WEBVTT - #198: Keeping Up With The Kentuckians

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<v Speaker 1>Start dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Buys,

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<v Speaker 1>start Up. They making noise, dat up, dot Up, Episode

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<v Speaker 1>creeping ever so closer. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get to two hundred, and I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't want it to be a letdown, Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we really shouldn't be making a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>out of two hundred, because I don't know if we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna offer anything special. So the guy who's making a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal out of two hundred is part of the opening, says,

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<v Speaker 1>we shouldn't make a big deal out of two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>You just made a big deal out of it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have nothing planned. No, we got nothing planned to

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<v Speaker 1>anything from episode one either. I love the way people

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<v Speaker 1>are contacting us, the slices. We love you, but please

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<v Speaker 1>let's under promise and over deliver. You know, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want we want to manage your expectations here. One guy said, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. Maybe they'll do a retrospect, right, this

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<v Speaker 1>is like the major cable news channel or or a

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<v Speaker 1>TV show. We don't have personnel, we don't have staff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting in my basement exactly, washing washing, machine next year,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I'm in my apartment hanging out, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know I don't have a whole lot of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what we did. Here's what Scary and I took

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<v Speaker 1>the all of the best things we've said, all of

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<v Speaker 1>the best rants, all of the best parodies, all of

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<v Speaker 1>the best questions at Scary has every We've taken everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've spaced them out evenly over a hundred previous

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<v Speaker 1>episodes exactly and with zero zero So you can and

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<v Speaker 1>follow Brooklyn boys quotes on Twitter. Yeah, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>be quotes, I think. But the thing is this though,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, because he puts all the quotes in what

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<v Speaker 1>he feels are the best of and it puts a

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<v Speaker 1>time code. Someone suggested we we get together and we

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<v Speaker 1>we get edited down like little clips of the best

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<v Speaker 1>of our moments and make that part of two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't have them. We don't have the manpower

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. We don't have a staff. Yeah. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you might be saying yourself, well, don't you guys both

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<v Speaker 1>edit audio and don't you guys absolutely? Yeah, But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to the Mohamas in about twelve hours, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going back upstairs. Yeah, we're off next week, The

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, the Big the Big Ship. Wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>what I think you're supposed to count? You just counter

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<v Speaker 1>that with something big something I'm doing. I'm going back

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<v Speaker 1>upstairs to my all inclusive house. I've got a well

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<v Speaker 1>stocked refrigerator. All my drinks are included for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time in the history of The Big Show and and

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<v Speaker 1>my career. Yeah, I have the whole week. We're off,

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<v Speaker 1>the entire week. We never get the entire week, we

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<v Speaker 1>only get technically on vacation. Right now, This is vacation time.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, we're cutting in. This is Friday, right they

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<v Speaker 1>had November. Yeah, And so I figured, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>to commemorate my very first ever or time of getting

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<v Speaker 1>off the entire week of Thanksgiving, I'm gonna go to

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<v Speaker 1>the Bahamas for a couple of days and I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>back in time for Thanksgiving next week. So there nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest. I have looked into, um possibly taking

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<v Speaker 1>just going away for a day of myself, a day

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<v Speaker 1>to day. Yeah, I may go up with my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>uh for a day day. I'll tell you why. Where

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<v Speaker 1>which is my My middle daughter is home from college

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<v Speaker 1>as of a couple hours from now, and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>very well be like, oh, I'm so glad you're home

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<v Speaker 1>from college. I'm going away. Why not she did it

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<v Speaker 1>to you all this time? Yeah, yeah, she I paid.

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<v Speaker 1>I paid for her to go away. Uh you know tuition. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna know,

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<v Speaker 1>so I I said. I told her. I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>there's one night you're gonna go out with your friends whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and I may go out. Did you set up some

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<v Speaker 1>quality time with your daughter? She comes home. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have dinner one night, like just just so like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna go one night just with her

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<v Speaker 1>two of us. You guys can go out. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>wants the steak din I'm taking for a stake dinner. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this fair stuff, but I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to spend some time. So she said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>one night will at least one person is buying you,

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<v Speaker 1>buying me. I'm buying at least one person is getting

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<v Speaker 1>a free steak dinner here and that's her. Yeah, my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite thing. Last night, by the way, Scary calls me

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<v Speaker 1>last night's Thursday night and he says, you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>had some handsome, stressful things that he had some scheduling problems,

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<v Speaker 1>and we couldn't. We couldn't record Thursday. We're gonna, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we record Wednesday. We couldn't record Wednesday because scaryead an appearance,

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<v Speaker 1>which we'll talk about later. I definitely want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that. So we moved it to Thursday. And then Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>Scary calls me and says, like, dude, I'm not I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have all these things. And I said, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do it Friday. We're gonna do a Friday afternoon. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going out. I have a thing. I'm doing something

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<v Speaker 1>with the Brooklyn Boys. So I said, we we are

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Boys. What are you talking about? And then

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<v Speaker 1>Scary reminded me the harsh slap in the face that

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<v Speaker 1>when he says the Brooklyn Boys, he means his friends

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<v Speaker 1>that he grew up with in Brooklyn were here first. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, Scary and I grew up in the

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<v Speaker 1>same neighborhood, but not at the same time. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know each other prior to twenty years ago, a few

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<v Speaker 1>years apart in age, and we were I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't know each other back then we're about ten

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<v Speaker 1>blocks apart in a very big neighborhood, and in our

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor to benson Hurst, Brooklyn two blocks is a city.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know these guys since I was twelve. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>one guy I know since I was six. We were

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<v Speaker 1>in the same kindergarten together right through. So we I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this long standard history goes. When you first said Brooklyn boys,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're Brooklyn boys, right. And so he says, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going out for a dinner at such and such restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, okay, great. He goes, yeah, Ronnie's gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, great, bull freak, ball freak. And

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<v Speaker 1>he says, oh, and Mike and Tony and Vinnie and

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<v Speaker 1>Gino and he's one on the list. Hey, listen, list

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<v Speaker 1>my name is on that list. I don't really care

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<v Speaker 1>who's going with. You said, that's a youth thing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why, the reason why I wanted to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you the list was to make you less less wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to come along with us, because it sounded to me

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<v Speaker 1>at first you were like, oh, you guys going out

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<v Speaker 1>for a steak dinner. Oh you want a steakhouse? All right? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>ball Freak is gonna be there. Oh oh yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>um yeah. And then then I had was fine when

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<v Speaker 1>you got to like a little Pete, big Pete, that

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<v Speaker 1>was fine. But then when you got to guy I

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<v Speaker 1>met at seven eleven named Joe, I thought that was

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of much to be inviting him and not me.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to say was I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>paint the picture of this group of people I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>out to dinner with, including ball Freak. You don't know

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<v Speaker 1>them all. You don't know any of them except for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would ever get to know them would be

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<v Speaker 1>to go to dinner, right, But we have old school

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<v Speaker 1>like inside jokes. I don't want it. Yeah, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was the reason why. But that's why I you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go hang out with me when I got

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<v Speaker 1>my my uh my junior high school reunion people, So

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you met. But you opened this by saying

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<v Speaker 1>that I was going on in a list of people.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason why you went on and give you the

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<v Speaker 1>list of people to make you not want to come

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<v Speaker 1>because like, okay, you're right, this is how rude that sounds. No,

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<v Speaker 1>But because I wanted to illustrate to you to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you wouldn't want to come. I wanted to illustrate

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<v Speaker 1>to you that that this is not your group, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to paint the nice picture for you, a

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<v Speaker 1>complete picture. I wanted you to come to your own

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<v Speaker 1>conclusion that you know what, Yeah, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to with them. It's there, it's their little click.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, technically, there could be a day where you,

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<v Speaker 1>Ronnie and I go out to dinner as the uh

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis s r. And Morning Show Brooklyn boys. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind. That could happen, and then you know

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna invite himself? The Jersey kid that he's not

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<v Speaker 1>from Brooklyn. All right, well maybe the three of us

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<v Speaker 1>will go out. We can actually figure that out if

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<v Speaker 1>you want. Greg. He also owes me a part of

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<v Speaker 1>the stake dinner conversation. So yeah, somehow he's got lost.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't talk about his anymore. We haven't talked about

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<v Speaker 1>his in five years. He owes you at dinner. Most

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<v Speaker 1>paranoid person ever. Yeah, I'll tell you what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago, we were in studio on

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<v Speaker 1>a Friday. On a Friday, Friday, right, And so I

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<v Speaker 1>texted him and I said, and that was the week

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<v Speaker 1>before you guys were going to Miami for the big wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>So I texted him because he's down the hall. I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't seen him in a while. I said, Hey, t

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in studio today. Everybody's here. Why don't you come

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<v Speaker 1>down and say hello? So he texts back, ha ha,

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<v Speaker 1>very funny. So I texted him back and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about? Come come say hi, We've

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<v Speaker 1>got food. Comes hi. He says, I know you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are Miami. I'm not a dick. Stop it. So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not Miami. Miami's next week. Okay, yeah right. So

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't come down even though we were there. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was in studio this week, Monday and Tuesday. On Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>I walked down to his his radio station down the hall,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't there, and his producer informed me he

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<v Speaker 1>only comes in Tuesday, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. He likes to

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<v Speaker 1>have long weekends. He doesn't come in on Mondays. And

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<v Speaker 1>Frida sign me up for that. Yeah, I bet you exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So she says he'll be in tomorrow. It's okay, not

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<v Speaker 1>a problem. Not a problem. So she must have told

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<v Speaker 1>him that I was there. So he texts me and

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<v Speaker 1>he says, hey, man, what's wrong. Nothing's wrong. I came

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<v Speaker 1>down to Shi call me out of like this. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 1>so I said, I'm gonna be in tomorrow. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>come say hi? No? Really, what's wrong? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>mad at me? I don't have your coat hooks? So

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I don't think because so he goes, you

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<v Speaker 1>come down check my office. I don't have him check

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<v Speaker 1>my office. See that the code hook thing was was

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<v Speaker 1>like a month ago. I don't think you have my

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<v Speaker 1>coat hooks. You actually have a cult rack in your office.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm not. I just wanted to say hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen you. Oh okay, And then he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Then then he came down for the food. On Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>he snucked down with his sweatshirt pulled over his head

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<v Speaker 1>at the hood up and and and left. So I

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<v Speaker 1>text him, I go get in the studio. So he

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<v Speaker 1>came in, but it's so difficult to get him to participate.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so paranoid. He said, oh, what's wrong? He's got

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<v Speaker 1>he's got some drain damage. I didn't steal anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so what's going on. I have a we gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>my buddy Brian on the phone at some point. Not

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<v Speaker 1>not not toilet Brian, jet skip Bryan because he is

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<v Speaker 1>a character and fall asleep on the toilet Brian. Now

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<v Speaker 1>not fall asleep on the toilet, Brian jet Ski. Bryan

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<v Speaker 1>is a character from Brooklyn. He's from sheep Said Bay

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<v Speaker 1>and he is a fucking riot. Well what we got

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to him at some point because he will

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<v Speaker 1>bring a lot to this podcast. Um. Yeah, So sheep

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<v Speaker 1>Said Bay is part of the southern part of Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>near Coney Island, so it's on the water, big fishing town,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's all fishing boats and seafood restaurants. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I lived and worked in sheep Said Bay for a

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<v Speaker 1>period of time. He got his jet ski business. He

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<v Speaker 1>started that in Sheep's at Bay. And then they're also

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<v Speaker 1>home of the roach beef wars between the Rolling Roaster

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<v Speaker 1>and Brennan and Carr getting very low, very sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>like to get annuals. There's two places in that area

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<v Speaker 1>that are known for their roast beef and and we

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<v Speaker 1>so when I worked at one of them, we used

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<v Speaker 1>to play the other one in softball, and one of

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<v Speaker 1>them I worked at Rolling Roast doesn't manage system manager.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was such a rivalry that had to stop

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<v Speaker 1>having the softball games because we wanted to kill each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it that bad? Because inevitably like like yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>you know you're you're up by a run, but your

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<v Speaker 1>roast beef sucks. It just get ugly and they're not

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing, like ones to sit down. One's a

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<v Speaker 1>fast food place that happens to have some tables, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's a rivalry there, but they can co exist. The

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<v Speaker 1>town is big enough for two roast beef joints. Please

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<v Speaker 1>have a God help anybody who opens up a third.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, thirds don't work normally. Usually it's one and

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<v Speaker 1>two mutable laws of marketing that I think we talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>We did, we did. You can't be third, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to be sprite, you've got to create

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<v Speaker 1>a new ladder and be first on that one. And

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<v Speaker 1>technically the mellow Yellow Mellow Yellow is not like a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got sprighting seven up. Why would you go to

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<v Speaker 1>Meli yellows? You wouldn't sale. We've talked a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>this at this podcast. I feel like I actould go

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<v Speaker 1>into marketing if I if I ever leave radio, this

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<v Speaker 1>this gig doesn't work out for you. One of my

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<v Speaker 1>junior high school friends, his name is Ian. He's huge

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<v Speaker 1>in the marketing and advertising world. He's like he's a

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<v Speaker 1>president of companies. Every time he leaves a job to

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<v Speaker 1>get the job as a president of company, big big sixcess,

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<v Speaker 1>very successful, bright guy. I'm I've known him for my

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<v Speaker 1>you know, since junior high schools in seventh grade, and

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<v Speaker 1>I always make jokes with him, like I'll send him

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<v Speaker 1>like ideas for a product or something and he'll say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working on this big ad for such and such,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll throw in I'll send him some stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>always want to make sure I keep my foot in

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<v Speaker 1>the door in the creative marketing world, just in case

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<v Speaker 1>the creative radio world ends up, you know, ending someday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you never listen. You never know when you want to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you want to have connections, right, Oh, what's uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Because I'll so I'm creative. I would, I would,

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<v Speaker 1>I would go I would stay in radio. Obviously, I

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<v Speaker 1>would go into television if this gig dries up, because

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<v Speaker 1>I like writing comedy. But I could do advertising and

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<v Speaker 1>marketing because I I've come up with slogans and marketing

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<v Speaker 1>campaigns previously for other things that have worked. Um. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I came up with the whole marketing campaign for NCL

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<v Speaker 1>Norwegian cruise line that they loved. They haven't used it yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but they love it. They love it. Yeah, And I

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<v Speaker 1>recently wrote a political commercial that I'm never going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you about interest and tell you I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I became very popular anyway that a company produced it

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<v Speaker 1>for me and they took credit and that was fine anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So what would you fall back on if not radio industry?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you do? That's a big problem for me

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<v Speaker 1>right now. I don't have a plan. B and and

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<v Speaker 1>you know the truth is I live and breathe and radio,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe I'll be a consultant for radio, but who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when I first started, so I was probably

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<v Speaker 1>working at the radio station for six eight months, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>up to a year, and I was so goofy excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I got a song parody produced, or a

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<v Speaker 1>spoof commercial or a jingle, I would I would get

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<v Speaker 1>copies of everything. I would I would put I would

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<v Speaker 1>put stuff on cassettes and digital tapes and burn CDs,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would say to Scary, hey, man, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you have on your demo? I don't have a demo, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you should put together a demo. I haven't had a

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<v Speaker 1>resume since I got my job in college with twenty

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<v Speaker 1>three years. I've repeatedly said to Scary, you know you,

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<v Speaker 1>that you should put that on your demo. Dem what if?

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<v Speaker 1>What if this morning show ends and you need to

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<v Speaker 1>find a job. What if what if I heart doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>let you back in the building. I can't think about

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<v Speaker 1>these things. I can't think about these things. Brodie, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have to. I know. I guess we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. I have these memories. I have these memories

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<v Speaker 1>with you. Yeah, well there you go. You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of our podcast, Hold on a second, what big news? What? Okay? Well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>tickle tickling? Yeah, yeah, I'm tickling with the very proud,

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<v Speaker 1>proud some some news involving our podcast, which after this

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<v Speaker 1>it's the boys podcast. Teasing it I do stop my

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<v Speaker 1>wind up. I was teasing my heart to put us

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<v Speaker 1>on a clock we were supposed to break four minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you listen, uh, speaking of my heart,

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email. Well, I sent out an email

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<v Speaker 1>to the to a corporate shot, big shot in the

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<v Speaker 1>heart podcasting world, and I said, hey, how come we're

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<v Speaker 1>running commercials for other podcasts on our podcast and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them aren't employees of I her radio. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you should be running our promos on other people's podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Down o the people's podcasts. And so that was before

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<v Speaker 1>the pandemic, right, And so during the pan when the

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic hit, he's today, we're putting a hold on some

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<v Speaker 1>stuff and we've gotta bring out, rejiggered some things and

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<v Speaker 1>figure to whatever. So when the pandemic, you know it's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's winding down. I'm not gonna say it's over,

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<v Speaker 1>but when people are getting back to normal, I emailed them.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, remember we talked about that. Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So he said, well, if you got promos getting to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So we put together some promos and we sent them

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna be on as of next week. The

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<v Speaker 1>week of Thanksgiving, they start and you're running on national

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts around the country. That's what we're talking about. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to listen to other podcasts and hear one of

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<v Speaker 1>our commercials let us, let us know, let us know

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<v Speaker 1>if you if you find it, if you hear it. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going global, Jerry Baby. So I'm actually excited because, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing Thanksgiving at my brother's house this year. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're doing for Thanksgiving, Brodie. Um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to your mom's house. Oh, perfect, perfect, Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be anybody there because my mom will be

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<v Speaker 1>at my brother's house with me. That's why I'm going.

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<v Speaker 1>Just break in, break in, get all the pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>young Sky as a little bit. This is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting one. And I'll and I'll tell you why

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<v Speaker 1>because I've for entire life, I was we always did Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the one holiday we always did at my

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<v Speaker 1>parents house in Brooklyn. So I've gotten so comfortable over

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<v Speaker 1>the years that I you know, you know, over eat

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<v Speaker 1>and then just you yeah, always, and then fall asleep

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<v Speaker 1>on the on the lazy boy and we'll be watching

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<v Speaker 1>watching the Cowboys game or whatever whatever it was. I

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<v Speaker 1>would but but the point is I would get my

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping in and I would sleep and I would be

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<v Speaker 1>so good. They waked me up when it was dessert time.

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<v Speaker 1>So between dinner and dessert. Now that I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>my brother's house with my sister in law, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be on my best behavior because her family is from Kentucky,

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<v Speaker 1>from the South, and they were all coming up. Your

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<v Speaker 1>brother married a Kentucky girl. Her family is southern. Now

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<v Speaker 1>she was born in New Jersey. But and and her

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<v Speaker 1>but her her mom's side of the family is from

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<v Speaker 1>the South. And know nothing wrong with it, but but

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn and Kentucky are not similar. So she's got all

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<v Speaker 1>my things. They are, but they're not the only thing

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<v Speaker 1>we have there is Kentucky fried chicken in Brooklyn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And so they're from the South, her her mother's side

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<v Speaker 1>of the family, and they're all gonna be visiting, which

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<v Speaker 1>is great because but at the same time, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be able to do my after dinner rituals

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<v Speaker 1>because first of all, I'll be in my in foreign soil,

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<v Speaker 1>which is my brother's house in New Jersey. Well, normally

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<v Speaker 1>you do have an appearance, you go and get paid. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the other that was the other thing. Usually

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<v Speaker 1>I I do that, you know that that event that

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<v Speaker 1>I that takes me to Macy's. And we're not doing

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<v Speaker 1>that this year. That's off the table but night. But

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<v Speaker 1>beyond that, I'm now going to be amongst people I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. So I have to be on on my ship, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be like talkative, engaging. I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>actually do so the offensive about Southerners, now, I would

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<v Speaker 1>never do that. It's not about that, but it's more

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<v Speaker 1>about I just can't check out. I can't go lay

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<v Speaker 1>on a sofa like a big oath. I can't like

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention to the game and not the people. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to get to know some of the people in

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<v Speaker 1>the room. It would be rude if I didn't. And

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<v Speaker 1>not only that, I'm also going to be eating different

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<v Speaker 1>foods because they bring different side dishes to the table.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think a turkey a company that turkey is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a honey honey baked ham. And then beyond that,

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<v Speaker 1>we're having like these Southern dishes which I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what they are. Yeah, I'll report back to you know hello, yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll listen to you. I think you're falling asleep and

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<v Speaker 1>you're lazy boy. I'm like, where'd you go? But listening

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<v Speaker 1>to you talk about your dinner? No, no, I you know, my, my, my,

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<v Speaker 1>larger point here is, um, I don't know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. Two A stay awake, be not be embarrassing,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, blow up a bathroom or something, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>or see. It's just I like to be in the

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<v Speaker 1>comfort of my own home to dress down. You like

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<v Speaker 1>to be casual. Thanksgivings the holiday for me where I

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<v Speaker 1>could just let it all hang out. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>supplying the Williams Sonoma pre brian turkey, I am, I

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<v Speaker 1>am to your brother's house. Yes, it's it's that will

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<v Speaker 1>be accompanied by the honey baked ham and what other

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<v Speaker 1>these these southern dishes. What if these Kentuckians are the

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<v Speaker 1>type that like a pre shot turkey. Well that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great question. I don't know if they do or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm gonna have to learn all new

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<v Speaker 1>traditions and things that they may do at the table,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So so it's just gonna be a different Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking forward to it. But this is like me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, being out in public. I have to dress

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<v Speaker 1>up for this. I have to shave, I don't you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually I like to wear a crappy T shirt with

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<v Speaker 1>a hole in it. Some stains jeans that are just

0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:51.879
<v Speaker 1>you know, my comfy jeans. You know the deal. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is it's gonna be an interesting one. And and

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<v Speaker 1>my my nephew Jack is turning too. It's his birthday

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<v Speaker 1>on Thanksgiving, so we're gonna I gotta buy a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>show up with a present, bring him an Elmo cake,

0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:05.680
<v Speaker 1>you know that kind of thing. So what do you

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<v Speaker 1>doing for Thanksgiving? By the way, I just googled Kentucky

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving and apparently Kentucky and eat turkey with their hands only.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird to me. That's a joke. No, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>just googled it. Well, dude, I mean you should see

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<v Speaker 1>what I do to the bird. I'm I assault the

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<v Speaker 1>freaking bird when I'm done cutting it, when i'm carving it.

0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:29.080
<v Speaker 1>I carve because I carved the turkey in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I don't even know if I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be doing that this year. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>have a carving The man of the house, isn't he

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<v Speaker 1>the carver? Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm gonna be carving the turkey. And not to

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<v Speaker 1>imply that your sister inlaw can't call the turkey because

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<v Speaker 1>she's a woman. I'm saying, but he's it's his house,

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<v Speaker 1>it's their house, but he's he's hosting it, right. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I may be off the hook on that too.

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<v Speaker 1>But if we're not making the turkey, right, I have

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm in the kitchen, I'm carving the turkey. After

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done. You know how you have the bird there

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's some meat leftover, and is you pick?

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<v Speaker 1>I pay, lick your fingers. Oh my god, it's so good.

0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:04.760
<v Speaker 1>I I rip part of the you know, the part

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<v Speaker 1>closest to the breast, off of the undercarriage, by the

0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:11.320
<v Speaker 1>dark meat, by the thigh, but what's left underneath. We're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about turkey, right, we're talking turkey. I love doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, that's the most flavorful and best part of

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<v Speaker 1>the turkey. Do you put stuffing into turkey? No, we

0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:23.600
<v Speaker 1>don't do that. Oh you're insane. Oh that's disgusting. That's

0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:26.520
<v Speaker 1>salmonilla city. Oh you cook it long enough, it's great.

0:22:26.560 --> 0:22:29.359
<v Speaker 1>And then you get that turkey juice stuffing inside in

0:22:29.400 --> 0:22:33.000
<v Speaker 1>the ribs. Pull it out your fingers. That ship's dirty

0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:36.800
<v Speaker 1>in there. You shove stuffing into the cavity of the

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:41.520
<v Speaker 1>It's called stuffing because you stuff it in. Listen, I

0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:43.639
<v Speaker 1>think we're on this. I know a lot of slices

0:22:43.720 --> 0:22:46.119
<v Speaker 1>do that, but that's not me and my family. We

0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:50.439
<v Speaker 1>don't do that. We stuffed the turkey cavity with sweet

0:22:50.520 --> 0:22:56.640
<v Speaker 1>smelling things, with apples oranges and beat them rosemary celery,

0:22:56.840 --> 0:23:01.000
<v Speaker 1>no onion celery. We shove us salary in my turkey.

0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:03.440
<v Speaker 1>We shove things in there that that will make it

0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:08.120
<v Speaker 1>smell nice and a little aromatic, little fragrant for a bathroom.

0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Body works turkey. I don't care what it smells like.

0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:13.600
<v Speaker 1>You light a candle inside of it, noly sh it,

0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:18.280
<v Speaker 1>it's not a lantern. And then by no, no, no, no, no,

0:23:18.440 --> 0:23:21.000
<v Speaker 1>you've got it all wrong. You throw pot pourri in there.

0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:23.560
<v Speaker 1>That's wrong with you. And then you you put you

0:23:23.640 --> 0:23:25.640
<v Speaker 1>take this cheese cloth, but you put oh, you take

0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:27.399
<v Speaker 1>the skin, and you put butter under the skin. You

0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:29.840
<v Speaker 1>and then you put a cheese clush cloth over that.

0:23:30.200 --> 0:23:32.520
<v Speaker 1>There's a whole way to keep it nice and juice.

0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Realizing this poor turkey, no juicy and moist turkeys. That's

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:40.200
<v Speaker 1>what we serve. And now you, on the other hand,

0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:43.000
<v Speaker 1>what's your stuffing. Half of it's gonna be burnt. Half

0:23:43.080 --> 0:23:45.320
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be no, not at all. Like all the

0:23:45.440 --> 0:23:48.359
<v Speaker 1>juices in the turkey, the outside gets crispy and the

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:53.919
<v Speaker 1>inside gets moist. Mustastic, No, not mush juicy, I just saturated.

0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:58.520
<v Speaker 1>There's something about fantastic. The stuffing that went inside the bird.

0:23:58.680 --> 0:24:01.240
<v Speaker 1>It's just not my thing. I don't know. But what

0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.040
<v Speaker 1>I've seen, the way you eat, that's where you draw

0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:07.800
<v Speaker 1>the line. You I mean you, you, you. There's not

0:24:07.920 --> 0:24:09.560
<v Speaker 1>a food that's come up to the radio station. You

0:24:09.640 --> 0:24:12.480
<v Speaker 1>haven't gone off of some of that. And and you

0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:18.120
<v Speaker 1>won't eat stuffing in the turkey. The our generations upon

0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:21.200
<v Speaker 1>generations of Americans have been putting stuffing into turkey. But

0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:24.000
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be different. You're gonna do But for as

0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:25.920
<v Speaker 1>many people that do that, there are a lot of

0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:28.639
<v Speaker 1>people that do it my way. And then that is

0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:33.040
<v Speaker 1>stuffing outside the first tradition. I get that. I'm a traditionalist.

0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I want stuffing. I don't want I'm not a I'm

0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:39.040
<v Speaker 1>not a corned beef with peppers and onions and all kinds.

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I give me bread. Stuffing, that's it. Read stuffing, stuffing,

0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:47.280
<v Speaker 1>that's it. I don't want. I don't want sausage stuff already,

0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 1>and well maybe, ah, there you go. I give you

0:24:50.960 --> 0:24:53.119
<v Speaker 1>a sausage sausage. I'll tell you what ground beef. You

0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:54.600
<v Speaker 1>don't want to ground beef in your stuff. I'll tell

0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:58.239
<v Speaker 1>you what I am doing for Thanksgiving for me personally now.

0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:02.159
<v Speaker 1>Every year for Thanksgiving the radio show, our friends at

0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Carmines and Virgils, not a sponsor, send up food for us.

0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:11.080
<v Speaker 1>They usually do like a special Thanksgiving catering, and Carmines

0:25:11.119 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 1>does a traditional They do turkey and sweet potatoes and

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:19.640
<v Speaker 1>cran bread stuffing and um and sausage stuffing and there's

0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:21.200
<v Speaker 1>like eight things you can like. You can get a

0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:23.600
<v Speaker 1>pre course like a pre pre made meal, take it

0:25:23.640 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 1>home or eat it there. And then Virgil's Barbecue, which

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:29.119
<v Speaker 1>is up the block, they do a smoke turkey, so

0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:32.720
<v Speaker 1>the same sides, but a smoked turkey, which I like

0:25:32.880 --> 0:25:35.000
<v Speaker 1>on occasion, but I think I prefer the non smoked

0:25:35.080 --> 0:25:41.120
<v Speaker 1>for Thanksgiving if I'm thinking traditional turkey exactly so, because

0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.480
<v Speaker 1>we're not doing it in studio, I called our buddy

0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Glenn up and I see, Glenn, can I buy a

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:49.560
<v Speaker 1>little dinner for to action of the stuff I like

0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 1>like not. I don't need the full I don't want

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't want string being cast I don't want Brussels

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:56.760
<v Speaker 1>sprouts with bacon. I don't whatever that is. I don't care,

0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I said, Can I just get like the stuff? I

0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:00.200
<v Speaker 1>like the Dave Rody stuff you canna you with the

0:26:00.240 --> 0:26:05.359
<v Speaker 1>David the sweet potatoes stuffing that you know, the non

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 1>green stuff. He said, absolutely. So I'm going in Tuesday

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:12.240
<v Speaker 1>to the city, I think to pick up my specially

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:16.800
<v Speaker 1>prepared David Brodie Thanksgiving meal that I will eat Wednesday

0:26:17.720 --> 0:26:20.200
<v Speaker 1>pre Thanksgiving. How about we're not going to share that

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:22.560
<v Speaker 1>with anybody. I got it for two if anybody in

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:25.600
<v Speaker 1>my family wants it. My wife doesn't eat turkey, not

0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:28.119
<v Speaker 1>a fan of the turkey. My kids aren't either. They

0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:33.359
<v Speaker 1>would rather have steak, the big steak fan for Thanksgiving.

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:36.399
<v Speaker 1>We've made turkey and then we'll make steak. You know,

0:26:36.600 --> 0:26:41.119
<v Speaker 1>some some some people. Can you imagine that having venison

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 1>on Thanksgiving? Listen, you do what you want. I'm not judging.

0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 1>There are some place in the Midwest people do it.

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 1>This probably places more in the South that do it,

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.199
<v Speaker 1>or you know, it's it's not a New York City thing,

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:55.600
<v Speaker 1>but it's definitely an American thing. You know, you eat

0:26:55.640 --> 0:26:57.359
<v Speaker 1>what you eat, you eat whatever's around. If you live

0:26:57.400 --> 0:27:00.760
<v Speaker 1>in a deer populated area, you know, the deer ends

0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 1>up on the table. What are gonna do now? In

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:06.399
<v Speaker 1>my area, we have deer roaming around and we have turkey.

0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>What I don't understand. I live in a in a

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:14.800
<v Speaker 1>popular populated town in New Jersey. It's not like I

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:19.119
<v Speaker 1>live in the sticks. But everywhere every year, and I

0:27:19.160 --> 0:27:22.199
<v Speaker 1>don't know if they're running away from somebody or they escaped,

0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:25.600
<v Speaker 1>but every year around Thanksgiving, I feel like we're by

0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the campfire, gather around kids. There's a pack of turkeys

0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:32.439
<v Speaker 1>that walks down the street. I don't know if it's

0:27:32.520 --> 0:27:35.640
<v Speaker 1>to say, come and get us your bitches, or look

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 1>at us. We're not in the supermarket. Do you think

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 1>that they're grandstanding? They're hot dogging? Yeah, because I don't

0:27:42.520 --> 0:27:44.280
<v Speaker 1>think you're allowed to shoot turkeys in my in my

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:46.359
<v Speaker 1>my my part in New Jersey. I don't you know

0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 1>the Staten Island area which New York City. A couple

0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:52.520
<v Speaker 1>year they are infested. There is today too. I see

0:27:52.560 --> 0:27:56.159
<v Speaker 1>people's posting video currently on Instagram, there's a lot of turkey,

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:59.720
<v Speaker 1>turkeys and Staten Island. The problem is those you don't

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 1>You un't you are what you eat you really wanna

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 1>You want to shoot a wild turkey from Staten Island

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 1>and you know it's been walking around pecking at the

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking disgusting garbage and muck all over the floors, and

0:28:14.920 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 1>serve that for Thanksgiving? Would you do eat lobster? Yeah?

0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what they eat? So move on their

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:25.679
<v Speaker 1>bottom feeders. They eat the bottom of the ocean, right,

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:27.280
<v Speaker 1>which is right, which is one of the reasons why

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not kosher. Jewish people thousands of years ago decided

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:34.280
<v Speaker 1>that was bad, don't eat the bottom feeders. But with turkeys,

0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. For some reason, it just seems more disgusting.

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 1>While you shoot hunters don't hunt deer from like a farm.

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 1>They don't. They don't go to like a petting zoo

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and shoot deer. Right. But while deer they eat, we're

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:49.680
<v Speaker 1>they eating eating grass and other animals poop. But I

0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:51.560
<v Speaker 1>just feel like the turkeys on stand Island are just

0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 1>pecking around eating garbage. If deer don't eat poop and

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 1>the vegetarians that you don't tell me that there I

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 1>think they're herbivores. They only eat Yeah, I believe so,

0:28:59.720 --> 0:29:01.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't. But but turkeys are doing the same thing.

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>But they're picking it like really gross things. And you

0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 1>know so I wouldn't. I wouldn't chance it. Would you

0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 1>rather eat a Staten Island turkey or stuffing from inside

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>the bird? Stuffing from inside the Did I tell you

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:27.720
<v Speaker 1>about the email that one of our top sales guys

0:29:27.720 --> 0:29:31.760
<v Speaker 1>sent out. He phrased it wrong and got everyone excited.

0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>So you tell me based on I'm reading this now right,

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read take word for word what he wrote,

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:43.400
<v Speaker 1>and you tell me who, Well, how many people have

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 1>access to tickets to this Broadway show ready for their

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>For their big reopening, they have offered up two pairs

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>for everyone on the show that would like to go. Oh,

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 1>all that means anybody who wants to go gets two pairs.

0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Read that again, Read that again. For the reopening, they

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 1>have offered up two pairs for anyone on the show

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 1>that would like to go. Yeah, that means that means

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:13.320
<v Speaker 1>if you want to go, here's two you can have

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:16.360
<v Speaker 1>four tickets. Right now. That's four tickets for everybody. So

0:30:16.520 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 1>I wrote back, I'll take it I'll take two pair,

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:22.239
<v Speaker 1>and he wrote back, they're already gone. Well, how can

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:24.880
<v Speaker 1>they be gone? You just everyone on the show. He says, No,

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Danielle took the two pair. What do you mean the

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:32.280
<v Speaker 1>two pair? So what he meant was they've offered up

0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 1>a total of two pair and anyone else that's poorly

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Where who wrote that? Why? You know one of our

0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:44.640
<v Speaker 1>sales guys, you know he wrote it or did somebody

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 1>else wrote He wrote it was from his email and

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>he probably did it really fast. He yeah, he didn't mean,

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:49.720
<v Speaker 1>he didn't mean any harm. But I was like, what

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? You wrote they have offered up

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:55.600
<v Speaker 1>to pair for anyone? Oh my god. But he meant

0:30:55.640 --> 0:30:59.000
<v Speaker 1>two pair for anyone who wants it. So I didn't

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:01.200
<v Speaker 1>feel I had to rush. I was go, I'm gonna

0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take a shower and get some lunch and

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:06.840
<v Speaker 1>then I'll email them. I was like, yeah, cut me in.

0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 1>So this massive Broadway show, their massive reopening on Broadway,

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:17.479
<v Speaker 1>contacts the biggest morning show, one of them in New York, right,

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>it says, you know you have eleven people on the show.

0:31:24.880 --> 0:31:27.200
<v Speaker 1>The whole point of sending radio people to your show

0:31:28.040 --> 0:31:29.840
<v Speaker 1>is so that they'll do social media, they'll talk about

0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>on the radio. Right, don't you want as many people

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 1>to go as possible? At least you want like six pair,

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 1>five pair. No, Look, it's very nice for them to

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 1>provide a pair. The theaters aren't huge. I get that,

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:45.280
<v Speaker 1>But the wording I was like all excited, like, Hey,

0:31:45.280 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 1>we're all gonna go. This is great, fantastic. No, no,

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 1>you're not going you think that that would get my

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 1>hopes up? Now I got excited. I was about to say,

0:31:57.800 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 1>now you're gonna try and call pull some broad bullshit

0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 1>on him and be like, no, I read that's what

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:06.840
<v Speaker 1>that's what it says. No free dessert. I can't do

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:09.800
<v Speaker 1>that for the not to the radio station. Hey, I

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 1>talked up last week about the button my Calvin Klein

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 1>button on my jeans, on my cap jeans, and I

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 1>want to work and I you made a very very

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 1>poor analogy too well about your floor mats. Yeah, because

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:28.280
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about you know, A versus a fucking said Yeah,

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I get that. I get that. So I did want

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 1>to give a shout out to someone who wrote, UM,

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 1>let me see if I could find his his Twitter. So, uh,

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I went into um, to work wearing those jeans. I

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:42.680
<v Speaker 1>finally put them on, and I said, you know what,

0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna wear them. What the hell I'll see if

0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, Elvis maybe wants to make a topic out

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:52.960
<v Speaker 1>of it. He did not. He said, Brody, you're weird.

0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to do a topic out of it. However,

0:32:56.200 --> 0:33:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Amber Nichols at Nightmarrow M A. R Oh tweeted at

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:03.200
<v Speaker 1>me and you and said, I wouldn't ever be able

0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 1>to wear those gap jeans with the Calvin Climb button again. Heck,

0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>I can't even wear my victorious secret underwear with my

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 1>pink bra. And they're literally the same brand meaning pink,

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 1>meaning they're they're sub label pink, just separate divisions. I

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 1>can't do it. That's scary. Jones is neurotic, so uh,

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Amber out neurotic to me. But did I mention to

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 1>you about where my my jeans were on the big rack?

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Did I talk about that? No? You didn't. Were they?

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 1>So you know that every dry cleaner, almost every dry

0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 1>cleaner has them. It's that big conveyor belt thing where

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 1>they hang them in numerical order, so they break them

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:45.960
<v Speaker 1>down by tens and then they put yours in like

0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and eleven would be in the two slot

0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:53.239
<v Speaker 1>in the first one, right, so they can say they

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:55.640
<v Speaker 1>easily find everything. So they pushed the button and it

0:33:55.680 --> 0:33:58.480
<v Speaker 1>goes around and goes up a little higher, and around

0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>and and down. How have you ever ever walked in

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 1>to a dry cleaners and your clothing was right there? Never? Never, no,

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 1>it was. It's always like in the back. So you

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:11.120
<v Speaker 1>have to wait for the thing to do a full

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:17.440
<v Speaker 1>circular motion. And it's going right here. Okay, So you

0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:19.480
<v Speaker 1>know they're all numbered, right, So I give the guy

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 1>and we've all done this, we've all done this. I

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 1>give the guy my ticket, it has the number on it.

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:29.600
<v Speaker 1>He sees it's jeans and what else the give in

0:34:29.760 --> 0:34:32.839
<v Speaker 1>the pair of jeans? I don't know. Let's just say

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:34.879
<v Speaker 1>it was it was a shirt to dry clean Okay,

0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:36.239
<v Speaker 1>it was jeans at a shirt. I don't remember what

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:37.800
<v Speaker 1>the item was, but let's say it was. So he

0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:42.120
<v Speaker 1>knows it's jeans and a and a shirt. Okay, as

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:45.399
<v Speaker 1>it's coming, I see it coming, I say to him,

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 1>there it is. Do you think he fucking needs me

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:55.759
<v Speaker 1>to tell him where it is? Probably not? He's and

0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:59.080
<v Speaker 1>the clothing is in numerical order. But for some reason,

0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:01.120
<v Speaker 1>we've all done it. You did it, and then you

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:05.040
<v Speaker 1>felt foolish for telling him that, right, because uh, he

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:08.319
<v Speaker 1>probably gets that all the time and he probably rolls

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 1>his eye, rolling in his head like, okay, another one

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:14.880
<v Speaker 1>of these idiots. Now forgive me. I don't remember what

0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 1>comedian it was, so if you remember that, you want

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 1>to tweet me, that's fine. But it was last week

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 1>and it reminded me of the incident at the dry cleaners.

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 1>He was talking about going to Chippotle and saying, when

0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 1>we all do this too, we go to Chippotle and

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 1>we pointed the thing we want, I'll have that of

0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:33.800
<v Speaker 1>the corn, and you point to it as if the

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 1>guy doesn't know where the corn is. He knows where

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 1>the corn is. You're like, I'll have the pork and

0:35:40.200 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>you point to it. Of the cheese, you point to it. Yeah,

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>pretty much, right, So I I don't next time you

0:35:46.320 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 1>going to dry cleaners, don't tell him like, there's my coat,

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 1>I say, he knows where. He's gonna stop on the

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 1>two tens and get you and get it. Even even

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:00.359
<v Speaker 1>if he's off by a little, he can out down

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:02.840
<v Speaker 1>to ten. They're all labeled, So I just felt like

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:05.520
<v Speaker 1>I could see the look he sort of he didn't

0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 1>look at me. He turned away and looked towards the

0:36:07.600 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 1>back of the place. That's how he made his face.

0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I know that we used to do that Starbucks when

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I when I was a manager at Starbucks, I would

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 1>actually train my staff. You know, they have the counter.

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:21.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like waist high when you go there. So back

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:24.839
<v Speaker 1>in the day when I worked at Starbucks, not only

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:26.839
<v Speaker 1>did we have the counter where you take the drink order,

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 1>the register, and the counter where you put your your

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 1>your your order up, but we used to have a

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>long counter where all the beans were in drawers and

0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:38.799
<v Speaker 1>you would choose which of the thirty types of beans

0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 1>from around the world you wanted, and you would buy

0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 1>a quarter pound, a half pound, of full pound, and

0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:46.120
<v Speaker 1>you would tell us what type of machine you had

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:49.320
<v Speaker 1>and how you wanted it ground, a drip, a French press,

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:54.840
<v Speaker 1>a percolator, and so it's time for the percolator. So

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 1>they don't do that anymore. They it's pre bagged, right,

0:36:58.480 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>you don't you don't get to pick out one of

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 1>thirty coffees. Right. But if people were stupid, and they

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.839
<v Speaker 1>often wore, especially back in the early nineties when people

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:10.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't understand Starbucks because I worked there when it was

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:14.160
<v Speaker 1>new to New York. I would I would tell people like,

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 1>there were drawers at your like your thigh level, bend

0:37:18.320 --> 0:37:21.200
<v Speaker 1>down to get stuff out of the drawers, and make

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:23.520
<v Speaker 1>all the faces you want, but when you pop back up,

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:26.279
<v Speaker 1>make sure you have a smile on your face. And

0:37:26.400 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>so I would constantly see my employees bending down, opening drawers,

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:36.040
<v Speaker 1>tying your shoelaces and making faces like a motifucker. Okay,

0:37:36.640 --> 0:37:40.560
<v Speaker 1>let's let's explain the French press again, because you couldn't

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:43.640
<v Speaker 1>make like a sour puss face. I think the dry

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:45.640
<v Speaker 1>cleaning guy did the same thing to me. I think

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 1>he turned around as if he was looking in the

0:37:48.360 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 1>back so he could make the face like this fucking

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.600
<v Speaker 1>guy thinks I can't find his fucking jeans on a

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:58.200
<v Speaker 1>conferyr belt that's numbered, so it's so scared. This is

0:37:58.239 --> 0:37:59.840
<v Speaker 1>where you go, Dude, be careful. He could spit in

0:37:59.880 --> 0:38:03.359
<v Speaker 1>your well. I don't think you could do anything to them.

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:07.239
<v Speaker 1>M not that, because I've seen it. Yeah. Hey, we

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:10.160
<v Speaker 1>were talking earlier about the fact that you made a

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:12.360
<v Speaker 1>surprise well we didn't say what you did. But I

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.480
<v Speaker 1>was doing it appearance the other night and I thought

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>it was really cool. I wanted to point out the slices.

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I did this on the Big Show. But we give

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:21.800
<v Speaker 1>you accolades right now. David Brody not being paid for

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:26.160
<v Speaker 1>his appearance at as I've often done before, But you

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:29.560
<v Speaker 1>just Brody just shows up to Calandres where we're we're

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 1>we're because we were giving out jingle ball tickets. We

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 1>had a nice captive audience. Shout out to Shady Jew

0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Mobster and his entire family. Shad Jew came out to support.

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:43.480
<v Speaker 1>He was wearing his old Brooklyn Boy shirt with the

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 1>original six color logo with the circle around one yeah.

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>And then Scary said he was going to be there

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>from six to eight on Wednesday. I originally was going

0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 1>to record my Walkers and Torcos podcast at seven o'clock,

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 1>but I I we bumped it a little bit later.

0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:04.759
<v Speaker 1>We bumped it to seventh. So you put on some

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 1>pants and you drove down the road and you come

0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:08.920
<v Speaker 1>came to hang out with me. Well, I didn't drive

0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:12.279
<v Speaker 1>down the road. It's it's fifteen minutes away. But well

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:15.200
<v Speaker 1>you did. With the point is you made the effort,

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:17.919
<v Speaker 1>whether the effort because I was already out. I was out.

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I dropped my daughter off somewhere and I was rushing

0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:22.640
<v Speaker 1>home to do the podcast, and my co host said,

0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:25.879
<v Speaker 1>you know what, can we back it up until seven thirty?

0:39:25.880 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 1>And I said, yeah, not a problem. So then I

0:39:28.000 --> 0:39:31.440
<v Speaker 1>thought to myself, go stop popping on Scary. So I

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>walk in and there this place, Calandras, has multiple locations,

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 1>but the particular one not a sponsor of mine, but

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I've eaten dinner there many times. They have a full

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:41.840
<v Speaker 1>blown bakery set. So it's a lot, it's like a

0:39:42.320 --> 0:39:44.120
<v Speaker 1>it looks like a strip mall on its own. It's

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:47.080
<v Speaker 1>a giant location and they have so you go in

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:49.600
<v Speaker 1>and so to the right is a giant bakery that

0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:52.360
<v Speaker 1>they have prepared foods. On the left is a giant

0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:56.000
<v Speaker 1>dining room and in the middle is a smaller bar

0:39:56.960 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 1>type room with dinner tables. You can eat in there,

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:02.319
<v Speaker 1>and his TVs and a bar. And it's a little

0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:05.400
<v Speaker 1>more intimate, a little more casual. Rather it's it's closed.

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:08.200
<v Speaker 1>And so Scary was hosting this event where you can

0:40:08.239 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 1>win jingle ball tickets. So when I walked in, he

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:12.120
<v Speaker 1>was at the bar talking to a couple and I

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:13.799
<v Speaker 1>walked up next to him and I just stood there

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 1>and he's a good time. I was. I was shocked

0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:19.359
<v Speaker 1>that you walked. I turned around and there he makes

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:21.279
<v Speaker 1>a left. He looks to the left and sees me, goes,

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.440
<v Speaker 1>oh hey, goes back to talking to the people, and

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:32.840
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't double take ghost. He's very surprised to see me,

0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:37.040
<v Speaker 1>so I said, oh, shady jew mobsters here. So when

0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:38.680
<v Speaker 1>he said I walked up, he's got his back to me.

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:40.840
<v Speaker 1>He's eating dinner, and I I slapped him in the

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 1>back of the head. He got up. I figured he's

0:40:45.560 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 1>not going to get upset with me, so he gotta goes,

0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I brought he's here. So we had

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:51.440
<v Speaker 1>a nice time, a nice time getting him and his family.

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Although I have I have, I have to call somebody

0:40:53.400 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 1>out I do. I tell me, tell me how you

0:40:55.600 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>feel about this scary I met his lovely wife, Meredith,

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:02.759
<v Speaker 1>and his little boy, and she says, oh, we've been

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:06.760
<v Speaker 1>listening to your show for five years. We love you guys.

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:09.719
<v Speaker 1>You know what we listened since you guys started. Oh

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 1>we're big fans. At very nice. At no point did

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:14.239
<v Speaker 1>she say she was a fan of the Brooklyn Boys.

0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 1>But she said she loved the water He Show and

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:19.560
<v Speaker 1>she loves which is fine. He's a super fan, shady Juice.

0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Here is the problem. Here's the problem. So we took

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:29.000
<v Speaker 1>pictures with the family, very lovely family. It was a

0:41:29.080 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 1>pleasure meeting them. It was no, no, no, no, nothing

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:34.240
<v Speaker 1>bad to say about them. And they put the picture

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:37.840
<v Speaker 1>up and they tagged me, and his wife commented, so

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 1>great to meet you guys. And I clicked on her

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:44.279
<v Speaker 1>profile and guess what, but she does not follow me

0:41:44.320 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. Oh no, I'm very hurt. She's maybe a

0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn she's maybe a fan of the Big Show, but

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:52.880
<v Speaker 1>now the fan of the Brooklyn Boys. Now, that's exactly

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:56.000
<v Speaker 1>what I wanted to point out. So what the people

0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:59.800
<v Speaker 1>at Calandras didn't know was that I showed up with

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:04.359
<v Speaker 1>trunk full of Brooklyn Boys merchandise I have. I had

0:42:04.440 --> 0:42:07.759
<v Speaker 1>sweatshirts of the pizza slice, you know, the Slice for Life.

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I've sweatshirts for me, you know, from our items from

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:14.400
<v Speaker 1>our merch store. I had had the brand new I

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 1>had ornaments. I had Christmas ornaments with me. I had

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:20.800
<v Speaker 1>I had Brooklyn Boys beanies. The were the new items,

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:23.520
<v Speaker 1>so I left them in my trunk because I'm about

0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 1>to bring them out with me. They're like, wait a second,

0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:26.680
<v Speaker 1>let me just leave my trunk. Let me see what

0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:29.360
<v Speaker 1>kind of crowd this is. And obviously they wanted to

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:32.399
<v Speaker 1>win jingle Ball tickets for Z one hundred New York,

0:42:32.560 --> 0:42:35.799
<v Speaker 1>the radio station that I was representing, and I'm of course,

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I do my stick and you know whatever we're talking

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 1>talking got on the m I C and at one

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:44.200
<v Speaker 1>point during the ninth there was a bit of a

0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:46.399
<v Speaker 1>wall and I'm like, this is the time that I'm

0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:48.840
<v Speaker 1>gonna unleash. I'm gonna go back to my car and

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:51.480
<v Speaker 1>unleash the Brooklyn Boys merch. But let's just see. So

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:54.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, out there, you know who who here? Who?

0:42:54.960 --> 0:43:00.800
<v Speaker 1>He listens to the Brooklyn Boys? Dead silence? Who see Shady?

0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Jew was like yeah, And I'm like, no Brooken Boys

0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:07.759
<v Speaker 1>podcast fans out there, and and it was again it

0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:09.400
<v Speaker 1>was a little weird, and I'm like, I heard a

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:11.880
<v Speaker 1>couple of you know, usually because I was like, you know,

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:17.360
<v Speaker 1>makes a noise. I heard a whoo hoo, no id

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:20.840
<v Speaker 1>what whoo hoo? I heard a yeah. I'm like, you know,

0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:23.960
<v Speaker 1>And then I sat there like, oh, well, when that happened,

0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:28.520
<v Speaker 1>did Meredith yell at anything? Okay? In fact, Meredith was

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:31.879
<v Speaker 1>into my majority the people who did not say a word.

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:34.319
<v Speaker 1>So in my mind, I'm thinking like, Okay, I'm guess

0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna walk over to my car and get

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:38.839
<v Speaker 1>the fucking Brooken Boys merch shot because I was about

0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:41.320
<v Speaker 1>to me like if I would have gotten the response

0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I was anticipating, I was gonna and they don't know this.

0:43:45.680 --> 0:43:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Nobody knows us until right now. I'm letting the slices know.

0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I was about to just literally, Brody, I had a

0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:53.880
<v Speaker 1>ship ton of stuff I was gonna give away. I

0:43:53.960 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 1>had one of a kind things that aren't even the

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:58.160
<v Speaker 1>merch store, you know, some of the test item stuff

0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>that we got. I was ready to blow it all out,

0:44:01.239 --> 0:44:04.200
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I had nobody here. You realize the

0:44:04.200 --> 0:44:05.600
<v Speaker 1>stuff that you have in your car, I pay for

0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:10.719
<v Speaker 1>half of it, right, Well, yeah, so you don't get

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:12.400
<v Speaker 1>to throw out Alan merchandise at you're app here and

0:44:12.920 --> 0:44:17.239
<v Speaker 1>do that. Well the larger point here again once again,

0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:21.319
<v Speaker 1>another larger point moment. Uh yeah, Brodie, Well I didn't

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:25.440
<v Speaker 1>know that, so I don't tell you. Then when I

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:27.640
<v Speaker 1>was there for like fifteen minutes. We took pictures and everything. Well,

0:44:27.680 --> 0:44:28.879
<v Speaker 1>I thought there was gonna be a good time. Into

0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:31.719
<v Speaker 1>the mic and he goes, oh, I got a special surprise.

0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:34.920
<v Speaker 1>My co host David Brody from The Brooklyn Boys is here.

0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 1>And we hear the same thing like yeah who and

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:41.480
<v Speaker 1>then and and then a shitty jew bobster jumps up

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 1>like yeah right, so I know is I know his

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 1>real name now? And I still but I'll say it anyway,

0:44:51.200 --> 0:44:54.320
<v Speaker 1>Um did not give away any Brooken Boys merch. That

0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:58.400
<v Speaker 1>went over like a lead blown. So yeah, maybe in

0:44:58.480 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 1>a future appearance where there's a lot of slices, a

0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:05.719
<v Speaker 1>high concentration of slices, maybe I will whip out the

0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:08.359
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys merch that I left in my trunk. It's

0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:15.960
<v Speaker 1>still there to this day. Yeah, scared. Do you remember

0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:20.800
<v Speaker 1>a few episodes ago I talked about talk shows and

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:23.880
<v Speaker 1>game shows, the people that yell out from the audience

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 1>what they think you should do this, box five, box five,

0:45:30.000 --> 0:45:33.640
<v Speaker 1>like it matters, like right, prices right? They do do

0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:35.520
<v Speaker 1>that all the time. The audience is screaming. They all

0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:39.600
<v Speaker 1>yell out prices right, you know, why why don't you win?

0:45:39.880 --> 0:45:41.719
<v Speaker 1>And come on down and you get to yell out.

0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:44.439
<v Speaker 1>But it's the people that like they have to count

0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:48.239
<v Speaker 1>the money three D five Okay, that's fine. They probably

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:51.600
<v Speaker 1>tell him to do that. But Jimmy Fallon often plays

0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>games that involve numbers. They do charades, right, we have

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:57.560
<v Speaker 1>to like pick a number off like this tower of numbers,

0:45:57.880 --> 0:45:59.839
<v Speaker 1>and and like you pick number seven, then he'll read

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.359
<v Speaker 1>seven fish gerades. So Jimmy will always go, I went

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:05.560
<v Speaker 1>number shod I pick an audience yells out numbers. I

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 1>still again. I started figuring out why anyone would care whatnot,

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Like it doesn't mean anything. They're just numbers, right that

0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 1>you have no idea which ones are good clues. You're

0:46:14.760 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 1>just yelling out numbers, yelling out something random. So he

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:20.239
<v Speaker 1>and so he plays a game called lie to Me.

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:25.000
<v Speaker 1>There's these giant boxes on like a rack, like it's

0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 1>three on the top, three in the middle. It's like, no,

0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I think there's nine, ten boxes whatever it is, and

0:46:30.040 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 1>the you and the select He and the celebrities sit

0:46:32.440 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 1>on opposite sides of a table with a wall between

0:46:35.960 --> 0:46:38.400
<v Speaker 1>them with a cutout so they can only see their faces.

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:41.000
<v Speaker 1>They can't see the other person's table and they pick

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:44.000
<v Speaker 1>a box at random, and they open it up and

0:46:44.120 --> 0:46:47.360
<v Speaker 1>usually some crazy thing in the box, and you have

0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:50.600
<v Speaker 1>to describe it to the other person or lie and

0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:52.360
<v Speaker 1>describe something that isn't in the box, and they have

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:54.359
<v Speaker 1>to decide if they think you're telling the truth are lying.

0:46:55.200 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift was not very good at lying. She wasn't.

0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:03.040
<v Speaker 1>But that being said, you know Taylor's favorite number is thirteen. Yes,

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:06.120
<v Speaker 1>so there is no box thirteen. But here's what she did.

0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 1>When Jimmy says, I go pick a box, the audience

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:13.080
<v Speaker 1>starts yelling numbers. She goes right to box one. She

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't ask anybody's opinion. She wanted box one. So then

0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy picks his box and he looks back to the

0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 1>audience and they're all telling what box to pick right.

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Then it's her turn to pick it out the box.

0:47:22.719 --> 0:47:26.640
<v Speaker 1>What box do you think? She picked two? What number?

0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Just right? So what box? Did she pick? One? One

0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:37.880
<v Speaker 1>and three? Right box? So she completely ignored the audience.

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:40.680
<v Speaker 1>She wanted box three because thirteen is important to her.

0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:44.360
<v Speaker 1>I give her major props. She knew what she wanted,

0:47:44.840 --> 0:47:47.279
<v Speaker 1>she got what she wanted, and she wasn't gonna play

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:51.080
<v Speaker 1>the audience game. This is the three people yelling numbers.

0:47:51.080 --> 0:47:53.759
<v Speaker 1>You can't make everybody happy anyway. It's the first time

0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:55.759
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen the celebrity just go fuck it. I

0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:58.920
<v Speaker 1>want one and three yourself. I don't care what the

0:47:58.960 --> 0:48:01.719
<v Speaker 1>audience has to say right now, Look Tailor. You know

0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm a big I'm a swifty Legitimately, I'm a big

0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:08.080
<v Speaker 1>fan of tails person and as a musician, I've had her.

0:48:08.120 --> 0:48:10.200
<v Speaker 1>I've had her take pictures at my desk at work.

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I've had to take pictures with my kids a few times.

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm a fan. Bit twist, I go, I've seen him

0:48:16.719 --> 0:48:19.560
<v Speaker 1>in concert many times. But I got a caller out

0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>on something. So she opens the box, the second box,

0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:26.200
<v Speaker 1>and there's a joke book, a book that's not real,

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:30.880
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's Tales from the Golden Arches, right, and

0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:35.080
<v Speaker 1>it's a book by Grimace, you know, the purple Purple

0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Monster for McDonald's right. So she's not lying, she's legitimately

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:44.799
<v Speaker 1>describing the book. And she says to Jimmy, uh, there's

0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 1>a book here, and it says Tales from the Golden Arches,

0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:51.880
<v Speaker 1>which is very specific if you're not good at improv. Obviously,

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you're reading what's there and there's a fuzzy thing on

0:48:57.080 --> 0:49:00.080
<v Speaker 1>the cover, and it just says, I don't know, I

0:49:00.120 --> 0:49:02.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know what this is. Grimace. I don't know what

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:05.000
<v Speaker 1>that is. So that he says, you're you're telling the truth,

0:49:05.080 --> 0:49:07.320
<v Speaker 1>and she is, and he says it's Grimace. She's like,

0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:10.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what. She doesn't know. She says she's

0:49:10.360 --> 0:49:12.680
<v Speaker 1>a no Grimace because it's not her time. I mean,

0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:17.040
<v Speaker 1>jen Xers and above and and and boomers know who grimaces.

0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:20.040
<v Speaker 1>But by the time millennials came around, they phased out

0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:22.479
<v Speaker 1>all those characters. You were lucky to know who Ronald

0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:25.480
<v Speaker 1>McDonald was. Isn't that a little bit part of pop culture?

0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:30.880
<v Speaker 1>It's not especially the secondary in tertiary characters like Hamburglar,

0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:35.520
<v Speaker 1>the Hamburglar, Nah, the fucking early Bird. What are those

0:49:35.560 --> 0:49:41.360
<v Speaker 1>three pom pom fucking things? Guys. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:46.520
<v Speaker 1>they that's the right there. That's a generation of Generation gap.

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Don't be don't be upset with her. I just would

0:49:49.520 --> 0:49:51.640
<v Speaker 1>have thought her life on social media. She would have

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:54.279
<v Speaker 1>seen a thrownback video, not a shot. Remember the time

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:58.200
<v Speaker 1>I dressed as Frankinberry for Halloween and that would overtake.

0:49:58.600 --> 0:50:01.759
<v Speaker 1>They thought it was Pinky in the brain. No, no good, Yeah,

0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:04.320
<v Speaker 1>you stressed as a Rick from Rick and Morty. Well no,

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:06.560
<v Speaker 1>that's it. No, people know. The kids knew who that was.

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:08.319
<v Speaker 1>I know, they thought you were they, But the older

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:10.520
<v Speaker 1>people thought you were Christopher Lloyd from Back to the

0:50:10.560 --> 0:50:14.439
<v Speaker 1>Future Albert Einstein. But when I went to the dude.

0:50:14.480 --> 0:50:16.480
<v Speaker 1>But I when I went to that party on Sunday night,

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 1>everyone knew who I was because it was a younger demo.

0:50:20.040 --> 0:50:23.640
<v Speaker 1>You have to play to your demo, and and and unfortunately,

0:50:23.800 --> 0:50:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean the people listening to this podcast, like, how

0:50:26.640 --> 0:50:29.120
<v Speaker 1>the fund did you not know Grimace? I'm with you, Brodie, Well,

0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:31.640
<v Speaker 1>how old are you that you're listening right now? If

0:50:31.680 --> 0:50:34.719
<v Speaker 1>you're if you're thirty years old and under, you're not

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:37.120
<v Speaker 1>really expected to know who Grimace is, you know. But

0:50:37.239 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 1>if you're forty and over, you know, the mid thirties

0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:42.560
<v Speaker 1>are a kind of a gray area. But if you're

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:45.720
<v Speaker 1>over forty, you're a gen xer. You as fucking lutely

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:48.279
<v Speaker 1>know who the Purple Monster Grimmas is, and the and

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and and the Hamburgler. You just, um, this is aren't jokes.

0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm being real that's that's just life. I mean, I

0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:56.400
<v Speaker 1>studied this stuff, believe it. I could not believe. I

0:50:56.440 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 1>thought Grimace was global. I knew Grimace is the kind

0:50:59.560 --> 0:51:02.040
<v Speaker 1>of thing you pay if if I saw that, I'd

0:51:02.080 --> 0:51:03.839
<v Speaker 1>be like, there's no shot she knows who that fucking

0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 1>purple monster is because they haven't had those commercials were

0:51:06.640 --> 0:51:10.840
<v Speaker 1>in the eighties and maybe Early Night and maybe this

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 1>is a stretch. Four or five years ago, during the

0:51:14.840 --> 0:51:20.440
<v Speaker 1>presidential election, a lot of people were posting videos of

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump from eighties TV commercial where he's in the

0:51:24.680 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's commercial with Grimace. Oh, and I thought, again, you

0:51:31.120 --> 0:51:33.759
<v Speaker 1>would have seen him in the commercial with Grimace. Right well,

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna like blow your mind right now

0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:40.919
<v Speaker 1>down gen Z, which is like twenty five and under.

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:43.960
<v Speaker 1>If you show them the clown, they may not know

0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:46.040
<v Speaker 1>that his name is Ronald McDonald. They might not who

0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 1>that know who that is? Um My kids and your kids, well,

0:51:51.080 --> 0:51:54.040
<v Speaker 1>your kids are more educated in a But he sits

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:55.880
<v Speaker 1>out on a bench in front of McDonald's. He's on

0:51:55.960 --> 0:51:59.920
<v Speaker 1>commer I listen, my kids don't watch broadcast telling Ronald

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:03.680
<v Speaker 1>McDonald hasn't been part of the McDonald's campaign or commercials

0:52:03.920 --> 0:52:10.920
<v Speaker 1>or marketing in years let alone. Well, the Ronald McDonald

0:52:11.000 --> 0:52:13.960
<v Speaker 1>house still exists. But they don't know. They don't know

0:52:14.200 --> 0:52:17.080
<v Speaker 1>because they they decided like ten years ago that clowns

0:52:17.200 --> 0:52:20.759
<v Speaker 1>scare people and it's a creepy thing. And they don't

0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:24.480
<v Speaker 1>have him part of anything. The Ronald McDonald's thing with

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 1>his face. You can't find that anywhere for for for

0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:31.680
<v Speaker 1>years now, for years, he's still sitting on the bench

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 1>in front of something he's not Maybe time. If you

0:52:35.040 --> 0:52:37.839
<v Speaker 1>have an old McDonald's that have been there since had

0:52:37.840 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 1>a farm, right, if you're old McDonald's that that's been

0:52:40.800 --> 0:52:43.720
<v Speaker 1>there for like twenty thirty years, they haven't hasn't changed

0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:47.560
<v Speaker 1>or gone undergone a facelift. Yeah, they they that might

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:52.360
<v Speaker 1>be there for nostalgic purposes, but no way, man, No,

0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Look at have you been into McDonald's recently. It looks

0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:58.239
<v Speaker 1>like you're you're in like a Chipotle or Starbucks. I

0:52:58.400 --> 0:53:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I know that they've they've redone it. I No, I

0:53:00.360 --> 0:53:02.920
<v Speaker 1>don't go into McDonald's right off. Everything is supermodern in

0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:05.360
<v Speaker 1>their touch screen everything. I think I went into a

0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:11.560
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's after Yeah, to use the bathroom. Yeah, my daughter

0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:13.360
<v Speaker 1>needed the bathroom. So we stopped McDonald's. But other than

0:53:13.400 --> 0:53:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't need mcald story. You know, I

0:53:15.320 --> 0:53:17.799
<v Speaker 1>don't need Mcdonald's've talked about this. They don't have fines

0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 1>catch up, they have fancy catching fancy. Hey, listen, we

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:25.560
<v Speaker 1>have some sound here that I'm pulling up the sound

0:53:25.600 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 1>banks pieces. I think we should get to some of

0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:29.680
<v Speaker 1>that you wanna get today. You're not gonna hit the

0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:31.719
<v Speaker 1>commercial jingle while I tell you lit place sounds. We'll

0:53:31.719 --> 0:53:33.320
<v Speaker 1>do that. That will take a quick commercial break. But

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:35.439
<v Speaker 1>all right, because I got a lot of stuff today,

0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:37.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to go. Sound. What do you got? I got?

0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I got three peas? Okay? Well is it really okay?

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:45.440
<v Speaker 1>So you're guilty of it as well. So there's a

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:49.359
<v Speaker 1>tragic story, possibly tragic story right now of a very

0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:52.920
<v Speaker 1>famous Chinese and I say Chinese, I mean she's from China,

0:53:53.600 --> 0:53:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Chinese tennis player. So she she she called out sexual

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:04.120
<v Speaker 1>harassment on a very powerful person in in China. Now,

0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:06.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, China doesn't always have the same they don't

0:54:06.320 --> 0:54:09.680
<v Speaker 1>have the same freedoms we have here. And there's a

0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:14.680
<v Speaker 1>concern she may have disappeared because she criticized a powerful

0:54:14.719 --> 0:54:19.160
<v Speaker 1>people so her name is spelled p e n g

0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:25.960
<v Speaker 1>and her last name is spelled as hu a ai ye.

0:54:26.680 --> 0:54:31.600
<v Speaker 1>And so you know when you when you design your house, um,

0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:38.719
<v Speaker 1>according to Chinese symbolism, function to provide forgive me if

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm a little loft, but it's proper energy and proper placement,

0:54:42.520 --> 0:54:44.760
<v Speaker 1>and you want to have things put in stone areas.

0:54:45.120 --> 0:54:48.200
<v Speaker 1>This it's it's gotta go look it up anyway. The

0:54:48.280 --> 0:54:54.040
<v Speaker 1>woman's name is not pronounced Functui. My bad. I didn't

0:54:54.040 --> 0:54:56.359
<v Speaker 1>know that. So right, So this is this is now

0:54:57.080 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 1>a major newscaster on a major cable news Play the

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:10.360
<v Speaker 1>clip it's been nearly three weeks and then that's penge.

0:55:10.640 --> 0:55:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh then I'm sorry, Uh yeah, play pengay one. She

0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:18.960
<v Speaker 1>says that how it's supposed to be. It's been nearly

0:55:19.080 --> 0:55:22.960
<v Speaker 1>three weeks, and the mystery is only getting deeper around

0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Pung sway her well being. Pung is that the correct way? Yes,

0:55:28.719 --> 0:55:31.400
<v Speaker 1>pung sway? Okay, that's right, all right, now play the

0:55:31.480 --> 0:55:34.160
<v Speaker 1>clip of the woman who number two is the story, Yeah,

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:38.120
<v Speaker 1>the biggest stars in tennis. Adding to mounting outrage against

0:55:38.200 --> 0:55:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Chinese officials, where is beeng Shui the latest missing Chinese athlete. Whoops, yep, pengway,

0:55:47.200 --> 0:55:50.919
<v Speaker 1>she clearly fell into the feng shui category. We did again,

0:55:51.120 --> 0:55:52.640
<v Speaker 1>I know you did, but you're not. So here's what

0:55:52.680 --> 0:55:56.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say it again, especially with the name, Well,

0:55:56.400 --> 0:56:00.280
<v Speaker 1>you're not sure how to pronounce it. The teleprompter should

0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:05.920
<v Speaker 1>spell it phonetic you it's ridiculous. In fact, I'll give

0:56:05.920 --> 0:56:09.600
<v Speaker 1>another example. I don't have the audio three. Well three

0:56:09.719 --> 0:56:11.879
<v Speaker 1>was just an edited versions. You could hear say it again.

0:56:13.400 --> 0:56:16.279
<v Speaker 1>Somebody produced a commercial that ran on our morning show

0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:20.759
<v Speaker 1>for a movie coming out by Lin Manuel Miranda. Oh

0:56:20.920 --> 0:56:23.480
<v Speaker 1>my god, I heard this. I heard this. This is

0:56:23.560 --> 0:56:27.239
<v Speaker 1>someone who has been voicing commercials for forty years. Let's

0:56:27.239 --> 0:56:30.279
<v Speaker 1>get him on the phone right now. When he read

0:56:30.360 --> 0:56:35.719
<v Speaker 1>the spot, he said, produced by Lynn Manuel Miranda. Now

0:56:35.800 --> 0:56:41.680
<v Speaker 1>it's spelled Manuel or Manuel manual, but it's it's You

0:56:41.680 --> 0:56:44.160
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't assume with names that people that are going to

0:56:44.280 --> 0:56:49.400
<v Speaker 1>read the copy. But Spanish is usually Manuel. But but

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:52.440
<v Speaker 1>even you know, they could have written Manuel M E

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:54.960
<v Speaker 1>N W E L L. Because it's not going on

0:56:55.040 --> 0:56:58.239
<v Speaker 1>a screen anywhere. It's only being read into a microphone,

0:56:58.440 --> 0:57:02.319
<v Speaker 1>so no one's gonna see it. So spell it purpose purposefully.

0:57:02.440 --> 0:57:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Spell it wrong. M A n W E l L.

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Spell it that way so the person can read it read.

0:57:11.000 --> 0:57:13.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm only partially blaming the guy who did it, because

0:57:13.320 --> 0:57:15.680
<v Speaker 1>he should have known better. But I'm blaming the people

0:57:15.719 --> 0:57:18.120
<v Speaker 1>who gave him the script stopped leaving it up the chance.

0:57:18.400 --> 0:57:21.560
<v Speaker 1>If the woman's name is punk Shu, I spell it

0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:23.560
<v Speaker 1>p o n g pong. Don't spell it p e

0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:27.680
<v Speaker 1>n g. No one cares how teleprompter. I'm not seeing

0:57:27.720 --> 0:57:32.800
<v Speaker 1>it exactly. We got the Raiders fans, all the Raiders, Okay.

0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it was Thursday Night Football or Sunday Night.

0:57:38.800 --> 0:57:42.720
<v Speaker 1>It was the pre show. And Drew Brees, retired New

0:57:42.840 --> 0:57:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Orleans Saints quarterback, used to play for the San Diego

0:57:46.160 --> 0:57:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Chargers at the beginning of his career. And a little

0:57:50.720 --> 0:57:52.920
<v Speaker 1>little known fact here for you. The Chargers had the

0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:56.840
<v Speaker 1>number one draft pick one year and Michael Vick was

0:57:56.840 --> 0:57:59.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna be the number one pick. They traded the number

0:57:59.640 --> 0:58:05.680
<v Speaker 1>one pick to Atlanta, who drafted Vic second, and the Chargers, well,

0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry they drafted him number one. The Chargers traded down.

0:58:11.000 --> 0:58:13.840
<v Speaker 1>They drafted La Dainian Tomlinson, who's a Hall of Fame

0:58:13.920 --> 0:58:17.200
<v Speaker 1>running back, and in the second round took Drew Brees,

0:58:17.640 --> 0:58:19.920
<v Speaker 1>who's a Hall of Fame quarterback. They got two Hall

0:58:20.000 --> 0:58:22.560
<v Speaker 1>of famers in trading from Mike Vick, who will not

0:58:22.600 --> 0:58:24.120
<v Speaker 1>be going to the Hall of Fame. So it ended

0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:25.880
<v Speaker 1>up very well for the Sandy Go Chargers. But I'm

0:58:25.920 --> 0:58:27.800
<v Speaker 1>telling you that because people like Drew Brees didn't play

0:58:27.800 --> 0:58:29.720
<v Speaker 1>with the Chargers. Yeah he did. Then he heard his

0:58:29.880 --> 0:58:31.720
<v Speaker 1>arm and they didn't think he was gonna have a comeback,

0:58:31.880 --> 0:58:34.160
<v Speaker 1>so they drafted Philip Rivers and traded him to the Saints.

0:58:34.440 --> 0:58:35.960
<v Speaker 1>But when he played for the Chargers, if you were

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<v Speaker 1>hibout football, you know anything about football. The Chargers and

0:58:39.760 --> 0:58:45.960
<v Speaker 1>the formerly Oakland Raiders had a huge divisional rivalry right

0:58:46.000 --> 0:58:48.680
<v Speaker 1>playing the same division in California, the a f C West.

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<v Speaker 1>They hated each other. So they're doing a little, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, two minute piece on. There's a TV show

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<v Speaker 1>coming out talking about the black Hole. The black Hole

0:58:58.480 --> 0:59:02.360
<v Speaker 1>was the end zone in Oakland where the Raider fans

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<v Speaker 1>would wear the armor and uh, the silver paint and

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<v Speaker 1>look like something out of Mad Max like Warriors, like

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<v Speaker 1>crazy like and those the craziest fans were there in

0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:14.080
<v Speaker 1>the black craziest fans. So they're talking about So Drew

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Brees at this clip is talking about how he handed

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<v Speaker 1>the bowl off to Ladanian Tomlinson, who scored a touchdown

0:59:19.560 --> 0:59:21.720
<v Speaker 1>I think to win the game. But it was in

0:59:21.760 --> 0:59:25.480
<v Speaker 1>the end zone where the crazy Raiders fans were and

0:59:25.560 --> 0:59:29.480
<v Speaker 1>he talks about what they did, the fans did to

0:59:29.560 --> 0:59:32.840
<v Speaker 1>the players, and then listen to the other guy talk

0:59:32.880 --> 0:59:36.160
<v Speaker 1>about the fans celebrating there in the end zone and

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<v Speaker 1>the black hole. They don't like that. Hey, gonna start

0:59:40.120 --> 0:59:42.360
<v Speaker 1>off with maybe topcorn and tey nuts, and then it

0:59:42.480 --> 0:59:45.800
<v Speaker 1>was beer, and then it was batteries. Black put your

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:53.960
<v Speaker 1>helmet on the batteries and ends. That was the old

0:59:54.040 --> 0:59:59.760
<v Speaker 1>black hole there. Legendary, Yeah, definitely legendary. Great fan base there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so if you can make out what he said, a

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<v Speaker 1>great fan base. Touchdown, Yeah, they threw popcorn at us

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<v Speaker 1>and beer, but they started throwing batteries at us and

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<v Speaker 1>we were getting welts on our bodies. They were throwing

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<v Speaker 1>batteries at us. Yea. And the guy's response was, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>great fans. Yeah, they're great fans. Yeah. So we're celebrating

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<v Speaker 1>there in the end zone and the black hole. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that. Are you gonna start off, the maybe

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<v Speaker 1>popcorn and keey nuts, and then it was beer and

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<v Speaker 1>then it was batteries. Don't like put your helmet on,

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<v Speaker 1>take off the shiner there. Yeah, definitely, and that ends on.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the old black hole there. Legend Yeah, definitely

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<v Speaker 1>is legendary. Great fan base there, great fan base there. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he meant it, he meant I can kind of see

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<v Speaker 1>his point. They're so fanatical about the home team. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a great fan base for the home team for the Raiders. Said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>they're fanatical, they love their team, but they're not great

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<v Speaker 1>fan You don't throw batteries, you can't. You can't reward them. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a great fan base right there, because they're so

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<v Speaker 1>loyal they throw batteries and the other team. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty chitty. That's the same thing in Philly. But I

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<v Speaker 1>heard they did the Eagles. But the teams that are

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<v Speaker 1>that are you know, I've been told when the fans

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<v Speaker 1>down they get rowdy. They were. Actually the survey just

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<v Speaker 1>came out and was it the Eagles that were the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the Eagles were amongst the rowdiest fans. The Raiders fans

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<v Speaker 1>are and they moved to Las Vegas, so a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of their fans aren't feeling it's could be, could be wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the Eagles, Oh no, I've been to Eagle my

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<v Speaker 1>brother in laws from South Jersey, so he had season tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>So we us got Eagles games all the time. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's ugly in a fun way. If you're there

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<v Speaker 1>for the Eagles, it's great. If you're if you, God forbid,

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<v Speaker 1>were like a Cowboys Jersey, You're not getting out of

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<v Speaker 1>their life. You're getting out of there. Just downright stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I got finally, I got, I got one more,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know what this is all about. I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I see the letters s D. Yeah, okay, if you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see Saturday Night Weekend, Pete Davidson was playing. They

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<v Speaker 1>were doing a skit about Saturday in a sesame street

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<v Speaker 1>because Big Bird got vaccinated and people complained whatever. They

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<v Speaker 1>were doing a sketch making fun of it, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>so they had Joe Rogan on because he's involved in

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<v Speaker 1>the vaccinations, but it was it was Pete Davidson dressed

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<v Speaker 1>as Joe Rogan. Now, Joe Rogan earlier in the week

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<v Speaker 1>was saying he has a large enough penis he's able

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<v Speaker 1>to do the thing we always joke with Scary about

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<v Speaker 1>and so when you're seeing your own okay, that's well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what, that's what, that's what we We have an

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<v Speaker 1>episode titled that with the Brooklyn Boys. I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't want to give away the joke. But

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<v Speaker 1>you can, okay. So you know how sesame streets like

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<v Speaker 1>today's episodes brought to you by the letter M and

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<v Speaker 1>the number seven. It's all random. They're not really sponsors.

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<v Speaker 1>But Scary would be like M M, and I'd have

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<v Speaker 1>to hit the jingle on him because he'd be mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>with sponsors. So so Pete Davidson as Joe Rogan says

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<v Speaker 1>the episode sponsor go ahead. Today's two sponsors of the

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<v Speaker 1>own d it's so of course I put that up

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram and so many people said they ripped you

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<v Speaker 1>guys off, as if we had invented that phrase, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but everybody else was. I got a lot of d ms,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank you all for for pointing that out, and

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<v Speaker 1>as your own d M, I didn't see. I still

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see it. Did you get you? And I still

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<v Speaker 1>don't see the episode. I can't wait, I said, did

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<v Speaker 1>you get d MS or did you get s your

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<v Speaker 1>own d M, that's my own d MS. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to repeat the joking up attentions and scary. Wow, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even give me a chance to breathe with that button. Yes, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, time is money. Money's time. Hey, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>and time is money. I I with the mind on

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<v Speaker 1>the money and my money on my mind. Um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see here, I had something that I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>all up for you, but I want to want to

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<v Speaker 1>pull up by the way I want. I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>point something out. Okay, you guys have all made fun

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<v Speaker 1>of and I mean I see you guys, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the slices as well. You've all made fun of me

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<v Speaker 1>about my six dollar home set up equipment. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 1>first part you've you've increased it for a couple of millions,

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<v Speaker 1>every millions of dollars equipment. Here, I will have you

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<v Speaker 1>all know, have us know that it's a very affordable

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<v Speaker 1>piece of equipment that if you're if radio is your

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<v Speaker 1>career and you're really serious about it, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>your craft and you want to go further, and you

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<v Speaker 1>you you've built up a little bit. My point is

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<v Speaker 1>producer Sam and best desist Andrew is sistant Andrew. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they both bought what I have in my house, the

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<v Speaker 1>road Caster Pro. So suck it, David Brodie, you keep

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<v Speaker 1>saying I spent all this money in this equipment. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you have other people that have done the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I added onto it like you have. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>special mounts, special microphones, special The point is the centerpiece

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<v Speaker 1>of this production. The production workhorse is the road Caster Pro,

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<v Speaker 1>which now I have turned other people onto. Obviously, this

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<v Speaker 1>is not a boogie by if producer Sam and Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>are are buying it. So I rest my case. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't believe that you have the same thing I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>you set up. No, it's not just that thing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you've surrounded with more equipment. You know you have a

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<v Speaker 1>UM the Brooklyn Boys Slices. It's a private Facebook group

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<v Speaker 1>on on you know you and I are not members

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Correct. However, if you joined some Facebook groups,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you join a swap site you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>you like, Let's say you want to be in UM

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say Springfield, Ohio as a Facebook group. When you

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<v Speaker 1>go to apply for it, it may say please answer

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<v Speaker 1>these three questions. Do you agree you won't try to

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<v Speaker 1>sell anything, you won't be offensive? You right, yes? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you live in Springfield, Ohio? You're right yes? And um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what is the name of the statue in

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<v Speaker 1>the park because they want to prove that you're from

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<v Speaker 1>the town. That you could google it, but they ask

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<v Speaker 1>you questions to make sure you're a legitimate Springfield, Ohio person.

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<v Speaker 1>I joined the Mets group and it said who is

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite player? Um, what's your favorite memory of going

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<v Speaker 1>to UH baseball game to see the Mets? And who's

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<v Speaker 1>their all time home run leader? Whatever? It was questions

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<v Speaker 1>to prove your Mets fan. Do you know what the

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<v Speaker 1>question is to get admission to the Brooklyn Boys fan page?

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<v Speaker 1>What what is Brodie's drink of choice? We'll diet coke

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<v Speaker 1>no ice, of course. And you have to say it

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<v Speaker 1>in one word, that's not that's not so I love

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but like I feel like that's that's really

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<v Speaker 1>being exclusive. I'm sure, Well, yeah, that's really exclusive. Well

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<v Speaker 1>that just means shady Jobop's wife can't get in the club. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to be part of the brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Boys club, you should make it a little easier than that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they let people who write die coke noise

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<v Speaker 1>in three words get in. I'm no, but I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>they just changed the question altogether. Something we want to

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<v Speaker 1>want to ask. No, No, that I think these are two.

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<v Speaker 1>These are very in the room. I'm sure they. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a fun question. It is fun. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. I just I feel that maybe you should

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<v Speaker 1>just if you want to get more people into the group,

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<v Speaker 1>just make it a little bit a broader of a question.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if you're joining a fan club of a podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a pretty good idea. What my favorite drink is?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we talked about it from episode one I

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<v Speaker 1>think or two. I mean we talked about it ever

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about so you know, alright, that's pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Last episode I talked about renting the carpet cleaner. What

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<v Speaker 1>two episodes ago? And did you get the Regina steamer?

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<v Speaker 1>I got the extra hour because of daylight saving steamer

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<v Speaker 1>makes carpets cleaner. Well, let's get to cleaner. So Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>a benoint oh five to one b E N O.

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<v Speaker 1>I T could be ben walk could be annoying, depends

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<v Speaker 1>on well the balls. Okay, so he said in a

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<v Speaker 1>tweet thank you for another quality episode of The Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>A little tip for about home Depot rentals. If you

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<v Speaker 1>do a four hour rental three and a half hours

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<v Speaker 1>before they close, you can keep the rental overnight and

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<v Speaker 1>return it at nine a m. The next day nine

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<v Speaker 1>and a half hours free. It sounds like you're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of deal. That's my kind of deal. I like that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot um. I do have a story of my

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<v Speaker 1>my return trip to home Depot that I want to

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<v Speaker 1>share with you, but I want to make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have anything else you want to get to

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<v Speaker 1>before I tell you. Know. I'm good. I'm good for

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<v Speaker 1>today because I have the world is caving and I

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<v Speaker 1>got seventeen thousand calls coming in. I've got I'm putting

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<v Speaker 1>everything on silent. I like the new focus feature on

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<v Speaker 1>the iPhone in the in the latest upgrade of the

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<v Speaker 1>I the iOS, you could you have focused where you

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<v Speaker 1>can just put the focus button on and you could

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<v Speaker 1>have certain apps and things come through and other things

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<v Speaker 1>go on mute or go fund yourself. Scary is focusing

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<v Speaker 1>on himself. If you know what I'm saying, go focus yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>Go focus yourself. You you're gonna yeah, so anyway, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I put this, I put the focus thing on

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<v Speaker 1>right now because we gotta finish this off here and

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<v Speaker 1>uh yes, so so go right ahead, David Brodie, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So let me tell what happened at Home Depot. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I rented the car machine a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago and it didn't dry properly, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>got a little stink, a little mildew, moldy smell, a

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<v Speaker 1>little yeah, yes, And I used the armenhammer baking powder

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<v Speaker 1>whatever not that it's carpet cleaner. You you sprinkle it

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<v Speaker 1>down and I vacuum it up, and it didn't help.

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<v Speaker 1>It smelled like Armen hammer powdery smell and mildew didn't

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't work for me. I don't know if it

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<v Speaker 1>works other people, but didn't work. So I go back

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<v Speaker 1>to Home Depot uh Saturday at one o'clock to rent

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<v Speaker 1>it again. Now it's a twenty four rental. Now I know.

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<v Speaker 1>On Sunday at one o'clock, what am I doing? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's kick off to fan football and it's I play

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<v Speaker 1>fantasy football. So I can't leave the house until I

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that everyone's not injured. That I get all

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<v Speaker 1>the advice from the TV shows, and I double check,

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<v Speaker 1>and I get all the matchups to the last minute,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, if a defensive player might be out,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to make some switches whatever. So I know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be at home Depot Sunday at

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<v Speaker 1>one o'clock. So when I rented, I say, look, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I'm not going to be back here tomorrow until

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<v Speaker 1>two o'clock. Do I have to wait until two o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>today in the parking lot to rent this or can

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<v Speaker 1>I rent it today and you guys will just forgive

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<v Speaker 1>me for the hour. So this guy Jim, who works there,

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<v Speaker 1>older gentleman, the guy who's ringing me up. The woman

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the woman is bringing me up has orange hair,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's got black roots and like just orange tips

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<v Speaker 1>like the Halloween. She says, well, Jim tells him the story.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, don't worry about it's an hour. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal. She says, oh, because you know when

1:11:12.880 --> 1:11:14.599
<v Speaker 1>you rent the truck, they pro rated if you rent

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<v Speaker 1>the truck for four hours and you're over an hour,

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<v Speaker 1>they charge of the of the four hour charge. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't worry about it. I'll be here worry about.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares. It's fine, it's fine. I already see a problem. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that motherfucker's not gonna be there when you show up

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<v Speaker 1>with it. I rent and again, well and again. It's

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<v Speaker 1>fifty dollar deposit to rent the machine. The machine is

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seven dollars for twenty four hours, and when you

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<v Speaker 1>return it, you get back thirteen dollars. That's how it works. Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>So I rent the machine and I have two small

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<v Speaker 1>fans in my basement and they they rent a blower machine,

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<v Speaker 1>a giant blower with a fan and it goes and

1:11:54.760 --> 1:11:57.040
<v Speaker 1>it blows the floor dry, but they don't have it

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday, went and there like shit. So I rent

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<v Speaker 1>the machine because that's my time to do it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I vacuum the carpeting downstairs in the den and the

1:12:06.600 --> 1:12:09.400
<v Speaker 1>upstairs level where the kid's rooms are, because I also

1:12:09.479 --> 1:12:12.080
<v Speaker 1>did that. It smelled a little bit. I do both levels.

1:12:13.040 --> 1:12:14.519
<v Speaker 1>I go back the next day and I put my

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<v Speaker 1>little fans on the floor and I move them around

1:12:18.760 --> 1:12:22.320
<v Speaker 1>and I wrote that they're like, they're there. They're the

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<v Speaker 1>ones that turn and I put them out and they're

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<v Speaker 1>drawing the floor. The oscillating ones right. Well, the next

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<v Speaker 1>morning I see, I see that the floor is still

1:12:31.600 --> 1:12:34.240
<v Speaker 1>it's still moist. It hasn't started smelling it, but it's

1:12:34.240 --> 1:12:37.519
<v Speaker 1>not drawing as fast as i'd like. I bring the

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<v Speaker 1>machine back and uh uh. Glenn is working behind the

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<v Speaker 1>counter at the return desk where you rent the machines from,

1:12:48.080 --> 1:12:53.080
<v Speaker 1>and uh, Glenn. I bring the machine back and I say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how much is the blower machine? Now? The machines are

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<v Speaker 1>on a rack off to the side, and the up

1:13:00.240 --> 1:13:01.920
<v Speaker 1>machines are on the floor because they have wheels, so

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<v Speaker 1>you line them up and you put them under the

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<v Speaker 1>first shelf, and on the first shelf, on top of

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<v Speaker 1>each one of the three machines, it says thirty seven

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<v Speaker 1>dollars carpet cleaning machine, thirty seven dollars carp clean machine,

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seven dollars carp clean machine. Above the left one

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<v Speaker 1>is the blower, and above the blower is spray cleaner.

1:13:21.640 --> 1:13:24.800
<v Speaker 1>And the prices on the shelf above the blower are

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<v Speaker 1>for the cleaning products, not for the blower. So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Greg, hey, how much is the blower? He

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<v Speaker 1>walks around the counter and over to the rack and

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<v Speaker 1>he says thirty seven dollars, and I said, um, the

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<v Speaker 1>blower is just a blower, it's not like a big machine.

1:13:42.920 --> 1:13:45.280
<v Speaker 1>And there's no sign there. Yeah, the science has thirty

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<v Speaker 1>seven dollars, I said, Greg, I don't wanna be difficult,

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<v Speaker 1>but that sign is for the steamer. Oh, it's for

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<v Speaker 1>both of them. Can you check now it's I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Well, by the way, did you really quickly

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<v Speaker 1>google the the actual retail price this? Well, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do that yet, because I could have opened up my

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<v Speaker 1>phone and done it, and so I said, I would

1:14:04.200 --> 1:14:06.519
<v Speaker 1>have been right there. I said, Greg, I understand you're

1:14:06.600 --> 1:14:09.800
<v Speaker 1>sure that it's the same price, but you're you're the

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<v Speaker 1>guy who just went around the counter to look at

1:14:11.439 --> 1:14:14.559
<v Speaker 1>the sign because you weren't sure, right, But now you're

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<v Speaker 1>sure because you want to look at a sign that

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<v Speaker 1>isn't there, and now you're sure. Can you look it up?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how much it is? I said, Well, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna rent it at thirty seven dollars. Why do you

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<v Speaker 1>run into the rudest people, the rude he was being cocky. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying, that's that's equivalent of rude in

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<v Speaker 1>this case. So he I give him my name, and

1:14:35.000 --> 1:14:36.400
<v Speaker 1>he looks me up. He goes, I, you owe me

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<v Speaker 1>three dollars and fifty six cents for the steamer. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to get back thirteen dollars? Now, that's what

1:14:43.439 --> 1:14:46.519
<v Speaker 1>it says. It says. It says here that it's forty

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<v Speaker 1>three dollars for the rental and UH and the overage

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, and all those three dollars for the six cents,

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<v Speaker 1>I go overadge it's thirty seven dollars plus tax I

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<v Speaker 1>get back like eleven dollars and change. I did it

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<v Speaker 1>last week. He said, I'll print out the receipts. You

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<v Speaker 1>can see it. I said, I don't need you to

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<v Speaker 1>print out the receipt I rented it last weekend. It's

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seven dollars plus tacks. I get back eleven dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>So he says, I'm gonna print it out so I

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<v Speaker 1>can explain it to you. I I don't need you

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<v Speaker 1>to explain it to me. I said, you're you're overcharging me.

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<v Speaker 1>So that he prints through. Seattle goes, yeah, you're late.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I was here yesterday. Yes, I knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it, and I was told by Jim. Now

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<v Speaker 1>Jim's there, by the way. Jim's uh at a at

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<v Speaker 1>a register like four registers down, A couple of registers down.

1:15:38.840 --> 1:15:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I said, Jim was here, and so was the girl.

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<v Speaker 1>The girl with the orange hair is standing at the

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<v Speaker 1>next register. I said, this young lady was here. She

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<v Speaker 1>rang me up. They both said, don't worry about the overage.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, well, but you're late. That's what the price is.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Greg, I'm not paying the overage. They told

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<v Speaker 1>me I could come in two o'clock. It's two o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, all right, I'm gonna get Jim to explain

1:15:56.920 --> 1:15:59.320
<v Speaker 1>it to you. Greg, I don't need Jim to explain

1:15:59.360 --> 1:16:02.519
<v Speaker 1>it to me. Jim told me I could have it,

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<v Speaker 1>not a problem, no overage. By the way, he was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to fuck you this guy, because he he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, what fun does this motherfucker. I'm gonna charge

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<v Speaker 1>him every penny I possibly can, right, So so he

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<v Speaker 1>so he calls Jim over and he says, um, Jim,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is claiming it doesn't matter that he's an

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<v Speaker 1>hour late and we have to charge him the ext hour,

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<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't want to pay the extra hour. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to explain it to him. So I printed

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<v Speaker 1>out the receipt. You could explain it to im. He

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<v Speaker 1>tells me, I don't need to explain it to him,

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<v Speaker 1>but he wants to explain to him. So can you

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<v Speaker 1>explain to him? He has to pay the extra hour

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<v Speaker 1>because I've tried and he's not accepting my response. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do. I'm sorry, sir, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how to help you. So Jim sees me

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, calm down, Greg. I told him he

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<v Speaker 1>could be late. He's absolutely right. And Greg's he's fuck

1:16:46.400 --> 1:16:48.479
<v Speaker 1>because because he was like a trauma queen. He was

1:16:48.600 --> 1:16:52.040
<v Speaker 1>very like he was getting all the Jim just like

1:16:52.200 --> 1:16:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Jim just looked at me went because Jim's like an

1:16:53.840 --> 1:16:56.120
<v Speaker 1>old guy's like walk slowly, doesn't care. He's looked at

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<v Speaker 1>Calm down, Greg, just calm down. I told him right now.

1:17:00.320 --> 1:17:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Greg doesn't want to look at me. Greg doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to turn his head. He's not so so I said, hey, Jim,

1:17:09.600 --> 1:17:12.800
<v Speaker 1>quick question for you. How much is the blower to rent?

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<v Speaker 1>And Jim goes it's twenty bucks. Oh, for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was thirty seven. I'll take the blower too, bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Go fund yourself and by the way, blow me while

1:17:21.840 --> 1:17:25.639
<v Speaker 1>you're at an asshole. Yeah. So Greg, calm down, Greg

1:17:25.760 --> 1:17:30.360
<v Speaker 1>calm refund my money, and I said, you know what,

1:17:30.920 --> 1:17:33.240
<v Speaker 1>take my refund, put it towards the twenty dollars for

1:17:33.280 --> 1:17:35.360
<v Speaker 1>the blower, and I took the blower. He got his

1:17:35.520 --> 1:17:39.120
<v Speaker 1>just desserts. Oh man, his face, he would not turn

1:17:39.240 --> 1:17:42.519
<v Speaker 1>to look, rather than turn to me and say I'm

1:17:42.560 --> 1:17:46.160
<v Speaker 1>really sorry. No, you know, because God forbid, he should

1:17:46.200 --> 1:17:48.960
<v Speaker 1>eat crow. No he ain't crow. No, but he just

1:17:49.040 --> 1:17:52.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't know. He didn't apologize. No, he didn't. He didn't

1:17:52.400 --> 1:17:55.280
<v Speaker 1>say anything, He didn't eat anything. Sorry, So then should

1:17:55.720 --> 1:17:57.639
<v Speaker 1>he could see a look on his face. So Jim goes,

1:17:57.680 --> 1:17:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll ring up over here, David. So I went to

1:18:00.040 --> 1:18:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Jim's register and Jim rung me up. So when as

1:18:02.400 --> 1:18:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving, I walked up to Greg, who wasn't with

1:18:04.200 --> 1:18:06.400
<v Speaker 1>a customer. Said Hey, Greg, I'm not looking to make

1:18:06.439 --> 1:18:09.000
<v Speaker 1>your day difficult. I said, you see, I'm sure you're

1:18:09.000 --> 1:18:11.040
<v Speaker 1>a good guy. But in the future, when someone asked

1:18:11.080 --> 1:18:13.400
<v Speaker 1>you for a price, you should actually look it up.

1:18:13.880 --> 1:18:15.800
<v Speaker 1>And when they tell you somebody else said something, you

1:18:15.840 --> 1:18:17.840
<v Speaker 1>should just go ask them that's all. It would have

1:18:17.840 --> 1:18:20.400
<v Speaker 1>been much. I said, So I have a lovely day,

1:18:20.439 --> 1:18:22.920
<v Speaker 1>have a nice day. He is the guy. Yeah, see

1:18:22.960 --> 1:18:27.599
<v Speaker 1>you next Tuesday. Like it look like it was wrong. Yeah,

1:18:28.479 --> 1:18:30.240
<v Speaker 1>well you know what he you made your bet, now

1:18:30.320 --> 1:18:32.639
<v Speaker 1>you lie in it. Yeah, man, he lied, he lied,

1:18:32.680 --> 1:18:35.519
<v Speaker 1>He's I'm sure. Can you believe that? He was sure?

1:18:36.160 --> 1:18:38.559
<v Speaker 1>It was thirty seven dollars? So even though he wasn't sure,

1:18:38.600 --> 1:18:40.679
<v Speaker 1>he had to go. Look as we as we wrap

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<v Speaker 1>up this week, we want to encourage everybody merch to

1:18:44.800 --> 1:18:47.360
<v Speaker 1>go to the merch store, go to go to Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot

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<v Speaker 1>Big Cartel dot com. And I would like to say

1:18:53.920 --> 1:18:56.640
<v Speaker 1>that I misspoke. Last week. I had said that if

1:18:56.680 --> 1:18:59.080
<v Speaker 1>you buy any two items in the merch store, you

1:18:59.200 --> 1:19:04.400
<v Speaker 1>get one of our awesome Brooklyn Boys Christmas ornaments for free.

1:19:04.920 --> 1:19:08.760
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no contre on you get all

1:19:08.960 --> 1:19:11.880
<v Speaker 1>three for free. You get the set of three for free.

1:19:12.040 --> 1:19:13.519
<v Speaker 1>And people were hitting me on the d M is

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<v Speaker 1>like that sounds like too good of a deal. You

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<v Speaker 1>sure about that or didn't you just say it's one. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we confirmed with that guy Matt that yes, it is

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely a set of all three. It is an awesome

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<v Speaker 1>snow globe at the Brooklyn Boys logo, a Brooklyn Boys

1:19:27.760 --> 1:19:31.000
<v Speaker 1>sweater with the Brooken Boys logo logo, and a gingerbread

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<v Speaker 1>man with f you Abe seventy seven. So go there

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<v Speaker 1>and get the end. We've added the new beanies and

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<v Speaker 1>Beanies with Pom Pom version option if you're a pompomp

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<v Speaker 1>guy like if you're a pompomp guy like Brodie, I

1:19:44.240 --> 1:19:47.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know me not so much to the store. Ms

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<v Speaker 1>Trish eighty three was the first person to take a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of the merchandise and herself wearing the hat, and

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<v Speaker 1>she wrote it's it's here, It's here, Winter can start now.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course what do we do. We reposted it

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<v Speaker 1>on our socials and the Brooklyn Boys social So go

1:20:02.560 --> 1:20:06.000
<v Speaker 1>shopping and so we can give you a credit. Yes, yeah,

1:20:06.280 --> 1:20:08.680
<v Speaker 1>they're right from from Let's do this Now. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So you get the set of three for free by

1:20:10.360 --> 1:20:12.760
<v Speaker 1>any two items in the store and we're gonna hook

1:20:12.800 --> 1:20:15.200
<v Speaker 1>you up, but we encourage you to please go visit

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<v Speaker 1>because the this is only wild supplies last on the

1:20:18.760 --> 1:20:22.479
<v Speaker 1>Christmas ornaments on that deal and our old school Brooklyn

1:20:22.560 --> 1:20:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Boys Christmas sweater Ugly Christmas Sweater is back and the

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<v Speaker 1>T shirt version as well or the long sleep version

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<v Speaker 1>of So please go visit the merch store, make purchases

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<v Speaker 1>for people nice stocking stuff from one last thing I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, because it's timely, I have a lot

1:20:36.600 --> 1:20:38.200
<v Speaker 1>of stuff people sent me that I'm gonna read when

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<v Speaker 1>we come back because we're not here next week. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not here, and I wanted to give a special shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to angel Hurst no relation to Brooken, to benson Hurst.

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<v Speaker 1>Angel Hurst. A lot of people were very kind and

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<v Speaker 1>commented on the picture of me and Scary that we

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<v Speaker 1>posted that we took together at Scaries appearance on You

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<v Speaker 1>look like first quarter Scary. What's the matter? Okay? So

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<v Speaker 1>I sat out to angel Hurst, who wrote, you look good,

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<v Speaker 1>you look like first quarter Brody. That was I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to read that angel Hurst road, Well, I I fucked

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<v Speaker 1>up heard well you know great mindstig alight, angel Hirst.

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<v Speaker 1>Time you've step it doesn't matter because you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought of it. So I put it out this

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm but I'm looking forward to first quarter of

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<v Speaker 1>Scary because we're close to that. Yeah, we're Scary. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>join me in findom I'm looking at fifth quarter scary

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<v Speaker 1>right now, that's what I'm looking like. I'm an ot

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<v Speaker 1>as some of the slices I would like to apologize

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<v Speaker 1>for standing next to in a picture. Scary. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>look good. I don't think you look bad at all

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<v Speaker 1>now I know, but I look bad for me and

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to look like. You know, I got

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<v Speaker 1>I got a case to the puffy face I I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't talked about on the air this morning. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>puffy Face changed his name is he's just not face face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah for p Facy, I think I'm p Facy. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get the puff out of my face. They say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you got this great oil and this great serum that

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<v Speaker 1>you could scrub on your face, that you put on

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<v Speaker 1>your face, and then you use this thing to drain

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<v Speaker 1>out all the toxins. Every morning you dreams toxins out

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<v Speaker 1>of your Anyone died from the toxins. Are talking about, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the gut medicine. We'll get the toxins out of your gut.

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<v Speaker 1>That flora takes care of the toxins. My uncle Jim died,

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<v Speaker 1>How would he die if he had toxins? Skin? Toxins?

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't get scrub his face. You know what works

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<v Speaker 1>on the deep puffiness. I've learned recently saying no to

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese food and donuts. You're gonna get some Chinese this weekend. Bro, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't a Chinese food in two months. Oh my god. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Rock boys, Boys