Okay, I can tell that

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Speaker 1: it's weirding you out. Listen to yourself. You're calling yourself

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Speaker 1: a neighborhood tooth fairy. Jerry, that's not real. Would you

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Speaker 1: please refer to me as Jerry the tooth fairy? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. No, I'm not going to participate in your insanity.

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Speaker 1: You should be thanking me. Why because I give memories

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Speaker 1: to children. What kind of memory do you think it's

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Speaker 1: going to give a six year old little boy? Got

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Speaker 1: some stranger and a whine ass Leah's hard with fairy

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Speaker 1: wings climbing through his window at three o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a stranger. I'm the tooth Fairy. Okay, if

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Speaker 1: he wakes up, all I do is I do a

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Speaker 1: little dance and I throw glitter around and then I

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Speaker 1: go out the window, just like a normal fairy. Would

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Speaker 1: you know what day? This is the most conversation I

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Speaker 1: have ever had in my entire life. Fine, I won't

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Speaker 1: come through your son's window. I won't come through Sean's window. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. You finally are hearing me. Just leave the

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Speaker 1: front door unlocked. You are out of your mind. I

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Speaker 1: am not leaving the door open for you. Hello, Heather,

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Speaker 1: this is Jerry the tooth Fairy Again. I think we

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Speaker 1: got disconnected. This is just a nightmare, Heather, Heather, what

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Speaker 1: this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving on to two point. I'm doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your new neighbor, Jenny set you up

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Speaker 1: and wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? No, it's a joke, but I will still

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Speaker 1: take a tooth if it's available. I'm making a necklace.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jewel phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five