Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to the bench story, the arrest of
Speaker 2: Donald J. Trump. Oh you heard about it. You all
Speaker 2: heard about it. Okay. I thought it was just a
Speaker 2: little un you know, little Yesterday was a momentous day
Speaker 2: for Donald J.
Speaker 1: Trump.
Speaker 2: He was indicted for thirty four counts of falsifying business
Speaker 2: records and also one count of clogg in the courthouse toilet.
Speaker 2: They had it that one at the last minute, so
Speaker 2: old Trump. He went down to the courthouse, looked around
Speaker 2: stupid for a couple of minutes, and then fled on
Speaker 2: his private jet to Florida because, as you all know,
Speaker 2: Florida does not have an extradition treaty with the United States.
Speaker 2: He rode up Tomorrow Lago and then he waved to
Speaker 2: his support US and then offered to put a storm
Speaker 2: up there. Butt sick.
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 2: Seriously, though, who adds motion to a thumbs up? It's simple,
Speaker 2: lock the elbow. Trump gotta be the first person to
Speaker 2: add the jerk off motion to a thumbs up. Thanks
Speaker 2: so much for coming out. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Ay.
Speaker 2: So, then after all of that, it was time for
Speaker 2: Trump to give his big speech and sidebar. Why are
Speaker 2: people still going to Trump's speeches like, I get it,
Speaker 2: I get it, that's your dude, But you know what
Speaker 2: he gonna say? He said, it's such Donald Trump is
Speaker 2: a comedian that ain't changed his act in years.
Speaker 1: You know what he gonna do. Liberal media be doing.
Speaker 2: This and Joe Biden, Joe Biden and them, they be
Speaker 2: doing this.
Speaker 4: Y'all know I ain't lying.
Speaker 2: Come on, no djin kicking.
Speaker 4: The only.
Speaker 2: The only thing, the only thing that changes year to
Speaker 2: year with Trump is who his enemy is. And for
Speaker 2: this fight, he's got two new ones.
Speaker 5: In a defiant speech at mar A Lango, the former
Speaker 5: president claimed he's a victim and targeted the prosecutor and
Speaker 5: judge in the case.
Speaker 4: They can't beat us at the ballot box, so they
Speaker 4: try and beat us through the law. The criminal is
Speaker 4: the district attorney.
Speaker 6: I have a.
Speaker 4: Trumpeting judge with the Trump hating wife and family.
Speaker 2: Who who you know go to trial and talk shit
Speaker 2: about the judge. That's bold. The judge could destroy you.
Speaker 2: He could destroy you when.
Speaker 4: You rolling them up.
Speaker 2: You about to fight cocaine bad.
Speaker 4: You don't offer him crack first.
Speaker 2: And he didn't just call out the judge, Trump called
Speaker 2: out the kids. You don't pull the ki and even
Speaker 2: rappers don't go after the kids, and they murder each other.
Speaker 2: And and Trump said, the man has a Trump Hayden wife.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, to be fair, I don't even
Speaker 2: know if that was an insult because Donald Trump also
Speaker 2: has a Trump Hayten wife. Well, you can't tell me,
Speaker 2: Milania don't hate that man. If anything, this week was
Speaker 2: confirmation if y'all think, let me ask you have said.
Speaker 2: During Donald Trump's forty five minutes as a political prisoner,
Speaker 2: where was his wife? So many people noticed the former
Speaker 2: First Lady, the former president's wife, Belania Trump, was not
Speaker 2: in attendance last night.
Speaker 5: His wife, former First Lady Milania.
Speaker 4: Trump, she was not there.
Speaker 5: Among the guests were ardent Trump supporters, including Congresswoman Marjorie
Speaker 5: Taylor Green and the My Pillow founder Mike Lindell. One
Speaker 5: person noticeably absent last night was former First Lady Milania Trump.
Speaker 2: Even the pillow salesman showed up for the speech, but
Speaker 2: his own wife didn't show up. And the speech was
Speaker 2: at the house. Melania didn't even come downstairs. She just
Speaker 2: she opened up the bedroom door. Oh, you're back from
Speaker 2: prison already. Now, look, we're making jokes. We're making jokes,
Speaker 2: but there's nothing funny about a former first lady not
Speaker 2: showing up to a husband's speech where he's complaining about
Speaker 2: getting arrested for lying about paying off a porn stock. Frankly,
Speaker 2: I'm concerned about Milania's whereabouts, so we launched a search
Speaker 2: for it. And that search is being headed by a
Speaker 2: very own dull say sloan, Dn'll say, We'll say, they'll
Speaker 2: say you're in flor you're in called to do? Yes,
Speaker 2: we are. We are very poor dus. Now, I mean,
Speaker 2: why you down there on the coast. Are there any
Speaker 2: signs of Milannia down there? Oh?
Speaker 4: Not yet.
Speaker 6: You know, I've been looking for her at the beach
Speaker 6: all day, and after this, I'm gonna look for her
Speaker 6: at brunch, and then I might go look for her
Speaker 6: at the front row of a magic mic show.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm vigially, you know, vigil antsy out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ain't the magic mic show in Las Vegas. I
Speaker 2: think you're taking advantage of the corporate expense account. We'll
Speaker 2: talk about that later, but first, let's let's just while
Speaker 2: I got you, let's just talk about this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Don't you think that Millennia should leave Donald Trump? I
Speaker 2: mean the man was paying hush money to poorn stars.
Speaker 6: Roy, Roy, Roy, you don't understand, son. The hush money
Speaker 6: was for Millennia. She's the reason he didn't want people
Speaker 6: to know about Stormy Daniels ship. If he wasn't married,
Speaker 6: his campaign slogan would have been a porn star.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, before Malonnia, he paid a four star one
Speaker 7: hundred and thirty thousand dollars to know a love like that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It's you know, it's kind of romantic for a man
Speaker 6: to just break bread like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I got you. So then, so then you
Speaker 2: think Malania should stay with.
Speaker 6: Donald No, he cheat on her with a porn star.
Speaker 6: Come on, I've dumped men for a lot less. I
Speaker 6: broke up with a guy last week because he left
Speaker 6: me a voicemail.
Speaker 4: A voicemail, sir, what year do you think this is?
Speaker 4: Just leave a.
Speaker 6: Comment on my TikTok I an adult grandpa.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I see what you're saying. So then you
Speaker 2: think Milania should have dumped Trump back in twenty sixteen? Gotcha?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Hell no, listen, uncle Roy, are you listening in? Why
Speaker 6: would she dump him when he just got elected? L presidente?
Speaker 4: You cheat on me? You think I'm gonna let some poor.
Speaker 6: Starvey the first lady with the hell now, nah, bitch,
Speaker 6: I'm getting a portrait Okay, a real one with paint
Speaker 6: and shit.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I'm talking about a canvas the Eagle,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna sit there for seven hours and look happy.
Speaker 1: Dammit.
Speaker 2: Okay, doing every which way, didn't do? Say, just tell
Speaker 2: me what the hell should Malania do?
Speaker 4: Then you should be doing what you've been doing.
Speaker 6: Take advantage of Trump when he's president and when he's not,
Speaker 6: let his ass twist in the wind while you're at
Speaker 6: home watching Martin.
Speaker 4: Ree runs and banging these pool boards.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean she's doing.
Speaker 4: It tomorrow, lagga, right now?
Speaker 1: Wait, so you know what she is?
Speaker 2: Why are you running up an expense account over my week?
Speaker 4: What you what?
Speaker 2: This is my week hosting and you're running up to
Speaker 2: build with all this travel.
Speaker 6: Come on, wow, this is how you treat a black woman.
Speaker 2: That's no, no, no, that's not how a minute black women's historymo.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no no no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no no, that's not hif minutes, whack's not high minutes?
Speaker 2: Why that's not no no no, no no limit.
Speaker 4: No I should be. I got here with a tail
Speaker 4: five bag and Morris.
Speaker 6: Check not and you out here trying to act like
Speaker 6: I'm not doing my job. You know what I'm gonna
Speaker 6: get her my jet Ski.
Speaker 4: I got to do with you. I got to do
Speaker 4: nothing this You rure my jet Ski.
Speaker 2: They'll say salo on everybody.
Speaker 1: Like yes.
Speaker 2: It's one of the original kings of comedy. He's also
Speaker 2: the starr and executive producer of the hit CBS series
Speaker 2: The Neighborhood, which will soon celebrate its one hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: Please welcome subject to the entertainer.
Speaker 1: Oh gee, no.
Speaker 2: Girl, Before before we talk about anything, Oh gee, let
Speaker 2: me just ask a serious question off the rep man.
Speaker 2: What is your annual budget on hats?
Speaker 8: The hat budget is, you know, it's first whatever it is,
Speaker 8: and then I take care of the kids, school and
Speaker 8: all that.
Speaker 1: Coul tell me a hat.
Speaker 4: I never see a hat repeat itself.
Speaker 2: It's just hats, just a punch of hat.
Speaker 4: Does your wife have any room for her shoes?
Speaker 1: That that's the constant battle against her shoes. I've lost.
Speaker 1: I definitely lose in that battle for jud Now.
Speaker 2: I had the honor of doing you know, morning radio
Speaker 2: in Birmingham for almost fifteen years and a lot of comedians,
Speaker 2: a lot of ogs came through when I was young
Speaker 2: in the game. And something that I peeped about you all.
Speaker 2: Y'all always came in town when you had the time.
Speaker 2: You come in town to day early, Yeah, and go
Speaker 2: to the Black Mall, parlay with the people, do your shows.
Speaker 2: Then on Saturday when you can sleep in the hotel,
Speaker 2: go to the black barbershops. Yeah, parlay with the people.
Speaker 2: You're one of the most universally loved people in entertainment
Speaker 2: talked about. It goes you Sindbad and Hamburgers in terms
Speaker 2: and and I mean this seriously, what could politicians learn
Speaker 2: from comedians on just getting love from people and just
Speaker 2: interacting with folks?
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, really, you can't do it just
Speaker 8: at the time of that you're running for office or whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 8: The idea is just actually, you know, making contact with people,
Speaker 8: looking people, I feeling that vibe, you know, understanding who
Speaker 8: they are. You know, you see people out there Green
Speaker 8: New York. This I got this from jay Z.
Speaker 1: I see you Green New York had clap. You can
Speaker 1: breaking out you want to know if you feel you know,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I see you.
Speaker 2: Lake clap, Okay, lake clap over there and then they go, wow,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna vote.
Speaker 4: I'mmiliar because it's on my hat.
Speaker 2: So the Neighborhood, Yeah, congratulations on one hundred episode, first
Speaker 2: and foremost, and you're directing the one hundredth episode of
Speaker 2: this television program. And The Neighborhood. I've always been a
Speaker 2: fan of it because it's a show that positions itself
Speaker 2: within the issue of gentrification and not addressing the bigger issue,
Speaker 2: but just what it means to be a black person
Speaker 2: in a black neighborhood and that white person come in
Speaker 2: and you figuring out how to keep your culture while
Speaker 2: also learning about someone else's in the writer's room. How
Speaker 2: are you all able to toe that line on that
Speaker 2: issue and make it so palpable for everybody?
Speaker 1: It was always the thing with the show.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, it was interesting because when the
Speaker 8: show first came to me, it was here comes the Neighborhood,
Speaker 8: and I was like, oh, wait a minute, so that's
Speaker 8: a whole nother attitude right there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm already there.
Speaker 8: The neighborhood already exists, right, So, you know, it was
Speaker 8: one of those things where, you know, we wanted to
Speaker 8: be able to tell that story of like how you
Speaker 8: feel when when things come.
Speaker 1: You do want growth in your neighborhood.
Speaker 8: You do want a Starbucks and the whole foods, but
Speaker 8: you don't want to do that without losing the culture,
Speaker 8: you know what I'm saying. So you know, and that's
Speaker 8: the really how we tell the story. We got great actors.
Speaker 8: Max Greenfield plays Davis, just you know, legendary funny man
Speaker 8: killing it to Shina Arnolbeth Bears, Marcel Spears, we kill
Speaker 8: it man s.
Speaker 2: So now talk about directing.
Speaker 3: What was that like?
Speaker 2: Because the episode premiere is next week, but what was
Speaker 2: that like to sit behind that camera and go you
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 1: And go get me a water?
Speaker 2: Motherfuck?
Speaker 1: That was it? That was it. That's what That's what
Speaker 1: everybody loved. I was like, Yo, you know the director,
Speaker 1: you know you actually you get to paint the picture.
Speaker 1: That's what I say.
Speaker 8: You know, you're the one that's kind of literally literally
Speaker 8: putting all the colors on the canvas and just and
Speaker 8: so you know, you get to you get to tell
Speaker 8: people just for no reason. I don't like to tie.
Speaker 8: I don't like the time, lose the tie, you know
Speaker 8: what't not the tie?
Speaker 1: Good? Keep you tie on, you know so, but.
Speaker 8: You know, but actually it was that kind of thing
Speaker 8: where I got great actors. You really just give them
Speaker 8: the best place to deliver and get off. And that's
Speaker 8: what I really learned as a director. For the most
Speaker 8: part I've been doing I've directed a couple of episodes
Speaker 8: of The Neighborhood and then The soul Man that I
Speaker 8: used to have on my other show with NISI, And
Speaker 8: so you know, that's that's the idea, really just finding
Speaker 8: that place where a comic can get off or an
Speaker 8: actor and just like show them, you know, show.
Speaker 1: Them where they need to be for it to happen.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't thank you enough for what you've done
Speaker 2: for not just the culture of entertainment, but also just
Speaker 2: the culture stand up comedy. And it's not something that
Speaker 2: you two your horn about. It's not something that you
Speaker 2: talk about a lot publicly. But I want to give
Speaker 2: you flowers today, o G. Because you know, people try
Speaker 2: to measure stand up comedians on the worth of well,
Speaker 2: who had the best special and who had the best jokes.
Speaker 2: But behind the scenes at this same show, The Neighborhood,
Speaker 2: you have staffed and employed so many people, black, white women,
Speaker 2: just so many people. And there's so many comedians. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it's one thing to be someone in this
Speaker 2: industry and create a great comedy special. But I measure
Speaker 2: the worth of a comedian by how many homeowners does
Speaker 2: he create within his team. And it's a bunch of
Speaker 2: them over there. Thank you so much. Set the entertaining everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the one.
Speaker 3: Hundredth episode of the Neighborhood as April tenth, and Phibs
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