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Speaker 2: Hambler insiders, guys kicking butt and dropping names in the

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Speaker 4: Today, Halloween two thousan four, today, before today, you imagine that? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But everyone's going to be like, Wow, this.

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Speaker 1: Is gonna win the Golden Globe. Absolute, it's gonna win

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Speaker 1: Okay, best Films? What else? I have to know if

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Speaker 1: People were going to look in Greats for stuff, try

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Speaker 2: What say I gotta say, you know, always talk about

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Speaker 4: What do you think happens after that?

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Speaker 4: What do you think happens after that? Is that her peak?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Thank you. Also the talking about

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Speaker 1: which is this the hurt Locker? Yeah, the hurt Locker.

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Speaker 1: Well that's incredible. That's a little you know, if you

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Speaker 1: It has to be something from the broadcast. If this

435
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: is going to make us money, Yeah, we have to

436
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: get rich off this. We're upside down on this podcast, guys,

437
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: we are and stranger things upside Andy Samberg and we

438
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: can't talk about it. He's been making some sketches for

439
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 1: a while. And I think he's gonna co host the Globes.

440
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: You think he's coming in? Yeah? Good, Yeah, I think he's.

441
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: I think his career is just going to continuity's taking off.

442
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: He did just him hosting it solo. No, No, he's

443
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: going to co host the Glove solo. Oh oh, he

444
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: did just two guys. You're talking about that guy who

445
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: did that video just to guys yea and yeah, and

446
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,959
Speaker 1: he did that. Well, but here's the thing, the Internet.

447
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: It's gonna ever well, going to set up his Internet craze. Yes,

448
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: he's going to be largely responsible for people turning to

449
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: the Internet to get careers. Oh wow, And honestly, are

450
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: you talking about that guy who's been on SNL for

451
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: like four or five years? Yeah?

452
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 4: Okay, SNL say what you want about it, but it's

453
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 4: a It can really help your career if you stay

454
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 4: on there a while, but you can't stay on there

455
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 4: too long otherwise it's like pigeon, when are they going

456
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 4: to leave? Do you just want to live in New York?

457
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 6: Right?

458
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: You should come out. You can do that anyway. You

459
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: don't have to be honest abel to do that. I'm

460
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: not sure about that. Have you ever lived there? No?

461
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 4: I guess I guess you shouldn't be speaking about things

462
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,719
Speaker 4: you don't know. But that's twenty eighteen, so you'll get there.

463
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 4: You'll understand that eventually.

464
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: Okay, check your privilege at the door. Well, and you

465
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 1: were talking about a joke.

466
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 4: So I think what I think it's going to happen

467
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 4: is there's going to be you know that comic Black Panther.

468
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: Hm?

469
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Speaker 4: Were you guys comic heads?

470
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who you're about by the living stand and Lee,

471
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 1: he's actually going to have died. Get out he's dead.

472
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing.

473
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: The last few years, he's going to be a doddering

474
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: man and it's gonna be brutal, and you're gonna wish daughters.

475
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, for sure, that's what he does. And then

476
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: one of those daughters, the three daughters he has, are

477
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 4: going to suffocate him with his comics and it's gonna

478
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: be poetic and.

479
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: Depth must be not that as bad for him. No,

480
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: he loved it.

481
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 4: He asked for it.

482
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: You'll read the nice comics as in your last moments,

483
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: just enjoying in some of those nights, Well, my work

484
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: was good. Mm hmm. Okay.

485
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 4: I think Andy is gonna be real. He's gonna he's

486
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 4: gonna take that opportunity of that film being nominated for

487
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 4: one of the awards and talk about how since he's

488
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 4: from the Bay Area, you know, black panthers were actually

489
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 4: a group of people that were targeted by the government,

490
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 4: and so I think he's going to kind of talk

491
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 4: about that. It's gonna be a joke and people are

492
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 4: going to widely praise him online because people are still

493
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 4: online and they're gonna be like, Wow, Andy is like

494
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 4: a white guy, but he loves culture in general, and

495
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 4: he wants people to be happy, and he wants to

496
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 4: know that people were oppressed and the government can be bad.

497
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 4: That being said, if you are left wing, you kind

498
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 4: of do want the government to help people. So it's

499
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 4: confusing and we're all like, what do we do?

500
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: Okay, and how are you going to feel about that?

501
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 4: At twenty eighteen, I'm just gonna sort of watch half

502
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 4: the clip if I see it online and then be like, okay,

503
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 4: cool whatever. You have a mansion, So congrats on having

504
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 4: your show continue on NBC. I think that's amazing, and

505
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 4: I hope that you make more money because I do

506
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 4: love your videos and it helped me see that the

507
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 4: internet was a place I could be in maybe I

508
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 4: could get a career one day. But I'm not going

509
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 4: to watch more than half the clip.

510
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: Just half a clip. Well, so you were saying he's

511
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: gonna host it solo or oh solo? Oh oh wait

512
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: a minute, what about solo? What about solo? Do do

513
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: we think? What do you think? So all this we

514
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: have to know who Alden Aaron is and that he's

515
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: in solo. Okay, who do we think, who do we know?

516
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: I guess we have to be friends with him now

517
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: in twenty ten Wall he's from he's from l A. Oh,

518
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: he's actually from the area. Yeah, you run into the market,

519
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: he's already here.

520
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, there's how many places are there to

521
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 4: go if you're really doing it?

522
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: Just the market? Just the market?

523
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the Grolve is kind.

524
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: Of a market. There's a market there. It's easy to

525
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: run into him there. What's his name, Alton? Yeah?

526
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he can also he knows how to lasso.

527
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've seen him in that.

528
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: Do we want to work? I mean? Sorry, when Matt

529
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: asked if his name was Alden and I said yes,

530
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: it looked like that was a big problem for you.

531
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Speaker 7: I was.

532
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: It looked like you like you like like I've been.

533
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: I don't know you noticed, but I haven't said anything

534
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: in a little while, and it's because I've been mulling over.

535
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: I didn't notice. Okay, did you think he's been talking

536
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: a lot? Huh? Yeah, I didn't think about it.

537
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 4: I think the co host, I think the co host

538
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 4: will be Sandra.

539
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh hey, whoa Okay, so we may not need to

540
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: go to the Hole from from Gray's Anatomy. From Gray's Anatomy,

541
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: which is still on the air. It's still gonna be

542
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: on the air, okay. And from Sideways she was to

543
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: a few years ago.

544
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 4: That movie really taught me about wine, and it's like,

545
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 4: you really gotta like think about it.

546
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: You can't just drink it. Don't give that guy mer

547
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: Low flip is fucking switch. The very sight the very

548
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: sight of Thomas Hayden church drawers dripping, simply but simply

549
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: she must have him. Yeah, but it was just amazing

550
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: and kind of like it just I just realized, like, yeah,

551
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: they're gonna co host it because like one host isn't enough.

552
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 4: There's too many people watching. It's like you can't cover

553
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 4: everything with one brain, right, Yeah, yeah.

554
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be cool. So then I wonder what kind

555
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,959
Speaker 2: of jokes she's gonna make.

556
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's imagine a joke. I guess I guess what

557
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: I could picture is her. Oh, and I think I

558
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: know what it is. Have you guys heard seeing Donald

559
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: Trump in the news. Okay, that's the joke.

560
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 4: That's the setup. That's the setup, Sean.

561
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: Okay, Sean, you don't understand joke structure, right, I feel

562
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: like we got Sean, I said, I don't think you

563
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: understand joke structure. Okay, yeah, you could have stopped that

564
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: sentence a little lilliter it. I don't think you want

565
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: to say something like that to me about that for

566
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: a jobs tractor? Well now I feel bad. Well now

567
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: my feelings got hurt. Halloween. Halloween. It's called a freaking trick. Yeah, yeah,

568
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: come on back for this. Okay, finish, finish your joke.

569
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: You've gotten to do two set ups and oh that's

570
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: the gap we need to fill. So I don't you

571
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: guys have noticed, but Donald Trump's been in the news

572
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: like it's a little different from the Yeah, but what

573
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: did I initially say that? Have you seen Donald Trump

574
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: in the news the decent setup he does that? Have

575
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: you guys seen Donald Trump in the news? Well? I have,

576
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: and it's not pretty. Is not pretty? More like ugly? Okay?

577
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: And then set it up. Okay, that's still part of

578
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: the setup.

579
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 4: Is this for best? Make that more like ugly?

580
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: Jeorge Chuck Norris Chunk, No, no, please, you have to know.

581
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand you're the newest engineer, but you

582
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: need to know when to come up with a Chuck.

583
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Speaker 4: You replace can you make it a Sandra O joke?

584
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 4: Just yes, but be good about this.

585
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 5: The company won't let me search Sandro.

586
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: No, go back to truck Dash North Dash Jokes dot

587
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: com and then replace, which, by the way, we should

588
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: always have that open. That's a home page.

589
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 4: In your mind.

590
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: Delete Chuck Norris and then just still even I don't

591
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: even want to risk that, copy it out as all

592
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: of it into a word file and do fine and replace. Okay, fine,

593
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris replaced with Sandra. Oh good, And I've heard

594
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: the one that really made you laugh. As an experiment,

595
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear one that really didn't.

596
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 6: This one didn't make me laugh. The first rule of

597
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 6: Sandra Oh is you don't talk to Sandro.

598
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, this is just not I mean, that makes

599
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: her seem kind of okay, okay, scroll up, scroll up.

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00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: I see one really really long one that sounds pretty good.

601
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Speaker 5: Do you want it to be Chuck Norris or Sandra?

602
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 4: It's obviously still Sandra.

603
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: It's working. It's already working. You don't talk about engineer

604
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: like that.

605
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks for defending me.

606
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 6: Shut up, all right, you ready, I'm gonna say it anyways,

607
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 6: Uh Sandra Oh sold her soul to the devil for

608
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 6: her rugged, good looks and unappareled martial arts ability. Shortly

609
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 6: after the transaction was on a paralleled I'm so sorry,

610
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 6: I'm yep. Shortly after the transition was finalized, Sandra Oh

611
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 6: roundhouse the devil in.

612
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 5: The face and took her soul back.

613
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 6: The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted

614
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 6: he should have seen it coming. They now play poker

615
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 6: the second Wednesday of every month.

616
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Speaker 1: The Chuck Norris jokes that I am familiar with that.

617
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: I almost feel like Jordan heard us having this conversation

618
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: in twenty ten and prepared a bunch of her own

619
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris jokes in twenty eighteen for when we were

620
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: going to record the episode.

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Speaker 5: And these are Sandra ojas.

622
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: I've got another prediction for another joke. Oh oh, okay, okay.

623
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Speaker 1: Do you guys see Paul Manifort in the news, Well,

624
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: yesterday I put my wait are still going? Is that

625
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: not the whole joke?

626
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 4: Sean? That's obviously the setup.

627
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: Fuck, this is part of the setup, right, Paul Manafport

628
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: in the News. I did yesterday, I put my glasses

629
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: on because I have impaired vision. And I looked at

630
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: the news and I saw Paul Manifort, And what boy,

631
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: was I surprised to see that things aren't looking too good?

632
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 4: Is that the glassest thing?

633
00:37:53,840 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: Or yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, vision not looking good? Okay, yeah,

634
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: because I know.

635
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: But the way he said yeah, it makes me feel

636
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: like Jake's almost bailing him out.

637
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: He even had that much that Jake discovered the job

638
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: about things now looking too good. Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

639
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: The guy that these glasses things aren't looking too good.

640
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a no.

641
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 2: I fucking pissed my pants. I've here a guy say

642
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 2: not looking too good to eat his glasses. But but

643
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 2: I almost feel like Jake sniff around and found the joke,

644
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: and then Matt didn't even know about it.

645
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: Jake's got a nose like a dog. I don't know

646
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: about that, and it was like a dog. I guess

647
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 1: that's pretty funny too. That's also set up. Oh okay,

648
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: let's hear this punchline. No, it's like a dog. All

649
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: men are dogs go to heaven, you know. Jake and

650
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: Jake got in there with the funniest ship I ever

651
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Speaker 1: heard Jesus team is how it works.

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Speaker 4: We've just been doing our separate things make less money

653
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 4: but more comedy. What time is it in the show?

654
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Speaker 5: In the Uh that's forty minutes, okay, and.

655
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Speaker 1: We've it's jam packed this one. And we do also

656
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Speaker 1: have to like consider how much of this is actually

657
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Speaker 1: like cutting because because how many predictions we've I've made

658
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Speaker 1: too I think accurate joke predictions. We predicted we nailed

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Speaker 1: the hosts. Yeah, yeah, we got the hosts. You did

660
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Speaker 1: best films? Uh is the best supporting actress in a

661
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Speaker 1: mini series? What if we predict the freaking Fiji girl served? Yeah? Yes, yes,

662
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Speaker 1: serving lukes? Yes, okay, Okay, go ahead, predict who's who's

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Speaker 1: serving lukes? You know, like it's obviously look it's twenty ten. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm the seven up spot Spike here is a bitch

665
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Speaker 1: kem bone just talk about kemon. I'm trying to think anyway.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's not just awards show. It's not just

667
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Speaker 1: awards at these awards shows.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a whole thing. And it's not even just jokes.

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Speaker 2: People are actually serving lukes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of water? I think you?

671
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Speaker 4: I think you if you I think if you keep going,

672
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Speaker 4: you'll figure it out. What kind of water you think?

673
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Speaker 1: Or yeah? No, yes, well I'll.

674
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Speaker 4: Say what it's not. Let's talk about the waters.

675
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Speaker 1: It's not it's not poland spring and spring, it's not tap.

676
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Speaker 1: What it means would be from me here here we

677
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Speaker 1: can do. This is just fill out the world a

678
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Speaker 1: little bit. Let's ask this gross high school boy.

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys, uh chef high school chef high school chef Kevin?

680
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: Here?

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00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 3: Uh are you guys Thursday? Look, I brought some waters.

682
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: You're thirsty? Hi?

683
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 3: What's your name?

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00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 1: This is Matt. Why did I would be asking you first?

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00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: I was asking. It's just a little bit, a little

686
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 1: because somebody asked, who's what my name wasn't I answered?

687
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: Just for the story that we're I'm now kind of weaving.

688
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: Here is this now? This is like when we met

689
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Speaker 1: Chef Kevin. Yeah, and so it's a little weird. If

690
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: it's big interaction by I guess we'll go with it.

691
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: I guess I got confused. So this is when we

692
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Speaker 1: sort of watched sh CHLD.

693
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Speaker 2: This is a little bit of our origin story, which

694
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Speaker 2: is when we watched high school chef Kevin.

695
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Speaker 1: Talk to Mattson he asked me what my name was,

696
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 1: and I said Matty, And then what chef? Okay, keep going, yeah,

697
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: what is it? Chef?

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00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 3: Hey, Matt, I'm just a kid in high school.

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00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: Hey, do you have like alcohol?

700
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Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not old enough by.

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Speaker 1: He does?

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Speaker 3: If I give you like eight bucks or something, could

703
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 3: you give me a six pack?

704
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: That sounds like a good transaction?

705
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 4: Here you go?

706
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: Wait, where's my money? I gotta go.

707
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Speaker 8: Hey, wait a second, here, take this Fiji water bottle

708
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 8: in exchange? Oh oh, that could be an interesting serving.

709
00:42:54,880 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 8: Luke's Yes, but if instead of this, little man, what

710
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 8: if it's so.

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00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: Old man? Shut up? I was about to do it. Well,

712
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of this. Well, you

713
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: got to meet high school chef Kevin, and so what's

714
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: the show? Are you gonna come back next week? I

715
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: don't think you will, Matt.

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00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 7: We have to clean up this mess every week from

717
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 7: now on. And you get to write you got your

718
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 7: own TV show? I think I would love to have

719
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Speaker 7: my own TV show. And then I just popped by

720
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Speaker 7: and do your podcast once and.

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Speaker 1: It makes all my ship the whole time. That sounds

722
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: fucking great. Man, that's the main star of a TV show.

723
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: Would have made. And I'm truly but what made He's

724
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: more a wise cracker. But this I mean, you know,

725
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: like this guy is like the lead lead of the heart. Yeah,

726
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: and Jake is like the guy who's like leading him

727
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 1: like sort of through this world. I gonna say, you know,

728
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: he's sort of he knows uh all the ins and

729
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: outs to be a part of the chef Kevin origin

730
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: story is an honor of a lifetime.

731
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Speaker 4: That's a fast worst joke.

732
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: Huh what it's Chuck Norris joke, Chuck Norris joke. I

733
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: found it finally got one can find a joke and

734
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: anything that Matt says, Yeah, Matt says his stuff that

735
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: sounds like me to like I'm going like, why are

736
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: you saying this? Jacob? That Jacobs swooping in he knows

737
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: exactly what Matt can try to do.

738
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Speaker 2: Turns on this super powerful spotlight and it illuminates just

739
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 2: the funniest ship I ever fucking heard.

740
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Speaker 1: Damn man, Well that's insane. That's why we got a

741
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: TV really really good. That's what we let's talk about

742
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: the TV show. Yes, what you want to say? What's

743
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 1: the billboard this year? Yeah? How we doing the tagline?

744
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: This year is sorry you'reired. Oh that's what it says.

745
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 4: So and you're watching it. You're watching the billboard as

746
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 4: you're driving, because you're moving, so you're watching.

747
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: The board and it's like, comedy why are you? Why

748
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: are you apologizing to me? And it's like, oh, because

749
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: I have the jobs and the jobs bad you Sorry

750
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: you are are now you work at Comedy Central. Sorry

751
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: you're hired. That's what we're apologizing. Yeah, at Comedy Central.

752
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: Congratulations fire. Yeah does that work? I don't know if

753
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: it works as well as sorry you're hired? Right, Well,

754
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: it's the same. It's I mean, it doesn't work as well.

755
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: It's the same you're saying. But I just did, right,

756
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: which is sort of like it's the same. It is

757
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: the same. It's I mean, it's not better.

758
00:45:54,960 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 4: Okay, watch exactly say sorry, sorry you're hired. So that

759
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 4: was another duo.

760
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: We were different people. The tagline now, the tagline initially.

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Speaker 4: You said you said sorry, said set up hired Sorry.

762
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: Came with the punch. Initial draft of the tagline was,

763
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Speaker 1: We'd like to apologize to you. You're hired at the

764
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 1: company that you're now working for. Uh huh, And well,

765
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 1: we said got there with a scalpel.

766
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Speaker 4: We got in there with a scalpel.

767
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Speaker 1: What are you guys doing there? What are you going?

768
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: Factory old tricks? Oh, it's the same stuff. It's like,

769
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: you know, there's it's you build a world, right, and

770
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: so then inside the world there's like a whole there's

771
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 1: so many things you can do. It's like essentially, when

772
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Speaker 1: you create a world in a TV show, it's like

773
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: you can just hop around and play around to what

774
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: people come back to, and that's the characters.

775
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 4: And that's because they do stuff and you're like, oh,

776
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 4: they're back to doing their stuff.

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00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: What you do on the billboard?

778
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see yourself a story as a writer or

779
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Speaker 2: as a playground architect.

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00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: Mostly most see a producer. Oh yeah, that's where the

781
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: power is. Power is why I do it. But the

782
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: show's dark. It's really it's so dark. And that's the

783
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: thing that's like, there's no light. You guys say soup.

784
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Speaker 4: It's like it's like, do you know, do you know

785
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 4: if you have you ever acted in the movie bird Box?

786
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 4: You know, and like when you're acting in the movie,

787
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 4: it's like you have to wear a blindfold and it's

788
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 4: like dark.

789
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: You can't see anything. In part part of what makes

790
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: the performance so good is you can't see anything, so

791
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: you really have to act like I'm scared because this

792
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: is a two thousand time. Remember you can't say birds,

793
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: just say what you're going to be doing on your show.

794
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, when you said you've heard of the bird box,

795
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 4: it was kind of like a lie. But okay, in

796
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 4: a bunch of years, I wrote a spec for The Village. Yeah,

797
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 4: so if you're ever in the village in the movie

798
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 4: The Village, you don't you get a page at a time.

799
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Speaker 4: So the first day you film page one, the third

800
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 4: day you film page three, and so you don't you're

801
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 4: in the dark, and you don't know what's gonna happen.

802
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 4: And there's those days off. No, why would you get

803
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 4: a day off.

804
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: It's a privilege to work for m Night from the

805
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: night and so you don't take a day off, and

806
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 1: he and you pay him to be in the film,

807
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: and so you're in the dark and you don't know

808
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: what's going to happen. And that's how dark the comedy is,

809
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: because like you don't even know. That's what dark comedy

810
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 1: is when you don't know what's going to happen because

811
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: you can't see anything. It's like being in a dark room. Matt,

812
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 1: you're off for quiet. Sean, you've been giving me guff

813
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: all damn day with this, and I'm about fed up.

814
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: It's only an afternoon, so I got I got a

815
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: joke for you in the news. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

816
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: no no no. We are not doing this. We are

817
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: not doing this news because yesterday I put on my

818
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: glasses and I will finish that. Look, we did just

819
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: finished the year.

820
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 4: I will not want him to finish.

821
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Speaker 1: You do not finish this. We can lose this episode. No, please,

822
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: You're not doing this, not on my show, helping you

823
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: this time. You guys seen Sean in the news because

824
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: yesterday I put on my glasses and I had crystal

825
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 1: clear vision and Sean was looking pretty ugly in the news.

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Speaker 4: Bird Box by