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Speaker 3: you just get a little bit. Your second date starts now.

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Speaker 2: Second date up date text to seven, eight, five, nine

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Speaker 2: to two. And this is for the guys out there,

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Speaker 2: What is the craziest thing you ever did for a

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Speaker 2: girl spontaneously on a first date? It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. And I'll ask jose hose craziest spontaneous

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Speaker 2: thing that you've ever done for a girl on the date?

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Speaker 2: There was one time you know when you're leaving like

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Speaker 2: rest of them, and I gave him dangerous look out

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Speaker 3: Those roses risky.

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Speaker 2: I bring it up, though, because one of our listeners

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like the one thing. Let's welcome Patrick to

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Speaker 2: the show. Patrick, how you doing?

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Speaker 4: Man? Hey, guys, thanks for having me on. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a

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Speaker 4: Not even.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I've kind of like you. I feel like I overplanned, though.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that this didn't turn out the way

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Speaker 2: So what was it that like caused this feeling inside

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Speaker 4: So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and

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Speaker 4: like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,

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Speaker 4: I thought when we were first talking, you had said like,

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Speaker 4: Oh, I had to double down. I was like, what

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Speaker 2: And you were going to give it to her, Jose,

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Speaker 2: did you not eat any of the roses that you bought?

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Speaker 3: It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now

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Speaker 4: I feel like I have to prove my point. So

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Speaker 4: I said, you're doing such a great job. I just

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Speaker 2: So you tipped early because you're spontaneous and a lot

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Speaker 2: Okay, So was that the spontaneous proving stop there?

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Speaker 4: So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking

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Speaker 3: I'm se have you thought at any point of.

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Speaker 2: This is your But that's just not it's not how

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.

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Speaker 5: We do.

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Speaker 2: So what did you do?

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Speaker 4: Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I said,

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Speaker 2: You robbed the tattoo storage.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, that.

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Speaker 2: Got him.

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Speaker 4: Robbing a tattoo stort probably would have been smarter.

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Speaker 4: Half an hour later and I'd gotten a small what

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Speaker 2: Why did you go with that?

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Speaker 1: Did you say you just left your date for a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I should let her pick it out.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to surprise her because she has the same

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Speaker 4: tattoo on the same spot, tattoo.

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Speaker 2: You hold on. What was her reaction?

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Speaker 4: At first? I thought it would be great, So she

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, mission accomplished. You proved it there.

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Speaker 3: So she waited for a half an hour, was still

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Speaker 2: She I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm

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Speaker 3: You're saying, do it for the plot for the pot?

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Speaker 2: I'm curious, what's he coming back with.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.

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Speaker 2: Or is there more? He's like, then I cut off

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, I walked her home and and that was it.

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Speaker 4: But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know if you did. But like, this girl must mean

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Speaker 4: I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I feel like she was calling me out, and I

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Speaker 3: Wasn't trying to bully you. She was trying to tell

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Speaker 3: you to just like jose said, pick a random bar

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Speaker 3: you should go to as minute.

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Speaker 2: I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're

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Speaker 2: all very impressed by how far you went in order

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Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, you kind of like yeah.

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Speaker 2: And so now we're gonna do even more spontaneity when

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Speaker 2: we spontaneously call her and ask her why she's not

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Speaker 2: giving you another chance.

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Speaker 3: It's very planned to do it every.

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Speaker 2: Well, she's not gonna expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,

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Speaker 2: spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want to date.

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Speaker 4: The word wrong.

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Speaker 1: We all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by the

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Speaker 1: end of this, and.

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Speaker 4: We will do it.

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Speaker 2: We will get the tattoo gun out for your second

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Speaker 2: date update right after this. Hold on second date update.

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Speaker 2: Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping,

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Speaker 2: or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after

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Speaker 2: skinny dipping. Is this the nude car? There's no plastic

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Speaker 2: on the seats here.

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Speaker 1: I like it, but why does it take so long

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Speaker 2: Like what they see you? But not for our listener, Patrick,

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Speaker 2: he proved that he was spontaneous, tried by eating a

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Speaker 2: flower off their dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars before

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Speaker 2: a shoulder tattoo all mid date house.

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Speaker 3: Well is it? Can we ask?

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Speaker 2: Is asking how small are you?

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Speaker 4: How small is it's maybe like an inch and a half.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not that's not very.

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Speaker 2: But the whole reason that he did it is because

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Speaker 2: Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to

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Speaker 2: step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, you're not

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Speaker 2: phone while we call her right, just a tattoo gun

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Speaker 4: Trust me. I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I

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Speaker 4: just want to be myself there it is. I'm boring,

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Speaker 4: and that's okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you want to boring, you're not.

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Speaker 2: Just don't say that because I was going to prove

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Speaker 2: how boring he is. Don't say that. Just accept you

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Speaker 2: are who you are and we love it.

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Speaker 1: I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.

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Speaker 2: I don't think let's see what Maggie has to say.

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Speaker 2: It may have had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff.

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Speaker 2: It could be something else.

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Speaker 3: Wait to hear her side of the state. All right,

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Speaker 2: It has to do with the spontane There's no way

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Speaker 2: it's not. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her

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Speaker 2: right now. We'll see what she has to say. If

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Speaker 2: she answers, let's do it.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hey, is this Maggie.

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Speaker 5: Guess who is speeches?

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Speaker 2: My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning, Him.

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Speaker 3: Maggie, the whole shows here, Good morning, Maggie.

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Speaker 5: Hi guys, what is this about? Okay?

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Speaker 2: This is this is about your love life? Actually, okay, Jeff, Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's not your life. You're dating life, because rumor has

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Speaker 2: it you recently went out with a guy named Patrick

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Speaker 2: and had a really fun time.

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Speaker 5: Oh uh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?

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Speaker 2: I do say so.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear how you described this date.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if

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Speaker 5: He's confused while we haven't met up again?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I don't even know how to go about

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Speaker 3: This, but can we start with a flower at the table?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? It was like a fun, flirty banter and then

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Speaker 5: I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all

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Speaker 2: Oh is it because? Is it because he didn't put

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Speaker 3: It's like my seven year old.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive. When he tipped

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Speaker 5: It was strange, to say the least.

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Speaker 5: It was strange because it's like, that's not how you

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're

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Speaker 3: It's not like you laughed or you said.

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Speaker 5: Mean, how do you even like, how would you leave

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Speaker 3: You can't walk out the door.

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Speaker 3: No? Okay, call my friend to come get me walking.

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Speaker 2: But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at

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Speaker 2: We're all nine, What do you want to know? On

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Speaker 2: want to say? I love you?

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Speaker 5: Right when you literally of infinity? That was just like

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Speaker 2: You didn't like it. It's funny you said that because

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Speaker 2: we heard it was an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow,

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Speaker 5: Really yeah, no, give it.

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Speaker 3: You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, Like,

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Speaker 5: I honestly I had no idea what was happening. You

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Speaker 3: Matching tattoo that you had with your ex. Is that

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Speaker 1: Yes, dude, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Well now you don't have to get it removed because

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Speaker 3: Oh god, isn't it crazy to think that two men

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Speaker 5: As they're not both in my life?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's like your exit everything you're done with. Well,

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Speaker 2: because here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun. Patrick

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I think he's still there, Patrick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a.

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Speaker 1: God, as if that tattoo story could I thought it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo now?

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Speaker 4: Not not so great. I'm not what to say that

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Speaker 4: is who? But you know, what, Hey, you're that your

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Speaker 5: Still keep going, what's that whole thing? It's like, it's

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Speaker 2: Okay, try and be boring now, you that's what you

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Speaker 2: goal was, to be yourself and show her who you

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Speaker 4: No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really

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Speaker 2: Okay, he's a jokester, know that.

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Speaker 3: I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.

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Speaker 4: So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What

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Speaker 5: I don't even have to tell you. You like, didn't

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Speaker 3: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: Really went on a date and sat down and just

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Speaker 1: When we talked to him before we were on the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have admitted maybe he's not misrespontaneity.

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Speaker 4: I'm not I swear.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I

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Speaker 3: Okay, And I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I think there are a lot of assumptions that were

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Speaker 2: So you're selfish, right god, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.

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Speaker 2: Brook. The point is we're trying to help our listener,

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Speaker 2: Patrick get together with this woman that he really liked

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Speaker 2: and made a lot of effort to try and impress.

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Speaker 2: He did do that, Maggie. We're all in agreement, and

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Speaker 2: We want to reel it back so much. So, what

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Speaker 2: and we will pay for that.

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Speaker 3: I make it something else.

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Speaker 2: Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,

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Speaker 4: I have to pay for both of those too.

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Speaker 3: Patrick, don't come off his cheek right now, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, Brooke Herrety spent his one hundred dollars bill on

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Speaker 2: what do you think?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, I shared all the effort, but it's going to.

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Speaker 2: Be you know, for me, I kind of know why

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Speaker 2: you assume he's fun. He's spontaneous. He tried, Patrick to

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Speaker 2: you and me? Want to you want to get a

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see infinity when it comes to

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get the tattoos that you have to like

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Speaker 2: press your bodies together in order for them to make

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Speaker 4: Okay, Patrick, that might be a little weird, a little

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Speaker 2: Oh say, I'm the weird.

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Speaker 3: One now I've noted.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Man, I am so disappointed.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Really, you really thought that was going to turn

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Speaker 2: I just feel like men are constantly trying to put

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing all she wanted him to do was

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Speaker 2: She didn't say that, did not. She said that, not

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Speaker 3: She said it during the date. She said, you're trying

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Speaker 2: Really? I blame myself for this.

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Speaker 3: It's all about you.

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Speaker 2: I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these

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Speaker 3: I see, that's my job.

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Speaker 2: Although I did ask the guy to grab a beer

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Speaker 3: You got turned down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.

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Speaker 2: We're still willing to help you out, but let's give

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Speaker 2: calling that person who's not calling you back. So email

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Speaker 2: the show if you feel like you need a little

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Speaker 2: bit of help and go check out all of our

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Speaker 2: second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey