WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Spooky Mama" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.440 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:30.680 Hour with Ben Mahler starts right now. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:31.640 In the air everywhere. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:35.320 The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler and Danny G 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:38.120 Radio Happy NFL Sunday to you. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:39.240 It is week eight. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:42.760 It started with a dud and absolute dot of a 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:46.760 game back on Thursday with the Vikings no show against 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:50.360 the Charges. It continues all day today and Danny G. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:53.720 But we're still in the afterglow of the World Series 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.200 last night as this the mailbag. We will get to 0:00:56.240 --> 0:01:01.600 the mailbag at some point. But Yoshinobu Yamamoto living up 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:03.600 to his contract. You don't get credit down, you know. 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:05.800 My theory on this is you don't get extra credit 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:07.840 for doing what you're supposed to do when you're the 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.720 highest paid pitcher in baseball. But it is refreshing that 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.560 he went out there and pitched a four hitter the 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:19.000 second consecutive complete game, first time that's happened in a decade, 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.080 in the first complete game of the World Series in 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.840 a decade, and the first time we've had this type 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:30.240 of dominance since Kurt Schilling back twenty five or twenty 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.440 four years ago, way back in the day with the diamondback. 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:36.479 So great performance by him and the Dodgers get to win. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:38.959 I guess we'll frame it this way. What stands out 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:40.959 from Game two of the World Series other than the 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:44.640 obvious the Oceanobu Yamamoto who is dominating on the mound, 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:47.680 and Will Smith, who had been kind of up and down, 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:52.480 mostly down. Three RBIs at the home run gave him 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.480 the lead, and the Dodgers are squared up coming back 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:59.000 to Dodgers Stadium tomorrow for Game three of the World Series, 0:01:59.040 --> 0:01:59.800 which is pretty cool. 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:05.240 First, can we address the trolls who came out in droves. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.480 If you want to talk about Justin and Cincinnati and 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.640 some other schmucks like that, that's fine. They all go 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:12.880 into hiding when the Dodgers went. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:13.800 Isn't it amazing? 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.400 Four days ago there were all these phonies out there 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:21.680 dancing on the Dodger's grave as if that was a 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:27.000 Game seven victory. Obviously Snell didn't have it. The bullpen 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:30.040 yacked all over the mound, which we kind of expected 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:33.400 to happen if one of our good starters didn't have 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.480 what it took to go far enough into the game. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:39.040 Were we super surprised by that? I wasn't. I mean 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.680 I didn't think they would score eleven runs. But if 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.480 you told me Snell was going to get into the 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.680 jams he got into and throw as many pitches as 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.000 he did, then I would have told you, yeah, he's 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:52.079 going to lose that game. But then suddenly everything's quiet. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:55.840 Right last night, those same trolls were missing in action. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.400 Well, they had things to do, Danny. They cannot be 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:01.639 bothered to go online because the life of patrol, you're 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:05.080 a coward and you hide. You hide when the outcome 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:08.560 you don't like is not there, so go pound send 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.880 And this even the last the game last night. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.560 Gosman was pitching great. I mean he was pitching. 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.840 He retired seventeen guys in a row at one point, 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:21.079 but Yamamoto better with the twenty. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.880 But the final twenty batters of the game that he. 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.840 Shows, Yeah, well, he got into trouble early in the 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:31.280 game and threw what twenty five pitches first inning, but 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.840 then he only threw eighty three pitches in the last 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:35.720 eight innings. 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:40.400 Yeah, and I I've criticized John Smoltz for his obsession 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.440 with momentum. But one thing we're on the same page 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.680 with is John went on a rant late in the 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:49.280 game about pitch counts and how everyone's obsessed with pitch 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.920 counts in baseball and it's they're not all the same. 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.360 And I thought it was nice. I agree with him 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:58.880 on that. But Yamamoto, now, this guy in the playoffs. 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.520 I know it's a sample size. He's only been with 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.800 the Dodgers a couple of years. This postseason, he's got 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:08.520 a one point six to oerer in the twenty twenty 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.360 five postseason back to back complete games. As we mentioned there, 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:17.600 that's chilling. That's Madison Bumgardner type performance this postseason and 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.640 in October baseball, he's allowed seventeen hits in almost twenty 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.640 nine innings so far, he's only walked four guys and 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:30.000 everything's just absolutely beautiful. But again, this is the highest 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:30.800 paid pitcher in baseball. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:32.680 You're supposed to pitch like that he is. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.680 Everyone knows the bullpen blows, and he was a one 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.040 man band and it was great. It was It was 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.280 wonderful to see the first guy with multiple complete games 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:45.400 in the postseason since Mad Bum back in twenty fourteen. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.400 So that was the last time a Dodger's done it 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:49.600 since Oral Hirsteizer. 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.400 It's been it's been a minute. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.960 And so after Game one, the Dodgers definitely needed this 0:04:55.600 --> 0:05:01.120 the bullpen. I was texting Vass the Enemy of the 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:04.080 Overnight Show there about this, and there's a pointing out now. 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.840 If I was doing Dodger talk, I would just say 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.119 the Dodgers had one bat inning. They give up nine 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.880 runs in that one bat inning, but you know it happens. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.279 They wrote the vomit comet in that game. And then 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:17.359 Yamamoto saving their bacon with you know what that was, Danny. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.960 That was a Jerry Lee Lewis performance. Great balls of 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:24.320 fire for Yamamoto. He was outstanding, and it was like 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:26.560 a fast food combo mill. You gotta have it, one 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.559 of those gotta have it situations. You know, the Dodgers 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.720 could have still won the World Series if they'd lost 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.880 the first two games in Toronto much easier now. You know, 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.359 went two of three at Dodger Stadium and then you 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.719 got to win one in Toronto to win the World Series. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:44.760 So you're in really good shape. And that's why you 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.000 you have the money, the resources to pay the highest 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.840 paid pitcher in baseball history. And you don't, you know, 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:53.039 pay him for April and San Diego or May in 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:57.760 San Francisco, or June in Colorado or August in Arizona. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.240 It's it's for octobers, for nights like this last night, 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.440 and it's good. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:07.920 Hey, by the way, those cheating Asstros and their alumni. Yeah, 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:09.480 I didn't want him to get hit in the head, 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:13.839 but I loved how Springer got plunked in that game. Yeah, yes, well, 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.279 and then he almost got hit in the nuts again 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.720 the second time, Big Norminal, first in the arm and 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:20.880 then almost in the nuts. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:21.839 Yeah, that's a shame. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.880 You you really just hate to see that. You just 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:26.040 hate to you know, because they're playing for a hunk 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:26.520 of metal. 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:27.760 They're playing for a hunk of. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:29.640 Cheater. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:34.440 Cheata, cheatah, cheetah, cheatah. We're gonna the Dodgers have announced 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:37.080 on Monday, tomorrow's game they're gonna take all the trash 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.000 cans out of Dodger Stadium. So I don't know what 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.240 Springer is gonna be able to do with that, but 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:46.320 I get yes, Yamamoto though, like we I'm so programmed 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:49.480 for these guys to puke like Clayton Kershaw. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:53.000 On big games. And remember David Price was another guy. 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:57.360 Oh yeah, yeah, that's why when you started by saying, hey, 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.640 he gets paid the big dollars, this is hi. But 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:04.400 obviously big money and contracts don't guarantee anything. We've seen 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.760 so many of our favorite players fall on their face 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:12.480 in moments where we wish they could have been mister Clutch. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.040 So I did the malord math on this. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.320 Danny Ya, I'm a moto in two World Series starts, 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.480 once against the Yankees last year and now this game 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:23.880 against Toronto has a one point one nine ERA in 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:25.480 his World Series career. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:25.800 As a starter. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.000 That is that is Ruthian. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.480 It's not hyperbole, this is well, I guess ruth Of 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.960 course he was a hitter by the time the Glory 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.760 Days happened. But and again I want to go back 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.040 to the pitch count. I thought, you know, Smoltz, I 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.040 agree with him on that. I ripped Smoltz with the 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:44.000 momentum stuff. I agree with the pitch count stuff. I 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.360 don't care about you know, how many pitches the rest days, 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.800 all that crap that, you know. If I'm the Dodge 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.520 and I it's nice that they didn't fall back on 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.920 the analytics. As I'm telling you, Danny, if that had 0:07:54.960 --> 0:08:00.200 been a regular season game in June or July, they 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.960 would have taken him out. He would have been out 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.000 of the game in the fifth inning or something like that. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.120 I mean, I don't know a bunch of cars yet. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.760 Before the postseason began, he didn't even get to finish 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:12.800 that game where he had the no hitter going. Remember, yeah, yeah, 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.080 you got. All he needed was that last out, and 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.880 Dave Roberts didn't even give him that. You're one hundred, 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.080 You're a thousand percent right about that. Throw the stupid 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.360 analytics or most of them out the window. During the postseason. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.200 You gotta go with your gut and your eyeballs when 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:28.200 it matters the most. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.760 You got to ride this guy like secretariat. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:31.000 Man. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.679 My god, was that's just outstanding. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.320 Sounds like a machine. I felt like he could have 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:40.040 thrown a couple more innings, which is crazy. That's Nolan 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.440 Ryan like I was great. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.319 Listen, it was wonderful. Are you ready for some fun facts? 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.080 Are you prepared for fun facts? Now, Danny about the 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:51.359 World Series? Are you prepared for this? No fun fact? 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.120 You're craping fun facts. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:57.000 This is the thirteenth consecutive World Series without a sweep. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:00.800 That is the longest streak in baseball history. Were guaranteed 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:03.080 of at least five games in the World Series, so 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.319 all three games obviously Monday and Tuesday were gonna happen, 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:08.960 but Wednesday as well at Dodger Stadium, so all three 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:12.360 will be played, so at least a five game World Series. 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.920 This is only the second time this postseason the Blue 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:20.600 Jays have been held the one run. They're averaging six 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:24.520 point eight runs a game this postseason, so the Dodgers. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.240 That's how that's even more impressive. You can say how 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:29.520 good the Blue Jays have been playing on offense. And 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:35.559 you mentioned Yamamoto since oral Hrscheiser, here's another bonus fun fact. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.800 Any Yoshinobu Yamamoto, he retired the twenty consecutive to end 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:44.800 the game. Twenty consecutive Toronto batters. That's the most consecutive 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:47.680 batters retired by Dodger Pittra in a postseason game since 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:53.400 Carl Erskine for the old Brooklyn Dodgers back in nineteen 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:54.520 fifty two. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.480 Who been a minute? 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.559 There you go, It's been been a while and baseball 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:05.000 is getting killed for uh the in game For some reason. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:11.000 The Jonas Knox brothers performance there during the during the 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.240 World Series was not People were like, what are you doing? 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.400 Wait, I got a tweet for you about that. That's 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:17.120 a love though. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:22.599 All right, Jonas Knox's brothers performing in the middle of 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.760 the world said, what are you doing? Who signed off 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.560 on that? That's a good idea. Let's press pause the game. 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:32.000 We got the Jonas brothers here, boys, We'll get back 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:35.040 to the World Series for the Jonas brothers. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:39.679 This dude tweeted though during the game, after after Muncie 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:43.360 and Will Smith hit their dingers, he tweeted, I think 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:48.120 what sparked the Dodgers was that Jonas brothers performance because 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:52.160 the pasty Dodgers like Will Smith and Max Munsey. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.880 Got hyped racist, Yeah, hype. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.480 They hit him right in the heart, hit some home runs. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:01.920 Yeah, that's right, that's right. 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:02.080 Now. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.480 I did not see my guy Marlin's man behind home play. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.560 But did you see who was sitting behind home play 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.280 a bigger star than marlins man. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.240 Well that guy with the bet sign. 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:11.960 No, no, no, not that guy. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:15.240 Off to the right there a man who's the one 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:18.480 of the great restauranteurs of our time was sitting right there. 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:23.280 Colonel Sanders. There was a guy did you see, Colonels? 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.000 Yes, the guy, well he's dead, the real Colonel Sanders. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.280 But here's the thing. There's an internet conspiracy theory. There 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:32.959 was a guy doing cosplay as Colonel Sanders sitting right 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.240 behind home play at the Wororad series last night. 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.160 And do you think he was just trying out his 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.280 Halloween costume. 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.120 No, no, it's it's deeper. It's from the shadow realm. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:41.520 Danny. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.080 This is wild. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.280 So I fell down this rabbit hole. I was like, like, 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:45.720 what is that? 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:46.480 Is this for? 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:50.080 Like promoting Canadian KFC or something. Well, the theory is 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:54.680 it's actually they were trying to curse Yamamoto that there's 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:58.480 said to be a Japanese curse, and that's why they 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:02.960 dressed the guy's Colonel San behind home plate. And and 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:06.360 I didn't know anything about this, And now what I'm 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.440 about to say, Danny might be completely bull crap, but 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.320 I read it online, so I'm going to repeat it 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:12.000 as the gospel. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:16.720 But suppose there's a curse of the Colonel. 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:21.360 There's a belief in Japanese because Japanese baseball the ghost 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:27.120 of Colonel Sanders's cursed cursed the Knepon Baseball League's hashin 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:32.680 Tigers for throwing an in store statue of him in 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:36.920 a river. So there's a curse from Japanese baseball. I 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:40.800 don't know much more than that, but the team struggled 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.520 for several years aparently after they threw the statue. I 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.120 don't know how how did you end up throwing a 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.480 Colonel Sanders statue into a river? 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.199 That you have to be a big time Popeye fan 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:50.680 to do that. 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.680 Well, I'm more of a Canes guy. But anyway, well, 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.880 there it is. That's all I got on the World Series. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.439 So cool the Dodgers with the three big Japanese although 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.319 none of them played for the Hashin Tigers. 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:08.520 So I like the fact that it's one to one 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:13.280 Monday at our network tomorrow. We're gonna hear everybody from 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.280 Dan Patrick down to Rob Parker, who, by the way, 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:21.080 faulted the Dodgers because they heard their performance against the Brewers. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:22.600 The Brewers stink. 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:27.440 When I saw raw, I was like, wrong. The Brewers 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.400 literally were the best team all year. Yeah, but they 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.160 stunk when it mattered the most. 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:36.640 Ah, yeah, I didn't see last night. Who did Rob say? 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.840 It was so quiet in Toronto you could hear us so? 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.040 And so he doesn't do that until the series is over. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.640 I thought he did that after Game one, though, I 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.160 swear I saw him post something. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:49.000 Yeah, he might have, just because he hates La so much. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:52.760 He hates LA teams and so he's been reaching really 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.480 badly on the whole Dodgers thing. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.480 Oh, he likes the weather and he definitely enjoys Joe's 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:58.120 the f Yeah. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.720 Oh, he loves the women in the weather, but doesn't 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.880 like any of our teams out here, I understand. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.760 All right, Let's get to the mailbag and our guy Ohio. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.160 How about that tribute yesterday, A great homage to Ohio. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:12.160 That was such a good cover of people are Strange. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.560 That was great, man Ohio al very talented, and I 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.560 sent that in. I'm so glad we got to feature 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:20.840 that on the fifth hour Saturday edition. But let's get 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:22.840 into it in Ohio. I'll get me in the mood. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:32.000 It's bag. 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:39.000 All right, very good. 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.800 And the first one up is from Scott, representing the 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.800 entire state of Florida. Says, Hey, bandon, Danny g what 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.600 would the mal Or mailbox look like for the real 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.320 fifth hour? We know Ohio. Al says, it's in the bag, 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.360 so it's probably not one of those plastic boxes the 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:57.800 US Postal Service gives to celebrity radio hosts like yourself 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.960 who have an overflow of fan Man, if you had 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:04.160 a real fifth hour mailbox, what would it be? A 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:08.920 burlap bag, a traditional box the kids in the fifties 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:12.800 hit with baseball bats, decorated every few months for the 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:15.520 US holidays. Or is it just a slot in the 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:20.120 Malor mansion front doors? Scott from Florida. Well, my mother, 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.960 may she rest in peace. She ran a mailing business 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.200 like mail junk mail, and we used to spend a 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:26.680 lot of time I was a kid. We I helped 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.560 my mom out trying to make a couple extra bucks. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.280 So we went to the post office a lot, and 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:35.040 we had a lot of bulk mail bags, called them 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:38.040 bulk mail, and so we always had those those are 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:42.640 like thick government issued bags for mail. I believe Scott 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:45.720 the malord mail bag would be that the fifth hour 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:49.440 mail bag, which ohiowile, So you know. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:53.480 Those white US postal mail crates. Yes, of course we 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.600 used to jack those and put our Vinyl records in there. 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:58.000 Not bad man. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:01.920 We had a house full of bulk mail bags, those 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.680 trays because my mom and she did a lot of us. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.200 She was hustling and we had a mom and pop 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.240 family business and we ran a lot of junk mail. 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:13.080 Those flyers you get from realtors and open house this 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.960 that there used to be a lot back in the 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:19.280 day before the Internet. It was insane, as you know Danny, 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:24.240 with everything from coupons to you name it that was 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:27.560 sent out as junk mail to people for dog In 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:31.760 Spookerten writes in he says, hello Bloody Ben and Danny Gool. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:35.040 Happy Halloween guys. Well halloweens this week. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:37.640 It's not you have to wait oh this Like I said, well, 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.120 we have a show Friday, which will be Halloween, and 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.280 then we have yeah, okay, he says, Happy Halloween guys. 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.560 This won't be a problem for me since I'll be 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:48.160 out trick or treating. But do you have any tips 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:51.280 for people who don't want kids walking up to their 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:56.360 door begging for candy. Is just turning out the lights 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:58.680 good enough or do you have to do more to 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:02.240 scare them away? Also, is your favorite part of the 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.560 oath hearing people screw it up? I saw Mike and 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:09.960 Tucson struggling with it coming. Yeah, Mike, Mike called us up, 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:13.960 Danny this week. His wife was in the hospital and Mike, 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.760 I guess they had a I didn't know this. 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.720 They have this at the hospital. They had like an 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:21.919 open bar apparently the hospital their booze was flowing, and 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:22.840 Mike called up. 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:25.720 He took the oath from his wife's hospital bed, which 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.800 was the first time we've ever done that, and it 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:30.240 was a little tough to repeat some of the words. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.359 And yeah, that's the highlight. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.080 The highlight is what hospital is that? I've been to 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:37.280 some hospitals before, never any of that fun. 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.479 Yeah, I guess they might have a speakeasy there at 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:42.840 the hospital in Tucson where Mike's hanging out and his 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.480 poor wife, you know, she had a kid, I guess 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:48.359 by C section and she had some issues some complications 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:52.119 from that. So she's in the hospital, Mike's listening to 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.679 the show, probably forcing her to listen to the show, 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:57.480 and then he wants to take the oath he puts 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:58.280 her on the air. 0:17:58.320 --> 0:17:59.879 There was a whole bunch of stuff. It was weird. 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:03.920 Anytime there's a cosmic, there's like a new moon, there's 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:07.400 weird stuff that happens. As for the Halloween thing, I'm 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:11.439 reminded every Halloween about my dad would never leave his 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:13.160 house on Halloween as he got older. 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:15.880 Yeah, those kids out there, I don't want to drop 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:17.359 m going, God, I'm not going anywhere. 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:20.400 Yeah, it was our house house arrest, my dad house 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:21.400 arrest on Halloween. 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:21.760 Every year. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:24.080 He would not leave the house, afraid he was gonna 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:25.440 run into one of the kids with his car. 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:26.360 So he just stayed at. 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:27.760 Home on Halloween. 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:32.040 And I've noticed, and this is just in my small 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.320 little bubble that I live in in the north Woods, 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:37.439 but the number of trick or cheaters has gone so 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:42.160 far down as I remember from like like ten years ago, 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:44.680 fifteen years ago, it just feels like there's not as many. 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:49.240 Maybe that's just my area, but I just don't see 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:52.560 very many. We would buy these giant bags of candy 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:54.720 for Halloween, and we'd end. 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:55.920 Up from Costco. 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:59.040 It was just like ten pounds of candy we'd give out, 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:02.000 maybe less less than a pound, and then we'd all 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:04.159 get fat eating all the candy that we got for 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:04.840 the kids. 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:07.920 Let me ask you about those bags of candy this 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:11.120 year though. Brenda and I were inside Target a week 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:13.679 ago and we were in the row looking at the 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:18.440 Halloween candy. The big bag of candy twenty five ninety 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:23.600 nine is a rip off, yah, And she she said, 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:25.639 I used to get the big bag of candy here 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.320 at Target for fifteen ninety nine. What's going on? 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:31.120 Well, you gotta pay those tariffs, my man, you gotta 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:31.320 put it. 0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:32.399 I don't know how's going on. 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.160 I mean, they can't. They raised look at fast food 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:37.040 of everything is insane. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:38.960 It's absolutely insane. 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:39.600 Andy. 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:43.920 They'll there's always the case with they'll keep raising the prices, 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:47.320 as we've talked about Danny, until there's there is a 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:50.680 breaking point. But they're gonna they're gonna toe the line 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:53.280 and they're gonna go high as they can, and then 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:55.639 then they'll roll it back a little bit and then 0:19:55.680 --> 0:19:56.679 they'll push it back up. 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:57.639