WEBVTT - Episode 120: Off The Coke 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.360 kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.280 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:22.439 You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. And 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.919 now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:27.840 graphics guy. I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.440 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:31.880 Bad Larry's with us Hi Larr. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.840 Hello Dan, Hello guys, where are you just walking? Just walking? 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:40.960 It from Costco? Oh letting him be hungbloaded the car. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:44.440 Like a true gentleman. 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:47.720 What did you stock up? 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:50.519 Hold? I said, just leave everything in there and I'll 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:51.880 get it. I want to get off the show. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:53.520 No begi okaya. 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:57.760 Yes, Costco doesn't give you like shopping bags, which the 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:59.320 roommate went to Costco the other day. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:01.000 Now it all comes in like a crate. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:03.440 It's just like fucking boxes because. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:06.080 It'll be like it'll be like six jars of like 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.559 sixty four ins and man is like uh saran wrapped together. 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:11.720 And so you buy in bulk. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.000 Yeah, because nothing fits in a bat You need like 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:15.040 contractor bags. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:16.000 Yeah, it's weird. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.600 The roommate just was like, I had to unload the cars, Like, 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.240 what are you fucking talking about? She explained, yes, right. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:25.679 Over under four and a half crates of diet cokes 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:26.800 and Larry's trunk right now. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:31.000 No, no, guys, I'm off the coke. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.120 WHOA speak for yourself? 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.400 A nerd say? 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:38.880 And I are both off the hold on? 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.200 Wait, so Larry are you a Are you a diet guy? 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:44.440 Now? 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:50.360 No, No, strictly water at lunch, water. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.720 And a lot of beer that night. A lot of 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:53.280 beer at night. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.360 Beard doesn't change. No, I gave it the coke, but 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:57.680 it doesn't change. 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:01.320 Hey. When I walked in, you were talking about your 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.560 wife is going to Toronto. The roommate. Yeah, we're all 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:10.280 going to Toronto in November. Wait, who's everybody? The tennis moms? What? Yeah? 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:15.120 Oh yeah, all their husbands. The roommate me, there's a 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:20.240 Taylor Swift concert. Oh so they're all going, and I'm 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.400 just I'm going to Toronto and then the. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:26.080 Bills play the Chiefs. Do they Buffalo? Do they? Yes? 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:27.400 I was looking. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:28.679 I was trying to figure out if there was like 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.320 a CFL. I don't know, I don't know the schedule. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:30.480 No. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:32.720 I brought this up on the air with the schedule maker. 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:36.280 I said, the Chiefs play the bills, and I said, 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.000 check and see if Taylor Swift is performing in Canada. 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.360 And I found out that she was performing in Toronto. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.120 So I was wondering if they made Chiefs bills for 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:48.840 that weekend because Taylor Swift was there, Maybe Taylor Swift 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.320 can come on over. Maybe I can hit your ride 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:52.560 with with de s Swizzle. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.000 She'll take her private, shall take her private? Playing on 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:56.080 that five minutes? 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:57.639 Yeah, well she hates the environment. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:03.440 Yeah, she's like fuck the environment, all this all yeah, 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.320 that all that you know, fuel that she's burning up 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.960 in there and we're drinking out of plastic straws. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:10.119 That is a suck. 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:12.520 But that is ridiculous. People get mad about that. 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.200 I'm like, dude, do you think she can just go 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.600 fucking hop on like a United flight anywhere? 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.760 Like or a dry I mean, I think part of 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.079 it is like, hold on, you went thirty minutes in. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:21.640 Your okay there? 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:25.000 Yeah, Like, what's what's with the f bombs today? What's 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:25.360 going on? 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:30.360 I'm upset, I'm doing bad at gambling. Danny and the 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.160 sobriety is really just getting to me. It's tough right now. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.160 When I go to Shay's house for dinner and so 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.000 his wife and I are having wine, I'm having a 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.320 couple of beers and I said, so how do you 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.120 how do you get by? Like what's your what's your buzz? 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.040 And uh, you didn't, you didn't have anything. Sometimes I 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:49.120 hold my breath really. 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:55.480 Maybe paint fumes maybe, yeah, computer dust that got. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.120 Me in trouble to the end. Dust they got me 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:00.640 in a lot of dub Wait. This spray thing yeah yeah, 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:01.720 the keyboard cleaner. Yeah. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.880 You just hit it, just breathing as deep as you can, 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.360 and you'll just see another dimension. But it's only for 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.240 like thirty seconds, so then you can wake up. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:10.240 It's like a whip it. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:10.760 Yeah. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.040 Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. And you can buy them in 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:16.520 bulk at like Costo, No and all facts. They sell 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.560 six packs of them at office. 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:18.320 It's like made for me. 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.280 You can get whippets in bulk too on Amazon. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:23.880 Yeah, okay, let me recap here shade the one one 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.920 and a half. So your mind is fifteen and a half, Dylan, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.760 your same place you were last year, last week, nineteen 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.520 and a half. Bat Larry is down just a half. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:34.960 You're at plus ten and a half units. Is that 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:37.839 square it up with everybody? Yeah, nobody's good. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:38.560 That's fine. 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:43.679 Okay, did you guys watch Paul's schemes last night against Shohey, 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:46.400 fucking nasty go. It's so much fun. What about you? 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:48.520 You're usually only watching the Yankees, aren't you? 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.760 Lair no mess, I'm a Mess fan. 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:51.039 Damn. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.000 Oh, that's right. I remember that. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:53.640 I suffer. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.600 I suffered too. When we're up eighty five the other night, 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.280 we have to win the game eight seven in the 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:03.080 game of basis, Larry, We've blown so many We've blown 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:04.240 so many games. 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:04.400 That's right. 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:08.200 At bullpenn Is, I haven't watched a Mets game in weeks. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.160 It's like, I don't I can't watch it. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:11.280 I do. I watched it. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.000 I watched I don't have I got Hulu and they 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.600 don't have the Yes network, so I don't watch any 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.760 Yankees games. So the Mets are on more than anything. 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.920 And I said, why, I can't do it. It's awful. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:21.560 I physically cannot do it. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:25.320 And I mean as a like Mets fan, it is real. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.920 It's just like business as usual. So I'm like all right, 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:29.800 I'll fucking take a little break from this. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.840 All schemes, those dealing. He was plus twelve hundred to 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.479 win the Rookie of the Year when he got called up. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:39.159 He's now plus two hundred. Ray Wow. Producer Ray has 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:44.080 fifty dollars on on that at twelve hundred plus twelve hundred. NA, 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:45.599 look at Ray Ray. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:49.520 The g Ray got called up plus twelve hundred. May eighth, 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:51.800 at five fifty five PM. I placed that back for you. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.719 Got to say happy Pride to Ray. Everybody, Happy Pride. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:57.960 It's awesome Men's Health Month. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.080 Did you see where Jose can say Coach said Happy 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.919 Pride Month to Alex Rodriguez. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:04.359 Yeah. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.400 I said that to my butcher the other day in 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.800 front of everybody. I was like, oh, happy pride, Jose. 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:13.920 He was like, mother, anything to recap here, bad Larry, 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:18.239 anything you want to complain about, nothing to complain about. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:20.520 I think I'm gonna blow all of my. 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:32.920 What does he say? What are the names I'm gonna blow? 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:33.720 I'm gonna blow the. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:45.440 Okay, alright, ten big units are okay, Randy Johnson, that's 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.840 a lot of work. That's the big unit. Okay, all right, 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:52.520 come on, get your head out of the gutter, bad Larry. 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.760 You want to give me your bets this week? 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:59.920 Okay, this afternoon or tonight? I have the Yankees, okay, 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.760 and the over on the Yankees. I don't know. Do 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.760 you give me over and over in the game or 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:05.839 over just Yankees? 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.400 It's eight and a half total runs? 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:14.480 Okay, so it's the game, Okay, I didn't I didn't identify, 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.880 So I also want over just the Yankees themselves. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:21.000 Ray can get that. By the way, the Yankees team 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:25.600 era without Garrett Cole two point seven girls as fucking 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.320 as Yeah it was great again, but uh, you know 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:31.440 what you win with pitching, by the way, you get 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:35.200 to the postseason with hitting, You win with pitching. Anything 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:38.160 else there were You're gonna bet on the NBA Finals, Yes, 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:38.520 I am. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.440 I let me try and think of what I did. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:45.200 I did the money line Celtics tonight. Well that was 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.320 one unit. I have a five unit bet on the 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:48.560 Celtics to win this series. 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:50.520 WHOA Okay? 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.160 And then I believe this morning I don't have him 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.280 in front of me, Dan, I think this morning I 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.120 took over. 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:00.960 Holiday right, Drew Drew Holiday twelve and. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:04.520 Twelve, and I was gonna go over al Horford also, 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:06.160 but I don't know if I sent that in you 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:07.600 did not, because I don't know what I don't know 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.800 what Porzngus is doing tonight, so he'll he'll take some 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:11.920 al time. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:16.320 I don't want that Porzingis ends up with sixteen. Yeah, 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:16.920 you're calling it. 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.680 On the right, all right, Yeah, Ray write that down. 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.680 Uh, Luca over forty nine and a half points, rebounds 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:25.120 and assists. You're taking the over. 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:30.960 That's yeah, over that, Okay, That's all I had, Drew 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:37.319 Holliday Luca the Celtics money line the Celtics series. Is 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:38.679 that all the best I put in this morning? 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.880 I think so, Uh Luca in the postseason averaging twenty 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:44.839 nine to nine and ten. So if I had that up, 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:49.679 that's forty eight points, rebounds and assists. So it's that's 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:50.719 I've been twice. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.320 And he was in the fifties both times. His number 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:55.320 was forty nine and a half in the last series. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:56.920 I think it's gonna be more important this. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:01.280 Series, way better, and it's the best. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.520 Player props on the Celtics because you don't know which 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:07.320 guy's dropping twenty five, they're gonna be well Hatum might 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.520 do it a lot of nights, but they're gonna be 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:15.000 Jayalen Browns are gonna be Derrek White, Derrick White or Holiday. 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.800 They got a balanced attack there, Shay, you're up next. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.760 I got America's pastime Danny h the Bucos plus one 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.680 fifty eight juicy line against the Los. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.280 Doyers areba ariba. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.199 I got the Padres laying one twenty five against the 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:33.720 d Backs, My Cardinals under seven and a half. We 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.640 got Gray on the bump, Cubbies plus one oh five 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:41.720 Twinkies plus one fifteen against raise Yankees. Okay, and then 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:42.719 what else did I fucking have? 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.120 Baseball? That was? 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:47.079 Oh college base you got yeah, Wolfpack baby wool at 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:48.200 back plus one twenty. 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:48.920 That's your team. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:52.559 No, there's I like the number eighteen, okay, I like 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:54.720 the price. And I got the Ears plus one seventy 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:58.600 five against North Carolina. Okay, basketball, because I am now 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:04.800 a Mavericks want basketball fan. Two units on Luca, Kyrie, 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.920 and Jalen Brown all to score at least twenty. And 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.640 then I got Luca and Jalen Brown to score twenty 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:12.000 five at least. 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:15.400 Okay, I don't have Jalen Brown getting twenty five, I do. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.480 I got him getting twenty three. You do write that 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:18.960 down right? 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.160 So Porzinga sixteen, jayn Brown twenty three if you hit 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:22.920 the nas. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.720 Cover in Luca like, I don't know what I don't 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.839 I mean, I mean he's gonna get his Yeah, I 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.680 think he's gonna I think he's gonna fucking go off. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.000 That's what I'm thinking. He's gonna be thirty five, ten 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:35.200 and ten when it's all said and done, Dylan. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.920 All right, Dan Nba, I got the mass plus six 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.080 and a half against the Celtics in Game one. 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:42.800 By the way, are we going to take a break 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:47.079 at any point during the gambling, maybe like in late 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:51.559 June and July, late late June, early July, and then 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:55.679 come back with a roar in August or something? Are 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.120 we still entertaining a nation? Here's what I want to REQUI. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:01.959 We do have the US Open coming up for golf, So. 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:06.480 Next weekend you're talking about after the finals. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:11.000 Only about only fans for July only fans. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.760 Yeah, yeah, you do that easily. Fair enough. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:15.480 Politics. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:21.199 Politics, Yes, let's get fired from our days. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:24.360 Spend a month breaking down the Israel Palestine conflict. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.679 Biden's trial, Yeah, by the way. That's so, I mean, 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.439 come on that stuff. Leave the junkie Republicans love guns. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:33.480 Let me have a gun? 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.840 Like who among us? Who among us has not lied 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.760 on a federal form about doing drugs? 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:38.960 Like what? 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:42.200 Assholes? Like who tells you what, officer? I forgot about 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:43.840 the crack habit? Can I please have the gun now? 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:45.800 Like that? Who the's gotta tell the truth there? 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.200 It's like getting like charged with perjury when you have 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:48.840 a murder trial. 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:50.439 Then like I don't give a fuck. What am I 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:52.439 going to tell the truth and saying anything with Trump? 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.280 Though, like who's putting down the expense? Oh yeah I 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:57.920 paid the whore? Like of course he's gonna lie about that. Yeah. Yeah, 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.280 she was an escort. She was a working girl. He 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.880 was working hard for that. Not everybody's a star who's 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:04.400 in porn? 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.439 No, No, I would say adult film actress. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.200 That's the thing is you go to LA and you 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:13.200 see like all these girls at Starbucks doing nothing and 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.680 not working, but they're like pretty. Those are all like 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:18.240 you watch dreams die and you go to Starbucks to 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.079 look at the dead dreams. You thought you're gonna be 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.439 an actor. Now you're just a loser. 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.760 Wow. You go to the valley, Yeah, that's where you 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.880 see horn Star Dreams Dead. Wow. 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.800 If you go to the valley of Starbucks there, I 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.360 mean there's fake tits coming out of her fucking sleeves, 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.400 there's big old nose rings, there's fake asses, and like 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.160 you thought you were gonna make it being a porn 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.880 star and you failed that. Imagine yeah, imagine failing to 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:41.600 be like you're not good enough to get. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:42.720 Late the final frontier. 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:47.719 Oh, brutal, brutal, but more embarrassing. Well, I guess you're 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.480 saying more embarrassing to be a failed porn star than 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:51.360 it is an actor. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.520 Well, totally. I mean they're both act they're acting. Yeah, 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.160 they're all acts or strippers. I firmly believe that. 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.240 You don't think I ever really look in our eyes 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:00.400 and say they could see your soul. I do. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.880 I dated a lot of strippers. They loved me, like 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.160 I actually loved me, but I had never put them 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:09.160 on a different pedestal than like, you know, an actual 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.439 actress who got an award or some shit, like it 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:12.840 was the same thing. It's the same thing. Like your 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.000 name ain't Candy. You don't want to be a dental hygienist. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.880 You're just out here tricking, just like Julianne Moore isn't 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.600 really married to Steve Carrell or you know her daughter 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.040 ain't the fucking easy a right now? 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:23.280 What? 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:24.760 Okay? 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:26.400 The Ryan Gosling, Steve Carrell. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.040 Oh, crazy stupid love. That's a really good movie. 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:30.120 It's a great movie. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:34.640 Fucking wait, Shade, did you ever tell a stripper you 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:35.679 don't have to do this anymore? 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:36.680 I can get you out of here. 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.600 No. I just didn't even buy dances. That was my game. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:42.720 I didn't buy dances dancing, Like, no, I don't want 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.120 to dance. And they would sit down and be like, 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:46.200 why not, what's wrong with me? And then you just 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:47.880 tell them what's wrong with them and go home with them. 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:51.880 They hate their dads, Danny, that's why they're there. They 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:53.640 just want a father figure in their life to tell them, 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.880 good job, that's it, Happy Father's Day coming up. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:02.760 Actually, weirdly, I think true, it's fucking true. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.520 They're all upset about their dads and they don't want 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.800 you to leave. Blah blah blah. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.480 Let's just say he probably wasn't visiting them earlier that morning. 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.439 Oh yeah, he's not in their life. Let me let 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.240 me get to the rest of these bets here. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:16.640 All right. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:18.360 So I got MAVs plus six and a half against 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:22.280 the Celtics tonight MAV's doing the finals plus one sixty five, 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:26.960 ok and Kyrie to win finals MVP plus twenty two hundred. 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.360 Oh I like that? 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.040 How I mean, how poetic would that be? 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:35.040 They lost it one hunds? Wow? 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:39.680 Yeah, okay, you gotta sprinkle on alrighty NHL day. In 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.520 game one, I got Panthers money line against the Oilers 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:43.640 minus one thirty five. 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.320 But I am taking the Oilers to win this series. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:49.560 But David's gonna get the Monkey office back and plus 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:54.560 one fifteen okay. And then the Memorial Tournament Shane Lowry 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.760 to win plus fifty five hundred. And then Ray did 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.520 me the favor of throwing these bullshit statistics in underneath. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.120 Well, he's doing his John, thank you. That's part of 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.720 his job to give you some information there so you 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.280 might have an educated bet for a change. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:12.040 He's a major champion. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.840 Yes he is anything else? 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.640 Oh yeah, Dan, Formula one Montreal. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.800 Oh haven't we been to the Montreal Grand Prix? Yeah? 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.280 Last year? Yeah, of course, I thought I heard about 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:24.520 that at the Christmas party. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:28.160 Yeah, from the arm correspondent. 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.360 Yeah, from your friend, Yeah, telling me about going to 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.520 Montreal and I should do more Grand Prix racing on 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:38.760 my show, Advertisers, I love that show. Yeah, I really 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.200 appreciate that the insight for us to maybe do some 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:42.920 Grand Prix. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.560 Yeah, I think it's a first stop. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.400 And could you know, drive through here and I would 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.920 be like, well no, I'd have Max or Lewis Hamil. 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.840 Wasn't there discussion of doing something Formula one related for 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.040 the Dan Patrick Show at some point? 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:57.360 I have no idea. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:04.680 You'd have to ask him him AnyWho. I got Charles 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:06.680 Leclair to win plus five hundred. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:11.520 Okay, you know they're catching up to verse stopping. Something's happening. Yeah. Yeah, 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:13.520 now all of a sudden, get a little nervous there. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:14.800 It's not all him anymore. 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:15.120 Yeah. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:18.400 This is different than Formula One or Grand Prix. It's 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:18.920 the same ship. 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:19.920 Yeah, it's the same. 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.320 It's just two different names for the same ship. Yes, right, 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:24.160 fancy it's the. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.440 Race well for stopping still minus two fifty to win, Okay, 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:28.160 it's the same. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.840 It's the same ship every week. It's pretty much. Yes, 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:34.120 he gets up out, and then they start talking about 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:37.360 who's who could finish second verse stopping? Yes? 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.680 Is it ver stopping plus the versus the field? 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.920 Yes? Okay, yeah, we've gotten to that point. It's like 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:45.440 Tiger against the field. What kind of car does you drive? Fast? One? 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:54.920 Is he? Is he like Ferrari? Yeah? Mercedes, Tesla, Honda. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.040 Non Stoppin's red Bull, but they have a Honda. The 0:16:59.120 --> 0:16:59.880 car is a Honda. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:07.240 Yeah, it's an Yeah you left, Yeah, Civic s I. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:09.320 Duct tape spoiler. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.000 Can you sponsor me? I'm gonna take my Nissan center 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.160 down there in Irving? 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.040 Is the podcast wherever you get your podcast? Having been 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:19.760 a part of that, what was the reaction to my appearance? 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:22.919 I didn't, I didn't. There were a lot. 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:28.600 Of comments, okay about the roommate and about how you Wow, 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:33.639 Dan's a normal person, You're crazy? Wow, Dan seems great? 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:35.399 What the fuck is wrong with you? A lot of 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:37.919 that on why I don't know, Danny? That just I 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:40.160 get a lot of ship on Twitter that's kind of like, but. 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.000 You don't mind it. No, I don't care. I don't 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:43.920 give a shit. It doesn't hurt. No, I don't care. 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.560 There's nothing they could say that would hurt you. No, no, 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:47.200 don't give a ship. 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:51.000 Okay, it's Twitter, like, come on on Twitter. 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:54.720 Yes, what if they said something about your kids? Yeah, 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:57.120 that would be messed up, But I also wouldn't care. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:00.280 What about your wife? No, I wouldn't care, you know. Okay? 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:03.439 No, I got a three year old's uh end a 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.800 year party going on right now, old fife. Yeah, fe's 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:08.960 end a year party is going on right now. Okay, 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:09.919 how long does it go for? 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:10.359 Don't know. 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:13.320 Sailed right past it. The roommate woke me up this 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:14.240 morning and say there's an. 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:16.600