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Speaker 1: What else do we have to see? Page nine? Look

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Speaker 1: like a Mallard meet and greet from Alf the alien

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Speaker 1: opiner who's addicted to Hey, we need an intervention. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to talk to your wife. Alf, you need

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Speaker 1: an intervention? Dude on this Ai saff What do we got?

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Speaker 1: Shiny slithering supersized shitsu salami side show from far out Dave?

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Speaker 1: What else? Oho? Texo said? Look like a third world country?

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Speaker 1: Babboons took us from? Jason Rod said, look like it

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Speaker 1: went boom. Look like a nice place to raise a

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Speaker 1: family from ferg Dog. That's his answer. I can't read

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Speaker 1: that on the air. All right, do you Mary Max,

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Speaker 1: do you have an answer to the Mallard Riddle of

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Speaker 1: the Day. Gary cohen Metz broadcaster said, downtown Saint Louis

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Speaker 1: look like blank, my bedroom, your bedroom? All right? Is

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Speaker 1: that correct? No? That is not correct. You correct the answer.

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Speaker 1: Mets broadcaster Gary Cohenes said, downtown Saint Louis look like

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Speaker 1: it was hit by a new tron bomb. There's nobody there.

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Speaker 1: He said, where's everybody? Where did they all go? Where

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Speaker 1: did the people go? Yeah, let's go to the phones

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Speaker 1: and we'll say hello to uh let's say hello to

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Speaker 1: Doc Mike from who knows where it used to be

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Speaker 1: in Chicago. He's all over the country. Hello that you

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Speaker 1: got the doc locked and load of Hello Doc.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got in here at three o'clock yesterday afternoon

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Speaker 3: and I heard about Tiger's problems. Who better than Doc

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Speaker 3: Mike helped this guy?

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Speaker 1: You know, I was hoping you would call up Doc

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Speaker 1: because Tiger Woods definitely needs your help. And what advice

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Speaker 1: would you give, Doc Mike? What would you give to

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Speaker 1: Tiger Woods? What kind of advice would you give him?

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, we start with his endorph and

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Speaker 3: rage that this guy has a lot of people, a

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Speaker 3: lot of athletes go through this.

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Speaker 2: And wind up.

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Speaker 1: Now, Doc just just for the record, he didn't look

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Speaker 1: like he had a lot of rage. He was falling

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Speaker 1: asleep while the cops were talking to.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's alcohol and drugs, and that's what I do.

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Speaker 3: I get people off of drugs. That's why I went

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Speaker 3: to jail twice because I was stopping the money train.

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Speaker 3: And I've taken many people off of many medications.

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Speaker 1: Now, are you, Doc Mike, Tiger Tiger Woods is going

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Speaker 1: to some kind of rehab outside of the United States.

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Speaker 1: Are you willing? Are you willing to travel to try

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Speaker 1: to get a word with Tiger Woods.

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Speaker 3: I'm more mobile than your mobile phone. You know that. Ecuador, Norway, England, Canada, Australia,

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Speaker 3: Puerto Rico.

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Speaker 1: All right, well can you send out? Let's send us

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Speaker 1: out on the Fox Sports radio account, Tiger Woods Doc Mike.

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Speaker 1: And do you need to get paid for this doc

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Speaker 1: or is this pro bono?

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Speaker 3: I haven't changed my donation rate since nineteen eighty nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 1: Eight, Okay, so it's just a small donation. So Tiger

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Speaker 1: Woods Doc Mike is coming to the rescue here. And

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Speaker 1: what do you think pineapple fruit smoothie.

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Speaker 3: That's that's part of it. And there's a new one

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Speaker 3: out by Harmless. They've got a coconut smoothie. It's delicious

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Speaker 3: and perfect for withdrawal from any drug. Because you know

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Speaker 3: that's how addictions work. Excuse me, that's why there's two

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Speaker 3: sockets on your wall for your appliances. You'll unplug one

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Speaker 3: addiction and you plug in another.

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Speaker 2: Helpful.

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Speaker 1: And where are you at? By the way, you didn't

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Speaker 1: You said you drove and you just oh, you're back

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Speaker 1: in Chicago. Okay, you're back in Chicago.

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Speaker 3: Tonight at seven o'clock. She's leaving a foreign country. I

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Speaker 3: want to see your daughter in England, but I'm going

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Speaker 3: to see her before she leaves.

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Speaker 1: All right, very good? All right, look at you, doc,

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Speaker 1: it's been a while. We haven't talked in a while.

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Speaker 1: You're not a regular caller anymore.

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Speaker 3: Doc, guy, Well I'm in sleeping Well you you're yet

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Speaker 3: and you.

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Speaker 1: Know I understand. But we're here for you if you

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Speaker 1: want to. You want to call up and yeap away

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Speaker 1: you want to take.

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Speaker 2: A call, of course, But one second, Keith and Joliette

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Speaker 2: wants to go to Cincinnati and meet me there for

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Speaker 2: your gas bag.

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Speaker 1: Agg Are you are you going to drive down to Cincinnati?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be there April twenty fifth.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna be pissed that far in a good wind. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's real.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're more than welcome if you want to come

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Speaker 1: down and hang out with us. We're gonna be there.

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Speaker 1: We don't have the venue yet. I'll let you know

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Speaker 1: about the venue, but you're more than welcome about venue.

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Speaker 3: Where it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have one yet. We're gonna we're gonna

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Speaker 1: announce that. But the famous story about Doc Mike is

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Speaker 1: I did a the original Kansas City meet and greet,

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Speaker 1: which was what year was that? Doc? That was a

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Speaker 1: while back, a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, but Doc

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Speaker 1: showed up, drove down from Chicago, and Doc set up

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Speaker 1: his own table, signing autographs. Do you remember that, Doc? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your T shirt, the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Jeopardy Owl

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Speaker 1: was like, what is going on here? And I said,

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Speaker 1: that's Doc. You got the doc right there, and you

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Speaker 1: gave me your license plate. After that, I said, that's

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Speaker 1: the great Doc Mike right there. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: I got I don't know if I have time, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll do a call. How about this doc. Let's say hello,

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Speaker 1: Levon Coop. Let's say Hello to Dorko, the comedian. Dorko,

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Speaker 1: you're on with Doc Mike. Hello Dorco and Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I've got patients in Hawaii. Hello Dorko, what's your

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Speaker 3: medical question?

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Speaker 1: I don't hear. I don't hear. I don't hear. Dorko.

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Speaker 3: You know he told me about what?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's it's a uh, it's just it's early drinking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he did get arrested. H Blind Sophie is next. Blind Sophie,

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Speaker 1: you're on with Doc Mike.

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Speaker 3: Keith Mike, Dude, Ben, don't dude, don't let me, don't

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Speaker 3: let him take my time. This guy is a pizza prep.

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Speaker 3: He's like the Irish guy Bend. He's using you.

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Speaker 6: These people use you.

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00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: Eddie Garcia used you.

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Speaker 3: Eddie Garcia can never work in radio. He used you.

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Speaker 7: The guy does a podcast.

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Speaker 1: So why are you so angry? Blind Sophie, I understand.

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Speaker 1: Why can't we get the night? You have like multiple personalites?

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Speaker 1: Why can't we ever get the nice, Blind Sophie? Why

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Speaker 1: do we always next? All right? Poppy is in San Diego.

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Speaker 1: Hello Poppy, You're on with Doc Mike. Hello Poppy.

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Speaker 4: No, no, Ben Mallard.

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Speaker 1: I need to have my own segment. This guy can't

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Speaker 1: take my time. You know better, Ben, how's come everyone's

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00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: doing here? Everyone's a diva. You're all divas. Every one

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Speaker 1: of you people are divas. All of you people divas.

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Speaker 1: All right, nobody wants to talk to you, Doc, I

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Speaker 1: gotta go anyway, but I'll message. I'll let you know

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Speaker 1: when we find the venue, and you're more than welcome

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Speaker 1: to come down and hang out with us. Okay, you'd

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Speaker 1: be great to say here. All right, Well, there you go, Doc,

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Speaker 1: Mike in Living Color in Cincinnati. That's great. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to find a I'm a hat guy. Since the

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Speaker 1: hair went away, I was gonna get like a WKRP hat.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find one like that would fit my head.

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Speaker 1: That's the greatest radio station of all time, and nobody

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Speaker 1: under the age of like fifty knows what that is. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: It is the Bane Malor Show, Big Ben's Lame Jokes

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Speaker 1: all the Week, Big Ben's lame jokes of the Week.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next.

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Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor

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Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Bean Malor Show,

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Speaker 1: an East Coast team's playing on the West Coast, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes we get covered up by postgame propaganda. You want

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Speaker 1: on whatever device you're using. And not only that, but

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Speaker 1: you can hear the Ben Maler Show podcast, the Fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour podcast. New episode will be dropping later today. Check

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Speaker 1: it all out right there, amazing on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 4: Knock Knock, who's there?

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Speaker 1: Blame We blame we too. It's Big Ben's lame joke

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Speaker 1: of the week and way we go, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Let's do it here Big Ben's lame Jokes a week.

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Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners, and is my

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Speaker 1: my colleague weed Man, hippie? Is he here? My guy

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Speaker 1: in Miami? My unpaid correspondent? Hello, weed Man chuckles? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? I? Have you recovered from being covered up

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Speaker 1: by Eddie the other day? Have you gotten over.

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Speaker 4: That by I was terrible?

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Speaker 1: All we'll be back to normal next week. I don't

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Speaker 1: have anyone's schedule to come in next week. Here we go. Now,

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Speaker 1: we got a bunch of Tiger Woods jokes, so let's

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Speaker 1: have some fun. What do you say, right, nobody died,

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Speaker 1: We're allowed to do Tiger Woods jokes. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: All right, these are actual jokes by actual listeners, guaranteed

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Speaker 1: humans send into the show. What do uh? Let's see

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Speaker 1: what do Dak Prescott and Tiger Woods have in common?

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Speaker 1: What they can't finish drives? Why did tyger Woods this

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Speaker 1: some frank in parts unknown? Why did Tiger Woods get

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Speaker 1: arrested for dui? Why he couldn't find his driver? He

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Speaker 1: couldn't find it? A joke? Yeah, yes, cool. Let's see here.

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Speaker 1: What's tiger Wood's new pre round warm up?

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Speaker 3: What? Well?

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Speaker 1: He does a quick rollover in the driveway and then

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Speaker 1: he's he's good to go on that you got Tiger

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Speaker 1: Woods any Tiger Woods jokes, Coop anything over there? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's all right. What's the difference between

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Speaker 1: a lion and a tiger? What? Well, a lion can't

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Speaker 1: get a d UI, but a tiger shirt can. That's

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Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. And uh, let's see it. Well,

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Speaker 1: Ben says here George and Rochester, Minnesota says Ben was

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Speaker 1: bragging about bragging to the crew about Moxie, his dog

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Speaker 1: had had learned some some new tricks. Well, it turns

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Speaker 1: out Justin Cooper said, big deal, I know a tiger

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Speaker 1: that can roll over. So there you go. That's George

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Speaker 1: in Rochester, Minnesota. Thank you that laugh insert laugh track here.

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Speaker 1: Hey weed man, why was Tiger Woods crouching down on

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Speaker 1: the side of the road with his putter? Why well,

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Speaker 1: he was trying to read which way his truck was

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Speaker 1: going to roll. He was trying to I was from Fargo, Fargo.

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Speaker 1: Pete sent that one in from North Dakota. Big Ben's

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Speaker 1: lame jokes the week. What's the difference between tiger between

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Speaker 1: weed man and Tiger Woods? What, Well, weed man can

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Speaker 1: drive over three hundred and fifty yards when he's high.

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Speaker 1: So there is that. And this person did not send

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Speaker 1: their name in so we'll just anonymous. We'll call them.

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Speaker 1: What's tiger Woods new range rovers slogan after this accident?

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Speaker 1: What range rover built for the rope over there? You

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Speaker 1: go all right, and now you on? Those are okay?

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Speaker 1: Those are like sea level jokes for Tiger. We can

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Speaker 1: do better. We can do better. What was in weed

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Speaker 1: Man's easter basket? What a chocolate bunny and lots and

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Speaker 1: lots of grass. That's from Dennis in Detroit. Why did

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Speaker 1: weed Man cancel his late season ski trip to Denver? Why? Well,

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Speaker 1: you figured, what's the point? I'm already a mile high

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Speaker 1: here in Miami.

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Speaker 4: Why am I going to Denver?

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Speaker 1: How do you know weed Man is lazy? How the

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Speaker 1: malor cow is working harder bringing home money than weed Man.

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Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin, No Cowboy Drew. There's a Mallard cow.

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Speaker 1: And there's a cow named Mallard in I believe in Minnesota,

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Speaker 1: and it's producing eight and a half gallons of delicious

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Speaker 1: milk every day, every day. Did you hear that? Weed

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Speaker 1: Man hippie applied for a job as a search and

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Speaker 1: rescue ranger.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah he heard they they're always looking for someone.

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Speaker 1: That's George and Uvaldi. There we sent that one. Did

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Speaker 1: you hear that weed man hippie wants He once ran

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Speaker 1: one hundred miles just to buy some weed. Wow? Really,

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Speaker 1: now that story sounds too far fetched to be true.

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Speaker 1: So now that's how George and Gibaldi there. Why why

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Speaker 1: was weed Man not able to use his lawnmower? Why well,

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Speaker 1: he always left the grass too high. That's Mike the leprecaun.

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Speaker 1: What did what did the cow? What did the cow

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Speaker 1: name weed Man say to the other cow? What the

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Speaker 1: grass is always greener on the other side?

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Speaker 2: And there you go?

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Speaker 1: All right, now we got one more. All right? Why

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Speaker 1: did weed man struggle at school? Why well, his teachers

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Speaker 1: had high expectations for him. High expect amazing job, weed Man.

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Speaker 1: Get some sleep, you, saund a little tired today, so

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Speaker 1: get a little rest there, weed Man hit me. Lame

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