Speaker 1: Start dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Buys,
Speaker 1: start Up. They making noise, dat up, dot Up, Episode
Speaker 1: creeping ever so closer. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We're
Speaker 1: trying to get to two hundred, and I just don't
Speaker 1: I just don't want it to be a letdown, Brody.
Speaker 1: That's why we really shouldn't be making a big deal
Speaker 1: out of two hundred, because I don't know if we're
Speaker 1: gonna offer anything special. So the guy who's making a
Speaker 1: big deal out of two hundred is part of the opening, says,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't make a big deal out of two hundred.
Speaker 1: You just made a big deal out of it. I
Speaker 1: don't have nothing planned. No, we got nothing planned to
Speaker 1: anything from episode one either. I love the way people
Speaker 1: are contacting us, the slices. We love you, but please
Speaker 1: let's under promise and over deliver. You know, we don't
Speaker 1: want we want to manage your expectations here. One guy said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Maybe they'll do a retrospect, right, this
Speaker 1: is like the major cable news channel or or a
Speaker 1: TV show. We don't have personnel, we don't have staff.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in my basement exactly, washing washing, machine next year,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm in my apartment hanging out, and
Speaker 1: you know I don't have a whole lot of time.
Speaker 1: Here's what we did. Here's what Scary and I took
Speaker 1: the all of the best things we've said, all of
Speaker 1: the best rants, all of the best parodies, all of
Speaker 1: the best questions at Scary has every We've taken everything,
Speaker 1: and we've spaced them out evenly over a hundred previous
Speaker 1: episodes exactly and with zero zero So you can and
Speaker 1: follow Brooklyn boys quotes on Twitter. Yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: be quotes, I think. But the thing is this though,
Speaker 1: I mean, because he puts all the quotes in what
Speaker 1: he feels are the best of and it puts a
Speaker 1: time code. Someone suggested we we get together and we
Speaker 1: we get edited down like little clips of the best
Speaker 1: of our moments and make that part of two hundred.
Speaker 1: But I don't have them. We don't have the manpower
Speaker 1: to do that. We don't have a staff. Yeah. Now
Speaker 1: you might be saying yourself, well, don't you guys both
Speaker 1: edit audio and don't you guys absolutely? Yeah, But I'm
Speaker 1: going to the Mohamas in about twelve hours, right, and
Speaker 1: I'm going back upstairs. Yeah, we're off next week, The
Speaker 1: Morning Show, the Big the Big Ship. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: what I think you're supposed to count? You just counter
Speaker 1: that with something big something I'm doing. I'm going back
Speaker 1: upstairs to my all inclusive house. I've got a well
Speaker 1: stocked refrigerator. All my drinks are included for the first
Speaker 1: time in the history of The Big Show and and
Speaker 1: my career. Yeah, I have the whole week. We're off,
Speaker 1: the entire week. We never get the entire week, we
Speaker 1: only get technically on vacation. Right now, This is vacation time.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're cutting in. This is Friday, right they
Speaker 1: had November. Yeah, And so I figured, you know what,
Speaker 1: to commemorate my very first ever or time of getting
Speaker 1: off the entire week of Thanksgiving, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: the Bahamas for a couple of days and I'll be
Speaker 1: back in time for Thanksgiving next week. So there nice.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I have looked into, um possibly taking
Speaker 1: just going away for a day of myself, a day
Speaker 1: to day. Yeah, I may go up with my friend,
Speaker 1: uh for a day day. I'll tell you why. Where
Speaker 1: which is my My middle daughter is home from college
Speaker 1: as of a couple hours from now, and I can't
Speaker 1: very well be like, oh, I'm so glad you're home
Speaker 1: from college. I'm going away. Why not she did it
Speaker 1: to you all this time? Yeah, yeah, she I paid.
Speaker 1: I paid for her to go away. Uh you know tuition. No,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna know,
Speaker 1: so I I said. I told her. I said, listen,
Speaker 1: there's one night you're gonna go out with your friends whatever,
Speaker 1: and I may go out. Did you set up some
Speaker 1: quality time with your daughter? She comes home. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have dinner one night, like just just so like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go one night just with her
Speaker 1: two of us. You guys can go out. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: wants the steak din I'm taking for a stake dinner. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean this fair stuff, but I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: I want to spend some time. So she said, well,
Speaker 1: one night will at least one person is buying you,
Speaker 1: buying me. I'm buying at least one person is getting
Speaker 1: a free steak dinner here and that's her. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: favorite thing. Last night, by the way, Scary calls me
Speaker 1: last night's Thursday night and he says, you know, he
Speaker 1: had some handsome, stressful things that he had some scheduling problems,
Speaker 1: and we couldn't. We couldn't record Thursday. We're gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: we record Wednesday. We couldn't record Wednesday because scaryead an appearance,
Speaker 1: which we'll talk about later. I definitely want to talk
Speaker 1: about that. So we moved it to Thursday. And then Thursday,
Speaker 1: Scary calls me and says, like, dude, I'm not I can't.
Speaker 1: I have all these things. And I said, that's fine,
Speaker 1: we'll do it Friday. We're gonna do a Friday afternoon. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going out. I have a thing. I'm doing something
Speaker 1: with the Brooklyn Boys. So I said, we we are
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys. What are you talking about? And then
Speaker 1: Scary reminded me the harsh slap in the face that
Speaker 1: when he says the Brooklyn Boys, he means his friends
Speaker 1: that he grew up with in Brooklyn were here first. Yes,
Speaker 1: as you know, Scary and I grew up in the
Speaker 1: same neighborhood, but not at the same time. We didn't
Speaker 1: know each other prior to twenty years ago, a few
Speaker 1: years apart in age, and we were I don't know,
Speaker 1: we didn't know each other back then we're about ten
Speaker 1: blocks apart in a very big neighborhood, and in our
Speaker 1: neighbor to benson Hurst, Brooklyn two blocks is a city.
Speaker 1: So I know these guys since I was twelve. In fact,
Speaker 1: one guy I know since I was six. We were
Speaker 1: in the same kindergarten together right through. So we I mean,
Speaker 1: this long standard history goes. When you first said Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: I was like, you're Brooklyn boys, right. And so he says, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going out for a dinner at such and such restaurant.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, great. He goes, yeah, Ronnie's gonna be there.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, great, bull freak, ball freak. And
Speaker 1: he says, oh, and Mike and Tony and Vinnie and
Speaker 1: Gino and he's one on the list. Hey, listen, list
Speaker 1: my name is on that list. I don't really care
Speaker 1: who's going with. You said, that's a youth thing. Well,
Speaker 1: the reason why, the reason why I wanted to tell
Speaker 1: you the list was to make you less less wanting
Speaker 1: to come along with us, because it sounded to me
Speaker 1: at first you were like, oh, you guys going out
Speaker 1: for a steak dinner. Oh you want a steakhouse? All right? Oh,
Speaker 1: ball Freak is gonna be there. Oh oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: um yeah. And then then I had was fine when
Speaker 1: you got to like a little Pete, big Pete, that
Speaker 1: was fine. But then when you got to guy I
Speaker 1: met at seven eleven named Joe, I thought that was
Speaker 1: a bit of much to be inviting him and not me.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say was I was trying to
Speaker 1: paint the picture of this group of people I'm going
Speaker 1: out to dinner with, including ball Freak. You don't know
Speaker 1: them all. You don't know any of them except for me,
Speaker 1: and I would ever get to know them would be
Speaker 1: to go to dinner, right, But we have old school
Speaker 1: like inside jokes. I don't want it. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: was the reason why. But that's why I you wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to go hang out with me when I got
Speaker 1: my my uh my junior high school reunion people, So
Speaker 1: that's what you met. But you opened this by saying
Speaker 1: that I was going on in a list of people.
Speaker 1: The reason why you went on and give you the
Speaker 1: list of people to make you not want to come
Speaker 1: because like, okay, you're right, this is how rude that sounds. No,
Speaker 1: But because I wanted to illustrate to you to make
Speaker 1: sure you wouldn't want to come. I wanted to illustrate
Speaker 1: to you that that this is not your group, right.
Speaker 1: I wanted to paint the nice picture for you, a
Speaker 1: complete picture. I wanted you to come to your own
Speaker 1: conclusion that you know what, Yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to with them. It's there, it's their little click.
Speaker 1: I mean, technically, there could be a day where you,
Speaker 1: Ronnie and I go out to dinner as the uh
Speaker 1: Elvis s r. And Morning Show Brooklyn boys. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't mind. That could happen, and then you know
Speaker 1: who's gonna invite himself? The Jersey kid that he's not
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn. All right, well maybe the three of us
Speaker 1: will go out. We can actually figure that out if
Speaker 1: you want. Greg. He also owes me a part of
Speaker 1: the stake dinner conversation. So yeah, somehow he's got lost.
Speaker 1: We don't talk about his anymore. We haven't talked about
Speaker 1: his in five years. He owes you at dinner. Most
Speaker 1: paranoid person ever. Yeah, I'll tell you what happened. So
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, we were in studio on
Speaker 1: a Friday. On a Friday, Friday, right, And so I
Speaker 1: texted him and I said, and that was the week
Speaker 1: before you guys were going to Miami for the big wedding.
Speaker 1: So I texted him because he's down the hall. I
Speaker 1: hadn't seen him in a while. I said, Hey, t
Speaker 1: I'm in studio today. Everybody's here. Why don't you come
Speaker 1: down and say hello? So he texts back, ha ha,
Speaker 1: very funny. So I texted him back and I said,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Come come say hi, We've
Speaker 1: got food. Comes hi. He says, I know you guys
Speaker 1: are Miami. I'm not a dick. Stop it. So I said,
Speaker 1: we're not Miami. Miami's next week. Okay, yeah right. So
Speaker 1: he didn't come down even though we were there. So
Speaker 1: I was in studio this week, Monday and Tuesday. On Monday,
Speaker 1: I walked down to his his radio station down the hall,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't there, and his producer informed me he
Speaker 1: only comes in Tuesday, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. He likes to
Speaker 1: have long weekends. He doesn't come in on Mondays. And
Speaker 1: Frida sign me up for that. Yeah, I bet you exactly.
Speaker 1: So she says he'll be in tomorrow. It's okay, not
Speaker 1: a problem. Not a problem. So she must have told
Speaker 1: him that I was there. So he texts me and
Speaker 1: he says, hey, man, what's wrong. Nothing's wrong. I came
Speaker 1: down to Shi call me out of like this. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: so I said, I'm gonna be in tomorrow. Don't you
Speaker 1: come say hi? No? Really, what's wrong? What are you
Speaker 1: mad at me? I don't have your coat hooks? So
Speaker 1: I said, I don't think because so he goes, you
Speaker 1: come down check my office. I don't have him check
Speaker 1: my office. See that the code hook thing was was
Speaker 1: like a month ago. I don't think you have my
Speaker 1: coat hooks. You actually have a cult rack in your office.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not. I just wanted to say hi,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you. Oh okay, And then he didn't.
Speaker 1: Then then he came down for the food. On Tuesday,
Speaker 1: he snucked down with his sweatshirt pulled over his head
Speaker 1: at the hood up and and and left. So I
Speaker 1: text him, I go get in the studio. So he
Speaker 1: came in, but it's so difficult to get him to participate.
Speaker 1: He's so paranoid. He said, oh, what's wrong? He's got
Speaker 1: he's got some drain damage. I didn't steal anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what's going on. I have a we gotta get
Speaker 1: my buddy Brian on the phone at some point. Not
Speaker 1: not not toilet Brian, jet skip Bryan because he is
Speaker 1: a character and fall asleep on the toilet Brian. Now
Speaker 1: not fall asleep on the toilet, Brian jet Ski. Bryan
Speaker 1: is a character from Brooklyn. He's from sheep Said Bay
Speaker 1: and he is a fucking riot. Well what we got
Speaker 1: to talk to him at some point because he will
Speaker 1: bring a lot to this podcast. Um. Yeah, So sheep
Speaker 1: Said Bay is part of the southern part of Brooklyn
Speaker 1: near Coney Island, so it's on the water, big fishing town,
Speaker 1: so it's all fishing boats and seafood restaurants. In fact,
Speaker 1: I lived and worked in sheep Said Bay for a
Speaker 1: period of time. He got his jet ski business. He
Speaker 1: started that in Sheep's at Bay. And then they're also
Speaker 1: home of the roach beef wars between the Rolling Roaster
Speaker 1: and Brennan and Carr getting very low, very sometimes I
Speaker 1: like to get annuals. There's two places in that area
Speaker 1: that are known for their roast beef and and we
Speaker 1: so when I worked at one of them, we used
Speaker 1: to play the other one in softball, and one of
Speaker 1: them I worked at Rolling Roast doesn't manage system manager.
Speaker 1: So there was such a rivalry that had to stop
Speaker 1: having the softball games because we wanted to kill each other.
Speaker 1: Was it that bad? Because inevitably like like yeah, well
Speaker 1: you know you're you're up by a run, but your
Speaker 1: roast beef sucks. It just get ugly and they're not
Speaker 1: the same thing, like ones to sit down. One's a
Speaker 1: fast food place that happens to have some tables, but
Speaker 1: there's a rivalry there, but they can co exist. The
Speaker 1: town is big enough for two roast beef joints. Please
Speaker 1: have a God help anybody who opens up a third.
Speaker 1: You know, thirds don't work normally. Usually it's one and
Speaker 1: two mutable laws of marketing that I think we talked about.
Speaker 1: We did, we did. You can't be third, right, So
Speaker 1: if you want to be sprite, you've got to create
Speaker 1: a new ladder and be first on that one. And
Speaker 1: technically the mellow Yellow Mellow Yellow is not like a thing.
Speaker 1: He's got sprighting seven up. Why would you go to
Speaker 1: Meli yellows? You wouldn't sale. We've talked a lot about
Speaker 1: this at this podcast. I feel like I actould go
Speaker 1: into marketing if I if I ever leave radio, this
Speaker 1: this gig doesn't work out for you. One of my
Speaker 1: junior high school friends, his name is Ian. He's huge
Speaker 1: in the marketing and advertising world. He's like he's a
Speaker 1: president of companies. Every time he leaves a job to
Speaker 1: get the job as a president of company, big big sixcess,
Speaker 1: very successful, bright guy. I'm I've known him for my
Speaker 1: you know, since junior high schools in seventh grade, and
Speaker 1: I always make jokes with him, like I'll send him
Speaker 1: like ideas for a product or something and he'll say,
Speaker 1: I'm working on this big ad for such and such,
Speaker 1: and I'll throw in I'll send him some stuff. I
Speaker 1: always want to make sure I keep my foot in
Speaker 1: the door in the creative marketing world, just in case
Speaker 1: the creative radio world ends up, you know, ending someday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never listen. You never know when you want to,
Speaker 1: you know, you want to have connections, right, Oh, what's uh?
Speaker 1: You know? Because I'll so I'm creative. I would, I would,
Speaker 1: I would go I would stay in radio. Obviously, I
Speaker 1: would go into television if this gig dries up, because
Speaker 1: I like writing comedy. But I could do advertising and
Speaker 1: marketing because I I've come up with slogans and marketing
Speaker 1: campaigns previously for other things that have worked. Um. In fact,
Speaker 1: I came up with the whole marketing campaign for NCL
Speaker 1: Norwegian cruise line that they loved. They haven't used it yet,
Speaker 1: but they love it. They love it. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: recently wrote a political commercial that I'm never going to
Speaker 1: tell you about interest and tell you I did it.
Speaker 1: I became very popular anyway that a company produced it
Speaker 1: for me and they took credit and that was fine anyway.
Speaker 1: So what would you fall back on if not radio industry?
Speaker 1: What would you do? That's a big problem for me
Speaker 1: right now. I don't have a plan. B and and
Speaker 1: you know the truth is I live and breathe and radio,
Speaker 1: and maybe I'll be a consultant for radio, but who knows.
Speaker 1: I remember when I first started, so I was probably
Speaker 1: working at the radio station for six eight months, maybe
Speaker 1: up to a year, and I was so goofy excited.
Speaker 1: Every time I got a song parody produced, or a
Speaker 1: spoof commercial or a jingle, I would I would get
Speaker 1: copies of everything. I would I would put I would
Speaker 1: put stuff on cassettes and digital tapes and burn CDs,
Speaker 1: and I would say to Scary, hey, man, what do
Speaker 1: you have on your demo? I don't have a demo, dude,
Speaker 1: you should put together a demo. I haven't had a
Speaker 1: resume since I got my job in college with twenty
Speaker 1: three years. I've repeatedly said to Scary, you know you,
Speaker 1: that you should put that on your demo. Dem what if?
Speaker 1: What if this morning show ends and you need to
Speaker 1: find a job. What if what if I heart doesn't
Speaker 1: let you back in the building. I can't think about
Speaker 1: these things. I can't think about these things. Brodie, I know,
Speaker 1: but you have to. I know. I guess we'll have
Speaker 1: this podcast. I have these memories. I have these memories
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, well there you go. You know what?
Speaker 1: Speaking of our podcast, Hold on a second, what big news? What? Okay? Well, well,
Speaker 1: tickle tickling? Yeah, yeah, I'm tickling with the very proud,
Speaker 1: proud some some news involving our podcast, which after this
Speaker 1: it's the boys podcast. Teasing it I do stop my
Speaker 1: wind up. I was teasing my heart to put us
Speaker 1: on a clock we were supposed to break four minutes ago.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you listen, uh, speaking of my heart,
Speaker 1: we got an email. Well, I sent out an email
Speaker 1: to the to a corporate shot, big shot in the
Speaker 1: heart podcasting world, and I said, hey, how come we're
Speaker 1: running commercials for other podcasts on our podcast and a
Speaker 1: lot of them aren't employees of I her radio. I
Speaker 1: think you should be running our promos on other people's podcasts.
Speaker 1: Down o the people's podcasts. And so that was before
Speaker 1: the pandemic, right, And so during the pan when the
Speaker 1: pandemic hit, he's today, we're putting a hold on some
Speaker 1: stuff and we've gotta bring out, rejiggered some things and
Speaker 1: figure to whatever. So when the pandemic, you know it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's winding down. I'm not gonna say it's over,
Speaker 1: but when people are getting back to normal, I emailed them.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, remember we talked about that. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So he said, well, if you got promos getting to me.
Speaker 1: So we put together some promos and we sent them
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be on as of next week. The
Speaker 1: week of Thanksgiving, they start and you're running on national
Speaker 1: podcasts around the country. That's what we're talking about. Let's
Speaker 1: get to listen to other podcasts and hear one of
Speaker 1: our commercials let us, let us know, let us know
Speaker 1: if you if you find it, if you hear it. Um,
Speaker 1: we're going global, Jerry Baby. So I'm actually excited because, um,
Speaker 1: I'm doing Thanksgiving at my brother's house this year. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing for Thanksgiving, Brodie. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: going to your mom's house. Oh, perfect, perfect, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not gonna be anybody there because my mom will be
Speaker 1: at my brother's house with me. That's why I'm going.
Speaker 1: Just break in, break in, get all the pictures of
Speaker 1: young Sky as a little bit. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: an interesting one. And I'll and I'll tell you why
Speaker 1: because I've for entire life, I was we always did Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: That was the one holiday we always did at my
Speaker 1: parents house in Brooklyn. So I've gotten so comfortable over
Speaker 1: the years that I you know, you know, over eat
Speaker 1: and then just you yeah, always, and then fall asleep
Speaker 1: on the on the lazy boy and we'll be watching
Speaker 1: watching the Cowboys game or whatever whatever it was. I
Speaker 1: would but but the point is I would get my
Speaker 1: sleeping in and I would sleep and I would be
Speaker 1: so good. They waked me up when it was dessert time.
Speaker 1: So between dinner and dessert. Now that I'm going to
Speaker 1: my brother's house with my sister in law, I gotta
Speaker 1: be on my best behavior because her family is from Kentucky,
Speaker 1: from the South, and they were all coming up. Your
Speaker 1: brother married a Kentucky girl. Her family is southern. Now
Speaker 1: she was born in New Jersey. But and and her
Speaker 1: but her her mom's side of the family is from
Speaker 1: the South. And know nothing wrong with it, but but
Speaker 1: Brooklyn and Kentucky are not similar. So she's got all
Speaker 1: my things. They are, but they're not the only thing
Speaker 1: we have there is Kentucky fried chicken in Brooklyn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so they're from the South, her her mother's side
Speaker 1: of the family, and they're all gonna be visiting, which
Speaker 1: is great because but at the same time, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be able to do my after dinner rituals
Speaker 1: because first of all, I'll be in my in foreign soil,
Speaker 1: which is my brother's house in New Jersey. Well, normally
Speaker 1: you do have an appearance, you go and get paid. Well,
Speaker 1: that was the other that was the other thing. Usually
Speaker 1: I I do that, you know that that event that
Speaker 1: I that takes me to Macy's. And we're not doing
Speaker 1: that this year. That's off the table but night. But
Speaker 1: beyond that, I'm now going to be amongst people I
Speaker 1: don't know. So I have to be on on my ship, right,
Speaker 1: I have to be like talkative, engaging. I've got to
Speaker 1: actually do so the offensive about Southerners, now, I would
Speaker 1: never do that. It's not about that, but it's more
Speaker 1: about I just can't check out. I can't go lay
Speaker 1: on a sofa like a big oath. I can't like
Speaker 1: pay attention to the game and not the people. I
Speaker 1: have to get to know some of the people in
Speaker 1: the room. It would be rude if I didn't. And
Speaker 1: not only that, I'm also going to be eating different
Speaker 1: foods because they bring different side dishes to the table.
Speaker 1: So I think a turkey a company that turkey is
Speaker 1: gonna be a honey honey baked ham. And then beyond that,
Speaker 1: we're having like these Southern dishes which I don't know
Speaker 1: what they are. Yeah, I'll report back to you know hello, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll listen to you. I think you're falling asleep and
Speaker 1: you're lazy boy. I'm like, where'd you go? But listening
Speaker 1: to you talk about your dinner? No, no, I you know, my, my, my,
Speaker 1: larger point here is, um, I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. Two A stay awake, be not be embarrassing,
Speaker 1: and you know, blow up a bathroom or something, you know,
Speaker 1: or see. It's just I like to be in the
Speaker 1: comfort of my own home to dress down. You like
Speaker 1: to be casual. Thanksgivings the holiday for me where I
Speaker 1: could just let it all hang out. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: supplying the Williams Sonoma pre brian turkey, I am, I
Speaker 1: am to your brother's house. Yes, it's it's that will
Speaker 1: be accompanied by the honey baked ham and what other
Speaker 1: these these southern dishes. What if these Kentuckians are the
Speaker 1: type that like a pre shot turkey. Well that's a
Speaker 1: great question. I don't know if they do or not.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna have to learn all new
Speaker 1: traditions and things that they may do at the table,
Speaker 1: you know. So so it's just gonna be a different Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. But this is like me,
Speaker 1: you know, being out in public. I have to dress
Speaker 1: up for this. I have to shave, I don't you know.
Speaker 1: Usually I like to wear a crappy T shirt with
Speaker 1: a hole in it. Some stains jeans that are just
Speaker 1: you know, my comfy jeans. You know the deal. So
Speaker 1: this is it's gonna be an interesting one. And and
Speaker 1: my my nephew Jack is turning too. It's his birthday
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, so we're gonna I gotta buy a you know,
Speaker 1: show up with a present, bring him an Elmo cake,
Speaker 1: you know that kind of thing. So what do you
Speaker 1: doing for Thanksgiving? By the way, I just googled Kentucky
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and apparently Kentucky and eat turkey with their hands only.
Speaker 1: That's weird to me. That's a joke. No, No, I
Speaker 1: just googled it. Well, dude, I mean you should see
Speaker 1: what I do to the bird. I'm I assault the
Speaker 1: freaking bird when I'm done cutting it, when i'm carving it.
Speaker 1: I carve because I carved the turkey in my house.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't even know if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be doing that this year. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: have a carving The man of the house, isn't he
Speaker 1: the carver? Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna be carving the turkey. And not to
Speaker 1: imply that your sister inlaw can't call the turkey because
Speaker 1: she's a woman. I'm saying, but he's it's his house,
Speaker 1: it's their house, but he's he's hosting it, right. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so I may be off the hook on that too.
Speaker 1: But if we're not making the turkey, right, I have
Speaker 1: when I'm in the kitchen, I'm carving the turkey. After
Speaker 1: I'm done. You know how you have the bird there
Speaker 1: and then there's some meat leftover, and is you pick?
Speaker 1: I pay, lick your fingers. Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 1: I I rip part of the you know, the part
Speaker 1: closest to the breast, off of the undercarriage, by the
Speaker 1: dark meat, by the thigh, but what's left underneath. We're
Speaker 1: talking about turkey, right, we're talking turkey. I love doing that.
Speaker 1: To me, that's the most flavorful and best part of
Speaker 1: the turkey. Do you put stuffing into turkey? No, we
Speaker 1: don't do that. Oh you're insane. Oh that's disgusting. That's
Speaker 1: salmonilla city. Oh you cook it long enough, it's great.
Speaker 1: And then you get that turkey juice stuffing inside in
Speaker 1: the ribs. Pull it out your fingers. That ship's dirty
Speaker 1: in there. You shove stuffing into the cavity of the
Speaker 1: It's called stuffing because you stuff it in. Listen, I
Speaker 1: think we're on this. I know a lot of slices
Speaker 1: do that, but that's not me and my family. We
Speaker 1: don't do that. We stuffed the turkey cavity with sweet
Speaker 1: smelling things, with apples oranges and beat them rosemary celery,
Speaker 1: no onion celery. We shove us salary in my turkey.
Speaker 1: We shove things in there that that will make it
Speaker 1: smell nice and a little aromatic, little fragrant for a bathroom.
Speaker 1: Body works turkey. I don't care what it smells like.
Speaker 1: You light a candle inside of it, noly sh it,
Speaker 1: it's not a lantern. And then by no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you've got it all wrong. You throw pot pourri in there.
Speaker 1: That's wrong with you. And then you you put you
Speaker 1: take this cheese cloth, but you put oh, you take
Speaker 1: the skin, and you put butter under the skin. You
Speaker 1: and then you put a cheese clush cloth over that.
Speaker 1: There's a whole way to keep it nice and juice.
Speaker 1: Realizing this poor turkey, no juicy and moist turkeys. That's
Speaker 1: what we serve. And now you, on the other hand,
Speaker 1: what's your stuffing. Half of it's gonna be burnt. Half
Speaker 1: it's gonna be no, not at all. Like all the
Speaker 1: juices in the turkey, the outside gets crispy and the
Speaker 1: inside gets moist. Mustastic, No, not mush juicy, I just saturated.
Speaker 1: There's something about fantastic. The stuffing that went inside the bird.
Speaker 1: It's just not my thing. I don't know. But what
Speaker 1: I've seen, the way you eat, that's where you draw
Speaker 1: the line. You I mean you, you, you. There's not
Speaker 1: a food that's come up to the radio station. You
Speaker 1: haven't gone off of some of that. And and you
Speaker 1: won't eat stuffing in the turkey. The our generations upon
Speaker 1: generations of Americans have been putting stuffing into turkey. But
Speaker 1: you're gonna be different. You're gonna do But for as
Speaker 1: many people that do that, there are a lot of
Speaker 1: people that do it my way. And then that is
Speaker 1: stuffing outside the first tradition. I get that. I'm a traditionalist.
Speaker 1: I want stuffing. I don't want I'm not a I'm
Speaker 1: not a corned beef with peppers and onions and all kinds.
Speaker 1: I give me bread. Stuffing, that's it. Read stuffing, stuffing,
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't want. I don't want sausage stuff already,
Speaker 1: and well maybe, ah, there you go. I give you
Speaker 1: a sausage sausage. I'll tell you what ground beef. You
Speaker 1: don't want to ground beef in your stuff. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I am doing for Thanksgiving for me personally now.
Speaker 1: Every year for Thanksgiving the radio show, our friends at
Speaker 1: Carmines and Virgils, not a sponsor, send up food for us.
Speaker 1: They usually do like a special Thanksgiving catering, and Carmines
Speaker 1: does a traditional They do turkey and sweet potatoes and
Speaker 1: cran bread stuffing and um and sausage stuffing and there's
Speaker 1: like eight things you can like. You can get a
Speaker 1: pre course like a pre pre made meal, take it
Speaker 1: home or eat it there. And then Virgil's Barbecue, which
Speaker 1: is up the block, they do a smoke turkey, so
Speaker 1: the same sides, but a smoked turkey, which I like
Speaker 1: on occasion, but I think I prefer the non smoked
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving if I'm thinking traditional turkey exactly so, because
Speaker 1: we're not doing it in studio, I called our buddy
Speaker 1: Glenn up and I see, Glenn, can I buy a
Speaker 1: little dinner for to action of the stuff I like
Speaker 1: like not. I don't need the full I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't want string being cast I don't want Brussels
Speaker 1: sprouts with bacon. I don't whatever that is. I don't care,
Speaker 1: I said, Can I just get like the stuff? I
Speaker 1: like the Dave Rody stuff you canna you with the
Speaker 1: David the sweet potatoes stuffing that you know, the non
Speaker 1: green stuff. He said, absolutely. So I'm going in Tuesday
Speaker 1: to the city, I think to pick up my specially
Speaker 1: prepared David Brodie Thanksgiving meal that I will eat Wednesday
Speaker 1: pre Thanksgiving. How about we're not going to share that
Speaker 1: with anybody. I got it for two if anybody in
Speaker 1: my family wants it. My wife doesn't eat turkey, not
Speaker 1: a fan of the turkey. My kids aren't either. They
Speaker 1: would rather have steak, the big steak fan for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: We've made turkey and then we'll make steak. You know,
Speaker 1: some some some people. Can you imagine that having venison
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving? Listen, you do what you want. I'm not judging.
Speaker 1: There are some place in the Midwest people do it.
Speaker 1: This probably places more in the South that do it,
Speaker 1: or you know, it's it's not a New York City thing,
Speaker 1: but it's definitely an American thing. You know, you eat
Speaker 1: what you eat, you eat whatever's around. If you live
Speaker 1: in a deer populated area, you know, the deer ends
Speaker 1: up on the table. What are gonna do now? In
Speaker 1: my area, we have deer roaming around and we have turkey.
Speaker 1: What I don't understand. I live in a in a
Speaker 1: popular populated town in New Jersey. It's not like I
Speaker 1: live in the sticks. But everywhere every year, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if they're running away from somebody or they escaped,
Speaker 1: but every year around Thanksgiving, I feel like we're by
Speaker 1: the campfire, gather around kids. There's a pack of turkeys
Speaker 1: that walks down the street. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: to say, come and get us your bitches, or look
Speaker 1: at us. We're not in the supermarket. Do you think
Speaker 1: that they're grandstanding? They're hot dogging? Yeah, because I don't
Speaker 1: think you're allowed to shoot turkeys in my in my
Speaker 1: my my part in New Jersey. I don't you know
Speaker 1: the Staten Island area which New York City. A couple
Speaker 1: year they are infested. There is today too. I see
Speaker 1: people's posting video currently on Instagram, there's a lot of turkey,
Speaker 1: turkeys and Staten Island. The problem is those you don't
Speaker 1: You un't you are what you eat you really wanna
Speaker 1: You want to shoot a wild turkey from Staten Island
Speaker 1: and you know it's been walking around pecking at the
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting garbage and muck all over the floors, and
Speaker 1: serve that for Thanksgiving? Would you do eat lobster? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know what they eat? So move on their
Speaker 1: bottom feeders. They eat the bottom of the ocean, right,
Speaker 1: which is right, which is one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: it's not kosher. Jewish people thousands of years ago decided
Speaker 1: that was bad, don't eat the bottom feeders. But with turkeys,
Speaker 1: I don't know. For some reason, it just seems more disgusting.
Speaker 1: While you shoot hunters don't hunt deer from like a farm.
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't go to like a petting zoo
Speaker 1: and shoot deer. Right. But while deer they eat, we're
Speaker 1: they eating eating grass and other animals poop. But I
Speaker 1: just feel like the turkeys on stand Island are just
Speaker 1: pecking around eating garbage. If deer don't eat poop and
Speaker 1: the vegetarians that you don't tell me that there I
Speaker 1: think they're herbivores. They only eat Yeah, I believe so,
Speaker 1: I don't. But but turkeys are doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: But they're picking it like really gross things. And you
Speaker 1: know so I wouldn't. I wouldn't chance it. Would you
Speaker 1: rather eat a Staten Island turkey or stuffing from inside
Speaker 1: the bird? Stuffing from inside the Did I tell you
Speaker 1: about the email that one of our top sales guys
Speaker 1: sent out. He phrased it wrong and got everyone excited.
Speaker 1: So you tell me based on I'm reading this now right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read take word for word what he wrote,
Speaker 1: and you tell me who, Well, how many people have
Speaker 1: access to tickets to this Broadway show ready for their
Speaker 1: For their big reopening, they have offered up two pairs
Speaker 1: for everyone on the show that would like to go. Oh,
Speaker 1: all that means anybody who wants to go gets two pairs.
Speaker 1: Read that again, Read that again. For the reopening, they
Speaker 1: have offered up two pairs for anyone on the show
Speaker 1: that would like to go. Yeah, that means that means
Speaker 1: if you want to go, here's two you can have
Speaker 1: four tickets. Right now. That's four tickets for everybody. So
Speaker 1: I wrote back, I'll take it I'll take two pair,
Speaker 1: and he wrote back, they're already gone. Well, how can
Speaker 1: they be gone? You just everyone on the show. He says, No,
Speaker 1: Danielle took the two pair. What do you mean the
Speaker 1: two pair? So what he meant was they've offered up
Speaker 1: a total of two pair and anyone else that's poorly
Speaker 1: Where who wrote that? Why? You know one of our
Speaker 1: sales guys, you know he wrote it or did somebody
Speaker 1: else wrote He wrote it was from his email and
Speaker 1: he probably did it really fast. He yeah, he didn't mean,
Speaker 1: he didn't mean any harm. But I was like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You wrote they have offered up
Speaker 1: to pair for anyone? Oh my god. But he meant
Speaker 1: two pair for anyone who wants it. So I didn't
Speaker 1: feel I had to rush. I was go, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a shower and get some lunch and
Speaker 1: then I'll email them. I was like, yeah, cut me in.
Speaker 1: So this massive Broadway show, their massive reopening on Broadway,
Speaker 1: contacts the biggest morning show, one of them in New York, right,
Speaker 1: it says, you know you have eleven people on the show.
Speaker 1: The whole point of sending radio people to your show
Speaker 1: is so that they'll do social media, they'll talk about
Speaker 1: on the radio. Right, don't you want as many people
Speaker 1: to go as possible? At least you want like six pair,
Speaker 1: five pair. No, Look, it's very nice for them to
Speaker 1: provide a pair. The theaters aren't huge. I get that,
Speaker 1: But the wording I was like all excited, like, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're all gonna go. This is great, fantastic. No, no,
Speaker 1: you're not going you think that that would get my
Speaker 1: hopes up? Now I got excited. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: now you're gonna try and call pull some broad bullshit
Speaker 1: on him and be like, no, I read that's what
Speaker 1: that's what it says. No free dessert. I can't do
Speaker 1: that for the not to the radio station. Hey, I
Speaker 1: talked up last week about the button my Calvin Klein
Speaker 1: button on my jeans, on my cap jeans, and I
Speaker 1: want to work and I you made a very very
Speaker 1: poor analogy too well about your floor mats. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you're talking about you know, A versus a fucking said Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that. So I did want
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to someone who wrote, UM,
Speaker 1: let me see if I could find his his Twitter. So, uh,
Speaker 1: I went into um, to work wearing those jeans. I
Speaker 1: finally put them on, and I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear them. What the hell I'll see if
Speaker 1: you know, Elvis maybe wants to make a topic out
Speaker 1: of it. He did not. He said, Brody, you're weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do a topic out of it. However,
Speaker 1: Amber Nichols at Nightmarrow M A. R Oh tweeted at
Speaker 1: me and you and said, I wouldn't ever be able
Speaker 1: to wear those gap jeans with the Calvin Climb button again. Heck,
Speaker 1: I can't even wear my victorious secret underwear with my
Speaker 1: pink bra. And they're literally the same brand meaning pink,
Speaker 1: meaning they're they're sub label pink, just separate divisions. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. That's scary. Jones is neurotic, so uh,
Speaker 1: Amber out neurotic to me. But did I mention to
Speaker 1: you about where my my jeans were on the big rack?
Speaker 1: Did I talk about that? No? You didn't. Were they?
Speaker 1: So you know that every dry cleaner, almost every dry
Speaker 1: cleaner has them. It's that big conveyor belt thing where
Speaker 1: they hang them in numerical order, so they break them
Speaker 1: down by tens and then they put yours in like
Speaker 1: two hundred and eleven would be in the two slot
Speaker 1: in the first one, right, so they can say they
Speaker 1: easily find everything. So they pushed the button and it
Speaker 1: goes around and goes up a little higher, and around
Speaker 1: and and down. How have you ever ever walked in
Speaker 1: to a dry cleaners and your clothing was right there? Never? Never, no,
Speaker 1: it was. It's always like in the back. So you
Speaker 1: have to wait for the thing to do a full
Speaker 1: circular motion. And it's going right here. Okay, So you
Speaker 1: know they're all numbered, right, So I give the guy
Speaker 1: and we've all done this, we've all done this. I
Speaker 1: give the guy my ticket, it has the number on it.
Speaker 1: He sees it's jeans and what else the give in
Speaker 1: the pair of jeans? I don't know. Let's just say
Speaker 1: it was it was a shirt to dry clean Okay,
Speaker 1: it was jeans at a shirt. I don't remember what
Speaker 1: the item was, but let's say it was. So he
Speaker 1: knows it's jeans and a and a shirt. Okay, as
Speaker 1: it's coming, I see it coming, I say to him,
Speaker 1: there it is. Do you think he fucking needs me
Speaker 1: to tell him where it is? Probably not? He's and
Speaker 1: the clothing is in numerical order. But for some reason,
Speaker 1: we've all done it. You did it, and then you
Speaker 1: felt foolish for telling him that, right, because uh, he
Speaker 1: probably gets that all the time and he probably rolls
Speaker 1: his eye, rolling in his head like, okay, another one
Speaker 1: of these idiots. Now forgive me. I don't remember what
Speaker 1: comedian it was, so if you remember that, you want
Speaker 1: to tweet me, that's fine. But it was last week
Speaker 1: and it reminded me of the incident at the dry cleaners.
Speaker 1: He was talking about going to Chippotle and saying, when
Speaker 1: we all do this too, we go to Chippotle and
Speaker 1: we pointed the thing we want, I'll have that of
Speaker 1: the corn, and you point to it as if the
Speaker 1: guy doesn't know where the corn is. He knows where
Speaker 1: the corn is. You're like, I'll have the pork and
Speaker 1: you point to it. Of the cheese, you point to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much, right, So I I don't next time you
Speaker 1: going to dry cleaners, don't tell him like, there's my coat,
Speaker 1: I say, he knows where. He's gonna stop on the
Speaker 1: two tens and get you and get it. Even even
Speaker 1: if he's off by a little, he can out down
Speaker 1: to ten. They're all labeled, So I just felt like
Speaker 1: I could see the look he sort of he didn't
Speaker 1: look at me. He turned away and looked towards the
Speaker 1: back of the place. That's how he made his face.
Speaker 1: I know that we used to do that Starbucks when
Speaker 1: I when I was a manager at Starbucks, I would
Speaker 1: actually train my staff. You know, they have the counter.
Speaker 1: It's like waist high when you go there. So back
Speaker 1: in the day when I worked at Starbucks, not only
Speaker 1: did we have the counter where you take the drink order,
Speaker 1: the register, and the counter where you put your your
Speaker 1: your your order up, but we used to have a
Speaker 1: long counter where all the beans were in drawers and
Speaker 1: you would choose which of the thirty types of beans
Speaker 1: from around the world you wanted, and you would buy
Speaker 1: a quarter pound, a half pound, of full pound, and
Speaker 1: you would tell us what type of machine you had
Speaker 1: and how you wanted it ground, a drip, a French press,
Speaker 1: a percolator, and so it's time for the percolator. So
Speaker 1: they don't do that anymore. They it's pre bagged, right,
Speaker 1: you don't you don't get to pick out one of
Speaker 1: thirty coffees. Right. But if people were stupid, and they
Speaker 1: often wore, especially back in the early nineties when people
Speaker 1: didn't understand Starbucks because I worked there when it was
Speaker 1: new to New York. I would I would tell people like,
Speaker 1: there were drawers at your like your thigh level, bend
Speaker 1: down to get stuff out of the drawers, and make
Speaker 1: all the faces you want, but when you pop back up,
Speaker 1: make sure you have a smile on your face. And
Speaker 1: so I would constantly see my employees bending down, opening drawers,
Speaker 1: tying your shoelaces and making faces like a motifucker. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's explain the French press again, because you couldn't
Speaker 1: make like a sour puss face. I think the dry
Speaker 1: cleaning guy did the same thing to me. I think
Speaker 1: he turned around as if he was looking in the
Speaker 1: back so he could make the face like this fucking
Speaker 1: guy thinks I can't find his fucking jeans on a
Speaker 1: conferyr belt that's numbered, so it's so scared. This is
Speaker 1: where you go, Dude, be careful. He could spit in
Speaker 1: your well. I don't think you could do anything to them.
Speaker 1: M not that, because I've seen it. Yeah. Hey, we
Speaker 1: were talking earlier about the fact that you made a
Speaker 1: surprise well we didn't say what you did. But I
Speaker 1: was doing it appearance the other night and I thought
Speaker 1: it was really cool. I wanted to point out the slices.
Speaker 1: I did this on the Big Show. But we give
Speaker 1: you accolades right now. David Brody not being paid for
Speaker 1: his appearance at as I've often done before, But you
Speaker 1: just Brody just shows up to Calandres where we're we're
Speaker 1: we're because we were giving out jingle ball tickets. We
Speaker 1: had a nice captive audience. Shout out to Shady Jew
Speaker 1: Mobster and his entire family. Shad Jew came out to support.
Speaker 1: He was wearing his old Brooklyn Boy shirt with the
Speaker 1: original six color logo with the circle around one yeah.
Speaker 1: And then Scary said he was going to be there
Speaker 1: from six to eight on Wednesday. I originally was going
Speaker 1: to record my Walkers and Torcos podcast at seven o'clock,
Speaker 1: but I I we bumped it a little bit later.
Speaker 1: We bumped it to seventh. So you put on some
Speaker 1: pants and you drove down the road and you come
Speaker 1: came to hang out with me. Well, I didn't drive
Speaker 1: down the road. It's it's fifteen minutes away. But well
Speaker 1: you did. With the point is you made the effort,
Speaker 1: whether the effort because I was already out. I was out.
Speaker 1: I dropped my daughter off somewhere and I was rushing
Speaker 1: home to do the podcast, and my co host said,
Speaker 1: you know what, can we back it up until seven thirty?
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, not a problem. So then I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, go stop popping on Scary. So I
Speaker 1: walk in and there this place, Calandras, has multiple locations,
Speaker 1: but the particular one not a sponsor of mine, but
Speaker 1: I've eaten dinner there many times. They have a full
Speaker 1: blown bakery set. So it's a lot, it's like a
Speaker 1: it looks like a strip mall on its own. It's
Speaker 1: a giant location and they have so you go in
Speaker 1: and so to the right is a giant bakery that
Speaker 1: they have prepared foods. On the left is a giant
Speaker 1: dining room and in the middle is a smaller bar
Speaker 1: type room with dinner tables. You can eat in there,
Speaker 1: and his TVs and a bar. And it's a little
Speaker 1: more intimate, a little more casual. Rather it's it's closed.
Speaker 1: And so Scary was hosting this event where you can
Speaker 1: win jingle ball tickets. So when I walked in, he
Speaker 1: was at the bar talking to a couple and I
Speaker 1: walked up next to him and I just stood there
Speaker 1: and he's a good time. I was. I was shocked
Speaker 1: that you walked. I turned around and there he makes
Speaker 1: a left. He looks to the left and sees me, goes,
Speaker 1: oh hey, goes back to talking to the people, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't double take ghost. He's very surprised to see me,
Speaker 1: so I said, oh, shady jew mobsters here. So when
Speaker 1: he said I walked up, he's got his back to me.
Speaker 1: He's eating dinner, and I I slapped him in the
Speaker 1: back of the head. He got up. I figured he's
Speaker 1: not going to get upset with me, so he gotta goes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I brought he's here. So we had
Speaker 1: a nice time, a nice time getting him and his family.
Speaker 1: Although I have I have, I have to call somebody
Speaker 1: out I do. I tell me, tell me how you
Speaker 1: feel about this scary I met his lovely wife, Meredith,
Speaker 1: and his little boy, and she says, oh, we've been
Speaker 1: listening to your show for five years. We love you guys.
Speaker 1: You know what we listened since you guys started. Oh
Speaker 1: we're big fans. At very nice. At no point did
Speaker 1: she say she was a fan of the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: But she said she loved the water He Show and
Speaker 1: she loves which is fine. He's a super fan, shady Juice.
Speaker 1: Here is the problem. Here's the problem. So we took
Speaker 1: pictures with the family, very lovely family. It was a
Speaker 1: pleasure meeting them. It was no, no, no, no, nothing
Speaker 1: bad to say about them. And they put the picture
Speaker 1: up and they tagged me, and his wife commented, so
Speaker 1: great to meet you guys. And I clicked on her
Speaker 1: profile and guess what, but she does not follow me
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Oh no, I'm very hurt. She's maybe a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn she's maybe a fan of the Big Show, but
Speaker 1: now the fan of the Brooklyn Boys. Now, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what I wanted to point out. So what the people
Speaker 1: at Calandras didn't know was that I showed up with
Speaker 1: trunk full of Brooklyn Boys merchandise I have. I had
Speaker 1: sweatshirts of the pizza slice, you know, the Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: I've sweatshirts for me, you know, from our items from
Speaker 1: our merch store. I had had the brand new I
Speaker 1: had ornaments. I had Christmas ornaments with me. I had
Speaker 1: I had Brooklyn Boys beanies. The were the new items,
Speaker 1: so I left them in my trunk because I'm about
Speaker 1: to bring them out with me. They're like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: let me just leave my trunk. Let me see what
Speaker 1: kind of crowd this is. And obviously they wanted to
Speaker 1: win jingle Ball tickets for Z one hundred New York,
Speaker 1: the radio station that I was representing, and I'm of course,
Speaker 1: I do my stick and you know whatever we're talking
Speaker 1: talking got on the m I C and at one
Speaker 1: point during the ninth there was a bit of a
Speaker 1: wall and I'm like, this is the time that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna unleash. I'm gonna go back to my car and
Speaker 1: unleash the Brooklyn Boys merch. But let's just see. So
Speaker 1: I said, hey, out there, you know who who here? Who?
Speaker 1: He listens to the Brooklyn Boys? Dead silence? Who see Shady?
Speaker 1: Jew was like yeah, And I'm like, no Brooken Boys
Speaker 1: podcast fans out there, and and it was again it
Speaker 1: was a little weird, and I'm like, I heard a
Speaker 1: couple of you know, usually because I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: makes a noise. I heard a whoo hoo, no id
Speaker 1: what whoo hoo? I heard a yeah. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: And then I sat there like, oh, well, when that happened,
Speaker 1: did Meredith yell at anything? Okay? In fact, Meredith was
Speaker 1: into my majority the people who did not say a word.
Speaker 1: So in my mind, I'm thinking like, Okay, I'm guess
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna walk over to my car and get
Speaker 1: the fucking Brooken Boys merch shot because I was about
Speaker 1: to me like if I would have gotten the response
Speaker 1: I was anticipating, I was gonna and they don't know this.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows us until right now. I'm letting the slices know.
Speaker 1: I was about to just literally, Brody, I had a
Speaker 1: ship ton of stuff I was gonna give away. I
Speaker 1: had one of a kind things that aren't even the
Speaker 1: merch store, you know, some of the test item stuff
Speaker 1: that we got. I was ready to blow it all out,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I had nobody here. You realize the
Speaker 1: stuff that you have in your car, I pay for
Speaker 1: half of it, right, Well, yeah, so you don't get
Speaker 1: to throw out Alan merchandise at you're app here and
Speaker 1: do that. Well the larger point here again once again,
Speaker 1: another larger point moment. Uh yeah, Brodie, Well I didn't
Speaker 1: know that, so I don't tell you. Then when I
Speaker 1: was there for like fifteen minutes. We took pictures and everything. Well,
Speaker 1: I thought there was gonna be a good time. Into
Speaker 1: the mic and he goes, oh, I got a special surprise.
Speaker 1: My co host David Brody from The Brooklyn Boys is here.
Speaker 1: And we hear the same thing like yeah who and
Speaker 1: then and and then a shitty jew bobster jumps up
Speaker 1: like yeah right, so I know is I know his
Speaker 1: real name now? And I still but I'll say it anyway,
Speaker 1: Um did not give away any Brooken Boys merch. That
Speaker 1: went over like a lead blown. So yeah, maybe in
Speaker 1: a future appearance where there's a lot of slices, a
Speaker 1: high concentration of slices, maybe I will whip out the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys merch that I left in my trunk. It's
Speaker 1: still there to this day. Yeah, scared. Do you remember
Speaker 1: a few episodes ago I talked about talk shows and
Speaker 1: game shows, the people that yell out from the audience
Speaker 1: what they think you should do this, box five, box five,
Speaker 1: like it matters, like right, prices right? They do do
Speaker 1: that all the time. The audience is screaming. They all
Speaker 1: yell out prices right, you know, why why don't you win?
Speaker 1: And come on down and you get to yell out.
Speaker 1: But it's the people that like they have to count
Speaker 1: the money three D five Okay, that's fine. They probably
Speaker 1: tell him to do that. But Jimmy Fallon often plays
Speaker 1: games that involve numbers. They do charades, right, we have
Speaker 1: to like pick a number off like this tower of numbers,
Speaker 1: and and like you pick number seven, then he'll read
Speaker 1: seven fish gerades. So Jimmy will always go, I went
Speaker 1: number shod I pick an audience yells out numbers. I
Speaker 1: still again. I started figuring out why anyone would care whatnot,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't mean anything. They're just numbers, right that
Speaker 1: you have no idea which ones are good clues. You're
Speaker 1: just yelling out numbers, yelling out something random. So he
Speaker 1: and so he plays a game called lie to Me.
Speaker 1: There's these giant boxes on like a rack, like it's
Speaker 1: three on the top, three in the middle. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: I think there's nine, ten boxes whatever it is, and
Speaker 1: the you and the select He and the celebrities sit
Speaker 1: on opposite sides of a table with a wall between
Speaker 1: them with a cutout so they can only see their faces.
Speaker 1: They can't see the other person's table and they pick
Speaker 1: a box at random, and they open it up and
Speaker 1: usually some crazy thing in the box, and you have
Speaker 1: to describe it to the other person or lie and
Speaker 1: describe something that isn't in the box, and they have
Speaker 1: to decide if they think you're telling the truth are lying.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift was not very good at lying. She wasn't.
Speaker 1: But that being said, you know Taylor's favorite number is thirteen. Yes,
Speaker 1: so there is no box thirteen. But here's what she did.
Speaker 1: When Jimmy says, I go pick a box, the audience
Speaker 1: starts yelling numbers. She goes right to box one. She
Speaker 1: didn't ask anybody's opinion. She wanted box one. So then
Speaker 1: Jimmy picks his box and he looks back to the
Speaker 1: audience and they're all telling what box to pick right.
Speaker 1: Then it's her turn to pick it out the box.
Speaker 1: What box do you think? She picked two? What number?
Speaker 1: Just right? So what box? Did she pick? One? One
Speaker 1: and three? Right box? So she completely ignored the audience.
Speaker 1: She wanted box three because thirteen is important to her.
Speaker 1: I give her major props. She knew what she wanted,
Speaker 1: she got what she wanted, and she wasn't gonna play
Speaker 1: the audience game. This is the three people yelling numbers.
Speaker 1: You can't make everybody happy anyway. It's the first time
Speaker 1: I've ever seen the celebrity just go fuck it. I
Speaker 1: want one and three yourself. I don't care what the
Speaker 1: audience has to say right now, Look Tailor. You know
Speaker 1: I'm a big I'm a swifty Legitimately, I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of tails person and as a musician, I've had her.
Speaker 1: I've had her take pictures at my desk at work.
Speaker 1: I've had to take pictures with my kids a few times.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. Bit twist, I go, I've seen him
Speaker 1: in concert many times. But I got a caller out
Speaker 1: on something. So she opens the box, the second box,
Speaker 1: and there's a joke book, a book that's not real,
Speaker 1: and it's it's Tales from the Golden Arches, right, and
Speaker 1: it's a book by Grimace, you know, the purple Purple
Speaker 1: Monster for McDonald's right. So she's not lying, she's legitimately
Speaker 1: describing the book. And she says to Jimmy, uh, there's
Speaker 1: a book here, and it says Tales from the Golden Arches,
Speaker 1: which is very specific if you're not good at improv. Obviously,
Speaker 1: you're reading what's there and there's a fuzzy thing on
Speaker 1: the cover, and it just says, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what this is. Grimace. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. So that he says, you're you're telling the truth,
Speaker 1: and she is, and he says it's Grimace. She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. She doesn't know. She says she's
Speaker 1: a no Grimace because it's not her time. I mean,
Speaker 1: jen Xers and above and and and boomers know who grimaces.
Speaker 1: But by the time millennials came around, they phased out
Speaker 1: all those characters. You were lucky to know who Ronald
Speaker 1: McDonald was. Isn't that a little bit part of pop culture?
Speaker 1: It's not especially the secondary in tertiary characters like Hamburglar,
Speaker 1: the Hamburglar, Nah, the fucking early Bird. What are those
Speaker 1: three pom pom fucking things? Guys. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: they that's the right there. That's a generation of Generation gap.
Speaker 1: Don't be don't be upset with her. I just would
Speaker 1: have thought her life on social media. She would have
Speaker 1: seen a thrownback video, not a shot. Remember the time
Speaker 1: I dressed as Frankinberry for Halloween and that would overtake.
Speaker 1: They thought it was Pinky in the brain. No, no good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you stressed as a Rick from Rick and Morty. Well no,
Speaker 1: that's it. No, people know. The kids knew who that was.
Speaker 1: I know, they thought you were they, But the older
Speaker 1: people thought you were Christopher Lloyd from Back to the
Speaker 1: Future Albert Einstein. But when I went to the dude.
Speaker 1: But I when I went to that party on Sunday night,
Speaker 1: everyone knew who I was because it was a younger demo.
Speaker 1: You have to play to your demo, and and and unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I mean the people listening to this podcast, like, how
Speaker 1: the fund did you not know Grimace? I'm with you, Brodie, Well,
Speaker 1: how old are you that you're listening right now? If
Speaker 1: you're if you're thirty years old and under, you're not
Speaker 1: really expected to know who Grimace is, you know. But
Speaker 1: if you're forty and over, you know, the mid thirties
Speaker 1: are a kind of a gray area. But if you're
Speaker 1: over forty, you're a gen xer. You as fucking lutely
Speaker 1: know who the Purple Monster Grimmas is, and the and
Speaker 1: and and the Hamburgler. You just, um, this is aren't jokes.
Speaker 1: I'm being real that's that's just life. I mean, I
Speaker 1: studied this stuff, believe it. I could not believe. I
Speaker 1: thought Grimace was global. I knew Grimace is the kind
Speaker 1: of thing you pay if if I saw that, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, there's no shot she knows who that fucking
Speaker 1: purple monster is because they haven't had those commercials were
Speaker 1: in the eighties and maybe Early Night and maybe this
Speaker 1: is a stretch. Four or five years ago, during the
Speaker 1: presidential election, a lot of people were posting videos of
Speaker 1: Donald Trump from eighties TV commercial where he's in the
Speaker 1: McDonald's commercial with Grimace. Oh, and I thought, again, you
Speaker 1: would have seen him in the commercial with Grimace. Right well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna like blow your mind right now
Speaker 1: down gen Z, which is like twenty five and under.
Speaker 1: If you show them the clown, they may not know
Speaker 1: that his name is Ronald McDonald. They might not who
Speaker 1: that know who that is? Um My kids and your kids, well,
Speaker 1: your kids are more educated in a But he sits
Speaker 1: out on a bench in front of McDonald's. He's on
Speaker 1: commer I listen, my kids don't watch broadcast telling Ronald
Speaker 1: McDonald hasn't been part of the McDonald's campaign or commercials
Speaker 1: or marketing in years let alone. Well, the Ronald McDonald
Speaker 1: house still exists. But they don't know. They don't know
Speaker 1: because they they decided like ten years ago that clowns
Speaker 1: scare people and it's a creepy thing. And they don't
Speaker 1: have him part of anything. The Ronald McDonald's thing with
Speaker 1: his face. You can't find that anywhere for for for
Speaker 1: years now, for years, he's still sitting on the bench
Speaker 1: in front of something he's not Maybe time. If you
Speaker 1: have an old McDonald's that have been there since had
Speaker 1: a farm, right, if you're old McDonald's that that's been
Speaker 1: there for like twenty thirty years, they haven't hasn't changed
Speaker 1: or gone undergone a facelift. Yeah, they they that might
Speaker 1: be there for nostalgic purposes, but no way, man, No,
Speaker 1: Look at have you been into McDonald's recently. It looks
Speaker 1: like you're you're in like a Chipotle or Starbucks. I
Speaker 1: I know that they've they've redone it. I No, I
Speaker 1: don't go into McDonald's right off. Everything is supermodern in
Speaker 1: their touch screen everything. I think I went into a
Speaker 1: McDonald's after Yeah, to use the bathroom. Yeah, my daughter
Speaker 1: needed the bathroom. So we stopped McDonald's. But other than
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need mcald story. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't need Mcdonald's've talked about this. They don't have fines
Speaker 1: catch up, they have fancy catching fancy. Hey, listen, we
Speaker 1: have some sound here that I'm pulling up the sound
Speaker 1: banks pieces. I think we should get to some of
Speaker 1: that you wanna get today. You're not gonna hit the
Speaker 1: commercial jingle while I tell you lit place sounds. We'll
Speaker 1: do that. That will take a quick commercial break. But
Speaker 1: all right, because I got a lot of stuff today,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Sound. What do you got? I got?
Speaker 1: I got three peas? Okay? Well is it really okay?
Speaker 1: So you're guilty of it as well. So there's a
Speaker 1: tragic story, possibly tragic story right now of a very
Speaker 1: famous Chinese and I say Chinese, I mean she's from China,
Speaker 1: Chinese tennis player. So she she she called out sexual
Speaker 1: harassment on a very powerful person in in China. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, China doesn't always have the same they don't
Speaker 1: have the same freedoms we have here. And there's a
Speaker 1: concern she may have disappeared because she criticized a powerful
Speaker 1: people so her name is spelled p e n g
Speaker 1: and her last name is spelled as hu a ai ye.
Speaker 1: And so you know when you when you design your house, um,
Speaker 1: according to Chinese symbolism, function to provide forgive me if
Speaker 1: I'm a little loft, but it's proper energy and proper placement,
Speaker 1: and you want to have things put in stone areas.
Speaker 1: This it's it's gotta go look it up anyway. The
Speaker 1: woman's name is not pronounced Functui. My bad. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. So right, So this is this is now
Speaker 1: a major newscaster on a major cable news Play the
Speaker 1: clip it's been nearly three weeks and then that's penge.
Speaker 1: Oh then I'm sorry, Uh yeah, play pengay one. She
Speaker 1: says that how it's supposed to be. It's been nearly
Speaker 1: three weeks, and the mystery is only getting deeper around
Speaker 1: Pung sway her well being. Pung is that the correct way? Yes,
Speaker 1: pung sway? Okay, that's right, all right, now play the
Speaker 1: clip of the woman who number two is the story, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the biggest stars in tennis. Adding to mounting outrage against
Speaker 1: Chinese officials, where is beeng Shui the latest missing Chinese athlete. Whoops, yep, pengway,
Speaker 1: she clearly fell into the feng shui category. We did again,
Speaker 1: I know you did, but you're not. So here's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again, especially with the name, Well,
Speaker 1: you're not sure how to pronounce it. The teleprompter should
Speaker 1: spell it phonetic you it's ridiculous. In fact, I'll give
Speaker 1: another example. I don't have the audio three. Well three
Speaker 1: was just an edited versions. You could hear say it again.
Speaker 1: Somebody produced a commercial that ran on our morning show
Speaker 1: for a movie coming out by Lin Manuel Miranda. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I heard this. I heard this. This is
Speaker 1: someone who has been voicing commercials for forty years. Let's
Speaker 1: get him on the phone right now. When he read
Speaker 1: the spot, he said, produced by Lynn Manuel Miranda. Now
Speaker 1: it's spelled Manuel or Manuel manual, but it's it's You
Speaker 1: shouldn't assume with names that people that are going to
Speaker 1: read the copy. But Spanish is usually Manuel. But but
Speaker 1: even you know, they could have written Manuel M E
Speaker 1: N W E L L. Because it's not going on
Speaker 1: a screen anywhere. It's only being read into a microphone,
Speaker 1: so no one's gonna see it. So spell it purpose purposefully.
Speaker 1: Spell it wrong. M A n W E l L.
Speaker 1: Spell it that way so the person can read it read.
Speaker 1: I'm only partially blaming the guy who did it, because
Speaker 1: he should have known better. But I'm blaming the people
Speaker 1: who gave him the script stopped leaving it up the chance.
Speaker 1: If the woman's name is punk Shu, I spell it
Speaker 1: p o n g pong. Don't spell it p e
Speaker 1: n g. No one cares how teleprompter. I'm not seeing
Speaker 1: it exactly. We got the Raiders fans, all the Raiders, Okay.
Speaker 1: I think it was Thursday Night Football or Sunday Night.
Speaker 1: It was the pre show. And Drew Brees, retired New
Speaker 1: Orleans Saints quarterback, used to play for the San Diego
Speaker 1: Chargers at the beginning of his career. And a little
Speaker 1: little known fact here for you. The Chargers had the
Speaker 1: number one draft pick one year and Michael Vick was
Speaker 1: gonna be the number one pick. They traded the number
Speaker 1: one pick to Atlanta, who drafted Vic second, and the Chargers, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry they drafted him number one. The Chargers traded down.
Speaker 1: They drafted La Dainian Tomlinson, who's a Hall of Fame
Speaker 1: running back, and in the second round took Drew Brees,
Speaker 1: who's a Hall of Fame quarterback. They got two Hall
Speaker 1: of famers in trading from Mike Vick, who will not
Speaker 1: be going to the Hall of Fame. So it ended
Speaker 1: up very well for the Sandy Go Chargers. But I'm
Speaker 1: telling you that because people like Drew Brees didn't play
Speaker 1: with the Chargers. Yeah he did. Then he heard his
Speaker 1: arm and they didn't think he was gonna have a comeback,
Speaker 1: so they drafted Philip Rivers and traded him to the Saints.
Speaker 1: But when he played for the Chargers, if you were
Speaker 1: hibout football, you know anything about football. The Chargers and
Speaker 1: the formerly Oakland Raiders had a huge divisional rivalry right
Speaker 1: playing the same division in California, the a f C West.
Speaker 1: They hated each other. So they're doing a little, I
Speaker 1: don't know, two minute piece on. There's a TV show
Speaker 1: coming out talking about the black Hole. The black Hole
Speaker 1: was the end zone in Oakland where the Raider fans
Speaker 1: would wear the armor and uh, the silver paint and
Speaker 1: look like something out of Mad Max like Warriors, like
Speaker 1: crazy like and those the craziest fans were there in
Speaker 1: the black craziest fans. So they're talking about So Drew
Speaker 1: Brees at this clip is talking about how he handed
Speaker 1: the bowl off to Ladanian Tomlinson, who scored a touchdown
Speaker 1: I think to win the game. But it was in
Speaker 1: the end zone where the crazy Raiders fans were and
Speaker 1: he talks about what they did, the fans did to
Speaker 1: the players, and then listen to the other guy talk
Speaker 1: about the fans celebrating there in the end zone and
Speaker 1: the black hole. They don't like that. Hey, gonna start
Speaker 1: off with maybe topcorn and tey nuts, and then it
Speaker 1: was beer, and then it was batteries. Black put your
Speaker 1: helmet on the batteries and ends. That was the old
Speaker 1: black hole there. Legendary, Yeah, definitely legendary. Great fan base there. Okay,
Speaker 1: so if you can make out what he said, a
Speaker 1: great fan base. Touchdown, Yeah, they threw popcorn at us
Speaker 1: and beer, but they started throwing batteries at us and
Speaker 1: we were getting welts on our bodies. They were throwing
Speaker 1: batteries at us. Yea. And the guy's response was, yeah,
Speaker 1: great fans. Yeah, they're great fans. Yeah. So we're celebrating
Speaker 1: there in the end zone and the black hole. They
Speaker 1: don't like that. Are you gonna start off, the maybe
Speaker 1: popcorn and keey nuts, and then it was beer and
Speaker 1: then it was batteries. Don't like put your helmet on,
Speaker 1: take off the shiner there. Yeah, definitely, and that ends on.
Speaker 1: That was the old black hole there. Legend Yeah, definitely
Speaker 1: is legendary. Great fan base there, great fan base there. Well,
Speaker 1: he meant it, he meant I can kind of see
Speaker 1: his point. They're so fanatical about the home team. It's
Speaker 1: a great fan base for the home team for the Raiders. Said, well,
Speaker 1: they're fanatical, they love their team, but they're not great
Speaker 1: fan You don't throw batteries, you can't. You can't reward them. Well,
Speaker 1: that's a great fan base right there, because they're so
Speaker 1: loyal they throw batteries and the other team. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: pretty chitty. That's the same thing in Philly. But I
Speaker 1: heard they did the Eagles. But the teams that are
Speaker 1: that are you know, I've been told when the fans
Speaker 1: down they get rowdy. They were. Actually the survey just
Speaker 1: came out and was it the Eagles that were the Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Eagles were amongst the rowdiest fans. The Raiders fans
Speaker 1: are and they moved to Las Vegas, so a lot
Speaker 1: of their fans aren't feeling it's could be, could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Eagles, Oh no, I've been to Eagle my
Speaker 1: brother in laws from South Jersey, so he had season tickets.
Speaker 1: So we us got Eagles games all the time. And
Speaker 1: it's it's ugly in a fun way. If you're there
Speaker 1: for the Eagles, it's great. If you're if you, God forbid,
Speaker 1: were like a Cowboys Jersey, You're not getting out of
Speaker 1: their life. You're getting out of there. Just downright stupid.
Speaker 1: And now I got finally, I got, I got one more,
Speaker 1: and I know what this is all about. I see it.
Speaker 1: I see the letters s D. Yeah, okay, if you
Speaker 1: didn't see Saturday Night Weekend, Pete Davidson was playing. They
Speaker 1: were doing a skit about Saturday in a sesame street
Speaker 1: because Big Bird got vaccinated and people complained whatever. They
Speaker 1: were doing a sketch making fun of it, right, and
Speaker 1: so they had Joe Rogan on because he's involved in
Speaker 1: the vaccinations, but it was it was Pete Davidson dressed
Speaker 1: as Joe Rogan. Now, Joe Rogan earlier in the week
Speaker 1: was saying he has a large enough penis he's able
Speaker 1: to do the thing we always joke with Scary about
Speaker 1: and so when you're seeing your own okay, that's well,
Speaker 1: that's what, that's what, that's what we We have an
Speaker 1: episode titled that with the Brooklyn Boys. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to give away the joke. But
Speaker 1: you can, okay. So you know how sesame streets like
Speaker 1: today's episodes brought to you by the letter M and
Speaker 1: the number seven. It's all random. They're not really sponsors.
Speaker 1: But Scary would be like M M, and I'd have
Speaker 1: to hit the jingle on him because he'd be mentioned
Speaker 1: with sponsors. So so Pete Davidson as Joe Rogan says
Speaker 1: the episode sponsor go ahead. Today's two sponsors of the
Speaker 1: letters S and D as an I can s my
Speaker 1: own d it's so of course I put that up
Speaker 1: on Instagram and so many people said they ripped you
Speaker 1: guys off, as if we had invented that phrase, right,
Speaker 1: but everybody else was. I got a lot of d ms,
Speaker 1: and thank you all for for pointing that out, and
Speaker 1: as your own d M, I didn't see. I still
Speaker 1: didn't see it. Did you get you? And I still
Speaker 1: don't see the episode. I can't wait, I said, did
Speaker 1: you get d MS or did you get s your
Speaker 1: own d M, that's my own d MS. I have
Speaker 1: to repeat the joking up attentions and scary. Wow, you
Speaker 1: don't even give me a chance to breathe with that button. Yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: you know, time is money. Money's time. Hey, it's time
Speaker 1: and time is money. I I with the mind on
Speaker 1: the money and my money on my mind. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: let's see here, I had something that I wanted to
Speaker 1: all up for you, but I want to want to
Speaker 1: pull up by the way I want. I'd like to
Speaker 1: point something out. Okay, you guys have all made fun
Speaker 1: of and I mean I see you guys, I mean
Speaker 1: the slices as well. You've all made fun of me
Speaker 1: about my six dollar home set up equipment. Okay, the
Speaker 1: first part you've you've increased it for a couple of millions,
Speaker 1: every millions of dollars equipment. Here, I will have you
Speaker 1: all know, have us know that it's a very affordable
Speaker 1: piece of equipment that if you're if radio is your
Speaker 1: career and you're really serious about it, and this is
Speaker 1: your craft and you want to go further, and you
Speaker 1: you you've built up a little bit. My point is
Speaker 1: producer Sam and best desist Andrew is sistant Andrew. Yes,
Speaker 1: they both bought what I have in my house, the
Speaker 1: road Caster Pro. So suck it, David Brodie, you keep
Speaker 1: saying I spent all this money in this equipment. Now
Speaker 1: you have other people that have done the same thing
Speaker 1: that I added onto it like you have. You've got
Speaker 1: special mounts, special microphones, special The point is the centerpiece
Speaker 1: of this production. The production workhorse is the road Caster Pro,
Speaker 1: which now I have turned other people onto. Obviously, this
Speaker 1: is not a boogie by if producer Sam and Andrew
Speaker 1: are are buying it. So I rest my case. I
Speaker 1: don't believe that you have the same thing I've seen
Speaker 1: you set up. No, it's not just that thing. You know,
Speaker 1: you've surrounded with more equipment. You know you have a
Speaker 1: UM the Brooklyn Boys Slices. It's a private Facebook group
Speaker 1: on on you know you and I are not members
Speaker 1: of it. Correct. However, if you joined some Facebook groups,
Speaker 1: like if you join a swap site you know, like
Speaker 1: you like, Let's say you want to be in UM
Speaker 1: Let's say Springfield, Ohio as a Facebook group. When you
Speaker 1: go to apply for it, it may say please answer
Speaker 1: these three questions. Do you agree you won't try to
Speaker 1: sell anything, you won't be offensive? You right, yes? Do
Speaker 1: you live in Springfield, Ohio? You're right yes? And um,
Speaker 1: you know what is the name of the statue in
Speaker 1: the park because they want to prove that you're from
Speaker 1: the town. That you could google it, but they ask
Speaker 1: you questions to make sure you're a legitimate Springfield, Ohio person.
Speaker 1: I joined the Mets group and it said who is
Speaker 1: your favorite player? Um, what's your favorite memory of going
Speaker 1: to UH baseball game to see the Mets? And who's
Speaker 1: their all time home run leader? Whatever? It was questions
Speaker 1: to prove your Mets fan. Do you know what the
Speaker 1: question is to get admission to the Brooklyn Boys fan page?
Speaker 1: What what is Brodie's drink of choice? We'll diet coke
Speaker 1: no ice, of course. And you have to say it
Speaker 1: in one word, that's not that's not so I love
Speaker 1: you know, but like I feel like that's that's really
Speaker 1: being exclusive. I'm sure, Well, yeah, that's really exclusive. Well
Speaker 1: that just means shady Jobop's wife can't get in the club. Right.
Speaker 1: If you want to be part of the brook and
Speaker 1: Boys club, you should make it a little easier than that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they let people who write die coke noise
Speaker 1: in three words get in. I'm no, but I'm saying
Speaker 1: they just changed the question altogether. Something we want to
Speaker 1: want to ask. No, No, that I think these are two.
Speaker 1: These are very in the room. I'm sure they. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's a fun question. It is fun. No,
Speaker 1: it's good. I just I feel that maybe you should
Speaker 1: just if you want to get more people into the group,
Speaker 1: just make it a little bit a broader of a question.
Speaker 1: I think if you're joining a fan club of a podcast,
Speaker 1: you've got a pretty good idea. What my favorite drink is?
Speaker 1: I mean we talked about it from episode one I
Speaker 1: think or two. I mean we talked about it ever
Speaker 1: we talk about so you know, alright, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Last episode I talked about renting the carpet cleaner. What
Speaker 1: two episodes ago? And did you get the Regina steamer?
Speaker 1: I got the extra hour because of daylight saving steamer
Speaker 1: makes carpets cleaner. Well, let's get to cleaner. So Andrew
Speaker 1: a benoint oh five to one b E N O.
Speaker 1: I T could be ben walk could be annoying, depends
Speaker 1: on well the balls. Okay, so he said in a
Speaker 1: tweet thank you for another quality episode of The Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: A little tip for about home Depot rentals. If you
Speaker 1: do a four hour rental three and a half hours
Speaker 1: before they close, you can keep the rental overnight and
Speaker 1: return it at nine a m. The next day nine
Speaker 1: and a half hours free. It sounds like you're kind
Speaker 1: of deal. That's my kind of deal. I like that
Speaker 1: a lot um. I do have a story of my
Speaker 1: my return trip to home Depot that I want to
Speaker 1: share with you, but I want to make sure that
Speaker 1: you don't have anything else you want to get to
Speaker 1: before I tell you. Know. I'm good. I'm good for
Speaker 1: today because I have the world is caving and I
Speaker 1: got seventeen thousand calls coming in. I've got I'm putting
Speaker 1: everything on silent. I like the new focus feature on
Speaker 1: the iPhone in the in the latest upgrade of the
Speaker 1: I the iOS, you could you have focused where you
Speaker 1: can just put the focus button on and you could
Speaker 1: have certain apps and things come through and other things
Speaker 1: go on mute or go fund yourself. Scary is focusing
Speaker 1: on himself. If you know what I'm saying, go focus yourself,
Speaker 1: Go focus yourself. You you're gonna yeah, so anyway, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so I put this, I put the focus thing on
Speaker 1: right now because we gotta finish this off here and
Speaker 1: uh yes, so so go right ahead, David Brodie, all right,
Speaker 1: So let me tell what happened at Home Depot. So
Speaker 1: you know, I rented the car machine a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago and it didn't dry properly, and so I
Speaker 1: got a little stink, a little mildew, moldy smell, a
Speaker 1: little yeah, yes, And I used the armenhammer baking powder
Speaker 1: whatever not that it's carpet cleaner. You you sprinkle it
Speaker 1: down and I vacuum it up, and it didn't help.
Speaker 1: It smelled like Armen hammer powdery smell and mildew didn't
Speaker 1: It didn't work for me. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: works other people, but didn't work. So I go back
Speaker 1: to Home Depot uh Saturday at one o'clock to rent
Speaker 1: it again. Now it's a twenty four rental. Now I know.
Speaker 1: On Sunday at one o'clock, what am I doing? Well,
Speaker 1: let's kick off to fan football and it's I play
Speaker 1: fantasy football. So I can't leave the house until I
Speaker 1: make sure that everyone's not injured. That I get all
Speaker 1: the advice from the TV shows, and I double check,
Speaker 1: and I get all the matchups to the last minute,
Speaker 1: because you know, if a defensive player might be out,
Speaker 1: you want to make some switches whatever. So I know
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be at home Depot Sunday at
Speaker 1: one o'clock. So when I rented, I say, look, I
Speaker 1: don't I'm not going to be back here tomorrow until
Speaker 1: two o'clock. Do I have to wait until two o'clock
Speaker 1: today in the parking lot to rent this or can
Speaker 1: I rent it today and you guys will just forgive
Speaker 1: me for the hour. So this guy Jim, who works there,
Speaker 1: older gentleman, the guy who's ringing me up. The woman
Speaker 1: I'm the woman is bringing me up has orange hair,
Speaker 1: but she's got black roots and like just orange tips
Speaker 1: like the Halloween. She says, well, Jim tells him the story.
Speaker 1: He goes, don't worry about it's an hour. It's not
Speaker 1: a big deal. She says, oh, because you know when
Speaker 1: you rent the truck, they pro rated if you rent
Speaker 1: the truck for four hours and you're over an hour,
Speaker 1: they charge of the of the four hour charge. And
Speaker 1: I don't worry about it. I'll be here worry about.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. It's fine, it's fine. I already see a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that motherfucker's not gonna be there when you show up
Speaker 1: with it. I rent and again, well and again. It's
Speaker 1: fifty dollar deposit to rent the machine. The machine is
Speaker 1: thirty seven dollars for twenty four hours, and when you
Speaker 1: return it, you get back thirteen dollars. That's how it works. Ye.
Speaker 1: So I rent the machine and I have two small
Speaker 1: fans in my basement and they they rent a blower machine,
Speaker 1: a giant blower with a fan and it goes and
Speaker 1: it blows the floor dry, but they don't have it
Speaker 1: on Saturday, went and there like shit. So I rent
Speaker 1: the machine because that's my time to do it. And
Speaker 1: I vacuum the carpeting downstairs in the den and the
Speaker 1: upstairs level where the kid's rooms are, because I also
Speaker 1: did that. It smelled a little bit. I do both levels.
Speaker 1: I go back the next day and I put my
Speaker 1: little fans on the floor and I move them around
Speaker 1: and I wrote that they're like, they're there. They're the
Speaker 1: ones that turn and I put them out and they're
Speaker 1: drawing the floor. The oscillating ones right. Well, the next
Speaker 1: morning I see, I see that the floor is still
Speaker 1: it's still moist. It hasn't started smelling it, but it's
Speaker 1: not drawing as fast as i'd like. I bring the
Speaker 1: machine back and uh uh. Glenn is working behind the
Speaker 1: counter at the return desk where you rent the machines from,
Speaker 1: and uh, Glenn. I bring the machine back and I say, hey,
Speaker 1: how much is the blower machine? Now? The machines are
Speaker 1: on a rack off to the side, and the up
Speaker 1: machines are on the floor because they have wheels, so
Speaker 1: you line them up and you put them under the
Speaker 1: first shelf, and on the first shelf, on top of
Speaker 1: each one of the three machines, it says thirty seven
Speaker 1: dollars carpet cleaning machine, thirty seven dollars carp clean machine,
Speaker 1: thirty seven dollars carp clean machine. Above the left one
Speaker 1: is the blower, and above the blower is spray cleaner.
Speaker 1: And the prices on the shelf above the blower are
Speaker 1: for the cleaning products, not for the blower. So I said,
Speaker 1: I said, Greg, hey, how much is the blower? He
Speaker 1: walks around the counter and over to the rack and
Speaker 1: he says thirty seven dollars, and I said, um, the
Speaker 1: blower is just a blower, it's not like a big machine.
Speaker 1: And there's no sign there. Yeah, the science has thirty
Speaker 1: seven dollars, I said, Greg, I don't wanna be difficult,
Speaker 1: but that sign is for the steamer. Oh, it's for
Speaker 1: both of them. Can you check now it's I'm sure
Speaker 1: of it. Well, by the way, did you really quickly
Speaker 1: google the the actual retail price this? Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: do that yet, because I could have opened up my
Speaker 1: phone and done it, and so I said, I would
Speaker 1: have been right there. I said, Greg, I understand you're
Speaker 1: sure that it's the same price, but you're you're the
Speaker 1: guy who just went around the counter to look at
Speaker 1: the sign because you weren't sure, right, But now you're
Speaker 1: sure because you want to look at a sign that
Speaker 1: isn't there, and now you're sure. Can you look it up?
Speaker 1: That's how much it is? I said, Well, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna rent it at thirty seven dollars. Why do you
Speaker 1: run into the rudest people, the rude he was being cocky. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, that's that's equivalent of rude in
Speaker 1: this case. So he I give him my name, and
Speaker 1: he looks me up. He goes, I, you owe me
Speaker 1: three dollars and fifty six cents for the steamer. What
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to get back thirteen dollars? Now, that's what
Speaker 1: it says. It says. It says here that it's forty
Speaker 1: three dollars for the rental and UH and the overage
Speaker 1: and everything, and all those three dollars for the six cents,
Speaker 1: I go overadge it's thirty seven dollars plus tax I
Speaker 1: get back like eleven dollars and change. I did it
Speaker 1: last week. He said, I'll print out the receipts. You
Speaker 1: can see it. I said, I don't need you to
Speaker 1: print out the receipt I rented it last weekend. It's
Speaker 1: thirty seven dollars plus tacks. I get back eleven dollars.
Speaker 1: So he says, I'm gonna print it out so I
Speaker 1: can explain it to you. I I don't need you
Speaker 1: to explain it to me. I said, you're you're overcharging me.
Speaker 1: So that he prints through. Seattle goes, yeah, you're late.
Speaker 1: I said, I was here yesterday. Yes, I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew it, and I was told by Jim. Now
Speaker 1: Jim's there, by the way. Jim's uh at a at
Speaker 1: a register like four registers down, A couple of registers down.
Speaker 1: I said, Jim was here, and so was the girl.
Speaker 1: The girl with the orange hair is standing at the
Speaker 1: next register. I said, this young lady was here. She
Speaker 1: rang me up. They both said, don't worry about the overage.
Speaker 1: He said, well, but you're late. That's what the price is.
Speaker 1: I said, Greg, I'm not paying the overage. They told
Speaker 1: me I could come in two o'clock. It's two o'clock.
Speaker 1: He goes, all right, I'm gonna get Jim to explain
Speaker 1: it to you. Greg, I don't need Jim to explain
Speaker 1: it to me. Jim told me I could have it,
Speaker 1: not a problem, no overage. By the way, he was
Speaker 1: trying to fuck you this guy, because he he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, what fun does this motherfucker. I'm gonna charge
Speaker 1: him every penny I possibly can, right, So so he
Speaker 1: so he calls Jim over and he says, um, Jim,
Speaker 1: this guy is claiming it doesn't matter that he's an
Speaker 1: hour late and we have to charge him the ext hour,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't want to pay the extra hour. And
Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain it to him. So I printed
Speaker 1: out the receipt. You could explain it to im. He
Speaker 1: tells me, I don't need to explain it to him,
Speaker 1: but he wants to explain to him. So can you
Speaker 1: explain to him? He has to pay the extra hour
Speaker 1: because I've tried and he's not accepting my response. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I'm sorry, sir, but I
Speaker 1: don't know how to help you. So Jim sees me
Speaker 1: and he says, calm down, Greg. I told him he
Speaker 1: could be late. He's absolutely right. And Greg's he's fuck
Speaker 1: because because he was like a trauma queen. He was
Speaker 1: very like he was getting all the Jim just like
Speaker 1: Jim just looked at me went because Jim's like an
Speaker 1: old guy's like walk slowly, doesn't care. He's looked at
Speaker 1: Calm down, Greg, just calm down. I told him right now.
Speaker 1: Greg doesn't want to look at me. Greg doesn't want
Speaker 1: to turn his head. He's not so so I said, hey, Jim,
Speaker 1: quick question for you. How much is the blower to rent?
Speaker 1: And Jim goes it's twenty bucks. Oh, for some reason,
Speaker 1: I thought it was thirty seven. I'll take the blower too, bad.
Speaker 1: Go fund yourself and by the way, blow me while
Speaker 1: you're at an asshole. Yeah. So Greg, calm down, Greg
Speaker 1: calm refund my money, and I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: take my refund, put it towards the twenty dollars for
Speaker 1: the blower, and I took the blower. He got his
Speaker 1: just desserts. Oh man, his face, he would not turn
Speaker 1: to look, rather than turn to me and say I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry. No, you know, because God forbid, he should
Speaker 1: eat crow. No he ain't crow. No, but he just
Speaker 1: didn't know. He didn't apologize. No, he didn't. He didn't
Speaker 1: say anything, He didn't eat anything. Sorry, So then should
Speaker 1: he could see a look on his face. So Jim goes,
Speaker 1: I'll ring up over here, David. So I went to
Speaker 1: Jim's register and Jim rung me up. So when as
Speaker 1: I'm leaving, I walked up to Greg, who wasn't with
Speaker 1: a customer. Said Hey, Greg, I'm not looking to make
Speaker 1: your day difficult. I said, you see, I'm sure you're
Speaker 1: a good guy. But in the future, when someone asked
Speaker 1: you for a price, you should actually look it up.
Speaker 1: And when they tell you somebody else said something, you
Speaker 1: should just go ask them that's all. It would have
Speaker 1: been much. I said, So I have a lovely day,
Speaker 1: have a nice day. He is the guy. Yeah, see
Speaker 1: you next Tuesday. Like it look like it was wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know what he you made your bet, now
Speaker 1: you lie in it. Yeah, man, he lied, he lied,
Speaker 1: He's I'm sure. Can you believe that? He was sure?
Speaker 1: It was thirty seven dollars? So even though he wasn't sure,
Speaker 1: he had to go. Look as we as we wrap
Speaker 1: up this week, we want to encourage everybody merch to
Speaker 1: go to the merch store, go to go to Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com. And I would like to say
Speaker 1: that I misspoke. Last week. I had said that if
Speaker 1: you buy any two items in the merch store, you
Speaker 1: get one of our awesome Brooklyn Boys Christmas ornaments for free.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no contre on you get all
Speaker 1: three for free. You get the set of three for free.
Speaker 1: And people were hitting me on the d M is
Speaker 1: like that sounds like too good of a deal. You
Speaker 1: sure about that or didn't you just say it's one. No,
Speaker 1: we confirmed with that guy Matt that yes, it is
Speaker 1: absolutely a set of all three. It is an awesome
Speaker 1: snow globe at the Brooklyn Boys logo, a Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: sweater with the Brooken Boys logo logo, and a gingerbread
Speaker 1: man with f you Abe seventy seven. So go there
Speaker 1: and get the end. We've added the new beanies and
Speaker 1: Beanies with Pom Pom version option if you're a pompomp
Speaker 1: guy like if you're a pompomp guy like Brodie, I
Speaker 1: don't know me not so much to the store. Ms
Speaker 1: Trish eighty three was the first person to take a
Speaker 1: picture of the merchandise and herself wearing the hat, and
Speaker 1: she wrote it's it's here, It's here, Winter can start now.
Speaker 1: And of course what do we do. We reposted it
Speaker 1: on our socials and the Brooklyn Boys social So go
Speaker 1: shopping and so we can give you a credit. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're right from from Let's do this Now. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So you get the set of three for free by
Speaker 1: any two items in the store and we're gonna hook
Speaker 1: you up, but we encourage you to please go visit
Speaker 1: because the this is only wild supplies last on the
Speaker 1: Christmas ornaments on that deal and our old school Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Christmas sweater Ugly Christmas Sweater is back and the
Speaker 1: T shirt version as well or the long sleep version
Speaker 1: of So please go visit the merch store, make purchases
Speaker 1: for people nice stocking stuff from one last thing I
Speaker 1: want to say, because it's timely, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff people sent me that I'm gonna read when
Speaker 1: we come back because we're not here next week. We're
Speaker 1: not here, and I wanted to give a special shout
Speaker 1: out to angel Hurst no relation to Brooken, to benson Hurst.
Speaker 1: Angel Hurst. A lot of people were very kind and
Speaker 1: commented on the picture of me and Scary that we
Speaker 1: posted that we took together at Scaries appearance on You
Speaker 1: look like first quarter Scary. What's the matter? Okay? So
Speaker 1: I sat out to angel Hurst, who wrote, you look good,
Speaker 1: you look like first quarter Brody. That was I wanted
Speaker 1: to read that angel Hurst road, Well, I I fucked
Speaker 1: up heard well you know great mindstig alight, angel Hirst.
Speaker 1: Time you've step it doesn't matter because you know what
Speaker 1: I thought of it. So I put it out this
Speaker 1: So I'm but I'm looking forward to first quarter of
Speaker 1: Scary because we're close to that. Yeah, we're Scary. We'll
Speaker 1: join me in findom I'm looking at fifth quarter scary
Speaker 1: right now, that's what I'm looking like. I'm an ot
Speaker 1: as some of the slices I would like to apologize
Speaker 1: for standing next to in a picture. Scary. No, you
Speaker 1: look good. I don't think you look bad at all
Speaker 1: now I know, but I look bad for me and
Speaker 1: what I want to look like. You know, I got
Speaker 1: I got a case to the puffy face I I
Speaker 1: didn't talked about on the air this morning. By the way,
Speaker 1: puffy Face changed his name is he's just not face face.
Speaker 1: Yeah for p Facy, I think I'm p Facy. No,
Speaker 1: I gotta get the puff out of my face. They say, oh,
Speaker 1: you got this great oil and this great serum that
Speaker 1: you could scrub on your face, that you put on
Speaker 1: your face, and then you use this thing to drain
Speaker 1: out all the toxins. Every morning you dreams toxins out
Speaker 1: of your Anyone died from the toxins. Are talking about, Oh,
Speaker 1: the gut medicine. We'll get the toxins out of your gut.
Speaker 1: That flora takes care of the toxins. My uncle Jim died,
Speaker 1: How would he die if he had toxins? Skin? Toxins?
Speaker 1: He didn't get scrub his face. You know what works
Speaker 1: on the deep puffiness. I've learned recently saying no to
Speaker 1: Chinese food and donuts. You're gonna get some Chinese this weekend. Bro, No, no,
Speaker 1: I haven't a Chinese food in two months. Oh my god. Yeah.
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