Speaker 1: The second date of date.
Speaker 2: I'll admit I'm no dating expert, even though Brooke describes
Speaker 2: me as a chiseled god of romance.
Speaker 1: I said that I don't know everything.
Speaker 3: I've never thought it.
Speaker 1: When you just say it. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: One thing that I would argue is kind of important though,
Speaker 2: for a good date is you should probably be in
Speaker 2: the same room or at least the same building as
Speaker 2: them for most of the night your date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what, our.
Speaker 3: Virtual date's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 1: Not counting the virtual stuff.
Speaker 2: And apparently that did not happen for one of our listeners, Mike,
Speaker 2: who lost track of his lady somewhere along the way.
Speaker 1: Now, Mike, don't feel bad.
Speaker 2: Even romance gods like ourselves make mistakes sometimes, right, Bud,
Speaker 2: that's true for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please tell me you were like a huge party
Speaker 4: or something and that's why you couldn't find her, right
Speaker 4: like he just didn't find the restaurant.
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound good.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't like that at all.
Speaker 6: I mean, I meant the car online.
Speaker 3: You know what's her name? I'm sorry, the car car?
Speaker 1: The car?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I thought you were buying a car and
Speaker 2: that's a cool, unique name. So you said you meant
Speaker 2: the car online on like a dating app.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she posted something that she wanted to go to
Speaker 5: a you know, for Halloween and stuff like a horn
Speaker 5: in half because she wanted to scream.
Speaker 3: Now this makes sense.
Speaker 5: I thought it was cute if I said, well, listen,
Speaker 5: I'll make.
Speaker 6: You scream and I'll take you to the hearted house.
Speaker 1: Oh all right.
Speaker 3: Well that this right off the bat on Tinder. But
Speaker 3: that's okay.
Speaker 1: It depends on alady. You do your thing, bromance, God,
Speaker 1: you got this man?
Speaker 6: I did? I did put the lo O L in
Speaker 6: good and she thought it was funny.
Speaker 5: Got a date okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: So we go out and to tell you it was
Speaker 6: like a normal, pretty good day. If we grabbed some drinks.
Speaker 3: Oh you did beforehand. That's good. That's a good plan.
Speaker 2: You know, usually drinks after the date is over to
Speaker 2: erase all the memories of the terrible things that during
Speaker 2: and after.
Speaker 3: I'm drunk when I show up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband's especially if you're planning to go to
Speaker 2: a haunted house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I mean, what did you guys talk about?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, the normal stuff, talked about our families,
Speaker 5: and you're also talked about Halloween memories and that's cute.
Speaker 1: Dude, You're probably only person in the line. That's thankful.
Speaker 2: There's a long line because you have time.
Speaker 1: You know, usually walked in.
Speaker 4: And well they were, they're at drinks when they're having
Speaker 4: these conversations.
Speaker 5: I think, you know, it was great that we had
Speaker 5: drinks because we are able to make a reservation the time.
Speaker 1: It all out, so you didn't have to wait.
Speaker 2: Classy haunted house if they only take reservations, but we
Speaker 2: don't accept walkins.
Speaker 3: Like you have to book a slot.
Speaker 4: Yea too, I mean, and that's like, I feel like
Speaker 4: you were dialed in on this date. I would be
Speaker 4: impressed as a woman, like, you've got drinks handled, you
Speaker 4: have the time slot available, you.
Speaker 1: Can drink and you can keep time. You've won over
Speaker 1: Brook already. Tell us how the Haunted house went.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I have been to a haunted house
Speaker 5: in a very long time, and here's the thing. So
Speaker 5: we get into this place and I gotta be honest
Speaker 5: with you, it was like way more scarier than I thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're scared, right, They're not like the ones of
Speaker 4: our childhood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where it's like a cardboard room. Have you one yes,
Speaker 1: this stupid shows fourth we.
Speaker 3: Need to make him.
Speaker 1: How did you handle the tightened level of scariness.
Speaker 5: Well, I got scared, I don't know two or three times,
Speaker 5: and I actually screamed. I mean the thing jumped out.
Speaker 6: Of nowhere and I screamed.
Speaker 2: And then wait, honkey, masculine scream.
Speaker 3: It's more fun if both people are into it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, what was her reaction to you? I mean
Speaker 3: she was screaming too, right, like a little bit.
Speaker 5: But I'll be honest with you, there was a couple
Speaker 5: of times, but I was definitely screaming more.
Speaker 1: But you were the scared one.
Speaker 5: The crazy thing was we ended up in this room
Speaker 5: and it was all kinds of strobe lights. Fog comes
Speaker 5: in next to you know, like she's gone.
Speaker 6: She's like, not with me anymore.
Speaker 5: What I'm like, where did she go? I thought maybe
Speaker 5: she went through the door before I did and she
Speaker 5: didn't see It's why I gotta go into the next
Speaker 5: room and she's not there.
Speaker 3: Are you yelling her name?
Speaker 4: I mean it's hard to hear in those places because
Speaker 4: it's so loud, and you can't like go backwards because
Speaker 4: there's so many people.
Speaker 2: Are the haunted houses that elaborate now where they like
Speaker 2: set you up on a date and then they have
Speaker 2: your date mysteriously vanished in the middle of the haunted pool.
Speaker 3: Wait, it's a real life GHO scene.
Speaker 1: Yes, this place is elaborate.
Speaker 4: I mean I could see where it'd be easy to
Speaker 4: lose someone, Like I've been separated from people in those
Speaker 4: places because it's dark, you.
Speaker 3: Drop your phone and you have to find it or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done that.
Speaker 6: Well you see, that's what I thought, but it catch
Speaker 6: even works for me.
Speaker 1: I get outside and.
Speaker 6: She's still gone.
Speaker 5: I don't like ask get around to like people that
Speaker 5: worked there, and I.
Speaker 3: Thought she'd be waiting at the exit for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like back in the parking lot, like
Speaker 5: I just went to the car and yeah, listen, I
Speaker 5: waited forty five minutes the outside of it. Then I
Speaker 5: get a text from her and it just says got
Speaker 5: an uber, And I was like, oh, kind of weird.
Speaker 1: So she left.
Speaker 4: Maybe she was waiting somewhere else and got mad that
Speaker 4: you didn't find her, Like it's like, if you're waiting
Speaker 4: for forty five minutes, that's all I would text is like,
Speaker 4: gott uber thanks a lot.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so I typed in't but wait, I didn't
Speaker 5: even make you stream yet, continuing that joke. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: nothing no text BacT.
Speaker 1: You guys can't even talk in a haunted house.
Speaker 6: There's not like anything change.
Speaker 1: Well, you mentioned maybe.
Speaker 3: She didn't like him before she went in. You know
Speaker 3: what I mean? We don't know. I mean he thinks
Speaker 3: that things were going well.
Speaker 2: Or is it possible because you mentioned like the screaming
Speaker 2: on your end, Brooke, is it a deal breaker if
Speaker 2: your guide date screams louder and more often than you.
Speaker 3: No, I like it.
Speaker 1: You're you're turned on by by.
Speaker 4: A scared I like him to cry too, No, honestly,
Speaker 4: like like my dad is one of the toughest guys
Speaker 4: I know, and like he would scream louder.
Speaker 2: Third, to bring up your dad during a dating second
Speaker 2: you're taking us.
Speaker 1: Down a weird path. Please leave your family out of
Speaker 1: one second date. Please.
Speaker 2: When we call this woman Dakar and ask her what
Speaker 2: happened at the house, don't don't talk to me like
Speaker 2: you talk to your dad. We're gonna do this right
Speaker 2: after this.
Speaker 1: Hold on second date update.
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
Speaker 2: a Halloween theme. Second date update with one of our listeners, Mike,
Speaker 2: who took a woman named Dakar to a haunted house
Speaker 2: recently lost track of her halfway through. He just turned
Speaker 2: around in a strobe light room and suddenly she was gone.
Speaker 1: Who wasn't waiting for him at the exit.
Speaker 2: He couldn't find her anywhere, and then forty five minutes
Speaker 2: later got a text saying she had.
Speaker 1: Gotten uber home and that was her last communication to
Speaker 1: a very happy text. Has not been responding.
Speaker 2: And Mike, how long ago did this happen that you
Speaker 2: guys were at the haunted house together?
Speaker 6: It was about a week ago, so.
Speaker 4: Not not enough time for a missing person's report.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's too late for a missing person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know she's I've heard forty hours long.
Speaker 7: I'm gone for a week.
Speaker 3: Wait a while for you.
Speaker 2: We have no clue why she wouldn't be responding or
Speaker 2: what happened. What are some of the theories that we
Speaker 2: have about this, Jose, do you think is there anything
Speaker 2: in your head? Well, we didn't ask, and this isn't
Speaker 2: very like a proper question asked, but does she have
Speaker 2: a d D?
Speaker 1: Because I have add.
Speaker 3: There's like shiny mirror a mirror.
Speaker 1: Yell, a collar, and she could have just left.
Speaker 5: The wrong door.
Speaker 1: Did she seem easily distracted Mike.
Speaker 5: I don't think so. That's why I was like shocked.
Speaker 5: I thought she just she went out of the different doors.
Speaker 3: Here's a better question. Were any of the zombies super hot?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe she sing she liked better in the corner here.
Speaker 2: I always got to keep an eye out for those
Speaker 2: attractive circus workers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to make sure you go to the ugly.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, just keep that in mind. Hopefully we can
Speaker 2: get you another date with the car if she picks
Speaker 2: up though.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 6: Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 1: We're the show?
Speaker 3: What we don't know this person? I'm sorry, I apologize.
Speaker 1: Hey, sorry.
Speaker 2: We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 3: I was waiting, man, that was a bad welcome to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I'll turn out to talk.
Speaker 1: Are you wait?
Speaker 5: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's okay. We're a radio show. We're called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: We do this segment called a second Date Update, where
Speaker 2: we try to help our listeners if they get ghosted
Speaker 2: after a date or in your case.
Speaker 1: In the middle of a date, and they don't know why,
Speaker 1: then they.
Speaker 2: Can reach out to us for a little bit of
Speaker 2: help in figuring out the answers.
Speaker 7: Okay, so why are you calling me.
Speaker 2: Because you went out with a guy named Mike is
Speaker 2: having like a week ago when you went to a
Speaker 2: haunted house and he lost track of you in the
Speaker 2: middle of it.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that was a close call.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 7: I don't know if I should like say anything.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, we'll have a good day. This is
Speaker 2: how it works on the show. The people who call
Speaker 2: us agree beforehand to hear whatever the reason might be,
Speaker 2: even if it's embarrassing or whatever it is. It's just
Speaker 2: he's totally in the dark for what happened.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean it kind of started when we were
Speaker 7: having during I don't know if he told you, but
Speaker 7: we did some drinks before the main date was just
Speaker 7: like a haunted house.
Speaker 4: So it did start before you went to the haunted
Speaker 4: house where you were getting some sort of weird vibes
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I'm sitting there having drinks and like, he looked
Speaker 7: so familiar to me, and I'm just racking my brain
Speaker 7: we're talking about just you know.
Speaker 4: Because of the picture online, Like you're like, whoa, he
Speaker 4: actually looks like his profile.
Speaker 7: I mean, he did look a little bit different in
Speaker 7: person than he did online. And I don't think I
Speaker 7: would have gone out with him had I seen this.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's what she means.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's not the problem. Wasn't like what he looked.
Speaker 7: It was like the night or two before. I was
Speaker 7: watching the news and there was this police sketch of
Speaker 7: a guy who was doing really lude and you know,
Speaker 7: horrible things and haunted houses.
Speaker 3: Like a flasher like that type of thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, catch looks like him in person, not like him online.
Speaker 2: Just real quick, the sketch doesn't look like me or anything, right,
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure they.
Speaker 3: Didn't catch you.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, that's not funny. That would be so free.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you look up on your phone while he
Speaker 4: was sitting there to see if you're like, because sometimes
Speaker 4: your memory can play tricks with you or something.
Speaker 7: You know, I will excuse myself to go to the
Speaker 7: bathroom and then you know, I can't be one hundred
Speaker 7: per cent sure because it is a police sketch. But
Speaker 7: I was just like, I'm not gonna take any chances.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you're not gonna take any chances, why would
Speaker 2: you go into the haunted house with it?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you leave at the drinks?
Speaker 7: In my brain, I was like, oh my god, a
Speaker 7: hot house. It's gonna be dark, there's gonna corners. I
Speaker 7: can slip out at some point.
Speaker 1: But now you're bringing the criminal to the place.
Speaker 3: A minute though, before we jump on the like, this
Speaker 3: is the guy.
Speaker 4: He told us he hadn't been to a haunted house
Speaker 4: in years, and he was actually worried that he was
Speaker 4: screaming so loud.
Speaker 3: And that's why because like, remember he was so scared.
Speaker 7: Well, like I said, I couldn't be one hundred percent sure, Ok,
Speaker 7: a lot like him, and I just followed my instincts
Speaker 7: and I knocked out. You're in like a fog machine.
Speaker 1: I see, all right, So you left in the middle
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 3: You call the police, did you the car?
Speaker 2: There's two sides to every story. You should at least
Speaker 2: hear Mike's version of what does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that feels that.
Speaker 6: God, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Because Mike is on the other line right now wanting
Speaker 2: to talk to you close on I assume.
Speaker 4: I mean honestly, Like, if we had known, we would
Speaker 4: have not said this up.
Speaker 1: He's not convicted, even if he is the guy.
Speaker 3: Comfortable and it's probably not even him.
Speaker 1: We don't know. Mike, Are you the guy? Are you
Speaker 1: the flasher?
Speaker 6: What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, be honest.
Speaker 3: He didn't say no, I was a perfect gentleman.
Speaker 5: We had a nice conversation over drinks.
Speaker 6: I didn't do any other I was getting it put
Speaker 6: in the morning.
Speaker 7: Yes, you they lure you in the perfect.
Speaker 3: Streakers, aren't gentlemen?
Speaker 4: Was a guy doing it on dates to you though?
Speaker 4: Or just randomly haunted houses?
Speaker 6: Like I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's a good question, Like we should ask him about it, Mike,
Speaker 2: are you doing this on dates?
Speaker 1: Or do you just save it for special nights?
Speaker 5: No, I've never been arrested in my entire life for
Speaker 5: any arrested.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 1: Loose.
Speaker 6: I've never been charged. I've never been arrested.
Speaker 7: Do you go in hanted houses exposing yourself? You haven't
Speaker 7: answered the question.
Speaker 6: I've never exposed myself to anybody. You got to be
Speaker 6: kidding me.
Speaker 2: I do think we have to jump to Mike's defense here,
Speaker 2: you're making a big assumption about a guy based on
Speaker 2: a police sketch.
Speaker 1: It's not even an actual photo.
Speaker 4: He would be a really, really dumb criminal if he
Speaker 4: came on a radio station. Ye, public, there are dumb
Speaker 4: criminals out there. We cover those in a different segment
Speaker 4: called Laser Stories.
Speaker 2: But well, so the only fair thing to do is
Speaker 2: have Mike stand in a police lineup of a bunch
Speaker 2: of other creepy looking guys and you maybe and.
Speaker 1: Take his clothes off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well we get to the bottle, we'll solve
Speaker 2: a crime and hopefully get another date out of it,
Speaker 2: because that's the whole goal here.
Speaker 5: To Caryah, I'm taking a beating here.
Speaker 6: This islous.
Speaker 4: Because we don't think it just John w Do you
Speaker 4: guys remember his scream joke that he put at the
Speaker 4: end last text, like she thought that he was in
Speaker 4: a police sketch, And he's like.
Speaker 1: Oh, have you even made you scream yet?
Speaker 6: House I then screaming a good way.
Speaker 7: You guys, you're out of your mind.
Speaker 5: This is completely ridiculous. Don't even bother asking about the
Speaker 5: second date. How I'd be afraid to get near this woman?
Speaker 2: Well, we don't even have to ask you're already going
Speaker 2: to meet the car down at the police station and getting.
Speaker 1: That line up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I will get I will get that lineup.
Speaker 3: Wow, he'll see the police line up for you.
Speaker 2: That's a first for our show, for this segment. For sure,
Speaker 2: the lineup, most people get arrested immediately. So I'd be
Speaker 2: willing to give him a chance if I were you
Speaker 2: to car. But the choice is yours. We'll send you
Speaker 2: guys out on a date and pay for it if
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 3: To middle of the day, very public place.
Speaker 7: Yeah, listen, as long as you don't want a trench coat.
Speaker 1: Wait for real, you're actually going to agree to this
Speaker 1: to car.
Speaker 7: I mean, you guys said you were going to pay
Speaker 7: for it, we might as well. And then I'll bring
Speaker 7: the sketch. And then our waitress does it look like him?
Speaker 3: Everybody thinks they're on a murder podcast right now.
Speaker 1: I swear you know what I'll go.
Speaker 6: I'll go on the date, just so I have something
Speaker 6: to tell my friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Mike.
Speaker 2: Maybe if the date goes well, YouTube will end up
Speaker 2: at the courthouse and then you can get married and
Speaker 2: they can put you behind bars, and once you're found to.
Speaker 3: Be the right person, and you have your photographs done
Speaker 3: because the monk shots a.
Speaker 1: Hallmark call us idea rook Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Man, when you look back on your life and think
Speaker 2: about all time worst first dates, getting mistaken for a
Speaker 2: serial flasher has got to be up there at least
Speaker 2: top five.
Speaker 3: You're getting busted as a flasher.
Speaker 1: I'm so concerned about that. I didn't think about that one.
Speaker 1: If he was like, yes, so what, Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're sure he's not that guy.
Speaker 4: On the radio.
Speaker 3: If he was, it's reverse psychology, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And he's like doing the most to be that's a thing.
Speaker 6: That's a real thing.
Speaker 2: Well, luckily the police lineup should sort everything out for us.
Speaker 2: But the good news is we pulled through for Mike
Speaker 2: and got him a second date.
Speaker 3: He kept his pants on the entire time he is.
Speaker 2: It's a good reminder don't judge a man by what's
Speaker 2: under his trench coat, but by what's in his heart.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a bumper sticker, Jeffy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're also allowed to judge the trench go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds sweet.
Speaker 2: But if you need some help with your dating life,
Speaker 2: you can always email the show, we'll call that person
Speaker 2: who's not calling you back and go check out all
Speaker 2: of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at
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