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Speaker 1: Hi, it's me Bridger.

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Speaker 2: The plan obviously was to have a new episode this week,

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Speaker 2: but you know, if you're a news junkie like me,

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Speaker 2: you may may have read a story about Los Angeles

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Speaker 2: being on fire. That's kind of the current state of affairs.

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting in my kitchen. There's a lot of stuff

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Speaker 2: but feel like this is sort of punishment for all

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Speaker 2: of the complaining I've done about rain on this podcast,

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Speaker 2: and for that, I'm sorry. I'll try to learn from this,

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Speaker 2: but you know, I whine about rain for years, and

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Speaker 2: fire and it's just starting to feel like there's no

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Speaker 2: extreme weather pattern that will make me happy. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what to say, but anyway, you know, it is

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Speaker 2: a horrible, horrible nightmare. Fortunately, I'm all right, and I

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Speaker 2: appreciate everybody emailing and messaging and commenting concerned about me

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Speaker 2: and on a lease in the backyard and everything. And

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Speaker 2: obviously not everyone did, and those people are now on

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Speaker 2: my list. I'll deal with you later, but yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: been very fortunate so far.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. The backyard is still there. There's a light layer.

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Speaker 2: Of ash, so we probably won't be recording episodes back

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Speaker 2: there for a minute just due to everything in general,

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Speaker 2: but hopefully we can get back there soon.

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Speaker 1: If you feel like.

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Speaker 2: Helping with this horrible, terrible nightmare scenario that we're currently

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Speaker 2: living through, this is an easy way to help. You

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Speaker 2: can google LA two zero five zero fire guide and

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Speaker 2: the top result should be a volunteer and support guide

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Speaker 2: with links to donate or to volunteer if you happen

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Speaker 2: to be in the area all kinds of things. There

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Speaker 2: are at least a thousand ways to help, so just

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Speaker 2: take your pick, and if you can't or do not

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Speaker 2: want to do any of that, that's also fine.

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Speaker 1: Do your thing. I'm not your mom anyway. This episode is.

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Speaker 2: A rerun with Cola Scola, who is just an absolute miracle.

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Speaker 2: We all agree on that if you haven't heard it already,

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Speaker 2: you'll enjoy it. If you've heard it before, you will

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Speaker 2: enjoy it. I guess those are the two options. Oh

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Speaker 2: an update on this episode. Actually, at the time, my

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Speaker 2: doctor had just revealed to me that he was starting

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Speaker 2: a podcast, and as far as I know, as of

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, that podcast is no longer a podcast.

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Speaker 2: It stopped existing, and yet this one is still standing.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't have to go to medical school, so

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Speaker 2: look who came out on top doctor. Anyway, feel free

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Speaker 2: to listen to this episode or to dip into our

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Speaker 2: rich back catalog of other episodes. Try to enjoy something,

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Speaker 2: try to take care of yourself, or or don't. Again,

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Speaker 2: maybe you feel like letting yourself go. That's also an option.

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Speaker 2: I'm not here to force you to do anything. I

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Speaker 2: just offered these suggestions. You take them and you use

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Speaker 2: them to color your life in whatever.

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Speaker 1: Way you see fit. Oh my god, let's get into

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Speaker 1: the show. Invit.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear fun a man? Myself? Perfectly clear? But

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Speaker 3: you're I guess Tom, you gotta come to me empty

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Speaker 3: and I said, no, guest, your presences, presents, and I'm

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Speaker 3: already too much stuff.

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Speaker 1: So how do you dad?

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Speaker 3: Disurbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I am Bridger Wineger.

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Speaker 2: I hope you're doing okay. I hope you're having a

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Speaker 2: nice day. I what's going on? Let's see this morning,

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Speaker 2: I went to the doctor, you know, for just a

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Speaker 2: general checkup, and he told me that he has a podcast.

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Speaker 2: This was unprompted and of his little shocking for me.

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Speaker 2: So I just thought i'd let you know that there

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Speaker 2: be naming the doctor or the podcast. He's not getting

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Speaker 2: any advertising here. We have to move on. I'm today's guests.

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Speaker 2: I could not be more thrilled. One of the absolute funniest,

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Speaker 2: none other than Cola Scola Coal High Bridger.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to I said, no gifts, How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm great. I just I'm sorry about the mole. The well.

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Speaker 4: I was listening to your Doctor's podcasts and today's topic

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Speaker 4: was your your mole.

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Speaker 2: Right, and it doesn't look like things are it's going

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Speaker 1: He said? He said, it's not cancerous, but it is ugly, right, so.

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Speaker 2: And kind of just an unremovable It's just something I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, insurance won't cover that, and yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm not paying out of pocket, right, I'll live ugly

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Speaker 2: with this ugly mole before I spend a penny. So great,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't obviously realized he was recording at

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it sounded like you were doing a

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Speaker 1: This is Bridger.

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Speaker 2: Well, when somebody, when somebody tells me to do something,

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Speaker 2: I just kind of followed directions. I got at the

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Speaker 2: doctor's office to cause trouble.

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Speaker 1: Right, right, right right.

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Speaker 2: You're from Utah, right, And he's a medical professional, for

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Speaker 2: all I know. He just wanted to check my throat

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Speaker 2: or what have you. Yes, and I trust him. I've

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Speaker 2: seen him three times now, so that's enough. There's the charm. Yeah, RTA,

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Speaker 2: And I know you know he's taken some sort of oath.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 2: I had had listen. I actually had a very stressful

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Speaker 2: time on my way to the doctor. There was the

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Speaker 2: world's longest train stopping. There was a train that truly

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Speaker 2: was bisecting Los Angeles.

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Speaker 4: Oh ye, So you're in your car and then you're

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Speaker 2: Right, and the train wasn't passing, and I ended up

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Speaker 4: Wait, so you are your neck and neck, you're racing

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Speaker 4: the train, get around it your neck and neck, and

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Speaker 2: Right only to be secretly recording this kind of personal issue,

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Speaker 2: this mole that I've been living with through the pandemic worryings.

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Speaker 2: Just am I going to be having this hideous thing

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Speaker 1: And now you know you you will? I will? How

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Speaker 2: You have to dwell, you have to live there. This

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Speaker 2: that's the sort of situation there.

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Speaker 2: Kind of one of those dead like you see those

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Speaker 1: I think we have the same search hist Bridger. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure what you're searching. I you know, I'm constantly

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Speaker 2: I feel like I've seen you must. I actually don't

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Speaker 1: You know what, I won't lie, I can.

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Speaker 4: I can conjure that image in my mind, which means

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Speaker 2: There must be some sort of maybe I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Occasionally they just let it be something to cut to,

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Speaker 1: the ladies talk. It's my favorite part. Yeah, Cole, what

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know nothing. Everything I've been

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Speaker 1: Right. Do you feel like it's getting harder and harder?

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Speaker 1: I always, ever since I was a child, everything's been

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Speaker 2: I think that there's like a through your twenties, things

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Speaker 4: Challenges the body? Yeah, I this time lapse. We are

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Speaker 2: like that. Of course, it's it's a very entertaining thing

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Speaker 4: Right, competition shows, Real Housewives, Oh, that's so anxiety inducing.

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Speaker 2: I'm only recently watching the Housewives, which and only because

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Speaker 2: I know that she's sort of the star of that show. Well, look,

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Speaker 2: I didn't expect to, because I have I know a

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Speaker 1: Yes, and I could not.

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Speaker 2: I tried maybe Beverly Hills or something at some point,

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Speaker 2: unbelievably low rent, and I just feel like they're always

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Speaker 2: it's also like it's just fun to see them hosting

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Speaker 2: at events that are supposedly classy and that I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's next to them.

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Speaker 4: All right, right, right, right today we're at the tcby

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Speaker 4: for the big charity event.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 2: The shows are so convoluted and so I mean everything

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Speaker 2: about no one goes to that many events or even

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, or I don't.

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Speaker 4: I can't imagine like seeing like fighting with people and

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Speaker 4: then continuing to see them for years and years, you know,

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Speaker 4: like I've maybe had like like one disagreement with like

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Speaker 2: Right, Like I'll go to a wonderful dinner with a

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Speaker 4: Sure, sure, and nothing bad happened at all, Right, but these.

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Speaker 1: have to.

440
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: Maybe we should well do a part two of this

441
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 4: interview where I go to the rite Aid on the

442
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 4: corner right to speak to the security guards and get

443
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 4: their take.

444
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 2: Now, there was a point, you know, I wander through

445
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: a lot of stores. I love wandering through stores and

446
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 2: just looking at objects with that with no intention of buying.

447
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: And there was a period that I feel like.

448
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 2: When I first moved to La that I would go

449
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 2: to a seven eleven on occasion just wander around to

450
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 2: just free my mind. And I think the person occasionally

451
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 2: or eventually thought that I was shoplifting and asked me

452
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: not to come back, which is probably just what was

453
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 2: happening in my life that I thought seven eleven was

454
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 2: a relaxing place to be.

455
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 4: It's you know, it's familiar. Yeah, it's got to be.

456
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 1: A sort of sterile comfort.

457
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 3: You know.

458
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 4: The air conditioning at a seven eleven is always exquisite, right,

459
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 4: freezing cold, freezing cold, freezing cold. It's like a retirement home,

460
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 4: you know. But I used to hang out at a

461
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 4: pharmacy when I was a little kid, and I got

462
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 4: kicked out for spending too much time there.

463
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, And how old were you when this was happening.

464
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 4: It's like ten, and my friends and I would just

465
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 4: go to this pharmacy and ask people if they needed help,

466
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 4: like finding things.

467
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 1: Did you ever help anyone?

468
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes I think people were just humoring us. And right,

469
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 4: we were children. We had nothing to do. It was

470
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 4: so boring, you know, childhood, well cole miserable.

471
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 2: Oh what I don't I don't know. Look, look, okay,

472
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 2: so obviously you're here.

473
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm here.

474
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 2: Yes, a few weeks ago you agreed to be on

475
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: the podcast. I was so happy. Yeah, yeah, I love

476
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 2: Cole reluctantly. Of course I kind of dragged you into this,

477
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: and uh, all that said, it seemed like you were

478
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 2: at least going to play fair and just be here

479
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 2: as a pleasant guest. We would have a nice little

480
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: chat and then move on with our lives, hopefully never

481
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 2: see each other again. Yeah. And then a couple nights

482
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 2: to go, the doorbell rang. Yeah, I believe it was night. Wow,

483
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 2: believe Uh, which is frightening for any purpose. Sure, we

484
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: don't have a lot of visitors. And I opened the

485
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: door and there was a box there, large square box

486
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: addressed to me, uh return address on No, I mean,

487
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: not unknown, but from Williams Sonoma. I had not ordered

488
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: anything from Williams Sonoma. Love william Sonoma. I have never

489
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: purchased anything there because it's a little above my you know.

490
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 2: It's more of a going and brows and dream of

491
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: a life of the Williams Sonoma shopper, right, see the

492
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,719
Speaker 2: latest novelty, that kind of thing. So I brought it

493
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: in and my mind started circling what possibilities this could have,

494
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 2: where this could have possibly come from, And then it

495
00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 2: occurred to me Cole as the last person I contact with.

496
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 2: They've got my address, and obviously I I don't know.

497
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: I was.

498
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 2: I was a little broken up about it. And now

499
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 2: I'm just going to ask you. Okay, this podcast is

500
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 2: called I said no gifts, and I have to assume

501
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 2: I opened the box and there was a gift wrapped box.

502
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: Is this a gift for me? Yes? Okay? Should I

503
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: open it here on the podcast?

504
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 4: Yeah? You should open it and then I'll explain. I

505
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 4: know you said no gifts, and I respect that boundary.

506
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 4: But once once you open it, I can explain and

507
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 4: hopefully it'll make sense.

508
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: Okay, and you'll understand why I had to.

509
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 2: Okay, for the listener, this is a heavy white box,

510
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 2: maybe the heaviest gift on this podcast so far, I

511
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 2: would hope.

512
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: So you left you give gifts by weight. Yeah, oh yeah,

513
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: Let's just open it up here and see what happens.

514
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: This looks like a beautiful wedding gift if I were

515
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: ever to get married. This is how it would feel like. Right,

516
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: I think that's probably what what these things are usually.

517
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: And keep going, keep right right.

518
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm going to keep my eyes away

519
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: from the box.

520
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: Until completely open, kind of do a doing my best

521
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: to keep it a complete surprise. Oh my god. Yeah,

522
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: this is a beautiful waffle maker. Yeah, a vertical waffle maker,

523
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: which a vertical waffle maker I'm not even familiar with. Well,

524
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: the reason that I got it for you is because

525
00:29:53,680 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: I've been having this recurring nightmare of you making waffles

526
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: and just getting waffle batter everywhere because it's hard with

527
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 1: a regular waffle iron. You pour the batter on and

528
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: it usually spills over the sides. Yes, And I just

529
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: I keep waking up in a cold sweat because I'm

530
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: I just see you just waffle batter everywhere, just a disaster,

531
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: and you're cleaning it up and then the waffle's burning,

532
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: and like you know, it happened once, And I thought, oh,

533
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: that's a weird dream. Sure after six years.

534
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: Pretty consistently every night of dreaming, and I've known you

535
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 4: like what three right?

536
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, and I was probably a kind of a

537
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: stranger in a dream.

538
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 5: Initially, Yeah, absolutely, I was like, well, that's weird.

539
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 4: Why would I dream about that? Just yeah, So I

540
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 4: found this on the Williams Norma website. It's a vertical

541
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 4: waffle maker. You poor the batter in on top so

542
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 4: that it doesn't spill out the sides.

543
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, you can then kind of like a coin

544
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: slot almost, yes.

545
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 4: Exactly, and then you know, when it's done, you can

546
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 4: open it up and the waffle comes out.

547
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: And you do you own one of these? No? You don't.

548
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: No, it's just this dream where that's kind of just

549
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: been this image of the waffle maker for that.

550
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: Kind of thing. I would hate to own something like that.

551
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 1: But I thought, if I want to sleep tonight or

552
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: any night, I need to make this. I need to

553
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: fix this. Right.

554
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 2: It's hard to say what effect this is going to

555
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 2: have on your dreams moving forward, whether it will continue,

556
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: and maybe a new element will be introduced to the dream.

557
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: I mean, God knows what message I was trying to

558
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: get through to you or whoever's places dream in your.

559
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: Head, right, yeah?

560
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 2: I mean, were there any other elements of the dream

561
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 2: that you could remember? Or is it I just remember

562
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: hating you so much? And then when I met you,

563
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: I remember I hated you, and I was like, why

564
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: do I hate Why do I hate him?

565
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 4: We've never met before, And then I was like, oh,

566
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 4: it's the dream.

567
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: I hate him because of the dream.

568
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 4: And then eventually I sort of was able to separate

569
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 4: the you know, the nightmare from right, the nightmare.

570
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: Right and now reality you're just a strong dislike yes, yeah,

571
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: and the dream continues, I imagine it.

572
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: Yes, yes.

573
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: Is it an increasing hatred or just kind of a baseline, Well.

574
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,479
Speaker 1: Now it's sort of comforting, you know, it's a comforting hatred.

575
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: It's toxic. It's a codependent hatred, you know.

576
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that one without that hatred, I mean, you're

577
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 2: going to be completely off balanced.

578
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: We'll see.

579
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 4: I mean that's I need something to break up the

580
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 4: monotony of you know, this pandemic life. So maybe not

581
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 4: hating you could be just what I need shake things up.

582
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: Do you own the waffle maker of any type? I

583
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: don't want to like a waffle.

584
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 4: I love a waffle, but I would never I don't

585
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 4: have a lot of counter space, you know. I live

586
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 4: in New York, right, I already have a kitchen aid mixer,

587
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 4: I have a Vita mix I have a toaster, my

588
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 4: like crsee I have. You know, There's just there's no

589
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 4: counter space. There's no cabinet space, you know, right, what

590
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 4: are you.

591
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: Making in your kitchen aid? So far?

592
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 4: I have only made one batch of cookies. And when

593
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 4: was that? That was like two months ago? Oh okay,

594
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: so recently. This is a new question. But I bought

595
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 4: the kitchen Aid mixer like six months ago and I've

596
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 4: used it once. How was your I realized in the

597
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 4: for this exact cookie recipe it would have been easier

598
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 4: to mix my hand. Actually, it was just like a

599
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 4: simple chocolate chip recipe, oatmeal chocolate chip recipe, and.

600
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: There was just no need for the mixer. But I

601
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: think a mixer mikes the butter up.

602
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 4: Sorry, this is for the listeners who are falling asleep

603
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 4: their cars.

604
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.

605
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: The listener loves a cookie recipe discussion. Okay, who doesn't.

606
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 2: If somebody has a problem with that, I don't know.

607
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell anyone.

608
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: That's fair. Oh so it was a you. It felt

609
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: like overkill for you. Yeah.

610
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 4: I bought it originally because I wanted the like I

611
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 4: made merangue once and like a vegan meringue, and my

612
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 4: hands and arms hurt so much.

613
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: I thought, you know what I need to do.

614
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 4: I need to spend hundreds of dollars to make sure

615
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 4: I never feel this pain. In three years when I

616
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 4: make this thing again, but I need to spend it

617
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 4: right now.

618
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: Do you think you'll make vegan moraine again?

619
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just not fun to make stuff for myself,

620
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Right, Like, maybe when I

621
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 4: can see people again. The fun of making things for

622
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 4: me is people being like, oh my.

623
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: God, you know, I can't believe you were able to.

624
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, I had extra you know, I would have

625
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 4: made this nice for just me, but I thought, why

626
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 4: not bring it?

627
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 3: Well?

628
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 2: I think a kitchen aid is also just kind of

629
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 2: nice looking. It's just a nice thing to have on

630
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: your counter, right, Yeah, absolutely, It's a status symbol. And

631
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: I grew up, you know, poor trashy.

632
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 4: I say, like I was Niles Crane, like a young

633
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 4: Niles Crane, but in Roseanne's house, you know.

634
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 1: Right, that makes perfect sense. Yeah.

635
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 4: So I just always, you know, wanted things like a

636
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 4: KitchenAid mixer or to listen to NPR, right of course.

637
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I'm sorry to hear you've only used

638
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 2: the kitchen aid once. Do you feel like you got

639
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 2: it kind of burned you and you're just not going

640
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 2: to go back to it.

641
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: I really just hate washing things, and you know, in

642
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: New York.

643
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 4: Do you have a dishwasher? Do you have a dishwasher?

644
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 4: But you know those things aren't dishwashed. You know they're

645
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 4: supposed to be hand washed. You know, the bowl, the bowl,

646
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 4: I think so yeah, the metal book.

647
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: I don't know that I'll go through the dishwasher three

648
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: times a week. I mean, maybe it's about it. Maybe

649
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 1: that's why that mole is getting so much bigger.

650
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 2: Every time I wash it, I feel kind of a

651
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: pulse in my leg and I just the heat radiating down.

652
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: But I've just ignored it. But it's worth it. If

653
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 2: it saves me an extra ten minutes, I mean, turning into.

654
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: A monster, maybe I will cool. You can absolutely.

655
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 2: Maybe this is just the Kitchen Aid Hotline podcast at

656
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 2: this point, but I hope so. I mean, I can

657
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: tell you I recently had a problem. It wasn't mine

658
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 2: wasn't mixing correctly.

659
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: I looked it up. You have to drop a.

660
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 2: Dime in the bowl and mix it around, and if

661
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 2: the dime does it's this weird old trick that like,

662
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: if the mixer doesn't move the dime enough, it means

663
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 2: it's not adjusted properly. I know a lot about a

664
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 2: kitchen Aid mixer.

665
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: Wow, is this like some secret blog like like KitchenAid.

666
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: Queen's like like, listen, honey, we've been around, Like I

667
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: love those kinds of It's everywhere, Okay.

668
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: I think like literally, Kitchen Aid, I think like the

669
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: company line is like, well, if it's not mixing properly

670
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 2: put it for whatever reason. A dime is the exact

671
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 2: object that you need at the bottom of the bowl

672
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: to make sure it's correct.

673
00:37:53,480 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 4: That's nickel erase chair. That is total? Do you book

674
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 4: much at home?

675
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: I like to bake. I like baking.

676
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 4: It's prettier, you know, you get like a pretty thing

677
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 4: at the end. And there's too much intuition in cooking,

678
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 4: and I don't trust my intuition.

679
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: What do you like to bake them?

680
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 4: Well, I'm vegan I and so I make a lot

681
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 4: of just like vegan things.

682
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: And I made a.

683
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 4: Key lime cake with Italian meringue butter cream frosting.

684
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds incredible and like a.

685
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 4: Gram cracker cream cheese filling. It was way too sweet.

686
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 4: It was too much. Oh okay, sure, Like that wasn't

687
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 4: the recipe at all. I just sort of imagined like, oh,

688
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 4: this would be I bet this would be amazing.

689
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: Did it look nice? It looked great, It looked great.

690
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 4: It took me two days to make it because I

691
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 4: had to repeat every step twice because I've you know,

692
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 4: messed something up every step along the way, like the

693
00:38:55,560 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 4: temperature of the sugar for the meringue, you know, using

694
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 4: the wrong amount of flower, you know that sort of thing.

695
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 2: Did you in high school have cooking classes or that

696
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: sort of thing?

697
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: You didn't, did you?

698
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 2: I took so many cooking I mean it was essentially

699
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 2: I think it was just a failure of the Utah

700
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 2: public school system that I think I took a foods

701
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 2: they were called foods classes. I would take one of

702
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 2: probably every semester and learned absolutely nothing.

703
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 4: Hollmeck was gone by the time I got to high school.

704
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 4: There was wood shop. I had to make a bird house.

705
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 4: But some this guy, Branden Lever, who came from a

706
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 4: very big Apostolic Lutheran family, made the birdhouse for me,

707
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 4: and that was a sexual awakening for me.

708
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: Of course. It was I was like, why do I

709
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: love that he's making my birdhouse for me?

710
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 3: Like?

711
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: Why do I why is my face read from this? Yeah?

712
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: Did you take other elect classes in high school? Just

713
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: like I took a children's theater class, a children's theater class. Well,

714
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: this was like in a bigger school that I transferred

715
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: to my junior year, and there.

716
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 4: Was like a theater class that was right before lunch

717
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 4: and we would take a children's story, improvise a show,

718
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 4: said it, and then during lunch we took the show

719
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 4: to different grade schools.

720
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's wonderful. Yeah, it's very sweet.

721
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I loved it. I felt like, well, we're on tour.

722
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: Now, right, And I'm sure the elementary schoolers looked at

723
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: you as a star.

724
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 4: I don't remember like the audience reaction. I just remember

725
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 4: feeling so glad, like rushing to eat my food before

726
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 4: class because like I had just performed, and it felt

727
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 4: so like God, no time to eat because we just

728
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 4: we just did two shows, you know what I mean?

729
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 4: Was there feeling put upon?

730
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 2: Was there like any inter class drama or anything where

731
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: someone that felt there was a star or someone wasn't

732
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 2: pulling their weight.

733
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: There was a murder right outside of the death. Outside

734
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: of the death. No, everyone got along.

735
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 4: It was like fun, And that might have been like

736
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 4: the best experience I've ever had in a school setting. Wow,

737
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 4: aside from Brandon Lever making my God bless yeah, God.

738
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 1: Bless him. God. I wonder where he is dead.

739
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 2: Do you think the murder you had kind of pulled

740
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: him into the class with promise of touring elementary schools.

741
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: I said, look, you're gonna you're gonna be huge, to

742
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: make you a star. A star. This waffle maker is wonderful.

743
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: I have a a regular one, a regular waffle maker

744
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: which I have kind of converted into just a well

745
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: it's no longer a waffle maker because I just use

746
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: it to reheat regular I'm essentially using it as panini

747
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: press or like when I left over pizza or whatever,

748
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: I throw it in there, which I can't recommend.

749
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 2: Enough into a waffle iron. It's fantastic. It's the only

750
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: way I'll ever reheat, at least pizza. You basically fold

751
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 2: it into a sandwich and burn it.

752
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 5: You do you do you have a toaster oven. I

753
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 5: don't have a toaster oven. Okay, yeah, neither do I.

754
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 5: But if I did, that's how I would reheat pizza.

755
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 5: So it doesn't not As.

756
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 4: For anyone who was wondering, maybe tease that at the

757
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 4: top of the episode, when you're like hear what Cole's

758
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 4: preferred method of reheating pizza is.

759
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,479
Speaker 1: After the break, After the break, we finally get to cold.

760
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know my current waffle iron is not just

761
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 2: full of pizza grease most of the time. I guess

762
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 2: I washed that in the sink. I don't know that

763
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 2: you're even supposed to wash a waffle maker.

764
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: I think you probably should, right, but.

765
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 2: It feels like, you know, kind of an electronic device

766
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 2: that I dropping the sink and suddenly I'm splashing water

767
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: all over it, and how do you dry it out?

768
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: This kind of like how to clean a cast iron skillet? Right?

769
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: Do you have a cast iron skillet? I do? But

770
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 1: do you use it?

771
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 4: I don't because I'm so anal about the cleaning of it,

772
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 4: like re seasoning it. And it's like, why bother making

773
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 4: something in it if it's going to take me four

774
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 4: hours afterwards to you know, re season it and make

775
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 4: sure it has that gorgeous sheen on top.

776
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: Have you ever made anything in it? My boyfriend made

777
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: pancakes in it once.

778
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 4: And then I passed it aggressively, was like, well, no,

779
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 4: I have to clean it.

780
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 3: You know.

781
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: Those to me, just the like getting into it, it

782
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: seems like a giant challenge, the seasoning all of this.

783
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't. I don't know that that's for me. It

784
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,720
Speaker 1: feels like a full lifestyle. You have to accept.

785
00:43:55,640 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 4: It's a religion. Ultimately, it's a religion. Ultimately it's for

786
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 4: people who need God and.

787
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 2: Then they find them and they find Yeah.

788
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: Cool.

789
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 2: I feel like it's time to play a game. Okay,

790
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 2: do you want to play a game called Tic tac toe?

791
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 2: Or we could do a crossword puzzle or word search.

792
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,479
Speaker 2: I'll just hold it up to the zoom and we'll

793
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: just quietly say what I see right. No, do you

794
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: want to play a game called gift Master or gift

795
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 2: or a Curse.

796
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: I'll play gift Master.

797
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I need a number between one and ten seven. Okay,

798
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: for a minute, I have to do some calculating. So

799
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 2: you're going to have the microphone. You can promote something,

800
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: you can recommend something, you can do whatever you want.

801
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'll be right back.

802
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: Hello. Do you want to make more money?

803
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 3: Sure?

804
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: We all do. Do you guys remember that commercial with

805
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: Sally Struthers. I'm going to do some free association here

806
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: on Norman Lear. There were a lot of shows when

807
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: I was a child, especially Norman Lear shows that had

808
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: a sort of orange yellowy brown. I think because they

809
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: were shot on film, but they really I really didn't

810
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: like them. Watching them, I could smell cigarette smoke and

811
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: I really, I just I didn't like it. This is

812
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: the same reason I didn't like Roseanne. It was like,

813
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: this is my life, Why do I want to see

814
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: this reflected back at me. I was much more into,

815
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: you know, something aspirational like Sybil, which apparently and I

816
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: don't know if Sybil Shepherd or Christine Baranski will ever

817
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: be guests on this podcast, but apparently they did not

818
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: get along at all.

819
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 4: And that is hard for me because I would like

820
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 4: to imagine that they were friends.

821
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 2: Oh are we kind of I kind of want you

822
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: to just continue talking for a while. No, No, I

823
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 2: think I think I'm done. I think I've said what

824
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: I needed to say, half heard whatever was happening, and

825
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: I support everything you were saying.

826
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: Great, thank you.

827
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 2: Sybil Shepherd is becoming kind of a recurring theme on

828
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 2: this podcast because I made that Shepherd mouse pad, or

829
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:21,479
Speaker 2: I did, and she sent it to me, and that's

830
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 2: neither here nor there.

831
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: We need to play the game okay.

832
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: But also just excellent use of that time. This is

833
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 2: how this game works. I'm going to tell you three

834
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 2: potential gifts things you're going to give to people, and

835
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: then three celebrities or famous people, and you're going to

836
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 2: tell me which gift you'll give which person and why

837
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 2: does that make any sense?

838
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay? Perfect? These are the three gifts that you'll

839
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: be giving. Okay.

840
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: Number one is a trip to White Sands National Monument.

841
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 2: Now I believe it's New Mexico.

842
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

843
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 2: It came across my desk because I feel like a

844
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: lot of people post about it on Instagram's you know,

845
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 2: sand Dune's White Sand Picturesque. That's what you're dealing with there.

846
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 2: Number two is homemade fudge. Homemade fudge like that I made, yes, okay,

847
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 2: And finally, guitar lessons. Those are the three gifts can

848
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 2: you'll be giving two?

849
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: Let me find them.

850
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 2: I'm getting slightly better at this. Sometimes I struggle, sometimes

851
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: I nail it, okay. Number one this is two people.

852
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 2: This is Derek and Julianne Huff.

853
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

854
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 2: They're the brothers sister team on Dancing with the Stars.

855
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: Number two is celebrity chef Bobby Flay and number three

856
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 2: this I don't know how many people. This is the

857
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: Sackler family now, right, kind of the family behind the

858
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 2: opioid crisis. Yes, of the I believe Purdue Pharmaceutical. Yeah, well, okay, yes,

859
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: so go ahead immediately, I'm poisoning that fudge and giving

860
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 2: it to the Sackler.

861
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: It's coming from my heart. That's lazier focused, I love.

862
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

863
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 4: Oh, poisoning them, by the way, with an overdose of

864
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 4: the opioids that they produce or finance. Okay, so we

865
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 4: have Bobby Flay. Hmm, okay. The last thing I want

866
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 4: is either of them playing like Derek and Juliana. I

867
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 4: don't want them. I feel like the Juliana maybe play

868
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 4: is Julianna or Juliana Julianne Julianne Juliana makes more sense. Yeah,

869
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 4: it does, but I'm not I'll talk to her about

870
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 4: it afterwards.

871
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: For now, get on the phone. Oh yeah, Julianne, I

872
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: feel like already plays the guitar. Oh, that sounds right, interesting,

873
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: So maybe I would give her.

874
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 4: I would give them the guitar lessons as a sort

875
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 4: of passive aggressive way of saying, like, keep trying babe,

876
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 4: and then Bobby Flay sort of seems a little like, uh,

877
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 4: what are the humors? I learned about this in the

878
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 4: plague lecture, Like there's like yellow like bile, and then

879
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 4: there's like he's whichever one is like cold and flemy

880
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 4: and probably needs to be in like an arid climate

881
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 4: for his health kind of like write out almost.

882
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I would. I would send him there.

883
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 2: I think that's an excellent I mean, if you, If

884
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 2: not you, someone should be sending that poison fudge to

885
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 2: the same I hope.

886
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: So somebody's got to get them. I hope it's Julian Huff.

887
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: I hope she sends you. Hope. I hope she sends

888
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: poison fudge to the Sackler family. I would if I

889
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: woke up to.

890
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 4: That headline tomorrow, I would kill myself because of get

891
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 4: any better than there.

892
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: Was absolutely nothing better than that Juliane becoming an unexpected

893
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: kind of hero.

894
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kind of on this mission of revenge on

895
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 2: behalf of America, of the world of the world. Yeah,

896
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,760
Speaker 2: well that's wonderful. Do you give Do you like giving gifts?

897
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 4: I do like giving gifts. Yeah, you know what I do?

898
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 5: You know that finally, Yeah, fuck you, I like I

899
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 5: like giving gifts.

900
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't care what you think. Yeah, I do like it.

901
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 2: Do you give unexpected gifts or just on occasions?

902
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying.

903
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 4: You know who's the best gift giver is Amy Sedaris,

904
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 4: and she gives like gifts at random times. If she

905
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 4: sees something that makes her think of you, right, she'll

906
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 4: send people things. And I really like that, and so

907
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 4: I've tried too, or it sort of inspired me.

908
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: To just keep my eye out for things, like.

909
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 2: Just to be thinking of other people while you're out

910
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,720
Speaker 2: in the world.

911
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 4: But I still mostly just give gifts for you know, housewarming, right,

912
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 4: you know, birthdays.

913
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: I love bringing toilet paper. Is that true? Yeah? Because

914
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: who doesn't need it?

915
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 3: You know?

916
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: Right, It's just a thing. It's very practical. Yeah, we'll

917
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 2: always be used. Is there have you given any type

918
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 2: of gift that you've been particularly proud of?

919
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

920
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 4: Well, the best gift was I got a Toto washlet

921
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 4: you know, like those little bidet toilet seats. Oh sure,

922
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 4: that are like heated to my mother for Christmas, and

923
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 4: that's wonderful.

924
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 1: Did she like it? She used to ray.

925
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 4: My aunt had one, and she would just always rave

926
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 4: about it, Like for ten years she would talk about like,

927
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 4: oh my god, that toilet seat, and so I finally

928
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 4: got I got it for her, and I don't think

929
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 4: I can ever top that, at least to her.

930
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and has Amy Sidaria's given you anything good? I mean,

931
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: like what anything exciting?

932
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 4: She gave me a portrait of me as chassis painted

933
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 4: by David's husband Hugh Hamrick.

934
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's incredible. Yeah.

935
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 4: She gave me this letter that Joan Crawford sent to someone. Yeah,

936
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 4: she just sends me thus are beautiful gifts. Yeah, yeah,

937
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 4: sends me acep soaps and lotions lovely.

938
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

939
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 2: I mean, listener, if you haven't seen At Home with

940
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 2: Amy Sidaris, obviously, Amy Sidaris.

941
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: Is very funny and a bit cold. It's also extraordinary. Thanks.

942
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 2: You didn't use your time to promote anything. I'm not

943
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 2: anything to promote pp matter. That's another thing, another thing

944
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 2: people should look up years ago.

945
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: Thanks? Thanks? Is that years? That feels recent? Two three?

946
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing matters anymore.

947
00:52:59,480 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

948
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 2: Okay, we played the game and then we got into

949
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 2: another thing. We have to answer a listener question. Yes,

950
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 2: this is called I said no emails people are writing

951
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 2: into I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They

952
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 2: have just various issues. Let's see if we can answer

953
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: something here one moment. Okay, this says, Hello Bridger and

954
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 2: insightful guest. I'm in the process of purchasing my first

955
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 2: home and my parents are graciously loaning me a part

956
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 2: of my down payment. This is a true loan plus

957
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 2: interest that I will be paying them back for in full.

958
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 2: I'd like to get them something that says thank you

959
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: without spending too much because they are loaning me the money.

960
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 2: After all. My parents are semi retired, have three small

961
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 2: rescue dogs, a cat, and a chicken. They mostly hang

962
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 2: out of their suburban home, don't drink much, and prefer

963
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 2: to be working in the yard when it's warm outside

964
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: with all the animals. Can you give me some ideas

965
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 2: for an appreciation gift that are one easy on the

966
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 2: wallet and two aren't tacky or overplayed? And thanks? Ashley

967
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 2: in Dallas. Okay, So Ashley's parents are, as far as

968
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 2: I can tell, predatory lenders. I don't it seems like

969
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 2: someone has just found herself. She's tangled up in something

970
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,959
Speaker 2: that's going to only become worse. Yeah, and she wants

971
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 2: to give them a gift.

972
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 4: This is like PhD level gift giving because it's like,

973
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 4: what do you get for someone who's loaning you money?

974
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 4: That's because you know, you get something too expensive. It's

975
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 4: like what do you do?

976
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: Like, right, that money could be going towards the Yeah.

977
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, so but I understand, you know, wanting to a

978
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 4: gesture a gesture.

979
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 2: Right, what we're looking at here, and then also we're

980
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 2: getting details like there's a chicken, which I don't know that.

981
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: You know, it's the complication here is what do you

982
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 2: get your banker.

983
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not in the habit of giving my

984
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: banker a gift, right.

985
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 2: But mom and dad have apparently some level of money yea.

986
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 2: And but look, she's moving into a house. This is

987
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 2: what I think is. It's making a nice dinner and

988
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 2: having them over, kind of like kids made dinner and

989
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 2: mom and dad are going to.

990
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 4: Have I was going to say, it sounds like, you know,

991
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,959
Speaker 4: maybe I don't know what the travel situation is. Maybe

992
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 4: this house is somewhere on the other side of the country.

993
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 4: They're like, we don't want to travel, right, you know,

994
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 4: maybe they're not you know, maybe they're anti vaxers. Who

995
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 4: don't you know she didn't include any of that information.

996
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 4: I wish, I wish she had. Please respond and Bridger

997
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 4: will update the audience accordingly. I'm kidding he never will.

998
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 4: But I think, honestly, you just have to, like you

999
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,919
Speaker 4: have to. It has to be something that you make,

1000
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 4: I think, honestly, a thank you card, like a like

1001
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 4: a letter, like a like an actually thoughtful letter, an

1002
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:18,240
Speaker 4: actually thoughtful letter with some details about their relationship.

1003
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's nice. I mean, unless she's a terrible writer.

1004
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 4: A framed photograph of her in front of the house

1005
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 4: not bad, yeah.

1006
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: Or maybe like a actually I don't know, sen some

1007
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 1: dog treats or something, some corn kernels for the chickens.

1008
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: So what you do is you chicken feed a photo

1009
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 1: of you in front of the house in a nice

1010
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: thank you card, and then if you can fit a

1011
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: dog one of the little flat little milkbone treats in

1012
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 1: the envelope, as well as some corn dried corn for

1013
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 1: the chicken, they.

1014
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 2: Just end up with a dusty letter, which I'll appreciate it.

1015
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 2: I'll have kind of a homie fee A great yeah.

1016
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 2: I mean I don't see any that's neither techy nor overplayed. Yeah,

1017
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 2: and mom and dad are also going to be getting

1018
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 2: a monthly mortgage payment, yes, which maybe there's just a

1019
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 2: thoughtful note every time you pay them.

1020
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like hope you're enjoying this interest. I hope you're

1021
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: enjoying making money off of me as I fall further

1022
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: and further into debt, just.

1023
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 4: Alone on the down payment though, so well, I don't know,

1024
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 4: but honestly, like just a photo of you, like so

1025
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 4: happy in front of the house. Yeah, I think that's

1026
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 4: like perfectly look at how happy I am because of

1027
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 4: something you did, and then maybe they'll lower the interest

1028
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 4: for you.

1029
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that that's all perfectly nice.

1030
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 4: Amy had this chapter in her book about entertaining, like

1031
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 4: if you have a rich uncle over you, try to

1032
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 4: like present very poor so that he'll maybe give you

1033
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 4: more money. Like a photograph in front of the house.

1034
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 4: Maybe make it make the house look sort of dingy.

1035
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 5: Put a tarpa on the window that are sort of

1036
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 5: falling apart, you know, maybe get the photo in the

1037
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 5: rain without like a rain jacket or something like thank

1038
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 5: you so much, like just really dust you know, like

1039
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 5: get the envelope dirty, as if maybe you found it

1040
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 5: you know.

1041
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's great. Maybe try to send it

1042
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 2: without a stamp so it's a first returned there's no

1043
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 2: money for even for postage at this point, and cover.

1044
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: It in two cent stamps. Yeah, yeah, I.

1045
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: Think that's wonderful. That question is could not be more

1046
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 2: comprehensively answered.

1047
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: Can we answer one more? Do you mind? I would

1048
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: love to something hopefully a little easier. Yeah, maybe not.

1049
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 2: I mean we're just going to go to the next

1050
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 2: thing here. Okay, this is hybridger and guest. My name

1051
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 2: is Bobby, and I need gift advice for my boyfriend's parents.

1052
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 2: We've been together for five years and he has five siblings. Okay,

1053
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 2: he and his siblings go in together on the gifts

1054
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 2: for every holiday and do not include me in their

1055
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 2: big presence. Well, this is feeling weird. Let's see. So

1056
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: I am on my own to buy a Mother's Day,

1057
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 2: Father's Day, Birthdays, Christmas. I ran up out of ideas

1058
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 2: about three years ago and they have since just been

1059
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 2: getting boo I've been getting booze and restaurant gift cards

1060
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 2: every holiday. It's getting embarrassing. These people are in their

1061
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 2: early fifties, have a lake house and they ride motorcycles.

1062
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 2: Please help. And it doesn't look like there's a name there.

1063
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 2: That's probably my mistake, probably copying pasting. But this is

1064
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 2: now an unknown person. Bobby, Oh, Bobby is at the beginning.

1065
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 2: This is a reading reading comprehension problem.

1066
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: I knew it.

1067
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 4: How many eggs are there still in the basket? If

1068
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 4: Robby has given way hold on? What do you get

1069
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 4: for your d are you?

1070
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: I don't get.

1071
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 2: Jim's I've never gotten them. I mean maybe that's a

1072
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 2: problem on my I let him get the presence. Yeah,

1073
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 2: I'm not in charge. He doesn't get my parents anything, right,

1074
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 2: I feel like you're just and also there's not this.

1075
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 2: I feel like this is kind of a psychologically complicated

1076
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 2: thing where the boyfriend and siblings are all going in

1077
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 2: on these gifts and leaving Bobby out.

1078
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1079
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 4: I think it would be up to the boyfriend to

1080
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 4: be like either say like, hey, can we put my

1081
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 4: boyfriend's name on this? Or he should help you find like,

1082
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 4: you know what my parents would like?

1083
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: Here's this? Get them? Yeah?

1084
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 2: I think, I mean, why this person is putting in

1085
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 2: a lot of energy to these parents. It doesn't make

1086
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 2: any sense. Yeah, I say, just stop altogether. Although now

1087
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 2: you've created kind of a pattern that's going to feel

1088
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 2: strange when it ends.

1089
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 4: Right, Well, I'm curious do what we can't get Bobby

1090
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 4: on the line, But does he get gifts from them?

1091
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: That's a good question.

1092
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 4: Because Bobby also mentioned Father's Day and Mother's Day and

1093
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 4: like that's all like, yeah, are they getting you gifts

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01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 4: for your birthday and for Christmas?

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01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: And you know, do you get an Easter basket?

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01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 3: You know?

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01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 4: Is it that sort of thing like or or do

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01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 4: the parents get you and your boyfriend like a joint gift?

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01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 4: Like right, isn't that case?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know. You wouldn't kill him.

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01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 2: Bobby has kind of been dragged into this high level

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01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: gift giving scam the ghost where for whatever reason, gifts

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01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 2: are being given over and over. But these six children

1104
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 2: want nothing to do with Bobby's gifts. I think Bobby

1105
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 2: should take whatever. Another thing that's really good.

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01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 4: For rich people is like donating money for like to

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01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 4: charity to their name.

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01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: Yes, that really is.

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01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 4: Like some sort of like one upmanship of like I

1110
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 4: know you want something, but guess what people need things.

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01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: While you're buzzing around the lake house.

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01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so yeah, making a donation in their name

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01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 4: is really it's really classy.

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01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: But just get like a very expensive card with that.

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01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's beautiful, one of these cards.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like, did they go out of business?

1118
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 2: I feel like a walk.

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01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: Away from me. You're kidding.

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Speaker 2: No, At the beginning of this pandemic, I right before

1121
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 2: you saw to it.

1122
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: That they would go out a business.

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01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: I swore, if it's the last thing I do, Papyrus

1124
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 2: will go out of business.

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Speaker 1: Their brick and mortar stores will close.

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Speaker 3: No.

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01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: When we were getting ready before.

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01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 2: This podcast began, I needed help wrapping gifts, and so

1129
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 2: I went to Papyrus because I'm so bad at wrapping

1130
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 2: gifts and they were having a fire sale going out

1131
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 2: of business, and a tea there. Very sweet teen wrapped

1132
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 2: all these gifts on discount, heavily discounted because they were

1133
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 2: going out of business. But apparently you've kind of got

1134
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 2: this rogue Papyrus that's running.

1135
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Speaker 1: Should I go say something? I think they don't know right,

1136
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: they're just kind of like automatic. Our phone's been ringing.

1137
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 1: We haven't been paid in months. But is that what's

1138
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 1: going on? Yeah?

1139
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, an expensive card. Maybe find one of those

1140
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 2: charities where they put your name on a bench or

1141
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 2: a brick or that kind of thing. That's a thing, right,

1142
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 2: I think I've seen that before.

1143
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're going to put your name on a

1144
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: on a on something, right, a charity where they put

1145
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: your name on something. I think those are more expensive though.

1146
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 2: Right, that's a Christmas gift, that's a fiftieth anniversary gift.

1147
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 2: But a Mother's Day, Father's Day. Maybe animal charity or something.

1148
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: The ASPCA, right, or something really like dismal. Right, something

1149
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: just really just sad, and that reminds everyone of how

1150
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 1: horrible so many dead children's funds goes to kind of

1151
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: propelling children's deaths. So just to remind everyone that they're

1152
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: dead children.

1153
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 4: Awareness my charity of raising awareness for dead children.

1154
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 2: Cole, Okay, we're done answering questions.

1155
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:32,959
Speaker 1: Cole.

1156
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 2: I'm so happy to see you. I'm so glad you

1157
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 2: be here, and this CAFL maker is wonderful.

1158
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 4: I really wanted to show up everyone else who's ever done.

1159
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 1: I mean, this is something that would be want to do.

1160
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: Embarrass your Frankly, you have good multiple time. Good for

1161
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: a moment.

1162
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 2: One of this podcasts have been humiliated. And we're just

1163
01:04:55,280 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 2: going to exit on that note, and uh, listen, this

1164
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 2: is the end. Thank you for being here, and do

1165
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 2: whatever you need to do now.

1166
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: I don't care.

1167
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 2: I have a nice day, bye bye. I said, No

1168
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's engineered by our

1169
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 2: dear friend Annalise Nelson and the theme song is by

1170
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 2: miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on

1171
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 2: Instagram at I said No Gifts, that's where you're going

1172
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 2: to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

1173
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 2: Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you

1174
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 2: found me.

1175
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 1: And why not leave a review while you're there. It's

1176
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: really the least you could do.

1177
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 2: And if you're interested in advertising on the show, go

1178
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 2: to midroll dot com slash ads.

1179
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 3: Hello invit did you hear fun? A man? Myself perfectly clear?

1180
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 3: But you're a guess, Tom, you gotta come to me

1181
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 3: empty And I said, no, guest, your own presence is

1182
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:14,920
Speaker 3: present in no. I already had too much stuff, So

1183
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 3: how do you dare to surbey me