WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Spontaneous No

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<v Speaker 3>you just get a little bit. Your second date starts now.

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<v Speaker 2>Second date up date text to seven, eight, five, nine

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<v Speaker 2>to two. And this is for the guys out there,

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<v Speaker 2>What is the craziest thing you ever did for a

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<v Speaker 2>girl spontaneously on a first date? It's Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning. And I'll ask jose hose craziest spontaneous

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<v Speaker 2>thing that you've ever done for a girl on the date?

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<v Speaker 2>There was one time you know when you're leaving like

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<v Speaker 2>a restaurant in a theater and they have somebody selling

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<v Speaker 2>single roses outside. I remember one time I bought all

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<v Speaker 2>the roses. He's like four left, like I'll take the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of them, and I gave him dangerous look out

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<v Speaker 2>set flower vendors. You're about to run out of infantry.

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<v Speaker 3>Those roses risky.

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<v Speaker 2>I bring it up, though, because one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 2>says he went full spontaneous on a first date and

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<v Speaker 2>now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting a.

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<v Speaker 3>Callback so allergic to flowers.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's like the one thing. Let's welcome Patrick to

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<v Speaker 2>the show. Patrick, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? Hey, guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a

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<v Speaker 2>date or is was this like a one time sort

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<v Speaker 2>of thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Not even.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I've kind of like you. I feel like I overplanned, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that this didn't turn out the way

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to because she's not calling you back because

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<v Speaker 1>you need that confidence boost to do it more often.

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<v Speaker 2>So what was it that like caused this feeling inside

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<v Speaker 2>of you that night that said I need to do

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<v Speaker 2>something really spontaneous right now?

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<v Speaker 4>So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and

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<v Speaker 4>we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous

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<v Speaker 4>kind of came up, and we both agreed that being

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<v Speaker 4>spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't agree, but I agreed in the moment. Okay, But

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<v Speaker 4>like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought when we were first talking, you had said like,

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<v Speaker 4>you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.

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<v Speaker 3>She called you out on you agree.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I had to double down. I was like, what

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<v Speaker 4>are you talking about? Of course I'm spontaneous. And I

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<v Speaker 4>took one of like the flowers out of the vase

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<v Speaker 4>on the table and I I just ate it.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were going to give it to her, Jose,

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<v Speaker 2>did you not eat any of the roses that you bought?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Is she laughing or just.

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<v Speaker 4>Drooling?

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<v Speaker 2>Because she's so turned on?

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<v Speaker 3>She's also hungry and there's only one.

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<v Speaker 2>Was going to eat that flower.

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<v Speaker 4>She did laugh and she thought it was funny, but

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<v Speaker 4>she was like, are you sure you're not just weird? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell if it's a joke at this point

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<v Speaker 3>or not.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be, it should be.

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<v Speaker 3>It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I have to prove my point. So

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<v Speaker 4>the waiters walking by and I called him over. I

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<v Speaker 4>took one hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and

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<v Speaker 4>I tipped him mid meal.

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<v Speaker 3>What whoa? What did you say to him?

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<v Speaker 2>The way to be spontaneous?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, you're doing such a great job. I just

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<v Speaker 4>want to give this to you now, letting you know

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<v Speaker 4>that we really like you. I can't even remember when

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<v Speaker 4>I went.

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<v Speaker 2>So you tipped early because you're spontaneous and a lot

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<v Speaker 2>exactly was she impressed with it?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if she was impressed or.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of it

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<v Speaker 2>Jack in the box. So she was like, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>little unusual to do that. Here, you're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Flowers on the table. Jack, I don't it Jack in

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<v Speaker 3>the bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So was that the spontaneous proving stop there?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, okay, Okay, there's more.

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<v Speaker 4>So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking

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<v Speaker 4>and she says kind of I don't know, or she's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it's Okay, if you're not spontaneous that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm se have you thought at any point of.

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<v Speaker 2>This is your But that's just not it's not how

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<v Speaker 2>men think. Men don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not that charming, and that's fine. You're like, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.

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<v Speaker 5>We do.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be right back, and she's like, no, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You robbed the tattoo storage.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Got him.

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<v Speaker 4>Robbing a tattoo stort probably would have been smarter.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Half an hour later and I'd gotten a small what

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<v Speaker 4>do you call it? Like an infinity symbol?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you go with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say you just left your date for a

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<v Speaker 1>half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the

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<v Speaker 1>shop with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I should let her pick it out.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to surprise her because she has the same

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<v Speaker 4>tattoo on the same spot, tattoo.

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<v Speaker 2>You hold on. What was her reaction?

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<v Speaker 4>At first? I thought it would be great, So she

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<v Speaker 4>was like freaking out a little bit like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of

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<v Speaker 4>then started laughing about it and was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, you're crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, mission accomplished. You proved it there.

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<v Speaker 3>So she waited for a half an hour, was still

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<v Speaker 3>able to laugh. Yeah, it's questionable, she waited.

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<v Speaker 2>She I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the girl, I would want to know how it ends.

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<v Speaker 3>You're saying, do it for the plot for the pot?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm curious, what's he coming back with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.

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<v Speaker 2>Or is there more? He's like, then I cut off

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<v Speaker 2>my hands.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, No, I walked her home and and that was it.

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<v Speaker 4>But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from

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<v Speaker 4>her sin.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know if you did. But like, this girl must mean

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<v Speaker 3>a lot to you.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like she was calling me out, and I

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<v Speaker 4>felt like I had to defend myself, even if it wasn't,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, over she.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't trying to bully you. She was trying to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you to just like jose said, pick a random bar

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<v Speaker 3>you should go to as minute.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're

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<v Speaker 2>all very impressed by how far you went in order

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<v Speaker 2>to make this woman like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, girl, you kind of like yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And so now we're gonna do even more spontaneity when

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<v Speaker 2>we spontaneously call her and ask her why she's not

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<v Speaker 2>giving you another chance.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very planned to do it every.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she's not gonna expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want to date.

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<v Speaker 4>The word wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>We all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of this, and.

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<v Speaker 4>We will do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We will get the tattoo gun out for your second

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<v Speaker 2>date update right after this. Hold on second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping,

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<v Speaker 2>or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after

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<v Speaker 2>skinny dipping. Is this the nude car? There's no plastic

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<v Speaker 2>on the seats here.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it, but why does it take so long

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<v Speaker 1>for you to get kicked off the train?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what they see you? But not for our listener, Patrick,

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<v Speaker 2>he proved that he was spontaneous, tried by eating a

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<v Speaker 2>flower off their dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars before

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<v Speaker 2>the bill came. That's a good one, and then getting

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<v Speaker 2>a shoulder tattoo all mid date house.

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<v Speaker 3>Well is it? Can we ask?

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<v Speaker 2>Is asking how small are you?

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<v Speaker 4>How small is it's maybe like an inch and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's not that's not very.

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<v Speaker 3>Big, too big.

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<v Speaker 2>But the whole reason that he did it is because

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<v Speaker 2>Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to

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<v Speaker 2>step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to try and improve your spontaneous again over the

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<v Speaker 2>phone while we call her right, just a tattoo gun

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<v Speaker 2>in the background. I'm getting your name.

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<v Speaker 4>Trust me. I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I

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<v Speaker 4>just want to be myself there it is. I'm boring,

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<v Speaker 4>and that's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you want to boring, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't say that because I was going to prove

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<v Speaker 2>how boring he is. Don't say that. Just accept you

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<v Speaker 2>are who you are and we love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think let's see what Maggie has to say.

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<v Speaker 2>It may have had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be something else.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait to hear her side of the state. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>and her story from.

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<v Speaker 2>It has to do with the spontane There's no way

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<v Speaker 2>it's not. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her

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<v Speaker 2>right now. We'll see what she has to say. If

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<v Speaker 2>she answers, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, is this Maggie.

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<v Speaker 5>Guess who is speeches?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brook

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeffrey in the Morning, Him.

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<v Speaker 3>Maggie, the whole shows here, Good morning, Maggie.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi guys, what is this about? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is about your love life? Actually, okay, Jeff, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not your life. You're dating life, because rumor has

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<v Speaker 2>it you recently went out with a guy named Patrick

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<v Speaker 2>and had a really fun time.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh uh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?

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<v Speaker 2>I do say so.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to hear how you described this date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if

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<v Speaker 2>there was something weird about the date, if there was

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<v Speaker 2>something that you didn't like, because he's a little bit confused,

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<v Speaker 2>why you haven't met up again?

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<v Speaker 5>He's confused while we haven't met up again?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit went. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there was some highlights that were brought.

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<v Speaker 1>Up that confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I don't even know how to go about

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<v Speaker 5>starting talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>This, but can we start with a flower at the table?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? It was like a fun, flirty banter and then

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<v Speaker 5>he just eats a flower off the table.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a man, like shocked and appalled.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all

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<v Speaker 5>I do is laugh. But that's like permission to keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is it because? Is it because he didn't put

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<v Speaker 2>ketchup on the flower? Is that what it was? No,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened the door.

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<v Speaker 2>He thought, oh, she's laughing, I should do this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like my seven year old.

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<v Speaker 5>I was uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive. When he tipped

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>It was strange, to say the least.

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<v Speaker 3>Why was that strange?

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<v Speaker 5>It was strange because it's like, that's not how you

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<v Speaker 5>act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>impressed because somebody that like showed how much money they had.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>still there, like you, I mean, you guys are still

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<v Speaker 1>going on the date.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like you laughed or you said.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there had to be something good happening, right, Well, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Mean, how do you even like, how would you leave

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<v Speaker 5>that situation?

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<v Speaker 3>You can't walk out the door.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Okay, call my friend to come get me walking.

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<v Speaker 5>Out the door.

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<v Speaker 2>But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the day. Can we skip to that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all nine, What do you want to know? On

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<v Speaker 2>a scale of one to ten, how badly did you

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<v Speaker 2>want to say? I love you?

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<v Speaker 5>Right when you literally of infinity? That was just like

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<v Speaker 5>actually insane.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because

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<v Speaker 2>we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like matching soulmates.

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<v Speaker 5>Really yeah, no, give it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>did you know that's what he was doing inside?

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<v Speaker 5>I honestly I had no idea what was happening. You

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<v Speaker 5>were kind when he came out side with the tattoo

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<v Speaker 5>that I had, I like wanted to scream because he

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<v Speaker 5>even asked me what it was. I'm actually in the

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<v Speaker 5>process of getting it removed because that's theo I had

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<v Speaker 5>with my ex, because there was a.

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<v Speaker 3>Matching tattoo that you had with your ex. Is that

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<v Speaker 3>what you just said?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, dude, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Well now you don't have to get it removed because

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<v Speaker 2>it matches with your new boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, isn't it crazy to think that two men

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<v Speaker 3>in your life?

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<v Speaker 5>As they're not both in my life?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's like your exit everything you're done with. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they're not. They're not totally out of your life yet either,

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<v Speaker 2>because here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun. Patrick

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<v Speaker 2>has been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting to

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<v Speaker 2>talk to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, I think he's still there, Patrick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a.

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<v Speaker 1>God, as if that tattoo story could I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo now?

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<v Speaker 4>Not not so great. I'm not what to say that

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<v Speaker 4>is who? But you know, what, Hey, you're that your

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<v Speaker 4>ex was not as spontaneous as I am.

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<v Speaker 5>Still keep going, what's that whole thing? It's like, it's

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<v Speaker 5>not a joke anymore. It's kind of just annoying at

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<v Speaker 5>this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, try and be boring now, you that's what you

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<v Speaker 2>said you were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your

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<v Speaker 2>goal was, to be yourself and show her who you

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<v Speaker 2>really are.

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<v Speaker 4>No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really

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<v Speaker 4>a real bad joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, he's a jokester, know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.

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<v Speaker 4>So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What

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<v Speaker 4>was he like?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even have to tell you. You like, didn't

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<v Speaker 5>even talk to me on the date. It was all

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<v Speaker 5>about how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to

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<v Speaker 5>tell you anything. It's about myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Really went on a date and sat down and just

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<v Speaker 2>witnessed a lot of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>When we talked to him before we were on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and

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<v Speaker 1>he said he just wanted to be himself and get

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<v Speaker 1>a do over with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he should have admitted maybe he's not misrespontaneity.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not I swear.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I

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<v Speaker 5>think he is trying too hard and needs to get

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit more grounded with who he is.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I think there are a lot of assumptions that were

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<v Speaker 5>made and I didn't like it. And I don't have

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<v Speaker 5>time to give other people chances.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're selfish, right god, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook. The point is we're trying to help our listener,

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick get together with this woman that he really liked

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<v Speaker 2>and made a lot of effort to try and impress.

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<v Speaker 2>He did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and

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<v Speaker 2>even Patrick is that he went too far with that.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to reel it back so much. So, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you think about getting your tattoos removed? Move together,

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<v Speaker 2>and we will pay for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I make it something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,

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<v Speaker 2>brand new future with Patrick.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to pay for both of those too.

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<v Speaker 3>Patrick, don't come off his cheek right now, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill on

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<v Speaker 2>the waiter already, so we probably should step in, Maggie,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Wow, I shared all the effort, but it's going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be you know, for me, I kind of know why

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<v Speaker 2>her ex boyfriend left her now after hearing this. Oh God, Jeffrey,

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<v Speaker 2>you assume he's fun. He's spontaneous. He tried, Patrick to

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<v Speaker 2>you and me? Want to you want to get a

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<v Speaker 2>beer with me sometime?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to see infinity when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>work up work next week.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get the tattoos that you have to like

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<v Speaker 2>press your bodies together in order for them to make

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<v Speaker 2>one giant thing. Yeah, one cheek each.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Patrick, that might be a little weird, a little

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<v Speaker 4>like too much for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh say, I'm the weird.

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<v Speaker 3>One now I've noted.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the morning. Man, I am so disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Really, you really thought that was going to turn

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<v Speaker 1>out differently.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like men are constantly trying to put

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<v Speaker 2>an extra effort to show that they care about these women.

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<v Speaker 2>They want to stand out, and they get roasted for

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<v Speaker 2>it on our show every single time.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing all she wanted him to do was

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<v Speaker 3>be himself.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't say that, did not. She said that, not

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<v Speaker 2>before the date, after the fact she said it.

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<v Speaker 3>She said it during the date. She said, you're trying

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<v Speaker 3>too hard. Just be you, honestly, do you not listen

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<v Speaker 3>to anything people say?

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<v Speaker 2>Really? I blame myself for this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all about you.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these

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<v Speaker 2>calls to make the other men appear more normal.

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<v Speaker 3>I see, that's my job.

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<v Speaker 2>Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer

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<v Speaker 2>and get matching butt tattoos with me at the end,

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<v Speaker 2>so maybe I am growing.

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<v Speaker 3>You got turned down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still willing to help you out, but let's give

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<v Speaker 2>guys some credit for effort. Yeah, ladies, sure, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>will call the person. We'll put in the effort by

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<v Speaker 2>calling that person who's not calling you back. So email

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<v Speaker 2>the show if you feel like you need a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of help and go check out all of our

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<v Speaker 2>second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey