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Speaker 1: Hose I gotta say before the brand new episode starts

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Speaker 1: right now, thank you for getting us a glimpse of

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Speaker 1: what it's like to be in a men's restroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Also and that I'm sober. It's a lot

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Speaker 2: different experiences.

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Speaker 3: Met.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to hear this story.

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Speaker 1: It's coming up in a brand new On's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: We've got a brand new second date today, a lot

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Speaker 1: of fun laser stories. We got it all but first comments.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, JAYC said, I think we should have a spinoff

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Speaker 5: series for a Lexus on YouTube, road Adventures with a Lexus,

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Speaker 5: so you can see how she drives, but also the

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Speaker 5: redemption for her in case she gets an accident and

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Speaker 5: it's not her fault.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it would be pretty fun to just put a

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Speaker 1: dash cam on your car for a week and yeah.

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Speaker 4: Just see who survives. Yeah, and then I have witnesses. Guys,

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Speaker 4: I don't know that it's going to go in your favor.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love the positivity I do. Your brand

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Speaker 4: new full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 2: They say time and temp is the secret to having

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Speaker 2: a great radio show.

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Speaker 4: Oh I thought we were talking about cookies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's brooking. Jeffrey in the morning. No, you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm talking about, Like, good morning, Pokitsie, it's six

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Speaker 2: fourteen and the am ball me eighty seven degrees. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna keep that hot ball rolling with some j LO.

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Speaker 1: Let's get loud, dude, are you reading a radio handbook

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Speaker 1: from the year two thousand and one?

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Speaker 6: Uh brook?

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Speaker 2: If you don't know that, saying obviously you're not in

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Speaker 2: the bees.

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Speaker 4: How we do never done radio before.

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Speaker 2: We have always said doing lots of weather and traffic updates,

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Speaker 2: mix in a birthday shout out to Ron the mail carrier.

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Speaker 2: You have gotten unbeatable trifecta of hot, live and local entertainment.

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Speaker 4: Don't forget to say Ron's hometown.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, also Poughkeepsie. Always from fun fact, in twenty sixteen,

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Speaker 2: we paused doing second date updates for an entire month

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Speaker 2: just to focus on time and temp and give the

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Speaker 2: people what they really wanted to hear in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Those are the wish I worked here.

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Speaker 1: I will say, Jeffrey maybe bias because he did start

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Speaker 1: out doing our traffic reports.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, up in curiosity too, helicopter. Those are the

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Speaker 2: good old days, so why not bring them back. Let's

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Speaker 2: do a little weather right now.

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Speaker 4: People have their phones for that, Jeff, nobody needs together.

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Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the weather around here. No, I'm

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Speaker 2: talking about the record heat wave happening in Australia right now.

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Speaker 4: I did you.

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Speaker 2: See where temperatures are currently soaring well above one hundred

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Speaker 2: and twenty degrees?

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Speaker 1: Is it the Australian Open going right now? But like

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Speaker 1: playing tennis in this summer?

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Speaker 2: God in slow motion basically, So if you're sick of

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Speaker 2: the cold where you are right now, why not take

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Speaker 7: Dude, there's got to be a middle zone on Earth

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Speaker 2: That's like just.

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Speaker 7: Kind of mild.

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Speaker 4: Nope, that's global warming.

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Speaker 2: Also side note, a dog was allegedly caught driving a

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Speaker 4: Was a hallucination life.

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Speaker 2: See who says time and temp can't be fun? Morning

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Speaker 2: Radio is back, baby, and they'll maybe go triple ta time,

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Speaker 2: temp and trivia with the shot collar question of the day, Jake,

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Speaker 2: you give us some tt and tea.

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Speaker 7: Well, today is a huge day in history because we're

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Speaker 7: celebrating the birthday of not one, but two music icons. Really,

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Speaker 7: I'm talking about famed two thousands rapper Rick Ross and

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Speaker 7: the third most popular Backstreet boy Nick Carter A. J.

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Speaker 7: MacLean of course, and Kevin Richardson. Yes, don't say Brian.

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Speaker 7: I'm now between Rick Ross and Nick Carter. One sold

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Speaker 7: us luxury wraps and smooth beats, and the others sold

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Speaker 7: choreographed dances and cargo pants. It's proof that if your

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Speaker 7: parents named you anything rhyming with Ick, fame was just

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Speaker 7: and Nicks edition ay of twenty say number one through

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Speaker 7: twenty I'll tell you about a famous person whose first

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Speaker 7: name is either Rick or Nick. See I see now

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Speaker 7: you just have to name him to stay in the game.

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Speaker 7: The name of the game is tricky, but Rick and

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Speaker 2: It makes sense.

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Speaker 7: Let's start with the woman who doesn't matter Rick or Nick.

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Speaker 7: She always has the Ick.

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Speaker 1: That's such a good model for.

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Speaker 7: You, Alexis this guy promised he's never gonna give you

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Speaker 7: up and made the whole internet regret it. Name that

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Speaker 7: famous Rick or Nick.

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Speaker 2: Telling a woman that you're never gonna give her up

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Speaker 2: is a great way to give her the ck.

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Speaker 7: Is it a st need you to spell out the

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Speaker 7: whole name for me. I can't really understand you. I'm

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Speaker 7: on a S T L E Y something with my ears.

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Speaker 7: I tried to get Alexis out, Jeff, I'm sorry you

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Speaker 7: tried Alexis again. Getting one right, Brook broke to you.

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Speaker 7: Seven is off the board.

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Speaker 4: Felt a little unfaurther Jake, I'm gonna go with eight.

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Speaker 7: The game is exactly as fair as I allow it

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Speaker 7: to be. Here's your Handbrook parks woodworking and mustache discipline.

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Speaker 7: This man teaches by example. Is that a famous Rick

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Speaker 7: or a famous Nick?

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Speaker 1: No, he is an incredible man and his name is

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Speaker 1: Nick Offerman.

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Speaker 7: Alexis and Brook are still in Jose. Let's go to you. Seven.

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Speaker 7: Eight are off the board.

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Speaker 2: Let's go number five.

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Speaker 7: This guy started in a boy band and now shreds

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Speaker 7: on social media and sometimes on the drums with his bros.

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Speaker 7: Named this famous Nick or Rick?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought Nick Carter right away?

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Speaker 7: Another Nick and avoid I just.

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Speaker 9: Got it because I'm still trying to watch the Christmas

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Speaker 9: movie and then that the girls told me I would love.

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Speaker 2: Is it Nick Jonas?

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Speaker 7: I don't know anything he does play the drums. Alexis

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Speaker 7: embarrassing for you, not she the one wants me to

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Speaker 7: watch the movie drummer Jeffrey Seven, eight and five are

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Speaker 7: off the board. Let's go to this actor shrank kids,

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Speaker 7: hunted ghosts and stole every scene with a little nerdy

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Speaker 7: Canadian charm. Name that famous Rick or Nick.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you made a big mistake I've never done because

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Speaker 2: you picked the only Canadian comedian who's also Jewish. You

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Speaker 2: Canadian deli of this guy. Rick moranis mon Rick Mariana

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Speaker 1: Correct, there has to be another Jewish Canadian comedian.

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Speaker 2: He's the one.

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Speaker 4: Why are we passing a picture of him around?

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Speaker 2: I know why.

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Speaker 7: I'm hearing a lot of don't hate on the one

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Speaker 7: Jewish Canadian, perfectly normal segment. Brook just has to find

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Speaker 7: something to complain about. Rick Brian, Let's come back to

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Speaker 7: all human being. We're back to you.

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Speaker 3: Nine.

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Speaker 7: This is a funk legend who told us that super

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Speaker 7: freaks are everywhere. Name that famous Nick or Rick.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I got the reference.

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Speaker 7: Another super freak fan.

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Speaker 4: He said, Nick Carter. And I know that's some boy

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Speaker 4: band guys. I'm gonna say, Nick Carter.

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Speaker 7: You have interviewed Nick Carter on our podcast incorrect. I

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Speaker 4: A Backstreet boy.

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Speaker 7: The nick I was looking for was Rick James, super

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Speaker 7: Freak James. He's a singer, James.

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Speaker 2: That's all you need to know.

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Speaker 7: Brook, Grover to you, you can save this for the

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Speaker 7: least if you get this right. Oh my gosh, go

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Speaker 7: ahead and in a REP nineteen you know, Brook, this

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Speaker 7: that conquered the eighties. Name not famous Rick or Nick.

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Speaker 2: I don't know all.

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Speaker 4: It's got to be a Rick. If he's in the eighties.

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Speaker 7: There, I'll tell you this, Brook. His biggest song was

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Speaker 4: Oh don't you know that?

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Speaker 1: I Jesse.

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Speaker 7: We all know the song Broke.

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Speaker 4: Rick Ricky Dicky, Ricky Dicky.

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Speaker 7: That's a Simpsons reference, Brook, because I was looking for

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Speaker 7: Rick Springfield. Name that. That means the boys have one

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Speaker 2: All right, the boys win the round of Nick or Rick,

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Speaker 2: So we get to choose. I think the girls are

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Speaker 4: Why let's just go to here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, never gotta give you up, never gotta let you down,

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Speaker 2: collar question of the day and Nick.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And when most people travel, they pack the normal stuff, clothes, sunscreen,

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Speaker 4: Sure you were gonna say underwear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, those two. Those are all normal. But not Jose.

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Speaker 2: His brain works differently, that's true, and he packs things

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Speaker 4: Jeff is not exaggerated.

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Speaker 2: No Brooke has lived it. Jose has brought his PlayStations,

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Speaker 2: a second flat screen TV, drink vouchers to an airline.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't even drink. It's just in case he needs

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Speaker 2: Yeah, three dozen sugar free cookies that he bought off

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Speaker 2: of an over prepper in all the weirdest ways. The

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Speaker 2: one thing he doesn't prepare for, though, whatsoever This next

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Speaker 2: segment where we ask him what's on your mind? Even

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Speaker 2: he has no idea it's coming up right now. It's

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I don't know

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Speaker 2: about you, but Gravity is constantly trying to take my

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Speaker 2: pants off. I'm like, whoa gravity to pump the brakes?

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Speaker 2: Maybe buy me dinner first? Like, could we at least

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Speaker 2: What's on your Mind, where we go around the room

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Speaker 2: sharing what we've all been thinking about lately as Gravity

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Speaker 2: tugs on our drawers trying to get us naked. Gravity

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Speaker 2: doesn't like that. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook, what's

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Speaker 1: Well, my daughter and her friends are writing a play, which.

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Speaker 4: They've been working on it for weeks. I haven't heard much.

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Speaker 4: You know? Tell me about it?

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Speaker 1: And she's like, well, there is a character based on you?

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Speaker 2: Which character?

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Speaker 1: And I am like she's like, yeah, I'm actually playing her,

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Speaker 4: She's like everyone. All the other characters are super embarrassed.

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Speaker 9: Well, I was at a hockey game recently and I'm

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Speaker 7: Seat I ever got.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and waste It's all good.

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Speaker 9: He's like, I mean you should probably close the door

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Speaker 2: The door was shut and locked. And he's like, all right,

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Speaker 2: all right, I'm sorry. Talking to the stalls now.

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Speaker 2: And then he's like, you.

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Speaker 9: Want to take a hit of my vapen?

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Speaker 7: No, and I'm no.

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Speaker 2: He's like, come in. I knew he was gonna in

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Speaker 9: He's like, oh, man, well, if you want it, I'm

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Speaker 9: here I go wash my hands, and as I'm literally leaving,

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Speaker 4: I hope somebody else watched.

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Speaker 2: Continue the VIP bathroom. Let's go, Yeah, man, Jo, alexis

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Speaker 2: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 8: So we have like a running joke on the show.

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Speaker 8: I mean, it's also true, but that Brooke rents her closes.

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Speaker 8: My moment to talk. I have to say I did

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Speaker 4: Two rents in the building. That's it.

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Speaker 2: We always joked that you're slowly turning into Brooks, and

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Speaker 8: The problem is I am renting from the same place

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Speaker 4: Heavier you following my profile to no.

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Speaker 8: So this is what I'm trying to do, though, is

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Speaker 2: Don't wear you don't want to have Brook's rental hand me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 1: Pretend like you started writing from the company that I'm

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Speaker 4: You obviously liked what I was wearing.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I haven't matched anything yet.

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Speaker 8: I go to pick up my clothes in person, I'm

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Speaker 4: Has taken out that same month. So we don't have

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Speaker 4: a monthly match.

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Speaker 8: But I am renting and I'm admitting it now.

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Speaker 1: So let's wait a month and see how many of

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Speaker 1: the outfits that She's like, well, it's just was cute.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't Cousbrook Warren.

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Speaker 2: She can be saying sleigh all days, the.

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Speaker 9: Baggy jeans, big glasses, and beanie.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait. All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: So I've been having issues with my mail lady ever

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Speaker 4: After you try to put that mailbox up, that was just.

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Speaker 2: The start of it. But for months I'd come home

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Speaker 2: deliver passckage address unreachable. Oh okay, And that's happened like

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Speaker 2: there's a driveway. Yeah, it's right at the end of

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Speaker 2: and I told them the situation.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I like, how you guys make fun of me

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Speaker 1: for being old, but Jeffrey's over here calling continue.

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Speaker 2: Continue, Well, they don't have a website that works, so

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Speaker 2: I have to go through that. And did that help? No? No,

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Speaker 4: Are you getting blacklisted? Is there like a blacklist?

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Speaker 2: They put you there? It's possible that they must have

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Speaker 2: talked to the mail lady though, because lately I'm getting

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Speaker 2: at the bottom of the stairs, literally sixty yards away,

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Speaker 2: crammed into a bush, tossed in the mud, left over

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Speaker 2: but I'm scared of what the male lady's going to

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Speaker 1: Should you complain about the price of stamps while you're

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Speaker 1: on the phone with me.

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Speaker 2: I do have a problem with the price of stamp,

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Speaker 2: you tell them, But I didn't think i'd have to

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Speaker 2: go to war with the mail service. But here I am.

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Speaker 4: Here you are, just give her a gift. That's what

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Speaker 4: my mom does. She's friends with all the ladies at

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Speaker 4: the post office. Call her. She brings some cookies sometimes too.

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Speaker 2: That's what's been on our minds. You could text in

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Speaker 2: seven eighty five nine two and tell us what's been

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Speaker 2: on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We

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Speaker 2: just told the world what's been on our minds, and

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Speaker 2: now the world is coming right back at us telling

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Speaker 4: Yes, thank you world.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to read three texts in a row because

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Speaker 2: they're all kind of in the same vein here yea.

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Speaker 2: It says love to the scam the scammer calls last month, mother,

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Speaker 2: please please please get rid of blind love is and

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Speaker 2: keep scammer calls as a regular Someone's kind of my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Another textas Hey, guys, longtime listener, love the show. Wanted

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Speaker 2: to say, I'm loving the new spam caller segment and

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Speaker 2: I hope you keep it. I hate spam callers and

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Speaker 9: If a spam caller called us about spam, that would

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Speaker 9: work on me.

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Speaker 2: Oh they just injured you.

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Speaker 9: Oh wait a minute, I got a phone tap idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you do want to hear more scam the

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Speaker 2: the chat fam on w is in the chat or

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Speaker 2: that's what the cool kids say, yocket Jeff And one

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Speaker 2: more text final text says Jeff is so cute and.

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Speaker 1: Fancy look at it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know what.

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Speaker 11: L L L.

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Speaker 1: Hate.

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Speaker 2: You can bet that's your what's on your mind part

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Speaker 10: Broking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Well, no surprise, once again management is going against me

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Speaker 2: and my sound advice.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, because.

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Speaker 2: I told them I know what the listeners want to hear.

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Speaker 2: They want more weather, more traffic updates, and way more

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Speaker 2: random testing of the emergency alert system. It's their favorite

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Speaker 4: Is this the first time I'm thankful for management?

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Speaker 2: Apparently they think people want to hear about relationship drums. Yes,

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Speaker 2: they believe our listeners want to hear stories about scandal

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Speaker 2: and cheating and hot passionate backseat infidelity. So I am

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Speaker 7: There's a cloud over there. I want to talk.

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Speaker 4: Is it Cumulus or is it not?

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Speaker 2: We're never going to find out. Then we're doing management

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Speaker 2: mandated cheating stories in a brand new Busted coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this.

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Speaker 3: In the morning.

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Speaker 10: Sneaky husbands, two wives, boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: They thought they could get away with it, but now

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Speaker 2: they're about to get busted. You know, when Beyonce got

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Speaker 2: cheated on, she turned around and made a groundbreaking album,

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Speaker 2: Gus Lemonade.

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Speaker 4: That's right, that's right, turn those lemons into lemonade.

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Speaker 2: And when our listeners get cheated on, sure they could

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Speaker 2: go the Beyonce route. How hard could that be? Do

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Speaker 2: the slightly easier thing. Come on our show and tell

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Speaker 2: the story of how you caught them right here and busted.

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Speaker 2: Some argue that's what Queen Bay should have done.

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Speaker 4: You still take a baseball back to their front windshield.

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Speaker 2: A lot of ways to go about it. It's not

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Speaker 2: us their stories of how they caught their lying no

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Speaker 2: good exes. Starting with Dana, tell us how you busted

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Speaker 11: My friends and I did an escape room, and before

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Speaker 4: Is that normal I've never done in an escape room?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 11: The other ones I've done, they do it just so

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Speaker 11: you're not like googling things like that.

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Speaker 1: I love that you would pay for an experience and

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Speaker 9: I could frustrate it two minutes saying like, okay, hold on,

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Speaker 9: let's it's the.

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Speaker 2: First it's too hard, then it's not fun anymore. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: So you had to lock up your phones.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, And when we came back out after we finished

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Speaker 11: we did escape, the employee started handing everybody's phones back

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Speaker 11: to them, and as she was handing my boyfriend's phone back,

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Speaker 11: she said, somebody named Michelle has kept texting and calling

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, wait, that's got to be a sister, his

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Speaker 11: Oh no, Michelle is his EXE?

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Speaker 4: What did you do?

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Speaker 11: I mean, immediately I'd like turn red and I ask

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Speaker 11: what's going on? And he tells me that apparently they've

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Speaker 2: Other so that they could stay far away from each other.

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Speaker 2: They don't want to like bump into each other in

448
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Speaker 2: the same room.

449
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 11: Well, apparently the reason she was so upset and blowing

450
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 11: the phone when she saw that he was at the

451
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 11: escape room is because that was supposed to be their

452
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 11: spot and.

453
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Speaker 3: She wasn't there with him.

454
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 4: Oh she was jealous checking it. Yeah, she sounds fun.

455
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 7: Too, she's the real escape room.

456
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

457
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 4: Wow, I take it you guys broke up.

458
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I'm guessing they're still together.

459
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 4: They sound like a mattimated.

460
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

461
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 2: Sorry, that happened to you, Dana. Let's keep going to Scott.

462
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: Tell us how you busted jer significant other.

463
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Speaker 12: Okay, so here it goes. My girlfriend told me she

464
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 12: had to get glasses.

465
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would have dumped her too.

466
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 4: That vision is fine.

467
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, it wasn't just that the doctor was having

468
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 12: some kind of issue with her prescription. So she always

469
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 12: had these eye appointments like once or twice a week.

470
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 2: And that doesn't seem normal.

471
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 4: I have the world's worst eyes and I go in

472
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 4: once a year.

473
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: Okay, already a red flag.

474
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 4: Uh huh.

475
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 12: Yeah. So she would put the scheduled appointments on our

476
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 12: shared calendar, And one day I text her about an

477
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 12: hour after one of her appointments, and she texts back saying, still.

478
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: At eye doctor.

479
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 12: And you know, I was already in the area, so

480
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 12: I figured I'd come by and say hi. I park

481
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 12: outside of the place and I see the doctor. He

482
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 12: walks her out to her car and then he leans

483
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 12: in her car window to kiss her.

484
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,239
Speaker 9: Way, is he kissing her eyes because that would make

485
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 9: him feel better?

486
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

487
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 2: I haven't done a lot of eye appointments, Brooke. Is

488
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: that how it normally goes?

489
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 4: Left?

490
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 11: Right?

491
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 4: My lips?

492
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 2: Okay?

493
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 4: Which one looks better?

494
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 6: Yeah?

495
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 2: Okay? That that cannot be a good feeling.

496
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 12: Yeah.

497
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, it was brutal.

498
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 12: And I mean my window was rolled down and I

499
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 12: heard him say, looks like your eyesight is getting worse.

500
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 12: We should probably book another appointment for tomorrow.

501
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: Wow, can't you take it out of the office like

502
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: all the workers that have to work with this?

503
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 2: Did he took it to the parking lot?

504
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 7: Quick?

505
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 12: Oh?

506
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 2: God?

507
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

508
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 12: The worst part To top it all off. I wait

509
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 12: a few minutes, and sure enough I hear the ding

510
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 12: that she just added it to our shared calendar.

511
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 9: Oh god, I'm sorry.

512
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's my busted story.

513
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 9: The next girl, make sure she's blind, Yes opposite.

514
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 2: Okay, we got time for one more. Finally, let's talk

515
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 2: to Courtney. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

516
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 13: My boyfriend works for like a public speaking class, and

517
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 13: it was just to help him out with presentations.

518
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 6: And they did.

519
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 13: That's what he was stopped saying, like, and you know, always.

520
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 4: Maybe we should sign up for real.

521
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: Those are my favorite parts of the presentation.

522
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,719
Speaker 13: And one day I saw no cards on the table,

523
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 13: so I snuck a peek at what he.

524
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 6: Was talking about that day.

525
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 13: Yes, okay, And it was a written out speech about

526
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 13: how he wanted to tell me he felt guilty about

527
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 13: cheating on me last Thanksgiving with my sister.

528
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, tell me it was a fictional speech.

529
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 4: Fiction.

530
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 6: I don't think so.

531
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 13: I really don't think so, because when he got home,

532
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 13: I had him tell me himself. And while he like

533
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 13: as a person, stocks, I will say that the classes

534
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 13: they did work because it was a much better speaker

535
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 13: when he was.

536
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 6: Telling me about his cheating.

537
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 4: That's nice.

538
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: You don't want a lot of ums and us and

539
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: pauses while he's telling you about being unfaithful present.

540
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:17,719
Speaker 7: Horrible.

541
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, thank you.

542
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 6: We're not together anymore, all right.

543
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I'm trying not to stutter whilefore we

544
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: end this, but I have to be like, I don't

545
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: know a part Textport seven eight five nine too. If

546
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: you have a funny story about how you caught your

547
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: ex cheating, you could be on the next edition of Busted.

548
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: We got your phone tab coming up right after this.

549
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and today we call

550
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 2: the mom of an elementary student to give her some

551
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 2: great news. Apparently, at their recent school auction, they had

552
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 2: a raffle for a ten day Caribbean cruise, but they

553
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 2: have not announced the winner yet. All right, so we're

554
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 2: going to take advantage of that and tell her she one.

555
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 2: But like with many of our prank calls, there is

556
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: a catch where her ten day cruise isn't happening on

557
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 2: consecutive days. There's some things that are gonna happen in between,

558
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: and you're gonna find out what they are in your

559
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 2: phone tap right.

560
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 10: Now's phone taps on the twenties.

561
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Mary, this is Charles Asphalt.

562
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that name. Uh do I

563
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 3: know you?

564
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 2: Well, you should. I handle all the particulars with financials

565
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 2: for the PTA your child's elementary school.

566
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 3: Oh oh gosh, I'm so sorry.

567
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: Hi ye yeah. Did they already call you and tell

568
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: you about the raffles situation?

569
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 3: No, no one's called me. Oh wow, what the situation?

570
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.

571
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'm gonna have to be the one

572
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 2: to tell you. You won the cruise.

573
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 14: Really, yeah, I won the crew you did.

574
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: Congratulations you won the ten day Caribbean Cruise's so god?

575
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's wow. Yeah, that's amazing.

576
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: Oh I know, I know. So here's the deal. Even

577
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: though it is a ten day cruise, it's gonna last

578
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 2: for about two months.

579
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: Okay, wait what Yeah.

580
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: It's a deal that we got through the wholesaler. So

581
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: the first night you will be on the cruise, I

582
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: know that for sure.

583
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't understand.

584
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: Well, then, so for the next six days you'll be

585
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: left on one of the islands for you to enjoy

586
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: and fend for yourself. Does it make sense?

587
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: No?

588
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. I used to fend for myself.

589
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, fend for yourself on the island, and then at

590
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: the end of that week, they'll come back and they'll

591
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 2: pick you up with a different boat, and you'll want

592
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: that cruise for a day and a half, it looks like,

593
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: and they're going to drop you off on whatever the

594
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 2: next island is, possibly Cuba. I don't have the full

595
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 2: itinerary in front of me.

596
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm sorry you're.

597
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 15: Saying that I'm doing like one day cruises, getting dropped

598
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 15: on an island for like days and days and then

599
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 15: being picked up yeah, wait, another boat and then being dropped.

600
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 2: In total, it will be a ten day cruise. That's

601
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 2: what was in the promotional materials. And we asked a

602
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 2: lawyer and we're good on our end there. So no,

603
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 2: there's no way to change that.

604
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,959
Speaker 3: That sounds like a reality.

605
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: Show, like I don't what's a fun way to think

606
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: about it? No, speaking of actually, have you seen the

607
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 2: show Survivor?

608
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 3: Yes?

609
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Well you may want to rewatch season thirty two.

610
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 2: That's the one where they have issues creating their own shelter,

611
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 2: because you're probably gonna have to do that. I'm a

612
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: big fan of the show. By the way, You're welcome

613
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: for the free advice.

614
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 15: I'm sorry, I'll do respect, but I do not sign

615
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 15: up to be on like some survivor experiment thing.

616
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 2: Here's something fun that you might like. Apparently on the

617
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: third leg, it's going to be a smaller boat and

618
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: you may get to take the wheel. It's kind of cool.

619
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

620
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: Well, actually you will have to take the wheel. All

621
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 2: passengers are going to have to captain the vessel since

622
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: there is no captain that on that one.

623
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Speaker 15: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, I don't

624
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 15: that that's no no, that's dangerous and that sounds incredibly shady.

625
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: So you don't want to do anything with this? Do

626
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: you just want your kids to go? Is that what

627
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: you're saying? No, because we can't make that happen. I

628
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: just have to adjust some paperwork.

629
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,719
Speaker 15: No, no, I don't want anyone in my family to

630
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 15: go on this shady cruise.

631
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 2: Wow.

632
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 15: I'm going to have a talk with the principal because

633
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 15: whatever company you guys are using is not appropriate for families.

634
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,479
Speaker 2: Okay, your reaction is baffling to me. Not a lot

635
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: of people want to turn down free prizes. Okay, what

636
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 2: if I did this? What if we threw in one

637
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: free mixed drink. It's going to be in a canoe,

638
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: but the drink will be free.

639
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

640
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 2: No? Serious? I can. I think I can hook that

641
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 2: up if the wholesaler agrees.

642
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 3: It went to a pen.

643
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 15: Day Caribbean luxury cruise to mix drinks on a canoe.

644
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 2: Canoe, Okay, but your friend Nicole said you would love it,

645
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: So now I'm not sure what to believe.

646
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: You told Nicole all these things.

647
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: She told us when she asked us to do this prank.

648
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: Call on you because you're on the radio right now

649
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 2: on the show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

650
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, Oh.

651
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. It's all a joke. Nicole said that

652
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: you both put entries into your school raffle and it

653
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 2: was a huge long shot that either of you would wear.

654
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: You're probably glad you didn't win. Now you're happy. You

655
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: need to hydrate so that your arms have energy to row.

656
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 7: Oh my god, broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties

657
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 7: broking Jeffrey in the Morning.

658
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: Someone should really develop a color coding system for who

659
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: you can and cannot ask out sometimes, okay, like your

660
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: best friend's ex husband obviously code red. Yeah, no good

661
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: your best friend's current husband though maybe a little yellow. No, what,

662
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: you can't claim every husband that you've ever had, that

663
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: should be like black if you.

664
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 4: Don't have multiple.

665
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: He has a point, depends on the situation. But then

666
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 2: there's the greens, the full fledged all clear. And I

667
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 2: know Kermit the Frog says it's not easy being green,

668
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 2: but he probably says that because Kermi's been on the

669
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: dating app since seen the scraps that are available. Greens

670
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: are usually unwanted.

671
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, Miss Piggy.

672
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 2: Was like his pride.

673
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: I don't know where we went with the colors at

674
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: this point. I don't know where we're.

675
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: Usually if you're a green, that's a red flag. So

676
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 2: what happens next? One of our listeners dips his toe

677
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 2: in the yellow and asks out a girl from his work. Risky,

678
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: and we did not expect what would happen after that.

679
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 2: You're gonna find out in your second Date update Colors

680
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 2: edition coming up right after.

681
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 10: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Updates.

682
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: We've heard from a lot of people on this show

683
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: who've moved cities and started over that it's not easy.

684
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: No, I mean, what a challenging thing to do, but

685
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: so rewarding, so awesome, good.

686
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 2: For you, but a lot of stress. You gotta get

687
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 2: a whole new driver's license, memorize a whole new address.

688
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: That's what you're worried about. Not like making new friends

689
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: and having a community.

690
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 2: No, that's easy, but changing your favorite inflatable store location

691
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 2: on your app. I mean, where are you going to

692
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 2: find your inflatables now? And will they be as sturdy

693
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: as the previous ones? Yeahs is that it don't exist here.

694
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 13: Now you're out.

695
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 2: He knows where you're going to blow up and you

696
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: didn't realize you're going to spend time with lots of

697
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 2: headaches and roadblocks when you move. No one knows that

698
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: better than our listener, Eric, who has requested our help today. Eric,

699
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show Man. We appreciate you listening to

700
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 2: us in both cities, your old one and your new one.

701
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 6: Good thanks for having me, guys, What.

702
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 2: Was the reason behind the mover? Is it a work thing,

703
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 2: a criminal pass that you're trying to outrun? What are

704
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: we working with? X?

705
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 4: An X is always a good reason to move cities.

706
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 6: I mean I did recently change jobs and oh okay,

707
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 6: I work in office with a lot more people that

708
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 6: are my age now, and I think it's older people,

709
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 6: but it's nice people that are my age now.

710
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wish we could have that here, But

711
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: Brooke just keeps on coming back. I don't know how

712
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 2: it happening.

713
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: We're all like, jeez, I am not that much older

714
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: than you.

715
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 4: You are also getting older, Jeffrey. It's how it works.

716
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 11: No.

717
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 2: I enjoy having your presence. It's like a nice, warm,

718
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 2: wisdom sort of thing.

719
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: So were you nervous moving to the new place or

720
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 1: did you know anyone there.

721
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 6: I didn't know anyone at the time. I mean I'm

722
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 6: pretty friendly I and get to know people. I mean,

723
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 6: there's actually this one girl, Anna, and uh, we've been

724
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 6: friendly at the office and we actually just have like

725
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 6: a naturally good vibe together.

726
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's a little bit dangerous territory, dude.

727
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 4: Right when you come in, you're right move somewhere. Were

728
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 4: you thinking like romantically immediately with this woman?

729
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 10: No, not at all.

730
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 2: I just like your vibe.

731
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 6: And it was her birthday the other day, actually, so

732
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 6: I wanted to do something special for her, So I

733
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 6: got her a birthday cake. But I also got this

734
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 6: coffee mug with a dog on it, because she said

735
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 6: that she really loves dogs.

736
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 4: I'm confused, is this Did you go on a date

737
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 4: with her?

738
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: Did you hang out outside of the office.

739
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 6: Well, she really liked the mug that I got her.

740
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 6: She came to my desk and thanked me, and I

741
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 6: was like, you know, we should grab dinner sometime for

742
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 6: work and she was like, all right, yeah, it sounds great,

743
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 6: And so after work we had it over to this restaurant.

744
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 6: It wasn't anything too fancy, just like a diner, and

745
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 6: I want to know her some more, and I realized

746
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 6: that I really enjoyed her energy, and wow, we kind

747
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 6: of had a funny little moment. We ordered corn dogs

748
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 6: and we interlocked our arms like when you would drink

749
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 6: champagne to eat them.

750
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 2: So it was kind of factly yeah, you know, like.

751
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: When you do a big fancy toast with your new

752
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: bride or whatever, new interlock art.

753
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but with corn dogs, it's a little bit of

754
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 2: a different you mean, yeah, I feel like you must

755
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 2: have been getting a lot of looks from other people

756
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: in the restaurant seeing the corn dog interlocked thing.

757
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 6: I thought we were just having fun and we're just

758
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 6: in our own world. And at the end of the night,

759
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 6: I walked her back to her car and I asked

760
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 6: she wanted to go on a hike sometime, and she

761
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 6: seemed really into that. And now she's just being super

762
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 6: cold to me at the office and I'm not really

763
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 6: sure why.

764
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: Okay, So, at any point was it established that. I mean,

765
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: it sounds like you were feeling romantic vibes from her,

766
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: But did you ever clearly state I think this is

767
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: a date.

768
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 4: And like, you know, she's single, Yeah, talk.

769
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 6: About anything romantic? And I never we never brought anything

770
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 6: up where I thought we were having fun.

771
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, But Brooke, it still doesn't change the fact that

772
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 2: she's acting cold towards him now at the office, because

773
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: it seemed like for the most part they were getting along.

774
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: You don't think that that's just because she got freaked out,

775
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: like she thought it was a friend situation. And then

776
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: there was a moment maybe it was with the corn

777
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: dogs where she's like, oh, whoa, this guy.

778
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 4: Thinks that we need to be dating far down.

779
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 7: The corn dog.

780
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, this idea was the corn dog arm in her lock. Yeah,

781
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 2: you brought that up.

782
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 6: It kind of just happened I don't how does that

783
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 6: just happen?

784
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 2: I love it just seems so unnatural.

785
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 6: Well, for the record, we toasted the corn dogs and then.

786
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh no, you touched corn dogs that could be Unsand.

787
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, they touched hips and then they interlock.

788
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 7: I love this.

789
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,720
Speaker 2: I want to do this with somebody.

790
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: So is there any awkward moments that stand out to

791
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: where you're like, whoa, Maybe we're not on the same page.

792
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 6: Not in my mind, I thought we were having fun.

793
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 6: I thought we had a good.

794
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 2: Time, all natural, genuine. I will say I did buy

795
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 2: coffee mugs for some of my friends here at the office,

796
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: and I have been reamed endlessly about how horrible the

797
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 2: mugshops started a fire.

798
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 4: In my home.

799
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: I can't wash it. But the thought behind it that

800
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 2: was pretty nice. And yet you are all obsessed with

801
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: oh and I nearly lost my life and inferno.

802
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: You stood at an ABC wall of mugs and then

803
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: picked on our first initiative.

804
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 2: The fact that I remembered what your names start with

805
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 2: should say wonders about how much I care about each

806
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: and every morning.

807
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 4: The anthropology to buy those that was okay?

808
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, I want to know is there any office

809
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: gossip that you've heard of, because somebody's got to be

810
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: talking like, oh, did you hear the new guy went

811
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,720
Speaker 1: out to dinner?

812
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not a gossip myself. I try to

813
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 6: focus on my work and I'm still friendly with people.

814
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 6: But I haven't heard any nastiness. No one's tried to

815
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 6: like pull a prank on me or anything. And maybe

816
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 6: should I be looking over my shoulder, I don't.

817
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 9: I just she doesn't know anybody yet to hear the tea,

818
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 9: That's what I realized.

819
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 2: I mean, in the few minutes that we've spoken to,

820
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 2: you seem like a really nice, pleasant guy. But who knows,

821
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: we could be totally wrong and you might be a

822
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 2: total nightmare. So let's find out you might be the

823
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: worst person we've ever spoken to.

824
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 4: So wait, we're gonna call someone that's in his office

825
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 4: with him.

826
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 2: I mean, is that what you want here?

827
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 6: I would like to find some answers why she's being

828
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 6: cold to me now, because I was nothing but a gentleman,

829
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 6: I thought, so extension.

830
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll figure it out when hopefully find out if

831
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 2: you're the best or the worst guy to work with.

832
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 2: When we come back and do your second date update

833
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: right after this.

834
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 6: Thank you.

835
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the correct response.

836
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 3: Will you.

837
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 10: We'll try hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

838
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 4: Second date updates.

839
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 2: We've had definitely like tense second date calls before where

840
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: things get surly between people, but this could be a

841
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: first where we're calling a woman who went out with

842
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 2: a guy from the same office. Our listener, a guy

843
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: named Eric, and our producer has asked Eric if he

844
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: would stand up above his cubicle and look across the

845
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 2: office down into the cubicle as we make this phone,

846
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: just to make it even more juicy and traumatic, and

847
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 2: Eric has selfishly refused to do do not much of

848
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: a team player, are there?

849
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 6: It would be a little weird and I might get

850
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 6: fired for something like that.

851
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought you'd want to alienate everyone in

852
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: your office space.

853
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 4: Before you know you really got to know him. Yeah,

854
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 4: is that not how it works?

855
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 2: I mean it works for us on our show. I

856
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 2: don't know if it would work for him in his career.

857
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: But just to recap real quick, Eric just moved to

858
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 2: a brand new city. He was liking the vibe he

859
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 2: was getting from his coworker Anna while they were working together.

860
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 1: There's even presence exchange, Yes, well, not exchange.

861
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 4: He gave one way.

862
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 2: For her birthday, so he took her out to dinner.

863
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 2: They toasted corn dogs, interlocked arms while eating them, and

864
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 2: now all of a sudden, it's weird. Not sure how

865
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: that's possible.

866
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 9: What you mean is they were having fun, like he

867
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 9: thought it was a genuine thing.

868
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 2: We've worked together for over ten years. Has any of

869
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 2: it been fun? No, that's why this is so strange.

870
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 4: We actually have a lot of fun when you were

871
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 4: in the other room.

872
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: When I'm doing all the work. Yes, yes, well for

873
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 2: you guys, let's continue to do our work and call

874
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 2: Anna here. Hopefully she picks up the phone and we

875
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: can get some answers. Realized this is your fun. Huh yeah,

876
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 2: this is the only fun. It's all I get.

877
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 4: After this.

878
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna die Ana. Maybe she could be

879
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: my friend. Here we go. Hello, Hi, we're looking to

880
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: speak with.

881
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 14: Anna mass who's calling?

882
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 2: Yes, you may you're so polite.

883
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 4: It's a business call.

884
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: Jeff Oh yeah, I forgot. We're a morning radio show.

885
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

886
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 11: Hi.

887
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: Okay, let's keep a casual over here and do a segment,

888
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 2: you know, not the business stuff. Sorry that.

889
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,760
Speaker 4: This is why we don't let him out of his room.

890
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying, sorry to interrupt your day, but

891
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 2: we're doing something. It's called a second Date update, and

892
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: we're trying to help out one of our listeners that

893
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 2: you went out to dinner with recently, a guy named

894
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: Eric that you work with.

895
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, thanks, I wish I hadn't gone out with

896
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 14: that guy.

897
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so there's a regret there.

898
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a little bit unexpected. Honestly, because we

899
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 2: talked to Eric and from what we heard about your hangout,

900
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 2: it sounded like it was a really fun time.

901
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 14: I mean, this is kind of awkward. Yeah, but yeah,

902
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 14: this guy Eric, he puts out this like really nice

903
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 14: guy energy. But he's involved with a lot of other

904
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 14: people that I didn't know about.

905
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, what do you mean? Like you're

906
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: saying he has other girlfriends?

907
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 14: Well, I know he has one girlfriend?

908
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, just one?

909
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 6: Wait?

910
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 4: How you know that? Like I thought he was brand

911
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 4: new to the city. How could he already.

912
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 14: Well, for one, like one of the girls in my office,

913
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 14: he flirts with her all the time.

914
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, are you sure he's not just being friendly.

915
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 14: No, he asked her out too. Oh he asked her

916
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 14: out yeah. Oh, and luckily she didn't go out with him.

917
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 14: But we looked into this guy. We did some research

918
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 14: on him, and we found out that he has an

919
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 14: actual girlfriend that's not someone in our office.

920
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 4: Wait.

921
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: Really, so he's asking out multiple women in your office

922
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: while being in a relationship, like a.

923
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 4: Distance relationship maybe or something distance.

924
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's long distance

925
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 14: or what it is.

926
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 4: Well kind of, I'm sorry.

927
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: It's just so weird always to have like a cheater

928
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: like that call in to a very public radio station

929
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: and okay, risk outing himself like.

930
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,479
Speaker 2: A alleged cheater.

931
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 4: Well that's what we don't know. What did you see?

932
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: Did you see something online where he said I have

933
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: a girlfriend?

934
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 14: Yeah? I found his Instagram and trust me, it just

935
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 14: shows everything.

936
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, people can say anything on Instagram. It doesn't

937
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 2: mean it's true.

938
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 7: It could about themselves on the.

939
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: It might just be like you know, for cloud for looks.

940
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 2: It might not be real.

941
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 4: He doesn't get Yeah, but I should say this.

942
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: A better argument would be it could be old photos

943
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: from an ex, right, like maybe he hasn't taken that

944
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: stuff down.

945
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 14: The last one that he posted was like three or

946
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 14: four days ago together.

947
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 4: Isn't that like the same timeframe of when you to dinner?

948
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, I went out with him like five days ago.

949
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is gonna be awkward for not the

950
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: reasons I thought.

951
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, so clearly you're not into guys who already have girlfriends,

952
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 2: which I'm saying, good good for her, But uh, we

953
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: didn't know about a girlfriend or anything like that when

954
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: we talked to Eric. And you should probably talk to

955
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: him too, because he's on the other line right now

956
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 2: waiting to speak to God. He's probably actually across the

957
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: office too, but it'd be more fun if we could

958
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 2: hear the phone conversation.

959
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 6: I'm confused because I don't understand what the issue is here.

960
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 14: I really you don't see the issue Eric, You already

961
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 14: have a girlfriend.

962
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 6: I never said that I didn't have a girl.

963
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 12: Oh wait, you took me on a date.

964
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 6: No, No, it was not a date. It was dinner,

965
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 6: so that you would actually better friends.

966
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,439
Speaker 2: Now you're backtracking way. It was totally a date.

967
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 4: This is a second date updates you.

968
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 7: Call it that.

969
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 6: I didn't call it a date. It was a dinner.

970
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: So what were you wanting to do just be friends

971
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: with her? Like this whole thing is a big misunderstanding.

972
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to claim.

973
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 6: Look, here's what happened. My girlfriend and I were talking

974
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 6: about how my new job, I don't know anyone, and

975
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 6: so she suggested. My girlfriend suggests I should try and

976
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 6: make more friends, and she was supportive of that. So

977
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 6: then I go to work after our hangout and you've

978
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 6: been treating me so cold. I've been just doing what

979
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 6: my girlfriend gold to do to make friends.

980
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 7: Wow.

981
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 14: Yeah, Well, I mean, Eric, I'm treating you cold because

982
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 14: you're also hitting on another coworker and flirting with everybody.

983
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 6: And that's a little suspicious flirting with anybody. I'm being nice,

984
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 6: not hitting on anybody. I'm just being friendly and playful.

985
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: Well, you're only being friendly to the attractive single women

986
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: in the office.

987
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 6: Those are the people I vibe the best with human

988
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 6: They are friendly and fun.

989
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 2: So you say that your girlfriend is supportive of you

990
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 2: meeting new people and making new friendships at work. Does

991
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 2: she know the full extent that you're like asking these

992
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 2: women out to dinner with you.

993
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 6: She knows that I'm going out with people from work,

994
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 6: She doesn't need to know specifically how they look, or

995
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 6: they're attractiveness level or what our foods?

996
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: Does?

997
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: She go, you're writing into radio stations for dating sedge

998
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: and girlfriend at all.

999
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 2: He's not after that.

1000
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 14: I guess I think that Eric is just trying to

1001
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 14: completely spin this because he was definitely into me.

1002
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 6: Yea, I'm sorry. I think you're flattering yourself a little bit.

1003
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 7: So now you can play though I have.

1004
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, she wasn't even my type Anywhay.

1005
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 2: Well, that should be reassuring Anna. He's not attracted to

1006
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 2: you even if you wanted him, you couldn't.

1007
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is a new work convironment for you.

1008
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 4: What are you doing?

1009
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 6: Well, I'm sorry you got the wrong impression. That's what

1010
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 6: I will.

1011
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 7: I will say.

1012
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 2: Brook tries to buy me dinner all the time, and

1013
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 2: it is a huge turnoff to me. She's always like, Jeff,

1014
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 2: can I get you lunch? Jeff? Can I buy you meals?

1015
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 2: Ever direct she says, I'm attracted to.

1016
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 4: You, Jeff, I know the only turnoff. The only turnoff

1017
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 4: is when I asked you to pay me back.

1018
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, So you want this to be a date,

1019
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: then you want to have everybody saying Brook. Your husband listens.

1020
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 6: To this, will you guys sound just as dysfunctional as

1021
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 6: this situation has, and you're really making it worse. I

1022
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 6: want you to know that I do still like you

1023
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 6: as a friend, and if you are in interest that

1024
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 6: I would hang out with you again in a non

1025
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 6: romantic way.

1026
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 14: So this whole time, all you wanted to do was

1027
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 14: to be friends with me?

1028
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 6: Yes, I mean something around the corner. Maybe we can

1029
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 6: go bikini shopping sometime, right my tree y joke?

1030
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: Are you joking I didn't do nothing for his bikini?

1031
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1032
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: Because well know that's better.

1033
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 6: I'm being serious. That's what friends do. They go shopping together,

1034
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 6: They have laughed, They give each other their opinions on

1035
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 6: their bikinis.

1036
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: Know, I was skeptical at first, but I'm fully come

1037
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 2: around on Eric and his desire for deep, passionate friendship

1038
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 2: with you, Anna, And if you agree to see him

1039
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 2: one more time, we would pay for your hangouts, your

1040
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 2: non romantic bikini hangouts.

1041
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 4: I'm starting to understand why Eric had to move cities job.

1042
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 2: You don't know that, Anna, What do you think about

1043
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: get Eric one more shot?

1044
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 14: I think I'm going to pass on Eric at the office.

1045
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 2: Oh, no.

1046
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just say, try not to get yourself reported

1047
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: over there, Eric.

1048
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 6: Exactly, that's the last time I make friends in the office.

1049
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 2: Your girlfriend's going to be so disappointed.

1050
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1051
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 2: I had no idea that the number one friendship test

1052
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: to gauge how close you are as friends involved trying

1053
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 2: on bikinis and raiding each other's looks in a totally platonic,

1054
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 2: non sexual way. That's so reassured.

1055
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 4: That's normal.

1056
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't even want to try on bikinis with my girlfriends.

1057
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 2: You like them very much, No, Brook, that's just what

1058
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 2: normal male and female friends do.

1059
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 7: Do you have any friends, then.

1060
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 2: Brooke, if you haven't done this.

1061
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 4: I can't stand that guy.

1062
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 2: I know for trying to find friendship at work. Boom,

1063
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 2: screw you.

1064
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 4: He was not trying to.

1065
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 7: The floor.

1066
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and I'm sorry, but his girlfriend would not

1067
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: be okay with him bikini shopping with other Come on.

1068
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 2: You don't know it. Relationships look different to everybody.

1069
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 4: You keep defending them.

1070
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 2: I think for our annual show camping trip, we need

1071
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 2: to scrap that. Do an annual show shopping trip to

1072
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 2: the Pacific Sun. Get all matching swimwear.

1073
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 4: I'm somehow that's still better than camping.

1074
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 2: Yes, right, we're all going bikini shopping this summer day

1075
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 2: because we're friends. But honestly, America is being serious and

1076
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: he's looking for friendship. He probably should change his approach

1077
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 2: to drastically.

1078
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 9: Dude, wait to set the tone in a new city too,

1079
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 9: plays environment for him.

1080
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 4: When that gets out, dude, I think it's out.

1081
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to be moving cities again.

1082
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 7: Very short.

1083
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm moving, but we're in cities all over the country.

1084
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 2: So no matter where you need help in your dating life,

1085
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 2: you can always email the show. We'll call that person

1086
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 2: who's not calling you back. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

1087
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 2: the morning, and I feel like we need to throw

1088
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 2: Brook a bone every now and then. She goes through

1089
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 2: a lot in her life. Her husband wants to drive

1090
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 2: a Mini Vans, her children aren't winning state softball championships,

1091
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 2: just coming in seconds second yikes, and her mother in

1092
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,919
Speaker 2: law tries to show her how to be a better

1093
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 2: parent and a better lover. Brook just won't listen, which was.

1094
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 4: So cross the second one hear the second said.

1095
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooke never listening to the full thing? Does she

1096
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 2: so to cheer Brook up today, let's do a quick

1097
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 2: candy update since just like Brook, America loves candy, but

1098
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 2: you got Jess especially Eminem's.

1099
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 4: Yes, those were my favorite growing up.

1100
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 2: And they just announced three brand new Eminem flavors that

1101
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: are coming from their factories to your mouth. Honestly, the

1102
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 2: camel one is so good.

1103
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: They still haven't ever outdone the peanut butter, those peanut

1104
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: butter emms.

1105
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you got, Jeff?

1106
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 1: Okay?

1107
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: After I say each flavor, feel free to say youm

1108
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 2: as enthusiastically or non enthusiastically as you want, based on

1109
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 2: your excitement level. So the three new flavors are Eminem's

1110
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 2: Cherry Chocolate cupcake, Cherries and yeah.

1111
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 4: Cherry is my worst hated I hate cherry.

1112
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 2: About Eminem's Lemon meringue pie.

1113
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that chocolate with that they say it tastes good,

1114
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 1: it's the heart.

1115
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 2: And Eminem's peanut butter cinnamon roll.

1116
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 8: Are they going through an identity crisis?

1117
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 4: What is happening? It's so much together. I don't put

1118
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 4: peanut butter on my cinnamon rolls.

1119
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, till you taste.

1120
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: I don't put chocolate on my cinnamon rolls either, you're

1121
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: doing it wrong.

1122
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 2: Another thing that your mother in law tries to tell

1123
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 2: you to do and you won't listen. So did these

1124
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 2: new candy options bring any joy to Brooks Cold black Heart?

1125
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're disting.

1126
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 2: It's a process.

1127
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 4: I'm yeah chorus.

1128
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 2: But you all like it. Maybe Laser Stories will do

1129
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 2: the trick. It's coming up right after this. It's the

1130
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 2: radio segment that just partnered with Life Alert in France

1131
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 2: to rename their famous monuments the Effel Tower and I

1132
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 2: can't get up the book. You're getaway now with Laser Stories,

1133
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 2: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1134
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

1135
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,720
Speaker 2: Those other peris granees just don't. This first laser story

1136
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 2: is out of Pittsburgh. If you've worked in law enforcement

1137
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 2: long enough, you may believe that you've seen everything, especially

1138
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 2: if you work in Florida. But this criminal in Pennsylvania

1139
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 2: a true original really. A man named Theo Radson allegedly

1140
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 2: stole a thirty thousand dollars full sized harp last week.

1141
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 2: Whoa you know the large musical instrument?

1142
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 6: What are you.

1143
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 4: Gonna do with that?

1144
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 12: Like?

1145
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 4: Where's the market to even resell that.

1146
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 2: Sneak away and play it crazy. He took it down

1147
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 2: to the river bank because it had wheels on it,

1148
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: and then for some reason, THEO removed his clothes, jumped

1149
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 2: into the water with the harp and started struggling in

1150
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 2: the river.

1151
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 4: There is Yeah, he thought he was a cherub.

1152
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 2: Not surprisingly, a few minutes later, the police were called

1153
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 2: about some idiot drowning in the river holding a large harp.

1154
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 2: At first, nine one one thought that must be a joke,

1155
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 2: but nope, it was actually true, and luckily rescuers were

1156
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 2: able to get there in time to pull both to shore.

1157
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 7: Playing the harp as they pull him out.

1158
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 2: So it's like, why isn't the magic working?

1159
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 14: Come on?

1160
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 2: Theo's at the hospital now and is in stable condition.

1161
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 2: He did speak with deputies and they found out that

1162
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 2: somehow THEO thought the instrument could float and that he

1163
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 2: could ride it down the river to his grandpa's house

1164
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 2: and then sell it on Craigslist.

1165
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 4: You can do that. You can do that with a banjo.

1166
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's got enough air in it. The owners

1167
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 2: are pursuing charges related to the stolen harps, so THEO

1168
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 2: most likely will be serving time.

1169
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's thirty thousand.

1170
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,240
Speaker 4: Dollars more than most boats.

1171
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Vancouver, British Columbia.

1172
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: Finally a place where my work might actually be appreciated,

1173
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 2: because a new museum just opened in downtown called the

1174
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 2: Museum of Personal Failure.

1175
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,320
Speaker 4: How are we not a sponsor?

1176
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 2: I'm waiting so long. It's a pop up for now,

1177
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 2: it's not permanent. So the person behind it is a

1178
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 2: man named Avon Collins. He came up with the idea

1179
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 2: after a recent breakup. So a failed relationship.

1180
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 4: And good way to show her you bounce back.

1181
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's proud of it. He wanted to put posters

1182
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 2: up around Vancouver with the headline failures. Wanted all right,

1183
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: what do they guts? So what's in the museum? Featured

1184
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 2: items include a dead plant, a divorced woman's wedding dress,

1185
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 2: failed art projects, an entire wall of rejected job applications,

1186
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 2: and a producer's music album that went absolutely nowhere.

1187
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 4: Well, okay, there's a place for it now. And I

1188
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 4: love that each.

1189
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 2: One has a little write up next to it that

1190
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 2: explains the entire backstory. One guy just wrote a long

1191
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 2: list of all of his biggest fails in his life personally,

1192
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 2: and that made the cut. He told a reporter that

1193
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 2: having his list of failures accepted into the museum felt

1194
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 2: like a success way ironically, I feel like I want

1195
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 2: to get in here.

1196
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: I know, I feel like you'd leave the museum and

1197
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: being like not doing too bad.

1198
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my life could be saddered. Yeah, so good

1199
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 2: for that guy. And Avon's message overall is that his

1200
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 2: museum is just a celebration of the fact that failure.

1201
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 1: Is okay, yeah, just part of the road to success.

1202
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 2: Jeff, everybody fails. It's the only way you'll actually learn

1203
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 2: and grow. Let's go to your final laser story out

1204
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 2: of Hibernation Heights.

1205
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,479
Speaker 4: I want to be there right now.

1206
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 2: Groundhog Days coming up on February second, and you know

1207
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 2: who is not looking forward to it? Peta. There we go.

1208
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 9: Okay.

1209
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 2: They've been calling for punk Satani Phil's replacement for years now,

1210
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 2: and this time they may have hit on a solution.

1211
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 2: They want the Groundhog Club to quote Chuck its tired

1212
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 2: tradition of harassing a shy animal and instead replace him

1213
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 2: with a giant three D hologram.

1214
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 4: We were gonna for sure do Ai Phil.

1215
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: That's Wow. Well that's basically what it is, oh, it is.

1216
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 2: It's an Ai mock up where he's twenty feet tall

1217
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 2: with words over his head that say six more weeks

1218
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 2: of winter or early spring, and they.

1219
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 9: Should let him talk and give him like celebrity voices

1220
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 9: and stuff.

1221
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 2: They said they can make him talk too.

1222
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 5: Wow.

1223
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 2: And just so you know, the winter version of Punksaitani

1224
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 2: is blue and the spring one is pink with flowers

1225
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 2: all around icee.

1226
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: So that's how you know. It's kind of like a

1227
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: gender reveal for the weather.

1228
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 2: Exactly Summer Phil for the first.

1229
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 4: Time jumps out in a bikini.

1230
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1231
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 2: Peta says they'll even cover the cost of the hologram

1232
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 2: projector if the Groundhog Club is willing to quote retire

1233
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 2: Phil to a reputable sanctuary with his family.

1234
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 4: You know, I feel like they should take him up

1235
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 4: on that offer. Who's still going to watch the Groundhog?

1236
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1237
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 4: Is that still track? Don't kill it? And it's so inaccurate?

1238
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 4: How dare you say that about? Well, honestly, Brooks.

1239
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 2: Is looking at him like lunch.

1240
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 4: I know.

1241
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 1: If he says his shadow that means the sun is out,

1242
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: So shouldn't it be early?

1243
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 4: Okay? It's always bothered me. It doesn't make sense.

1244
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 2: Really, the tradition that's two hundred years old is bothersome

1245
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 2: to you.

1246
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 4: It should be this. This spring is coming early because

1247
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 4: the sun.

1248
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: Is out, because if you have a shadow, there has

1249
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: to be light.

1250
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 4: But is he Obviously this is why we just watched

1251
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 4: the groundhog Brook.

1252
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 2: I wouldn't question it's just a fun tradition, but the

1253
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 2: Groundhog Commission is not gonna budge on it. And this

1254
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 2: isn't the first time PETE has pitched an alternative option.

1255
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 2: Last year they offered a vegan friendly weather reveal cake

1256
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 2: cut into it, and two years ago they suggested flipping

1257
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 2: a giant golden coin because that would technically be more

1258
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 2: accurate since Phil's only been right on his predictions about

1259
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 2: forty percent of the time.

1260
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's embarrassing, So don't even come out of

1261
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: the hole this year, Phil.

1262
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 2: Results. I've never seen Brook so angry about.

1263
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 4: Any stupid Okay, personally.

1264
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 2: I mean I do have a different idea. Why not

1265
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 2: put this guy front and center and if he pokes

1266
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 2: his head out of his shell, it means he's gonna

1267
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 2: be horny for six more weeks, and that's something I

1268
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 2: think we can all get behind sound means Laser Stories

1269
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 2: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

1270
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 2: it again, same time on Friday, Brook.

1271
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 10: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1272
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 2: I am tired of our listeners living in fear. Yeah,

1273
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 2: fear of humiliation, fear of condemnation, fear of Brook Fox

1274
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 2: and her endless reign of terror. But I look around

1275
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 2: and I do see some brave souls who are tired

1276
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 2: of being pushed round and constantly told Hey, I'm richer

1277
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 2: and I'm smarter than you, and they are ready to

1278
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:09,919
Speaker 2: rise up in resistance. Okay, like today's caller Jessica, who

1279
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 2: says she harbors a healthy mix of fear and respect

1280
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 2: for the woman we fondly nickname the Warden. So, Jessica,

1281
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 2: what would you like to say to the Warden's face

1282
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 2: and make sure you don't look her directly in the

1283
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 2: eyes when you say it. What do you want to say?

1284
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 4: Oh, God, don't look away.

1285
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 13: That was a really big setup.

1286
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 11: I don't know how to finish that one.

1287
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 4: You're not leading the revolution, I'll tell.

1288
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 14: You that, I'm really not.

1289
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 2: Oh man, Well, I don't know, guys, tearor wins this round.

1290
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 2: But Brook's gonna leave the studio. We can muster up

1291
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 2: some courage for you, Jessica, after you play the game

1292
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 2: thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions

1293
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 2: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.

1294
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 2: But you have to beat her out right if you

1295
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 2: want to win? Are you ready?

1296
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 6: Yes?

1297
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 2: Good luck? You're time starts now. Today is Lego Day.

1298
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 2: A Lego is a German, American or Danish company Danish

1299
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: Australia as a continent, and what else a country or

1300
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 2: a province country? In what sport? Could you find the LPGA?

1301
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 2: If someone takes your axillary temperature, where did they put

1302
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 2: the thermometer?

1303
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 14: Oh?

1304
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 2: Your bad shooting star? Is actually a what.

1305
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 6: Supernova answer?

1306
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a music lyric that she all right,

1307
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 2: well done there, Jessica. Now Brook is back in the studio.

1308
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 2: It's okay. We'll keep you safe. It's okay. Same thing

1309
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 2: about Jessica that I like here I'm seeing on my

1310
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 2: screener is she's hoping that this year she gets to

1311
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 2: go on at least one vacation.

1312
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 4: What are you going to do on your vacation?

1313
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 14: Is the number? Like?

1314
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 12: As the front runner.

1315
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 7: Right now?

1316
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 1: It looks so yeah, where I spent my honeymoon. Ten

1317
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,959
Speaker 1: out of ten would recommend nice book.

1318
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 2: Are you offering to give Jessica your husband to take

1319
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 2: with her to Thailand so she can have just as

1320
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 2: magical inexperience him?

1321
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: And a really cool tie guide that we had up

1322
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: in the northern part.

1323
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 4: Two men for one, not as a bogo perfect.

1324
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 7: Thailand's got something for everyone.

1325
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 2: What he really looking forward to about Thailand? Like what

1326
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 2: intrigues you the most?

1327
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, that it's just so luxurious and like

1328
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 12: relatively affordable for what you're getting, that's for sure.

1329
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 1: We did eat some snake that the guy had shot

1330
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: with a pistol.

1331
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 4: You know. Yeah, I'm like, where did you get that?

1332
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 4: And he's like by the river and he held up

1333
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 4: his gun.

1334
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 2: I was like, it looks like delicacy to luxury you, Jessica,

1335
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 2: I can't wait. Now it's Brooks turn brook Are you ready?

1336
01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today's Lego day. Is Lego a German,

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01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 2: American or Danish company? Danish Australia is a continent and

1339
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 2: what else a country or a province country? In what sport?

1340
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 2: Could you find the LPGA golf if someone takes your

1341
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:20,479
Speaker 2: axillary temperature, where did they put that thermometer in your ear?

1342
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 2: A shooting star is actually what meteorite? How many states

1343
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 2: sit on land bought by the Louisiana purchase more or

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01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 2: less than ten? States? Looks feeling confident in that last answer.

1345
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Speaker 2: We're going to go to scoreboard and see how you

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01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 2: both did with Jose naughty boy.

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Speaker 9: Jessica, you got three correct today, all right? Yeh Brook,

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Speaker 9: Yes you did get an extra question and five around.

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Speaker 2: The warden strikes again. The continues. I'm sorry, Jessica. Let's

1350
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 2: go over the answers for everybody. It's Lego day. Legos

1351
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 2: are a Danish company. Australia is both a continent and

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01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 2: a country. The LPGA would be a Lady's Golf sports

1353
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 2: Ladies Professional Golf Association. If someone takes her axillary temperature,

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01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 2: they put the thermometer in your arm? Pitsh got it wrong,

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01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 2: she said it.

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01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that.

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Speaker 2: That's a different tag. A shooting star is actually a

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Speaker 2: meteor and we did give you that it's a meteor

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01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 2: that's coming through the atmosphere burning up. And how many

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01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 2: states sit on lambop by the Louisiana purchase. It is

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Speaker 2: more than ten States fifteen, stretching from Louisiana all the

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Speaker 2: way up and west to Montana.

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Speaker 4: It used to be a lot cheaper.

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Speaker 7: Huh.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jessica, it was not enough to win. But

1366
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Speaker 2: just we're playing. You do win a fifty dollars gift

1367
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 2: card to Gray's Craze. Gray's Craze opened its fourth Washington

1368
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: location in Tacoma. Celebrate everything with made to order charcooterie

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01:06:55,280 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 2: boards featuring hand crafted arrangements of meats, cheeses, breads, fruits, ge, sweets,

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Speaker 2: and more. Order for pickup, catering or delivery at Grayscraze

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Speaker 2: dot com.

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Speaker 3: All right, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Saladi Kay, it's a hello to say where's

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01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 1: the jacuzzi?

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01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 2: I mean, all right, we'll get down to you next

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01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 2: time you play, because we want you back on the

1377
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:22,120
Speaker 2: game again. Soon We're gonna be back to do Windbrooks

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Speaker 2: Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning