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Speaker 3: I am all in with Scott Patterson, an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: Everybody's Scott Patterson. I amil in podcast. Pop Culture, Season five,
Speaker 1: episode to a Messenger nothing More. Laurele I is walking
Speaker 1: through town and Miss Patty calls her the spunky entrepreneur.
Speaker 1: Laurel I, I am the uber Trump Murdoch.
Speaker 4: Sorry about the irony on that.
Speaker 1: One, Yeah right, Laurele I was they know, if not
Speaker 1: of where they speak. Laurele I was referring to herself
Speaker 1: as a business entrepreneur like Donald Trump and Rupert Murdoch.
Speaker 3: I love a topical reference from twenty years ago. That's
Speaker 3: still tofficult.
Speaker 1: Not too much going on with those two. How do
Speaker 1: they worm their way back into the news?
Speaker 5: Trump has not been in the news, Trump.
Speaker 1: Who didn't even recognize the name.
Speaker 6: I feel like a lot of times of pop culture
Speaker 6: things are still somewhat relevant.
Speaker 4: Totally half this episode was yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, so who's gonna Who's I'll.
Speaker 5: Do the next one? Because I love Deepak. Luke and
Speaker 5: TJ are arguing at the Renaissance Fair and Liz didn't
Speaker 5: hear him, and Liz says, I was listening to my
Speaker 5: Deepak Chopra and Deepak Chopra is a world renowned pioneer
Speaker 5: in alternative medicine and personal transformation. He is the author
Speaker 5: of ninety books, so maybe Liz was listening to one
Speaker 5: of those audiobooks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, books, How do you write ninety books?
Speaker 4: He's also a real nice guy, very very sweet.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine Deepak Chopra being mean? Like would be
Speaker 5: not on brand?
Speaker 4: Lorlai is on the phone with Luke.
Speaker 3: She's being sarcastic about him coming home, which was very
Speaker 3: funny because.
Speaker 4: He lied about it before.
Speaker 3: Now I don't think he lied. I think he thought
Speaker 3: he was coming home and it got pushed back. But
Speaker 3: Laura says, what's that, Lucy?
Speaker 4: A football for me to get?
Speaker 3: Laura is referring to the popular Charlie Brown cartoons skit
Speaker 3: where Lucy holds a football and was waiting for Charlie
Speaker 3: to kick it, and then she pulls it away at
Speaker 3: the last minute while looking at it. Says she was
Speaker 3: looking at a paper, but I always thought she hold
Speaker 3: it away And then he always goes flying.
Speaker 4: Does anybody have a favorite peanut?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a snoopy goal myself snoopy.
Speaker 4: Oh I love me some pig pen all of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you grow up on those? Yeah? They were
Speaker 1: still totally Every Christmas every thanks.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I still watch Every Christmas Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: But the voice has changed. Is not the original about
Speaker 1: the Great Pumpkin?
Speaker 4: Didn't you guys watch say Halloween too? The Great pump
Speaker 4: All that rights? Yeah? Hello, So this was.
Speaker 6: In the same scene. Laura lies on the phone with
Speaker 6: Luke joking that he isn't going to be home today,
Speaker 6: and Lorelei says, see you when Hillary's president.
Speaker 5: That would have been awesome if Hillary actually became president.
Speaker 4: We would have been like in.
Speaker 5: What was that two thousand and four?
Speaker 6: Yeah, So at the time, Hillary Clinton was the US
Speaker 6: Senator and had repeatedly denied her run for presidency in
Speaker 6: two thousand and four, and Hillary served her second term
Speaker 6: as senator and didn't try for the presidential candidsy until
Speaker 6: two thousand and eight and again in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Zach talking to his groupies about the Da Vinci code
Speaker 1: Dan Brown. Earlier in the episode, Brian was talking endlessly
Speaker 1: about it to Zach. Now Zach is talking about it
Speaker 1: to the groupie. Zach, She's not the bomb, but she's
Speaker 1: not slutty. That's what this dude constant scene wanted you
Speaker 1: to believe, right, Laane is listening to them from the counter.
Speaker 1: He was purging the etrue Hollywood story part of it
Speaker 1: for his own benefit, turned the whole thing into Hollywood
Speaker 1: Babylon and chicks got the short end.
Speaker 3: The funny thing is like I didn't even hear what
Speaker 3: he was saying because I was sort of so distracted
Speaker 3: watching Lane being irritated.
Speaker 5: E True Hollywood needs to come back like thet they tried.
Speaker 6: They tried and it just wasn't the same as like
Speaker 6: how it was excellent.
Speaker 1: Each True Hollywood Stories a former news documentary series that
Speaker 1: offers exclusive views and insights and behind the scenes looks
Speaker 1: from celebrities and their personal lives. What an original idea?
Speaker 1: Who would have thought? Zach is talking about the story
Speaker 1: of Mary Magdalene da Vinci Code, the plot of the
Speaker 1: books Ess Mary Magdalene and Jesus had a love child together,
Speaker 1: creating descendants of Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Wow yep.
Speaker 5: Okay. Suki is describing to Rory Sane, lindsay throw out
Speaker 5: Dean's clothes on the street, and Suki says, we walked
Speaker 5: past Dean's place, and Lindsay was throwing his stuff out
Speaker 5: on the street. They were really going at it. It
Speaker 5: was like Raging Bull. There's yelling and screaming. Suki's comparing
Speaker 5: Lindsay and Dean to the nineteen eighty Martin Scorsese film
Speaker 5: Raging Bull. In the film, Robert de Niro's character Jake
Speaker 5: and his wife Kathy get in a big yelling match
Speaker 5: about her sleeping with his brother.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm going to go on a lim and say,
Speaker 3: one of the four of us have seen it and
Speaker 3: it's and it's.
Speaker 1: Not Raging Bull. Yeah, Oh, you've never seen Raging Bull.
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to say none of us have, but you.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. Let's go back to the Mary Magdalen Jesus
Speaker 1: love children. Who today do you think would be direct
Speaker 1: descendants of that bloodline? Do you have any?
Speaker 4: Aren't we all?
Speaker 1: Thought?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Right, wow?
Speaker 4: Are we all?
Speaker 1: Aren't we all? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I never saw the Da Vinci code, Sam, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe we should do twenty three and me.
Speaker 1: A new Instead of like your forty percent neanderthal, you
Speaker 1: could be like your zero point.
Speaker 3: Jesus Loralai with Luke in the town square and he
Speaker 3: gives her a necklace because he's a necklace giver.
Speaker 4: He gives her a necklace as a gift.
Speaker 3: Lorelei pulls out it back of cigarettes, yas.
Speaker 4: My own smokes. Then she says, gin Chi looks up
Speaker 4: and sees Luke holding a beautiful dangling necklace. Oh takes
Speaker 4: the chain. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Gin Che is a saying from a comedy series called
Speaker 3: seventy seven Sunset Strip that was on from nineteen fifty
Speaker 3: eight to nineteen sixty four. The character Kookie played by
Speaker 3: Ed Burns and not that Ed Burns that we know
Speaker 3: the Ed Burns spelled ed d b y r n
Speaker 3: e S would say the expression gin sheeet, meaning cool.
Speaker 5: We didn't talk about this. But why did he give
Speaker 5: Lorelei cigarettes?
Speaker 3: Because he had to buy something when he went to
Speaker 3: the store, to.
Speaker 5: A candy bar or he felt.
Speaker 4: In there, right, he doesn't even smoke. Why did he
Speaker 4: buy some?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because it was a funny bit when she handed it
Speaker 1: to the balloon guy. True, that was really that was
Speaker 1: really funny.
Speaker 4: That was a short pop culture. Do you have crack staff?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: The crack staff always comes through, you know, and they've
Speaker 1: come up with quite a hair raising.
Speaker 3: Uh oh, they know they've got our hair debacle, our hair.
Speaker 1: They have a hair raising detail coming at you, like
Speaker 1: a giant hair ball tumbling through the main street, coming
Speaker 1: right at you.
Speaker 4: Give it.
Speaker 1: So the according to the Crack staff, the big thing
Speaker 1: in this episode is laurelized hair.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you? So let's talk about it in a little
Speaker 1: more detail, starting at the twenty nine minute thirty second
Speaker 1: mark of the episode. Throughout the kitchen scene when Rory
Speaker 1: returns home, do we remember this, Yeah, laure hair is wavy. Okay,
Speaker 1: But when they step out onto the porch to go
Speaker 1: to Luke's, it's magically been straightened.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, So I did not catch that. I just
Speaker 4: know she's definitely got received a haircut.
Speaker 6: There was a lot of There was a lot of
Speaker 6: different hair differences in this with like Dean and Rory.
Speaker 1: And everybody's hair, a lot of hair hair raising episode. Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: when they run into Lindsay and her mom next to
Speaker 1: the gazebo, lorealized hair is again wavy. Oh went back, Yes,
Speaker 1: it went back. And then when they're walking into Luke's.
Speaker 1: I guess after that it's straight again. Okay, And then Uh, then.
Speaker 4: Scott, it's a hair confusing.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a hair confusing.
Speaker 6: I agree, just cut it out, bringing the full house
Speaker 6: into it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna try and find somewhere hair.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh. Yeah, pretty soon we'll be able to rinse
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 4: Yes, I want to repeat it. Don't give it a
Speaker 4: good scrub.
Speaker 1: We're not trying to condition anybody listening to us.
Speaker 2: I like your quick dial like, oh man, I don't
Speaker 2: want people to bristle at this when we talk about
Speaker 2: let's come through it.
Speaker 1: Let's book just ca throat right, Okay. So then so
Speaker 1: they go into Luke's and uh, it's straight again. Then
Speaker 1: throughout the diner scene it alternates between waving in the
Speaker 1: shots from the front and straight in the shots from
Speaker 1: I wonder.
Speaker 6: Do you think there was like a day where they
Speaker 6: did pick ups and they just kept her hair one
Speaker 6: way and then change her outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, there is so much going on. I didn't
Speaker 1: notice that sets and especially this one, that you know
Speaker 1: things like this are bound to happen. I think in
Speaker 1: the five years or four years of doing this, I
Speaker 1: don't think we've seen anything like that.
Speaker 6: So no, Amy, you know, when you curl your hair
Speaker 6: and it kind of like falls out and becomes straight.
Speaker 4: Could it be that?
Speaker 6: Could it be like it's just fallen out.
Speaker 4: I want to know the hair story of this.
Speaker 1: And maybe it was just Lauren being masterful and so
Speaker 1: connected with every fiber of her being, every follicle that
Speaker 1: she was controlling her follicles throughout the scene and had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the hair department, right, I guess.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's mysterious. I'm gonna have to go back.
Speaker 1: I know she's good, but I mean, to control the
Speaker 1: curl in her hair.
Speaker 4: You got anything else?
Speaker 1: I think that's that's huge. I mean I did have
Speaker 1: a bunch of other stuff, but I I cut it
Speaker 1: out and then I shaved it.
Speaker 4: It's interesting. We're gonna need to go back and really
Speaker 4: look at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well thanks for that. Yeah, and I just
Speaker 1: I just wanted to Yeah, you know, we liked it.
Speaker 1: We like to offer a layered podcast.
Speaker 4: You really salon in that, but I couldn't get it.
Speaker 1: Anyway. There you go, Crackstaff, My hat's off to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 1: And I would have to give it. I would have
Speaker 1: to give if I were rating Crackstaff competence here and
Speaker 1: using the measuring stick. I'd give it, you know, ten
Speaker 1: full heads of hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah they aren't there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they don't mess around.
Speaker 5: Do you want me to read through Thrillis's Top ten
Speaker 5: fries more Thrillist.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is like it's like an internet thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So Number one Arby's curly fries. No, none of
Speaker 5: us said that. Number two McDonald's world famous fries. Number
Speaker 5: three Chick fil A waffle fries disgusting. Number four Checkers
Speaker 5: haven't heard of Checkers Famous seasoned fries.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Wendy's and number five Wendy's Hot and Crispy fries. Number
Speaker 5: six Arby's again, crinkle fries.
Speaker 1: Actually Wendy's did. Wendy's did have some good fries around,
Speaker 1: is still around.
Speaker 5: Number seven Taco Bell nacho fries. I will agree with that.
Speaker 5: Number eight Wa Burger French fries.
Speaker 6: I want to press with it. I have. It's like, uh,
Speaker 6: mainly in Texas, right whoa yeah, Texas, Texas?
Speaker 5: Number nine A and w fries And these are places
Speaker 5: I've never been to.
Speaker 3: Do you guys know what arby stands for? Why it's
Speaker 3: called Arby's Do you guys know?
Speaker 5: Let me guess all ribs.
Speaker 1: Arby's is it?
Speaker 3: I know you, I don't know, I can That's one
Speaker 3: of the mysteries of life that I have yet to
Speaker 3: be able to unlock.
Speaker 6: I know. The slogan is we have the meats, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Easton, Am I correct?
Speaker 4: It's roast beef.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Arby's is r B for roast beef because Urb's
Speaker 3: is famous for the like doesn't.
Speaker 5: Even make sense, It's kind of yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: R oh of RBS.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I don't know that I've ever been doing Arby's,
Speaker 3: have any of you?
Speaker 6: No, sure, I've had the I've actually they sell their.
Speaker 1: Face messed up on a bunch of those arbis.
Speaker 6: They sell their curly fries at like the frozen section
Speaker 6: at Target, So I've had those.
Speaker 4: You guys are curly fries eaters.
Speaker 6: I just like fries.
Speaker 5: Jack in the Box needs to be on that list.
Speaker 5: Jack and the Box curly.
Speaker 4: For the fries. Oh maybe the curly fries. The Jack
Speaker 4: and Box. Jack in the Box should be on there
Speaker 4: for the ultimate tagos.
Speaker 1: And you're when you're when you're you know, in your
Speaker 1: twenties and you're on a death march on the weekend,
Speaker 1: You're just eating anything that's open.
Speaker 4: God, remember when you could just see all this and
Speaker 4: it would be fine.
Speaker 5: I talk about food all day. I love fast food.
Speaker 4: You can put fast food or no.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like.
Speaker 6: A little step up from fast It's like.
Speaker 5: Quick service is something that you drive through.
Speaker 4: Yeah and out. It's fast food.
Speaker 6: Yes, but I would consider Cha Pulley as quick service,
Speaker 6: not fast.
Speaker 4: Okay, I agree? What is that one? Sonic? What about Sonic?
Speaker 5: Sonic is fast to drive through? Do you like their
Speaker 5: prodic here? I've been to a Sonic before. They have
Speaker 5: been shake.
Speaker 1: Sonic, Sonic Sonic. I've been to Sonic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they like Do they roller skate out to you
Speaker 4: or they come out to it? It's different.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was I was they did, I
Speaker 1: was out of it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they rollers. They definitely come to
Speaker 4: the car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you like pull into a they skate.
Speaker 4: Where is there Sonic here?
Speaker 1: If I may, If I may, I'm sorry. I don't
Speaker 1: contribute to the show very often, but there is one
Speaker 1: Sonic near me and do our d California. I frequent it.
Speaker 1: They really skate out to the car.
Speaker 5: Very cool.
Speaker 1: They have little trees that go on your window and everything.
Speaker 1: It's pretty fantas well.
Speaker 4: Easton's on. How do I get a microphone like you have? Easton?
Speaker 1: We sent you a better one.
Speaker 4: You just kind of how do I get that thing
Speaker 4: that you have? That thing?
Speaker 1: Oh, the arm. We can send you one of those
Speaker 1: clips to the desk.
Speaker 4: You might have to install it.
Speaker 1: Why do you need one of those?
Speaker 4: It just seems so fancy.
Speaker 3: Look at how fancy Easton looks compared to us.
Speaker 4: So fancy.
Speaker 1: Well he's you know, he's Captain kirk Es.
Speaker 4: He's still the bridge, killing me seriously.
Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth is related to Jesus Wow. In Sunni Islamic
Speaker 1: reports of al Tabari and al Masudi, Elizabeth said to
Speaker 1: have been a daughter of im Rat and thus a
Speaker 1: sister of Mary. Therefore, their children, Jesus Isa and John
Speaker 1: Yah yah Yah are believed to have been cousins. So
Speaker 1: there you have it. I mean, that's there you go.
Speaker 4: Hm, I'm so glad you went back for that.
Speaker 6: Wait, what is that.
Speaker 4: The Internet Web?
Speaker 6: I was like scrolling through the prep.
Speaker 1: Subjects too that we really need to drill down on.
Speaker 4: We need to know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Great seeing y'all, See you next week for the
Speaker 3: greatest week of my life logan.
Speaker 1: There there we go, There we go.
Speaker 4: I'm dreaming of you since season one.
Speaker 1: Up.
Speaker 4: Well we've had him, but I'm sure he'll come back
Speaker 4: next episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need a little zoo cree man
Speaker 1: to everybody. Does I need to get some Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: get him back.
Speaker 4: On great times. I mean, season five is everything I
Speaker 4: thought it would be.
Speaker 5: So far, so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant, brilliant. All right, it's uh all the best
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