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Speaker 1: It how you being there forhew? I've been good man.

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Speaker 1: I'm grinding, I'm hustling. I'm trying to you know, I

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Speaker 1: And dog, here's the blessing. Big Luther got sick. That

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Speaker 1: ain't no blessing passed Well, it ain't no blessing. And

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Speaker 1: that ain't a blessing. That ain't no blessing. The blessing

421
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Speaker 1: is this. I thought I was gonna gonna go back

422
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Speaker 1: out with Big Lou biglu the passed away and and

423
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Speaker 1: it's kind of like God gave me a job for

424
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Speaker 1: evene that they I was on the radio. You know

425
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I was like, here, there's not thirteen

426
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Speaker 1: years later, that's what I was just about to step relationship.

427
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Speaker 1: That crazy, Yeah, that is crazy. So I'm on the

428
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Speaker 1: radio slanging jokes, still, uh, slanging jokes to the nightclub.

429
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I go hit the big venus. I did a

430
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Speaker 1: tour that sold out all over the country. Man, So

431
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Speaker 1: you say it like it's just so yeah, the tour

432
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Speaker 1: sold out that country. It ain't always been that way.

433
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Speaker 1: It's it's been some nice you like, tell me about

434
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Speaker 1: the man you got there. It's been some nice to

435
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Speaker 1: be like this. We shouldn't have done this one. Yeah.

436
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Speaker 1: When we said we was gonna come over here and

437
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Speaker 1: do the people that own the funeral home and do

438
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Speaker 1: a show for them, it wasn't no good. And then

439
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Speaker 1: you figured out they wanted to do the show at

440
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Speaker 1: the funeral. Man, what's the crazy place you've been? I

441
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Speaker 1: think the craziest place I've been is at somebody house. Dude,

442
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Speaker 1: book me. He said, Man, you you want his head? Bro,

443
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Speaker 1: you one of my favorite comedian. You tell me what

444
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Speaker 1: you want. I told him what I wanted and then

445
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Speaker 1: I got I was like, what do you want me

446
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Speaker 1: to tell? Jokes that he said, they go to the

447
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Speaker 1: top of the steps. Wow, that's it. You was on

448
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Speaker 1: the top of Yeah. He paid me exactly what I

449
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Speaker 1: asked and I spit him out. Hung out at the party,

450
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Speaker 1: met about seven chicks and it was cool. It was cool.

451
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Speaker 1: I would have been at a raggedy car dealership, used

452
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Speaker 1: car dealership. They're still booking over there. I'm going to

453
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Speaker 1: get some number. Man, I'd have been booked in some

454
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Speaker 1: crazy places back some crazy places, but used car dealership.

455
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Speaker 1: Yeah you called dealership man, and then they got there

456
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Speaker 1: was some calls jacked up, had just been being worked

457
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Speaker 1: on all things on the float. But they they party

458
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Speaker 1: in that late that night. They do, and you'd be

459
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Speaker 1: surprised a little nooks and places that end up as comedians.

460
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Speaker 1: Man back up a Lika Stove been back there, then

461
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Speaker 1: performed bro I performed at a baby shower. You ain't

462
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Speaker 1: never been paid in crown though I ain't. I'd have

463
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Speaker 1: been paid in crown. Tried to give me four hundred

464
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Speaker 1: illars worth for weed. I was like, I got the

465
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Speaker 1: flowers in the morning. I hold it till you come up.

466
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Speaker 1: But a smoking he did try to come up. Shan,

467
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Speaker 1: tell me about the movies. Man, you think like a man,

468
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Speaker 1: I think like a man. Was good came of your

469
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Speaker 1: appearance and then and uh came banks claim that's my boy,

470
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Speaker 1: that's David Towers. So anytime you see Dave doing something

471
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Speaker 1: nine times out of team, I would be doing and

472
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Speaker 1: I need some partners. I don't be doing ship putting

473
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Speaker 1: me on and put me on your radio show. This

474
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Speaker 1: is a podcast, man. You know what you could do. Man,

475
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Speaker 1: go jump in something planes mana because that's what you do.

476
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Speaker 1: That's how you get on. You just walk in and

477
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Speaker 1: be like, I'm in this bit. You jump, you jump

478
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Speaker 1: into planes. Bro, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna the

479
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Speaker 1: numbers at your far. I'm trying to be in mom.

480
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Speaker 1: I need my half braid. Since I got out the pin,

481
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Speaker 1: that's the that's the new play that we're coming out

482
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Speaker 1: of with. They got a hundred, they half rated, since

483
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Speaker 1: I got our japinion that was right there, coming to

484
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Speaker 1: a location near we're starting off and ending that yes,

485
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Speaker 1: yes we're gonna we're gonna have that thing and a

486
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Speaker 1: foe hunted sea though. That's what's up. Man. What was

487
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: it like working every morning on on the radio show.

488
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Speaker 1: It's good. I mean the only discipline, man is getting up.

489
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Speaker 1: You know. I used to come in. I used to

490
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Speaker 1: come in man like Pin and Pad and say, okay,

491
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Speaker 1: I got this joke. I'm doing this joke, coming doing

492
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Speaker 1: Steve say hell is show as right? Now? All that down.

493
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Speaker 1: We ain't fished to do none of that and just

494
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Speaker 1: take my little jokes and throw them off. Man. This

495
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Speaker 1: is what people don't understand. Tell everybody how gamest is.

496
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Speaker 1: Stephen Harvey really is geop. Don't know it, but a

497
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Speaker 1: straight trip man, but here a lot of fun. He

498
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Speaker 1: taught me how to come into the radio station with

499
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Speaker 1: an open mind and just say what come off the

500
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Speaker 1: top of your head, and and and your jokes. You

501
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 1: start just coming, man, and to the point where everything

502
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 1: you say in the morning, even when they turn it off,

503
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: I'm still talking crazy and it's still and it's still rolling.

504
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: And then you you're sitting back and sometimes you can,

505
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Speaker 1: like I'm in Los Angeles, I can hear myself when

506
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Speaker 1: I'm leaving. When I leave the studio, the show is recorded,

507
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: so I actually get to hear myself while I'm driving

508
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: back to my hotel room. I'm like, damn that ship funny. Yeah,

509
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know what saying. That ship right there,

510
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: and and it's and it's all just just stay in

511
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Speaker 1: the moment and just say what's on your mind in

512
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: the moment, and the jokes. And this is how you

513
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Speaker 1: know you're getting the results that you want. You got

514
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Speaker 1: some of the craziest fans on the whole show. Tell

515
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Speaker 1: us about your fans, man, because I see, like, you know,

516
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Speaker 1: I got you on all the social media. So I'm

517
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Speaker 1: seeing all the comments and I got some people to

518
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Speaker 1: be following me. Man, that they are some ride to die.

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Speaker 1: I love them to death. From Facebook to Instagram, you

520
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Speaker 1: name it, Twitter, I got some drop drop your social

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Speaker 1: media to South show we do whatever the South, baby,

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Speaker 1: not north of South. So hit your boy at Thomas

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Speaker 1: Miles dot com. Is my website and you're gonna hit

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Speaker 1: matter of fact, just go to Thomas Miles dot com.

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Speaker 1: You didn't just launch your website right the new Jeord

526
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Speaker 1: Revam characters on there. You see all that. You can

527
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Speaker 1: also play something. If you want me to prank somebody,

528
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Speaker 1: you can hit that button on there. I can prank

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Speaker 1: somebody for you. Drop it one motel Thomas Miles dot com.

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Speaker 1: If you can't spell that, then you only be going

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Speaker 1: in no way. Thomas Miles dot com. You can hit them.

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Speaker 1: You can hit the icon for Twitter or Facebook, all

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Speaker 1: of your Instagram, any social media. You can hit it

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Speaker 1: right there. And how I let your boy joining up

535
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Speaker 1: with me? I got one point five millions on Facebook,

536
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Speaker 1: and you know to keep getting bigger and bigger. That's

537
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Speaker 1: what sucked, man. That s up. How you steal yourself

538
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Speaker 1: in the success. Stay real, man, Stay real. You don't

539
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Speaker 1: know when you when you might have to come back down. Bro.

540
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Speaker 1: You know, we got a lot of listeners out here.

541
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Speaker 1: Tell them what some of the tricks that staying real

542
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Speaker 1: they're real. You know what. You can't you can't let

543
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Speaker 1: the money get to you. You know you can't. You can't.

544
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Speaker 1: The quick as you got it, I think I can

545
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Speaker 1: take it from you just as fast, and you'll be

546
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Speaker 1: you'll be back down rock bottom. Man. So I just

547
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Speaker 1: I just thank the Lord for who I am, how

548
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Speaker 1: blessed I am being able to to take him of family. Man. Um,

549
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: me and my baby sister just bought my mom my house.

550
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Speaker 1: You know, so shout out the baby man. He's smartest thing.

551
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Speaker 1: You're funny, No, she ain't funny. My sister went to

552
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Speaker 1: Japan in taught English. My sister sit back and read

553
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Speaker 1: the Japanese newspaper, sitting one of them. She wanted, that's

554
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Speaker 1: the one you get a speech at graduation. She one

555
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Speaker 1: of them, one of them. Yes, that's what's up, man.

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Speaker 1: But it's been a pleasure. Man, we've been I'm eighty

557
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Speaker 1: five South. I can't believe you actually found time to

558
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Speaker 1: come kick kick it in the gutter with the low balls,

559
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Speaker 1: this the gut. I'm in joying this man. I likes

560
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Speaker 1: to gother. I gets down in the gut. I still

561
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: go through the hole in the wall to kick it back. Man.

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00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: We had did, we had snug it did about ten

563
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Speaker 1: episodes before Steve, even though we was in ten episodes

564
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Speaker 1: deep like, they're doing what? And I know what? He said?

565
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: Fuck y'all. He walked in, he said, who is then ship? Hello?

566
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Speaker 1: He gi us out though, man, so shout out to

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Speaker 1: the big uncle Steve Man your eighty five South baby,

568
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: make sure you tune in all the time and hang

569
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Speaker 1: out with my boy who was straight ignorant on his

570
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: way up. And I'm gonna give it some numbers out

571
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: of my phone before you go. You gotta do this

572
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: man like this has become one of everybody's favorite parts

573
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: of the show. Like we tell who do? We tell

574
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: the audience who this show is for? Right? Like the

575
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: eighty five South show. This show is for light scanned

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00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: girls with dark skin and nipples you feel them like,

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00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: that's that's the type of show that we have. Like

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Speaker 1: the eighty five SAP show is for women with big

579
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Speaker 1: hips and no ass Yes, so it's just big on

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Speaker 1: the side and flat cross the back. Right she turned around. Yes,

581
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Speaker 1: the eighty five South Show is for women who got

582
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Speaker 1: pretty edges in shorthir. That's that's what we you feel

583
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Eighty five South Show, it's for women

584
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Speaker 1: who used to have big titties, then you lost weight.

585
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: Now you miss your big titties. That's who we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

586
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: saggy titties, but still breastfeed you exactly. Hey, this girl

587
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Speaker 1: let the Comedy Show told me her baby drunk her

588
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: titties up like they was big. Now they gone, and

589
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Speaker 1: piler milks too, were much love to you, exactly. Man.

590
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: The eighty five South Show it's for niggers who go

591
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: to the club and act like the nvs. But it's

592
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: just a home boys. This is exactly what we do this.

593
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: This is this eighty five South Show is for the

594
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: women who have not got the memo to shave their

595
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: crotchy and walking around with that big ass puff of hair.

596
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: You know, we understand this fucking African do you have

597
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: down there? You know what that's called. That's called the

598
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: waltz nest right there, that black Waltz nest that ship.

599
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: All right. If we're getting tangled up getting in there,

600
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: it's a problem. Eighty five South show is for people

601
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: who have sex and don't get no towel. Just later, Yeah,

602
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: dry right there, that's nasty, all right. Now, you got

603
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: to pull yourself away from yourself because you're stuck to

604
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: yourself exactly. That's who this show is. Man, don't ever

605
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: think we forgot about our core audience. You, Tommy, We're

606
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: gonna be on your We're gonna hit the website. We're

607
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: gonna make sure we keep supporting you on on the

608
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: morning radio show. The Facebook fan page is jumping out

609
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: the gym. You are hilarious. Please keep doing the prank

610
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Speaker 1: phone call because now it's it's to the point where

611
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: you damn they gotta be a ninja to pull off

612
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: the prank phone call. I don't know how you get

613
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: back calling at d Don't you pull that off? Yeah, yeah,

614
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta. Every time you called it looked

615
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: like student loan color. You gotta call from a different location.

616
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Speaker 1: Pot and he and my man cat dog back here

617
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Speaker 1: on the board. He got it, He got some He

618
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Speaker 1: got some guys back there to make it happen. Hell, yeah, man, Well,

619
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Speaker 1: eighty five South is for uncircumcised guys that can't get

620
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Speaker 1: that rubber on for y'all, this is exactly who this

621
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Speaker 1: is for. Eighty five South shows for women with them

622
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Speaker 1: long pussy lift that looked like bat wings. Yeah. Eighty

623
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Speaker 1: five South shorts for all the chubby women with them

624
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Speaker 1: a little big cup breast, your body big, but your

625
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Speaker 1: whole chest areas small, looking like Grimace, Grimace, the big

626
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Speaker 1: purple thing. Yeah, look like. Eighty five South is when

627
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Speaker 1: you It's for the girls that pass gas when you're

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