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Speaker 3: Your home Daisy Lighting, Welcome.
Speaker 4: I'm Betsy Lighting. You've got so much to talk about tonight.
Speaker 4: Christy nom does border cosplay, the tariffs might make you rich,
Speaker 4: and Trump declares war on water. So let's get into
Speaker 4: another installment of Trump two point zero coming for the
Speaker 4: White House.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna comedy.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't know why we keep playing that.
Speaker 4: Not going to show that clip anymore. Okay, let's get
Speaker 4: into the big story today. Donald Trump had a rough week.
Speaker 4: His beautiful economy crash because some dumb dumb came and
Speaker 4: tariffed every country on the planet. He tried to save
Speaker 4: it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because
Speaker 4: again some absolute moron keeps ramping up the trade war
Speaker 4: against China. But in moments like this, there's one thing
Speaker 4: a serious leader does. Gather up all your closest friends
Speaker 4: on your payroll and make them say nice things about you.
Speaker 6: Thank you for your leadership, and thank you for everything
Speaker 6: you're doing.
Speaker 4: Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable. I want to
Speaker 4: figure as well for the ship building. I want to
Speaker 4: thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party
Speaker 4: and what.
Speaker 7: You're doing now, I think is a great service to
Speaker 7: our country, but ultimately to the world.
Speaker 1: You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority the US.
Speaker 4: Americans want you to be president or vision is a
Speaker 4: turning point and an inflection point in American history. Ooh wow,
Speaker 4: what do you even say to that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 4: No, stop it, stop it not that, but let's be fair.
Speaker 4: Serving in Trump's cabinet isn't just photo ops at the
Speaker 4: White House. They also do photo ops out in the field,
Speaker 4: although with Homeland Secretary Christie Nome this was less like
Speaker 4: a photo op and more like a photo whoa, whoa,
Speaker 4: whoa whoa. Watch where you point that thing.
Speaker 7: Secretary of Homeland Security Christie Nome is taking heat today
Speaker 7: for her latest viral video.
Speaker 4: Here we are and Todo Brian.
Speaker 7: She's posing with two federal agents pointing a gun right
Speaker 7: at the agent's head.
Speaker 4: Wow, give it up for friendly fire, Barbie. Everyone to
Speaker 4: be fair, this is Christy Nome and these agents were
Speaker 4: wearing dog tags. You know, I'm starting to wonder if
Speaker 4: maybe she actually shot her dog by accident while taking
Speaker 4: a family photo. Fido, Fido, get in here. Oh never mind,
Speaker 4: Jeff people. So Trump's cabinet has been very active. At
Speaker 4: today's meeting, Tulca Gabbard said she's going to stop election rigging,
Speaker 4: Pam Bondi said she'll seek a twenty year prison term
Speaker 4: for someone who vandalized a tesla, and RFK Junior announced
Speaker 4: that he'll get fluoride out of the water. So congrats
Speaker 4: in advance to your dentist on his new Bentley. But
Speaker 4: don't worry. They're leaving the big issues to the president himself.
Speaker 8: The Biden administration launched what you've called a war on showers.
Speaker 4: Ah, yes, yes, the War on showers, the fight Steve
Speaker 4: Bannon has been on the front lines of his whole life. Now,
Speaker 4: most people probably didn't even realize we were in a
Speaker 4: war on showers because no one in the Biden administration
Speaker 4: ever accidentally added a reporter to the War on Showers
Speaker 4: group chat. But in all seriousness, I know the war
Speaker 4: on showers very well. Okay, my uncle actually lost his
Speaker 4: leg from stepping on a bath bomb. It's never been
Speaker 4: the same. But luckily that war is now coming to
Speaker 4: an end.
Speaker 8: Certain regulations that basically killed the water pressure of showers
Speaker 8: and other other water appliances. With this executive order, we're
Speaker 8: effectively going to be reversing that set of regulations.
Speaker 9: In my case, I'd like to take a nice shower
Speaker 9: to take care of my beautiful hair. I have to
Speaker 9: stand out of the shell. If a fifteen minutes taill
Speaker 9: it gets wet, it comes out, drip, drip. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: It takes fifteen minutes for your hair to get wet.
Speaker 4: Are you sure you're not standing in the pantry. The
Speaker 4: water pressure is terrible in here, and we're out of cheese.
Speaker 4: It's but if you're as big of a Trump head
Speaker 4: as I am, I know that water pressure is not
Speaker 4: a new issue for him. He's been passionate about this
Speaker 4: crisis for a while.
Speaker 9: Take a shower and water comes dripping out, is cripping out,
Speaker 9: very quietly, dripping out seeks right, showers, You take a shower,
Speaker 9: the water doesn't come out. It's the shower, it's the sink,
Speaker 9: and you know the third element in the bathroom. People
Speaker 9: have to flush their toilet fifteen times, ten times right,
Speaker 9: ten times, burn on the shower, ding ding it does
Speaker 9: drip drip, drip, drip. Please come out the water, Come on, water,
Speaker 9: come out baby.
Speaker 4: Oh, come out, baby, Please come out, come out for daddy.
Speaker 4: Has he ever said anything more embarrassing?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 6: Stop doing that.
Speaker 4: Stop it. The guys, guys, we did it. We found
Speaker 4: the one issue Donald Trump is see consistent on. It
Speaker 4: is literally the dumbest issue ever. But we'll take it.
Speaker 4: But this is still a major announcement, which is why
Speaker 4: Fox News deployed its most sophisticated journalism technique. Talking to
Speaker 4: old people at a diner.
Speaker 8: Your thoughts about your chance of having water pressure strong
Speaker 8: again in the shower.
Speaker 6: That's just fine with me.
Speaker 3: I think you should think you.
Speaker 1: I think it all about it.
Speaker 6: Blow the skin off of it if you wanted better, right,
Speaker 6: We don't.
Speaker 1: Want to blow the skin off. The epidermis is quite.
Speaker 4: Vital, all right, Hold on, kill me, don'tnat like that
Speaker 4: guy is the weird one. You're the one walking around
Speaker 4: a diner going tell me what you do in the shower.
Speaker 4: By the way, why are you talking to the men
Speaker 4: in here? You got to talk to these ladies. That's
Speaker 4: a group of ladies excited about a stronger shower head.
Speaker 4: Am I right? Yeah, they get it. They get it. Still,
Speaker 4: I'm not sure the majority of Americans want their skin
Speaker 4: blown off. Anyone else want to chime in about water pressure?
Speaker 1: So tell me about what you've pictured.
Speaker 6: Now that water pressure will be grading and I'll.
Speaker 2: Have to sit there, stand there for two or three
Speaker 2: minutes for it to water and even get warm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a different thing. This is not just an
Speaker 4: open forum for general shower complaints. The water's too cold,
Speaker 4: and I don't like how it tastes. It should taste
Speaker 4: like Hawaiian punch. Is there anyone in this diner Brian
Speaker 4: Kilmead can have a normal interaction.
Speaker 3: With How old are you? Well?
Speaker 6: Do you even remember the way it used to be
Speaker 6: in two thousand and eight before Barack Obama came in?
Speaker 4: No kill made, dude. He just told you he was twelve.
Speaker 4: Do you even know what year it is? Excuse me,
Speaker 4: little boy? Where were you for the moon landing? A
Speaker 4: kid was born in twenty twelve? He doesn't remember Obama
Speaker 4: as president. He's probably like Obama? Is that the guy
Speaker 4: who puts out the Spotify playlist? For more on these
Speaker 4: executive orders, Let's go live to the White house with
Speaker 4: our very own troy e wata Troy and water pressure
Speaker 4: Really what Trump's going to be.
Speaker 10: Focusing on, absolutely, Desi. And it's not just water pressure.
Speaker 10: A few minutes ago he passed another executive order that
Speaker 10: says a shower faucet can't do that thing where you
Speaker 10: turn it and it's cold, cold, cold, but then super hot.
Speaker 10: There has to be a warm middle, if that makes sense,
Speaker 10: you know what I mean? Best wishes, DJT, best wishes.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I think halfway through he forgot it was an executive
Speaker 10: order and not a letter.
Speaker 3: This is the.
Speaker 4: Stuff that he's passing in the middle of a trade war.
Speaker 4: What a waste of time?
Speaker 10: No hard disagree, Dosi. I like this version of Trump.
Speaker 10: Let him have his little showers, okay. Also I do
Speaker 10: love a warm middle.
Speaker 4: Okay, But who does this help?
Speaker 10: The real question is who does this hurt? And the
Speaker 10: answer is no, what right? Okay, they're going to do
Speaker 10: bad things anyway, Desi. But if I'm going to be
Speaker 10: spending five hours a day stress pooping on the toilet,
Speaker 10: at least give us an executive order like the one
Speaker 10: this afternoon that says no more itchy tags on clothes.
Speaker 4: It's too to to to itchy.
Speaker 6: Have a great summer.
Speaker 4: Donald Trump, Okay, I do agree with that tags are itchy,
Speaker 4: But shouldn't he be focusing on bigger real things.
Speaker 10: He's bad at bigger real things.
Speaker 4: Ninety five.
Speaker 10: Ninety five of these executive orders are about punishing people
Speaker 10: who are just disagree with him. So I'm fine with
Speaker 10: side quest Trump. Okay, which would you go up to
Speaker 10: Hitler and be like, why are you painting? You've got
Speaker 10: work to do.
Speaker 4: Is it too much to ask for a president who's
Speaker 4: not Hitler?
Speaker 10: Yes, apparently it is, So just focus on the winds. Yes,
Speaker 10: he's putting door the Explorer on a flight to El Salvador. Okay,
Speaker 10: but he's declared that anyone on the flight who asks
Speaker 10: for a soda has to get a whole can. Xoxo,
Speaker 10: Donnie Troy.
Speaker 4: I hope you confronted them about that deportation order.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: The soda can was my idea. These are terrible concessions
Speaker 4: for the American people.
Speaker 10: Does If you don't like that one, how about this one?
Speaker 10: It says toilet paper must be rolled over the top
Speaker 10: and not from the bottom. Lailah's Donald Trump, Yeah, we
Speaker 10: can all get behind.
Speaker 11: That, right.
Speaker 4: Actually, I like toilet paper rolling from the bottom.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, thank you, so you're one of them bottom rollers. Okay, Well,
Speaker 10: enjoy your flight to El Salvador. Hello, Hello, try try
Speaker 10: you hang up right now, hang up the.
Speaker 4: Phone, Troy, you want everyone?
Speaker 7: Let me come back.
Speaker 4: Michael also will do the business. But I'll go away.
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Speaker 6: of that stinking cash. But first, I know what you're thinking,
Speaker 6: all right, And just to clarify, I didn't jump off
Speaker 6: a building because of the market crash, all right. This
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Speaker 6: this week Big Daddy Trump's game of tariff no Tariff
Speaker 6: caused a lot of selling on Wall Street, but on
Speaker 6: Main Street. Everybody still seeing it. Bye bye bye, but
Speaker 6: it's spelled be you hy hit.
Speaker 4: Me with fears that prices will be going way up.
Speaker 4: Some Americans have started panic buying.
Speaker 12: Consumers going on a tariff induced shopping spree from appliances
Speaker 12: to alcohol, hourting items like toothpaste and toilet paper.
Speaker 10: We were talking about it that we should buy some
Speaker 10: rice because we get rice that's made in Thailand.
Speaker 4: And we said, we don't really need it right now,
Speaker 4: but we're going to buy it.
Speaker 6: Yup, that's right. American consumers are acting like me when
Speaker 6: I saw my coke dealer. They are panicking now. As
Speaker 6: a rule of thumb and a financial crisis, you should
Speaker 6: never panic. Then again, rules of thumb were meant to
Speaker 6: be broken. And I'm talking repeatedly smashed in a car
Speaker 6: trunk over and over again. But where there is panic,
Speaker 6: there are ah panic tunities. If people are snapping up rice,
Speaker 6: then call me the rice paddy daddy, because you're looking
Speaker 6: at a guy who just converted his entire bathroom into
Speaker 6: a rice paddy.
Speaker 11: Yup.
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Speaker 6: of course, grocery stores aren't the only ones caught up
Speaker 6: in Uncle dj T's ecotomy lobotomy.
Speaker 1: No but I me.
Speaker 6: Despite a ninety day pause for other countries, tariffs on
Speaker 6: China are still sky to the high hit me.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4: US tariffs on Chinese goods soared to one hundred and
Speaker 4: four percent on everything from clothing and shoes to toys.
Speaker 1: It could soon be much harder to get your hands
Speaker 1: on Tonka trucks, care Bears, and even the new Nintendo
Speaker 1: switch to that's out this summer. With companies opting to
Speaker 1: pawshipments to the US. Swiss watches and X ray tubes
Speaker 1: for cat scans could also be impacted with the tariff wars.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, kids, these tariffs are affecting all your toys,
Speaker 6: care bears, Nintendo switches, X ray tubes for cat scans.
Speaker 6: Now you're never gonna know what's going on inside of
Speaker 6: your care bear well until puberty. Am I right up top?
Speaker 6: But sersly, these are just the kind of sacrifices we
Speaker 6: need to make to get the economy back to where
Speaker 6: it was ten days ago. So with toys with toys
Speaker 6: in the red that means I'm buying up children's tears. Okay,
Speaker 6: these things, These things go for ten thousand dollars an
Speaker 6: ounce on the street of Silicon Valley. What do you
Speaker 6: think Mark Zuckerberg fills his cold plunge with? All right,
Speaker 6: that's how he keeps it, so zucker Burder, so Daddy Teas.
Speaker 6: Tariffs are going to be affecting some shits that we
Speaker 6: don't care about, like child's happiness, or you're a strange
Speaker 6: grandma's four A one K. But who cares because you
Speaker 6: weren't getting that money anyway, not since your ex wife
Speaker 6: told her about what you did in a Sarasota during
Speaker 6: a crypto conference. And even though you agreed to counseling
Speaker 6: and couple's therapy, and you deleted all the dating apps
Speaker 6: from your work phone, and you swore you never be
Speaker 6: caught with five thousand dollars cash and a Costco sized
Speaker 6: bottled amial nitrates. Ever again, it wasn't enough. It would
Speaker 6: never be enough, so you, grandma. But that doesn't mean
Speaker 6: Papa Trump's tariffs aren't going to impact things that we
Speaker 6: do care about, like iPhones.
Speaker 4: Hear me, apple wave of panny buying for iPhones as
Speaker 4: higher prices loomed due to Trump's tariffs.
Speaker 7: In iPhone sixteen pro max, already twelve hundred dollars could
Speaker 7: jump by another three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 6: When it comes to Apple, if they were finding as
Speaker 6: many seven forty sevens as they could to get iPhones
Speaker 6: out of China.
Speaker 12: Planes stuffed with billions of dollars of iPhones to arrive
Speaker 12: before the tariffs take effect.
Speaker 6: That's right, that's right. iPhones are flying here business class,
Speaker 6: so Apple can make a little business cash. But refugees
Speaker 6: fleeing Wicka war they're not gonna make it, are they.
Speaker 6: So that little shiny rectangle in your pocket is now
Speaker 6: worth a whole lot of wicked Wicka money, which is
Speaker 6: why I'm bullish on unsupervised coat checks. Okay, these rooms
Speaker 6: are teeming with tariff three phones. All it takes is
Speaker 6: a caterwaiter uniform and you'll be harvesting apples like a
Speaker 6: family in autumn. You're no longer allowed to see anymore. Hey, hey, Siri,
Speaker 6: how much green gravy did I just make off this
Speaker 6: iPhone tariff crisis?
Speaker 4: This phone has been reported stolen calling police.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oops, clumsy me right in a cup of coffee.
Speaker 6: Looks looks like I'm gonna have to dry that out
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Speaker 6: you that have a working iPhone and your favorite app
Speaker 6: for watching tradwives make slow churn smoothies, It's about to
Speaker 6: get a new owner.
Speaker 3: Hit me.
Speaker 1: The president announced he was extending by seventy five days
Speaker 1: the deadline for TikTok's owner to find a non Chinese buyer.
Speaker 4: There are a number of interested parties who have said
Speaker 4: they would be willing to acquire the app.
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Speaker 1: Hell.
Speaker 6: I've been putting money into that site for years, but
Speaker 6: I can't pull anything out because Mistress Victoria tells me
Speaker 6: I'm not allowed to. Well, at least I put two
Speaker 6: of her kids through Northwestern Let's go Wildcats. But no
Speaker 6: matter who, Bye bye byes TikTok. Do not worry because
Speaker 6: it will not be banned in the us, and that's
Speaker 6: a costa arrantee. TikTok is simply too popular. The American
Speaker 6: people love it, and for some it's the only work
Speaker 6: around we have to communicate with our kids. Hey, Skyler,
Speaker 6: Hey Brandon, you guys want to go see the Minecraft
Speaker 6: movie this weekend? Sound off in the comments your mom sucks. Well,
Speaker 6: that's all I have time for. If I don't get
Speaker 6: twenty five hundred dollars to Hector in the next hour,
Speaker 6: he's gonna shatter my pelvis. But hey, that's just the
Speaker 6: cost of doing business.
Speaker 4: My guest Night is a comedian, writer and actor you
Speaker 4: know from SNL. He stars in the new movie The
Speaker 4: Wedding Banquet. Please welcome, bow and Yay.
Speaker 6: I don't know about all that.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We got some bye everyone, that's very nice.
Speaker 4: Well, wow, I am so happy that you're here. I
Speaker 4: hope you're ready because I'm going to hammer you with
Speaker 4: tariff questions. Yeah, we have got to get to the
Speaker 4: bottom of Trump's trade war. You and me.
Speaker 11: I mean one first of all, I miss one O four.
Speaker 5: We're at one twenty five now, but we're not to
Speaker 5: fall like a sex your number right right.
Speaker 4: I totally agreed random. Oh my god, I am such
Speaker 4: a huge fan of yours.
Speaker 5: Likewise does it but like, okay, I ran into you.
Speaker 5: I think it was some it doesn't matter, some awards thing,
Speaker 5: but like, I'm.
Speaker 4: Sure it was very fancy and very elite.
Speaker 11: It was very fancy early.
Speaker 5: But I've like, whatever I do, I have tunnel vision
Speaker 5: at those things.
Speaker 11: I don't look in the pariff. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 11: know who I'm gonna like, you know, and get into
Speaker 11: the crossfire with.
Speaker 5: But like you, I turned to you and it felt
Speaker 5: like there was a star shower behind you.
Speaker 11: Dasney like is right there? And guy lover, Oh.
Speaker 4: You're so sweet. I travel with a ring light, yeah.
Speaker 5: And I haven't and you're backlit.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm always I'm hiring an intern to follow me around.
Speaker 4: So it makes you think it's a moment. Yes, No,
Speaker 4: I felt the same way. I was like, I need
Speaker 4: to corner you and make sure that you come on
Speaker 4: the show to see us and then I can snag you. Yes,
Speaker 4: but I'm snagged and you and we did it.
Speaker 6: We did it.
Speaker 4: I I love all of the characters that you play
Speaker 4: on SNL. You've played George Santos.
Speaker 6: Yes, Oh.
Speaker 4: It's very handsome George Santos, jd Vance and my favorite,
Speaker 4: the Prima Donna iceberg Y. That's my favorite of all time.
Speaker 4: It feels like you you choose these highly unlikable, unsavory
Speaker 4: characters and just somehow find the humor and make them engaging.
Speaker 5: I really love just this thing in our culture of
Speaker 5: like people who are in media who like hate it
Speaker 5: too much, but like they chose to like be in
Speaker 5: front of the camera, they chose to be on displaying it.
Speaker 5: They're like, don't look at me, don't look at me.
Speaker 5: But it's like, you know, you opted into there's some
Speaker 5: buy in on some level.
Speaker 4: The idea that the iceberg is a victim in all
Speaker 4: of this totally.
Speaker 11: That's very and isn't he was just sitting there, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, what was he doing. It wasn't really his fault.
Speaker 5: And by now he's he's gone, he's melted away with
Speaker 5: climate change.
Speaker 4: What was what was the moment when you were asked
Speaker 4: to play? Jd Vance? Lauren asked you? And what did
Speaker 4: you say?
Speaker 5: Lauren asked me, And I said, please, please, please, don't
Speaker 5: make me do this. Why I really find him challenging.
Speaker 5: First of all, I like God's honest truth. I really
Speaker 5: do my best with him. But every time I have
Speaker 5: to play him, I go to Laura and I say,
Speaker 5: you can do a buy back. You don't have to
Speaker 5: stick with me. You can please reach out to Zach Alfanakus,
Speaker 5: Please reach.
Speaker 6: Out to Terran killim cool.
Speaker 11: But no, he's my that's my charge.
Speaker 4: So how did you find your way through him? Was
Speaker 4: it a challenge?
Speaker 11: It was, Oh my gosh, you really are grilling me.
Speaker 4: I We'll get to the Terrists.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it. I no, you know what I worked with.
Speaker 5: You guys are gonna roll your freeing eyes. I worked
Speaker 5: with like an accent coach. We had to find the
Speaker 5: middle between. We had to find the middle between like
Speaker 5: Appalachian but Ohio, Like we really had to like find
Speaker 5: the rightness. Yeah, And like I was like, I don't
Speaker 5: want to screw this up, like I have. I have
Speaker 5: such an uphill battle here, like I've got my almond eye,
Speaker 5: I've got like this and there everyone in America is
Speaker 5: gonna be like this Asian guy is playing that guy.
Speaker 5: Like I was like, I really gotta nail this down.
Speaker 5: And I'm just telling you guys, I'm doing my best.
Speaker 11: Okay, it is.
Speaker 4: So far beyond that. I love hearing that because your
Speaker 4: presence on SNL is like, like I can't imagine the
Speaker 4: pressure cooker it must be, and you always look so
Speaker 4: calm and cool and relaxed. So thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 4: You that you work really hard. Yeah, you hire an action.
Speaker 11: And I'm not even on Kenemy. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: Yes yet, Yes, I want to talk about your podcast,
Speaker 4: Last Culturistas. Pop culture has been a huge part of
Speaker 4: your life. You started doing that in twenty sixteen before SNL.
Speaker 4: How has your perspective changed over the years being someone
Speaker 4: who observes and is passionate about pop culture to then
Speaker 4: becoming part of the culture.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I really think there is no big difference.
Speaker 5: We're basically the same show as we were nine years ago,
Speaker 5: which is dinosaur years in podcasting. Yeah, truly, But I
Speaker 5: mean it's the same show. We start off, we just
Speaker 5: riff and then we end with this silly segment. But
Speaker 5: I think, like, I'm just like y'all going home watching
Speaker 5: the pit, you know what I mean, And like, I like,
Speaker 5: we're all watching the same stuff, and I feel like
Speaker 5: there I get why everyone thinks that like things are
Speaker 5: fragmented now and there's no monoculture anymore. But I feel
Speaker 5: like we're still like tuning into like the same shows,
Speaker 5: Like there's just fewer shows that we're all tuning into.
Speaker 11: But I feel like that kind of makes our.
Speaker 5: Jobs, our jobs as people, as consumers, easier if we're
Speaker 5: just like, all right, it's Sunday, We're gonna watch Walton
Speaker 5: Goggins be scary.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and we all did, except I have not
Speaker 4: caught up on the finale, so please don't spoil.
Speaker 11: Anything for me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna watch tonight. I want to talk about your
Speaker 4: new movie, The Wedding Banquet. It's so good. You're fantastic
Speaker 4: in it. This cast is amazing.
Speaker 5: Lily Gladstone, Joan Chen, Yes, Monkey Chohan, it's his first
Speaker 5: English movie ever.
Speaker 11: He's amazing in it. Kelly Marie Tran.
Speaker 4: It's a great tell us what the story is all about.
Speaker 5: So it's a remake of an Anglee film from the nineties.
Speaker 5: It's about this sham marriage that has to get staged
Speaker 5: between these two couples who are friends with each other.
Speaker 5: The lesbian couple needs an IVF treatment. The Korean guy,
Speaker 5: my boyfriend needs to just stage this wedding so that
Speaker 5: his parents in Korea, his family in Korea doesn't find out.
Speaker 11: He's really wealthy.
Speaker 5: He offers to pay for the IVF treatments, and my
Speaker 5: character kind of gets sidelined and he's like, how do
Speaker 5: I fet into this? And it's so fun. It's a
Speaker 5: warm hug of a movie. You'll all love it. I
Speaker 5: promise it's great.
Speaker 4: It's a rom com. You're bringing the mom coms back. Yeah,
Speaker 4: finally we need more.
Speaker 5: It's me, thank you, Yeah, it's it's it's it's me,
Speaker 5: Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney, we're all all the front line.
Speaker 4: I'll take I want. That's a movie I'd like to see.
Speaker 4: You can make that happen with the three of you.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: The movie, as you said, centers around sham marriage. Have
Speaker 4: you thought about who you would want your sham wife
Speaker 4: to be for a green card? Like if you had
Speaker 4: to totally situation.
Speaker 5: Let's see who who needs one? Who wants to come
Speaker 5: here anymore? You know what a fair point I'm gonna say, would.
Speaker 4: She be like a blonde in late night? Or like
Speaker 4: you could choose any.
Speaker 5: One I spoken for I feel like right, but she
Speaker 5: would absolutely be a blonde as you were.
Speaker 6: As I was.
Speaker 5: I you know what I would really take any I'm
Speaker 5: a self proclaimed boob. Gay I love I love a
Speaker 5: book some bosom. Yeah that so yeah, as long as
Speaker 5: you're staffed, I'll married.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: I would love to play a game with you because
Speaker 4: this movie is about a wedding. So I was wondering
Speaker 4: if we could play a game where I mentioned things
Speaker 4: at a wedding and you tell me do or I
Speaker 4: don't think?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: Honey?
Speaker 11: Love it?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, ready, yep, these are things at a wedding.
Speaker 4: Five day long bachelor or bachelorette party.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be I'm gonna say that's a hard pass.
Speaker 5: Five is too long, even with like families, even.
Speaker 4: With people you love. I totally agree, So I don't think.
Speaker 11: So, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 4: Okay, dog is a ring bearer.
Speaker 11: Oh I do. I love that.
Speaker 4: I love that cute. I agree. Grimsman taking clothes off
Speaker 4: on the dance floor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, who I mean, depends on the groomsman. But sure, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the more the merrier. Performing at your own wedding.
Speaker 5: Unless your name is J, unless her name is jd
Speaker 5: Vance or Ariana grande the no, yes, yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh she can she can't, she can't do whatever the
Speaker 4: hell she wants. Absolutely unprompted speeches.
Speaker 11: Oh no.
Speaker 5: I feel like the programming for speeches is so intentional
Speaker 5: and like if if that uncle or cousin has not
Speaker 5: been designated, and there's a huge reason why.
Speaker 4: It's always going to go off, always going to go
Speaker 4: off unwelcome. I don't think so. Honey, DJ getting on
Speaker 4: the dance floor with you.
Speaker 5: If if you get, if he's taking, if he she
Speaker 5: they are taking, request, if they if they will let
Speaker 5: you play you know, a freaking like Tears for Fears
Speaker 5: song that you love or something, then absolutely, I hope.
Speaker 4: I hope our DJ heard that. So he's gonna play
Speaker 4: Tears for he Fears the next wedning.
Speaker 5: You guys go to request. Everybody wants to rule the world.
Speaker 5: It will bring people together as the answer to all.
Speaker 11: Of our problems.
Speaker 4: Thank you coming for here, love you, Thank you. The
Speaker 4: wedding banquet is in theaters nationwide April eighteenth, Bow and Yang, everybody.
Speaker 3: Night now here.
Speaker 4: It is Here's moment of them an off.
Speaker 12: We're gonna go for the Golden Age of America. It's
Speaker 12: coming now you feel it now. Finally someone is behind
Speaker 12: the desk in the Oval Office was going to protect
Speaker 12: America in the world. And it's coming, and it's coming now,
Speaker 12: and I tell you what it feels great.
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