1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of hel Give you this 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: COVID nineteen one edition. I'm your host, Cold Stratton and 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 1: for Kevin Pollock, let's meet miss Shelley in a brand 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: new crazy order. Let's say hey to Chris Alvarado. Hey Chris, 5 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: what will be the big thing in twenty years? I 6 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: think sleep is going to make a huge comeback because 7 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: right now we're like busy, busy, busy, on the go, 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: on the going to go. I think it's gonna be 9 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: like very hip to get like twenty hours sleep, you 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's going to be hip 11 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 1: as fuck. It's gonna be kind of a hibernating nation. 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 1: Hibernation d dude, Yeah there, I claimed that for my 13 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: improv two Hybernation the Christians drop e what was that Hybernation? Drop? 14 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: Next up, Joey, Joey, I heard you invented a new instrument. Uh, 15 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: tell us about it. Oh my god, you guys are 16 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: gonna go. You guys are gonna freak your asses. So 17 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: what I've done is you can use any anything in 18 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: your house. This is the best part. It's not it's 19 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: not just a wind instrument. It's not just a string. 20 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: And someone it's it's not and it's any any kind 21 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 1: of instrument that you've ever thought of. If you have 22 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: this is crazy. Anything in your house you're gonna be 23 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: able to use. You're gonna be able to take apart 24 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: build based on the schematics that are are open trade. 25 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: What's it called open open? It's not open source. That's 26 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: not the word I'm looking for. It's open um mouth 27 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 1: the hell's the word of what? Mouth? No, no, don't 28 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: interrupt if you don't have an idea, okay, Uh, it 29 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't matter. Look, yeah, you give me your email, 30 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: email you this information, okay, and then you're gonna be able. 31 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: It's because it's anything in your house. Right So let's say, 32 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: for instance, you've got a you got a pound of pork. 33 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: I think I can speak for us all when I 34 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: say it that we're all freaking our ass this right now. 35 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 1: So get job. Everybody said, Hi, a tool sing a? 36 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: What's your go to snack at a ball game? U? 37 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: I get cracker jack. That's if they still sell them. 38 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: I try to get cracker jack. No, hot ducks. You 39 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: didn't get that away from me. I don't need it, 40 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,239 Speaker 1: you know. Uh, that's that's going conventional, you know, like, hey, 41 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: let me just march and step with everybody else. I 42 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: don't do that. I do different stuff if they don't 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,239 Speaker 1: have stretch the fourth inning, Yeah, yeah, exactly. If I 44 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: want to sing, I sing. So I enjoyed the chocolate 45 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: malts back around the seventh inning. Those are awesome. The 46 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: only face average, that's just no one no other time. 47 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: But says frozen beer about his favorite. That's his favorite treat, 48 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: Like a slushy beer. I don't know. I don't know 49 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: what skunk a beer? He says, yes, so, yeah, a 50 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: slushy beer. Uh, guys, say hello to Craigs Gay, Holy 51 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: sh it, Craig, Holy sh it. Indeed, Craig. What was 52 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: the first movie you remember seeing in a theater? Uh? 53 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,799 Speaker 1: The sound of music. That's how you're supposed to say 54 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: the titles. People don't know that. I wish it had 55 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: been Oklahoma. That would have worked better. But nice And finally, 56 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: James Teney, James. We all had a signed reading growing up. 57 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: Was there a book that you were signing that you 58 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: just couldn't stand? Um, let's see. I guess well, I 59 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: didn't really like reading when I was a kid so 60 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: much as I was really good at reading the back 61 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: of the book and being able to just sit along 62 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: and be part of the conversation and yes, hand thing 63 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: and be like no one ever knew. I didn't read 64 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: the books. In fact, had an award one Battle of 65 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: the Books. I won Battle of the Books in sixth 66 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: grade and didn't read a single book. What is Battle 67 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: of the Books? It was? It was a competition where 68 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: a bunch of kids would read as many books as 69 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: they could on this list, and then they would have 70 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: trivia questions asked. Yeah, and I was great at it. 71 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: I mean you could just with like hearing a question, 72 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: you would just have to be able to say what 73 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: book that went to you. This doesn't seem like you 74 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 1: have the good skill of knowing how to like recite 75 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: book information. Is more as that you're compulsive liar. You'd 76 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: think that it was a compulsive liar, But I've had 77 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: this conversation before. Well, I might be compulsive, but it 78 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: is absolutely not. What was what's the word, Joey? You know, 79 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: because we had a stological I'm not a pathological lover. 80 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: I might be a compulsive flyer. Uh, you lie all 81 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: the time? You get off to it. I put the differences. 82 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: I have control over it, so I don't think it 83 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: is compulsive. I'll side with you in the book thing, James, 84 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: because occasionally I hadn't done the reading it and the 85 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: test came up. I remember that for To Kill a Mockingbird, 86 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: which I did read later, which I loved, but I 87 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: hadn't read it when the test came up and had 88 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,919 Speaker 1: character identification, and I was able to successfully argue a 89 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 1: point where it said identified Mr Cunningham, and I wrote 90 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: Richie's dad on happy Days and it's it's like it 91 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: doesn't stay in to Kill a Mockingbird anywhere a piece 92 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 1: of paper, so he's like a damn smartass. And I 93 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: got one point on that. So there you beat them. 94 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: I mean, since I gamed it, I told I read 95 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: a lot of books, and I enjoy it as a kid. 96 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 1: I didn't want anybody tell me what I had to 97 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: do right now. His eyes went up. Oh, let me 98 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: just don't right now. It's Willow title. Those are things 99 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: around James right now, All right, let's do a damn show. 100 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: All of our scene suggestions are gathered from listeners, emails, 101 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: or from our Patreon v I p s to become 102 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: a Patreon supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content 103 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: and other perks. 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By the way, tell James 116 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: I love his short news short show and I always 117 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: end up with the theme song stuck in my head 118 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: for the rest of the day, and I love that too. 119 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 1: Please disregard the weird formatting of this message, but I 120 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: drank too much coffee and I'm really excited about everything. 121 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: Stay crazy, please, Hi, I think if you're calling Numbers 122 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: and Unions Incorporated how can I help you. I'm trying 123 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: to convert I've got it's about the size of it's 124 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: about the size of a dollar bill, so three inches, 125 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: but I need to be able to put that into kilometers. Okay, 126 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: give me one stec I'm gonna put you on hold. Hey, Bobby, 127 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: we got a dollar bill conversion. Are you available? What 128 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 1: are you converting to euros or? Yeah? Two kilometers? He 129 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: has a three inch dollar bill and needs to convert 130 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: to kilometers. To convert a dollar bill into kilometers, can 131 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,559 Speaker 1: I just forard him to you? Please, I'm just taking 132 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: the calls here. I'd love to take this one. Give 133 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: me one second. Hi there, I'm not going to transfer 134 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 1: you to one of our numbers and unions experts. Thank you. Okay, Uh, 135 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: this is Bobby b on uh P Hi Bobby. Uh. 136 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: My name's Jared. I'm just calling it because I've got 137 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: this three dollar bill. I'm sorry. That was ridiculous. Really, 138 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: it's not I I missed spoke, Bobby. It's a dollar 139 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: bill typically here in America, it's three inches long, and 140 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: I'm trying to convert that into I'll tell you what's three. 141 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: I think you were calling numbers in units Incorporated. How 142 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: can I direct your call? And man? Uh, me and 143 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: my friends are trying to figure out, like how how 144 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: many kilometers is a fuck ton? Okay, give me one 145 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: second place, Hey, Ray right? Yeah? Ray b oh that's me, 146 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: that's right? Yeah yeah right? Um? Can you do you 147 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: have time to convert um to somebody wants to know 148 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 1: how many units are in a ton? Can I transfer 149 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: them to you? Please? Yeah? Yeah, give me one second. 150 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,720 Speaker 1: Hi there, um, I'm transferring now to one of our 151 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: Numbers and Units experts. Hey, y by, yeah, meet, My 152 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: boys are one and we're driving in Canada right now. 153 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: And how many kilometers is a fun ton? Because that 154 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: seems to be what we have left on this drive. Yeah, 155 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: a shipload shids ton? Yeah, shipload in Canada. If you 156 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: try that ship in Mexico you will get fucked. Okay, 157 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 1: all right, where you guys going Manitoba? I don't know why. 158 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 1: We just got drunk and picked it on a map. 159 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 1: So I heard my dad's from Manitoba. Thanks for calling, 160 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,200 Speaker 1: Numbers and Units Incorporated. How can you write your call? Well, 161 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 1: I mean I so I have a question and I 162 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 1: just need your help. Alright, So I have this is 163 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 1: this is a question that has been in hot debate 164 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: with me and every and all of my girlfriends. Were 165 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,280 Speaker 1: in a book club. Alright, we're reading a book. Don't 166 00:09:54,320 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 1: ask which book? Okay? Alright? And is it little fires everywhere? 167 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: Do not ask what book? Okay? I said that. I'm sorry, 168 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,080 Speaker 1: Please go ahead with your questions. So I wanted to 169 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 1: know what is the difference between centimeters and sins? Great? 170 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 1: Give me one second, hey, Ray Jr? Right? Yeah, yeah, Um, 171 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: are you available for a call? Somebody wants to know 172 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:28,280 Speaker 1: I want to convert centimeters to sinse? Well yeah, yeah, 173 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:32,600 Speaker 1: shun it through second? Hi there, um? Is it Devil 174 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:37,560 Speaker 1: in the White City? Do not ask? Okay, do not ask? 175 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 1: I transmar recall to one of our numbers and Units experts. Hello, 176 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:47,120 Speaker 1: this is Ray Jr. You've got a question about numbers 177 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,880 Speaker 1: and units. I mean, I guess I don't know. Look, 178 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:55,679 Speaker 1: I'm trying to what's the difference between sins and centimeters? Oh? 179 00:10:55,880 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: Can I be completely honest with you? I I didn't answer. 180 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 1: You don't know what my answer is here. You don't 181 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: get to speak until I say if you can or 182 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:11,719 Speaker 1: cannot be completely honest with me. All right, So what 183 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 1: we're we're reading Jane Austin Sense and Centimeters. Yeah. Now, look, 184 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 1: I heard from a very very reliable source that this 185 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,079 Speaker 1: book not only is drama field, but hot and juicy. 186 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 1: It's like you're just budding into a really hot corn 187 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,080 Speaker 1: dog right at the fair, and you know that hot 188 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: hot meat two juice just squirts on you burned skald, 189 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 1: but it cools quick cool. Sorry, you've pushed us the 190 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,200 Speaker 1: wrong directions too many times, like I did not enjoy 191 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: fifty cents of gray. Okay, berniee, I see what's that? 192 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was it was part of 193 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 1: the whole power series. I loved it. Hi. Thank If 194 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 1: you're calling Numbers and Units Incorporated? How can did you 195 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 1: write your call? Where's your your what's your mailing address? Gray? 196 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:03,959 Speaker 1: Be you? Winter Million Dress says it was a prank. 197 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 1: I was trying to prank. Listen to this tape on 198 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 1: prank calls. Lit's it up. Everybody got a new guy 199 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 1: going in, alright, and this this new guy, this from 200 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: a new place, all right, from somewhere in Europe, Scandinavia, 201 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 1: craping on dailies. But he's coming in, him and he's 202 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,959 Speaker 1: gonna he's gonna be shadowing each and everyone, all right, 203 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: so nobody's shadows Bobby b Bobby relaxed. Okay, Jesus Christ, Yeah, 204 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 1: I know who it is. I'm looking at you. I know, 205 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: just because of Ray Jr. People need to clarified. But 206 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:47,479 Speaker 1: I see that's my point. But he's you're you're Ray. 207 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 1: I'm just I was just curious if, like, if you 208 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,360 Speaker 1: weren't the owner's son, would you be in this position. Oh, 209 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 1: you know, that doesn't even bother me. Man, You know, 210 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: nepotism doesn't bother me at all. I live in lap luxury. 211 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 1: I enjoy it, alright, just enjoy having a dad. My 212 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:08,680 Speaker 1: dad only from Manitoba and I never met him. There's 213 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 1: a ton of nepotism in this company. Thank you for calling. 214 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,360 Speaker 1: Numbers and Units Incorporated now with a new Scandy Navy 215 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,240 Speaker 1: and experts. How many you write your call? Hi, I'm 216 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 1: trying to discuss the I want to convert light years 217 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 1: and I'm not exactly sure what unit light years starts, 218 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 1: and but I'd like to convert it into the Imperial system. Okay, 219 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:35,959 Speaker 1: I mean one second, Hey, new guys, Yes, which from 220 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,920 Speaker 1: you guy, the one who started here on Tuesday? Who 221 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,200 Speaker 1: started hearing to just let them both handle it. Oh okay, 222 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,880 Speaker 1: maybe okay, oh yeah, you know what, I'll throw this 223 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: out to either one large Which one are you? I 224 00:13:50,840 --> 00:14:01,640 Speaker 1: have large by and I available for a drink after 225 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 1: work if that's something interests you. Don't mention it around 226 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,720 Speaker 1: RAYB though he'll get a little any who. Um, I 227 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,720 Speaker 1: have a color on on the line who wants to 228 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,400 Speaker 1: convert light years into other units of measurement. Could one 229 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: of you into that? Yeah? I think we're both do 230 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 1: it together. Okay, give me one say hi there, um, 231 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: you will now benfer to two of our numbers and 232 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 1: units experts. How exciting for me. Hello, this is Laras 233 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: B and this is large C. Together we are large is. 234 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 1: It's fantastic. This is important because I'm working with some 235 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 1: space I'm working on the space program, and I need 236 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 1: to make sure that I'm converting this into the proper 237 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 1: imperial form. So I've got light years, and it's important 238 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: that this is exact. So I need to know what 239 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,800 Speaker 1: light years starts in and it needs to make sure 240 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,880 Speaker 1: that it ends in imperial Okay, so you're in the 241 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 1: rebel format right now. I honestly don't know the equation 242 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: that I'm looking at is just saying light years. Okay, 243 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 1: And you work for the Space program. I work with 244 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,400 Speaker 1: the Space program, but we're working with people outside of 245 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: the Space program. And I used the word people very loosely. 246 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:14,960 Speaker 1: These are justin I'm looking over at your report here, um, 247 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 1: and you you've repeatedly wrote lightsabers, this is of light years? 248 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,360 Speaker 1: Is that something? It was? I was quickly writing, I 249 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: must have I must have lightsabers in my mind, I 250 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: was just it was meant to meant to write like 251 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 1: light years are you were the Empire? You know that, right? 252 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 1: We've been trying to rid the cosmos of the Jedi? 253 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: You know that, right? Sure? Sure are you trying to 254 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: code in some kind of rebel message? And no, oh no, hi, Ray? 255 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 1: Can I come into your office? I know your dad 256 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 1: owns this, so you could be the best office here. 257 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 1: Can I step in? Okay? Um? First of all, I 258 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:00,440 Speaker 1: love working here. I love working here. Um. I was 259 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 1: wondering if maybe we could have Ray b transferred. I mean, honest, 260 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: I hadn't about that far. He's just we went on 261 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 1: a couple of dates, and you know, I gave it 262 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,800 Speaker 1: up to him very easy. And now he feels like, 263 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,120 Speaker 1: you know, we were an idol and you know I 264 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 1: give it up easy, you know from experience. I mean, 265 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,320 Speaker 1: we have Ray JR. Oh gosh, I'm just lose my 266 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 1: mind today. I don't know. Can you transfer somebody? Everybody? 267 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,720 Speaker 1: This is Ray B. He's new to the Manitoba chapter. 268 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:38,200 Speaker 1: Let's give a good round of appost for Raybi. Okay, okay, well, well, 269 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: got a Ray B here. So it feels like we've 270 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 1: got so many rabies in this company. It's like we've 271 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 1: been bit by a wild animal. Sorry I'm late. What's 272 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 1: going on here? Oh you missed a great joke, a 273 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,960 Speaker 1: great joe all we can do it again. Then, hey, 274 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 1: let's do it again. Okay, very this is I don't 275 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: know though, it feels like the moment passed. Just see 276 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,679 Speaker 1: what it is. So we have a new employee here, 277 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,520 Speaker 1: this is ray B. And then, oh, we already have 278 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,080 Speaker 1: so many rabs. It's like we've been bit by a 279 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: bit by a raccoon. Well, oh that's good, more specific 280 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:22,440 Speaker 1: this time? Something there? I think, Yeah, I guess it did. 281 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: Used to these jokes wouldn't work, that's for sure. Maybe, Um, 282 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:32,159 Speaker 1: do you look like someone I used to know? There 283 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: was actually one of the things about somebody turned off 284 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 1: the radio. This is important. Sorry, don't really boss us around. 285 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,919 Speaker 1: You just started working here. You know, we'd like to 286 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 1: have albiet music playing in the background. Sometimes it goes 287 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 1: in and out. That's why I don't. Okay, well, just 288 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: sometimes go to a album. He was hot there. He 289 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 1: played Okay. Well, what I was trying to say is 290 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaker 1: he learned the hard way. Don't play that song first 291 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 1: and every and leaves that for the very very You 292 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 1: get to your point because we got barn Nick and 293 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: ladies coming I don't know about fourteen minutes then coming up. 294 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,280 Speaker 1: We're just saying, um my, my mom told me that 295 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,320 Speaker 1: my dad is from Man. I told I've never met him, 296 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,480 Speaker 1: and uh but they she said that I'm named after him, 297 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: So either Ray or be but uh, just I'm excited 298 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: to be working here. You know, what exactly do you 299 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,600 Speaker 1: guys that know hi? I think it's calling numbers of 300 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 1: units incorporated? How many right? You're calling? Oh, man, he's 301 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,879 Speaker 1: been shot. Man, he's been shot. I don't know what 302 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,880 Speaker 1: else to call. What kind of gun? What kind of gun? 303 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know the caliber size that 304 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 1: it's hard to determine. I don't know. It's like the 305 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 1: size of my thumb. I guess caliber from cling? Okay? 306 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: And how many? How many times was the man shot? 307 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:58,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, three? Four, three or four? Okay, give 308 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,400 Speaker 1: me one second. Hi, everybuddy, UM, have you can listen up? Hey? 309 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,719 Speaker 1: What's up? What with the nine one one gang? Are 310 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,320 Speaker 1: you taking our fucking phone calls? Um? You'll have to 311 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,200 Speaker 1: speak to Ray No, no, no, no no no no no 312 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: no no no. We talked to you, all right, our 313 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,920 Speaker 1: whole gangs here, crazy Petz here say what's up? Crazy Pete? 314 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:26,159 Speaker 1: Silly Susann's here's say what up? Silly? Stop? Oh sorry, 315 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: Silicia's aunt j J. So what's the issue exactly? You're 316 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 1: taking our calls? You don't see us taking your calls 317 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: and changing the units and measurements? Alright, look at the 318 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 1: customer calls the other one. If they want nine one one, 319 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: they call you. If they want one, they call us. 320 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: So well, if they don't stop, there's going to be 321 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:54,159 Speaker 1: an emergency. And then who are you going to call? Ghostbusters? What? What? Tito? 322 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: Punch him? I'm a woman, Ray B Senior. You might 323 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,080 Speaker 1: call units and measures because I need to know how 324 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,399 Speaker 1: many cups are in this finding I can't remember, so 325 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: go ahead and give them a call. Okay, there, what 326 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:14,680 Speaker 1: are you doing here? I'm a Raby sor. I came 327 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 1: back to get some of my things better. I better 328 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:24,639 Speaker 1: get a raby shot all right, because there's now just 329 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 1: overthinking it right, let it go, closing time, semi sonic. 330 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: It is her life. Yeah, we know they're not Canadian, 331 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:43,760 Speaker 1: but it's okay. General Acbar, I've got to We're gonna 332 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,600 Speaker 1: have to stop these transmissions with each other. I'm busted. 333 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:51,240 Speaker 1: I I'm I'm probably gonna get thrown out the air shaft. 334 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 1: Uh So you're gonna have to stop sending and and 335 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,000 Speaker 1: and whatever coordinates I gave you. You're just kind of 336 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:03,640 Speaker 1: have to follow for now. Oh you up? What you up? 337 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm I'm I'm I'm right now. If you're 338 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 1: speaking in code, I'm gonna have to respond in code 339 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 1: also because there are other members of the Imperial Force 340 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,000 Speaker 1: around me right now. I've got the force and something 341 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,239 Speaker 1: for you. What are you doing? Are you do? Are 342 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 1: you actively sending a code right now in vode? Who? Who? Me? Uh? No? 343 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 1: I mean I just heard you. You're not saying anything 344 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:35,840 Speaker 1: in code or anything? Are you talking to lieutenant? Uh? Well, 345 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 1: I was. I had It's my mother's birthday and I 346 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,159 Speaker 1: wanted to give he said Admiral Akbar. He said that 347 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: very clearly at the front bar or General lack Bar. Well, 348 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,920 Speaker 1: he's I don't I honestly, I think he might have 349 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,679 Speaker 1: gotten a promotion. Hey, everybody, I got a weird call here. 350 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 1: Somebody wants to know how to convert a general act 351 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: bar to a Tony Clifton impression, which is an impression 352 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,960 Speaker 1: of a It's an impression of an impression. Yeah, an 353 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: impression of impression. So can you impression it is? Michelle? Okay, sorry, okay, 354 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 1: So then how about you taking it's iconic. I mean, 355 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: that's like the impressions of impression. That that's what you do. 356 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,480 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like Jimmy click, for instance, 357 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 1: that's a derivative of what you don't Jimminy click, I 358 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,479 Speaker 1: honestly don't know what that is. You try to get 359 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: into the gym Andy click your DVD set, Give me 360 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,480 Speaker 1: the DVD set. Been fine, but no buy it yourself, Michelle. 361 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 1: When I find I don't know, I don't not rich. No, 362 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: will somebody take this call or not? I got a Michelle, 363 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 1: Hi there, I'll be transforming to an expert right now. 364 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:50,479 Speaker 1: That is Bobby b on the p Hey Bobby's uh now, 365 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,960 Speaker 1: why how many things in a knack box? Okay, So 366 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,880 Speaker 1: you're looking to convert this impression to add bro dad bro. Yeah, 367 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,640 Speaker 1: promatonic Cliff and I get a lot more saliva in there. 368 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,680 Speaker 1: And I'd used the word trap, and I think that 369 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,880 Speaker 1: that might do it. Okay, I'll give it a shot. 370 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:23,760 Speaker 1: Trap a trap. Well, it's the holiday party here at 371 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,040 Speaker 1: Numbers of Units Incorporated. So I'm taking off the headset 372 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: and Michelle, Michelle, you're sat but putting up with our ship. Please, 373 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: you're all my my brothers. You know what I mean. 374 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: I mean you you hooked up with all of us, 375 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:44,520 Speaker 1: Michelle here because I came to find you and tell 376 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 1: you I love you, and that one day we went 377 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:53,359 Speaker 1: on that was everything to me. And uh, I didn't 378 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,439 Speaker 1: find my daddy, but I found true love and you. 379 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: So I'm back and I brought you this three dollar 380 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 1: bill as a token of my love. Can somebody convert 381 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:17,760 Speaker 1: heart expansion to something for me? Second scene or first 382 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:29,760 Speaker 1: scene even second scene one b are seen to be 383 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: and that she had found his what she had found 384 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: his dad? Just I feel bad for Ricky. We're so close, 385 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:46,119 Speaker 1: so close. I don't think those guys were related, all right. 386 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,560 Speaker 1: See two is from Andy, who wrote inspired by Joey 387 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: Grows Cross cross country road trip story the movie Taken, 388 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:58,440 Speaker 1: but Liam Niece says Liam Nelson liam Niece's particular skills 389 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,120 Speaker 1: aren't particularly is full in anyway, Andy, j E roll. 390 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 1: I have your daughter, all right, and I need one 391 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: thousand dollars to return her. What he's saying. He's saying 392 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,199 Speaker 1: he needs a thousand dollars. I'm driving. I'm driving, I know, 393 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,720 Speaker 1: but you don't want it on speaker, so I had 394 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,760 Speaker 1: to relay this kind of ship. Okay, he says he 395 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 1: has a thousand dollars? Do you want your daughter back? 396 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,200 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can. Can I be taking 397 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 1: off speaker phone? Now? You're not on speaker That's the 398 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: problem I got. I don't want I don't want to 399 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 1: hear him. He doesn't want to hear you because I 400 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,719 Speaker 1: hear the other voice, so it sounds like I'm on 401 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,680 Speaker 1: speaker phone. You're not put him on mute really quick. 402 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 1: Rick put him on mute and put him on hold on, 403 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. Uh, I'll be right back. Listen, 404 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:54,160 Speaker 1: you asked for a thousand dollars meant millions just because 405 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 1: well you gotta make it really clear, because I'm not 406 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,120 Speaker 1: split a thousand dollars. No, no, we all the mechanic 407 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: at thousands. So I've switched it by crazy. What's going on? Unconscious? 408 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: I just hit her. She didn't do anything. I'm going 409 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,439 Speaker 1: to drink all this Coca cola. I'm just gonna sugar 410 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 1: high paths out. I'm not going to do that to 411 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,280 Speaker 1: use the ether whatever, just do something. I guess I'm 412 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 1: gonna go get some Lacroix. But straighten this out, Okay, 413 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: pay the mechanic of them all right here, the keys 414 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,159 Speaker 1: of the car. Sure you want to pay me a 415 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: million dollars to this? No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 416 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: there's a it's not it's not a million dollars. I 417 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,720 Speaker 1: thought there was a thousand dollars. This wasn't pretty easy. 418 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: I thought it was a thousand too, But yeah, I 419 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: was then a million. I think I'm just gonna go 420 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:45,680 Speaker 1: with that. Gus, we're millionaire's neck. Uh, there's a mistake. 421 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to revenge mode that back to me. Okay, 422 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 1: and remember paying the ten percent shit. Alright, alright, that's fine, 423 00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,080 Speaker 1: that's fine. Um now you see now you see it 424 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: can happen. It can happen. I told you could happen. 425 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 1: That fucking you, that was sucking you. You gotta tell 426 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: them it's now two million dollars. Okay. Sometimes the dot 427 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: is already there, and sometimes the dot's not there. Oh god, 428 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 1: these uh, these pits stops, sir, really important for me. 429 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,960 Speaker 1: I got a weak bladder. Are you driving to? Look? 430 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,800 Speaker 1: Just think of this? Are right, It's not a little conversation, 431 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm in the car with 432 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,400 Speaker 1: the old lady, and it's like I want to talk 433 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:33,399 Speaker 1: to anybody. Yeah, where you headed to? Are you headed to? 434 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 1: All right? I'm just gonna move to a different little 435 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead. Oh hey, hey, how are you sir? Uh? Yeah, 436 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,919 Speaker 1: I'm fine, man, I'm just trying to pay I know, 437 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: talking about draining the main vein. Huh man. You know, 438 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,359 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go sit down on the toilet and 439 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,520 Speaker 1: p open up a spot. Hey there, sir, see friend, 440 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: how's your p going? I'm hoping to get one started. Okay, 441 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: as soon as I hear the sound of your p 442 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 1: that will get me going. Okay, but now I'm like 443 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,399 Speaker 1: kind of I kind of stopped by the sound of 444 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,639 Speaker 1: your voice, but pace stopped. So if you could stop talking. Oh, 445 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, friend, is my eye contact to sustained? Yeah? 446 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,359 Speaker 1: This is I'm sorry. Excuse me, there's not an open journal. 447 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,000 Speaker 1: Do you guys mind if I share with one of you? Two? 448 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:34,960 Speaker 1: Get in here? Oh? Thank you? They're touching a little tickles. Okay, 449 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 1: I'm so try that you started this friend that you 450 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,920 Speaker 1: you know, because it usually we're also tense at the urinals, 451 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,440 Speaker 1: and you just opened everything up. Well, you're looking pretty 452 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: tense at the urinal. What do you mean you want 453 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 1: to stop again? You we were just at a pit stop. 454 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 1: Just finish. I didn't finish. We'll just use a coup 455 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: use one of these gaming bottles. When do you? When 456 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 1: do you? When? Do you? Can we just cut right 457 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: to this. I don't think we need three thousand mile 458 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:06,120 Speaker 1: long road trip to figure out where this relationship is headed. Okay, 459 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,800 Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do I what do you mean? 460 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 1: What do I mean? Break up? I don't know, but 461 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do you mean? What do 462 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: you mean? What do I mean? Look, my daughter has 463 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 1: been kidnapped. Okay, hey, sorry about keeping on home for 464 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 1: so long. We had to straighten out some things. Um, 465 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna make sure I'm not on speaker phone, 466 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: am I? Oh god? They hung up? They hung up? 467 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,000 Speaker 1: Did you did you see the car that that I 468 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 1: came in here with? That? Was they just sucking left? 469 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: Did did anyone see them? I was with a guy? 470 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:49,440 Speaker 1: Was it was? You know? You know, I'm looking at nothing, 471 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:55,560 Speaker 1: but they're okay. Jesus left left me man hopping hoping, 472 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 1: though you know, it feels I don't know if it's 473 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,600 Speaker 1: you and I are getting better, but it feels quieter 474 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,840 Speaker 1: in the car now, doesn't it. I guess? I mean, 475 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: but they'll had to take two busses to get to 476 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 1: that Pitt. What do you mean? What do you mean? 477 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,720 Speaker 1: Your daughter's kidnaped? What's going on? All right? Where's Kyle? 478 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:24,160 Speaker 1: Okayle's here? He was writing with me here going so 479 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: you straightened everything out about the They were cool with 480 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 1: being two million? Now I didn't. I didn't get a 481 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: chance to actually clarify because they had some confusion they 482 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 1: put me on hold then, and uh it was for 483 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,960 Speaker 1: a while, so I you know, I usually hang on 484 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,600 Speaker 1: the call until people come back, but I eventually. But 485 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 1: do we get the million back from the That's why 486 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 1: I said we needed to turn into two million. They've 487 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 1: already paid a fee. So wait, you want us to 488 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,360 Speaker 1: take this kid? I thought our transaction was not I 489 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,840 Speaker 1: gave you the keys. Well, it's just that the kid 490 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 1: is worth a million. Do you have any let's cry? 491 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: I mean you could harvest these workers, and I bet 492 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: you could make even more, but she's already worth two million. 493 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not going to harvest the kids Organs. 494 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: I have a sixty three Kimera'm in the middle of 495 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: working on So what happened to that coworker of yours? Yeah, 496 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:28,600 Speaker 1: where's that co worker? Oh? Cletus? Mr Cleetus? Another peanut 497 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:34,600 Speaker 1: Colada blaze, I'm a million. Um, it's gonna let you 498 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,080 Speaker 1: know the other The ten ladies you ordered are on 499 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: a bus on their way here right now. Well good, 500 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to drink a loan. And thank you 501 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,360 Speaker 1: for employing us here after you bought this island. We 502 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: appreciate it. You're so welcome I'm well, if it's on 503 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 1: an island, how am I supposed to get the fucking 504 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:03,360 Speaker 1: bus there? So there's no bridge inside? Any ideas back there? Now, 505 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,840 Speaker 1: you're the driver, you tell us. You gave me the directions, 506 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,920 Speaker 1: all right, you you sent it to me on my phone. 507 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,320 Speaker 1: But it's definitely an island. I can't this is not 508 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,600 Speaker 1: a floatable bus. Can we stop at one of these 509 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,480 Speaker 1: rest stops? I got a pee cheez? All right? Hold 510 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:23,480 Speaker 1: on a second. Look, look here's my resume. Let me 511 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 1: just work at this cinabon for a little bit. I 512 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,080 Speaker 1: promised my buddy is gonna come back and scoop me. Okay, 513 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 1: while i'm here, let me just get some extra coin 514 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,760 Speaker 1: on the side. All right, you have, you'd have a 515 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: pretty good level of experience and retail work. Yeah, so 516 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: hot dog and a stick? What was that like? Um? 517 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,760 Speaker 1: It was all right, I'm gonna be honest. A business 518 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,880 Speaker 1: model strange, they'll tell you this, but the hot dogs 519 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 1: come on a stick already. Well, you know, the cinebon 520 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,920 Speaker 1: follows the exact same business model. So if that wasn't 521 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,000 Speaker 1: a good fit for you, I don't know if this 522 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 1: is gonna be a good fit. I don't understand there's 523 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,400 Speaker 1: sticks in the cinembon is. No, no, we have the 524 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: same parent company though. Oh welcome back Cleatus million dollars. 525 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,720 Speaker 1: Does it go as far as you think? Oh god, 526 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,719 Speaker 1: I've burned through it so quick. I'm shocked. You got 527 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,560 Speaker 1: an island for that. So that was pretty good. It 528 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 1: was off the coast of Texas. Well, did you watch 529 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 1: these kids for a little bit. I gotta go back 530 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: to the camaro. Yeah, alright, look, I'm gonna pull this 531 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,360 Speaker 1: car over so we can figure some stuff out. Okay, Well, yeah, 532 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: I think there's so many questions like what do you mean? 533 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Which you mean? What 534 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,640 Speaker 1: I mean? But that where is KYLEI do kidnapped? You 535 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,280 Speaker 1: told me that you O E I ris sixty huousand dollars. 536 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,600 Speaker 1: I think that's six million. Okay, well can you one second? 537 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna climb it, incorporating bring my god, you have 538 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 1: a landline in here with that one sec. Yeah, so 539 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: just following up. Daughters still alive, but we do need 540 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:05,640 Speaker 1: the three million, three billions paid via Venmo. So am 541 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,120 Speaker 1: I in speaking? No? No, no, no, no, no, alright, 542 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,600 Speaker 1: A couple of things. So you were initially talking to 543 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,799 Speaker 1: my buddy Kyle. Okay, so I didn't hear a lot 544 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,319 Speaker 1: of the original conversation. Last I heard we do a 545 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,400 Speaker 1: thousand dollars from my daughter, and I needed time to 546 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 1: think about that. So now we're at three million via vemmo. 547 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: Is that correct? That's correct? Yes? Okay? Do you do 548 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,280 Speaker 1: you happen to know the number two numbers and units 549 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 1: and incorporated? Or can you do a conversion for me quickly? 550 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,879 Speaker 1: I definitely can't do anything. We'll just try to try 551 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:40,719 Speaker 1: on one. Okay, okay, I'll call you back. She hummed up. 552 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:45,080 Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I don't realize this is bullshit. I'm 553 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 1: doing calls from now on. No, that's all this is. 554 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,400 Speaker 1: That means you have to go to three times now, Okay, 555 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,160 Speaker 1: I'll go to the garage then and get to check 556 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:59,080 Speaker 1: on the girl. Alright, well, I'll do my best to 557 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: catch up with your friends. Uh, tell me exactly what 558 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,080 Speaker 1: what was going on? What your role in this was 559 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:12,239 Speaker 1: my rule? My role? Yeah, I mean we're we're we've 560 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: got we've got a bunch of kilometers to go, so 561 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 1: we might as well pass. I'm just going for you 562 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,400 Speaker 1: to finish taking a ship. But you made me sick, 563 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:30,359 Speaker 1: So I'm just wanting to contact all right, that's great, Yeah, 564 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 1: don't you Okay, you're gonna have to wait for this, sorry, guys. 565 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,880 Speaker 1: I gotta take down these dividers right now, so it 566 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:52,240 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. So look at here. Hey, okay, so uh 567 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,080 Speaker 1: it looks like my buddy's daughter got stolen and then 568 00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,000 Speaker 1: that she was like it was like a ransom. Um, 569 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,279 Speaker 1: and that's that's that's the whole kid in Kaboot. I 570 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,280 Speaker 1: mean if he doesn't have any skills that would help. 571 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:11,360 Speaker 1: I mean everybody has in particular set. No, no, no, 572 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:19,120 Speaker 1: he he used to paint the jeans paint janis all right, 573 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 1: just general take it. I got at Admiral. That's total sets. 574 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,600 Speaker 1: If you put a chart up on the wall, well, 575 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:50,160 Speaker 1: it'll definitely all. C three is from Patrear Nicholas Mark Power, 576 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,399 Speaker 1: who wrote, Hi, Kevin or James or maybe Cold? How 577 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,880 Speaker 1: great was sketch Feste? I went myself and now I 578 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,600 Speaker 1: heard Cole talk about it on a podcast, so I 579 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,000 Speaker 1: actually to ticket to watch from Germany. Hey, that's great, 580 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,200 Speaker 1: A solid, solid production, lots of old Plight guys in 581 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,600 Speaker 1: their fifties. So I felt seen Gary from a t 582 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,719 Speaker 1: guest spots is really becoming one of my favorites. Then 583 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,600 Speaker 1: you were there playing Peter Falco, the famous Viennese pop 584 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,400 Speaker 1: artists from the nineties, and you really rocked me on 585 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,400 Speaker 1: Madas the Insult Dog and Weird Hour. We're actually touching 586 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,360 Speaker 1: in their performance. I loved every moment. Also, Anti Donna, 587 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 1: come on, you're spelling me, So give call my best 588 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,399 Speaker 1: regards please, I've got them. Thank you, and no, I'm 589 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 1: not signing up to Twitter to do it myself. Kisses 590 00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,879 Speaker 1: Nicholas from munich ps. Scene suggestion. Joe the Camel gets 591 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,759 Speaker 1: arrested for d u I and spouting conspiracy theories, so 592 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,239 Speaker 1: he gets sentenced to fifty hours of social work in 593 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 1: a kindergarten. Alright, class, listen up here. Sometimes we have 594 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,919 Speaker 1: to do some stuff that the state wants and it's 595 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,879 Speaker 1: not really our choice here, Jeff, sit down. You don't 596 00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:01,440 Speaker 1: want to stand up that What were you saying, Larry? 597 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,279 Speaker 1: Are you a camel? No, I'm not a camel. The 598 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,200 Speaker 1: guy who's gonna come in and talk to you is 599 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,799 Speaker 1: a camel. Do not dumbass. Where does he look did 600 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,000 Speaker 1: you look like a can? We dumbass? I don't know. 601 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,960 Speaker 1: We were told we were going to meet a camel 602 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,280 Speaker 1: in are just I need both of you? Sixteen years old? 603 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:23,680 Speaker 1: I know? Is this another felon who has to complete 604 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,760 Speaker 1: their sentence in our kindergarten class? Is this another who felon? 605 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,759 Speaker 1: Oh felon? I thought you said fallon, which made me 606 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,040 Speaker 1: think of Jimmy Fallon, which makes me think of my 607 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:41,000 Speaker 1: dream to host a talk show which never uh. Now, 608 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:45,560 Speaker 1: listen to Mr camel Um. We understand you're logging these 609 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,480 Speaker 1: hours here at our school. We're happy to have you. 610 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,640 Speaker 1: I am the principal here. A couple of things. A 611 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:54,200 Speaker 1: couple of things. You need to fat no smoking, and 612 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,640 Speaker 1: you need to remove those sunglesses when you're on this campus. 613 00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:01,240 Speaker 1: You understand that no ray bend wayfarers, no aviators, no nothing. Okay, 614 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:09,400 Speaker 1: I need to see your eyes. Any questions, okay, all right, 615 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,040 Speaker 1: I'll take him. All right now listen, you're here to 616 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,120 Speaker 1: tell you are you're a warning? What's that? What's that saying? 617 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 1: You're a what you're a like? We don't you're a 618 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,440 Speaker 1: You're a cautionary. You're no no, roll no, no, not 619 00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,640 Speaker 1: a role model. Mr Canel. You're here, you're a cautionary. 620 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 1: We need you to explain the kids. The dangers are 621 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,160 Speaker 1: drinking and driving. Principal actor. Um no, that's a tumor 622 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:40,480 Speaker 1: on your memory gland. Yeah, tumor on your memory gland. No? 623 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,799 Speaker 1: I okay, So what do we do? First of all, 624 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,040 Speaker 1: I didn't know I had a memory gland. Everyone does that. 625 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:53,400 Speaker 1: It was a memory gland. Those are breasts, so we 626 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,880 Speaker 1: have those, right, everybody is right, so we all have 627 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:02,799 Speaker 1: memory lines. Like, all right? Is that correct? Calm down? Yes, yes, 628 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,160 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not even I'm said okay, I just 629 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,720 Speaker 1: want to clear things up, all right. So you're saying 630 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,200 Speaker 1: I have a tumor in my chest, No, on your 631 00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:20,000 Speaker 1: memory gland. Can you not hear me? Yeah? I'm a 632 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:24,960 Speaker 1: memory gland surgeon. It's pretty glamorous, you know. How about you? 633 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,279 Speaker 1: What do you do? I'm the principle of a of 634 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:35,400 Speaker 1: a school. Cool. Cool. I'm a teacher. But I always 635 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,120 Speaker 1: wanted to be a late night talk show host. My 636 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,080 Speaker 1: dreams never came through because my my parents never wanted 637 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,480 Speaker 1: me to be anything more than they were. I could 638 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:49,480 Speaker 1: talk about this for days. Thanks for asking. Um, I 639 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,000 Speaker 1: guess well, I'm here to pick up my sixteen year 640 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:56,359 Speaker 1: old son who still goes here. Oh Jeff, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, 641 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 1: he's in my class. He's the one who mentioned that 642 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,560 Speaker 1: I'm not very funny. Um, but you're aminding me of 643 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,879 Speaker 1: my dream to do something. And so what are you saying. 644 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,640 Speaker 1: You're saying that there's some kind of like like drones 645 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,600 Speaker 1: or tiny micro robots in the atmosphere that are gonna 646 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:17,359 Speaker 1: called nano but Jeff called nano butts. And that's how 647 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:22,280 Speaker 1: you travel great distances without using too much. Have another cigarette, 648 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,040 Speaker 1: Mr Cammell, if you could talk to the whole class, 649 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,839 Speaker 1: that'd be great. Class doesn't get it. Jeff's a little 650 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:36,440 Speaker 1: bit more. Jeff's getting it. He's on the same vibration. 651 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,600 Speaker 1: Mr Kama, Are you a drama dairy? Oh? What a 652 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:49,279 Speaker 1: drama dairy camel? I have no listen. The thing is 653 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,160 Speaker 1: is if you don't have some sort of ear plugs 654 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,960 Speaker 1: in the first place they're gonna go is there, Because 655 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,359 Speaker 1: when you breathe in and out of your nose a 656 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,600 Speaker 1: lot of times the exhale of your Mr Cambell, you 657 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,960 Speaker 1: Jimmy Campbell from Late Night TV. No, I'm Joe Campbell. 658 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:12,120 Speaker 1: I'm Joe Campbell. Okay, Jill cool by the way, get 659 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:17,880 Speaker 1: it right, Yeah, Jeff, Now wait, hold on, hold on, surgeon, 660 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:23,239 Speaker 1: before you insert that scalpel into my skull? What if 661 00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:28,400 Speaker 1: I don't want to remember I've never been asked that before. 662 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,200 Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna get worse and worse and worse. 663 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:37,560 Speaker 1: You're inserting the scalpel into a sculpt You're stabbing him 664 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,279 Speaker 1: in the fucking head. Man. That's not surgery, dude. What 665 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,840 Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? Okay, I'm I'm rogue, alright, I 666 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,200 Speaker 1: have my old things. Do you fucking killing people? Man? 667 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,360 Speaker 1: That's not you keep it doing this ship? Okay, scalpel 668 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,000 Speaker 1: just cuts and then you have the peel off. Look, 669 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,640 Speaker 1: I'm getting it right. Experimented on my son for all 670 00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:01,920 Speaker 1: those years now, and I think just Jeff, yeah, in 671 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:07,720 Speaker 1: kindergarten that Jeff, Yeah, it was trial and error. Alright, Okay, 672 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,239 Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell happened. I think it's 673 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,959 Speaker 1: a piece of ship. I'm sorry, man, eight kids, guess 674 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,919 Speaker 1: who's back? Principal Hector's back makes some noise for me? Yeah, 675 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:26,040 Speaker 1: shut up? What happened to? What happened in your fucking head? Dude? 676 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,800 Speaker 1: That student actually had surgery on his head for a 677 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,160 Speaker 1: bullet wound, So he did have something happened to him. 678 00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,640 Speaker 1: Didn't something happen to your head, teacher? Didn't you have 679 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:41,640 Speaker 1: some false ideas of of of Hollywood glamour in your 680 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,600 Speaker 1: head at one point? Sit down? These chairs are made 681 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:51,719 Speaker 1: for kids, Jeff, talk to you. Came here? What? Yeah? 682 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,040 Speaker 1: What punch means? Jeff? Huh? Put you right in the face? 683 00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:10,320 Speaker 1: Dare you? I don't know? Alright, class seems like principle 684 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,560 Speaker 1: got what do he wanted? So? Do you want to 685 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,000 Speaker 1: come back later? Do you want to talk some more? 686 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:25,040 Speaker 1: Can I Jeff's Jeff's okay, Jeff, that's enough. That's enough, 687 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:33,240 Speaker 1: Jeff huh, Okay, he's unconscious, tired. I need to cigarette. Okay, 688 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:45,279 Speaker 1: we'll go outside then, um So, teacher, Sorry, is my 689 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,600 Speaker 1: dream of becoming a late night talk show host a 690 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,719 Speaker 1: joke to you? It's just a little funny because you're 691 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,600 Speaker 1: the only teacher at this school. Yes, I know it's 692 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,440 Speaker 1: a small school. It's a charter school. We take over 693 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,520 Speaker 1: one classroom, then we take over more of the school. 694 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,880 Speaker 1: It's like an imperial Sorry. I just it's so funny, 695 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,520 Speaker 1: and it must be so emasculating to hear me laugh 696 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,239 Speaker 1: at your drinks, but it's nothing I'm not used to. 697 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,200 Speaker 1: My parents did that to me growing up, and so 698 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:17,400 Speaker 1: I've learned from that. Mm hmm. Everybody follow us in 699 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,719 Speaker 1: here to bring the tour. This way, come and this 700 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,000 Speaker 1: is where the magic happens. There's the desk where uh 701 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,320 Speaker 1: Folon does his his his interviews, and right there's the 702 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,680 Speaker 1: curtain where he does his cold opens and his monologue. 703 00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,200 Speaker 1: So take some pictures, take a minute and explore the space, 704 00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,600 Speaker 1: but just don't touch. Don't touch anything. Where do they 705 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:42,480 Speaker 1: drink the blood of children? Uh? That's Kimmel, Hi, guys, 706 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,000 Speaker 1: and welcome to This is where Jimmy Kimmel said, this 707 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,560 Speaker 1: is where we keep the kids. We've got this great 708 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,520 Speaker 1: kid right now, Kyle. He's got good blood. So Jimmy's 709 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,959 Speaker 1: gonna be sucking off that blood for maybe six weeks. 710 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,880 Speaker 1: So good stuff because blood replaces itself every day, so 711 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,279 Speaker 1: if he drinks only a pint of day. I did 712 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,640 Speaker 1: not ask to take this tour, alright, so it's free, 713 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,040 Speaker 1: it's coming. I don't want to be here, sir, Just 714 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,120 Speaker 1: you're on already. Might as well enjoy it, you know 715 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,440 Speaker 1: what I'm saying? All Right? All right, you know I 716 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,200 Speaker 1: have like a friend who is uh, like a p 717 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,200 Speaker 1: A or whatever on Fallon Show. I mean, I'm sure 718 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,560 Speaker 1: I can get you, like some tickets or like a 719 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,759 Speaker 1: tour or something. A personal assistant mhmm, yeah, not a 720 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:28,600 Speaker 1: production assistant, a personal assistant. Wow, I'm sorry, I guys, 721 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,600 Speaker 1: I had to touch cut the tour short short. Piano 722 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,880 Speaker 1: fellon Jimmy Fallon and we don't know what to do. 723 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,160 Speaker 1: We need somebody to host tonight, and we're scramble um. 724 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,200 Speaker 1: We're making calls, but nobody seems to be available. If 725 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,399 Speaker 1: there's if anybody knows anybody that we could call, that's 726 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:48,120 Speaker 1: you know, really funny. We could have them sit in tonight. No, no, 727 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:53,320 Speaker 1: get the Camel, Get Joe Camel. What about you me? 728 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,800 Speaker 1: I guess I never thought of that. I mean I 729 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,359 Speaker 1: have thought about it, but I never thought this day 730 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,400 Speaker 1: would come. Yeah, I'll do it. Here. It's The Tonight 731 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:11,240 Speaker 1: Show with Jimmy Fallon. Tonight Jimmy's guests, Liam Nelson, Tony Clifton, 732 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 1: Joe the Camel. Jimmy is horribly crushed by a piano. 733 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,160 Speaker 1: Filling it from tonight. A kindergarten teacher from Omaha, Nebraska, 734 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:34,279 Speaker 1: Bert find Rich. Hello, everybody, I'm Burt find Rich and 735 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,719 Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many days I've waited for. 736 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:43,480 Speaker 1: This is one of my students in the audience. Shut Jeff, 737 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:49,000 Speaker 1: you can't be here? Why not? I'm of age. That's right, 738 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,239 Speaker 1: we allow sixteen enough. I didn't. I didn't think. How 739 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 1: did you? Oh man, you're gonna ruin this day for me? Jeff, 740 00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,919 Speaker 1: read the cards, Read the cards? Do the rabies? Jim? 741 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,480 Speaker 1: Who's which one of you? Should I listen to? Both 742 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:11,400 Speaker 1: of you were talking to me, honey, our sons on TV? Sweetheart? 743 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:21,480 Speaker 1: Which one the teacher? Oh? Really? Remember we laughed and 744 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,040 Speaker 1: laughed at it and we said we did, And now 745 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,560 Speaker 1: it appears his dream has come true. Okay, let's start 746 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,879 Speaker 1: the volume. And so I guess you could say, there's 747 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,239 Speaker 1: too real quick, press pause, real quick, baby, Look at 748 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:39,839 Speaker 1: the door. Yeah, I got to talk at the door. Okay, Hello, Hey, 749 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,320 Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? Did I tell you 750 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,399 Speaker 1: to take this guy? Damn lights off your Lanna. It's 751 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,799 Speaker 1: blasting into my fucking window. All right, I can't sleep. Look, 752 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,160 Speaker 1: we're already into June. Okay, so we might as well 753 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,719 Speaker 1: keep them going until the who is that? Who is that? 754 00:48:52,840 --> 00:49:04,640 Speaker 1: That is our asshole. Now mother, Oh you have short 755 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:11,880 Speaker 1: to remembory loss. Alright, watch this show. Our son's on TV. 756 00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:21,160 Speaker 1: Our son is on TV. Brabies because it shut Jeff, 757 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,719 Speaker 1: just let me have this moment, please. Great because there's 758 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:30,359 Speaker 1: two rays and they're both their last names. Change the card. 759 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,680 Speaker 1: Fast forward. Let's see who one of his guests are. 760 00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:40,560 Speaker 1: Holes Liam Nelson, you want to get the door? Hello, 761 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,719 Speaker 1: you just attached my husband asking you you turn down 762 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:53,719 Speaker 1: christis wife? Oh god? And I have to prop him 763 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:59,200 Speaker 1: up like he's like, okay, alright, okay, alright, We're sorry, 764 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:04,480 Speaker 1: you come on, come on in. Okay, Our boys on TV? Right? 765 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,120 Speaker 1: How did you hear that? There boys on TV? Honey? 766 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:16,279 Speaker 1: Now he's about to what's doing? I guess that's why 767 00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,600 Speaker 1: A Clifton will never be a general? All right. Our 768 00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,839 Speaker 1: next guest coming in tonight is if everybody knows him. 769 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:32,759 Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage. Joe Campbell can't smoke in here, 770 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:38,480 Speaker 1: and I need to smoke. It's it's like a vitamin 771 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,839 Speaker 1: for me. So you gotta got a new movie coming out. Yeah, 772 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,040 Speaker 1: it's called Why the Earth Is Flat and how the 773 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,840 Speaker 1: nano butts have changed our perception? Can you tell us 774 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,680 Speaker 1: a little bit more about it. Is it fiction? Is 775 00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:55,920 Speaker 1: it nonfiction? It's nonfiction, and it really opens up the 776 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:03,080 Speaker 1: eyes because we're living in a synthetic world and only trap. 777 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:12,760 Speaker 1: What the hell? What the hell? Everybody down rank probably 778 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:18,200 Speaker 1: Joe Gama, you're running there, rest What did I do? 779 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,480 Speaker 1: I turned my time at the kindergartens? You're threatened to 780 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,840 Speaker 1: that about start totally real and then you're not just 781 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:32,200 Speaker 1: in your head. They're floating around right now. Ye Joe 782 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,239 Speaker 1: Camel's trying to fight back, but he doesn't have the 783 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:39,719 Speaker 1: energy level. That's my boy. That's my boy right there. 784 00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:45,319 Speaker 1: That's my boy, our boy, our boy, and that's our ship. 785 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,000 Speaker 1: Let's thank your alchemists, see what they're up to a 786 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,359 Speaker 1: little saying thanks for having me. I'm not up too much, 787 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,239 Speaker 1: but you can follow me on socials, find me on about. 788 00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,600 Speaker 1: I don't know what we can do, but we can 789 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:08,279 Speaker 1: hang out. Joey Greer on Instagram at God bless chim Chum, 790 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,880 Speaker 1: you're gonna get a thank you. Follow Alchemy this and 791 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:17,760 Speaker 1: follow Alchemy that. 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