WEBVTT - “I FIST ON THE WEEKENDS”

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi, Hi, What is your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Emilie?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the Little Wing song Amelia? What's going on? How

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<v Speaker 1>can I get you? Today?

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<v Speaker 2>It's going pretty good. I got a lot of new

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<v Speaker 2>shoes today and it's the weekend. Anyways, I texted you

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<v Speaker 2>like I fis jumped people on the weekend and people

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<v Speaker 2>don't seem to get it.

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<v Speaker 1>You fist bump people on the weekends, and they don't

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<v Speaker 1>seem to get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like they think it's an entire social experiment thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I started recording myself because people were asking where

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<v Speaker 2>the camera is. I just like, I like fisting people.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, in what context are you fist bumping these people?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I just stand on a corner, I like get

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<v Speaker 2>ridiculously high and I just fssbump people like I offer

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<v Speaker 2>a fist pump for them to take it.

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<v Speaker 1>How long are you typically doing this for per session?

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<v Speaker 2>A couple hours tend to.

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<v Speaker 1>One typically, so like three hours. Yeah, so you're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there for three hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just standing just getting high, yeah, and just people

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<v Speaker 2>watching kind of it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching is it? Is it the corner of a busy street?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's it's pretty much downtown, like where bars

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<v Speaker 2>intersect what city I'd like to not stay I can

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<v Speaker 2>tell you privately, but I'd like to not stay on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone because I feel like that would identify me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not want to be identified? Do you not

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<v Speaker 1>want to like be known as the fist pump guy?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I'm already kind of known as a

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<v Speaker 2>system guy around town, but like that's pretty much it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I just I don't want to be recognized. I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to get people systems.

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<v Speaker 1>You really, by the way, listen, obviously you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me if it want to, but you really

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<v Speaker 1>think people are going to be able to identify you

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<v Speaker 1>by if by like how would they identify you?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm the only guy that does it. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like I've been I've been identified by people I know

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm close to my hometown.

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<v Speaker 1>Like how often do you do this?

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<v Speaker 2>I do this every weekend. I've been doing it for

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<v Speaker 2>a year, and I think this is the last year

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<v Speaker 2>because it's like I'm going to like I'm twenty, no

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one, it's going to be twenty two later on

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<v Speaker 2>this year, and like I feel like this is like

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<v Speaker 2>the last bits of like oh yeah, he's just like

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<v Speaker 2>he's cool, Like that does that make sense? Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>the last college kind of year. I didn't go to college, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that doesn't make sense. What are you? Are? You?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? Why is this the last year that you

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<v Speaker 1>will be face of fist bumping people on the corner

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours getting stones.

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<v Speaker 2>Because like it's the last collegey year, Like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I'm I'm gonna be twenty two. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be doing this for forever. I

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<v Speaker 2>just like the feeling it gives me. Now does that

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<v Speaker 2>make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense? What why don't you just keep doing

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<v Speaker 1>it until you really don't enjoy it anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Because like I'd like to leave it on a high note.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want I don't want it to like just

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to how I met your mother. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to, like, you know, give it a good ending

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<v Speaker 2>and I just stop all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to jump the shark.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to jump the shark. I don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want this to like be like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is getting fucking annoying, this is becoming a burden, which

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<v Speaker 2>like at some point I've kind of felt like that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I still enjoyed it in the end, So like

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of recognized this as like almost running its course.

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<v Speaker 1>So once per week? Are do you do this multiple

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<v Speaker 1>times per weekend? Or this is one?

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<v Speaker 2>I do this twice per week for every I do

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<v Speaker 2>this Friday Saturday all night.

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<v Speaker 1>From what hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you, from about ten to.

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<v Speaker 1>One ten pm to one am.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is a night actual. Like with other adults,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been hit on by like both genders, I've and

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<v Speaker 2>multiple others that I don't even recognize, and like I

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<v Speaker 2>just brush them all off, and like I just I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a girl whisper in my ear I need

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<v Speaker 2>to experience you before and I'm like no, And she

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<v Speaker 2>just ended up making out with another guy across the

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<v Speaker 2>street to try and make me jealous. She was throwing

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<v Speaker 2>her hands in the air after the other guy lefter.

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<v Speaker 1>How did that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Oh, I'm just another guy. So it didn't matter

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<v Speaker 2>in the end. If anything, I'm happier now because she's upset.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you brush them up? Do you brush all

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<v Speaker 1>these people off? Because your one and only goal is

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<v Speaker 1>to do the fist bumps and anything other than that

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<v Speaker 1>would just get in your way.

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<v Speaker 3>That.

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<v Speaker 2>And also I just don't like the idea of satellites,

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<v Speaker 2>if that makes any sense, I don't want.

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<v Speaker 1>Any sense at all. I have no idea what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>By that, Like I don't want any moons or anything

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<v Speaker 2>that are like that around me. Like I'm just a

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<v Speaker 2>lone planet by myself. Like I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like the idea of friends is very appealing, but at

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<v Speaker 2>the same time, it's like, no, I'm okay, So I

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<v Speaker 2>just like people. I talk with people. It's not like

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<v Speaker 2>I have a hard time talking with people. People tell

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<v Speaker 2>me I'm great at like talking with people, but like

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't like repeated people. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, all right, first let's talk like that. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>this is we could actually talk about this for an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>So you okay, Let's start with the like relationship thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Like are you? Are you a sexual?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe so, Like I just like I don't. I've

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<v Speaker 2>had sex before. I don't find any like real entertainment

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<v Speaker 2>in that, Like I'd rather just get to know the

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<v Speaker 2>person on a deeper level. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>in order for that deeper level, people like traditionally, at

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<v Speaker 2>least like people have intimacy, and like, I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather have sex with a person or fist

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<v Speaker 1>bump them.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't answer that question because like I like giving

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<v Speaker 2>the fist bumps, but at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all it is. And like it's cool that somebody

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<v Speaker 2>wants to have sex with me, but at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the day, it's like, Okay, I had sex with

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<v Speaker 2>this person.

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<v Speaker 5>Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very indifferent to both outcomes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like it's like, is a fist bump

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<v Speaker 1>and sex on the same level of intimacy for you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, sex is more intimate, but like it's like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I just don't want Like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. I kind of feel almost like a

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<v Speaker 2>novelty to people. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I have a lot of more I have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of questions, but I want to talk about this

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<v Speaker 1>because I haven't gotten this to this yet. When you

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<v Speaker 1>try to fist pump people, how often do they accept

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<v Speaker 1>versus rebuff your offer of the fist bump.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say it's probably like a forty sixty split to

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<v Speaker 2>sixty acknowledging it and forty like either just rejecting it

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<v Speaker 2>or acknowledging it and but not giving you the fist pumps.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of those forty percent of people

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<v Speaker 1>who reject the fist bump.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very different depending on the person. Like if it's

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<v Speaker 2>a couple out, like if it's a guy and a girl,

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<v Speaker 2>if the girl fistblumps me, I feel like, oh, okay, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of pointed something out for you, just depending

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<v Speaker 2>on the way she kind of goes about it. If

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<v Speaker 2>the guy initiates the fist bump, it's like, okay, this

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<v Speaker 2>is indifferent. And then if a girl reciprocates, it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she's acknowledged that this is behavior. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>So when like, okay, So if a guy and a

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<v Speaker 1>girl are walking by you and you're about to give

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<v Speaker 1>them a fist bump, and the girl initiates the fist bump,

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<v Speaker 1>you said, Oh, I feel like I just pointed something

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<v Speaker 1>out for you. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like, I've I've had many girls give me a

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<v Speaker 2>fist bump. Some of them are just by themselves, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's perfectly fine, they can fist bump whoever. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I've had girls that are with their partners and then

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<v Speaker 2>you can kind of tell when it's mutual, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you can kind of tell when like the girl is

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<v Speaker 2>not is more interested in you than the partner.

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<v Speaker 1>So you you feel like if like a girl tries

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<v Speaker 1>to you feel like if a girl tries to if

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like if a girl tries to fist bump you,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she's more into you than her partner.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the Dave Chappelle skit, Like it's where he's

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<v Speaker 2>talking about like like consensual things like oh, she said, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no stop it, don't do that, and then the court

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<v Speaker 2>reporter reads it back, no, no stop it, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it We're getting on the concepts and the body

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<v Speaker 2>language in the girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're getting a little off track here, but what okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, have you made okay, I have more quiet?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got have you ever gotten into trouble with this?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever like.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been uh, like no legal trouble. Like the cops

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<v Speaker 2>know that I do this. They're they're on the same

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<v Speaker 2>page as me. They've asked me before. I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>just do this because I like doing it. And then like,

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<v Speaker 2>as far as drunk people go, most people are really chill.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've had like five incidents in total. I've

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<v Speaker 2>had a guy spit on my hand, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>escalate stuff because like I don't know if they can fight,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't want any trouble with any of the

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<v Speaker 2>club's bars or or police. I've had a guy like

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<v Speaker 2>walk around and I feel like he was just self

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<v Speaker 2>hating himself at that time, because he just kept walked

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<v Speaker 2>around like five times, just saying fuck you to me

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<v Speaker 2>multiple times. And like I had my phone stolen like

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<v Speaker 2>two weekends ago by some black chick and like it

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<v Speaker 2>was a fat one. Of course, all her friends were

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<v Speaker 2>laughing at her, and she just what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, let's talk about this. You like, are you cool?

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<v Speaker 1>This whole thing of like you do?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Like? Do not want friends? Do you?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't feel.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fist pumping thing gives to me the impression

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<v Speaker 1>that you do desire social contact.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I do want to be around people, but

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't want friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you not want friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Severe abandonment issues by previous friends?

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<v Speaker 1>When was this.

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<v Speaker 2>Three years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you felt abandoned, But how did you feel abandoned

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<v Speaker 1>by your friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like we all kind of graduated, and I knew

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<v Speaker 2>that everybody was going to go their own separate ways,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was when they started when they kept on

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out with people that were getting them in like

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<v Speaker 2>legal trouble in the city that I'm in, because they

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<v Speaker 2>went to different cities, but like they'd come back and

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<v Speaker 2>then like hang out at home and they'd have to

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<v Speaker 2>go through my city to do both. And it's like, huh,

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<v Speaker 2>they're hanging out with that guy, but they're not hanging

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<v Speaker 2>out with you, And like you purpose, you try and

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<v Speaker 2>hang out with these people and talk with them and

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<v Speaker 2>like send them Christmas messages or like holiday messages or

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<v Speaker 2>fuck birthday messages because I get Facebook notifications and I

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<v Speaker 2>like the ideas of Christmas cards and that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So like you just send them like a quick note,

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<v Speaker 2>and then like they don't respond and they don't like

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<v Speaker 2>invite you to other things. How the first party that

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<v Speaker 2>I went to, people were surprised I went there, and

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<v Speaker 2>they were people that I would have considered friends at

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're a so you don't want to make friends

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<v Speaker 1>because you're afraid that your friends will like leave you.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. But at the same time, It's like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>kind of past that. Like I just don't like in

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<v Speaker 2>order for me to have a relationship, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>there has to be a function in order like to

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<v Speaker 2>have the relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you need to provide them something both.

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<v Speaker 2>Ways, Yeah, like they need something done and I can

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<v Speaker 2>provide it, or I need something done and they can

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<v Speaker 2>provide it.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean by you need something done? Like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>like do you mean in the most do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>in the literal sense of like I'm gonna be friends

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<v Speaker 1>with this it guy because you can fix my computer?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I'm going to like hang out with him

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm going to invite him over. I'm if he smokes,

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<v Speaker 2>if he smokes pot, I'm going to smoke pot with him,

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<v Speaker 2>and like we're going to hang out in that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sense. Like, I don't know, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to better explain this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how long have you felt like this?

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<v Speaker 2>Three years plus?

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<v Speaker 1>And genuinely I'm curious is this like is this like

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<v Speaker 1>an issue in life that that you like really struggle

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<v Speaker 1>with or is it just kind of like like how

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<v Speaker 1>do you how do you even see this issue? Like

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<v Speaker 1>is this a problem for you or you just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, oh, that's that's that part of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's because like everybody I meet, they're

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<v Speaker 2>like they tell me similarly, Oh, you're a pretty cool guy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how to talk with people you like, and

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<v Speaker 2>like people seem to genuinely like me. My boss is,

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<v Speaker 2>my co workers, like previous are previous people that I've known,

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<v Speaker 2>they seem to find great. I don't want to say interest,

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<v Speaker 2>because that would mean that they would know things about me,

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<v Speaker 2>but like they seem to like me, and like, I

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<v Speaker 2>just don't get it, and like I dissistant people because

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<v Speaker 2>it's the simplest, like it's just a systump, don't overthink it,

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<v Speaker 2>and people overthink it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's your it's your like way of getting getting

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<v Speaker 1>just enough socializing. You're getting just enough socializing, just enough

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<v Speaker 1>intimacy that uh, they don't get too close and then

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<v Speaker 1>like everything gets fucked up. Yes, huh have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>been to a real therapist to talk about this?

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<v Speaker 2>I have, but not about well. I've actually told my

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<v Speaker 2>last therapist yes, and he just kind of told me

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<v Speaker 2>that so long as I'm not putting myself or others

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<v Speaker 2>in danger, I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fucking stupid. I mean, like, I'm glad that you're

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<v Speaker 1>not putting yourself for others in danger.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, good, But like, are you did

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<v Speaker 1>he give you any advice on how to like build

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<v Speaker 1>a uh like legitimate social life or overcome any of

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<v Speaker 1>these hang ups?

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<v Speaker 2>No, gave me lit motorgene.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a medication, right, yes, okay, how's that going for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I stopped taking it because exercise seemed to be working better,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've been.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, what have you like tried to do anything

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<v Speaker 1>to get over these hang ups?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like i'd meet out with a girl before,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I kind of bled all over her face.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I have Okay, first of all, that's what do

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<v Speaker 1>you what do you mean you bled on her face.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I had an anime moment.

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<v Speaker 1>You you were like you had an animemo where your

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<v Speaker 1>nose started just bleeding. Because yeah, girl, yeah, that's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That has nothing to do with what we were just

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. By the way, because you can make out.

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<v Speaker 2>That was just a really good deflection.

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<v Speaker 1>That was it was a good fight because again, you

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<v Speaker 1>can make out with, you can make out with, to

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<v Speaker 1>quote Froggy Fresh, this is a deep cut. You can

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<v Speaker 1>make out with every girl in the world and uh

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<v Speaker 1>it won't fucking I don't think fix Like whatever mental

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<v Speaker 1>hang ups you have.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like ultimately like I used to like believe

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<v Speaker 2>in that toxic bullshit where like I needed like another person,

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<v Speaker 2>but like now I just kind of like I want

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<v Speaker 2>to do it by myself, but it's just so hard

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<v Speaker 2>and like you need people. But like I just I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I was socialized or talk to socialize.

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<v Speaker 1>With people my age, like when you were a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like I just I really like adults. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>like talking with older people, and like they like talking

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<v Speaker 2>to me, but like they look at they see me

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm just a child, so like I can't really

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<v Speaker 2>mess with them. But at the same time, because of

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<v Speaker 2>the way I talk, I can't mess with younger people.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you go to Uh okay, so you didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>to college. What do you do? Do you work?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Yeah, I do work. I have a state license.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's all I'm going to go into into with

0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:04.600
<v Speaker 2>that one that.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a state license with Do you do you

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<v Speaker 1>kill people? Do you have a license to kill?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, I don't have a license to kill

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<v Speaker 2>that's no. I don't have a lice. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 2>bounty hunter or anything like that, but I do have

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<v Speaker 2>something I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you were about the Hunter, although that

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<v Speaker 1>would be a funny way to coax your bounties to you,

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<v Speaker 1>is by offering free fist on the corner. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a single part of my being thought that you

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<v Speaker 1>were about the hunter?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it the way I sound? I feel like I

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<v Speaker 2>sound like a Teddy Bear.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say that, and I would also not say

0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:41.080
<v Speaker 1>you sound like a bounty hunter. Is it fishing? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you fish? Or whatever? I'll stop trying to guess what

0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:45.679
<v Speaker 1>you do, but tell me this, do you I mean like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you do you feel like you like have a

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<v Speaker 1>well rounded life outside of that?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not. I mean, like I like to exercise, It's

0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.320
<v Speaker 2>been a while since I've exercise. I like playing video games.

0:19:57.520 --> 0:20:02.200
<v Speaker 2>I recently got into into inter clothes, so I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to figure that stuff out. And like, I have other interests,

0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:07.800
<v Speaker 2>but like I've kind of lost interest in a lot

0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:11.080
<v Speaker 2>of things that I wanted to do as time goes by,

0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:14.399
<v Speaker 2>and I've just kind of been living a meth life.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I like playing chess. I play chess in public.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a lot of people do play chess.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny, man, because I actually really like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of these like the fist bump thing and the chess thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I actually really like the way that you're

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<v Speaker 1>putting yourself out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's not like I'm not putting myself out there,

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<v Speaker 2>but like, at the same time, I just don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to Like I don't want to use the word tarnish

0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:46.040
<v Speaker 2>because that would imply that I'm ruining somebody. And I'm

0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:49.520
<v Speaker 2>not ruining somebody, But I just don't want to make

0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:54.240
<v Speaker 2>these friendships and and like just have them like ripped

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<v Speaker 2>apart by the other person.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's a lot of songs written about

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<v Speaker 1>this where it's, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want to love. I don't want to love because

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll just get my heart broken again. And then

0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:13.120
<v Speaker 1>at the end it's like, but I gotta love.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, yeah, Like it's not a unique emotion. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not I'm not clung myself like some kind of fucking

0:21:18.760 --> 0:21:21.440
<v Speaker 2>butterfly or anything like that. It's not a unique emotion.

0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:24.280
<v Speaker 2>But like, at the same time, like I seem to

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<v Speaker 2>be the only person that expresses it this way.

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<v Speaker 1>You are the only person I've ever talked to that

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<v Speaker 1>has expressed this by uh doing fist bumps on the

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<v Speaker 1>corner every weekend from ten pm to one am. That

0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:43.200
<v Speaker 1>is true, That is very true. Uh, there are way

0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:45.880
<v Speaker 1>but but also there you know, other people express these

0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:50.480
<v Speaker 1>thoughts by killing people.

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<v Speaker 2>So I like the I mean, you're dressed as a

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<v Speaker 2>get go talking to me.

0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.560
<v Speaker 1>I am dressed as a gecko talking to you, which

0:21:57.560 --> 0:22:00.480
<v Speaker 1>is really not that far off from giving fist bumps.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it really isn't. Like yeah, and you should listen

0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:07.720
<v Speaker 2>to you should start painting your face red.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well I'm more offended by that than anything else

0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:20.640
<v Speaker 1>that you've said, of course, of this call anyway. Shit, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to tell you about that feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't because it's uh uh it's hard. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I really really don't know how to deal with

0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:39.800
<v Speaker 1>that feeling. My best working theory is that and I

0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:41.919
<v Speaker 1>think I talked about this on a previous episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, and I've been thinking about it a lot

0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:47.480
<v Speaker 1>in my personal life. The whole idea of I don't

0:22:47.520 --> 0:22:49.160
<v Speaker 1>want to like any I don't want to bring any

0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:50.920
<v Speaker 1>friends into my life. I don't want to bring any

0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.960
<v Speaker 1>love into my life because I'm afraid that it will

0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:58.359
<v Speaker 1>go away or it will hurt me. You could bring

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<v Speaker 1>that back to this general idea of like I'm not

0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:07.399
<v Speaker 1>gonna let myself experience joy or experience anything because the

0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:13.040
<v Speaker 1>experience of these positive feelings will inevitably, uh you know,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck me and lead to nothing, or I'll lead to

0:23:16.640 --> 0:23:18.239
<v Speaker 1>lead to heartbreak. It's like I don't want to get

0:23:18.280 --> 0:23:22.920
<v Speaker 1>a puppy because in nine years or whatever, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>die and I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like, at least with the dog. It kind of

0:23:27.480 --> 0:23:28.280
<v Speaker 2>goes back into.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I know, the semantics aside the whole idea though,

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:35.600
<v Speaker 1>right of like I don't want to let myself be

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:38.320
<v Speaker 1>happy because then I'm gonna get fucked. I've been thinking

0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:40.919
<v Speaker 1>about this forever. I do the same thing. I really do.

0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I really really prevent myself from enjoying things because I'm

0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:52.960
<v Speaker 1>afraid that uh, it'll it'll backfire, turn into shit or whatever.

0:23:53.400 --> 0:23:58.120
<v Speaker 1>And so I understand like the like being in that

0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:02.760
<v Speaker 1>place emotionally, but when I like step back and I

0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 1>like kind of look at it, I like, really logically,

0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's such a fucking stupid way to live.

0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Because you need people, like people are getting you.

0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you need people. People are good for you. And

0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:20.960
<v Speaker 1>it's also but again larger than that, it's like you're

0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:27.879
<v Speaker 1>just gonna like never do anything. You're gonna be screwed

0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:29.560
<v Speaker 1>the day because of the day you're gonna die.

0:24:29.800 --> 0:24:31.879
<v Speaker 2>So and they're gonna be alone, and nobody's gonna give

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<v Speaker 2>a about your grade.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah like yes, so so so okay, yeah, so hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>So so it's okay. Logically, I can look at it

0:24:45.720 --> 0:24:47.760
<v Speaker 1>and I can go that's a really dumb way to live,

0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:52.000
<v Speaker 1>not allowing yourself to be happy or experience friendship or

0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:55.119
<v Speaker 1>experience whatever other thing, because it's gonna bite you in

0:24:55.160 --> 0:24:58.680
<v Speaker 1>the end. And like what, You're gonna die at the

0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:02.480
<v Speaker 1>end of the day, so you're fuck no matter what

0:25:02.520 --> 0:25:07.240
<v Speaker 1>you do. That's the that's I just have that logical conclusion.

0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I just come to that conclusion. That's it's a dumb

0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:13.000
<v Speaker 1>way to It is.

0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:15.080
<v Speaker 2>A stupid way to live because like the opposite of

0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:20.000
<v Speaker 2>emotions is indifference, and like it's it's just shitty to

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 2>be indifferent because at that point you're just a machine.

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:24.440
<v Speaker 2>And I'm not a machine. But at the same time,

0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:28.280
<v Speaker 2>it's like, well, like it's all gonna end eventually, and

0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:31.159
<v Speaker 2>like I just don't care enough about people to like

0:25:31.280 --> 0:25:35.160
<v Speaker 2>actually want to have be in their lives or have

0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:37.560
<v Speaker 2>them be in my life life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't. I really I don't know

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:48.520
<v Speaker 1>how to get over that. I really don't. It's like

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:49.880
<v Speaker 1>a it's it's I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And and I forgot to mention. I forgot to mention

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:57.639
<v Speaker 2>when I started doing this a year ago, I was

0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:02.000
<v Speaker 2>working in that area and I adopted I asked if

0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I could adopt a red bow tie into my all

0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:07.080
<v Speaker 2>black uniform. I was, I was, I was a butcher

0:26:07.080 --> 0:26:10.400
<v Speaker 2>at a restaurant. I was the only person to do that,

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:13.320
<v Speaker 2>and people fucking loved it. And then after that, I

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 2>kin like I was twenty so I couldn't go to bars,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why I started posting up and just to

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<v Speaker 2>like feel associated with.

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<v Speaker 1>The Yeah, you're like, I just want to be associated

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:27.880
<v Speaker 1>with the nightlife.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I liked the fist bump thing. I really do.

0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I think it's Yeah, I mean, look I do that.

0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:40.359
<v Speaker 1>I do that thing where I go outside and dress

0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:42.960
<v Speaker 1>up as a gecko and chat with folks, and it's

0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:48.959
<v Speaker 1>really the same fucking idea. So yeah, I like that idea.

0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 1>How do you care? I don't. I don't know. I've

0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:53.040
<v Speaker 1>been trying to think that. I've been trying to figure

0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:56.320
<v Speaker 1>that out myself. Maybe it's like maybe it's something chemical,

0:26:56.400 --> 0:26:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's a depression.

0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:03.800
<v Speaker 5>I mean, like they've I've been told that I'm like

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 5>I'm depressed, but like I just don't believe it. I

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:09.480
<v Speaker 5>just don't think I've I've been able to like have

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:15.119
<v Speaker 5>those relationships with people, either because they were like the

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 5>incorrect people, because people were debating over how I should

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:25.200
<v Speaker 5>have those kinds of interactions so that I just didn't

0:27:25.240 --> 0:27:29.320
<v Speaker 5>interact in general, or just because like I don't know.

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:42.439
<v Speaker 1>M Yeah, what do you think you're gonna do?

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna go and get ready. I'm gonna

0:27:46.920 --> 0:27:50.160
<v Speaker 2>shower because I smell like a fucking god kind of

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:52.359
<v Speaker 2>not you know what. I'm not even gonna plug that

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:54.920
<v Speaker 2>sponsorship in because I'm not sponsored by them and neither

0:27:54.920 --> 0:28:00.800
<v Speaker 2>are you, and uh, I'm going to go. I've been

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:04.119
<v Speaker 2>told that I'm very attractive by both sexes, Like I

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 2>told you, Okay, all right, and I'm going to go

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 2>get ready for that. And then I'm going to go

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 2>downtown at about ten thirty and just go get really

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking high, and you got to fist bump people, and

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:18.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to face some people.

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Yep, Okay, yeah, I don't think.

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 2>It's been too broke to drink, but I'm going to smoke.

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I have a lot of weeds.

0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:32.119
<v Speaker 1>We'll have a good time. Man, I don't know. I listened.

0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I like the fist bump thing, but fuck, man, I

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 1>don't know. You're talking about a lot of stuff that

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I think about. The answers to a lot. But I've

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:42.479
<v Speaker 1>come out.

0:28:42.960 --> 0:28:44.440
<v Speaker 2>If you want to try and figure this out, what

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 2>we can nice, sure you have my phone numbers.

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Well listen, man, enjoy your fist bumps and h fuck.

0:28:58.040 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to think of something in our call

0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 1>the reference at the end, but whatever, what's your name again?

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Or a million? Like the song like the song.

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Why did you want?

0:29:13.480 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 3>Hey?

0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>You have wan? My final my final recommendation. What about

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:19.440
<v Speaker 1>you ever thought about monetizing this? You ever thought about

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe a tip jar?

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Like I've had a guy throw a dollar at me

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:29.800
<v Speaker 2>and I gave him that dollar back and then like

0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:31.000
<v Speaker 2>I just did I'm not a.

0:29:30.920 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Strippery for the love of the game. I know that

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:33.480
<v Speaker 1>you do.

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 2>It like like I do it for the love of

0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:37.640
<v Speaker 2>the game. Like I just really like this jumping people,

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 2>And like I think I said this earlier, but I've

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 2>only recently started to record myself because people were asking

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:48.720
<v Speaker 2>me like why I'm not recording myself or if it's

0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 2>a social experiment, or like what am I? What are

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:53.160
<v Speaker 2>you doing? Like I'll be this mumping people and then

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 2>they'll like shove their hand underneath mine, and they'll like

0:29:55.920 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>they're expecting something and I just either ate this one

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 2>their hand or be ignored them.

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else? Who I say to the people

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 1>of the computer before we go?

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I guess I'll just throw myself out there. I

0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:13.880
<v Speaker 2>guess if you're ever in Tucson, by all means, go downtown.

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll be there for the next year.

0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Take care of Milly, you two, Lyle, goodbye. I do

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 1>like the fist bump thing. It really is the same

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:31.920
<v Speaker 1>energy as like, uh going out as a gecko to

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:34.920
<v Speaker 1>chat with people. It's just something to something to like

0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>interact with folks. Yak hi there, how can I get

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:44.880
<v Speaker 1>you today?

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 6>So I live with my boyfriend and something that I've

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.320
<v Speaker 6>always been like really proud of him forwards, like how

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 6>clean he is. But this past weekend we went a

0:30:57.840 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 6>little bit of a bender and and I found a

0:31:00.640 --> 0:31:05.120
<v Speaker 6>piss jar in our apartment. And it's fucking foul.

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:10.800
<v Speaker 1>How much piss was in the piss.

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 6>Jar, like a big mason jar. Sorry, I'm like shaking,

0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 6>I'm nervous, Like go ahead, like a massive piss jar,

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 6>like a thirty six ounce piss.

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Thirty six ounces of piss? How many ounces are in

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 1>a pint? No clue, that's like how many pints is that?

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any You don't have any idea.

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.240
<v Speaker 6>A solid like cort container of piss.

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 1>You So you found a quart of piss?

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:44.760
<v Speaker 6>Well yeah, it was like a mason jar, but it's

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 6>like about the size of a court container.

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Where did you find it?

0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:51.400
<v Speaker 6>In our bedroom?

0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Where in the bedroom on his like uh okaus in

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 1>the open? Yeah okay, you waited on his drawers or

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 1>inside of the drawers.

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 6>On the like on top of the dresser drawers.

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So he has a he's a nightstand, and you

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:18.760
<v Speaker 1>found a court of piss on his nightstand, just sitting

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:20.600
<v Speaker 1>on the night stand next to his lamp and his

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 1>alarm clock and his phone charger. A court of piss, Yes, okay,

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 1>that's not exactly a hidden court of how do you know?

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:33.680
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you've found? Like, how can you

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>have been how can you have been sleeping next to

0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:40.200
<v Speaker 1>this guy for that long and not noticed that there

0:32:40.280 --> 0:32:42.600
<v Speaker 1>was one thing if you were like snooping through his drawers?

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 1>But are you sure you're telling me this right? It

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 1>was on the nightstand.

0:32:47.000 --> 0:32:47.080
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:50.479
<v Speaker 6>That's the thing too that I don't understand, because so

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:53.000
<v Speaker 6>I woke up, went to work in the morning, came home,

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:54.880
<v Speaker 6>didn't go up into the bedroom that's like on the

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:58.719
<v Speaker 6>second floor, and got into bed, and I was like,

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:02.040
<v Speaker 6>what is that fucking? And then I look over and

0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:04.520
<v Speaker 6>it's just sitting there. So it's like, how did I

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:06.120
<v Speaker 6>not see it in the morning when I woke up

0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 6>to go to work, Like, but I.

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Just I don't know this. This really isn't adding up

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:18.360
<v Speaker 1>to me. He has the piss jar on his nightstand? Yes,

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:19.720
<v Speaker 1>and how long has it been there for?

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 6>I mean, it was a lot of piss. I'd never

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:26.760
<v Speaker 6>seen it before. I don't I mean, I don't know

0:33:26.800 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 6>how that much piss could have been accumulated through like

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:34.320
<v Speaker 6>one night is my main concern because I don't.

0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:37.719
<v Speaker 1>Know did you confront him about it? Did you talk

0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 1>to him about it?

0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:42.479
<v Speaker 6>So he was downstairs with our friend and I literally

0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 6>just grabbed a pissjure smelled it because I was like,

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 6>is this beer or something? Smelled it definitely pissed, came

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 6>downstairs and just like dropped in front of him, and

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:52.840
<v Speaker 6>I was like, this is fucking disgusting. I never want

0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 6>to see this again, Like, never do this again. He's

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 6>thirty eight, he's a grown man, Like he doesn't need

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 6>to be doing that. It just go peeky, we have

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 6>a bathroom, be civilized.

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 1>You grabbed the pissed jar like you held it long enough.

0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>You held it for the duration of a full walk

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:17.239
<v Speaker 1>down the stairs. Yes, was it warm?

0:34:17.880 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 6>No room tempt.

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:26.880
<v Speaker 1>How How did he react when you confronted him about it?

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 6>He looked mortified, reasonably.

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:36.120
<v Speaker 1>Did he have anything to say for himself?

0:34:37.719 --> 0:34:40.359
<v Speaker 6>He grabbed it from me and said, we are never

0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 6>talking about this again. But I've brought it up multiple

0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:47.120
<v Speaker 6>times just because like I'll think of it, like it's

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:50.600
<v Speaker 6>just like bent on my mind, you know, like that's disgusting.

0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Do you have anything like that in the house. No,

0:34:57.000 --> 0:34:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Like do you have like a you don't have You

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 1>don't have your own piss blood pissed jar or period

0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 1>blood jar.

0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 6>I have a trash can next to the toilet, but

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:11.439
<v Speaker 6>I respectfully wrap up my tampon like an adult.

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that is that is respectful, that is adults. That

0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:17.920
<v Speaker 1>is good. That's a good thing. Okay, So it does this?

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Does this pose a problem for you? Is to say?

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Is this a deal breaker? Or is this if you

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:25.239
<v Speaker 1>found another by the way? Just I okay, we really

0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 1>haven't I dude, I really need you to get into

0:35:28.000 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>this with me because I can't get over it. It was

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 1>on the nightstand and you didn't see it.

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.640
<v Speaker 6>Correct, I didn't see it until I crawled into bed

0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 6>that night.

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 1>How long has it been sitting on that night stand

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:41.920
<v Speaker 1>for it?

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:47.120
<v Speaker 6>No clue, I don't know. If he start?

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:48.920
<v Speaker 1>How big is your do you have like a really

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:51.439
<v Speaker 1>big bed and so when you look to your right

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:53.279
<v Speaker 1>you can't see that. I don't get it.

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know.

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:57.839
<v Speaker 6>I don't know either, Like, I don't know how I

0:35:57.880 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 6>didn't see it, like because it's a lot of piss,

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:02.840
<v Speaker 6>Like it's more piss than you would just do in

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 6>like one night, like two am piss.

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean.

0:36:07.080 --> 0:36:08.360
<v Speaker 6>So, I don't know how I didn't see it the

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:11.800
<v Speaker 6>night prior we were drinking, So maybe I just wasn't

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:14.080
<v Speaker 6>paying attention, But like, how did I not see it

0:36:14.160 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 6>in the morning? So did he have it hidden? Then

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:20.200
<v Speaker 6>he brought it out for me, just presented for me

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 6>to see when I went to bed that night.

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I got I got another I got another

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:26.360
<v Speaker 1>idea for you. Are you sure that that's one hundred

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 1>percent his piss? Could it be?

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 2>It?

0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:32.919
<v Speaker 1>Could? I mean, there's a lot of theories. It could

0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:36.719
<v Speaker 1>be some of his friend's piss. I don't want to

0:36:36.719 --> 0:36:39.840
<v Speaker 1>throw I mean, this is kind of a wild accusation,

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>but you know, it could be a mistress's piss. That's

0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:48.319
<v Speaker 1>try saying that ten times a mistress's piss'd be hard.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 1>It could be it could be other people's piss it

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:56.080
<v Speaker 1>combined into one jar. Because you do have sufficient uh uh,

0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:58.919
<v Speaker 1>you do have a reasonable doubt that one man could

0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:03.080
<v Speaker 1>produce all that piss. And well you don't even know, well, okay,

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.759
<v Speaker 1>you don't even know how long that jar has been

0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:06.800
<v Speaker 1>up there. That jar could have came with the fucking

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 1>house when you rented it.

0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 6>It could have been like I smelled it, you know,

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:15.799
<v Speaker 6>and like I'm not that, you know, like I like

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:18.840
<v Speaker 6>to think, I don't know. And if it is a

0:37:18.880 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 6>collection of people's pisses, that's a much bigger problem.

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 1>And he doesn't want to talk about it.

0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:28.759
<v Speaker 6>He just gets upset when I talked to him about it,

0:37:29.440 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 6>like the sensive, because he knows it's gross.

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Does he still do it? Does he still collecting? What

0:37:34.960 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 1>happened with the jar? Did he throw it away when

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 1>he took it from you? What did he do with it?

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:39.359
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:42.800
<v Speaker 6>My god? So he washed it out and then he

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.279
<v Speaker 6>put it in the dishwasher. And now I don't know

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:47.719
<v Speaker 6>which one it is that's in the dishwashers. So I'm

0:37:47.719 --> 0:37:50.879
<v Speaker 6>literally on my third cycle of running the dishes because

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 6>I don't know which, Like we have multiple of those,

0:37:53.160 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 6>like big ass Mason jars, I don't know which one

0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:55.319
<v Speaker 6>it is.

0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:58.799
<v Speaker 1>How many more piss jars until you leave him? What

0:37:58.840 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 1>do you think.

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 6>If one one? I see one more piss jar, I'm out.

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:13.320
<v Speaker 6>I do love him, but that's really solve.

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:17.720
<v Speaker 1>You love him up to one pissed jar, two piss jars?

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Is too much.

0:38:18.880 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 6>Two pissed jars is going over the women.

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:24.480
<v Speaker 1>See that's why. That's why I mean, I I you know,

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:26.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's one of the great pleasures of living

0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 1>alone is I actually have about ten pissed jars just

0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:35.520
<v Speaker 1>in my freezer. I have the freedom to do that. Yeah,

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:37.879
<v Speaker 1>I think when you you can't really be keeping piss

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:39.320
<v Speaker 1>jars when you have roommates.

0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, much less your girlfriend, Like, come on, what if.

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:50.840
<v Speaker 1>What if he told you that he just he what

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:53.760
<v Speaker 1>if I have a question, I'm curious about this before

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:56.440
<v Speaker 1>we go. So I don't like the way that he

0:38:56.520 --> 0:39:01.720
<v Speaker 1>handled it because I think that uh, taking the pissed

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 1>jar away and going we're never going to talk about this.

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:06.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's the right way to handle it.

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I think you have to do what you have to do.

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:13.759
<v Speaker 1>Really in that situation. One of two things. You either

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 1>have to be like, you know what, babe, you're right,

0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:21.879
<v Speaker 1>it's gross, I'm sorry, won't do it again. I don't

0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:25.440
<v Speaker 1>know what I was thinking, And then, you know, go

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:31.200
<v Speaker 1>leave it at that, or just defend it. I love

0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:34.680
<v Speaker 1>pissing in a jar. Okay, I've been pissing in jars

0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 1>and keeping it on my nights stand for my entire life.

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 1>It's part of who I am. And for this relationship

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:43.439
<v Speaker 1>to work, I need you to accept and love every

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 1>single part of me, including the part of me that

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:49.359
<v Speaker 1>pisses in a jar and keeps it on my nightstand. Right,

0:39:49.440 --> 0:39:51.040
<v Speaker 1>you got to do one of those two things. You

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:55.279
<v Speaker 1>gotta either apologize and not do it again, or you're

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 1>gotta own that shit.

0:39:56.800 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:05.840
<v Speaker 1>So, to me, this man's cowardice lies not this. My

0:40:06.000 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 1>fault with this man is not that he pissed in

0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 1>the jar, but it's it's it's the way he handled

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:16.239
<v Speaker 1>the situation that I'm not a fan of. I think

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:21.080
<v Speaker 1>he could have either defended it or took the L

0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:23.080
<v Speaker 1>on it. Theo's are really those are your two options

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:25.840
<v Speaker 1>in life? Anything in between is that's really what you

0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:28.680
<v Speaker 1>gotta do, to take an L or defend yourself.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:32.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, those are the only two reasons why.

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Anything in between is like what are you? What are

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:41.280
<v Speaker 1>you doing? Yeah, So tell your boyfriends that he's gotta

0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>he's gotta do one of those two things.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:47.359
<v Speaker 1>Now, if he said to, if he if he confidently

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 1>told you that that's part of who he is, is

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:50.799
<v Speaker 1>pissing in jars what would you say to that?

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:56.200
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I don't know. I probably wouldn't talk

0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:59.600
<v Speaker 6>him for a week and contemplate like I couldn't live.

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:00.840
<v Speaker 4>With someone that charts.

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:03.799
<v Speaker 6>Apparently I do.

0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Apparently I do, and that's true, and that's true. You do. Yeah,

0:41:12.880 --> 0:41:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else you want to say to the

0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 1>people of the computer before we go?

0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:20.040
<v Speaker 6>No, I've been bringing your episode, so it's really nice

0:41:20.040 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 6>to talk to you.

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:25.719
<v Speaker 1>It's been nice talking to you too. And look, I

0:41:25.760 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>know it's tougher for women logistically, but try you know,

0:41:30.000 --> 0:41:32.800
<v Speaker 1>if let's say, he does defend it to you, maybe

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 1>you could piss it a jar to kind of get

0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 1>an idea of, you know, how he's thinking about it.

0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:38.719
<v Speaker 4>You're right.

0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Also I'm also not right. You don't. You don't

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:46.440
<v Speaker 1>have to do that ship that's kind of anyways. All right,

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:47.080
<v Speaker 1>thanks for calling.

0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:48.359
<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:53.120
<v Speaker 3>All.

0:41:53.280 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 4>From Alex.

0:41:57.239 --> 0:42:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, what's your sir?

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:04.120
<v Speaker 4>My name is Alex, and I've got a funny story

0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:04.400
<v Speaker 4>for you.

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, go ahead.

0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 4>So, the last time I interacted with your channel, it

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:18.359
<v Speaker 4>was actually several years ago, and I was going through

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:21.839
<v Speaker 4>a rough time. I don't particularly remember what, but we

0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:25.120
<v Speaker 4>just had this moment of silence, and it lasted what

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.600
<v Speaker 4>I would like to call an uncomfortable amount of time,

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 4>just you sitting on stream, me sitting on the phone.

0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 4>There was one comment don't remember from Whome, but they said, man,

0:42:36.600 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 4>seems like that guy needed that moment, and I just

0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:40.400
<v Speaker 4>wanted to say thank you.

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Okay, so we've talked before, but technically not even

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:50.880
<v Speaker 1>talked before because there was silence. Yeah.

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:54.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was pretty much just several moments of silence,

0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:57.680
<v Speaker 4>and then I think I actually ended up breaking it. It

0:42:57.680 --> 0:42:59.440
<v Speaker 4>was going on a minute long and I was like,

0:42:59.800 --> 0:43:02.279
<v Speaker 4>this was good, thank you, and he said thank you

0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:03.160
<v Speaker 4>and then we hung up.

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Did you really feel like you needed that moment?

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:12.359
<v Speaker 4>You know, it's hard to say. I felt like it

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:17.840
<v Speaker 4>was pretty chill, pretty cool. Life is up though, we're winning.

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:21.279
<v Speaker 4>We're out here winning. In that time, I got a

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:26.440
<v Speaker 4>master's degree, working a good job, So you know, you

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:30.319
<v Speaker 4>could say that that was the inflection point where things

0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:31.839
<v Speaker 4>started going up, not to.

0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 1>So you've called me to tell me that me saying

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 1>literally nothing to you caused a lot of great things

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:44.720
<v Speaker 1>to happen in your life as a direct result.

0:43:45.920 --> 0:43:48.680
<v Speaker 4>I think that's exactly what I called to tell you today.

0:43:48.680 --> 0:43:51.720
<v Speaker 4>I think that if that moment of silence hadn't happened,

0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:55.879
<v Speaker 4>I mean, who's to say, or my life would have gone.

0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:59.840
<v Speaker 4>I probably would be doing all kinds of horrible things

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:06.480
<v Speaker 4>like cutting people off in traffic. Or I probably wouldn't.

0:44:06.120 --> 0:44:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Have two dogs.

0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:08.880
<v Speaker 4>I got two dogs now, they're pretty sick names Miso

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:09.480
<v Speaker 4>and Masabi.

0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 3>Hey Alex, yes, sir, about that time.

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 1>It was good to talk to you again.

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:55.399
<v Speaker 4>The charger's all mine.

0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 7>Have a good stream, take care.

0:44:59.000 --> 0:44:59.480
<v Speaker 3>Backwise.

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Hello, hi y, what's your name? My name is Mike, Mike. Uh,

0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:19.880
<v Speaker 1>it says here. I'm just gonna read this verbatim. My

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 1>name is Mike. I'm twenty nine, and my car is

0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:30.759
<v Speaker 1>all caps full of wasps. Yeah, and it is one

0:45:30.840 --> 0:45:32.360
<v Speaker 1>hundred percent my fault.

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:35.040
<v Speaker 4>How out?

0:45:35.400 --> 0:45:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what happens?

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:40.799
<v Speaker 4>Okay? So it's it's actually my work car specifically that's

0:45:40.840 --> 0:45:43.520
<v Speaker 4>full of wasps. And I should have known it was

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:45.680
<v Speaker 4>going to happen because I put them in there.

0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:55.919
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you, Mike, yes, uh, your car is full

0:45:55.960 --> 0:45:59.000
<v Speaker 1>of wasp because you because you put the wasps in there.

0:45:59.520 --> 0:46:00.800
<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, they were in a bag.

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what why are you putting wasps in your car?

0:46:04.880 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 4>Well? I killed bugs, and this one particular lady had

0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:12.840
<v Speaker 4>a bunch of wasps in like a fake tree pot

0:46:13.680 --> 0:46:16.759
<v Speaker 4>on her on her apartment balcony. She was like, I

0:46:16.800 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 4>don't want my cats coming out here, and they're being

0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 4>like sprays and stuff all over. So as a as

0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 4>a solution oriented guy, I was like, you know what,

0:46:28.560 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 4>I got this this garbage bag. I'll just stick the

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:35.360
<v Speaker 4>whole thing in this bag and tie it off and

0:46:35.400 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 4>it'll be fine. It was not fun.

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Are the wasps dead?

0:46:43.640 --> 0:46:47.600
<v Speaker 4>No, they are very much alive, and they've gotten out

0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:48.160
<v Speaker 4>of the bag.

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I thought your job was to kill insects.

0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:54.040
<v Speaker 4>I mean, yeah, in this case, I was. I was

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:57.480
<v Speaker 4>going to displace them first and then just toss them

0:46:57.480 --> 0:47:01.080
<v Speaker 4>in the dumpster behind my building. But by the time

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 4>I pulled up to my building, the wasps had come

0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:06.839
<v Speaker 4>out of the bag in the sealed off back part

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 4>of the car, and now it's full of very pissed

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:12.440
<v Speaker 4>off and hot wasp.

0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 1>See. The funny thing is you're gonna call somebody to

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:19.359
<v Speaker 1>get rid of the wasps, and then your phone's gonna

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:24.200
<v Speaker 1>start ringing because you're the because you're the guy that

0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:25.760
<v Speaker 1>gets rid of the wasps.

0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 4>I am the guy that gets rid of the wasp. See,

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:31.600
<v Speaker 4>and I've got to be suit. I've got to be suit.

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:33.719
<v Speaker 4>But you're not going to believe this.

0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not telling me.

0:47:38.360 --> 0:47:39.439
<v Speaker 4>It's in the car with the wasp.

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Why do you need to be Oh? Oh wait, I'm

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:46.640
<v Speaker 1>so dumb. I said, why do you need a be suit?

0:47:47.000 --> 0:47:51.239
<v Speaker 1>Because I thought that you meant like a bee costume.

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize you meant like like one of those

0:47:57.200 --> 0:47:58.799
<v Speaker 1>bee keeping suit. I was like, why do you need

0:47:58.840 --> 0:48:02.920
<v Speaker 1>to dress up like a bee to like gain the

0:48:02.960 --> 0:48:06.560
<v Speaker 1>trust wasps? But I was like, hey man, this is

0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 1>the guy, is the best of the country. He has

0:48:08.000 --> 0:48:14.720
<v Speaker 1>his methods. Okay, so what why didn't you kill the wasps?

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:16.279
<v Speaker 1>I thought you that's what you're supposed to do. They're

0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:19.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna die anyway. This was this like a were you

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:23.520
<v Speaker 1>trying to be benevolent and let the wasps free?

0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:28.320
<v Speaker 4>Truthfully, I just wanted to take the most immediate solution

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:32.480
<v Speaker 4>because like they were almost all in the nest in

0:48:32.840 --> 0:48:37.560
<v Speaker 4>this plant pot on her balcony, and like she was like, oh,

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 4>you could take some stuff out of there, Like there

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:41.239
<v Speaker 4>were a couple of rocks and a little makeshift trap

0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:43.840
<v Speaker 4>that she made that didn't work, and so I was

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:46.000
<v Speaker 4>moving some stuff around. I moved one of the rocks.

0:48:46.040 --> 0:48:50.799
<v Speaker 4>The tree like shifted forty five degrees and they just

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:54.320
<v Speaker 4>got super pissed. A bunch of anger wasps flying around

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:56.839
<v Speaker 4>on her balcony right around the thing I was trying

0:48:56.840 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 4>to deal with. I was like, yeah, what done?

0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>There's something not like a gun gun, but like a

0:49:02.000 --> 0:49:05.880
<v Speaker 1>spray gun or some ship that just kills Why do

0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:08.919
<v Speaker 1>you carpet bomb? Why don't you carpet bomb your car

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:10.960
<v Speaker 1>with fucking wasp spray?

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:14.120
<v Speaker 4>The sprayer is in the car with the wasp.

0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's all in the car with the dan Yep,

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 1>it's all in the car with the wasps, all of it.

0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:23.359
<v Speaker 1>How many wasps are in your car?

0:49:24.320 --> 0:49:26.920
<v Speaker 4>At least like two or three hundred, two.

0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Or three hundred wasps.

0:49:29.160 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 4>They aren't all out of the bag, but there there

0:49:33.360 --> 0:49:36.040
<v Speaker 4>are more of them coming out as the day goes on.

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Are they Do you think there's more? Because they've repopulated

0:49:43.200 --> 0:49:44.400
<v Speaker 1>and they've lai laid eggs.

0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:50.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I mean, they got larva and there

0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:52.520
<v Speaker 4>unless they start cannibalizing the larva, are gonna run out

0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:55.120
<v Speaker 4>of food? They might They should die off on their own.

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:57.359
<v Speaker 4>Probably not by the end of the weekend, when I'm

0:49:57.360 --> 0:49:59.880
<v Speaker 4>gonna need to use the car again, So I'll have

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 4>to come up with a creative solution in the meantime.

0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Wait, how you How are you so sure they're going

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 1>to die off on their own instead of resorting to

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:07.280
<v Speaker 1>cannibalism to stay.

0:50:07.040 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 4>Alive, you know, not committed to the fact that they

0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:13.879
<v Speaker 4>will die off, like most of them, Like a lot

0:50:13.880 --> 0:50:15.160
<v Speaker 4>of them are in the bag. A lot of them

0:50:15.239 --> 0:50:19.400
<v Speaker 4>in the bag. Like it's obviously not not air tight

0:50:19.560 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 4>because they're getting out.

0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I have a question. Yeah, are you avoiding calling

0:50:28.120 --> 0:50:33.839
<v Speaker 1>another WASP exterminator because it would make you feel emasculated?

0:50:34.160 --> 0:50:34.879
<v Speaker 4>No, not at all.

0:50:36.680 --> 0:50:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I do that.

0:50:38.239 --> 0:50:39.200
<v Speaker 4>I can call my roommate.

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Does your roommate fight wasps?

0:50:42.760 --> 0:50:48.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but he has the key to his work vehicle,

0:50:48.320 --> 0:50:54.560
<v Speaker 4>which is also no. Okay, it'd be funnier if if

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:55.920
<v Speaker 4>it was actually.

0:50:59.280 --> 0:51:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the his b suit is in somewhere in his.

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 4>Car, but he's he's driving his girlfriend over to hang

0:51:08.480 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 4>out with her sister, like three hours away.

0:51:10.760 --> 0:51:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, he's got a life. He has better things

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 1>to do than this.

0:51:14.440 --> 0:51:14.880
<v Speaker 7>He does.

0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm watching a get go on a computer.

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you're just gonna so you're just gonna walk.

0:51:20.160 --> 0:51:22.600
<v Speaker 1>He's can what you're gonna walk from now on? No

0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:23.080
<v Speaker 1>more car?

0:51:23.520 --> 0:51:27.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh, no personal vehicle. That's fine, but I'm.

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:28.719
<v Speaker 1>Not another car.

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:31.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't use the company vehicle

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:32.240
<v Speaker 4>for everything.

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Is your Is your boss mad that you infested the

0:51:35.719 --> 0:51:36.720
<v Speaker 1>vehicle with wasps?

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:37.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh? He's no idea.

0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna tell him?

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:41.440
<v Speaker 4>Why not?

0:51:43.280 --> 0:51:45.160
<v Speaker 1>He'll probably be like, We'll get in there and fucking

0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 1>kill the wasp. This is what you do.

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:48.719
<v Speaker 4>That's that's probably what he would say.

0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like if a fire truck was on fire,

0:51:56.120 --> 0:51:56.719
<v Speaker 1>who do you call?

0:52:00.280 --> 0:52:03.400
<v Speaker 4>I guess, I guess the firefighters.

0:52:02.840 --> 0:52:04.480
<v Speaker 3>In the next county, not me.

0:52:05.200 --> 0:52:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't help you at all.

0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 4>No, I mean you can't help Yeah, you can't help

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:09.759
<v Speaker 4>me at all.

0:52:10.080 --> 0:52:12.360
<v Speaker 1>But I can provide you. I can provide you emotional

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<v Speaker 1>I can provide you emotional support in your time of need.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know how much that is helpful for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, getual healing is more than enough. I'll uh, I'll

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<v Speaker 4>take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else you want to say to the

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<v Speaker 1>people of the computer before we go?

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<v Speaker 4>There is something.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>Rats will suck up your house. Rats, rats, feral rats,

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<v Speaker 4>They will suck up your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this from experience. You've had a rat. You've

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<v Speaker 1>had first rats in your house, then wasping.

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<v Speaker 4>I fuck up rats in other people's houses.

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<v Speaker 1>No, rats, Oh you fuck up rats.

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<v Speaker 4>I do have. I do have a bunch of wasps

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<v Speaker 4>in my car. That was genuine.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather fight a thousand rats or a thousand wasps?

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<v Speaker 4>That's a big question, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You get what you get, your stupid gun thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It depends on the species have lost. If I'm being

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<v Speaker 4>totally honest, like your car, Oh, the ones in my car? No? No, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>A thousand wasps for sure? For sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so they're not even that bad?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean less bad than a thousand rats.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, real quick. You also texted me saying that you've

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<v Speaker 1>eaten frozen pizza every day for three years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how are you alive? That is a really good question.

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<v Speaker 4>They like the twelve inch of four in one box

0:53:44.160 --> 0:53:47.800
<v Speaker 4>frozen pizzas. It's how it survives living underneath the poverty

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<v Speaker 4>line for like three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still in any Are you still underneath the

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<v Speaker 1>poverty line?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, I make good money, kiln bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>Still pizzas through.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of pizza?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>They come in cheese and pepperoni, But I toss like

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<v Speaker 4>cage in seasoning, maybe some some garlic powder on there.

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<v Speaker 4>Get cans for like fucking pineapple, toss those on some

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<v Speaker 4>of them. Uh, sauce that ship up, sir, Rocha fucking

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<v Speaker 4>Chipotle Mayo. Uh got curious about Terry Aki one time.

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<v Speaker 4>Thousand Islands on man, Dude, the potential for pizzas its infinite.

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<v Speaker 1>Despite having wasps in your car, you have a good life.

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<v Speaker 4>I like to think. So. To the show in Seattle

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<v Speaker 4>is fucking slap.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shoot you were there? Oh hell yah, hell yah

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<v Speaker 1>hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well if I didn't stay aroun because I had to

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<v Speaker 4>drive back up to Vancouver.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'll see I'll see you next time. And don't

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<v Speaker 1>bring any fucking wasps to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't promise you that I'll do my math later.

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<v Speaker 1>If he brings wasps to the show, he's not getting in.

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<v Speaker 1>That goes for anyone listening.

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<v Speaker 6>MM.

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler, Hello, Hello, what is your name?

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<v Speaker 7>Tyler?

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<v Speaker 1>How can I get you today? Tyler? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 7>Ah? I thought it would be a funny story that

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<v Speaker 7>uh my my cat d a used condom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay did did they get pregnant?

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<v Speaker 4>I hope not.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a boy, so I'm kind of praying not it is.

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<v Speaker 7>It is kind of disturbing that a part of me

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<v Speaker 7>and part of my girlfriend been inside of my cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's almost like you jizzed in your cat's mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not here's it's it's not. It's not exactly the

0:55:54.920 --> 0:56:02.960
<v Speaker 1>same process, but they both ended in the same results. Unfortunately, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 7>It is mighty unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's pretty not I mean, that's not cool.

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<v Speaker 7>I think he might have thought it was like like

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<v Speaker 7>turkey skin or something. I have no idea. What have

0:56:17.400 --> 0:56:22.279
<v Speaker 7>to have the impulse to gobble that ship that eat it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the good news, I mean the good news is

0:56:25.040 --> 0:56:31.239
<v Speaker 1>that your cat doesn't know that your com is your

0:56:31.440 --> 0:56:36.160
<v Speaker 1>com like they don't like to our in our universe

0:56:36.239 --> 0:56:41.400
<v Speaker 1>and our perceptions of things. Your cat eating your j's

0:56:41.520 --> 0:56:44.480
<v Speaker 1>is gross, but I guess your cat.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, but if you think about it because it was

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<v Speaker 7>inside of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if I eat a hamburger, am I not eating

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<v Speaker 1>cheese because it's inside of a hamburger? That doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>any sense.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I mean, and maybe the condom got twisted up,

0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:06.360
<v Speaker 7>so the condoms stayed within the the just inside the condoms.

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<v Speaker 1>Therefore, yes, but the jiz is inside of.

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<v Speaker 7>Your cats, I guess. Yeah, I'm trying to justify it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what do you you know?

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<v Speaker 7>What you well?

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<v Speaker 2>Not?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? Hold on? Hold on, hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>Just what do you mean by justify it? There's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to justify. It's not did you feed the condom to

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<v Speaker 1>your cat?

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<v Speaker 7>No? So okay, so what happened was, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 7>and the old girlfriend you know, did did the dirty

0:57:37.200 --> 0:57:40.600
<v Speaker 7>and then you know, I finished, and you know I

0:57:41.000 --> 0:57:44.320
<v Speaker 7>was able to keep going, so I put it down

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<v Speaker 7>on the ground for for a moment, like I had

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<v Speaker 7>my pants on the ground, so I put it on

0:57:50.480 --> 0:57:52.040
<v Speaker 7>top of my pants that was on the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know you know you checked it. Sure, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you checked it on the ground.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, pretty much. And I didn't know. I had the

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<v Speaker 7>door closed.

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<v Speaker 2>And.

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<v Speaker 7>Apparently he came in while we're going around to and

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<v Speaker 7>then when I finished again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but there's not you again, you didn't feed the

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<v Speaker 1>cat kind.

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<v Speaker 7>Of this is no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>You did not your cat's mouth or force feed.

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<v Speaker 7>No, that is I would deserve to be hung if

0:58:27.000 --> 0:58:29.400
<v Speaker 7>I ever done that. That is that is terrible. No,

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<v Speaker 7>this was on peer accident and I was just stupid

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<v Speaker 7>and did not close the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, listen, don't you seem like this is haunting you?

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<v Speaker 7>You know, at the end of the day, it is

0:58:42.920 --> 0:58:46.200
<v Speaker 7>like a funny story to tell, but it is. I

0:58:46.440 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 7>guess keep telling the story makes me feel a little

0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:51.360
<v Speaker 7>bit better because it just gets funnier and it's just like,

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<v Speaker 7>all right, I mean, it passed through. It was not

0:58:55.640 --> 0:58:59.200
<v Speaker 7>supposed to supposedly, but you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What, you know, actually hold on, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have an idea. I think I know how

0:59:03.280 --> 0:59:10.360
<v Speaker 1>you can rectify the situation. Okay, you have to. You

0:59:10.480 --> 0:59:16.360
<v Speaker 1>have to eat the ship covered condom. Don't ask me

0:59:16.400 --> 0:59:19.200
<v Speaker 1>any further questions. Don't ask me any further questions as

0:59:19.200 --> 0:59:21.960
<v Speaker 1>to how that rectifies the situation. But that's what I've

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<v Speaker 1>decided that you have to do.

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<v Speaker 7>Alaskan pipeline. But instead of put it in my ass,

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<v Speaker 7>just eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to ask you what an Alaskan pipeline is.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else you want to say? You to

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<v Speaker 1>the people of the computer before we go.

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<v Speaker 7>Make sure if if you have pets, close your doors

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<v Speaker 7>when you're, when you're when you're doing the dirty, take

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<v Speaker 7>care of all right. I love you, Lyle big fans.

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<v Speaker 1>I might google it later, but I wasn't going to

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<v Speaker 1>sit there and have him explain to me what that is.

1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Taking your phone calls every night, every big get goestro

1:00:03.840 --> 1:00:06.600
<v Speaker 1>on his eye. He's teaching you to how lip your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Money's not ready, an expert,