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Speaker 2: Second date up date text to seven, eight, five, nine
Speaker 2: to two. And this is for the guys out there,
Speaker 2: What is the craziest thing you ever did for a
Speaker 2: girl spontaneously on a first date? It's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning. And I'll ask jose hose craziest spontaneous
Speaker 2: thing that you've ever done for a girl on the date?
Speaker 2: There was one time you know when you're leaving like
Speaker 2: a restaurant in a theater and they have somebody selling
Speaker 2: single roses outside. I remember one time I bought all
Speaker 2: the roses. He's like four left, like I'll take the
Speaker 2: rest of them, and I gave him dangerous look out
Speaker 2: set flower vendors. You're about to run out of infantry.
Speaker 3: Those roses risky.
Speaker 2: I bring it up, though, because one of our listeners
Speaker 2: says he went full spontaneous on a first date and
Speaker 2: now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting a.
Speaker 3: Callback so allergic to flowers.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like the one thing. Let's welcome Patrick to
Speaker 2: the show. Patrick, how you doing?
Speaker 4: Man? Hey, guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a
Speaker 2: date or is was this like a one time sort
Speaker 2: of thing?
Speaker 4: Not even.
Speaker 2: Dude, I've kind of like you. I feel like I overplanned, though.
Speaker 1: I don't like that this didn't turn out the way
Speaker 1: you wanted to because she's not calling you back because
Speaker 1: you need that confidence boost to do it more often.
Speaker 2: So what was it that like caused this feeling inside
Speaker 2: of you that night that said I need to do
Speaker 2: something really spontaneous right now?
Speaker 4: So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and
Speaker 4: we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous
Speaker 4: kind of came up, and we both agreed that being
Speaker 4: spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I
Speaker 4: don't agree, but I agreed in the moment. Okay, But
Speaker 4: like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,
Speaker 4: I thought when we were first talking, you had said like,
Speaker 4: you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.
Speaker 3: She called you out on you agree.
Speaker 4: Oh, I had to double down. I was like, what
Speaker 4: are you talking about? Of course I'm spontaneous. And I
Speaker 4: took one of like the flowers out of the vase
Speaker 4: on the table and I I just ate it.
Speaker 2: And you were going to give it to her, Jose,
Speaker 2: did you not eat any of the roses that you bought?
Speaker 2: I didn't. Okay?
Speaker 3: Is she laughing or just.
Speaker 4: Drooling?
Speaker 2: Because she's so turned on?
Speaker 3: She's also hungry and there's only one.
Speaker 2: Was going to eat that flower.
Speaker 4: She did laugh and she thought it was funny, but
Speaker 4: she was like, are you sure you're not just weird? Okay?
Speaker 3: I can't tell if it's a joke at this point
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 2: It could be, it should be.
Speaker 3: It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now
Speaker 4: I feel like I have to prove my point. So
Speaker 4: the waiters walking by and I called him over. I
Speaker 4: took one hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and
Speaker 4: I tipped him mid meal.
Speaker 3: What whoa? What did you say to him?
Speaker 2: The way to be spontaneous?
Speaker 4: I said, you're doing such a great job. I just
Speaker 4: want to give this to you now, letting you know
Speaker 4: that we really like you. I can't even remember when
Speaker 4: I went.
Speaker 2: So you tipped early because you're spontaneous and a lot
Speaker 2: exactly was she impressed with it?
Speaker 4: I don't know if she was impressed or.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of it
Speaker 2: Jack in the box. So she was like, that's a
Speaker 2: little unusual to do that. Here, you're doing.
Speaker 3: Flowers on the table. Jack, I don't it Jack in
Speaker 3: the bye.
Speaker 2: Okay, So was that the spontaneous proving stop there?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Huh, okay, Okay, there's more.
Speaker 4: So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking
Speaker 4: and she says kind of I don't know, or she's like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's Okay, if you're not spontaneous that.
Speaker 3: I'm se have you thought at any point of.
Speaker 2: This is your But that's just not it's not how
Speaker 2: men think. Men don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute,
Speaker 2: you're not that charming, and that's fine. You're like, what
Speaker 2: do you mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.
Speaker 5: We do.
Speaker 2: So what did you do?
Speaker 4: Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I said,
Speaker 4: I'll be right back, and she's like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 2: You robbed the tattoo storage.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that.
Speaker 2: Got him.
Speaker 4: Robbing a tattoo stort probably would have been smarter.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: Half an hour later and I'd gotten a small what
Speaker 4: do you call it? Like an infinity symbol?
Speaker 2: Why did you go with that?
Speaker 1: Did you say you just left your date for a
Speaker 1: half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the
Speaker 1: shop with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should let her pick it out.
Speaker 4: I wanted to surprise her because she has the same
Speaker 4: tattoo on the same spot, tattoo.
Speaker 2: You hold on. What was her reaction?
Speaker 4: At first? I thought it would be great, So she
Speaker 4: was like freaking out a little bit like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of
Speaker 4: then started laughing about it and was like, you know,
Speaker 4: oh my god, you're crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, mission accomplished. You proved it there.
Speaker 3: So she waited for a half an hour, was still
Speaker 3: able to laugh. Yeah, it's questionable, she waited.
Speaker 2: She I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm
Speaker 2: the girl, I would want to know how it ends.
Speaker 3: You're saying, do it for the plot for the pot?
Speaker 2: I'm curious, what's he coming back with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.
Speaker 2: Or is there more? He's like, then I cut off
Speaker 2: my hands.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, I walked her home and and that was it.
Speaker 4: But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from
Speaker 4: her sin.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know if you did. But like, this girl must mean
Speaker 3: a lot to you.
Speaker 4: I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like she was calling me out, and I
Speaker 4: felt like I had to defend myself, even if it wasn't,
Speaker 4: you know, over she.
Speaker 3: Wasn't trying to bully you. She was trying to tell
Speaker 3: you to just like jose said, pick a random bar
Speaker 3: you should go to as minute.
Speaker 2: I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're
Speaker 2: all very impressed by how far you went in order
Speaker 2: to make this woman like you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, you kind of like yeah.
Speaker 2: And so now we're gonna do even more spontaneity when
Speaker 2: we spontaneously call her and ask her why she's not
Speaker 2: giving you another chance.
Speaker 3: It's very planned to do it every.
Speaker 2: Well, she's not gonna expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,
Speaker 2: spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want to date.
Speaker 4: The word wrong.
Speaker 1: We all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by the
Speaker 1: end of this, and.
Speaker 4: We will do it.
Speaker 2: We will get the tattoo gun out for your second
Speaker 2: date update right after this. Hold on second date update.
Speaker 2: Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping,
Speaker 2: or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after
Speaker 2: skinny dipping. Is this the nude car? There's no plastic
Speaker 2: on the seats here.
Speaker 1: I like it, but why does it take so long
Speaker 1: for you to get kicked off the train?
Speaker 2: Like what they see you? But not for our listener, Patrick,
Speaker 2: he proved that he was spontaneous, tried by eating a
Speaker 2: flower off their dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars before
Speaker 2: the bill came. That's a good one, and then getting
Speaker 2: a shoulder tattoo all mid date house.
Speaker 3: Well is it? Can we ask?
Speaker 2: Is asking how small are you?
Speaker 4: How small is it's maybe like an inch and a half.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not that's not very.
Speaker 3: Big, too big.
Speaker 2: But the whole reason that he did it is because
Speaker 2: Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to
Speaker 2: step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, you're not
Speaker 2: going to try and improve your spontaneous again over the
Speaker 2: phone while we call her right, just a tattoo gun
Speaker 2: in the background. I'm getting your name.
Speaker 4: Trust me. I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I
Speaker 4: just want to be myself there it is. I'm boring,
Speaker 4: and that's okay.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you want to boring, you're not.
Speaker 2: Just don't say that because I was going to prove
Speaker 2: how boring he is. Don't say that. Just accept you
Speaker 2: are who you are and we love it.
Speaker 1: I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.
Speaker 2: I don't think let's see what Maggie has to say.
Speaker 2: It may have had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff.
Speaker 2: It could be something else.
Speaker 3: Wait to hear her side of the state. All right,
Speaker 3: and her story from.
Speaker 2: It has to do with the spontane There's no way
Speaker 2: it's not. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her
Speaker 2: right now. We'll see what she has to say. If
Speaker 2: she answers, let's do it.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Maggie.
Speaker 5: Guess who is speeches?
Speaker 2: My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning, Him.
Speaker 3: Maggie, the whole shows here, Good morning, Maggie.
Speaker 5: Hi guys, what is this about? Okay?
Speaker 2: This is this is about your love life? Actually, okay, Jeff, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's not your life. You're dating life, because rumor has
Speaker 2: it you recently went out with a guy named Patrick
Speaker 2: and had a really fun time.
Speaker 5: Oh uh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?
Speaker 2: I do say so.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear how you described this date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.
Speaker 2: We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if
Speaker 2: there was something weird about the date, if there was
Speaker 2: something that you didn't like, because he's a little bit confused,
Speaker 2: why you haven't met up again?
Speaker 5: He's confused while we haven't met up again?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit went. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was some highlights that were brought.
Speaker 1: Up that confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't even know how to go about
Speaker 5: starting talking about.
Speaker 3: This, but can we start with a flower at the table?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was like a fun, flirty banter and then
Speaker 5: he just eats a flower off the table.
Speaker 4: Like a man, like shocked and appalled.
Speaker 5: I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all
Speaker 5: I do is laugh. But that's like permission to keep going.
Speaker 2: Oh is it because? Is it because he didn't put
Speaker 2: ketchup on the flower? Is that what it was? No,
Speaker 2: but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened the door.
Speaker 2: He thought, oh, she's laughing, I should do this.
Speaker 3: It's like my seven year old.
Speaker 5: I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive. When he tipped
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: It was strange, to say the least.
Speaker 3: Why was that strange?
Speaker 5: It was strange because it's like, that's not how you
Speaker 5: act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't
Speaker 5: impressed because somebody that like showed how much money they had.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're
Speaker 1: still there, like you, I mean, you guys are still
Speaker 1: going on the date.
Speaker 3: It's not like you laughed or you said.
Speaker 1: I mean, there had to be something good happening, right, Well, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, how do you even like, how would you leave
Speaker 5: that situation?
Speaker 3: You can't walk out the door.
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 3: No? Okay, call my friend to come get me walking.
Speaker 5: Out the door.
Speaker 2: But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at
Speaker 2: the end of the day. Can we skip to that.
Speaker 2: We're all nine, What do you want to know? On
Speaker 2: a scale of one to ten, how badly did you
Speaker 2: want to say? I love you?
Speaker 5: Right when you literally of infinity? That was just like
Speaker 5: actually insane.
Speaker 2: You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because
Speaker 2: we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's like matching soulmates.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, no, give it.
Speaker 3: You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, Like,
Speaker 3: did you know that's what he was doing inside?
Speaker 5: I honestly I had no idea what was happening. You
Speaker 5: were kind when he came out side with the tattoo
Speaker 5: that I had, I like wanted to scream because he
Speaker 5: even asked me what it was. I'm actually in the
Speaker 5: process of getting it removed because that's theo I had
Speaker 5: with my ex, because there was a.
Speaker 3: Matching tattoo that you had with your ex. Is that
Speaker 3: what you just said?
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Well now you don't have to get it removed because
Speaker 2: it matches with your new boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh god, isn't it crazy to think that two men
Speaker 3: in your life?
Speaker 5: As they're not both in my life?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: I mean it's like your exit everything you're done with. Well,
Speaker 2: they're not. They're not totally out of your life yet either,
Speaker 2: because here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun. Patrick
Speaker 2: has been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting to
Speaker 2: talk to you.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I think he's still there, Patrick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a.
Speaker 1: God, as if that tattoo story could I thought it
Speaker 1: couldn't get worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo now?
Speaker 4: Not not so great. I'm not what to say that
Speaker 4: is who? But you know, what, Hey, you're that your
Speaker 4: ex was not as spontaneous as I am.
Speaker 5: Still keep going, what's that whole thing? It's like, it's
Speaker 5: not a joke anymore. It's kind of just annoying at
Speaker 5: this point.
Speaker 2: Okay, try and be boring now, you that's what you
Speaker 2: said you were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your
Speaker 2: goal was, to be yourself and show her who you
Speaker 2: really are.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really
Speaker 4: a real bad joke.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's a jokester, know that.
Speaker 3: I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.
Speaker 4: So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What
Speaker 4: was he like?
Speaker 5: I don't even have to tell you. You like, didn't
Speaker 5: even talk to me on the date. It was all
Speaker 5: about how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to
Speaker 5: tell you anything. It's about myself.
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Really went on a date and sat down and just
Speaker 2: witnessed a lot of weird.
Speaker 1: When we talked to him before we were on the
Speaker 1: phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and
Speaker 1: he said he just wanted to be himself and get
Speaker 1: a do over with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have admitted maybe he's not misrespontaneity.
Speaker 4: I'm not I swear.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I
Speaker 5: think he is trying too hard and needs to get
Speaker 5: a little bit more grounded with who he is.
Speaker 3: Okay, And I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think there are a lot of assumptions that were
Speaker 5: made and I didn't like it. And I don't have
Speaker 5: time to give other people chances.
Speaker 2: So you're selfish, right god, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.
Speaker 2: Brook. The point is we're trying to help our listener,
Speaker 2: Patrick get together with this woman that he really liked
Speaker 2: and made a lot of effort to try and impress.
Speaker 2: He did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and
Speaker 2: even Patrick is that he went too far with that.
Speaker 2: We want to reel it back so much. So, what
Speaker 2: do you think about getting your tattoos removed? Move together,
Speaker 2: and we will pay for that.
Speaker 3: I make it something else.
Speaker 2: Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,
Speaker 2: brand new future with Patrick.
Speaker 4: I have to pay for both of those too.
Speaker 3: Patrick, don't come off his cheek right now, Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill on
Speaker 2: the waiter already, so we probably should step in, Maggie,
Speaker 2: what do you think?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, I shared all the effort, but it's going to.
Speaker 2: Be you know, for me, I kind of know why
Speaker 2: her ex boyfriend left her now after hearing this. Oh God, Jeffrey,
Speaker 2: you assume he's fun. He's spontaneous. He tried, Patrick to
Speaker 2: you and me? Want to you want to get a
Speaker 2: beer with me sometime?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see infinity when it comes to
Speaker 1: work up work next week.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get the tattoos that you have to like
Speaker 2: press your bodies together in order for them to make
Speaker 2: one giant thing. Yeah, one cheek each.
Speaker 4: Okay, Patrick, that might be a little weird, a little
Speaker 4: like too much for me.
Speaker 2: Oh say, I'm the weird.
Speaker 3: One now I've noted.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Man, I am so disappointed.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Really, you really thought that was going to turn
Speaker 1: out differently.
Speaker 2: I just feel like men are constantly trying to put
Speaker 2: an extra effort to show that they care about these women.
Speaker 2: They want to stand out, and they get roasted for
Speaker 2: it on our show every single time.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing all she wanted him to do was
Speaker 3: be himself.
Speaker 2: She didn't say that, did not. She said that, not
Speaker 2: before the date, after the fact she said it.
Speaker 3: She said it during the date. She said, you're trying
Speaker 3: too hard. Just be you, honestly, do you not listen
Speaker 3: to anything people say?
Speaker 2: Really? I blame myself for this.
Speaker 3: It's all about you.
Speaker 2: I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these
Speaker 2: calls to make the other men appear more normal.
Speaker 3: I see, that's my job.
Speaker 2: Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer
Speaker 2: and get matching butt tattoos with me at the end,
Speaker 2: so maybe I am growing.
Speaker 3: You got turned down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're still willing to help you out, but let's give
Speaker 2: guys some credit for effort. Yeah, ladies, sure, yeah, we
Speaker 2: will call the person. We'll put in the effort by
Speaker 2: calling that person who's not calling you back. So email
Speaker 2: the show if you feel like you need a little
Speaker 2: bit of help and go check out all of our
Speaker 2: second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey