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Speaker 1: do not go to Staten Island just to see a friend.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the Great Bismarck Kee that that's that's

420
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: not happening, so we will crunch the numbers. I'll just

421
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 1: say it right here, announcement, breaking news. I don't know

422
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 1: where he stands. I'm putting Pete Davidson if he I'm

423
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 1: just I'm a fuck it. I'm not assuming anything. This

424
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: at New York Magazine. This ain't the online. Kim Karnashian

425
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: is definitely fucking Pete Davidson because, like I said, you

426
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 1: don't go to Staten Island to see a friend. Nobody

427
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: goes to Staten Island unless they all let's they really

428
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 1: have to go to Staten Island. Okay, Pete Davidson's fucking

429
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 1: Kim kar Nashon allegedly. I don't want get sued. And

430
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson is now in the Michael Rapport Stickman Hall

431
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: of Fame. Where he stands, where he lands, that's to TBD.

432
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 1: What means what that's to be decided or to be determined,

433
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: to be determined. But you heard it here first. That's

434
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: breaking news, breaking. And you also don't hold hands on

435
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: a on a roller coaster in like fucking general populic public. Nah,

436
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 1: he's a general population. You weren't on some magic mountain

437
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: loop delup ship. No, you want some haunted house ship,

438
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 1: Like seven year olds don't get scared on that ship,

439
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: and there's like, no the kid. It's like random people

440
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 1: and from he's like bringing her back down to earth.

441
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: It's good. I think it's a good thing. I don't

442
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: think we should be front and on that at all.

443
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 1: How can you know he just got inducted into the

444
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: whole fame. He just got inducted into the stick Man

445
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Michael, you could pull this as a clip,

446
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: just just mark this Pete Davidson thing. Just that's the flip. Anyway,

447
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: anyway back to Halloween. Before you were you were shooting

448
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: on Halloween and that now it's like the coolest holiday ever.

449
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: You got Travis Barker doing like multiple multiple man it's

450
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: Edward scissor hand. She's winning a rider. They're sitting Nancy

451
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: and they don't play. They're not like, no, I'm sitting Nancy.

452
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 1: Like they're like they become the people know and the

453
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: photo shoots are like really impressed. They don't. Travis Barker's paid,

454
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: by the way, no ship, he just paid off a

455
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: blink one eight two. My man was on that street

456
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 1: where famous flagship, Yeah, famous stars and strike before before

457
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: motherfucker's it was in seventh grade. He's paid. He's paid

458
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: out the rectum that means the ask bone. And you

459
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 1: know all about as bones because of the colonoscope. That's

460
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: shout out to black Moon paid out the w rectum

461
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: that means the ass bone. It's a lot of ass talk.

462
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: I just had a colonoscope, okay, but it's just like

463
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 1: too much as talk. And I took the prep last night,

464
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: like I don't want to be talking about asses with

465
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 1: the fifty one year. I just want to say one

466
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: more thing before you break down Halloween. I want to

467
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: give a shout out to the nurses. I don't know

468
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: if they're watching this. The nurses at the play, he said,

469
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: held me down. I know I gave you trouble. There

470
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: was one nurse when I got there. And I don't

471
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: like do shit talk, but because it's calling asks and

472
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: I and I do urge people to call. As you

473
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: take this prep, I've talked about it at nausea. It

474
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 1: cleans you out. She said to me, when was the

475
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 1: last time you uum? You went to the bathroom. I said,

476
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom about seven am. This is

477
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 1: about she said, Well, if you go to the bathroom again,

478
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: please don't flush it. I need to take a look

479
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: at it. I was like, oh, I said, I said, ma'am,

480
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: if there was a way to tip you for your job,

481
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: that you talk about nurses being a hero, that's a

482
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: fucking hero. Because because I was like, yo, I'm good,

483
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go to the bathroom. But I was thinking,

484
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: imagine all the other people's shit she's had to look at,

485
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: she has to observe it to make sure. And I

486
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 1: was like, you are a fucking hero, and you were

487
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: a hero before it became trendy to call nurses heroes.

488
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: You're my friend, you're a hero. If if if I

489
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: was there, or if if you were single, you would

490
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,479
Speaker 1: have got down on one knee and and asked her

491
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: to marry you. That's so impressive. That is disgusting. I told,

492
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: I said, there's no way in hell I'm gonna have

493
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: to go, and I'm gonna be honest with you if

494
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: I do go. You're not looking at my ship, sweetheart.

495
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even make my wife look at my ship.

496
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: Why do you say it like that. It's so disgusting.

497
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. I know, I just I'm not letting

498
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: a perfect strange. You don't want to see what the

499
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: rap has cooking. I don't want to hear what he

500
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: has cooking. Let Halloween, why didn't you dress up as

501
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: squid Games? So I ordered a costume? Uh okay, player

502
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: ordered that costume, the green jumpsuit Squid Game. I ordered

503
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: it on Amazon over a month ago. You did order

504
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: it a month ago? A month ago? And uh a

505
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: day before Halloween, it says it was going to arrive,

506
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: and I was getting pretty nervous about that. As the

507
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 1: day approached. I went to go to the tracking number

508
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: and I typed in the tracking number, and it said,

509
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: this tracking number doesn't exist. There's no tracking number with

510
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: this with this number? Scammed? You do they scam me?

511
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: I go to the fucking Amazon page. It's about to

512
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 1: be taken down. The whole company is about to be

513
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: like taken down off of their site. All the reviews.

514
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: Are you fucking scamed me? You ruined my halloween? Fuck you?

515
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: Fuck you? So I'm tripping what funck? Al Right, I

516
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: have a day to figure out another costume because Amazon

517
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: just sucked me. It still hasn't arrived. I need my

518
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: money back. I need that money. Need that money back.

519
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: How much did you spend on like sixty bucks and

520
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: the other funck is you talking about? Yeah? I need

521
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: that money back, Yo, I need that fucking money back.

522
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: Give me my fucking money. Where's the money, the money,

523
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: where's the money? The bowski? Right, I'll shut your whole

524
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: stick you in a toilet. Where's your where's the money? Right?

525
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: So I had to figure something out last minute, and

526
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, would be a good one Kurt

527
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: Cobain because it's not a lot of effort into it.

528
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: But there is a picture from a photo shoot that

529
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain did that Kurt Mike, Okay, yeah, that's okay,

530
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: So not that exact one, but you got me that

531
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: print from the original photographer. Jesse Froeman. Shout out, Jesse Froeman,

532
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: what I get there for your thirty first birthday? I

533
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: think my thirtieth birthday? Thirty birthday? I think thirty first birthday.

534
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, exactly, No, you got getting prisons

535
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: for thirty first birthday. I can't even get picked up

536
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: for a call on Oscar. I didn't ask for a president. Also,

537
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: it's like thirties a big birthday. Thirty one, it's like

538
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: it's all dead. Okay, man, I I know I'm thirty one. Okay,

539
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: fucking remind me. But that's that's technically the last Kurt

540
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: Cobain photo shoot that he did. That he took and

541
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: he came in with an heavy on bottle. And what's

542
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: crazy is he you know, he's kind of a fashion icon,

543
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: but he probably just you know, he walked in through

544
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: something together, took those photos and then but he knew

545
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: he was kind of like I guess he must have been.

546
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: But thirty years later, people are still trying to copy

547
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: that cost to him. And so I went out and

548
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: I thought, all right, I have like the blue jeans,

549
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,479
Speaker 1: I can get some Converse, but he has the leopard,

550
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: he has the leopard dress shirt. Needed to get that

551
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: found tattoo on his chest. No, that's the Anatomy shirt.

552
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: That's a white T shirt, but it's Anatomy shirt. Um,

553
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: so I got the I ended up getting the leopard shirt,

554
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, ship, all right, this is

555
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: kind of coming together. But I needed the iconic JACKIEO

556
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: sunglasses that he's made so famous and the trapper hat,

557
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: the hunting hat, which they're not easy to find. I

558
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: called every fucking store for those glasses. When I ended

559
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: up going to Venice Boardwalk, which was very risky going

560
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: out there, and it's like it's crazy. It looks like

561
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: it's crazy out there, and yes, and damn, I was

562
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: walking around, like really looking over my shoulder, and as

563
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: I was looking for all this ship, some fucking like

564
00:29:54,200 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: homeless looking dude, white dude says, hey, you you I

565
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: wasn't wearing the sucker He didn't sound have been a

566
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: good segue, like even the home was good, goes Yo,

567
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: that would have been really cool. Whered you get that

568
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: because we're trying to pump these teeth that we're not. No,

569
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: we're not. Trust me, trust me. I'm over the fucking

570
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: the clothing line. I'm not. I think you should you know.

571
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not trying to like guilt people

572
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: into like, Yo, I want to suck a ship teacher, Yo, Mike,

573
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: would you want one of these suckers ship t shirts?

574
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: Mike says he wants one. I mean, come on, man,

575
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: that's one. That's one. Yes, and now we need go ahead?

576
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: All right? So No, I was walking down the boardwalk

577
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: finding some of these items for my costume, and this

578
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: this haggard looking dude goes, hey, you, you fucking pasty

579
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: white motherfucker, you want to come over here and sign

580
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: up for this this fan club or whatever he was something.

581
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: I was like, No, what the fuck. I'm already like

582
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: self conscious about the fact that I'm pretty pale. It's

583
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: I have British jeans. My parents are British. Can you

584
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: do your British accents? No? I can't do fucking British

585
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: and I'm sick of you asking me and you do it.

586
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. Can you do it? Hello? Hello?

587
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: Would you like some tea? Would you like some tea?

588
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: Oh my, did you see the Princess Diana movie? I

589
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: heard it's very good. My name is Hibby. Would you

590
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: like tea and crumpet? See? That's pretty good. I like

591
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: my grandmother. She goes, oh, Dan, like she's I can

592
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: do like a nine year Old's like, oh d so

593
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: you can do a British accent but only have a

594
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: nine year old. Yeah, it's kind of like a nine

595
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: year And then she just says, oh, Dean, I've lived

596
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: so long. I can't. I don't want to live any longer.

597
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: I mean twenty years ago. She I said, hey, Grandma,

598
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: how are you today? As I picked her up, and

599
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: she said, oh, just waiting to die. That's pleasant. What

600
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: the funk I mean? My grandma was not next to

601
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: me during my coln ask Coulby. She might have been

602
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: because when I you know, they have you in curtains

603
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: and I keep going hello, yes, And I said hello

604
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: and she goes yes, she goes, they don't come to you,

605
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: do the God? I said no, but I need to

606
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: change that fox. She was older, she was she was sweet,

607
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: but she was like, they don't come when you call them.

608
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: I go, no, they don't. When I broke my ankle,

609
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: I was next to somebody who was like an eighty

610
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,719
Speaker 1: year old, senile old man, and he said, get that

611
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: cathete out my fucking dick, get that fucking cathote her out.

612
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: I had to listen to this guy screaming as I

613
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: had broken my ankle. It was the most disturbing. You

614
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: think was more painful that Catherine in his dick or

615
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: you're a broken ankle. Shit, it's a toss up. It's

616
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: a toss up. I did have. I didn't have a Cather,

617
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: but I did have a procedure to check to make

618
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: sure everything was okay, and they had to post down

619
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: the fucking dick hole. And after that, I'll do anything. Yo,

620
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'll do anything. Let me

621
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: let me tell you something if if I had to

622
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: do that, you haven't done that. You're talking about like

623
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: fucking colon oscar Bey's and people like regularly get I

624
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: had and I had a vasectomy of a sect. I

625
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: had a pulled out my dick. I had a pull

626
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: and just imagine that. This is the part where the

627
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: listeners are probably like, oh, fuck, change the subject. I mean,

628
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: I had to deal with that. I had to do that.

629
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,719
Speaker 1: You had to pole down your pole. I was like,

630
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: he had a pull down the pole. That was that's

631
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: good man over there, like holy sh it, yeah, like

632
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,719
Speaker 1: what the funk? What did I sign up for here? Anyway?

633
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: Go ahead? No, but anyway, so back to the sorry man,

634
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: I got sidetracked, like we're talking about things, giving them.

635
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: You're like, I gotta those Halloween it was just gotta

636
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: show everybody pictures. Go ahead, So anyway, I got back ahead,

637
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: get into the hat, and I got the glasses, and

638
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: I completed the costume and it was one of the

639
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: it was a really cool cost. Let's show Let's show

640
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: the picture of Dean is Kurt Cobain, Yo ship, I

641
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: mean you killed that ship? Do you? Honestly? I mean, dude,

642
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: I you killed that ship and you did it all

643
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: with no planning, no planning. Within a day, I got

644
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: I think I got everything down, I got the wig.

645
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: I went everywhere in town to get this killed. And

646
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: I drew that T shirt that says corporate magazine still

647
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: Suck that he wore on the cover of Rolling Stone.

648
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: Do you think we should sell that as an iron

649
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: wrapped Ports Stereo Podcast T shirt butter sauce of me

650
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 1: on it? Or maybe we do Dean? Oh, that might

651
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: be fucking well, maybe you, as Kurt Cobain on the

652
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: T shirt would be fucking sick. Limited edition I am

653
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,919
Speaker 1: Wrapped ports Stereo Podcast The Young Shots, Kurt. I don't

654
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: know who would want to buy that. I think we

655
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: could sell at least fifty of it because people be like, yo,

656
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: is that Kurt Cope? Wait, and they'd be like, no,

657
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: that guy doesn't have any That's the other thing is

658
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't have any facial hair. And that was like

659
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: that was another really hard thing with the costume. I

660
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: tell you something, the face. You killed that so hard. Body.

661
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: You see the painted nails, right, it's in black and

662
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: killed it. I see the paint nails, I see the cigarette,

663
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: I see the glasses. You you did good on that.

664
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,479
Speaker 1: And I'm not like, you know, like you did better

665
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: Lebron James, like dressed up as Freddy krue your thirty

666
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: seven b fucky thirty seven thirty six. Damn. But you

667
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: know what I was thinking about. Halloween is for his angels.

668
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: It's a fun thing, one of the best holiday. It's

669
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: it's a great holiday. I'm just teasing, but no, but

670
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 1: you definitely were better than Lebron James is Freddie Krueger.

671
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: And and because those guys motherfucker's go all out. They

672
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: get like special effects makeup, and they don't play for Halloween. Mike,

673
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: you're just up for Halloween working. He's not playing. I

674
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: understand that by the disappointing thing. We're not playing games.

675
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: A lot of people knew who I was, but then

676
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: a lot of people at the parties that I went

677
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: to because I jumped around from a couple of house parties,

678
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: they said, my sister would be like, do you know

679
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: who he is. We just wanted to test people and

680
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, yeah, you're the lead singer of

681
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: led Zeppelin. Right Nope, it's like no, no, you're fucking dumb.

682
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: The fuck you dummy? Did you say? Because I would

683
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: have been like, no, dummy, Yeah, I should have. I

684
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: should have said that. And the lead singer of led

685
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: Zeppelin never dressed like that. No, it was Robert Plant, right,

686
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: Robert Plant didn't dress like that. Jimmy Page and them right,

687
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: they had long hair decades apart. They weren't wearing nail polish. No,

688
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 1: but do you have a rock nail polishing? Really? Only

689
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: there And I had to go get the nail polish

690
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: remover when it was all said and done, because I

691
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 1: was going to CVS. Was like, I need to get

692
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: this ship off. I didn't know how to apply that.

693
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know what I got. You got it, you

694
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: got it off? No, I got it off? Yeah, I

695
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: know you got it off. Let me just see if

696
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: the no, the boys, the boys didn't respond. Shit, man,

697
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: the boys really let us down. That's all right. Um,

698
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: we were talking about that. We were talking about the

699
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: Island Boys, um, which is like an internet sensation, right,

700
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: now now I know I didn't send you this, Michael,

701
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: can you pull up Island Boys the video? Because these kids,

702
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I kind of broke them. I think too.

703
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: I've been on these kids like seven eight months ago.

704
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: I was like they should be on, Like, I don't

705
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: know if there's VJs anymore on um um? Is there

706
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: VJs on MTV? Are there music videos that it's not?

707
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: You know, it's all robbed, all bullshit now and like

708
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: New Jersey showing sixteen and pregnant and all that weird ship. Anyway,

709
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: these kids became, you know, I'm happy for them because

710
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: they're getting ridiculed. And these two Island boys the Island Bar,

711
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: But I'm an island bar. Got my my like with

712
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: my vest, don't I'm an island by. I'm gonna keep

713
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: it with my teto long put it down with a

714
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: set exhon. They ain't seen it when I'm flexing. Now,

715
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make all my people are really proud.

716
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make the top. Let's go down for now,

717
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: rocking down for all the socks they make it okay,

718
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: put the whole game at hey, regard, don't island cool?

719
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: I know you do that a save I got. I'm

720
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: an island by, I'm an island by I'm trying to

721
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: make it to this top. That put enough enough. So

722
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: so these kids, I can't remember the name, let's just

723
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,959
Speaker 1: call the island fly Soldier. And there's Kodiak red and

724
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: and a lot of people have been shooting on them.

725
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: When I first saw them, I was like, these kids

726
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: are bugged out there, nineteen years old. They're just trying

727
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: to They're just trying to make it, and out of

728
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: all the people are think they're there Cuban and people

729
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: are like shooting all over. I'm like, Yo, they're fucking kids.

730
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: They probably come from nothing and they're trying to fucking

731
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 1: make it. And there was just a fucking I don't

732
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: know if they're in on the joke or not in

733
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: on the joke, but there's been other people who have

734
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: come out of nowhere and make it, like Pete Davidson,

735
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: who's fucking Kim Kardashian in Staten Island. In Staten Island. Now,

736
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Pete Davidson doesn't have talent, because he's

737
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: he's talented, very funny, but I'm just saying this is

738
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: the generation we're living. So when I saw them, my

739
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: post them and I was like, Yo, these guys are

740
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: just they're but they're you know what it is. They're captivating,

741
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: absolutely captivating. And then when they did this song Island Boys,

742
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: which you just heard the original rendition. I have to

743
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: be honest. When I was in Orlando, I saw the

744
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: video and then next morning I was like, I'm I'm

745
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: singing that song to myself. And then Dean, you send

746
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: it to me, and I was like, you've been sending

747
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: me these guys for six months. Six months. Personally, I

748
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,919
Speaker 1: didn't see the draw that you did originally, I really didn't.

749
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: You would send it to me all the time against

750
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: my will, and I'll be okay, okay, okay, like I

751
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk this is. These guys look crazy,

752
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: but all right. Then you sent me a video I'll

753
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: never forget. I think it was about ten never forget. No,

754
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't drinking. You're like, you'll remember where

755
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: you were absolutely, I was in my bed. It was

756
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: about ten fifteen, maybe ten twenty. You sent me a

757
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: link and I thought, oh, these guys again, all right,

758
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: and I opened it. Then I opened it and I

759
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: heard I'm an island boy, just trying to make it

760
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: because I'm an island boy. I'm gonna keep it like

761
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: an island boy. I'm gonna keep it like an iland boy.

762
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it like ap in the sun. I'm

763
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 1: gonna keep it like a shot that gun. I'm gonna

764
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: keep it like a fool gaze in. I'm gonna keep

765
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: it like something something, something, something or another. But this

766
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: fun thing took off. This thing took off off. People

767
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: have been doing renditions, duets and all this ship and

768
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: I say good for them. And Dean had a great

769
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: point compare it to some of the I'll say I'm

770
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: I will say this okay because it They won me

771
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: over with this song. I was won the world. You

772
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: could shoot on them all you want, you can't stop

773
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: singing it. No, I can't shoot on them all you want.

774
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: You can't stop singing that. I'd rather listen to the

775
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: Island Boys than Ice Ice Baby vanill Ice. I think

776
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: these guys are more committed to making music than vanill

777
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: Ie ever was a This is one of the I'm

778
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: going to say it. I think it's one of the

779
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: catchiest tunes of the year. And I'm gonna be as

780
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: so bold to say I think it's better than Donda

781
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: and Certified Lover Boy by Drake Mind, I think it's

782
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: I think it's better than anything on both of those albums.

783
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 1: He's saying that the Island Boys are better than Drake

784
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: and motherfucking Kanye's last record. I will say that. I

785
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: will say, Island Boys is that song. I don't see

786
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: anybody doing any any I go to sleep singing it,

787
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: I wake up singing it. I don't do that, and

788
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: I do feel good singing. And it's catchy, and it's

789
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: kind of like and there's nothing on Donda that that

790
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: I could recite. There's nothing on Donda that is as

791
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 1: catchy as Island Boys. Keep that as a clip, Mike,

792
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: this Island Boys clip um and and I'll just say this.

793
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 1: People could shoot on him. There's rappers, quote unquote, rappers

794
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: that are selling out fucking like arenas and theaters that

795
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: I don't I'd rather listen to the Island Boys all

796
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: loop then some of that bullshit that's being put out there.

797
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: So again, is it fucking jay Z, is it Elton John?

798
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: Is it fucking Journey? Don't stop believing? No, But it's fun.

799
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: But it's fun and they're captivating and and I have

800
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: to say I was on the pulse. I just I

801
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: saw these guys and people like, what the fund is that?

802
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: And TikTok yo TikTok, What the fuck is going on

803
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: on TikTok. TikTok is dark. It can be dark, it

804
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: could be very bright, but it's so yo. If you're

805
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: you're mrr TikTok, no no, no, no no. But but

806
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: if you're thirteen years old, yeah, I get stimulated looking

807
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 1: at these these women on TikTok if you're thirteen years

808
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: old scrolling through TikTok with them fat asses and then

809
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: fat tits and these beautiful girls like doing it and

810
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: then they smile they do like the dance and they're like,

811
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're doing that to me? They make you

812
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: feel like they're doing it. I saw some girl like

813
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: standing above the camera. She's like looking down at the camera.

814
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're like in a fun position, and she's

815
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 1: fully clod and I'm like, yo, this is the most

816
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: erotic s I'm fifty one. Yeah, you shouldn't be on it.

817
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: You probably shouldn't even know. But if you're if you're ten.

818
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck porn. This is gonna fu only fans

819
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: and all that ship people's brains are boys and girls

820
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: like yo, this is over sexualized. And even though I'm

821
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: just having because they always do this, the ones with

822
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,919
Speaker 1: the real and I say, fat ass, I mean nice,

823
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: I mean that's nice. I don't mean like fat, like

824
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: oh you're fat, I mean like you know that. Why

825
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: don't have to explain that? You know what the funk

826
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: a fat asked me? Look at the Kardashians. They fucking

827
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,439
Speaker 1: they invented it. Well, they didn't invent it. They didn't

828
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: invent it. They did invent fatass, That's what I'm saying.

829
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: They brought it. They brought it mainstream for the white Definitely,

830
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: they didn't invent fat asses. But these fat asses, these

831
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: fat titties, and and the girls will be like, I'm

832
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: just I'm just on here. No, no, no boos. You're

833
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: doing it on purpose, you're doing it. You're not fucking

834
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: my brain up. But you fucking sunds like they already

835
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: kind of did. They sucked me up a little bit.

836
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: But the these these girls on there, I mean they're

837
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then they go high like they're laughing

838
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: all I'm just playing. No, you're not just playing. I

839
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,720
Speaker 1: could see you know what they do now the pussy print.

840
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that what they want to show the

841
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: pussy print when when they're wearing like spannexs or like

842
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: short shorts like normally you you wouldn't want camel talk,

843
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: they want to show you they called the pussy print.

844
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: This is not something that should be shown to a

845
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: twelve year old boy over and over and over, like

846
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, like the way you would

847
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: get porn. It was like you'd see it and then

848
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: that was it. This is all day, every day, Like

849
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: I would be frightened to have a child of that age.

850
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: And this because when my kid there was an Instagram.

851
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: It's not good. There was a print life. Are you

852
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: about that pussy print life? I know, I don't want

853
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: any involvement, you know, Mike, you about that pussy print life. Yeah,

854
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: let's like let's say that for sure, Like I'm talking

855
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: about over eighteen, okay, but there's like young girl, I

856
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: don't and I'm that what I'm saying. It's really really discussing.

857
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. Guys you have like these

858
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: like these fake model dudes and these girls on there,

859
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: get a g D because in a few years you

860
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be cute and then ask gonna drop and

861
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: your abs are not gonna just come in naturally. Get them,

862
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: get a job, learn a trade, because there's gonna be

863
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: a lot of TikTok stars in about ten fifteen years,

864
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: like all the story. Like, Yo, when I was when

865
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: I was twenty one, I was popping. Well, now you're

866
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 1: thirty two. I just remember, like when I was younger,

867
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, Eminem had the parental guidance sticker

868
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: on Eminem. You'd be happy to have Eminem parental guid

869
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: hap fucking to live crew, parental guides. You'd be happy

870
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: to have any of that ship. What's going on in

871
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: TikTok And and it's you can't even say it's it's

872
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: R rated because they'll go, I'm just playing. No, you're not,

873
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: like I'm just playing. And then there's like some weird

874
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: challenge where girls like spit on their phone. Have you

875
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: seen that where they're like they're like, it's a p

876
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: o V And you're like on their lap and they're

877
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 1: like look down, they smiled and they spit on the phone.

878
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know what are you? Like, are

879
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: you spinning on me? It's supposed to be Are you

880
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: spinning on me? Or are you spinning? Like are you

881
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: is it supposed to be like it's a p or

882
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: you're spitting on my dick. You're supposed to be like

883
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: catching it. But that's the implication, like you're spitting on

884
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,959
Speaker 1: my dick. I'm stupid. No it's not. That's just saying

885
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: it's over sexually. Why are you spitting on your phone?

886
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 1: And you're like it's p O, Like you're not spitting

887
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: on my dick, you're spinning on it, like spitting in

888
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: your mouth or something spitting in my mouth. I don't

889
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: want to be spat on, even through the phone, Like

890
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: I opened up the app and like I want to

891
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: see cat videos and stuff like that's what I want

892
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: to see. But for some reason, Monkey's playing and ship.

893
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. It's like some real housewife ship like

894
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,439
Speaker 1: Lebron dunking, Russell Westbrook missing shots, Steph Curry dribbling. There's

895
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: a time and place for that. I don't want to

896
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: just be like yokits as I've never seen this many

897
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: fat asses in my life on ticktok. I didn't even

898
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: know that there was women that are like, look like this. Yeah,

899
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: this is the internet. Man, It's it's fucked everybody. It's

900
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: fucking cancer to society. All right. Anyway, fantastic stick episode

901
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: of the Iron Wrap or Stereopods. Really fucking good in

902
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 1: the studio, you know, like I'm usually behind the camera

903
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: filming you with iconic guests, but to beat in front

904
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: of the camera sitting side by side with the Dingo,

905
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: it's a thanks a special thank you very much, thank

906
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: you for having me. Thanks the co host, Thank you,

907
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: guest co host, thank you. What were you saying? I said,

908
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 1: thank you? What did you hear that? What was that? Literally?

909
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: I just heard someone in the other building. Go listen,

910
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: the dude said. Literally, someone just said, Yo, ma, there's

911
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: a weird fucking cat outside. Can they hear me, Mike?

912
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: Do they know him in here? That's crazy, that's so weird.

913
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: That is really video. Go ahead. So San Francisco this weekend,

914
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: I am performing at Cops Comedy San Francisco. Uh and

915
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,959
Speaker 1: I am in New York the eleventh, twelfth, and thirt

916
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: New York City. I am in New York on Broadway,

917
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: the eleventh, twelfth, and third on Broadway. Carolines come through

918
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: Tri State area, Staten Island, Kim Kardashian, you're in the city, Pete,

919
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: you'll bring your girl? Can I bring your girl? Bring

920
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: your girl to see me? Go on stage at Cops.

921
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: I'll give you fifteen minutes you could get up to

922
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: give you if you could do a little comedy for

923
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: your girl. Restaurants, roller Coasters, Michael Restaurants, roller Coasters, Rapp Report.

924
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: There we go boom uh. And then next week live television,

925
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: it's happening live TV. I'm I'm hosting, not co hosting.

926
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams is out. I am hosting live TV, Daytime TV,

927
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: five days straight, the Wendy Williams Show, And I cannot

928
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: fucking wait. Are you do? How the funk are you doing?

929
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'll do it here. How to

930
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: fuck you doing? Yeah? But on the wedding show? I

931
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: can't do that, but but here I go. How you doing?

932
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: How to fuck you doing? Oh? Do you do you

933
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: have free reign of like bringing musical guests on? Because

934
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: maybe you bring the Island boys on there? That would

935
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: be Can you imagine that? Daytime TV Micro Report hosting

936
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:27,479
Speaker 1: Island Boys performing their hit song, their debut. I don't

937
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 1: know if their audience if you cut to the audience,

938
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 1: they're just audiences like and then and then the director

939
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: and the proofs like get report, get the funk out

940
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: of here. We're never giving you. This is your crew,

941
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: this is who you bring. No disrespect to the Island Boys, no,

942
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: not at all. But do your thing, hold the money

943
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: up to the ear, be careful like that. No, I

944
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: don't think the Island Boys is that audience. But what

945
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: it is is it's live, which is crazy. And the

946
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: crazy thing about the last time I hosted Wendy Williams

947
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: show when they say you know the audience is there,

948
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: and you know you're on live TV. Somehow, somewhere I

949
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna be so fucking nervous, like my

950
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: body my excitement went and just boom, and I was

951
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: literally like this in your comfort zone. Comfort you thrive

952
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: off of that ship like you do. Really, you do

953
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 1: so well under pressure. You're not that type of dude

954
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: that there's a lot of pressure on you and you

955
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,760
Speaker 1: and you crack under it. But I thought for live

956
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 1: TV and I'm hosting, how you doing? How you doing?

957
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: I thought that I would my my my ship just

958
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,479
Speaker 1: went shoot and I was like, let's do it. Yeah,

959
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: You're made for that. You need your own fucking show.

960
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,760
Speaker 1: After that, well, who knows, but I'm gonna kill that ship.

961
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 1: And I'm going to be in UH New York City

962
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: that week and then the following week Phoenix UH performing

963
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: All tickets, All information is available at Michael Rapp Report

964
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: Comedy dot com Michael Rapp Report Comedy dot com. And

965
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: then I'm in Albany, I'm in Rochester, I'm in Rhode Island,

966
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: and at the beginning of the year January I think six,

967
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm in Denver. All tickets, all information in Michael Report

968
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: County dot com. Question is, yes, sir, are you going

969
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: to come to New York to hold me down? We

970
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: know you couldn't hold me down from my cole on

971
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: Oscarby Ride for the Wendy Williams shows slash live shows

972
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: at Caroline's. Yes or no, it's a yes, I'm gonna

973
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: be out there. It is yes, I am going to

974
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 1: be out there. I will not fail you this time.

975
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to be out there. Now, are there provisions?

976
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: Because let's just be There's a girl he wants to see.

977
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: Let's just cut through the ship. There's a girl he

978
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: wants to see in New York. Now you found out

979
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: the girl that you wanted to see New York will

980
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: not be in New York. And then you started talking

981
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: that Goofy ship to me. You started talking that, Uh, well,

982
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in a hotel by myself. Uh you're

983
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: with your wife. I mean start talking at Doofy Goofy

984
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: disneyland ship. It gets lonely by myself out there. Man,

985
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: like chicken. Not about choking the chicken. I can do

986
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: that at my grinder, Ryan or whatever the I told

987
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: keep telling you not grinder. What's wrong with grinder? It's

988
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: it's it's for gay people, and that's totally fine. But

989
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: it's just I don't swing that way, no worries, no problem, okay,

990
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: But you always seem to slip that in for me,

991
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: because I don't know why you think that. I don't

992
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: know the difference. I'm not on a map, Okay, No,

993
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: I it's understands. It was out It was really disappointing

994
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: because you know, we we made sure that I was

995
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 1: coming out there. I got the flight and I messaged

996
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: my girl. But Dean. But Dean, I'm sorry, and she said,

997
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be sorry Dean. We didn't make sure

998
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: you were gonna be out there. It was my girl's

999
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: gonna be out there, coming New York. And then and

1000
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,439
Speaker 1: then we we booked the tickets, and then you're like, oh, ship,

1001
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: she just told me she's not gonna be out there,

1002
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: and then you start talking some No, uh do you

1003
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: need me, It's gonna be lonely. Uh, maybe I'll just

1004
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: come like we'll do it. No, I'm totally happy to

1005
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: be there, man, I really am. I'm just don't worry

1006
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: about the girl. That's not something that you need to

1007
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: focus on. That's that's my problem. And I would be

1008
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: there regardless if there was a girl there that I

1009
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: was seeing or not. You know that about me. I'm

1010
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: there as a friend. I'm there to hold you down.

1011
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm there as a security guard, and I'm there to

1012
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: manage the audience to make sure that that nobody touches

1013
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: you and gets in the way of your creative process,

1014
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: no doubt. All right, cool, listen, I'm just gonna say this, Mike,

1015
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: we've never met. You've probably had a lot of people

1016
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: in here doing podcasts. Are you like, oh shit, like,

1017
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 1: this is a fucking fance. You've seen a lot of episodes.

1018
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure you probably want to bang your fucking head

1019
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: against the wall a lot of times when you listen

1020
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: to podcasts. We're not naming any names. This is a

1021
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: fucking music Did you know the term museum quality? Some

1022
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: museum quality podcast right here? You heard it here first? Yeah,

1023
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: fucking I gotta like fucking lot, gotta fucking squeeze it

1024
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,439
Speaker 1: out of this guy. Anyway, We're done, Iron Wrap Ports

1025
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: stereo podcasts. We're out. Miles join a K, the Police, Brothers,

1026
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: a K that does brothers. Take me out of you

1027
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: with something real nice. Yes, take me out of with

1028
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: something real, proper okay, but most importantly, take the act

1029
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: something real funky. I am Rappaport Stereo Punx. We out

1030
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 1: out the fuck