Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 2: And he knows I'm unfaithful, and I don't remember the
Speaker 2: words of the lyrics, but you know what the fuck
Speaker 2: I'm trying to do. What up little Mama said, gentiles
Speaker 2: are like there?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 3: Me the podcast. It dives deep into the pockets of
Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to approve the motherfucking theories that
Speaker 2: you motherfuckers have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, and let's get right back into it. We're
Speaker 3: back Baby Blue round two. If you listened to the
Speaker 3: mini last year, you heard last year, Let excuse me,
Speaker 3: excuse me. I'm fired up. I'm fucking fired up right now.
Speaker 3: I'm fired up right now. You heard about my girlfriend's
Speaker 3: controversial take on Blue. I expanded on it a little bit. Basically,
Speaker 3: the take was my girl. We were talking about Disney
Speaker 3: movies and I said that the character Blue of Jungle
Speaker 3: Book Fame really struck a chord with me as a child,
Speaker 3: really a big part in my development as a man.
Speaker 3: And she said that's troubling because Blue kind of was
Speaker 3: like a lot of black man stereotypes. And I said, bitch,
Speaker 3: you get out of my mind. Oh Mitchell, girl, crazy
Speaker 3: tumtoring about.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: We had an argument. I talked about it briefly last
Speaker 3: week on the episode I did myself that was, you know,
Speaker 3: just kind of if you listen to it's just sort
Speaker 3: of me spiraling out emotionally for ten to fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: But now we have like Ston back to hear what
Speaker 3: he thinks about Blue, arguably what I would say, one
Speaker 3: of the greatest characters in animated history.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree that he isn't a great character. I
Speaker 2: think he's I hate that. No, I'm saying, I think
Speaker 2: you're so hurt you can't even hear. You're like you're
Speaker 2: like blinded, ear blinded by like the rage filling up
Speaker 2: inside of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't get it twisted. It's also visually blinded I
Speaker 3: see anything.
Speaker 2: This is the first I'm hearing about this Blue controversy.
Speaker 2: I I was not aware that this was the thing
Speaker 2: you and your girl were having such intense fights about.
Speaker 2: And I will say that I'm a big fan of Blue,
Speaker 2: but I don't fully disagree with her about this assessment
Speaker 2: of where Blue comes from fun guy, really big fan
Speaker 2: Bare Necessities goes hard. My daughter loves that song. That said,
Speaker 2: I definitely think that the White writers, which I'm absolutely
Speaker 2: certain they were of nineteen sixty seven, when concocting Blue,
Speaker 2: sat back and said, how can we write a jigaboo
Speaker 2: without calling him a jigaboo? I know, we'll make it rhyme,
Speaker 2: but lou that.
Speaker 3: Is pure conjecture, for you're putting things on. He wasn't
Speaker 3: even if it was the coon was King Louie.
Speaker 2: Oh I And okay, first of all, I'm a big
Speaker 2: fan of King Louis too, about the deep Deep I
Speaker 2: swing as boo the one, Yeah, No, I love that.
Speaker 2: I love King Louis. And I would say that that
Speaker 2: certainly King Louie's intentions were rooted in a type of cooning.
Speaker 2: He wanted to be like the man, he wanted to
Speaker 2: walk just like the other man. He was tired of
Speaker 2: monkey and around. All that that said, I don't think
Speaker 2: that when I say that it's based off of stereotypes,
Speaker 2: that I presume that cooning is a part of the
Speaker 2: stereotypes that are connected to Blue.
Speaker 3: I think that. I mean, first of all, I would
Speaker 3: be remiss if I did not mention really great King
Speaker 3: Lily impression. Oh thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, really, I know the words to that song too.
Speaker 3: I'll say this.
Speaker 2: I think that blue stereotypes feel less about a want
Speaker 2: for whiteness as much as sort of what the original
Speaker 2: expectations of the black Man were, which is lazy, sort
Speaker 2: of good for nothing, like a lot of life.
Speaker 3: I don't think that he was lazy, a good for nothing.
Speaker 3: He was just a minimalist. He took Mowgli under his wing.
Speaker 3: He had to do that. He was the king of
Speaker 3: the jungle up there. He didn't have to take in
Speaker 3: this fucking gangly as kid. He could have kept you
Speaker 3: and eating those prickly pairs and shit like that. He
Speaker 3: was a good man who had a kind heart, who
Speaker 3: opened his world to this child and tried to show
Speaker 3: him the ways of the jungle. And then now we're
Speaker 3: now he's lazy. Why because he likes to scratch up
Speaker 3: against the tree. You ever rupt your back on a
Speaker 3: brick wall, it feels good. Guess what? Guess what? The
Speaker 3: call me jiggaboo boy. Then because that man, that ship,
Speaker 3: that ship was fundamental to me. It was fundamental to
Speaker 3: me between that entailspind pillars of like who I decided
Speaker 3: to be as a man.
Speaker 2: I think Jiggaboo Bory that we're right. I think we're
Speaker 2: We're not not saying the same thing. I do think
Speaker 2: that like he can be this formative person for you.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying that the intention that these writers went
Speaker 2: in with was very much degradation to or at least
Speaker 2: mockery of the black Man. I think that he's objectively
Speaker 2: a lazy character. That's what he That's that's sort of
Speaker 2: his point.
Speaker 3: Lazy to take in someone who's not your candon cared
Speaker 3: for them because I'm sorry, is that lazy to care
Speaker 3: for him?
Speaker 2: He lost him immediately.
Speaker 3: Oh, because he doesn't know how to care for a child.
Speaker 3: He's it's a different skill set. He's already backwards to
Speaker 3: get this little fucking.
Speaker 2: Man, have to take him fucking but guard.
Speaker 3: Here's what I do know. You have watched The Jungle
Speaker 3: Book more recently than I. I will own up to
Speaker 3: that because I didn't remember that, dude. But let's let
Speaker 3: me walk you through the story of the Jungle re
Speaker 3: walk me through that's that's probably important. Wolves. He's raised
Speaker 3: by wolves.
Speaker 2: He lives as a yeah, and there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and they out of fear.
Speaker 2: Do you think the wolves were white people? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Uh that that's the sense I get is that they
Speaker 2: are sort of like, uh, they're white people, but with
Speaker 2: limited resources, and that's yeah, they're like poor. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: being raised by these rednecks who basically are like, look,
Speaker 2: we did the best we could with you, but at
Speaker 2: the threat of this tiger coming, we we gotta we
Speaker 2: can't keep doing this. And then Bagheera, who for some
Speaker 2: reason is just by the way that they would raise
Speaker 2: them and then abandon them, like.
Speaker 3: You are our son until you couldn't be our son anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're one thing missing, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: You're making it real hot for the wolves we actually
Speaker 2: care about. So, uh, you gotta go, big boy.
Speaker 3: You were you were always different than us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed, but you walk on
Speaker 2: two feet and we walk on floors. So he's out.
Speaker 2: But they they basically hand Mowgli off to Bagheera, who
Speaker 2: volunteers to sort of guide him to where he knows
Speaker 2: the people live. He he's gonna take him back to
Speaker 2: man's society.
Speaker 3: So Bagheera was gonna take him home.
Speaker 2: Bagheera's job in the Jungle Book is to guide him
Speaker 2: back to the home he didn't know he belonged to,
Speaker 2: and in that process, him and Mowgli have a lot
Speaker 2: of infighting because Bagheera is uptight and expects Mowgli to
Speaker 2: just follow the rules, and Mowgli's a little kid who's
Speaker 2: running around half naked doing wild shit, and in doing
Speaker 2: that he bumps into Blue, and Blue's instinctive is to
Speaker 2: be like, fuck, Bagheera, I'm about to show you how
Speaker 2: real niggas live, and it's by floating in the water
Speaker 2: and eating prickly pairs and shit. That's this whole thing
Speaker 2: is like, we ain't got to listen to boring ass Bagheera.
Speaker 2: Look at me.
Speaker 3: I don't shower, I don't shave.
Speaker 2: Don't I just kick it.
Speaker 3: Don't come from being dirty, Bro, You're using the tools
Speaker 3: of the oppressor. And I don't like this, bro, Bro,
Speaker 3: for real, for real, you didn't say anything about how
Speaker 3: the wolves clean themselves. They lick each other to clean.
Speaker 3: Look now you're coming from my man, I don't shower,
Speaker 3: that's you. You're coming in with some bias.
Speaker 2: You're right that that part maybe was a little biased,
Speaker 2: and I'll take I'll walk that back. You objected, sustained,
Speaker 2: You're correct. He there's no evidence of how he cleans
Speaker 2: himself in it. And in fact, of all the animals,
Speaker 2: he's probably in the water the most of the animals
Speaker 2: throughout this story.
Speaker 3: Okay, And what what is the big issue with blues lifestyle.
Speaker 3: It's not so much to the lifestyle. Although he is lazy,
Speaker 3: he mostly just spends the and he brags about it.
Speaker 3: He spends the whole day singing and eating and not
Speaker 3: really dealing with any of life, the cares of the world.
Speaker 3: That's essentially what the Bare Necessities is about. You need
Speaker 3: just the things that make you happy and ignore the
Speaker 3: thing that make you stressed. And he says that directly
Speaker 3: to Mogli, and Mogli's like, hell yeah. And then immediately, I.
Speaker 2: Want to be very clear, immediately upon singing this song
Speaker 2: with Blue, he is kidnapped by a group of wild
Speaker 2: apes monkeys, although led by a single ape king Louis,
Speaker 2: who then kidnap him and take him back to this castle,
Speaker 2: this throne, where they demand that he teach them to
Speaker 2: make fire. He's also kidnapped by a snake who wants
Speaker 2: to eat him. Periodically throughout the story, constantly he is
Speaker 2: sort of finding himself in danger and Blue from other minorities,
Speaker 2: and Blue, who adopted him, who demanded that he take
Speaker 2: on this responsibility, does very little to actually prevent any
Speaker 2: of the danger that comes to him and moreover, to
Speaker 2: help him out of the danger that he's in. Players
Speaker 2: fuck up, even with King Louis, he was kidnapped. Let's
Speaker 2: review this because when he's kidnapped by King Louis, King
Speaker 2: Louis demands that he teaches that Mowgli teach him how
Speaker 2: to make man's fire. That's what he wants is to
Speaker 2: be able to like basically become like a to make
Speaker 2: his way into man's society by learning to make fire.
Speaker 2: But even in that process, they recognize that he's been kidnapped.
Speaker 2: They sneak into this castle to save Mowgli, and the
Speaker 2: reason they struggle to say Mowgli is because Blue hears
Speaker 2: a jazz song so hot that he turns himself into
Speaker 2: a monkey. He puts on monkey like a coconut. He
Speaker 2: puts two coconuts over his lip and a skirt he
Speaker 2: wears a dress. My man, he wears a fi dress
Speaker 2: so that he could look like an ape and dance
Speaker 2: to this song alongside King Louie. This is not an
Speaker 2: upstanding gentleman. This is a knigga.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. I gotta text my girlfriend, you
Speaker 3: are an apology man. Honestly, at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: when I hear all that, it just makes me hurt
Speaker 3: that that's who I was really drawn to in that
Speaker 3: whole movie. This is this what you wanted to be?
Speaker 3: It was if I had to pick Wan. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: will say, and this was a lot of my argument
Speaker 3: towards her. I'm sorry. Is that A lot of the
Speaker 3: blue that I am referencing is the ballue from the
Speaker 3: hit series Talesman.
Speaker 2: Which I think is a very different ballue. I think
Speaker 2: that's very different.
Speaker 3: He's a business owner. He takes care of his nephew
Speaker 3: and sister even though he doesn't have to. He puts
Speaker 3: his family on Louis works for him fighting pirates. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a very valiant man. I do think that that
Speaker 3: is the blue that kind of I identify with the most,
Speaker 3: and that I was lashing out in retaliation to thinking
Speaker 3: that she was coming for that Blue, the Blue in
Speaker 3: the Jungle Book. Yeah, man, it's that's that's that's that's
Speaker 3: a tough pill to swallow. I forgot about don't do
Speaker 3: that because because the tals been Blue still exists. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I think that we with more screen time than
Speaker 3: the I'm gonna watch tales I have Disney. I'm watching
Speaker 3: it right after this.
Speaker 2: I'll say this, I think that's more like a multiverse
Speaker 2: theory than it is the same character. I think that that's. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a world where like.
Speaker 3: A nephew like the Blue family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's generations down the line where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you mean the dude I was named after. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: I'm a little different than him, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like I'm a I'm a different guide than whoever that was.
Speaker 3: Man, this is difficult, but you know, life's about growth,
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes your own I think, you know, you know,
Speaker 3: in retro it doesn't take from the fact that I did.
Speaker 3: Even from Jungle Book, that has always been my favorite character.
Speaker 3: He's a fun character. He's a really cool guy. Fun guy.
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Speaker 2: You know, I've grown to connect to the most out
Speaker 2: of that story is sheer.
Speaker 3: Con figure you are, bro? What's wrong with you? I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be honest. Kan had a point.
Speaker 2: You, Khan had a couple of points.
Speaker 3: I think I said that on the other episode that
Speaker 3: that was what you were gonna like. Bro, listen, I
Speaker 3: go talk to somebody.
Speaker 2: I'm right about this. Let me remind you what seered
Speaker 2: con story is sheer con you do? Sheer Kan was
Speaker 2: a tiger who had been severely hurt injured by the
Speaker 2: attack of a man, a hunter had had hurt him,
Speaker 2: and then he recognized the scar on his face and
Speaker 2: the fire and he had been burned in the In
Speaker 2: the original, I think he had been burned by fire,
Speaker 2: and in the in the new one he had that
Speaker 2: scar from having been attacked by us and shit. But
Speaker 2: the point is is that shar Khan's main motivation was
Speaker 2: being like, our jungle has balance. It has balance that
Speaker 2: we all need to recognize and respect. And this little motherfucker,
Speaker 2: this little weird human being who don't belong here, is
Speaker 2: fucking up the balance. He's making it so that our
Speaker 2: shit ain't working the way it's supposed to. He's gonna
Speaker 2: make it so that more human beings come back and
Speaker 2: threaten all of our lives. We all owe it to
Speaker 2: each other to kill this little motherfucker so that we
Speaker 2: can get back to being jungle animals the way we're
Speaker 2: supposed to be. And while I recognize that that violence
Speaker 2: is not ideal, I do also recognize that that's just
Speaker 2: a militant man doing what needed to be done, rather
Speaker 2: than sitting back and hoping that the man above us
Speaker 2: does the right thing simply because it's supposed to be done.
Speaker 3: Damn, this is I gotta go back and watch this movie, bro.
Speaker 3: And also what's going on? What is this movie really about?
Speaker 2: That's a hard question. I don't think that an.
Speaker 3: Animal farm animal farm type of movie, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? I never thought about it on these levels,
Speaker 3: But now that we're speaking about it, it's not. It
Speaker 3: wasn't written like allegory, right, It's just written as a
Speaker 3: book about the jungle.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I do think there was an
Speaker 2: original jungle book, right, Like the film is based off
Speaker 2: of an actual like story, and I don't know if
Speaker 2: that story was meant to be allegorical or if it
Speaker 2: was just like, no, what if a little brown boy
Speaker 2: lived in a jungle and were raised by wolves? And
Speaker 2: because some of it is stupid, right, there are no
Speaker 2: bears and wolves in a jungle with tigers and snakes
Speaker 2: and shit.
Speaker 3: That's not how that was. Okay. So it was written
Speaker 3: by Richard Kipling.
Speaker 2: Who I'm sure if we looked up any information about him,
Speaker 2: he'd be a good guy.
Speaker 3: Well, he wrote White Man's Burden. Okay, that's what is
Speaker 3: that about? Niggas? What is the wing about? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm mean about The Jungle Book. I read
Speaker 3: about The White Man's Right. So it's in India, so
Speaker 3: it's already about colonialism somewhat, right, mm hmm. So a
Speaker 3: major theme of the book is abandonment followed by fostering,
Speaker 3: as in the Life of Moguli, echoing Kipling's own childhood. Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: The The White Man's Burden is a poem about the
Speaker 2: Philippine American War eighteen ninety nine and nineteen oh two
Speaker 2: that exhorts the United States to assume colonial control of
Speaker 2: the Filipino people and their country. And The White Man's
Speaker 2: Burden Kipling encouraged the American annexation and colonization of the
Speaker 2: Philippine Islands, a Pacific Ocean archipelago conquered in the Three
Speaker 2: Month Spanish American War. And basically he's They describe him
Speaker 2: as an imperialist poet. Yeah, this is a man.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that was the type of poet. Imperialists
Speaker 3: like poetry. I mean it guess back then everybody liked it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is about There's literally a picture on the
Speaker 2: Wikipedia of a white man holding up some sort of
Speaker 2: jungle black and I have no other way of describing that. Character,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna if I can, I'm gonna send it to
Speaker 2: you guys. But it's literally him holding up this this
Speaker 2: jungle black and it's saying that it's I want to
Speaker 2: make sure I get this quote right. It's saying civilizing
Speaker 2: the unwilling savage is the description of the the what's
Speaker 2: happening in this picture. So no, I don't think that
Speaker 2: this was a story written by a good man who
Speaker 2: had good intentions for black people, who are brown people
Speaker 2: in general at all.
Speaker 3: I mean, here's this. A major theme in the book
Speaker 3: is abandonment followed by fostering, as in the Life of Moguli,
Speaker 3: echoing Kipling's old childhood. The theme has echoed in The
Speaker 3: triumphlah blah blah blah blah. Another important theme is of
Speaker 3: law and freedom. The stories are not about animal behavior,
Speaker 3: still less about the Darwinian struggle for survival, but about
Speaker 3: human archetypes and animal forms. They teach respect for authority, obedience,
Speaker 3: and knowing one's place in society with the law of
Speaker 3: the jungle, but the stories also illustrate the freedom to
Speaker 3: move between different worlds, such as when Mogli moves between
Speaker 3: the jungle of the village Critics have also noted the
Speaker 3: essential wildness and lawless energies, and the stories reflecting the
Speaker 3: irresponsible side of human nature. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think that he wrote Blue with good intentions,
Speaker 2: my man.
Speaker 3: God damn it can't a little boy just like a bear.
Speaker 3: He was mostly.
Speaker 2: I don't think they. Yeah, he's not a good guy.
Speaker 2: I don't think that he was writing for that way
Speaker 2: to lift him up. I think he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, some niggas are fun, but you can't trust him,
Speaker 2: and you certainly don't want your kids raised by them.
Speaker 3: Well, in the same way that we took the scraps
Speaker 3: and made soul food, I took Blue and built a
Speaker 3: fairly responsible life around him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you built a father figure out of h out
Speaker 2: of the chitlings of cartoon world.
Speaker 3: You gotta relax. That's maybe that Okay, that is the
Speaker 3: neatest thing anyone's ever said to me. That's probably that's
Speaker 3: that's that's way worse than saying you were born at home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this bear could be my dad.
Speaker 3: Look at this baby.
Speaker 4: I got pretty damp. Clay Richard Kipley don't want me, man,
Speaker 4: but was like, I gotta go.
Speaker 3: I'm drum man. I knew where it was. I'm drunk,
Speaker 3: I been eating.
Speaker 2: I didn't want this, it just happened. I think, man,
Speaker 2: you felt I love the pair of a bear and
Speaker 2: that's a lot to wrestle with. Man, But I I
Speaker 2: encourage everyone out there to really review whether or not
Speaker 2: sheer Khan is the bad guy and said, movie, I
Speaker 2: get it, we're rooting for a tiger to not kill
Speaker 2: a human being. But if you can get past that
Speaker 2: part of it, that he's a murderer and a child
Speaker 2: murderer at that, you'll find a pretty good guy on
Speaker 2: the other side of it.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Wow, this was This was dark and complicated. Also,
Speaker 3: he grew up in India. Yeah, but not the India
Speaker 3: that it was supposed to be. No, no, no, I
Speaker 3: mean he's like he was like on the on the
Speaker 3: forefront of colonialism. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think this was very much a story of the
Speaker 2: colonized and being like, look at them living amongst the animals.
Speaker 2: I bet these animals could teach them a thing or
Speaker 2: two about what it means to be a person. Man,
Speaker 2: God damn well, I said that motherfucker write a song.
Speaker 3: Huh? Come on? So catchy.
Speaker 2: Reached the top end and had to stop. And that's
Speaker 2: what's bothering me. I want to be a man, man
Speaker 2: cub and stroll right into town and think just like
Speaker 2: the other men. I'm tied of monking around. Oh oh
Speaker 2: oh man. Yeah no, thank got Goofy's still there for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Goofy.
Speaker 2: There's no bad history with Goofy. Don't look it up,
Speaker 2: but there's no bad history with Goofy.
Speaker 3: A lot of my problem is we were talking about
Speaker 3: this because obviously this conversation went on for days. I
Speaker 3: couldn't keep it. I was kind of more of a
Speaker 3: Pete guy anyways.
Speaker 2: Fuck that's he's way meaner than talking fucking sheer Kan.
Speaker 2: What Pete is way meaner than shear Kan. Pete is balling,
Speaker 2: Pete is he hater?
Speaker 3: Pete was a business owner, bitch paid off his house.
Speaker 3: Bad little Puerto Rican bache nigga was I had the
Speaker 3: big as r V with a basketball court. Pete was
Speaker 3: doing it up.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you watched a GOV movie?
Speaker 3: Three days ago? You you were ready for I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, I'll be honest, I'm surprised you're advocating as
Speaker 2: it was a different past but but I'll keep going.
Speaker 2: You're advocating for him, as if the entire movie isn't
Speaker 2: hinged on him, just being a hater against him.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm saying. He is a man who pulled
Speaker 3: himself up by his bootstraps. Did he vote for Trump? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: there's some mystery in his history.
Speaker 2: Does he think Cosby did it? No? No, he doesn't
Speaker 2: think Cosby.
Speaker 3: But you see a black man who got a business,
Speaker 3: built a life for himself, and appreciates the finer things
Speaker 3: in life. The nigga had a pulling alli in his RV.
Speaker 2: He did have a bowling RV. Come on and a
Speaker 2: swimming at the top.
Speaker 3: Gave us man, Goofy a little job. Goofy is is
Speaker 3: incompetent that that's not what you grew up next door
Speaker 3: to me. Come on over here, We're gonna I got
Speaker 3: your little job. But see that's where you fucked up.
Speaker 3: Because he can he can talk to children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he was really good at that job that
Speaker 2: he gave them, and Pete was really bad at the
Speaker 2: job that Pete gave him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's not a worker, he's a bos Delegating
Speaker 3: is its own skill.
Speaker 5: All right, And you say, so, I don't think the
Speaker 5: lesson a. We all have problems, like we're all we're
Speaker 5: all dealing with it. Okay, you're a bad guy, I'm lazy.
Speaker 5: We have issues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we got problems for sure. You're you're blue.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Khan and and what and what none of us.
Speaker 2: I don't know what Olivia is, but but it's probably Bagheera.
Speaker 3: I think you gotta be Bagheera here. Olivia tell you
Speaker 3: that because you're trying to keep us on track.
Speaker 2: You're just always trying to keep the business going. And
Speaker 2: unfortunately that's a real Bagheera ass strait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Will Ferrell is mowtly, our.
Speaker 2: Sweet little Indian boy, Will Ferrell.
Speaker 3: Oh man, this one was a real wild ride. Man.
Speaker 2: Now, we talked. We talked it through and I hope
Speaker 2: that you feel we Although I don't think you feel better,
Speaker 2: you at least feel like maybe peace has been found
Speaker 2: inside of this.
Speaker 3: I feel, yeah, you know, I have to tick a
Speaker 3: walk or whatever, really sit with some things. But ultimately,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm glad we had this talk.
Speaker 2: Sometimes needing to apologize to my wife makes us closer,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I get that for sure.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Yeah, you just gotta be like, Yeah, I recognized
Speaker 2: where I failed and I want to be better, and.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for yelling in bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah I want to listen more and talk less.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, I'm sorry for feeling attacked and screaming
Speaker 3: at you in the morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, when I pushed the trashcan over, I see now
Speaker 2: that that was too much.
Speaker 3: On my hot head.
Speaker 2: You know that. But I would never hit you. I
Speaker 2: would never hit you.
Speaker 3: WHOA, that wasn't even up for grabs.
Speaker 6: Don't do that, yo, that's not you What that means?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Well, can you tell the people where they can find
Speaker 2: you on what cool.
Speaker 3: Shit you got going on?
Speaker 2: See, I still got what I got in me.
Speaker 3: I can't fix that, no, sane, that's I think. That's
Speaker 3: ultimately the thing about the show is that we are
Speaker 3: just who we are, man. But we're all trying, and
Speaker 3: that's really all you can do out there. Just try
Speaker 3: every day, try to get a little bit better every day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't your girl, and don't hit or your boy or
Speaker 3: your boy.
Speaker 2: Don't hit each other, I think is key each other.
Speaker 3: Don't hit Yeah, you have a daughter, I'm sure you
Speaker 3: have to say it sometimes, don't bite, don't hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't bite. She she has hit in the past,
Speaker 2: but I think she's past that for the most part.
Speaker 2: She doesn't really hit anymore.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not like she's not like a hitter.
Speaker 2: No, my daughter, I think, is going to be an
Speaker 2: emotional abuser if I were to guess like her daddy.
Speaker 3: Just like her daddy.
Speaker 2: She she torments me in ways that I never anticipated
Speaker 2: a small child could torment me.
Speaker 3: But yet here we are, and I don't know how
Speaker 3: you fix that.
Speaker 2: There's no like quick catchphrase or being like, hey, don't
Speaker 2: don't gaslight, don't don't love momby your father.
Speaker 3: Man, Bro, you're going through it and just beating my
Speaker 3: ass in a different kind of way. Uh, it's complicated
Speaker 3: out here, you know it is. You want to tell
Speaker 3: other people.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Didn't finish telling them where they can find you?
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great show. That's everything that I
Speaker 2: think you need to do as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3: Bye, bitch.
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