1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: So you Jason made a discovery over the weekend, your husband, 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 1: well you believe, Well, you're right. I'm sorry I jumped 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: a conclusion after thirteen years and living together for twelve 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: point nine ninety nine of those thirteen years. 5 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, your no ring. Are we saying partner? 6 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, we could say partner. Your roommate with him, yes, lord, 7 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: your roommate and mechanic. You think that growing up he 8 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: was a bug boy, like a bug kid. Yeah, he's 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: obsessed with a cicadas. Oh my god, it's so gross, 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 1: like they have chosen my home as one of their 11 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: mother ships. I fully like believe, because they're on every tree, 12 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: their skins are laying all over the place and piles, 13 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: they're on the fence, they're on the house. And over 14 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: the weekend he's just starting to pick him up one 15 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: throwing them at me because he thinks it's to chase 16 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: me around the yard, throwing cicadas at me. But then 17 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: he's also like catching them and feeding him to the 18 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: fish because the fish like him. But he's like looking 19 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 1: at him and I guess there's one that's like a 20 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,279 Speaker 1: blue eyed cicada that's worth like supposedly worth all this money. 21 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: So he's like looking for a blue eyes cicada, and 22 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 1: all this cicadas. 23 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 2: He's like picking up he's touching them. Yes, he's nicking 24 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 2: them up. He's got to pick him up by the wings. 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, no, you were that kid, 26 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 2: like you were that kid that like played with bugs. 27 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 3: And that's why I'm living. 28 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 1: With So I want to know eight five five five 29 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: three five, if you were the kid that played with bugs, 30 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: what became of you? Are you still playing with bugs? 31 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: Not that long ago I met a very attractive woman 32 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: who well she married, but uh, you know, because you know, 33 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: I look right at the finger, the ring finger, she 34 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: was a bug person. Like I think she's still into 35 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: lady bugs. And she's grown and successful and good looking 36 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: and she likes bugs. 37 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 2: And I don't know what does that say. 38 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: I mean that, I honestly have to tell you, I 39 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: think that might be a disqualifier. Like if I if you, 40 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: if I were super into you and you're like, yeah, 41 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: I have a cockroach you know, aquarium back at the house. 42 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 2: That in reptiles. 43 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: Now reptiles just they freak me out because, as you 44 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: well know, I do not believe I can reason with 45 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: a reptile, and they might be very nice and I'm not. 46 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to infan anybody who likes them, but me, 47 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: I'm scared. Like, if you like spiders, that's a bug, 48 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: right right, But he he calls me to kill the spiders, 49 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: which is wild. He's afraid, so he's out of here 50 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: grabbing cicadas by the wing, trying to hear they got 51 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: blue eyes, we can tell. 52 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 3: Them, right. 53 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: But if there's a spider in the shower, he's like, dreamson, 54 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: kill a spider. I think it's just you're born this way. 55 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: I think I think there's just certain people you're wired different, 56 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: because I don't did. 57 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 2: You like bugs growing up? 58 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 4: No, But there's a kid on my block that will 59 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 4: do the same thing that that your boyfriend does, just 60 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 4: picks up cicadas in such showing everybody, yes, he puts 61 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 4: on this little kids like just like walking around like 62 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 4: covered in ciccado and. 63 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 2: Cicada whisper. I'm like, god, oh no, hell no. 64 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 3: Yeah. 65 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 5: There was a really hot kid in high school, but 66 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 5: like no one really went for him because like the 67 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 5: reputation was that he was still really into bugs. 68 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 3: Like I think that might have been. 69 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 5: What his major was so like good for him, but 70 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 5: in high school really cat. 71 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: Like, if you dig that, I love that for you, 72 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: and hopefully you can find somebody else who digs that. Yeah, 73 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: but me, no, Like I was at a very I 74 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: was at a pretty nice restaurant over the weekend in 75 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 1: Tennessee and they set us in the patio and there 76 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 1: were so many cicadas everywhere that they were and it 77 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: was a nice place, but they were just dead ones 78 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: all over the floor because you couldn't not walk to 79 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: your table and step on them. Oh like you couldn't. 80 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: And they didn't even bother to clean them up because 81 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: it's just there. I mean literally, I've never seen so 82 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: many bugs in my life. 83 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 3: I know, I'm like. 84 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: Walking in my backyards crunch crunch on the gund so gross. 85 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 2: There's so many of them. 86 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of Yeah, there's like a real 87 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: structure going on with like that. You know, I don't 88 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: want to get grosses early and people probably eating, but 89 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: I mean there's this there's substantial animals and there's a 90 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: lot of them. It's all it feels like, yeah, it 91 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: really is one of the seven whatever it. 92 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 3: Was yeah first whatever, Yeah, like something's happening. 93 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 2: You know. Somebody was trying to explain to me. 94 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: It's like, no cicada cycles ones every seventeen years, once 95 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: every like twelve or something, and they just so happened 96 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: to fall at the same time. So you got you 97 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: got cicada everywhere. But I've never seen any like it. 98 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 1: And they look like a little flying concer. I guess 99 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: cockroach just do fly. 100 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 2: But what is their purpose? Like what about deers? 101 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 3: What is the purpose deers? 102 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 2: They're just eating trees. 103 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 3: They're eating the bark. 104 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 4: That's why they're protecting all the little tree That's why 105 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 4: all the little trees are wrapped up and stuff like that. 106 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 2: Eating. 107 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:35,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 108 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 3: Wait, and they're also mating, right, Is it's true? 109 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 2: Is that why? 110 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 3: It's so? 111 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 2: They made it like whatever, like seventeen years ago. 112 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 4: That so they hear them that they made That's how 113 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 4: long it took for them to hatch with seventeen years. 114 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. 115 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: Like it's this weird combination or this weird like whatevers over. 116 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 3: Ourselves. 117 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: I thought Fred could reason with a bear, but not bugs. No, 118 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: I've never said bugs. I've never said bugs and snakes 119 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: and spiders. I can't reason with them. I don't feel 120 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: like I can communicate with them. I don't think they're 121 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 1: speaking the same language. 122 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 5: My sister was a really weird kid, Like she walked 123 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 5: on all fours regularly. 124 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 3: I don't know, Like she would be a dog. 125 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 5: She would bark at cars that pulled into our driveway 126 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 5: until eighteen, literally. 127 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 3: Like until like yesterday. She would kill me. I'm not 128 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 3: really allowed to tell that story. 129 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, and she's so like beautiful now, but yeah, she 130 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 5: would do like horse jumps and she would hiss at 131 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 5: my friends like a cat like she was really I 132 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 5: think she only identified with animals. 133 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 3: She was really odd, I'm not kidding. And she would 134 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 3: kill me, so no one tell her she would No 135 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 3: one put this video right right, I'm serious. 136 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: No one put this on social media, this video about 137 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 1: Caitlin's extremely attractive younger sister who apparently I think she's 138 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 1: a horse car barks cars. Yeah. 139 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 5: The only reason she was a good swimmer is because 140 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 5: they told her pretend you're a dolphin and then she 141 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 5: could do butterfly like she will. 142 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 1: When you get into the neighborhood, do you roll the 143 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 1: window down so she could stick her head out? 144 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:01,720 Speaker 2: She still goes back. 145 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 3: She would kill me. She's like, we don't talk about 146 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 3: that anymore, but she. 147 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 2: Was odd, we don't. Let's keep talking about it. 148 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 1: I know. 149 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 2: No, no one's gonna tell her. 150 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,919 Speaker 3: We're all a little weird. She's gonna. 151 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 5: I haven't told her boyfriend, but I'm like resisting her 152 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 5: so hard. 153 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 2: Her bark, she'll right ba. She's like me speaking, She'll 154 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 2: know what you mean. That's her, it's her mating call, 155 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 2: it's the Bread Show.