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Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, two people are jumping back into

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Speaker 1: the dating pool at the same time. One is an

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Speaker 1: attractive young woman who has a good job. She's extremely

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Speaker 1: active in her personal life and just wants to meet

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Speaker 1: a normal, stable guy.

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Speaker 2: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: And that's where our other lonely single swoops in and

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Speaker 1: he's got game for days. We call him timid Benjamin.

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Speaker 3: No, man, he's about to bait the hook to catch

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Speaker 3: himself a honey. We'll see if she bites in your

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Speaker 3: phone down right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hi? Hello? Is this hi?

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Speaker 2: Who's my name is Benjamin? Is this Lauren?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Who am I speaking to?

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Speaker 2: I think I said it before. I'll repeat myself. It's

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Speaker 2: been I was talking. It's Benjaminute.

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Speaker 4: Okay do I know you?

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Speaker 2: Not yet, but you're about to be.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's sound a little bit crazy.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Mariah? Your your friend? I work with her?

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, you're you're your bad you're her band?

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Speaker 2: Okay, guilty as charged?

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Speaker 4: What What can I help you with?

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Speaker 2: So? So I heard that you are unattached, me.

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Speaker 4: Too, unattached, like like single, yeah and ready to mingle?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I'm single and not ready to mingle.

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Speaker 2: That's not what Mariah told me. She says curiously, she says,

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Speaker 2: you're down to clown?

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Speaker 4: What when did she say this?

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Speaker 2: Yesterday? When we were talking yesterday?

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: She showed me your picture and I was like, wow,

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Speaker 2: I think to get up on that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't think I'm ready for any

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Speaker 4: of that.

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Speaker 2: I'm it's okay, I'm not ready either. I'm looking more

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Speaker 2: for a hit it and quit it situation.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, is that.

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Speaker 2: What you do?

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Speaker 4: You do?

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Speaker 2: You like to be hit and then quit upon.

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Speaker 4: Benjamin, You're gonna have to slow your role on that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what Maya specifically told you, but I'm

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Speaker 4: not that type of woman.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was just trying to be polite and went

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Speaker 2: off of what you said that you weren't ready for

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Speaker 2: a long term thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm not ready for another relationship and I'm not

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Speaker 4: ready for any of your hitting and quitting situation that

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Speaker 4: you got going on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what if I just slap it and then

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Speaker 2: lap it?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: I don't know?

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Speaker 4: I don't even I don't even know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I apologize. I don't really know either. I'm just

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Speaker 2: reading things off of the internet condtional.

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Speaker 4: Wow, So maybe that same internet would be good for

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Speaker 4: you to find someone else, because, like I said, I

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Speaker 4: am not looking for a relationship. I am not like.

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Speaker 2: You talk too much.

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Speaker 4: You're me right now?

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Speaker 2: Can I send you a pick?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what kind of pick you're gonna

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Speaker 4: send me, but I'm really not interested.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and then I'll show you no.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand what the word no is?

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Speaker 2: I just sent it to myself and I liked it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, putting that in favorites.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it was nice talking to you, but not really.

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Speaker 2: It's been nice. You have the voice of an angel.

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Speaker 4: Okay that maybe if you had started with that, maybe

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Speaker 4: it would have been fine.

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Speaker 2: But everything else to do the reverse and start all over. Wow,

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Speaker 2: people call me big b Oh.

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Speaker 4: My goodness, Yeah, yeah saying that tonight? Okay that yeah, Ben,

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to hang up right now. I need

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Speaker 4: you need a song.

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Speaker 2: Mariah never told me that you were such a frigid witch.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Well Mariah should have told you that, I am.

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Speaker 2: She should have been more. She said, she said that

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Speaker 2: you were ripe for.

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Speaker 4: Picking, for picking, Oh my goodness. When I see her?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, did I say picking, I misspoke. I meant ripe

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Speaker 2: for pranking.

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is this is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 4: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Gotcha a three pointer downtown?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: What? What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, what do you mean this as a

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Speaker 4: prank call?

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Speaker 1: My name is actually jeff You're on the radio right

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Speaker 1: now on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tapp on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh Myke, you gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you up to this? She did?

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Speaker 1: She set you up because she told us that she

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Speaker 1: was trying to hook you up with a date because

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Speaker 1: you were getting back into the dating pool, but you

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Speaker 1: were kind of hesitant.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I just hear so many like horrible stories

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Speaker 4: about people just like being, you know, randomly's set up,

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Speaker 4: and you should let.

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Speaker 2: Them set you up so I can knock them down.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's just a creepy voice.

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