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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. We'll

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Speaker 1: get to this. Mitch McConnell's stepping down stuff. Another oddity

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Speaker 1: that's kind of proving a point I've been making that

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Speaker 1: All that, so much more is coming up still on

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin here and

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Speaker 1: look there there are few times for people like you

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Speaker 1: and people like me to celebrate anymore. I mean, when

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about national political wins, we have, contrary to

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Speaker 1: We have been running for school boards and state houses

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Speaker 1: how many times have you celebrated or had a reason

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Speaker 1: to celebrate something Hasn't been many, has it. It's just that, Look,

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Speaker 1: celebration today from the right, from many on the right

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Speaker 1: about Mitch McConnell. Now, let's just go over the news

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Speaker 1: in case you just woke up and you missed it.

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell stepped up and announced that he will be

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Speaker 1: not that he is, that he will be stepping down

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Speaker 1: as the minority leader of the GOP Senate. Of course,

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Speaker 1: he gave a bunch of rambling, mumbling mess that didn't

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Speaker 2: I know the politics was in party at this particular

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Oh, that's a bunch of crap. Here's what

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Speaker 1: actually happened today, or what's been happening, Mitch McConnell. Look,

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Speaker 1: there's you and I were used to betrayal from GOP leadership.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of the mo of GOP leadership, whether it

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Speaker 1: We're used to being sold out by our leaders. Democrats

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Speaker 1: been the way it's always been. And within the caucus,

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Speaker 1: we'll just make this about the Senate, but the same

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Speaker 1: thing applies to the House. But making it about the Senate.

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Speaker 1: Within the GOP caucus, with the elected GOP senators, there's

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Speaker 1: always a certain amount of betrayal they will take from

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Speaker 1: for that. One. Remember, he has raised gobs and gobs

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Speaker 1: for their Senate races. So as they sit there luxuriating

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Speaker 1: got a staff of one hundred people, you fly private

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell really helped. So I'll kind of let his

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Speaker 1: latest misdeed go. But you can only let so much go.

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell has given out a lot of money, so

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Speaker 1: they let a lot go. But what he kept doing,

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell, especially over the last couple of years, did

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Speaker 1: this repeatedly. Remember remember the Omnibus Bill. Everyone else is

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Speaker 1: I'm Irish, and so I just don't let things go.

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Speaker 1: The GOP won back the House at the midterms. The

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Speaker 1: That Congress, in that special little window is known as

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Speaker 1: one of the most treasonous bills I've ever seen attempt

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Speaker 1: enforcing anything. And Mitch McConnell was the one behind it all.

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Speaker 1: He made poor James T. Langford be the face of

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell, behind the scenes, just tried to guarantee illegal

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Speaker 1: how much money he's handed out to them, or money

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Speaker 1: They said, okay, that's enough, And all kinds of sources

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Speaker 2: Ukrainian people are courageous and innocent, and they deserve our help.

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Speaker 2: President Zelensky is an inspiring leader, But the most basic

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Speaker 2: the Russian invaders are cold, hard, practical American interests. Well,

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Speaker 2: That's the number one priority with the United States right now,

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Speaker 2: according to most Republicans, that's sort of how we see

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Speaker 1: Yeah, lost out of touch, completely blind to the base,

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Speaker 1: and I do not have confirmation on this I'm hearing.

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Speaker 1: I say, all of our rulers have the same three

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Speaker 1: We're talking a little bit more about Mitch McConnell, and

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Speaker 1: So the good news is Mitch McConnell's stepping down. There's

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Speaker 1: the timing. Is Mitch McConnell stepping down today, tomorrow, next week? No,

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump despise each other with the

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell did he bent over backwards to help the

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Speaker 1: communists impeach Trump and take him down. Trump, of course

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Speaker 1: really bad between those two gentlemen. Does Mitch McConnell seem

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Speaker 1: six months of his power to destroy the man he

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Speaker 1: hates more than anyone else. Yeah, he does. I'm very

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Speaker 1: concerned about what Mitch McConnell might pull when it comes

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Speaker 1: to the twenty twenty four presidential election, which prompts which

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Speaker 1: begs the question, of course, but Jesse, what might he pull?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Mitch McConnell's been a power operator in

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Speaker 1: It's about the Nazi takeover of a small town in Europe.

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Speaker 1: Every American citizen should watch it. It shows how they

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Speaker 1: systematically took over this town by controlling the schools and

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Speaker 1: the newspapers and putting corrupt and easily controlled officials in power.

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Speaker 1: It's really quite revealing. Well, I told you about going

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Speaker 1: to that Gestapo museum. When we were in Germany over

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Speaker 1: Christmas time. We went into the Gestapo Museum and it

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Speaker 1: was so fascinating to study the timeline because they have

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Speaker 1: it laid out chronologically. When you walk in, you're going

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Speaker 1: through and you're trying to figure out, okay, you begin

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Speaker 1: in the beginning year wise, and you watch how they

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Speaker 1: slowly but surely consume a society. Talk a little bit

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Speaker 1: about that more in a second hang on, it is

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. We are going to get to

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Speaker 1: this Biden having trouble with his own primary voters. To

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Speaker 1: get to that here in a few minutes from now,

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Speaker 1: maybe ten minutes from now. They're arresting one of our

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Speaker 1: own reporters, Steve Baker, now being forced to turn himself in.

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Speaker 1: But first, remember you can download the entire show. Every

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Speaker 1: minute of the show is podcasted on iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes.

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Speaker 1: You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: Jesse this in reference to this, I was talking yesterday

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Speaker 1: about how how many guys who are currently in the

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Speaker 1: military are so sick of it. And there are best guys, right,

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Speaker 1: They're so sick of all the endless garbage, all the

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Speaker 1: endless DEI, all this crap that they're getting out. And

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Speaker 1: the retention crisis in the military is more dire than

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Speaker 1: the recruiting crisis because we're having this huge brain drain.

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Speaker 1: And I know this because you email me. The guys

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Speaker 1: who are in listen to the show, and we love that,

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Speaker 1: and they email me and tell me they don't all

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Speaker 1: keep it secret. Here's another one. Got it today, Jesse

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Speaker 1: I wrote the memo resigning my commission during the Army

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Speaker 1: Transgender briefing. The first slide of the PowerPoint was a

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Speaker 1: guy in a three day beard putting on lipstick. This

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Speaker 1: was in the Trump years. I cannot imagine what it

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Speaker 1: is like now. Actually asked me not to say his name.

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Speaker 1: Remember I never say your name unless you explicitly tell

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Speaker 1: me I can. It's all it takes. These guys don't

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Speaker 1: want to fight under that, they will not serve under that. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I know we all think Fredo's are the best munchies

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Speaker 1: chili cheese, barbecue or original. What's your favorite. I don't

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Speaker 1: know that I would argue that Fredo's are the best munchie.

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Speaker 1: I'm pro Fredo. Chris is anti Freedo. I've argued before,

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Speaker 1: and look, I don't want to get into too heavy

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Speaker 1: of a subject here on the show that we actually

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Speaker 1: were cheated out of perfection, cheated out of perfection by Fredo.

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Speaker 1: And I'm a little bit bitter about this. And here's

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Speaker 1: what I mean. The chili cheese free Doo is almost

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Speaker 1: the perfect chip, almost the perfect chip. It has the

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Speaker 1: perfect kind of flavor chili cheese. They got it in

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Speaker 1: the right proportion. It has the right amount. You're not

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Speaker 1: pulling out You're never pulling out a chili cheese free

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Speaker 1: do out of a chili cheese free do bag and saying, wow,

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Speaker 1: this one's basically playing. There's no seasoning on it. So

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Speaker 1: whatever they're doing, they're getting that perfect chili cheese seasoning

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Speaker 1: to sit right there on the chip. So it has

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Speaker 1: the perfect amount of seasoning. It has the perfect type

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Speaker 1: of seasoning, It has the perfect crunch. Let's be honest here.

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Speaker 1: I like pringles. I'm not anti pringle, but I enjoy

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Speaker 1: I'll certainly eat some pringles if you put pringles in

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Speaker 1: front of me. I'm a health nut like that. Pringles

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Speaker 1: are good. They're a little soft, aren't they. They're a

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Speaker 1: little soft. I need a little more bite than that

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Speaker 1: in my chip bite see that pun And let's look,

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Speaker 1: let's go the other end of the skep spectrum. These

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Speaker 1: are big today. You see them all over the place,

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Speaker 1: some version of kettle chips, and there's a million different

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Speaker 1: you know, miss Vickys, and all these kettle and all

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Speaker 1: these other kinds. Shut up, Chris, I know stuff. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Miss Vickys, Let's be honest. Kettle chips and don't be

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Speaker 1: writing me insulting emails acting like I'm a woman. Kettle

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Speaker 1: chips are a little too hard. They are. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to risk injury when I eat a chip. If

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Speaker 1: I bite down wrong, I'm at e I'm at the er. What, Chris, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have dentures. I'm not talking about like I

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Speaker 1: can't candle the crunch. What do you talk about, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it anyway. They're a little hard, right,

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Speaker 1: But Freedo's Frito's are perfect except for this. The chili

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Speaker 1: cheese Freedo is almost the perfect chip. But the size,

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Speaker 1: they're too small. They're too small. If I want to,

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Speaker 1: and I often do, if I want to take my

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Speaker 1: chip and dip it in a caso of some kind,

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Speaker 1: I deserve an option to dip my chip in a

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Speaker 1: caso of some kind. If I try to do that

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Speaker 1: with the chili cheese Freedo, I have to gather more

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Speaker 1: than one because they're so small. I have to get

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Speaker 1: three or four, And then I'm trying to get it

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Speaker 1: in the dip without getting the dip all over my fingers.

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Speaker 1: But now all dang, I got some dip on my fingers.

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Speaker 1: Now do I lick it off. Wait, no, I can't.

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Speaker 1: The wife is looking. She'll be disgusted by me. Should

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Speaker 1: I wipe it on my pants?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Then she'll that and then you'll be upset. What do

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Speaker 1: I even do? You can't dip them? And I know

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Speaker 1: what you're already saying right now, I can hear it

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Speaker 1: you're saying, Jesse, but try the Freedo scoops. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: like Freedo's scoops unless they've put these out and I

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Speaker 1: haven't seen it. They don't make Friedo's scoops in chili

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Speaker 1: cheese flavored one and two. The crunch is not the same.

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Speaker 1: When they adjusted the size, they added a little too

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Speaker 1: much crunch the chili cheese Freedo. All it is to

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Speaker 1: me is a reminder of what might have been. That's

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Speaker 1: all what Chris? And look again, the bigger ones get

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Speaker 1: too hard and then you wake up the next day

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Speaker 1: and your jaw hurts and it's swollen. And then you

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Speaker 1: sit there and you say to yourself, man, why didn't

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Speaker 1: I take relief factor last night? I forgot to take

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Speaker 1: my relief factor? And now these Friedos have my job,

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Speaker 1: oh so swollen and painful. And you'll know you'll be

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Speaker 1: saying to yourself in that moment, man, relief Factor. It's

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Speaker 1: and my back and my neck and my muscle and

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Speaker 1: my joints and my jaw from the crunchy fritos. I

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Speaker 1: think I'll remember to take my Relief Factor every day

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Speaker 1: from now on. I know that's what you'll be saying.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'll be saying. Go get a free or

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Speaker 1: Three week quick start kit nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.

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Speaker 1: That's all they say, three weeks. They understand that once

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Speaker 1: Call the number one eight hundred to number four Relief

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Speaker 1: dot com. All right, dear cheeseburger maestro. So have you

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Speaker 1: noticed men will text like women? Now? My friends message

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Speaker 1: me and add exclamation points to every sentence, as well

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Speaker 1: as adding emojis and other effeminate characteristics. How would patten

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Speaker 1: Washington Grant or General Kelly respond to a message with

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Speaker 1: such feminized qualities. Thank you, all right, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris, you don't even know what I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 1: I have been broken down over the years by the wife,

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Speaker 1: the kids, and I don't make a habit of it

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Speaker 1: at all. But I hate saying this. I hate admitting

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Speaker 1: this to you. I have texted emojis before, I have

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Speaker 1: I have what, Chris not, No, not a lot. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a thirteen year old girl. It's not a lot.

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Speaker 1: But sometimes, especially if you know my boys, will send

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Speaker 1: me a joke, lots of times it'll be stupid, or

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Speaker 1: I'll be on the air or something, and I'll want

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Speaker 1: to be the nice do the nice thing and pretend

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Speaker 1: like it's funny. Sometimes it's easy to just biop press

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Speaker 1: that button of the guy laughing, like the little yellow

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Speaker 1: guy on your phone. You just go boop and send

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Speaker 1: a picture of him laughing, and then you've really taken

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Speaker 1: care of everything. I don't have to type anything out.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to write a sentence saying that's funny.

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Speaker 1: So I don't want you to think I'm out there

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Speaker 1: texting hearts and things like that to people because I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm really not, but I am ashamed. I am ashamed

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Speaker 1: that I've texted emojis before. All Right, there, I said it.

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Speaker 1: Now let's talk about what happened in Michigan yesterday. The

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Speaker 1: primary goes right along the lines of something we've been

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Speaker 1: talking about also, how they use government for their purposes.

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Speaker 1: We still have an hour hang on