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Speaker 1: Hi, Oh my god, I love you so much. You

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Speaker 1: guys are awesome every single morning, lady, love all of you. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing. I'm talking Elvi Duran, Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. So just welcome this morning. Oblivious to

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Speaker 1: what's going on in the world. So anything pressing or new,

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Speaker 1: Let's get the news. Hey, welcome to Friday, and with

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Speaker 1: all the challenges that we're going through in life right now.

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Speaker 1: I was reminded by Gandhi today is Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 1: She told me that. I just started laughing. I think

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Speaker 1: you said, who even cares it? Mark Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 1: It was Friday the thirteenth yesterday, and it's been Friday

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Speaker 1: the thirteenth for like four months. Anyway, all we can

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Speaker 1: Hi there, Froggy, Hello there, spraying purell on those flanges

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Speaker 1: of your You gotta get one there straight. And hell,

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Speaker 1: let's play a song called Evacuate the dance Floor music

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Speaker 1: I feel like nobody does. Alright, what a stupid song?

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Speaker 1: Let's get rolling our first caller of the day. Interesting

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Speaker 1: story going on in Vanessa's car. Hi, Vanessa, Hi, good

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Speaker 1: morning guy, Well, good morning. So Vanessa's in the car

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Speaker 1: with her boyfriend. What's your boyfriend's name? His name is Jason. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Eliza, Vanessa and Jason are in the car together

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Speaker 1: driving in Elizabeth, New Jersey. So so now we're in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: Really we're working right now. Okay, Oh so you're my guys,

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Speaker 1: you're coming to work. So anyway, you're a boyfriend. Jason

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Speaker 1: and Danielle have something in common. They both gave up

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Speaker 1: chocolate for Lyns. Yes we are that. He continues to

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Speaker 1: think and he fights me on it every day that

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Speaker 1: I mean the chocolate powder he's putting in his coffee.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. If he doesn't believe it's chocolate, then

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Speaker 1: he doesn't think he's doing anything wrong. So I meant chocolate, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I all the time. And I didn't do it because

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Speaker 1: but hear me out, hear me out, hear me out,

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Speaker 1: Vanessa and Jason, And this is the argument we have

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Speaker 1: with Danielle. White chocolate is technically not chocolate, you know

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Speaker 1: that right. That's there's no white chocolate is not chocolate.

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Speaker 1: It's just a substance they call white chocolate. Dare they chocolate?

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Speaker 1: It has the word chocolate in it. But it's not chocolate. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not chocolate anyway. Well, look, Jason, you sound like

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Speaker 1: no matter how much chocolate. I love these convers I

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Speaker 1: All right. Look, Vanessa, Jason, we love you. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: send you two Elvis Durand Morning Show shirts since you

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Speaker 1: very much. Well, I may need her address, let me

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Speaker 1: know you got it, Gandhi, what's up? So? I never

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Speaker 1: get into your horoscopes. Well, we're his producer Sam. She's

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Speaker 1: all right. So it is Tristan Thompson's birthday today, William

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Speaker 1: each Macy so Zoona's birthday today. Capricorn. It is critical

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Speaker 1: an ape Aquarius. You will be hearing promising news soon

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Speaker 1: and be patient. Your day is a seven Visis. It's

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Speaker 1: time to look towards the future. Focus on the big picture,

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Speaker 1: Your date is a ten Aries. You may be transforming

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Speaker 1: and becoming a better U, but don't forget the old Yu.

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Speaker 1: Your day is a seven Taurus. Connect with others. There

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Speaker 1: today's the day to do it. Your day isn't nine Gemini.

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Speaker 1: Stay under grind. You may be feeling tired, but don't

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Speaker 1: Your day isn't nine Leo. Tap into your feelings, but

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Speaker 1: stay grounded. You may be feeling disconnected to from yourself,

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Speaker 1: but you got this. Your day is a seven Virgo.

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Speaker 1: seven and those are your Friday morning horoscopes. I'm still

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Speaker 1: getting reports from our friend Gretchen over at Cookies for

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Speaker 1: Kids Cancer. We sold out. We sold so many cookies

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Speaker 1: wonderful woman. Thanks for listening to us. Thank you you guys,

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Speaker 1: have a great day. I'm going to be married seventeen

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Speaker 1: years this weekend congratulation. Oh my god, I remember I

423
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Speaker 1: introduced you guys. You did, so we've been together a

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Speaker 1: lot low because we dated six years before we got married.

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Speaker 1: So people don't know this story is he was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be from me. I'm sorry it didn't work want me,

427
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Speaker 1: so I said, all right, you're gonna have him. What's up? Scary?

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Speaker 1: So when you do have a social gathering now like

429
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Speaker 1: we did last night, I gotta say I'm becoming awkward

430
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Speaker 1: at Hello's, unintentionally and inadvertently because my you know, in

431
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Speaker 1: my brain, I want to you know, I want to hug.

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Speaker 1: I already established that, or I want at least handshake,

433
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Speaker 1: But I'm now trying to anticipate what comfort level is

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Speaker 1: the other person at. And I don't want them to

435
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Speaker 1: think that I'm being rude. So how do you It's

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Speaker 1: it's weird dance when you when you last last night

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Speaker 1: at Eryl Crowley's party, Yeah you'd run. Oh yeah, I

438
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Speaker 1: want to introduce you, Elvis. I'm gonna meet Michael. I'm like, hi, Michael,

439
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Speaker 1: and you put your hands up like I don't know

440
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Speaker 1: what to do in my hands? Right? You do like

441
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Speaker 1: like I don't know. You extend your hands, extend their hands,

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Speaker 1: shake back, and then you back go off if you

443
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Speaker 1: don't see it, like what's well, hands were coming at

444
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Speaker 1: me and I didn't I didn't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say. You know, I'm trying to find

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Speaker 1: the comfortable way to say. You know, I'm not really

447
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Speaker 1: shaking hands right right right, and but this is so

448
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Speaker 1: comfortable way to do. We need to we need to

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Speaker 1: get over that. I need to get over that. Well.

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Speaker 1: Growing up in South Florida, we did the kiss thing,

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Speaker 1: kiss on the cheek hillo. So I wonder how that's

452
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Speaker 1: going down there. Someone let me know. We got to

453
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Speaker 1: call all that stuff off. Yeah, hey, you know what

454
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Speaker 1: I was also later the night, I was funny, if

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Speaker 1: you keep your hand in your pockets, Oh yeah, that's

456
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Speaker 1: a good They put their hand out in your with

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Speaker 1: your hands in your parts. I'm telling you, when the

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Speaker 1: hands come out, you just cough into your own hand,

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Speaker 1: like I can't shake your hand. Oh no, we're still

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Speaker 1: a little at that awkward phase. You know who was

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Speaker 1: at the party last night? Doctor Oz was there, and

462
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Speaker 1: there's no one who's busier. This is like his his,

463
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Speaker 1: this is like his Super Bowl. Yeah, this talk shows

464
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Speaker 1: want to have him on right now. Yeah. Well I

465
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Speaker 1: had to sit him down and I had to I

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Speaker 1: had to lecture him a little last night. Oh. I said,

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Speaker 1: you've got to say no to some people. I said,

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Speaker 1: you need to go home to Lisa and your kids

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Speaker 1: and your grandkids. That's where you're gonna get charged your

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Speaker 1: your recharge. And he said, you're right, I know. And

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Speaker 1: then he went behind a curtain, did and did an

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Speaker 1: interview on the phone. We were at this beautiful club,

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Speaker 1: Lounge forty eight, and at them in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the party, Doctor Arz goes behind our curtain and does

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Speaker 1: an interview with Kevin Hart on the phone. Yes, I

476
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Speaker 1: love it. I mean, Kevin Hart, you can't say no

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Speaker 1: to me. And I said, I said, I said, doctor Les,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go go home. I sent a text to

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Speaker 1: his wife, Lisa. I said, Lisa, if you want me

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Speaker 1: to kidnap him and bring him home, I'll tie him

481
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Speaker 1: up because I got to say, he has some excellent

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Speaker 1: things to share with people, and I understand that we

483
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Speaker 1: need to hear him, but there's there's gotta be a way.

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Speaker 1: He can have a lot of coronavirus survival protocol. He does,

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Speaker 1: but is he tells you to get a certain amount

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Speaker 1: of sleep, and I don't know if he's getting that

487
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Speaker 1: amount of sleep because he's working all the time. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. You know what we're talking earlier about being isolated. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks years ago boloone on an island with a

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Speaker 1: soccer ball volleyball named Wilson, and now he's stuck on

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Speaker 1: Australia's island with a wife named Rita Wilson. Oh, life

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Speaker 1: imitates arts. Thank you for the text. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: there was a photo that went viral yesterday, Tom Hanks,

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Speaker 1: it was viral. You could tell about looking at him,

495
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Speaker 1: he looks like he's fine. Yeah, he's good. You know.

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Speaker 1: For your greeting, you could always go back to the

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Speaker 1: Indian Numbistay you want to well, you know what and

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Speaker 1: that and I like to put my hand on my heart. Go,

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Speaker 1: it's nice meeting you. Oh that's a good one. Put

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Speaker 1: your hand on your heart kind of bow a little bit,

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Speaker 1: oh a deep deep bow. Yeah, your this text. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I can't shake your hand. I just pooped with one

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Speaker 1: plight toilet paper. Yeah, and there's no soap, right, not

504
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Speaker 1: going for that hand, don't touch me. Yeah, people need advice.

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Speaker 1: They're getting married, Like, what is a wedding without hugs?

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Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, Well, you gotta do it. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be fine, You're gonna get it. You're gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into the Danielle Report and then we have

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Speaker 1: three things you need to know. We're doing them twice

510
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Speaker 1: an hour now with Gandhi. What's going on, Danielle? All right?

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Speaker 1: So AEG Live Nation postponed to all of their major

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Speaker 1: concerts yesterday until at least April. It's not clear if

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Speaker 1: they'll all be rescheduled, what they're going to be doing

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Speaker 1: with refunds. But Kiss post Malone, The Who, Leonard skinnerd

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Speaker 1: Michael Boublet, Miley Cyrus, Billy Eilis, Share Pearl, Jam Green Day.

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Speaker 1: I can go on and on because the list is

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Speaker 1: very long. So a lot of things getting canceled. You know,

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Speaker 1: that Fast and Furious sequel has been pushed back almost

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Speaker 1: a year because of the coronavirus. A few more big

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Speaker 1: premiers that just got delayed included A Quiet Place Part two,

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Speaker 1: the live action Mulan remake, the Marvel movie, The New Mutants.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of things that I'm sure in the

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Speaker 1: coming days we're gonna hear of a lot more so

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Speaker 1: if you're a Ship's Creek fan, like a lot of

525
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: us are, Um, this is pretty cool. You're gonna get

526
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Speaker 1: more ships Creak. After the series comes to an end

527
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Speaker 1: next month, there'll be an hour long documentary special Best Wishes,

528
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Speaker 1: Warmest Regards a Ship's Creek Farewell, will air after the

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Speaker 1: finale on April seventh at eight thirty pm Eastern time. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and it'll be pretty cool. It'll be also simulcast on

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Speaker 1: other places like Pop TV, Comedy Central other places. Yeah,

532
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be fun. I can't wait. I keep

533
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Speaker 1: watching all the little interviews that all the cast members

534
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: are doing, and it's so weird for me to see

535
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Speaker 1: the cast members acting normal. I know they're just actors,

536
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: but to me, they'll always be the Ship's Creek people.

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Speaker 1: I feel you. You know, it's crazy. Um So, I

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00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: know we talked a little bit about this yesterday, but

539
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: there's now fifty one songs on that coronavirus handwashing playlist.

540
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: Oh fifty one songs that you can wash your hands

541
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: too if you want. And I was getting creative. I

542
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: was still doing clank clang with the trall. I know,

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00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: there's fifty other songs you can you can pick. So

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00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: we were at this beautiful club last night. I had

545
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Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and I'm in there singing

546
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Speaker 1: clang clang clang with the trolley, washing my hands, and

547
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: this guy walked in away. I don't know, Really, you're

548
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: such a fruitcake. So Halsey was in Dublin, and you know,

549
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Speaker 1: she told her fans, look, I really just need a break.

550
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: I need to do some growing up, she said. You

551
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: guys have watched me grow up, and you've all you know,

552
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: you've watched me make all these mistakes, dating the wrong people,

553
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: she says, but I feel like you've all grown and

554
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Speaker 1: done a lot and I really haven't grown as much,

555
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Speaker 1: and I feel like I need to, she said. That's

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Speaker 1: why I need to make to take a break. I'm

557
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Speaker 1: supposed to be the one who writes the songs and

558
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: helps you and stops you from making mistakes, And how

559
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Speaker 1: can I do that if you're growing up faster than

560
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Speaker 1: I am. So she feels like she needs to take

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a break, and that's what she's

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Speaker 1: going to be doing. So the other day, you guys

563
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: heard Britney spear as a son. Remember when he took

564
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Speaker 1: the Social Act went off, he basically called out his

565
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Speaker 1: grandfather and called him all kinds of things. Well, the

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Speaker 1: relationship with Britney and her dad not so great. So

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing that Brittany is not working on new music

568
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: to get back at her father because she doesn't want

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Speaker 1: him to get any of the money. And you know

570
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Speaker 1: that he's in charge of the money, and so she's

571
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Speaker 1: like holding back on giving us anything new because he

572
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Speaker 1: would get a lot of that money. And Matthew McConaughey

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Speaker 1: is and Matthew McConaughey is a professor at his alma mater,

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Speaker 1: the University of Texas. What cool is it if you

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Speaker 1: sign up for a class and Matthew McConaughey Madame conaughey,

576
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Speaker 1: then he walking he's the teacher. Don't be fun. Who

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Speaker 1: is he teaching? He is teaching a film class called

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Speaker 1: Script to Screen. Each semester is based on one of

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Speaker 1: his movies. Oh yeah, that's awesome, Okay, and tonight, actually

580
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: there's new music out the soundtrack to Trolls World Tour.

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Speaker 1: You also have Heartbreak Weather, which is now Horn If

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Speaker 1: he didn't see. Now Horn do a little carpool karaoke

583
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Speaker 1: facing his biggest fear birds. He doesn't like pigeons. So

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Speaker 1: check that out if you get a chance. And your

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Speaker 1: movies out today blood Shot, which is actually getting pretty

586
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Speaker 1: decent reviews, but The Hunt is getting zero star. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm wanted to see that. Yeah, I'm hearing the Hunt

588
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: is awful. Don't take our word for it. What I

589
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: heard was what I heard. They're closing down the world

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Speaker 1: the three things you need to know. We're doubling up

591
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Speaker 1: into it in twice an hour at Gandhi. What's going on?

592
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: All right? You tak Jazz Center. Rudy Gobert is now

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Speaker 1: apologizing for what he's saying was careless behavior. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys saw it, but he jokingly touched

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Speaker 1: all the reporters and microphones and recorders last week while

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00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: he was leaving the press conference. And he's the one

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Speaker 1: who got the coronavirus exactly interestingly enough to a second

598
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: player on the team has now tested positive for it

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Speaker 1: as well, and that is forward Donovan Mitchell. So, as

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Speaker 1: you know, the NBA pulled the plug on the rest

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Speaker 1: of the season and now all major sports leagues are

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00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: doing the same thing, and the nc double A canceled

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Speaker 1: all of its remaining winter and springs sporting events, including

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Speaker 1: the NCAA Tournament. Yesterday, Ohio and Maryland became the first

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Speaker 1: states who to close all schools Sunday nights. Democratic presidential

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Speaker 1: debate between Joe Biden and Bernie's Sanders is moving to Washington,

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Speaker 1: DC from Phoenix. The debate will not have a studio audience.

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Speaker 1: It is going to take place at CNN studio and

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Speaker 1: we'll be on CNN starting at eight pm Eastern time.

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Speaker 1: And finally, what do you think makes somebody an adult?

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Speaker 1: Everybody has different definitions of it. Oh god, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't ever want to know. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to be an adult. I don't think I am

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Speaker 1: one yet. I'm not sure a lot of people in

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Speaker 1: this room are. But apparently it's paying for five things.

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Speaker 1: These five things are rent or mortgage, utilities, food, transportation,

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Speaker 1: and internet. But apparently you can still get away with

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Speaker 1: your parents paying your phone bill and being an adult.

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Speaker 1: Well they've passed away. Yeah, okay, well not there. I know,

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Speaker 1: I guess for adults. Well that sucks, I know, I

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Speaker 1: don't like your news. Take it away. Thank you. Just

622
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: heard from our friend Wendy Williams. She is awake, good

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Speaker 1: morning when dayway. You know they are postponed until further notice.

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Speaker 1: She said, she's awake listening in. She's like, not gonna

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Speaker 1: let this virus ruin laughter. But she was in shock

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Speaker 1: when you got to call saying we are ceasing production

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Speaker 1: until this is all cleaned up. She'll be back before

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Speaker 1: you know it. We need her, you know, this is

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Speaker 1: the time we need Wendy. We need anyone who can

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Speaker 1: just kind of take our minds off of the inevitable

631
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Speaker 1: right and also we can still address what's going on,

632
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Speaker 1: but do it, do it, and we can have fun

633
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: with it. Have a little fun. You can have a

634
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: little fun with it because I know, but don't go

635
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: touching everyone's recorders and microphones. Hey, straightened, How are you feeling?

636
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: You did? I'm actually you know what, I was a

637
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: little nervous coming in today, but when you started talking,

638
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: I started to feel much better about this whole situation.

639
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: Why what me? What do you mean mean? Would you

640
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: just lend an air of confidence that we're going to

641
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: get through this? I don't know, does anybody else feel

642
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Speaker 1: that in the room, I don't even don't know. I'm

643
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: the only one. No. I driving in this morning, there

644
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: was much less traffic than the past week two weeks. Yeah,

645
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: but that's not a good thing. Probably no, because I

646
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: was no that that added anxiety. I'm like, well, where

647
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: why am I going into New York City if nobody

648
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: else is No, No, wait a minute, See, this is

649
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: why you need to look on the bright side of

650
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: life that I'm trying. I'm telling you less traffic. Of course,

651
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: the reasoning isn't the greatest, but less traffic is less

652
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: anxiety you have to go through. So no, I don't

653
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: think that's a bad thing. No. I take advantage of

654
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: the good things that come out of a bad thing. Yes,

655
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: now I see that. But when you started talking, that's

656
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: when I started to feel good about things. Wow, that's

657
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: the first Usually you hate when I talk. All right, well,

658
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,919
Speaker 1: let's take a break. Hang in there, kids, go wash

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Speaker 1: Right today, at a participating Taco Bell location during breakfast hours,

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Speaker 1: we've got a Universal Orlando Resort free trip phone tap

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Speaker 1: on the way. You're like, what they're closing. Yeah, that'll

670
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Speaker 1: be closed for a while, but they'll be back after

671
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Speaker 1: March twenty eighth. A lot of people flew into Orlando

672
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Speaker 1: to go to Disney and Universal Orlando Resort, so they're

673
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Speaker 1: keeping the parks open until Sunday, and so when they

674
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Speaker 1: fly out, they're closing up. But the cool thing about

675
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Speaker 1: this incredible, incredible trip to Universal Orlando Resort, it's good

676
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Speaker 1: for a year. So as soon as they're open, you'll

677
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Speaker 1: be at the gate. Open up, let me in. All right, So, gosh,

678
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: where do we start? We love you. We don't need

679
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: to feel isolated because a lot of people are gonna

680
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: start like I'm gonna stay home and you're gonna need

681
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: some interaction with people. It's Okay, go online or listen

682
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: to us we're here. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

683
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: Have you thought about what you're gonna do when you

684
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: maybe you have more moments, more moments with yourself, buy

685
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: yourself at home. Oh yeah, I'm gonna do all of

686
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: my art projects that I have been working on. I

687
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: got them stockpiled and organized, and I'm ready to paint

688
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: and make my little trees. Oh that's good, good painting,

689
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: being creative. What about you, Daniel, I don't My one

690
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: girlfriend told me yesterday that she's been wanting to hire

691
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: someone to paint in her house, and she's like, you

692
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: know what, if I have all this sextra time, maybe

693
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: I'll just paint myself. So I don't know. I do

694
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: have some rooms and stuff that I definitely want to

695
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: organize and throw out stuff and crap, so I might

696
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: do that. But it's a good time to catch up

697
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: on Netflix and stuff like that, because we always we

698
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: have these shows that we've been wanting to watch, and

699
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: so maybe maybe we'll get some time to watch them.

700
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: So if you're working in the financial world, a lot

701
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: of people are here in New York, especially down downtown.

702
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: Dal Jones had its worst day since Black Monday in

703
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Speaker 1: of nineteen eighty seven. Yesterday, Ohio and Maryland became the

704
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Speaker 1: first states to shut down all schools, including both public

705
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Speaker 1: and private. Ireland, Denmark, Norway have joined the list of

706
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Speaker 1: countries on lockdown. A new study found the average person

707
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: who gets COVID nineteen is contagious for twenty days. Wow.

708
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: One patient they looked at was contagious for thirty seven days.

709
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Speaker 1: There's a biotech company in Rochester, New York, thinks one

710
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: of its cancer drugs might be in effective treatment. They

711
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: claim the test or showing it slows down cell to

712
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: cell spread in people with the virus. We'll find out.

713
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 1: Could the virus affect men's fertility. Oh, because we're wondering

714
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Speaker 1: if there's gonna be a baby boom right nine months

715
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: from now. Right, it's not clear. Some doctors think it's possible.

716
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: We'll see. People are calling on Internet providers to suspend

717
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: caps on how much data people can use because people

718
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: are gonna be working from home. Wait, if you're broking

719
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Speaker 1: from home right now, can you let Maxie out? He

720
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Speaker 1: sees Uncle Johnny, Oh, that's what it is, Okay, Uncle Johnny.

721
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Speaker 1: Hey wait wait, Uncle Johnny uncle Johnny, don't kiss. Don't

722
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Speaker 1: kiss Max. That's okay, Just go tell him don't tongue

723
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: he tongue kisses my dog. I I won't tell it.

724
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: Do you want to go no tongue kissing my dog?

725
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: This is my warning. The fact that you have to

726
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: tell him not to tounue kiss your dog is just funny. Here,

727
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: you don't take don't tongue kiss my dog? Which direction

728
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Speaker 1: are you concerned about disease being? You know what I'm saying.

729
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Anyway, So what are you

730
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: gonna do? Watch TVs, movies, read books. I kind of

731
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: like the fact that, I mean, even though it's this

732
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: is a sucky situation, the fact that families are going

733
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: to have more family time possibly and it might be

734
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: a good bonding time for family. I'm hoping it is

735
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: games like some board games. Maybe you know, some time

736
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Speaker 1: just to spend time as a family and get to

737
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: know each other a little bit better because everyone's always going, going, going, going,

738
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Speaker 1: going sports and this. You know, but here's here's what

739
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: you need to monitor. So now you have time with

740
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Speaker 1: your family, put the phone down. Yeah, actually hang out

741
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: with you, you know, because I find myself. If I'm

742
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: by myself sometimes and I could be reading, could be

743
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: doing something useful. I'll get on that circle on you

744
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: online and just kind of keep going in circle and

745
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: don't do it too it's terrible, stop it. Yeah. Hey,

746
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: so switching gears. There's a woman in England who's going viral.

747
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: She posted this picture of a sandwich that she likes.

748
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Speaker 1: Have you seen this? No? She butters up two pieces

749
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: of bread and then puts plain cooked noodles in between

750
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Speaker 1: and eats it like a sandwich. Oh okay, it's like

751
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: it's carbs on car I wonder what that tastes like. Oooh,

752
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: I feel like it has potential. Yeah, jazz it up

753
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: a little bit at some jazz maybe like Texas toast

754
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: and spaghetti. Hello, I'm not I'm not poopooing this. I

755
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: might poopoo it later right now speaking, thank you to

756
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: all of our listeners who heard heard my please for

757
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: please help. Yeah. I woke up this morning and I

758
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 1: realized I had three rolls of toilet paper in my apartment.

759
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: And then Alex is gonna come in and he's gonna

760
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: he uses lots because Alex, can you get him on

761
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: the phone. I don't know if he's eating too much fiber.

762
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: He's always on the toilet like five times a day.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I don't know if it's she's just trying

764
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Speaker 1: to get away from me. That's his quiet time, his

765
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Speaker 1: happy place, because he knows I'm not going to get

766
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: near He knows that when he's in the bathroom, I'm

767
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: not getting anywhere near that door. I don't want anything

768
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Speaker 1: to do with it. Do you guys ever argue about

769
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: the amount of toilet paper used, We're about to and

770
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Speaker 1: get him on the phone. My best friend got into

771
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Speaker 1: a fight one time with her hubby about how much

772
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Speaker 1: toilet paper she was using, and she's like, I will

773
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: divorce him over this. Yeah, Hi, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: You know, I woke up this morning and realized we

775
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 1: only have three rolls of toilet paper in the apartment.

776
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: That's okay. We got the toilet bowl that cleans you. Yeah,

777
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Speaker 1: you know we do. We have that that expensive Japanese

778
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Speaker 1: toilet that shoots water up your ass. Yeah yeah, well

779
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Speaker 1: basically yeah yeah, why no, but you still need to

780
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Speaker 1: dab at the end. Yeah, well do you have towels

781
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 1: for that? I mean regular towel? Yeah, look, pat down,

782
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: but that's the air dryer too, So you pushed the Yeah,

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00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: I know it has a blow dryer on it. That thing. Well,

784
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Speaker 1: that's why I make sure I keep my butt hair

785
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: nice and trim, because I don't want to. I don't

786
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: want the feeling of blowing butt hair. It's just the

787
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: strangest thing. And then if you blow Joe, what do

788
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: you braid it? I don't know. Hey, so uh yeah.

789
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: And also they're saying the garcery stores there's there's not

790
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff left on the shelves, and so

791
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: I don't I need to go shopping later, so I'm

792
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: gonna go. I'm gonna run out to them somewhere and

793
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: get some something. Well, good luck with that. Yeah, last night, Sheldon,

794
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: my husband went to a shop write just to see

795
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: what the chaos was all about. The instagramed at all,

796
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: so it said his Instagram Instagram and it's like he said,

797
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: it was so chaotic. And then I order instacart, which

798
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: is where they deliver it to your door sometimes if

799
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: you don't have time. Yes, the poor Instacart delivery lady

800
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: comes to the door and she goes, oh my gosh,

801
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: it's like an apocalypse. She goes, they're beating each other

802
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: up in the store. I don't want any part of that.

803
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, really so Uncle Johnny

804
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: is here, Alex and I have begged him not to

805
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: tongue kiss our dog. Oh boy, you know he likes

806
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: to tone kiss. It's so cute for Alex. It's like

807
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: following him, Alex. I mean, the dog is following him around. Okay,

808
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: gonna let you go, Alex, because you need to go work,

809
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: and you go stealers steals, steal some toilet paper from

810
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: from the zoo. Would you okay? I will all right,

811
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: animals don't need to I'll talk to you later, okay,

812
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: But I love you. So Hi, Uncle Johnny. H Uncle

813
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: Johnny's all excited today because he's gonna are you doing

814
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's Hello lady, two pay train train. Johnny is

815
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: gonna do the topic train, but we've renamed it to

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00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: two pay train to pay train. We're doing that. And

817
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: uh no drinks, we're not drinking. Oh no, no alcohol.

818
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: Now what we do We drink the alcohol at home

819
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: and wash your body at it now and it helps you, oh,

820
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: because you keep alcohol. It's very cleansing, very nice. Oh no,

821
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: that's not what's no? All right, what's your segment hasn't

822
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: started yet, so just remain calm in the corner and

823
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 1: go go prepare. Ok all right, I'm calling it. Okay,

824
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: thank you Uncle John Jesus. Let's get into the three

825
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: things you need to know? What what? Oh? I've got

826
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: Linda here? Wait, Linda wants to make a deal. Hi, Linda,

827
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: what's going on? Let's make a deal, Hi, Elvis, Let's

828
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: make a deal. Okay, what do you have for me?

829
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: And what do I have for you? I? Okay, so

830
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: I have I order a toilet paper from who gives

831
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Speaker 1: a Crap? So I have paper at hold on, back up,

832
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: there's a company called who Gives a Crap? Are they

833
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: still toilet paper? Yes? How much did you order? Oh?

834
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 1: I ordered um a case, so I have so much.

835
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: I get like one hundred and eighty rolls I think

836
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: they put in that case. Let's make a deal, all right,

837
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 1: So you as you know, I only have three rolls

838
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: of toilet paper at the house. So you're willing to

839
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: send me to some toilet paper in exchange for what

840
00:43:55,160 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: for an autographed book from Elvis Durrand? Why don't I

841
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: just rip the pages out and use that as toilet paper. No,

842
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: because I have to read it when I'm home. I could.

843
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: Everyone said, my books full of crap. All right, I'll

844
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: tell you what. Okay, I'm going to send you an

845
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: autographed Elvis. D're in Where do I begin? Book? But

846
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna you do? You have to pay off and

847
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: send me How many roles is that worth? Um? How

848
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: many do you need? Doctor? Go on and on. I

849
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: would say that's good for a half dozen roles. I'll

850
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: send them to you. Elvis, that book's not worth over

851
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: six rolls of toilet paper. An autograph, I think, get

852
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: up a surprise. Yeah, but you have to autograph one

853
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: of the rolls of toilet paper. I definitely will. Who

854
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: gives the crap? Door is sold out toilet paper? Hold

855
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: on one second, Linda, all right, let's make a deal.

856
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: Let's make a deal. Yes, straight, I think you're being

857
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: a little short sighted. You've got like eight boxes of

858
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: books that's essentially toilet paper when you get right down

859
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: to it, it really is. We're fine, We're fine, like

860
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: a lot of butt cuts. All right, now, the three

861
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: things you need to know, we're doing it twice an

862
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: hour today. What's going on, Gandhi. There's a lot going on. Actually,

863
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: all major sports leagues have postponed their sporting events, and

864
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: the ncable A canceled all of its remaining winter and

865
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 1: springs sporting events in championships, including the nc Double A Tournament.

866
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: A lot of people are sad. Yesterday Ohio in Maryland,

867
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,479
Speaker 1: like you said, they became the first states to close

868
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: all schools. This year's Kentucky Derby could be postponed. Churchill

869
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: Downs will make that decision later on today. As of now,

870
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: they say they're preparing for it to still happen on

871
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: May second, but we'll see. And currently more than seven

872
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: hundred cases have been recorded here with at least forty

873
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: one deaths. And as Alvis mentioned earlier, take care of

874
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: your neighbors. If you live next to an older person

875
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: who might not be going out or is a little

876
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 1: bit nervous, help them out, get them what they need.

877
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: Be a good cookie, like we say. Yeah. President Trump's

878
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: thirty day ban on travel from more than two dozen

879
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: European nations is now in effect. Countries covered by the

880
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: travel suspension are the twenty six nations in the Shingen

881
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: Passport Free Area, like France, German, Many, Scandinavian countries, but

882
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: twenty three European countries are exempt, including the UK, Ireland,

883
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: Russia and Ukraine. And don't forget US citizens can come home.

884
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: And finally, a new study reports that the father's health

885
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: may play a very big role in the health of

886
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: a newborn baby. Researchers studied about eight hundred thousand births

887
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: and found that fathers who have high blood pressure, obesity, diabetes, cancer,

888
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: or depression, we're nineteen to twenty eight percent more likely

889
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: to have infants who are pretermed and had low birth

890
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: weights or needed to spend time in the NIKU. Usually

891
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: they put a lot of the health on the mother,

892
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: but now fathers need to take care of themselves as well.

893
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people are texting in asking

894
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: why we're at work today, Well, because most of our

895
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: favorite TV shows are not only not bringing audiences in, mean,

896
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: they're not even producing. Like we heard from Wendy Williams

897
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: who just woke up and she's not going to work today,

898
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: not for a while. So we're here, I don't know

899
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: how much longer. Yeah, we're here till they tell us

900
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: not to be. Yeah, and then I think they have

901
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: these kits that we can take home and we can

902
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: do the show from our home. So what we were

903
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: told yesterday is there's one kit. Okay, one of us

904
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:15,479
Speaker 1: is the biggest on the marquis. No, no, I'm playing

905
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 1: on coming in and I'm gonna come in until they

906
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: locked the door. What straight name I was gonna say?

907
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: If you're broadcasting from home, somebody still needs to be here.

908
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: And I guess that means it's scary. Scary. Thank you? Yeah,

909
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't know you're in. Yeah, I'm coming in. If

910
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: you guys are coming in, I'm coming in. We got

911
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: to do a show. What else are we gonna do? Yeah? Hello,

912
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: I mean you know, talk about the orchestra that was

913
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: going down on the Titanic. Oh god, that's us. All right,

914
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: let me let me lay it out for you. We've

915
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: got a free trip phone tap Universal Orlando Resort. This

916
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,959
Speaker 1: trip is good for up to a year. You're gonna

917
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: win that. Coming up next. Also, Uncle Johnny has joined us.

918
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's on it. He's ready to go. We've got

919
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: a busy hour ahead of us. Let's go in the

920
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: morning show. So it's really funny. We're sitting around having

921
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: conversations about you know, you know, yeah, you know why,

922
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: and we're having these conversations we never thought in a

923
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: million years we would ever have. Yeah, it's so funny.

924
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: Life is just changing. And you know what. Don't don't

925
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: think I'm not taking this seriously, but I find I

926
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 1: find this fascinating. I mean, look, you know, I don't

927
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: want anyone to get sick. I don't want anyone to

928
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: go through a loved one being very sick and possibly

929
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: losing them. That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm

930
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 1: talking about, though, it's just observing other people and how

931
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: they're responding and reacting to everything that's going on with

932
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: coronavirus and everything. This is because of that, and it's

933
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: fascinating to me to kind of study how people are.

934
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: Actually I'm surprised and pleased how many people are leaning

935
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: into it and okay with it. Yeah, well you have

936
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: to be. I think if you're not, you're gonna just

937
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: be crazy. It's gonna drive yourself crazy. Everyone's well, and

938
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: there'll be a little meltdown. I've seen a couple of meltdowns.

939
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: One yesterday, Daniel had a meltdown here. But we got

940
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: through it. Not just kid around here. But you know,

941
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: but you know, you had your meltdown, I think, and

942
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: now look, you know, it's it's good. We're gonna be fine.

943
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: It's just I think, just like going for a walk

944
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: in the wood, it's good to look at the trees

945
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: and look at the flowers, and look at the sky

946
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: and look at the path you're walking on. When you're

947
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: walking through life with friends and with family members, observing

948
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: how they're responding and reacting, I find it's just so entertaining.

949
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally. I find it funny because, you know,

950
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: having children, they look at it different than like schools

951
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: out you know what. I like, my oldest has virtual school,

952
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: so he's having a friend over who's in the same

953
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: school as him, which is great. Then he has wants

954
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: another friend over from a different school. It's party time.

955
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not party time, it's still school. Look,

956
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 1: this is not happening. See this is why it can't

957
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: be a parent. I invite your friends over. Yeah, set,

958
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: there are opportunities going on here friends. Earlier, someone said,

959
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: oh my god, did you see there's no traffic today. God,

960
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: that's just awful. The things you know, Do you mean

961
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: there's no traffic. That's awful. That's awesome. Take advantage of

962
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: that to be able to drive, to be able to

963
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: drive down Ninth Avenue in New York City at ninety

964
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: miles an hour. Who never happened? You can do it.

965
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: Let's go see at least green lights you can hit.

966
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, how are you doing, Uncle Johnny? I'm doing fine.

967
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm having a great time. It is very easy to

968
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: get around now. There's not many people out and around,

969
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: and we gotta keep an eye on the elderly over there. Yeah,

970
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: well I'm doing fine now. I figured I got this

971
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: firing life, you know, caser RASA, whatever will be, We'll

972
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: be thank you, Doris day about we're about to get

973
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: into the Universal Orlando Resort free trip phone tap. You

974
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: get a phone tap, you get a free trip to

975
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: Universal Orlando Resort good for a year. Thanks to our

976
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: friends at Sacks off Fifth love them. Also, Uncle Johnny

977
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: is going to do the two pay train. We're working on.

978
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: We're working on some questions. He's gonna host in a moment. Oh,

979
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: is Dennis on the phone. Hey, our buddy Dennis. Dennis

980
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: is at You're at what the Jet Blue terminal at

981
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: JFK Airport. Oh, so did you did you assume going

982
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: in today the place would be a ghost town? I did,

983
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: And it's packed. Are you tell us what? What? What

984
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: planes are people in? Oh? Everything? Honestly, the Islands is

985
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: where everybody's going. I mean, it's so funny. There were

986
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: people panicking because I guess there's a Cancoon flight that

987
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: is leaving like in about ten minutes, and people, I'm

988
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: on Cancoon. I'm on Cancoon, and and then and then

989
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm on Santiago, Dominican Republic. I gotta go. And it

990
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: was like, it was so funny. Everybody was shouting their

991
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: destinations in line today because they were boarding and they

992
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: didn't expect the line so long. Wow, look at that.

993
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: So people were getting out of town. See, here's my thing.

994
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: What happens if you fly to Cancoon and they say, well,

995
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: we're stopping all flights you're in Cancoon? Is that good?

996
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know. I love that to happen

997
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: to me. I'm just going to La. You're going to La.

998
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: There's certain places that I wouldn't mind being stuck for

999
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: a while, right exactly? All right, well look you want

1000
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 1: to yeah, give me a list of where they're all going. Okay,

1001
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: they're going to Saint Martin, Kurks and Caicos. I see

1002
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: a couple of sand of Domingos coming up. There's a

1003
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: puncha ka, puncha plada. I mean, there's not for everybody here. Wow, okay,

1004
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: well there you go. Surprise. Well look, yes, fly safe?

1005
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: Are you jet blueing back to la oh am jet blue? Yes? Yeah,

1006
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 1: all right, well we love you and fly safe. Don't

1007
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: don't inhale on the plane. Okay, there's a picture of

1008
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: how full or not full your plane is? Yeah, he say,

1009
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: I will do that. Yeah, Uncle John's here, he said, Johnny,

1010
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: I love you. There you go. Everyone's like out of

1011
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: town or bust, gotta go. Yeah. I would have thought

1012
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: the same thing. I would have thought, Oh, doesn't mean

1013
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: nobody at the airports totally. I would too, because I

1014
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: wouldn't think they'd be going to those islands because they

1015
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: contained if somebody has obviously not business, they're open for business,

1016
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: open for business. Look, it looks the only part of

1017
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: it going to the islands is the plane. I don't

1018
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: only There was actually someone on on CNN being introduced

1019
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: viewed last night and he was asked, well, are you

1020
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 1: flying around? He said, yeah, I'm flying because I'm doing business.

1021
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: Because of coronavirus. They asked him, would you get on

1022
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: a plane for a for a pleasure vacation. He said no,

1023
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: not at all. I would stay home. All right, there

1024
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: you go. Let's get into your phone tap. It's your

1025
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: free trip phone tap. Rand in the morning shows free

1026
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 1: trip phone Tap. I thought, I just said that. Why

1027
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 1: does he have to say anyway, a Universal Orlando resort,

1028
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: even though they are closing after this weekend for a

1029
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,919
Speaker 1: few weeks, they will be back open and you're gonna

1030
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: want to go. That's why when you win this Universal

1031
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: Orlando Resort free trip phone tape, you've got up to

1032
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: a year to take it. Round trip airfair for two

1033
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: to Orlando accommodations at Universal's Cabana Bay Beach Resort. We

1034
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 1: love that place right now. Oh it's beautiful. That's why

1035
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,919
Speaker 1: I met Marilyn Monroe in the hallway shoes there. Yeah. Yeah,

1036
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: ground transportation to and fro the airport, and the hotel,

1037
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 1: admission to Universal Studios Florida and universals. It just goes

1038
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: on and on. You're gonna win if you call on

1039
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: one hundred thanks to sacks Off Fifth one eight hundred

1040
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Speaker 1: two four two zero one hundred call me now sex

1041
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Speaker 1: Off Fifth Fabulous sax fifth Avenue, by the way, one

1042
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Speaker 1: of those beautiful premier stores in the history of stores.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant The Elvis Durant phone tap Ahi scary, what's

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00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: it all about? So Marissa wanted to play a phone

1055
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: tap on her friend Katherine, who just moved to a

1056
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: new city to open her own restaurant. But Katherine's already

1057
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: been getting some flak and resistance from the competing businesses

1058
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: on the same street. So Merissa wanted me to call

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00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: and screw with her as I pretend business that's has

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00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: a problem with her opening a restaurant on my terra.

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Speaker 1: Please can join the music while you're party is listening

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Speaker 1: to Scar Hello Katherine Shepper, please miss Shepper? How are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is fabrit Theo Fontana. I am an entrepreneur

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00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 1: here and I'm opening up a Fabritio fondue. Are you familiar?

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00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I moved here a couple of weeks ago.

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00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: Is there a way I can throw some monetary compensation

1067
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: in your way to stop your project? No, not at all.

1068
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to open up this restaurant and that's that.

1069
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got my phone number.

1070
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: And this is a ridiculous phone call. I got it

1071
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 1: through town hall. But here's why I say this. The

1072
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: town's not big enough for the two of us. Well there,

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00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: it's about twenty eight hundred people in this town, and

1074
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: I'm quite sure and are all going to be going

1075
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 1: to your restaurant. Okay, I'd rather buy you out now

1076
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: I can. No, No, there's nothing to go to all

1077
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: about this. You're not going to give me money to

1078
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: not open up my restaurant. Where are you from Missus Shepherd,

1079
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: New Jersey. I just want to let you know I

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00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: have three fabritio fon dues in South Beach and they

1081
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: are all doing just splendid. Now, well, that's great for you.

1082
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: I hope your restaurants is great. Okay. I wish you

1083
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: all the best of lots, and I'm going to open mind. No, no,

1084
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: but no, that's not gonna work. Okay, because it's gonna work,

1085
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 1: and you're gonna make it work. So that's that. Okay.

1086
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm don't want this phone call. This is ridiculous now,

1087
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: missus Shepherd. I just found out that you are not

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00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: even paying for one penny of this, So why am

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00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 1: I even Oh so, I see you're a little girl

1090
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 1: that says, oh my daddy's gonna buy me a restaurant.

1091
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to speak to your daddy. How

1092
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,320
Speaker 1: about that? Put your daddy on the phone yourself, and

1093
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,959
Speaker 1: not call ever again. Okay, this is me saying, don't

1094
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: call on if you call back and I'll press charges.

1095
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: Got that. Listen here, you grimy little bitch. Okay, let

1096
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: me talk to your dad a little bit. Okay. Now

1097
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it to the police. So your daddy

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00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: pays your way through life. I know I paid my

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00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: way through school, Okay, not my father. Do you want

1100
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: to talking up a restaurant and said that I could

1101
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: be the chef? So you know what? All right? You

1102
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: know what, you're nothing but Jersey trash. You know that,

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00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: nothing but Jersey trash. I'm from South Beach. Okay, you're

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00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: from Jersey Beach. Oh oh what do you fancy? Huh yeah,

1105
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm fancy. How about you be my first customer at

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00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: Fabritio's Fontana's Health of Fun Dues. I'll make a very

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00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: special one. I'm going to dip my banana in a

1108
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: chocolate fondue and I'm going to cram it down your throat,

1109
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: just so you know. If you know anything about this town,

1110
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: which I'm pretty sure you don't, they don't want anything

1111
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: high class. So fun dude. Theyn't even gonna know what

1112
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: fun do is. They don't even gonna know what fun

1113
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: doesn't I don't gonna know what to do with it.

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00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: So then the Jersey trash is perfect to be opening

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00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: up a restaurant and magic. Well. Too bad that I

1116
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: have the whole town supporting me and not you. You

1117
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: with a brief font Who am I If you telling

1118
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: me that, bitch, I'm going to dip your head and

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00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: cheese fondue and serve it to the entire town. Now

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Speaker 1: you're gonna close up soup? Or do I have to

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00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: get South Beach on your ass? Oh? You can get

1122
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: South Beach on my ass all you want. All right,

1123
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Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of you. You're not afraid of me. No,

1124
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: you're one p little bitch. Might be afraid of I

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00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: don't know being phone tapped. This is Scary Jones from

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00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Your dad, with the

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00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: help of your friend Marissa from New Jersey, wanted to

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00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: play a joke on you. Come on, I can't believe that.

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00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was pretty awesome with my restaurant. Now

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Speaker 1: you can't wow. Thank you? Yeah, thank you Scary And

1131
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: there you go. Five an idea for a phone tap

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00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,959
Speaker 1: let us know. Go to Elvis dot com and click

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Speaker 1: on the phone tap link caller one hundred. Hello James,

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00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: Hello James your caller one hundred. Yes, you just want

1135
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Speaker 1: James a trip to Universal Orlando Resort and you've got

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00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 1: up to a year to take it. So as soon

1137
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: as the coast is clear, get on a plane and

1138
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: fly on down. Congratulations, good for you. Awesome, thank you

1139
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: very much. Well, thank you and you stay safe, wash

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Speaker 1: your hands, hold on one second now. Thanks to sax

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Speaker 1: Off A fifth up to seventy percent off eight hundred

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Speaker 1: designer brands every day. Thank you for a great week

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Speaker 1: of Universal Orlando Resort free trip phone taps. Go to

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Speaker 1: sax Off fifth dot com. Let's all go right now,

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Speaker 1: check all right, good bye, don't join me, Join me

1146
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Speaker 1: over there and we'll get some stuff done. Sax Off fifth.

1147
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Speaker 1: We love you and we can't wait to do do

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00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 1: this again with you sometime soon. What a great week

1149
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: of phone taps. So that was awesome, scary, thank you.

1150
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: All right, into the Danielle Report, and then we're doing

1151
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Speaker 1: three things you need to Know twice an hour, so

1152
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: I guess that's six things you need to know every hour.

1153
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: That's coming up with GANDHI next, daniel you're at first. Okay.

1154
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: To be clear, Tom Hanks is not quarantined with Wilson

1155
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: the volleyball from Capstaway. There was a viral picture going

1156
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: around yesterday that the Gold Coast Hospital staff rolled into

1157
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 1: volleyball to keep Tom Hanks company in quarantine. It was

1158
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: not real. He is not quarantined with the volleyball. He's

1159
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: not with Wilson the volleyball. He's with Rita Wilson exactly

1160
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: his wife. Right. So both of tonight's show in the

1161
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: Late and Late Night have been suspended for two weeks

1162
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: starting today. This news comes a day after we told

1163
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: you that the shows were scheduled to go on without

1164
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: a studio audience starting Monday. They decided to change things up.

1165
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: This is probably gonna happen with a lot of shows,

1166
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 1: you know. They have to figure things out as they

1167
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: go along. Things are going to change, you know. So

1168
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: the price is right going dark for two weeks. The

1169
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: twenty twenty twenty back A Film Festival will not happen

1170
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 1: in April. No new dates have been announced yet. NBC

1171
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: has suspended its live audiences for Today and Today with

1172
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: Hoda and Jenna and Friends. Oh, before I move on,

1173
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you scary Can you put in

1174
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,919
Speaker 1: um nile horn carpool karaoke sound? I will be playing

1175
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: that soon, thank you. Joy Bahart taking at least a

1176
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: week off of the view because of coronavirus. She says

1177
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: her age puts her at higher risk, plus, her daughter

1178
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: urged her to stay home. An official announcement will be

1179
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: made during today's episode She Works. By the way, they said,

1180
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: if the sixties and seventies didn't kill Uncle Johnny, nothing will.

1181
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: I think that's how he's looking at it. Yeah. Coldplay

1182
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 1: shared another video for a song from their Everyday Life album.

1183
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: It's for the song a Trouble in Town, and it's

1184
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: a take on the classic Animal Farm. I think a

1185
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: lot of us read Animal Farm in school right. It's

1186
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: set in a crime written city that's being run by

1187
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: a pig dictator. Possibly what a pig dictator? If you've

1188
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: read you Yeah, I'm just I'm gonna move on from So.

1189
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: Disney will never release of the South on Disney Plus.

1190
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: So a lot of people are asking about it. They're saying,

1191
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: you know why, it's racially insensitive. It's not gonna happen,

1192
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: it's not appropriate for today's world, and the movie is

1193
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: not going to be released on Disney Plus. So stop asking. Um, So,

1194
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: we know what a writer is, but a lot of

1195
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: people don't know a writer. For somebody's tour, it's a

1196
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: list of things that a performer wants in exchange for

1197
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: being there. Right in their in their dressing room, usually

1198
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,439
Speaker 1: backstage stuff like that, so this is pretty cool. Radar

1199
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: Online came out with a list of some stuff that

1200
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: some of our favorites want behind the scenes, So Coldplay,

1201
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: they actually want snacks and drinks, which is normal, but

1202
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: they want postcards from every city that they're in so

1203
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: they can send it home to their kids while on

1204
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: so that's pretty cool. Michael Bubley loves hockey, so he

1205
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: asks for a puck from a local hockey team while

1206
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: he's there to be in his dressing room. I mean,

1207
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: they could actually sue someone if they get there to

1208
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: do a show and Michael Bubley doesn't have a hockey puck. Yeah.

1209
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: Gott soundtrack. Kevin Hart is very protective of his material.

1210
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 1: Doesn't want anybody to steal anything, right, So what does

1211
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: he do? He has roamers walking around making sure nobody's

1212
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: filming him, so he makes sure that there's a lot

1213
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 1: of them that's in his contract, justin timber like a germaphobe.

1214
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: So he asks a lot of things. Doorknobs have to

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01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: be cleaned. But the best thing is Prince. He always asks.

1216
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: He used to ask for a lot of really crazy

1217
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: things like five bedroom houses and all kinds of things.

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01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: And I remember, I'll perform if you give me a

1219
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Speaker 1: five bedroom house. I remember being someplace with Prince and

1220
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: he was backstage and he had asked for everything to

1221
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: be purple, purple light bulbs. He had the carpet ripped

1222
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: up and he had to have purple carpeting. I was

1223
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 1: there to see it, and I was like, this is crazy,

1224
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: But he got it, got what he wanted. Hon Oh

1225
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 1: can we play that? Do we have time for? Not?

1226
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 1: Myle horn has been postponed. Thank you, Daniel. Into the

1227
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Speaker 1: three things you need to know, Gandhi go. Well, not

1228
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 1: one but two players for the Utah Jazz now have

1229
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: the coronavirus, and Rudy Gobert is apologizing for what he's

1230
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 1: calling careless behavior. If you guys missed it, he jokingly

1231
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: touched reporters, microphones, recorders, and a ton of stuff in

1232
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 1: the locker room last week, being like, oh, I got

1233
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: the virus, I'm gonna give it to you. While it

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01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: turns out he did have it, he said he had

1235
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 1: no idea he was infected, and now his teammate Donovan

1236
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: Mitchell has tested positive as well. As you know, the

1237
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: NBA pulled the plug on the rest of the season,

1238
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: and now all other major league sports are following suit,

1239
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: as well as the NC doable A. Currently more than

1240
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: seventeen hundred cases have been recorded here in the US,

1241
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: with at least forty one deaths. Yesterday we were talking

1242
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: about the US women's soccer team protesting, and now we

1243
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: find out that the United States Soccer Federation president is resigning.

1244
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: His name is Carlos Cordero, and he's stepping down after

1245
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: taking responsibility for that bogus language which he's calling unacceptable

1246
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: and inexcusable after court documents revealed he said the men

1247
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,919
Speaker 1: should make our money because they need a higher level

1248
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: of skill to play the King. And finally, have you

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Speaker 1: guys heard about the school kids in Wuhan, China trying

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01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 1: to get out of all their school work. If not,

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01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: they were obviously taking classes from home, and they're using

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01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: an app called ding Talk. Well, it actually works really

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01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 1: well and had really high ratings until they figured out

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01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: that if they all gave it a negative review, the

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01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 1: ratings would tank and the app store would remove it.

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01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 1: So overnight this app store got flooded with tens of

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Speaker 1: thousands of negative reviews, the rating went down to one

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Speaker 1: point four. They're still hanging in, but these kids are

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01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: doing their best to get out of all the future

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Speaker 1: leaders of the world right there. Thank you guy. Uncle

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01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,440
Speaker 1: Johnny's here so he has a new bit called Uncle

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01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 1: Johnny's two pay Train. Are we ready to do this?

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01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm not sure? Are we not yet? Whenever you're ready,

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01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm ready. As soon as the two pay train is

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01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: ready to we'll get on board and we'll take off

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01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: the station. All right, let's take a break. And by

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01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: the way, people asking where Froggy is, Froggy had a

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01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: little sniffle. Yep, So Froggy is at home. We told

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01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: him to go relax. We miss him very much. We

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01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 1: love you Frog. Hang in there every single morning. I

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01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: absolutely I love you, guys. Elvis Duran in the morning

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01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 1: show tonight on VH one, RuPaul's Drag Race is back

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01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,640
Speaker 1: with the first elimination of season twelve. This is an

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01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: iconic must see event. Who will slay and who will

1275
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 1: sashay away? Find out tonight at eight seventh Central on

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01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: RuPaul's Drag Race only on VH one. Hi, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I love you so much. You guys are awesome. Every

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01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 1: single morning, lady, all of you in Wow, this is amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to Elvis durand I'm sorry, Elvis Duran in

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01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:45,919
Speaker 1: the Morning show. We are so so excited. A new

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Speaker 1: chapter in the life of Uncle Johnny. Hey. Not only

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01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 1: is he the world's best bartender and a great guy,

1283
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: not only does he tell really bad jokes, but today

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01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: he's going to host a new bit, a new segment,

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Speaker 1: the only Uncle Johnny can host, Johnny's two pay Train. Yes, yeah,

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01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 1: he'll pay train. We like that. Are you excited? I'm

1287
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 1: so excited, I really am. I'm gonna bring my next

1288
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 1: next I'm bringing all my two page in. Really, don't

1289
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: you throw them away? You can know I keep them.

1290
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put them on everybody. We're gonna have a

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01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 1: little two page. This is not a good time to

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01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: be sharing two pages. Oh my god, you mean two pays,

1293
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: Cabby That Yes, your twopay has all sorts of things

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01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: in it. All. Right, here we go, Johnny. Are you

1295
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: ready Johnny's two pay train? Is it time to do it? All? Right?

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Speaker 1: Here we go Johnny Train, Johnny's train. It is the

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Speaker 1: two pay train. You're gonna hop on. Uncle Johnny's two

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01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: pay and take a ride. Okay. These are questions from

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Speaker 1: the mind of Uncle Johnny, in his mind only. Okay.

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01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 1: Question number one, what is your favorite TV show from

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01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: your childhood? Well, from my childhood, being born before television

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01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: was invented, I could only dream of binge watching TV

1303
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 1: all weekend without it signing, without it signing off, or

1304
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: being interrupted by a cigarette commercial. This is true. Okay.

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01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: My favorite shows as a kid where I love Lucy,

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01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: the Andy Griffin Show, and the fifteen Minute Betty David

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01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: Betty White Show. Yes, she was so fabulous that she

1308
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: still is and I was Griffin Andy Griffin was. That

1309
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 1: was great. It's Griffith, so Griffith. Yes, yes, So what

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01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,679
Speaker 1: is your favorite TV show from when you were a kid?

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01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: I want you to call in now and let me know.

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01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 1: O kids, eight hundred two four two zero one hundred,

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01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,600
Speaker 1: you call in, let me know what your favorite t

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01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: B show was as a kid. Okay, We're all to

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01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:56,719
Speaker 1: a great start, all right, Next question to pay trouble.

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01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:00,640
Speaker 1: You're famous for your hairpiece, right, Yes I am, and

1317
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 1: I love it. Everybody loves it. But you even have

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01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,560
Speaker 1: a theme song for your two pay? Right? Yes? I do?

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01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: Where where is it's right right now? All right, so

1320
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: you have your own two pay song, so go ahead, yes,

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01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,040
Speaker 1: and uh so to pay trouble. I'm famous for my

1322
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 1: just a minute, okay, all right, I'm famous. Oh this

1323
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 1: is going all right, this is good, This is good.

1324
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,000
Speaker 1: I want you to call in. It got me thinking

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01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: whether you call it a two pay wig or weave?

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01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 1: What trouble has your hairpiece gotten you in? Two? Call

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01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,759
Speaker 1: in and let me know. All right, to pay trouble,

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01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,799
Speaker 1: call eight hundred two four two zer were one hundred

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01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: and let us know. Very good, all right. Your next

1330
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: topic is greatest invention? What's that? It's crazy how many

1331
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: fabulous things are in the world. It seems every day

1332
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: there are new things to make our lives easier. Back

1333
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 1: in the day, we didn't have a lot of things

1334
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 1: like computers, slice bread, slice bread, even fire. Yeah, and

1335
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,320
Speaker 1: you didn't even have fire or so that was it

1336
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:23,640
Speaker 1: was so difficult. My family was the first on the

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01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: block to have a television. Is that true? Yes? All right,

1338
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: well we were the right with the second of the

1339
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 1: house next to us. They got one the same day

1340
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 1: we did, and we used to have to put the

1341
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 1: thing in front of it to get some color. Yeah. Anyways,

1342
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 1: so I want you to call one. Now, what was

1343
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:48,200
Speaker 1: what has been the greatest invention in your lifetime? Call

1344
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: now eight hundred two four two zero one hundred and

1345
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,240
Speaker 1: let us know. Okay, The next topic on the Uncle

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01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:58,840
Speaker 1: Johnny's two pay train is virginity song. Now, what is

1347
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,639
Speaker 1: the virginity song? Talk Uncle Johnny. Well, most people remember

1348
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 1: the song that they lost the virginity. Two. My song

1349
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,799
Speaker 1: is Twist and Shout by the Eisley Brothers from nineteen

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01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:15,640
Speaker 1: sixty two. All right, Twist and shout. Yes, So what

1351
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 1: was your favorite song when you had lost your virginity?

1352
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 1: All right? What song was playing when you lost your virginity?

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01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 1: Callin now eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.

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01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: Very nice, that's a great topic. And finally on Uncle

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01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:34,640
Speaker 1: Johnny's two pay tree, my favorite childhood toy when I

1356
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 1: was a kid, we didn't have a lot of toys,

1357
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 1: but my favorite was linking logs. In fact, I got

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01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 1: them directly from Lincoln. Oh good, it was a long

1359
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:50,600
Speaker 1: time ago. What was your favorite toy from when you

1360
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:54,720
Speaker 1: were a little kid? Calin eight eight eight hundred two

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01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 1: four two zero one hundred. Yes, we want to hear

1362
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 1: from you, Johnny Trade. These are great topics. Again, what

1363
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 1: is your favorite TV show from your childhood? I'm so

1364
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: impressed you new Lincoln, what to paid Trouble? What trouble?

1365
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 1: Did your wig or we've get you into what song?

1366
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,639
Speaker 1: Did you lose your virginity too? What's the greatest invention

1367
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,840
Speaker 1: of all time? And what's your favorite childhood toy? His

1368
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 1: was Lincoln Laws directly from Lincoln. All right, call Uncle

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01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 1: Johnny now on the Uncle Johnny two paid train line

1370
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 1: at eight hundred two for two zero one hundred. All right,

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01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,320
Speaker 1: let's go around the room while we get the calls in.

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01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:43,160
Speaker 1: It'll be great, Uncle Johnny, fantastic. Thank this is good. Yeah,

1373
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,280
Speaker 1: so you're starting to understand it right, Yes, of course

1374
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 1: people are going to relate with you and you're gonna

1375
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,160
Speaker 1: have a great time with the listeners. Now absolutely, I'm

1376
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,160
Speaker 1: dying to time they're calling in. Now, let's go around

1377
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,120
Speaker 1: the room, Daniel, what's on your minds? I want to

1378
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 1: say happy anniversary to my husband Sheldon. We are celebrating

1379
01:12:56,479 --> 01:13:00,679
Speaker 1: seventeen years on Sunday. Um and um. I love you, honey,

1380
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 1: and you keep me laughing every single day, And thank

1381
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,640
Speaker 1: you for being a great daddy to our boys and

1382
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,600
Speaker 1: just everything, the ups, the downs. I wouldn't want to

1383
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 1: do it with anybody else. So love you, love you,

1384
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: love you, and thanks for finding toilet paper yesterday. Oh yeah,

1385
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,880
Speaker 1: and to celebrate their anniversary, they're gonna stay home and

1386
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 1: not touch their faces. He did tell me, he said, Oh,

1387
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: don't you know it's all been canceled, the anniversary, everything

1388
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:27,759
Speaker 1: because of coronavirus. Yeah, what's on your mind to day? Sketty.

1389
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:31,280
Speaker 1: So our producer Sam went down to South Beach for

1390
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 1: her sister's batcherette weekend and I gave her some tips

1391
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 1: of places to go. Well, it turns out like the

1392
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,560
Speaker 1: Club eleven and the Club Live they're all closed, and

1393
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 1: two of the restaurants. So she hit me up yesterday

1394
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 1: just all right, I need backup plans. I need Plan

1395
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,799
Speaker 1: B and C. So no matter what you're doing this weekend,

1396
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: have four or five backups. Like our friend Cheryl who

1397
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:51,559
Speaker 1: had like all invited a hundred people to her party

1398
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: and still had a full room with fifty. So you know,

1399
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,040
Speaker 1: you playing the odds, just always have backups. I'm sure

1400
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 1: waffle House will be open. She's good. Yeah, Hey, what's

1401
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,479
Speaker 1: up Gandhi. Okay, I know I've talked about this TV

1402
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,679
Speaker 1: show before, but Week two of Dave happened on Wednesday,

1403
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 1: so it was the third episode. There were two to

1404
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 1: start and then when hilarious you have to watch it.

1405
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: I was cackling, and then my boyfriend watched it and

1406
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: he was cackling. So it is just I can't believe

1407
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,960
Speaker 1: it's on TV. To be honest, all right, there's some

1408
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,200
Speaker 1: really outrageous that we love Dave a little dicky, yes,

1409
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 1: and it's on FX, right, is on FX at ten

1410
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: pm on Wednesdays. We're not getting paid to say that

1411
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 1: it's a great show. What is he love the most

1412
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 1: about it? Okay? So he's just a different type of

1413
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 1: person in general. He's got a lot of what some

1414
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:31,720
Speaker 1: people would call neurotic tendencies, and it really highlights how

1415
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 1: he's trying to work that into being a rapper and

1416
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 1: the things that go on in his life with it.

1417
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 1: It's hilarious and disturbing. Hilarious, disturbing, disturbing. Yeah, all right,

1418
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 1: it's time. It's time you ready? Oh yeah, it's time

1419
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:50,639
Speaker 1: for Uncle Johnny's two pay trains. All right, john sink

1420
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: or swim? All right? The first caller on Uncle Johnny's

1421
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 1: two pay train is Kim. Kim, which of Uncle john

1422
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 1: on his two pay train topics? Are you calling about?

1423
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 1: I am calling about the TV shows growing up with?

1424
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: All right, so, Uncle Johnny, what was your favorite show

1425
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: growing up? Yes? The TV shows? Let me find it here, okay,

1426
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 1: my favorite My favorite TV shows were way back before.

1427
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:23,559
Speaker 1: How old are you now? Oh? Really, I'm fifty two?

1428
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:26,880
Speaker 1: Oh so all right, so are you younger than me?

1429
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 1: But that's so yours? What were yours? Mine was the

1430
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 1: Brady Bunch Partridge Family because I was so in love,

1431
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:38,760
Speaker 1: like I think I love you, and then um, I

1432
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:43,720
Speaker 1: love the bear, the bear Greg Evigant. Oh it was

1433
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:47,920
Speaker 1: so hot. That's god, he is so hot. All right,

1434
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,599
Speaker 1: that's so funny. I feel so young all of a sudden.

1435
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:56,120
Speaker 1: But I did do with Danielle did where she was

1436
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,640
Speaker 1: like licking her poster and stuff. I was doing that

1437
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:03,280
Speaker 1: with Sean Captidy. You not licking the poster, just kissing it.

1438
01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:05,640
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Kim was

1439
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: your very first call. Thank you, thank you. That worked out,

1440
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:13,080
Speaker 1: very first one. All right, let's go talk to Share

1441
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 1: high Share calling from Cleveland. Uh, how are you. We're

1442
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,680
Speaker 1: doing fine. Welcome to Uncle Johnny's two page train. Which

1443
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:23,320
Speaker 1: of his topics are you calling about? Um, I'm calling

1444
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:26,879
Speaker 1: about the favorite toy as a kid? Uh, the favorite

1445
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:28,600
Speaker 1: toy as a kid? And what was your favorite to

1446
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,759
Speaker 1: my favorite toy as a kid. Yeah, what was your favorite,

1447
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? Well? Mine, you know what mine was? It

1448
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:37,639
Speaker 1: was the linking logs and I got them from Lincoln. Okay, Sharon,

1449
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:42,280
Speaker 1: what about what was Johnny? I'm going to put you

1450
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 1: to the test here. My favorite toy as a kid

1451
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 1: was flatsy dolls. Do you remember flatsy dolls? Flatsy doll?

1452
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: What was that? When was that? Yeah? Okay, you guys

1453
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:54,719
Speaker 1: will have to google it. They were They were probably

1454
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:59,320
Speaker 1: about oh maybe three or four inches tall, and um

1455
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,719
Speaker 1: about this, Uncle Johnny, and any day they were rubber.

1456
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:07,559
Speaker 1: They were rubber dolls, but they were flat and um

1457
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: you could bend them. They were bendable and just like

1458
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:14,640
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. Well, no, when was that? Share when were

1459
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:19,479
Speaker 1: they out? Yes? Um, well I'm dating myself here. Probably

1460
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:25,680
Speaker 1: in the late sixties. Yeah, late sixties. All right, to

1461
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,960
Speaker 1: google it. Okay, Well, thank you, thank you very much.

1462
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,920
Speaker 1: Flatty dolls, Yes, thank you. Chia. Is anyone under the

1463
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,519
Speaker 1: age of seventy listening to the show anyone. I really

1464
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 1: loved my furby until it came to life and I

1465
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,439
Speaker 1: had to kill it. Yeah, how did your furbie come

1466
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 1: to line? Well, you could teach it to talk, and

1467
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 1: sometimes it would just wake up and talk on its own,

1468
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: staring at me in the middle of the night. Yes,

1469
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,719
Speaker 1: so you had to kill it, took it outside smash.

1470
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:50,439
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk to Tina. Hi, Tina, Hi, how

1471
01:17:50,479 --> 01:17:52,519
Speaker 1: are you guys this morning? We're doing well with Uncle

1472
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:54,559
Speaker 1: Johnny's two pay train. As you know, he's an older

1473
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: gentleman and he's pulling all the older listeners out. Tina,

1474
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 1: what's your uncle Johnny's topics? Are you calling about on

1475
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 1: his two pay train? So I'm actually calling about the

1476
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:08,120
Speaker 1: song he Lost Your Virginity too, But mine's a little

1477
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 1: bit different because it wasn't a song. Oh how does that?

1478
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: What song? So? I was actually um watching Harry Potter

1479
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,400
Speaker 1: in the Chamber of Secrets when I lost my virginity.

1480
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:28,439
Speaker 1: Oh somebody was when what a chamber it was? And

1481
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:34,439
Speaker 1: what was it? Irony was not lost? That's a movie, Johnny.

1482
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 1: Harry Potter is a move. Oh, I know, but what

1483
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 1: was the u what did she lose it to the movie? Movie?

1484
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:52,439
Speaker 1: They had no song in the movie. Oh boy, Well congratulations. Okay,

1485
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 1: you know what, Uncle Johnny. It's not a song, but

1486
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 1: you'll take that as an answer rhyme. Absolutely, okay, thank you,

1487
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:02,559
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. I appreciate that. Love you, thank you. All right,

1488
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:08,519
Speaker 1: Well we're really rolling now, let's go talk to Josh. Josh,

1489
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,600
Speaker 1: welcome to Uncle Johnny's two pay train. How are you

1490
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 1: doing today? How I'm doing grey? How are you hi, Josh?

1491
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 1: How are you so? Which of Uncle Johnny's topics are

1492
01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 1: you calling about? The song I Lost my Virginity too? Oh?

1493
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:28,080
Speaker 1: What was that? Josh? It was a sweet Lady by Yes,

1494
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:34,360
Speaker 1: that is a baby making song that It was pretty nice? Yeah?

1495
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,400
Speaker 1: Is that funny? How you'll never forget the song You

1496
01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:41,200
Speaker 1: Lost your Virginity? And what year was that? Probably two

1497
01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: thousand two? Yeah, all right, Johnny. Now you're not a

1498
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,640
Speaker 1: big Tyrese fan, Yes I am, but two thousand and

1499
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:52,400
Speaker 1: two I was a little older thing. I don't know. Well,

1500
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,720
Speaker 1: it's okay, yeah, that's okay, But that's what I was

1501
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,880
Speaker 1: wondering that as long as he lost his virginity. That's

1502
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:02,040
Speaker 1: all that matters. Thank you. Yes, let's go talk to Melissa. Hello, Melissa,

1503
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 1: which is Uncle Johnny's two pay train topic? Are you

1504
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:10,840
Speaker 1: calling him? Melissa favorite toy? Oh? Your favorite toy? All right?

1505
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:16,520
Speaker 1: What was it? It was the glow worm the grower.

1506
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:21,040
Speaker 1: Do you know they still make the glow worm? Yes?

1507
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,920
Speaker 1: I found out, you know, when I had my kids,

1508
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:27,080
Speaker 1: but my glow worm. I could not sleep without this

1509
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:30,120
Speaker 1: glow worm. Yeah, it helps kids sleep. Doug the glow

1510
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:31,880
Speaker 1: worm too, Uncle Johnny. If you're do you know what

1511
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,960
Speaker 1: a glow worm is? Is that? That's after your time?

1512
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,439
Speaker 1: I think, well I've heard of it. I haven't seen it.

1513
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 1: Do you a glow The glow worm is a dance?

1514
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:44,000
Speaker 1: Probably no, it would be kind of scary for me. Yeah,

1515
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 1: all right, all right, thank you, thank you, thank you, guys,

1516
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,360
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for we're losing energy on your

1517
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 1: bit here. You need to wake up, all right, I

1518
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,960
Speaker 1: wake up? Okay, wake up, Uncle Johnny. We got more

1519
01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,400
Speaker 1: people calling for the Uncle Johnny two pay train. Okay,

1520
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:01,479
Speaker 1: what is it? So a lot of people are texting

1521
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:04,040
Speaker 1: and I lost my virginity to smack that from acon.

1522
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:07,639
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that put it in there. Let's Uncle Johnny.

1523
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,640
Speaker 1: Let me maybe this will I know you're having a

1524
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 1: little trouble getting it up. Maybe this song is so

1525
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: sexy it'll get you ready for some loving. Oh, I

1526
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:19,640
Speaker 1: would think, so, I hope. So well, how do we

1527
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 1: know this is the song they lost their virginity too?

1528
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:33,920
Speaker 1: She'll smack that acon and Eminem you remember this, I

1529
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:45,080
Speaker 1: see the world. You're feeling a little stir now and

1530
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 1: good morning, Ashley, Good morning, Welcome to Uncle Johnny's. Two

1531
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:56,439
Speaker 1: pay trains are really on fire. Which of Uncle Johnny's

1532
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 1: topics are you calling about? Um? Well, minds a lot

1533
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:02,720
Speaker 1: like Tina, It's not the song I Lost My Virginity Too?

1534
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,719
Speaker 1: But I actually lost it to a TV show. Okay,

1535
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:12,600
Speaker 1: Oh what was that? And it was South Park? Awful,

1536
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:15,960
Speaker 1: it really is, And it's kind of I wasn't dating

1537
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 1: the guy at the time and it was just like

1538
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,400
Speaker 1: at his house. But it's kind of crazy because we

1539
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,280
Speaker 1: kind of went through college in life and we're actually

1540
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:26,439
Speaker 1: together now and have a kid. So that's great. Oh

1541
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:31,599
Speaker 1: my god, she bank Kinney. Yeah, and that was all

1542
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:36,280
Speaker 1: because of South Path. Yeah, we joke about it all

1543
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 1: the time like that. It's like, that's such an embarrassing

1544
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,920
Speaker 1: way to like have such an intimate moment together. So

1545
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:46,080
Speaker 1: it wasn't since Uncle Johnny's question was what song did

1546
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 1: you lose your virginity too? Was it a south Park

1547
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,000
Speaker 1: episode that had Kyle's mom is a bitch? That's a

1548
01:22:50,200 --> 01:23:01,280
Speaker 1: that's a great No I like that yet. No, that

1549
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 1: got me. Okay, Well, thank you, thanks for listening to us,

1550
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:07,000
Speaker 1: And I just have to say I'm so glad you

1551
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:10,120
Speaker 1: guys brought the topic train back. Yeah, which now it's

1552
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 1: the two pay trains. Great. I've been listening forever and

1553
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,760
Speaker 1: I've missed it. It's so great. Well, thank you. You know,

1554
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,040
Speaker 1: we're working, we're working through it. We're ironing out the

1555
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 1: wrinkles and uh and we have lots we're really going

1556
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,360
Speaker 1: to try to iron out the rinkles. There you go.

1557
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:37,240
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's thank you jo scary as a question, Yes,

1558
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,400
Speaker 1: So will this be a recurring segment or is this

1559
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,479
Speaker 1: more of an experiment? It's always an experiment. Everything we

1560
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,960
Speaker 1: do on the show of an experience. Definitely, I don't know.

1561
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 1: It's good. Let's caring if you want it, if you

1562
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:52,960
Speaker 1: want to do it again. Absolutely, I'm getting I'm getting comfortable.

1563
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:56,639
Speaker 1: Now I know you are getting very comfortable. I kind

1564
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:58,720
Speaker 1: of it's because of this bit I missed drinking all

1565
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:04,240
Speaker 1: the time to stop drinking. Two steps far, two steps

1566
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:09,439
Speaker 1: bell into the three things we need to know, Gandhi.

1567
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: What is going on right now? Well, now, Kenya is

1568
01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:14,759
Speaker 1: joining the list of countries with confirmed cases of COVID nineteen.

1569
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,960
Speaker 1: That's the coronavirus. The woman who tested positive recently returned

1570
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:22,120
Speaker 1: to Nairobi after visiting the United States. Some other quick updates.

1571
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:25,599
Speaker 1: Broadway shows are closed until April twelfth over coronavirus concerns,

1572
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,720
Speaker 1: and a lot of people didn't know that until they

1573
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,200
Speaker 1: showed up and we're told at the box office, sorry,

1574
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,400
Speaker 1: your plans aren't happening tonight. So far, there are around

1575
01:24:33,479 --> 01:24:37,240
Speaker 1: seven seventeen hundred confirmed cases and forty one deaths here

1576
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:39,400
Speaker 1: in the United States, and President Trump says he's not

1577
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:42,599
Speaker 1: concerned and won't take a test after possibly having contact

1578
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:45,559
Speaker 1: with a member of Brazil's delegation over the weekend who

1579
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,760
Speaker 1: has the COVID nineteen virus. We all know that lots

1580
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:51,120
Speaker 1: of college campuses are shutting down and asking kids to

1581
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,599
Speaker 1: go home or take online classes. And now you haul

1582
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:55,800
Speaker 1: is stepping up to the plate, saying they will offer

1583
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:58,960
Speaker 1: free storage for college students who are being forced to leave.

1584
01:24:59,439 --> 01:25:02,479
Speaker 1: The freest off storage units will be available for thirty days,

1585
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:05,280
Speaker 1: and according to a company spokesperson, the offer comes with

1586
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:09,760
Speaker 1: no strings attached, no purchase necessary, and is available nationwide.

1587
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,240
Speaker 1: All right, that's good. He's speaking of uh you know

1588
01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:15,000
Speaker 1: intern Noah, No, no, don't recommend yet. He's a senior

1589
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:19,599
Speaker 1: and because of classes being canceled, he may not walk. Yeah,

1590
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:23,840
Speaker 1: he may graduate without a graduation ceremony. There's a lot

1591
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:25,880
Speaker 1: of people in that boat right now. Wow, the end

1592
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:29,240
Speaker 1: of the year celebrations. It's sad. And do we know

1593
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:31,800
Speaker 1: where the fear of Friday the thirteenth comes from? Today

1594
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,880
Speaker 1: is Friday the thirteenth. By the way, if you didn't know,

1595
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,679
Speaker 1: we have many reasons to fear it today, Well, apparently

1596
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:39,160
Speaker 1: you're not alone. No one's one hundred percent sure where

1597
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:42,040
Speaker 1: the legend of Friday the thirteenth began as unlucky. But

1598
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:44,639
Speaker 1: a lot of people are saying that Christians believe Friday

1599
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:47,200
Speaker 1: is unlucky because it's the day Jesus was crucified and

1600
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 1: thirteen signifies the number of guests at the Last Supper.

1601
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:52,720
Speaker 1: So that's where it all stemmed from. Huh, Yes, that's

1602
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:55,280
Speaker 1: just speculation. Could be other things, but that's what they're saying.

1603
01:25:56,920 --> 01:26:00,640
Speaker 1: Was very lucky for you, you and he. You know

1604
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:03,400
Speaker 1: this when Alexon asked me to marry him because it's

1605
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:06,280
Speaker 1: Alex's birthday. So far, I feel I feel it was lucky.

1606
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,639
Speaker 1: So far, lucky so far. So you know, we heard

1607
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:11,040
Speaker 1: from our friend Dennis who was at JFK Airport about

1608
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,880
Speaker 1: to take off on Jet Blue for Los Angeles to

1609
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,920
Speaker 1: go home. And so he said, all the lines at

1610
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,240
Speaker 1: all the U for all the planes going to the

1611
01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:22,040
Speaker 1: Caribbean were full. Yeah, here's his plane to LA. Look

1612
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:24,080
Speaker 1: at it. How many people are on that plane? None?

1613
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:29,040
Speaker 1: People him, there's one person on the entire plane. I

1614
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,519
Speaker 1: have a little party one. But here, let me ask

1615
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:34,040
Speaker 1: a question. How do they not cancel the flight if

1616
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:37,040
Speaker 1: it's one person? I think they need to keep them moving.

1617
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,400
Speaker 1: I think if they don't, if they don't fly so

1618
01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:41,320
Speaker 1: many flights in and out of these airports per day,

1619
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:44,600
Speaker 1: they lose their gates. I mean they have arrangement. You know,

1620
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,720
Speaker 1: they gotta keep they gotta keep the equipment moving. Okay,

1621
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:49,040
Speaker 1: speaking of Uncle Johnny, you gotta keep your equipment moving

1622
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,960
Speaker 1: when the last time your equipment moved oh about two

1623
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:56,200
Speaker 1: years ago? Okay, god, what is it with these people

1624
01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:00,640
Speaker 1: in the morning show sponsored by State Fall talk to

1625
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:03,719
Speaker 1: an agent today about combining your home and auto insurance

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1627
01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:14,840
Speaker 1: Farm dot com. It was still still story. So I

1628
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:43,720
Speaker 1: even today as a CBS customer, I know the same.

1629
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:50,000
Speaker 1: So in a free for script up to take for

1630
01:27:50,080 --> 01:28:01,440
Speaker 1: lord CBS dots there's doing is their own word, monetary

1631
01:28:01,479 --> 01:28:21,160
Speaker 1: compermari right now take out ter than flying or every driving.

1632
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:26,920
Speaker 1: The horu was dealing really great, hand isn't it time

1633
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:34,200
Speaker 1: you have tired? You always wears on taste it you

1634
01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 1: always wear three weekend Just now, I'm toler than everyone

1635
01:28:48,800 --> 01:29:07,639
Speaker 1: senior starting hold listen awesome and the last night it's

1636
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:12,080
Speaker 1: like every weeks before the school it would normally be

1637
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:22,160
Speaker 1: like killing at all about your daddy, ry that everyone

1638
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:52,640
Speaker 1: doesn't die and its cabbing, yeah, study resation, you know

1639
01:29:52,720 --> 01:30:03,800
Speaker 1: anything about looking on you? I know every year jersey everything,

1640
01:30:04,479 --> 01:30:17,640
Speaker 1: everybody a restaurant. You when you tell me try you

1641
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:34,439
Speaker 1: now you personal because it's which Yeah, I'm like, oh,

1642
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:39,519
Speaker 1: this is the whole reason why No. One of the

1643
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:41,040
Speaker 1: big things that one of my friends is telling me

1644
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:46,880
Speaker 1: about everything. I know you're tim your one for you

1645
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:51,200
Speaker 1: and if you go remote races musty. There's some people

1646
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:59,320
Speaker 1: who maybe every different from a range may have seem

1647
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:10,559
Speaker 1: yeah they always planned like these go to the top

1648
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:12,439
Speaker 1: of the rock and like like all those fun like

1649
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:15,120
Speaker 1: Senior Week things of like, oh my gosh, we're gonna

1650
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:19,720
Speaker 1: the Broadway show has been like this fun like parties. No,

1651
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:25,639
Speaker 1: not what about yours there? Oh my gosh, I forty

1652
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,679
Speaker 1: one last year and now all bars are all closed.

1653
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:31,760
Speaker 1: It's the whole thing. I can't My birthday is next month.

1654
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to celebrate anymore. Unless you're old, you're

1655
01:31:34,439 --> 01:31:41,960
Speaker 1: gonna celebrate. They all celebrate. Yeah, yeah, No, I have

1656
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:46,040
Speaker 1: people I have so much friends going away for spring um.

1657
01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:47,200
Speaker 1: But I had a lot of people who are going

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01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,920
Speaker 1: with for their final spring ride. I want to go

1659
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:52,920
Speaker 1: to Florida, any place, and like it's all getting temple.

1660
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:54,519
Speaker 1: I have a friend who was on a plane to

1661
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:57,799
Speaker 1: go to Busney and we found out Sydney was closing

1662
01:31:58,479 --> 01:32:05,040
Speaker 1: in the air flat in the terrible Yeah for April.

1663
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's like what are you doing.

1664
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:10,479
Speaker 1: We're gonna change the first show you want to go

1665
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:14,920
Speaker 1: can Cross? You haven't seen most I wrote, it's expensive,

1666
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:18,040
Speaker 1: I've never seen you want to see it? I wanted

1667
01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:19,960
Speaker 1: to say. Everyone has been telling me go see it

1668
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:26,040
Speaker 1: when it's been canceled. Alright, not coping and a lot

1669
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:30,680
Speaker 1: of bars by the way. The closing about people know

1670
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:35,120
Speaker 1: what your studies like? Yeah, Alboin canceled. They all go

1671
01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:40,360
Speaker 1: remote doesn't tell us in really do that remote? Both

1672
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:45,120
Speaker 1: of my remote about actors no matter, it is a thing.

1673
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:50,240
Speaker 1: Glasses doesn't like this. You're going to see them together

1674
01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:52,040
Speaker 1: if you're not in the same room and it's like

1675
01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,679
Speaker 1: we're not here there you're going to talk about making

1676
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:59,400
Speaker 1: exact visit that's canceled. Yeah, healthy a lot of friends?

1677
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:02,840
Speaker 1: Do you still picking them in transpant with someone else? Man,

1678
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:05,639
Speaker 1: you're bumming me out. I know it's sad, so okay,

1679
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:09,200
Speaker 1: put internships. I mean you've had an uh in internship

1680
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:11,679
Speaker 1: here with us. I've been very yeah, very fortunately still

1681
01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:13,240
Speaker 1: up and running. But I have a lot of friends

1682
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:15,760
Speaker 1: over places, like all the late night shows that are

1683
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:18,760
Speaker 1: like Fallon Balon that are all postponed until the end

1684
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:21,679
Speaker 1: of the month. At least, and so it's like you worried.

1685
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,760
Speaker 1: They've worked hard to get here, and I don't know

1686
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:28,280
Speaker 1: they're saying you guys net negative negative out washing, don't

1687
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:33,400
Speaker 1: touch club activitics. I mean, you're in a comedy. I'm

1688
01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:35,280
Speaker 1: in a comedy group at school and we've may not

1689
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:40,680
Speaker 1: making me on side. Comedy comes from being sad, all right,

1690
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:43,519
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what to tell you. You're

1691
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:47,320
Speaker 1: getting lots of material here, okay, so really optimistic. So

1692
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:50,800
Speaker 1: I mean, wait, all right, well thanks for stopping by.

1693
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:58,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, find opportunities somewhere in there. I know,

1694
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:01,759
Speaker 1: I said, with the time, but come on with myself.

1695
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:06,400
Speaker 1: Many happy, my parents good? You know, yes, I love

1696
01:34:06,479 --> 01:34:14,240
Speaker 1: my parents' good every songs that you can. I was college, well,

1697
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:18,639
Speaker 1: but what we could do was not Goodlah the germat

1698
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,120
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Go to the bar, the

1699
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:27,719
Speaker 1: bar if you see someone who is really true classes,

1700
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:33,480
Speaker 1: where were you gonna have your don't help your graduation.

1701
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:41,280
Speaker 1: Don't let them feel it's real. I love love moments

1702
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,240
Speaker 1: of anxiety from time to time. Let's look out for

1703
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:46,439
Speaker 1: each Other's gonna be okay, someone to get through these

1704
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,360
Speaker 1: history flashes now, let's take I'm grabbing them by the

1705
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:51,680
Speaker 1: shoulders and shaking them, screaming, get hold of yourself in

1706
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,479
Speaker 1: and slapping them, Uncle Johny, Can I get you anything? No,

1707
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,280
Speaker 1: I'm they just okay. So Uncle Johnny brought his pure

1708
01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 1: and emptied out our purel Just picture you just refilled it.

1709
01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:06,519
Speaker 1: Don't that's a new club. I'm gonna open a club

1710
01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:17,840
Speaker 1: called don't tell john all right? You know what I mean?

1711
01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:20,320
Speaker 1: Like you know, and don't worry about things that you

1712
01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:22,880
Speaker 1: that you have no control over. You can't control that.

1713
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:26,200
Speaker 1: They canceled this, that and the other thing. It's it's done.

1714
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:28,400
Speaker 1: We just you know it's true. And if you see

1715
01:35:28,439 --> 01:35:30,800
Speaker 1: someone wearing a mask and you don't believe it works,

1716
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:32,760
Speaker 1: and you've been told by everyone it doesn't work, don't

1717
01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:34,800
Speaker 1: look at them and go, you know, that's stupid wear that.

1718
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,160
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Let them wear it exactly. People are

1719
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,120
Speaker 1: scooting away from me and the elevator for not wearing

1720
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:41,840
Speaker 1: a mask. No, they say that people wearing the mask

1721
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:45,280
Speaker 1: have a disease that you should stay. That's not that's

1722
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:47,040
Speaker 1: not true. Don't say that on our show. That's not

1723
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,519
Speaker 1: exactly true. No really, no, no, no, no, no, see

1724
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:52,479
Speaker 1: this is the thing. People hear things, and that's not

1725
01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:57,519
Speaker 1: a vision. Thank you, Johnny off microphone. All right, I

1726
01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:59,439
Speaker 1: don't need you to be doctor Gupto over there and

1727
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry outside. Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. We're gonna

1728
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:08,479
Speaker 1: get into sound in a second. And I don't believe

1729
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:11,280
Speaker 1: everything you hear. Let's go talk to this person. I

1730
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:13,720
Speaker 1: don't know who it is. Hi, who is this? You

1731
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:17,439
Speaker 1: told me to say? Take that one? Oh? Hi, who's

1732
01:36:17,439 --> 01:36:21,839
Speaker 1: on the phone. Let's just talk to someone. Hi, welcome,

1733
01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:23,960
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. I just pushed a button and

1734
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,680
Speaker 1: there you were. Who is this? Oh? Okay? Is this

1735
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:30,400
Speaker 1: I was putting about the sun tap? Oh well that

1736
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:34,280
Speaker 1: was like an hour ago. Did you wait? But wait,

1737
01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:35,840
Speaker 1: you wait, don't leave me. How are you? How are

1738
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,400
Speaker 1: you doing? Are you okay? Is everything cool? I'm listening

1739
01:36:38,439 --> 01:36:42,599
Speaker 1: to you. Good. I love that. We gotta give you something.

1740
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't want you to go away empty handed. Give

1741
01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:47,880
Speaker 1: her something toilet paper? Well, I wish we had toilet

1742
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:53,360
Speaker 1: paper is right about now? Hand sanitizer. People would love us.

1743
01:36:53,439 --> 01:36:56,680
Speaker 1: Where are you calling from, by the way, Oh from Laredo, Texas. Oh,

1744
01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:58,799
Speaker 1: I love Loredo. We used to go down to Loreto

1745
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:02,200
Speaker 1: all the time when I was younger. Oh, we are

1746
01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:03,920
Speaker 1: up to no good by the way we were in

1747
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:06,120
Speaker 1: bad boys. Here's what I'm gonna do for you. What

1748
01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:10,800
Speaker 1: is your name again? May May? Our friends at Eminem's.

1749
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:13,479
Speaker 1: You know they have Eminem's Minis. It's like they're like

1750
01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:15,880
Speaker 1: Eminem's that you love, but they're a little miniature Eminem's.

1751
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:17,680
Speaker 1: They're so cute. Yeah, and you can make music with them.

1752
01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:21,200
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that's good. I know. They're eminem chocolate

1753
01:37:21,280 --> 01:37:23,960
Speaker 1: candies but smaller, perfect for Easter Bunny to leave in

1754
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,120
Speaker 1: the basket. Totally find Eminem's Minis chocolate candies in a store.

1755
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:29,640
Speaker 1: And are you now? Because of Eminem's Minis, Maddy, We're

1756
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:32,599
Speaker 1: gonna give you a five hundred dollars cash gift card

1757
01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:38,040
Speaker 1: to spend anywhere you want. Oh wow, there you go.

1758
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:39,880
Speaker 1: It's a it's a's like a credit card. You spend

1759
01:37:39,880 --> 01:37:41,559
Speaker 1: at wherever you do. They take credit cards. So we're

1760
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:43,439
Speaker 1: gonna send that to you right now, five hundred dollars

1761
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:47,519
Speaker 1: just for calling for a photo. Well, thanks for a

1762
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:50,120
Speaker 1: lot little listen. I want to take thank you all guys.

1763
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,680
Speaker 1: I always listen to you in the morning. Well, thank you,

1764
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:55,080
Speaker 1: thank you, and you have a wonderful weekend. Maddy. It's

1765
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:58,040
Speaker 1: good hearing from you. I'm so happy we act you guys,

1766
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:00,599
Speaker 1: we accidentally met each other. I love that. One second

1767
01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:04,559
Speaker 1: she's online sixteen. All right, there you go. Let's get

1768
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:07,920
Speaker 1: us into sound with Garrett. Yea, Grett. Let's start with

1769
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,240
Speaker 1: the late night host. So they had no audiences last

1770
01:38:10,320 --> 01:38:13,880
Speaker 1: night for their show, so Fallon and Kimmel wasn't on,

1771
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:16,320
Speaker 1: so he had Mayor Pete and Stephen Colbert had no

1772
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:18,680
Speaker 1: audience last night. As this morning, we planned to do

1773
01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:20,880
Speaker 1: a show with a full audience, but as the day

1774
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:23,240
Speaker 1: progressed and the more we thought about it, we in

1775
01:38:23,479 --> 01:38:25,559
Speaker 1: NBC decided it would be smarter to not have an

1776
01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,960
Speaker 1: audience in order to do our part to help decrease

1777
01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:30,479
Speaker 1: the spread of the coronavirus. Just a few hours ago,

1778
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:32,920
Speaker 1: we got some surprising news we would be going without

1779
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:36,760
Speaker 1: an audience starting tonight. That is absolutely true. We're just

1780
01:38:36,880 --> 01:38:39,479
Speaker 1: kind of winging. This is a rehearsal right now. Now.

1781
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:41,880
Speaker 1: This is a strange night for us, not only because

1782
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:44,360
Speaker 1: this is my first time hosting a talk show, because

1783
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:47,160
Speaker 1: we're doing it without a regular studio audience. Due to

1784
01:38:47,280 --> 01:38:50,519
Speaker 1: public health concerns over the coronavirus, we have canceled the

1785
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:54,000
Speaker 1: studio audience tonight, but a few kind of Kimmel staffers

1786
01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:58,160
Speaker 1: and some friends, my husband Chaston all here instead. I

1787
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:00,600
Speaker 1: liked it. Well, I don't do my show. I'm a

1788
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:02,599
Speaker 1: little scared we'll get Buddha Jog. He's not doing it now.

1789
01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:05,200
Speaker 1: Well he was already scheduled to host, right, and so

1790
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:07,560
Speaker 1: first thing on the job, no audience. And let me

1791
01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,920
Speaker 1: remind you of something. We are so live right now,

1792
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:12,160
Speaker 1: and we're going to stay alive as long as we

1793
01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:15,400
Speaker 1: possibly can. All right, So we're here, all right, Sorry

1794
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:18,760
Speaker 1: about that. Let's talk about some new music you could

1795
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:23,680
Speaker 1: stream while you're cleaning around the house. Maybe today. So

1796
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:25,439
Speaker 1: Tones and I just came out with some new music.

1797
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:35,479
Speaker 1: This is called Bad Child. We've gone all right, all right, Rita,

1798
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:49,200
Speaker 1: Aura has how to be lonely? You go, Rita. Ellie

1799
01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:59,760
Speaker 1: Golding has worried about me. Ready for this one? Ava,

1800
01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:17,000
Speaker 1: This is called Kings, Kings and Queens. Wow, that's pretty cool,

1801
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:19,519
Speaker 1: all right? What if Kings and Queens by Ava? Max? Yes,

1802
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:34,960
Speaker 1: the killers they're back. This is called caution. There you go.

1803
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:37,680
Speaker 1: And then something pretty cool that Josh just made for us.

1804
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:40,559
Speaker 1: So we put a remix together of the weekends blinded

1805
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:44,439
Speaker 1: by Lights and somewhere I Belong by Lincoln Park. It's

1806
01:40:44,479 --> 01:40:47,240
Speaker 1: in green Coach. Josh did this? Yes, listen to this.

1807
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:49,880
Speaker 1: It's awesome. But he's doing mashups. I guess he's bored.

1808
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:55,120
Speaker 1: He's never bored, he's just creative. No, this is awesome. Okay,

1809
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:58,760
Speaker 1: mashup weekend and Lincoln Park. This is the thing that

1810
01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:14,439
Speaker 1: I got left. Wow, that's cool. Yea, Josh, that's so

1811
01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:29,639
Speaker 1: cool man. That's our coastal board John. Yeah, Blinding Lights

1812
01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:31,519
Speaker 1: and Somewhere I belong. Very nice, Thank you, you're a

1813
01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:34,720
Speaker 1: good American. Garry, You're welcome. Loving you, Gandhi doing three

1814
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:37,120
Speaker 1: things you need to know twice an hour. What's going on.

1815
01:41:37,320 --> 01:41:39,760
Speaker 1: There's a lot of information, so Uber says that they

1816
01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:43,280
Speaker 1: may temporarily suspend the accounts of any writers or drivers

1817
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:47,080
Speaker 1: who've contracted or been exposed to the coronavirus. Uber also

1818
01:41:47,160 --> 01:41:49,439
Speaker 1: says that it'll give drivers and delivery people who get

1819
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:53,240
Speaker 1: sick fourteen days of financial assistant while their account is

1820
01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:55,759
Speaker 1: on hold. Now, they suspended about two hundred and forty

1821
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:58,519
Speaker 1: writers accounts in Mexico after discovering two of the drivers

1822
01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:03,479
Speaker 1: there did transport someone who was a possible Corona coronavirus carrier,

1823
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:06,559
Speaker 1: and interestingly enough, an Uber driver in Queens was amongst

1824
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:08,960
Speaker 1: the first to be confirmed in New York City as

1825
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:11,639
Speaker 1: having COVID nineteen. We all know that lots of college

1826
01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:13,479
Speaker 1: campuses are shutting down, and I got a lot of

1827
01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:16,040
Speaker 1: tweets asking me to repeat this one. So if you

1828
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:18,160
Speaker 1: are in college and you're being asked to go home,

1829
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 1: get out of the residential housing and take classes online,

1830
01:42:21,439 --> 01:42:24,599
Speaker 1: you Haul is offering free storage for all college students

1831
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:27,479
Speaker 1: who are forced to leave. So the freeself storage units

1832
01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:31,120
Speaker 1: will be available for thirty days, and according to a spokesperson,

1833
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:34,360
Speaker 1: it comes with no strings attached, no purchase necessary of

1834
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:38,479
Speaker 1: any kind, and the offer is valid nationwide for college students.

1835
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:41,560
Speaker 1: And finally, Lata mood a little, let's talk about a

1836
01:42:41,680 --> 01:42:44,679
Speaker 1: rich person problem. A guy in England left a golf

1837
01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:47,800
Speaker 1: tournament in his Rolls Royce Phantom and was being driven

1838
01:42:47,880 --> 01:42:49,479
Speaker 1: home while the cops tried to pull it over. So

1839
01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:52,200
Speaker 1: instead of pulling over, he asked his driver to floor

1840
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:55,000
Speaker 1: it and get into a police chase. Why because he

1841
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:57,400
Speaker 1: was having an affair in the back seat and thought

1842
01:42:57,479 --> 01:42:59,800
Speaker 1: that it would actually help him cover when the police

1843
01:43:00,280 --> 01:43:03,320
Speaker 1: him handed up, Happy to go to court, but how

1844
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:05,439
Speaker 1: about this. The judge let him off with an eight

1845
01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:08,160
Speaker 1: month suspended sentence, and we're not sure if his wife

1846
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:11,400
Speaker 1: ever found out. He's rich. Rich people, you can just

1847
01:43:11,439 --> 01:43:12,960
Speaker 1: start a please that's why you need to be rich,

1848
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:15,720
Speaker 1: you know what, attention to everyone who can hear the

1849
01:43:15,760 --> 01:43:17,760
Speaker 1: cent of my voice. You need to be rich, just

1850
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:20,240
Speaker 1: stopping poor. So then we're trying to pull over your

1851
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:22,000
Speaker 1: silver shadow or what the hell you're in the back

1852
01:43:22,520 --> 01:43:26,400
Speaker 1: phantom whatever driver. You need to be rich. That's the problem.

1853
01:43:26,680 --> 01:43:29,840
Speaker 1: That's the problem. I watch that scary he got off

1854
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:31,880
Speaker 1: a couple of times. I think, yeah in the back seat.

1855
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:36,840
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Gandhi. This is justin timber Lake. Hey,

1856
01:43:36,880 --> 01:43:39,519
Speaker 1: there's Speedy Rexie and you're listening to Elvis durand Elvis

1857
01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:42,679
Speaker 1: durand in the morning show. Ah. You see that taco

1858
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:45,280
Speaker 1: bell over there. Maybe not a long line today, Hop

1859
01:43:45,360 --> 01:43:49,080
Speaker 1: on in line because you can get bacon, eggs, cheese,

1860
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Speaker 1: and an entire hash brown wrapped in a grilled tortilla.

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Speaker 1: It's the breakfast crunch trap. On Taco Bell's breakfast menu.

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Speaker 1: So what are you waiting for? Start your running off right,

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Speaker 1: grab a breakfast crunch trap. You can do it in

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Speaker 1: store or on the go only participating Taco Bell locations

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Speaker 1: during breakfast