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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Hi, What is your name?

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Speaker 2: Emilie?

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Speaker 1: Like the Little Wing song Amelia? What's going on? How

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Speaker 1: can I get you? Today?

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Speaker 2: It's going pretty good. I got a lot of new

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Speaker 2: shoes today and it's the weekend. Anyways, I texted you

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Speaker 2: like I fis jumped people on the weekend and people

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Speaker 2: don't seem to get it.

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Speaker 1: You fist bump people on the weekends, and they don't

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Speaker 1: seem to get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like they think it's an entire social experiment thing.

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Speaker 2: Like I started recording myself because people were asking where

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Speaker 2: the camera is. I just like, I like fisting people.

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Speaker 1: Uh, in what context are you fist bumping these people?

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Speaker 2: Like I just stand on a corner, I like get

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Speaker 2: ridiculously high and I just fssbump people like I offer

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Speaker 2: a fist pump for them to take it.

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Speaker 1: How long are you typically doing this for per session?

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Speaker 2: A couple hours tend to.

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Speaker 1: One typically, so like three hours. Yeah, so you're sitting

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Speaker 1: there for three hours.

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Speaker 2: I'm just standing just getting high, yeah, and just people

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Speaker 2: watching kind of it's like.

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Speaker 1: Watching is it? Is it the corner of a busy street?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's pretty much downtown, like where bars

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Speaker 2: intersect what city I'd like to not stay I can

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Speaker 2: tell you privately, but I'd like to not stay on

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Speaker 2: the phone because I feel like that would identify me.

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Speaker 1: Do you not want to be identified? Do you not

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Speaker 1: want to like be known as the fist pump guy?

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Speaker 2: I mean, like I'm already kind of known as a

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Speaker 2: system guy around town, but like that's pretty much it.

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Speaker 2: Like I just I don't want to be recognized. I

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Speaker 2: just want to get people systems.

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Speaker 1: You really, by the way, listen, obviously you don't have

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Speaker 1: to tell me if it want to, but you really

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Speaker 1: think people are going to be able to identify you

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Speaker 1: by if by like how would they identify you?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm the only guy that does it. Like I'm

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Speaker 2: like I've been I've been identified by people I know

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Speaker 2: because I'm close to my hometown.

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Speaker 1: Like how often do you do this?

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Speaker 2: I do this every weekend. I've been doing it for

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Speaker 2: a year, and I think this is the last year

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Speaker 2: because it's like I'm going to like I'm twenty, no

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Speaker 2: twenty one, it's going to be twenty two later on

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Speaker 2: this year, and like I feel like this is like

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Speaker 2: the last bits of like oh yeah, he's just like

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Speaker 2: he's cool, Like that does that make sense? Like it's

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Speaker 2: the last college kind of year. I didn't go to college, but.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that doesn't make sense. What are you? Are? You?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Why is this the last year that you

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Speaker 1: will be face of fist bumping people on the corner

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Speaker 1: for two hours getting stones.

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Speaker 2: Because like it's the last collegey year, Like I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm I'm gonna be twenty two. Like

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be doing this for forever. I

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Speaker 2: just like the feeling it gives me. Now does that

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Speaker 2: make sense?

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Speaker 1: That makes sense? What why don't you just keep doing

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Speaker 1: it until you really don't enjoy it anymore?

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Speaker 2: Because like I'd like to leave it on a high note.

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Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want it to like just

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Speaker 2: I don't want to how I met your mother. I

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Speaker 2: want to, like, you know, give it a good ending

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Speaker 2: and I just stop all of a sudden.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to jump the shark.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want to jump the shark. I don't want.

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Speaker 2: I don't want this to like be like, oh, this

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Speaker 2: is getting fucking annoying, this is becoming a burden, which

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Speaker 2: like at some point I've kind of felt like that,

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Speaker 2: but I still enjoyed it in the end, So like

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Speaker 2: I kind of recognized this as like almost running its course.

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Speaker 1: So once per week? Are do you do this multiple

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Speaker 1: times per weekend? Or this is one?

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Speaker 2: I do this twice per week for every I do

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Speaker 2: this Friday Saturday all night.

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Speaker 1: From what hours.

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Speaker 2: I told you, from about ten to.

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Speaker 1: One ten pm to one am.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is a night actual. Like with other adults,

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Speaker 2: I've been hit on by like both genders, I've and

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Speaker 2: multiple others that I don't even recognize, and like I

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Speaker 2: just brush them all off, and like I just I mean,

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Speaker 2: I've had a girl whisper in my ear I need

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Speaker 2: to experience you before and I'm like no, And she

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Speaker 2: just ended up making out with another guy across the

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Speaker 2: street to try and make me jealous. She was throwing

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Speaker 2: her hands in the air after the other guy lefter.

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Speaker 1: How did that make you feel?

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Speaker 2: Like, Oh, I'm just another guy. So it didn't matter

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Speaker 2: in the end. If anything, I'm happier now because she's upset.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you brush them up? Do you brush all

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Speaker 1: these people off? Because your one and only goal is

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Speaker 1: to do the fist bumps and anything other than that

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Speaker 1: would just get in your way.

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Speaker 3: That.

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Speaker 2: And also I just don't like the idea of satellites,

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Speaker 2: if that makes any sense, I don't want.

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Speaker 1: Any sense at all. I have no idea what you mean.

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Speaker 2: By that, Like I don't want any moons or anything

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Speaker 2: that are like that around me. Like I'm just a

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Speaker 2: lone planet by myself. Like I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 2: like the idea of friends is very appealing, but at

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Speaker 2: the same time, it's like, no, I'm okay, So I

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Speaker 2: just like people. I talk with people. It's not like

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Speaker 2: I have a hard time talking with people. People tell

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Speaker 2: me I'm great at like talking with people, but like

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Speaker 2: I just don't like repeated people. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: So okay, all right, first let's talk like that. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this is we could actually talk about this for an hour.

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Speaker 1: So you okay, Let's start with the like relationship thing.

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Speaker 4: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Like are you? Are you a sexual?

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Speaker 2: I believe so, Like I just like I don't. I've

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Speaker 2: had sex before. I don't find any like real entertainment

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Speaker 2: in that, Like I'd rather just get to know the

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Speaker 2: person on a deeper level. But at the same time,

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Speaker 2: in order for that deeper level, people like traditionally, at

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Speaker 2: least like people have intimacy, and like, I just don't

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex with a person or fist

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Speaker 1: bump them.

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Speaker 2: I can't answer that question because like I like giving

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Speaker 2: the fist bumps, but at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: that's all it is. And like it's cool that somebody

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Speaker 2: wants to have sex with me, but at the end

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Speaker 2: of the day, it's like, Okay, I had sex with

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Speaker 2: this person.

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Speaker 5: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 2: I'm very indifferent to both outcomes.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like it's like, is a fist bump

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Speaker 1: and sex on the same level of intimacy for you?

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Speaker 2: No, sex is more intimate, but like it's like I

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Speaker 2: don't know, I just don't want Like I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I like it. I kind of feel almost like a

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Speaker 2: novelty to people. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: Okay? I have a lot of more I have a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions, but I want to talk about this

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Speaker 1: because I haven't gotten this to this yet. When you

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Speaker 1: try to fist pump people, how often do they accept

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Speaker 1: versus rebuff your offer of the fist bump.

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Speaker 2: I'd say it's probably like a forty sixty split to

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Speaker 2: sixty acknowledging it and forty like either just rejecting it

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Speaker 2: or acknowledging it and but not giving you the fist pumps.

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Speaker 1: What do you think of those forty percent of people

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Speaker 1: who reject the fist bump.

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Speaker 2: It's very different depending on the person. Like if it's

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Speaker 2: a couple out, like if it's a guy and a girl,

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Speaker 2: if the girl fistblumps me, I feel like, oh, okay, bro,

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Speaker 2: I kind of pointed something out for you, just depending

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Speaker 2: on the way she kind of goes about it. If

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Speaker 2: the guy initiates the fist bump, it's like, okay, this

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Speaker 2: is indifferent. And then if a girl reciprocates, it's like, okay,

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Speaker 2: she's acknowledged that this is behavior. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: So when like, okay, So if a guy and a

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Speaker 1: them a fist bump, and the girl initiates the fist bump,

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Speaker 1: you said, Oh, I feel like I just pointed something

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Speaker 1: out for you. What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: Well, like, I've I've had many girls give me a

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Speaker 2: fist bump. Some of them are just by themselves, and

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Speaker 2: that's perfectly fine, they can fist bump whoever. And then

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Speaker 2: I've had girls that are with their partners and then

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Speaker 2: you can kind of tell when it's mutual, and then

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Speaker 2: you can kind of tell when like the girl is

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Speaker 2: not is more interested in you than the partner.

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Speaker 1: So you you feel like if like a girl tries

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Speaker 1: to you feel like if a girl tries to if

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Speaker 1: you feel like if a girl tries to fist bump you,

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Speaker 1: I mean she's more into you than her partner.

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Speaker 2: It's like the Dave Chappelle skit, Like it's where he's

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Speaker 2: talking about like like consensual things like oh, she said, no,

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Speaker 2: no stop it, don't do that, and then the court

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Speaker 2: reporter reads it back, no, no stop it, don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Like it We're getting on the concepts and the body

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Speaker 2: language in the girl.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're getting a little off track here, but what okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, have you made okay, I have more quiet?

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Speaker 1: Have you got have you ever gotten into trouble with this?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever like.

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Speaker 2: There's been uh, like no legal trouble. Like the cops

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Speaker 2: know that I do this. They're they're on the same

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Speaker 2: page as me. They've asked me before. I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: just do this because I like doing it. And then like,

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Speaker 2: as far as drunk people go, most people are really chill.

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Speaker 2: I think I've had like five incidents in total. I've

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Speaker 2: had a guy spit on my hand, but I don't

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Speaker 2: escalate stuff because like I don't know if they can fight,

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Speaker 2: and I don't want any trouble with any of the

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Speaker 2: club's bars or or police. I've had a guy like

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Speaker 2: hating himself at that time, because he just kept walked

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Speaker 2: around like five times, just saying fuck you to me

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Speaker 2: multiple times. And like I had my phone stolen like

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Speaker 2: two weekends ago by some black chick and like it

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Speaker 2: was a fat one. Of course, all her friends were

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Speaker 2: laughing at her, and she just what's up?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Uh, let's talk about this. You like, are you cool?

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Speaker 1: This whole thing of like you do?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: Like? Do not want friends? Do you?

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Speaker 2: I don't feel.

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Speaker 1: What the fist pumping thing gives to me the impression

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Speaker 1: that you do desire social contact.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I do want to be around people, but

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Speaker 2: I just don't want friends.

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Speaker 1: Why do you not want friends?

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Speaker 2: Severe abandonment issues by previous friends?

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Speaker 1: When was this.

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Speaker 2: Three years ago?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you felt abandoned, But how did you feel abandoned

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Speaker 1: by your friends?

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Speaker 2: Well, like we all kind of graduated, and I knew

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Speaker 2: that everybody was going to go their own separate ways,

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Speaker 2: but it was when they started when they kept on

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Speaker 2: hanging out with people that were getting them in like

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Speaker 2: legal trouble in the city that I'm in, because they

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Speaker 2: went to different cities, but like they'd come back and

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Speaker 2: then like hang out at home and they'd have to

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Speaker 2: No, gave me lit motorgene.

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Speaker 1: That's a medication, right, yes, okay, how's that going for you?

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, what have you like tried to do anything

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Speaker 2: Is it like ultimately like I used to like believe

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I just I really like adults. Like I

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Speaker 1: Do you go to Uh okay, so you didn't go

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Speaker 1: You have a state license with Do you do you

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Speaker 1: kill people? Do you have a license to kill?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, I don't have a license to kill

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Speaker 2: that's no. I don't have a lice. I'm not a

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Speaker 1: I didn't think you were about the Hunter, although that

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Speaker 2: Was it the way I sound? I feel like I

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Speaker 2: I recently got into into inter clothes, so I'm trying

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I like playing chess. I play chess in public.

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Speaker 2: Not a lot of people do play chess.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, man, because I actually really like a lot

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Speaker 1: It's like, I actually really like the way that you're

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Speaker 2: Like it's not like I'm not putting myself out there,

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Speaker 1: Don't want to love. I don't want to love because

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Speaker 2: You know, yeah, Like it's not a unique emotion. I'm

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Speaker 2: But like, at the same time, like I seem to

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Speaker 1: You are the only person I've ever talked to that

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Speaker 2: So I like the I mean, you're dressed as a

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Speaker 1: I am dressed as a gecko talking to you, which

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Speaker 2: No, it really isn't. Like yeah, and you should listen

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well I'm more offended by that than anything else

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Speaker 1: that you've said, of course, of this call anyway. Shit, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you about that feeling.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's such a fucking stupid way to live.

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Speaker 2: Because you need people, like people are getting you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you need people. People are good for you. And

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Speaker 1: it's also but again larger than that, it's like you're

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Speaker 2: So and they're gonna be alone, and nobody's gonna give

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Speaker 1: So so it's okay. Logically, I can look at it

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Speaker 1: you do. That's the that's I just have that logical conclusion.

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00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: I just come to that conclusion. That's it's a dumb

441
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: way to It is.

442
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 2: A stupid way to live because like the opposite of

443
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 2: emotions is indifference, and like it's it's just shitty to

444
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: be indifferent because at that point you're just a machine.

445
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 2: And I'm not a machine. But at the same time,

446
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: it's like, well, like it's all gonna end eventually, and

447
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 2: like I just don't care enough about people to like

448
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 2: actually want to have be in their lives or have

449
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: them be in my life life.

450
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

451
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't. I really I don't know

452
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: how to get over that. I really don't. It's like

453
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 1: a it's it's I mean.

454
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: And and I forgot to mention. I forgot to mention

455
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: when I started doing this a year ago, I was

456
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 2: working in that area and I adopted I asked if

457
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: I could adopt a red bow tie into my all

458
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: black uniform. I was, I was, I was a butcher

459
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 2: at a restaurant. I was the only person to do that,

460
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: and people fucking loved it. And then after that, I

461
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 2: kin like I was twenty so I couldn't go to bars,

462
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: and that's why I started posting up and just to

463
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 2: like feel associated with.

464
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: The Yeah, you're like, I just want to be associated

465
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: with the nightlife.

466
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

467
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. I liked the fist bump thing. I really do.

468
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: I think it's Yeah, I mean, look I do that.

469
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: I do that thing where I go outside and dress

470
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: up as a gecko and chat with folks, and it's

471
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:48,959
Speaker 1: really the same fucking idea. So yeah, I like that idea.

472
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: How do you care? I don't. I don't know. I've

473
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: been trying to think that. I've been trying to figure

474
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: that out myself. Maybe it's like maybe it's something chemical,

475
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a depression.

476
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 5: I mean, like they've I've been told that I'm like

477
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 5: I'm depressed, but like I just don't believe it. I

478
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 5: just don't think I've I've been able to like have

479
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 5: those relationships with people, either because they were like the

480
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 5: incorrect people, because people were debating over how I should

481
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 5: have those kinds of interactions so that I just didn't

482
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 5: interact in general, or just because like I don't know.

483
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 1: M Yeah, what do you think you're gonna do?

484
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go and get ready. I'm gonna

485
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 2: shower because I smell like a fucking god kind of

486
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 2: not you know what. I'm not even gonna plug that

487
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 2: sponsorship in because I'm not sponsored by them and neither

488
00:27:54,920 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 2: are you, and uh, I'm going to go. I've been

489
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: told that I'm very attractive by both sexes, Like I

490
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 2: told you, Okay, all right, and I'm going to go

491
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 2: get ready for that. And then I'm going to go

492
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: downtown at about ten thirty and just go get really

493
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: fucking high, and you got to fist bump people, and

494
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 2: I'm going to face some people.

495
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: Yep, Okay, yeah, I don't think.

496
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 2: It's been too broke to drink, but I'm going to smoke.

497
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 2: I have a lot of weeds.

498
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: We'll have a good time. Man, I don't know. I listened.

499
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: I like the fist bump thing, but fuck, man, I

500
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: don't know. You're talking about a lot of stuff that

501
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: I think about. The answers to a lot. But I've

502
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,479
Speaker 1: come out.

503
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: If you want to try and figure this out, what

504
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: we can nice, sure you have my phone numbers.

505
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: Well listen, man, enjoy your fist bumps and h fuck.

506
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of something in our call

507
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: the reference at the end, but whatever, what's your name again?

508
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: Or a million? Like the song like the song.

509
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: Why did you want?

510
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 3: Hey?

511
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: You have wan? My final my final recommendation. What about

512
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: you ever thought about monetizing this? You ever thought about

513
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: maybe a tip jar?

514
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 2: Like I've had a guy throw a dollar at me

515
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: and I gave him that dollar back and then like

516
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: I just did I'm not a.

517
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: Strippery for the love of the game. I know that

518
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: you do.

519
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: It like like I do it for the love of

520
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: the game. Like I just really like this jumping people,

521
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 2: And like I think I said this earlier, but I've

522
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: only recently started to record myself because people were asking

523
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 2: me like why I'm not recording myself or if it's

524
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: a social experiment, or like what am I? What are

525
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 2: you doing? Like I'll be this mumping people and then

526
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: they'll like shove their hand underneath mine, and they'll like

527
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: they're expecting something and I just either ate this one

528
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: their hand or be ignored them.

529
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: Is there anything else? Who I say to the people

530
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: of the computer before we go?

531
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'll just throw myself out there. I

532
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 2: guess if you're ever in Tucson, by all means, go downtown.

533
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: I'll be there for the next year.

534
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:23,719
Speaker 1: Take care of Milly, you two, Lyle, goodbye. I do

535
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: like the fist bump thing. It really is the same

536
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: energy as like, uh going out as a gecko to

537
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: chat with people. It's just something to something to like

538
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: interact with folks. Yak hi there, how can I get

539
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: you today?

540
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 6: So I live with my boyfriend and something that I've

541
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 6: always been like really proud of him forwards, like how

542
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 6: clean he is. But this past weekend we went a

543
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 6: little bit of a bender and and I found a

544
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 6: piss jar in our apartment. And it's fucking foul.

545
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: How much piss was in the piss.

546
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 6: Jar, like a big mason jar. Sorry, I'm like shaking,

547
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 6: I'm nervous, Like go ahead, like a massive piss jar,

548
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 6: like a thirty six ounce piss.

549
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: Thirty six ounces of piss? How many ounces are in

550
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: a pint? No clue, that's like how many pints is that?

551
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: Do you have any You don't have any idea.

552
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 6: A solid like cort container of piss.

553
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: You So you found a quart of piss?

554
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 6: Well yeah, it was like a mason jar, but it's

555
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 6: like about the size of a court container.

556
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: Where did you find it?

557
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 6: In our bedroom?

558
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: Where in the bedroom on his like uh okaus in

559
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: the open? Yeah okay, you waited on his drawers or

560
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: inside of the drawers.

561
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 6: On the like on top of the dresser drawers.

562
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: Okay, So he has a he's a nightstand, and you

563
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: found a court of piss on his nightstand, just sitting

564
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: on the night stand next to his lamp and his

565
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: alarm clock and his phone charger. A court of piss, Yes, okay,

566
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: that's not exactly a hidden court of how do you know?

567
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: What do you mean you've found? Like, how can you

568
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: have been how can you have been sleeping next to

569
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: this guy for that long and not noticed that there

570
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: was one thing if you were like snooping through his drawers?

571
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: But are you sure you're telling me this right? It

572
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: was on the nightstand.

573
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 3: No.

574
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,479
Speaker 6: That's the thing too that I don't understand, because so

575
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 6: I woke up, went to work in the morning, came home,

576
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 6: didn't go up into the bedroom that's like on the

577
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 6: second floor, and got into bed, and I was like,

578
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 6: what is that fucking? And then I look over and

579
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 6: it's just sitting there. So it's like, how did I

580
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 6: not see it in the morning when I woke up

581
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 6: to go to work, Like, but I.

582
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: Just I don't know this. This really isn't adding up

583
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: to me. He has the piss jar on his nightstand? Yes,

584
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: and how long has it been there for?

585
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 6: I mean, it was a lot of piss. I'd never

586
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 6: seen it before. I don't I mean, I don't know

587
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 6: how that much piss could have been accumulated through like

588
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 6: one night is my main concern because I don't.

589
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,719
Speaker 1: Know did you confront him about it? Did you talk

590
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: to him about it?

591
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,479
Speaker 6: So he was downstairs with our friend and I literally

592
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 6: just grabbed a pissjure smelled it because I was like,

593
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 6: is this beer or something? Smelled it definitely pissed, came

594
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 6: downstairs and just like dropped in front of him, and

595
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 6: I was like, this is fucking disgusting. I never want

596
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 6: to see this again, Like, never do this again. He's

597
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 6: thirty eight, he's a grown man, Like he doesn't need

598
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 6: to be doing that. It just go peeky, we have

599
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 6: a bathroom, be civilized.

600
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: You grabbed the pissed jar like you held it long enough.

601
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: You held it for the duration of a full walk

602
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: down the stairs. Yes, was it warm?

603
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 6: No room tempt.

604
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: How How did he react when you confronted him about it?

605
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 6: He looked mortified, reasonably.

606
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: Did he have anything to say for himself?

607
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 6: He grabbed it from me and said, we are never

608
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 6: talking about this again. But I've brought it up multiple

609
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 6: times just because like I'll think of it, like it's

610
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 6: just like bent on my mind, you know, like that's disgusting.

611
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: Do you have anything like that in the house. No,

612
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: Like do you have like a you don't have You

613
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: don't have your own piss blood pissed jar or period

614
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: blood jar.

615
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 6: I have a trash can next to the toilet, but

616
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 6: I respectfully wrap up my tampon like an adult.

617
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: Okay, that is that is respectful, that is adults. That

618
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: is good. That's a good thing. Okay, So it does this?

619
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: Does this pose a problem for you? Is to say?

620
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: Is this a deal breaker? Or is this if you

621
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: found another by the way? Just I okay, we really

622
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: haven't I dude, I really need you to get into

623
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: this with me because I can't get over it. It was

624
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: on the nightstand and you didn't see it.

625
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 6: Correct, I didn't see it until I crawled into bed

626
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 6: that night.

627
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: How long has it been sitting on that night stand

628
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: for it?

629
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 6: No clue, I don't know. If he start?

630
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: How big is your do you have like a really

631
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 1: big bed and so when you look to your right

632
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: you can't see that. I don't get it.

633
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.

634
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 6: I don't know either, Like, I don't know how I

635
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 6: didn't see it, like because it's a lot of piss,

636
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 6: Like it's more piss than you would just do in

637
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 6: like one night, like two am piss.

638
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

639
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 6: So, I don't know how I didn't see it the

640
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 6: night prior we were drinking, So maybe I just wasn't

641
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 6: paying attention, But like, how did I not see it

642
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 6: in the morning? So did he have it hidden? Then

643
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 6: he brought it out for me, just presented for me

644
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 6: to see when I went to bed that night.

645
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I got I got another I got another

646
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: idea for you. Are you sure that that's one hundred

647
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: percent his piss? Could it be?

648
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: It?

649
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 1: Could? I mean, there's a lot of theories. It could

650
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: be some of his friend's piss. I don't want to

651
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 1: throw I mean, this is kind of a wild accusation,

652
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: but you know, it could be a mistress's piss. That's

653
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: try saying that ten times a mistress's piss'd be hard.

654
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: It could be it could be other people's piss it

655
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: combined into one jar. Because you do have sufficient uh uh,

656
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 1: you do have a reasonable doubt that one man could

657
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: produce all that piss. And well you don't even know, well, okay,

658
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: you don't even know how long that jar has been

659
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: up there. That jar could have came with the fucking

660
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: house when you rented it.

661
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 6: It could have been like I smelled it, you know,

662
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 6: and like I'm not that, you know, like I like

663
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 6: to think, I don't know. And if it is a

664
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 6: collection of people's pisses, that's a much bigger problem.

665
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: And he doesn't want to talk about it.

666
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 6: He just gets upset when I talked to him about it,

667
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 6: like the sensive, because he knows it's gross.

668
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: Does he still do it? Does he still collecting? What

669
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: happened with the jar? Did he throw it away when

670
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: he took it from you? What did he do with it?

671
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 4: Oh?

672
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 6: My god? So he washed it out and then he

673
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 6: put it in the dishwasher. And now I don't know

674
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 6: which one it is that's in the dishwashers. So I'm

675
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 6: literally on my third cycle of running the dishes because

676
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 6: I don't know which, Like we have multiple of those,

677
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 6: like big ass Mason jars, I don't know which one

678
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 6: it is.

679
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: How many more piss jars until you leave him? What

680
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: do you think.

681
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 6: If one one? I see one more piss jar, I'm out.

682
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

683
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 6: I do love him, but that's really solve.

684
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: You love him up to one pissed jar, two piss jars?

685
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: Is too much.

686
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 6: Two pissed jars is going over the women.

687
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: See that's why. That's why I mean, I I you know,

688
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: I mean, that's one of the great pleasures of living

689
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: alone is I actually have about ten pissed jars just

690
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: in my freezer. I have the freedom to do that. Yeah,

691
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: I think when you you can't really be keeping piss

692
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: jars when you have roommates.

693
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, much less your girlfriend, Like, come on, what if.

694
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: What if he told you that he just he what

695
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: if I have a question, I'm curious about this before

696
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: we go. So I don't like the way that he

697
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 1: handled it because I think that uh, taking the pissed

698
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: jar away and going we're never going to talk about this.

699
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the right way to handle it.

700
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: I think you have to do what you have to do.

701
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: Really in that situation. One of two things. You either

702
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: have to be like, you know what, babe, you're right,

703
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 1: it's gross, I'm sorry, won't do it again. I don't

704
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: know what I was thinking, And then, you know, go

705
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: leave it at that, or just defend it. I love

706
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: pissing in a jar. Okay, I've been pissing in jars

707
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: and keeping it on my nights stand for my entire life.

708
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: It's part of who I am. And for this relationship

709
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,439
Speaker 1: to work, I need you to accept and love every

710
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: single part of me, including the part of me that

711
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: pisses in a jar and keeps it on my nightstand. Right,

712
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: you got to do one of those two things. You

713
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: gotta either apologize and not do it again, or you're

714
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: gotta own that shit.

715
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

716
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 1: So, to me, this man's cowardice lies not this. My

717
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: fault with this man is not that he pissed in

718
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: the jar, but it's it's it's the way he handled

719
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: the situation that I'm not a fan of. I think

720
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: he could have either defended it or took the L

721
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: on it. Theo's are really those are your two options

722
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: in life? Anything in between is that's really what you

723
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: gotta do, to take an L or defend yourself.

724
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are the only two reasons why.

725
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: Anything in between is like what are you? What are

726
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah, So tell your boyfriends that he's gotta

727
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: he's gotta do one of those two things.

728
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 6: Yeah.

729
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: Now, if he said to, if he if he confidently

730
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: told you that that's part of who he is, is

731
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: pissing in jars what would you say to that?

732
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I don't know. I probably wouldn't talk

733
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 6: him for a week and contemplate like I couldn't live.

734
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 4: With someone that charts.

735
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 6: Apparently I do.

736
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: Apparently I do, and that's true, and that's true. You do. Yeah,

737
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the

738
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go?

739
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 6: No, I've been bringing your episode, so it's really nice

740
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 6: to talk to you.

741
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: It's been nice talking to you too. And look, I

742
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: know it's tougher for women logistically, but try you know,

743
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: if let's say, he does defend it to you, maybe

744
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: you could piss it a jar to kind of get

745
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: an idea of, you know, how he's thinking about it.

746
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 4: You're right.

747
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Also I'm also not right. You don't. You don't

748
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: have to do that ship that's kind of anyways. All right,

749
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: thanks for calling.

750
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 6: Thank you.

751
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 3: All.

752
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 4: From Alex.

753
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, what's your sir?

754
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 4: My name is Alex, and I've got a funny story

755
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 4: for you.

756
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead.

757
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 4: So, the last time I interacted with your channel, it

758
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 4: was actually several years ago, and I was going through

759
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 4: a rough time. I don't particularly remember what, but we

760
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 4: just had this moment of silence, and it lasted what

761
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 4: I would like to call an uncomfortable amount of time,

762
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 4: just you sitting on stream, me sitting on the phone.

763
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 4: There was one comment don't remember from Whome, but they said, man,

764
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 4: seems like that guy needed that moment, and I just

765
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 4: wanted to say thank you.

766
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, so we've talked before, but technically not even

767
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: talked before because there was silence. Yeah.

768
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty much just several moments of silence,

769
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 4: and then I think I actually ended up breaking it. It

770
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 4: was going on a minute long and I was like,

771
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 4: this was good, thank you, and he said thank you

772
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 4: and then we hung up.

773
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: Did you really feel like you needed that moment?

774
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 4: You know, it's hard to say. I felt like it

775
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 4: was pretty chill, pretty cool. Life is up though, we're winning.

776
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 4: We're out here winning. In that time, I got a

777
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 4: master's degree, working a good job, So you know, you

778
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 4: could say that that was the inflection point where things

779
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 4: started going up, not to.

780
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: So you've called me to tell me that me saying

781
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: literally nothing to you caused a lot of great things

782
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: to happen in your life as a direct result.

783
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 4: I think that's exactly what I called to tell you today.

784
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 4: I think that if that moment of silence hadn't happened,

785
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 4: I mean, who's to say, or my life would have gone.

786
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 4: I probably would be doing all kinds of horrible things

787
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 4: like cutting people off in traffic. Or I probably wouldn't.

788
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 2: Have two dogs.

789
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 4: I got two dogs now, they're pretty sick names Miso

790
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 4: and Masabi.

791
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 3: Hey Alex, yes, sir, about that time.

792
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: It was good to talk to you again.

793
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 4: The charger's all mine.

794
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 7: Have a good stream, take care.

795
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: Backwise.

796
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: Hello, hi y, what's your name? My name is Mike, Mike. Uh,

797
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: it says here. I'm just gonna read this verbatim. My

798
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: name is Mike. I'm twenty nine, and my car is

799
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: all caps full of wasps. Yeah, and it is one

800
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: hundred percent my fault.

801
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 4: How out?

802
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: Okay, what happens?

803
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 4: Okay? So it's it's actually my work car specifically that's

804
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 4: full of wasps. And I should have known it was

805
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 4: going to happen because I put them in there.

806
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: Okay, So you, Mike, yes, uh, your car is full

807
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: of wasp because you because you put the wasps in there.

808
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, they were in a bag.

809
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: Okay, what why are you putting wasps in your car?

810
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 4: Well? I killed bugs, and this one particular lady had

811
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 4: a bunch of wasps in like a fake tree pot

812
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 4: on her on her apartment balcony. She was like, I

813
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 4: don't want my cats coming out here, and they're being

814
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 4: like sprays and stuff all over. So as a as

815
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: a solution oriented guy, I was like, you know what,

816
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 4: I got this this garbage bag. I'll just stick the

817
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 4: whole thing in this bag and tie it off and

818
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 4: it'll be fine. It was not fun.

819
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: Are the wasps dead?

820
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 4: No, they are very much alive, and they've gotten out

821
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 4: of the bag.

822
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: I thought your job was to kill insects.

823
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, in this case, I was. I was

824
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 4: going to displace them first and then just toss them

825
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 4: in the dumpster behind my building. But by the time

826
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 4: I pulled up to my building, the wasps had come

827
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 4: out of the bag in the sealed off back part

828
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 4: of the car, and now it's full of very pissed

829
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 4: off and hot wasp.

830
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: See. The funny thing is you're gonna call somebody to

831
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: get rid of the wasps, and then your phone's gonna

832
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: start ringing because you're the because you're the guy that

833
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 1: gets rid of the wasps.

834
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 4: I am the guy that gets rid of the wasp. See,

835
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 4: and I've got to be suit. I've got to be suit.

836
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 4: But you're not going to believe this.

837
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: No, I'm not telling me.

838
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 4: It's in the car with the wasp.

839
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: Why do you need to be Oh? Oh wait, I'm

840
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: so dumb. I said, why do you need a be suit?

841
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: Because I thought that you meant like a bee costume.

842
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you meant like like one of those

843
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: bee keeping suit. I was like, why do you need

844
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: to dress up like a bee to like gain the

845
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: trust wasps? But I was like, hey man, this is

846
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: the guy, is the best of the country. He has

847
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:14,720
Speaker 1: his methods. Okay, so what why didn't you kill the wasps?

848
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: I thought you that's what you're supposed to do. They're

849
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: gonna die anyway. This was this like a were you

850
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: trying to be benevolent and let the wasps free?

851
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 4: Truthfully, I just wanted to take the most immediate solution

852
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 4: because like they were almost all in the nest in

853
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 4: this plant pot on her balcony, and like she was like, oh,

854
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 4: you could take some stuff out of there, Like there

855
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 4: were a couple of rocks and a little makeshift trap

856
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 4: that she made that didn't work, and so I was

857
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 4: moving some stuff around. I moved one of the rocks.

858
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 4: The tree like shifted forty five degrees and they just

859
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 4: got super pissed. A bunch of anger wasps flying around

860
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 4: on her balcony right around the thing I was trying

861
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 4: to deal with. I was like, yeah, what done?

862
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: There's something not like a gun gun, but like a

863
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: spray gun or some ship that just kills Why do

864
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,919
Speaker 1: you carpet bomb? Why don't you carpet bomb your car

865
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: with fucking wasp spray?

866
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 4: The sprayer is in the car with the wasp.

867
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh, it's all in the car with the dan Yep,

868
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: it's all in the car with the wasps, all of it.

869
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: How many wasps are in your car?

870
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 4: At least like two or three hundred, two.

871
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: Or three hundred wasps.

872
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 4: They aren't all out of the bag, but there there

873
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 4: are more of them coming out as the day goes on.

874
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: Are they Do you think there's more? Because they've repopulated

875
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: and they've lai laid eggs.

876
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, they got larva and there

877
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 4: unless they start cannibalizing the larva, are gonna run out

878
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 4: of food? They might They should die off on their own.

879
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 4: Probably not by the end of the weekend, when I'm

880
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 4: gonna need to use the car again, So I'll have

881
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 4: to come up with a creative solution in the meantime.

882
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: Wait, how you How are you so sure they're going

883
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: to die off on their own instead of resorting to

884
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: cannibalism to stay.

885
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 4: Alive, you know, not committed to the fact that they

886
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 4: will die off, like most of them, Like a lot

887
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 4: of them are in the bag. A lot of them

888
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 4: in the bag. Like it's obviously not not air tight

889
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 4: because they're getting out.

890
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a question. Yeah, are you avoiding calling

891
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: another WASP exterminator because it would make you feel emasculated?

892
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:34,879
Speaker 4: No, not at all.

893
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so I do that.

894
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 4: I can call my roommate.

895
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: Does your roommate fight wasps?

896
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he has the key to his work vehicle,

897
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 4: which is also no. Okay, it'd be funnier if if

898
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 4: it was actually.

899
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: Okay, So the his b suit is in somewhere in his.

900
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 4: Car, but he's he's driving his girlfriend over to hang

901
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 4: out with her sister, like three hours away.

902
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he's got a life. He has better things

903
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: to do than this.

904
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 7: He does.

905
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 4: I'm watching a get go on a computer.

906
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're just gonna so you're just gonna walk.

907
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: He's can what you're gonna walk from now on? No

908
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: more car?

909
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 4: Oh, no personal vehicle. That's fine, but I'm.

910
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: Not another car.

911
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't use the company vehicle

912
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 4: for everything.

913
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: Is your Is your boss mad that you infested the

914
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 1: vehicle with wasps?

915
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 4: Oh? He's no idea.

916
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell him?

917
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 4: Why not?

918
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: He'll probably be like, We'll get in there and fucking

919
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: kill the wasp. This is what you do.

920
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 4: That's that's probably what he would say.

921
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like if a fire truck was on fire,

922
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: who do you call?

923
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 4: I guess, I guess the firefighters.

924
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 3: In the next county, not me.

925
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: I can't help you at all.

926
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 4: No, I mean you can't help Yeah, you can't help

927
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 4: me at all.

928
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: But I can provide you. I can provide you emotional

929
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,919
Speaker 1: I can provide you emotional support in your time of need.

930
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: But I don't know how much that is helpful for you.

931
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 4: Well, getual healing is more than enough. I'll uh, I'll

932
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 4: take it.

933
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the

934
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go?

935
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 4: There is something.

936
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: Go ahead.

937
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 4: Rats will suck up your house. Rats, rats, feral rats,

938
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 4: They will suck up your hand.

939
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: You know this from experience. You've had a rat. You've

940
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: had first rats in your house, then wasping.

941
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 4: I fuck up rats in other people's houses.

942
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: No, rats, Oh you fuck up rats.

943
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 4: I do have. I do have a bunch of wasps

944
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 4: in my car. That was genuine.

945
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: Would you rather fight a thousand rats or a thousand wasps?

946
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 4: That's a big question, and.

947
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: You get what you get, your stupid gun thing.

948
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 4: It depends on the species have lost. If I'm being

949
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 4: totally honest, like your car, Oh, the ones in my car? No? No, uh,

950
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 4: A thousand wasps for sure? For sure.

951
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: Okay, so they're not even that bad?

952
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 4: Well, I mean less bad than a thousand rats.

953
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 1: Okay, real quick. You also texted me saying that you've

954
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: eaten frozen pizza every day for three years.

955
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, how are you alive? That is a really good question.

956
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 4: They like the twelve inch of four in one box

957
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 4: frozen pizzas. It's how it survives living underneath the poverty

958
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 4: line for like three years.

959
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: Are you still in any Are you still underneath the

960
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: poverty line?

961
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 4: No? No, I make good money, kiln bugs.

962
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, it's good.

963
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 4: Still pizzas through.

964
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: What kind of pizza?

965
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 5: Uh?

966
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 4: They come in cheese and pepperoni, But I toss like

967
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 4: cage in seasoning, maybe some some garlic powder on there.

968
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 4: Get cans for like fucking pineapple, toss those on some

969
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 4: of them. Uh, sauce that ship up, sir, Rocha fucking

970
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 4: Chipotle Mayo. Uh got curious about Terry Aki one time.

971
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 4: Thousand Islands on man, Dude, the potential for pizzas its infinite.

972
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: Despite having wasps in your car, you have a good life.

973
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 4: I like to think. So. To the show in Seattle

974
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 4: is fucking slap.

975
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: Oh shoot you were there? Oh hell yah, hell yah

976
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 1: hell yeah.

977
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 4: Well if I didn't stay aroun because I had to

978
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 4: drive back up to Vancouver.

979
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: But I'll see I'll see you next time. And don't

980
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: bring any fucking wasps to the show.

981
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 4: I can't promise you that I'll do my math later.

982
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: If he brings wasps to the show, he's not getting in.

983
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: That goes for anyone listening.

984
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 6: MM.

985
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: Tyler, Hello, Hello, what is your name?

986
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 7: Tyler?

987
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: How can I get you today? Tyler? What's going on?

988
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 7: Ah? I thought it would be a funny story that

989
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 7: uh my my cat d a used condom.

990
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh okay did did they get pregnant?

991
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 4: I hope not.

992
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 7: It's a boy, so I'm kind of praying not it is.

993
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 7: It is kind of disturbing that a part of me

994
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 7: and part of my girlfriend been inside of my cat.

995
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost like you jizzed in your cat's mouth.

996
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,840
Speaker 1: It's not here's it's it's not. It's not exactly the

997
00:55:54,920 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: same process, but they both ended in the same results. Unfortunately, Yeah,

998
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: it is.

999
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 7: It is mighty unfortunate.

1000
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: So that's pretty not I mean, that's not cool.

1001
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 7: I think he might have thought it was like like

1002
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 7: turkey skin or something. I have no idea. What have

1003
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 7: to have the impulse to gobble that ship that eat it?

1004
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: Well, the good news, I mean the good news is

1005
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: that your cat doesn't know that your com is your

1006
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: com like they don't like to our in our universe

1007
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: and our perceptions of things. Your cat eating your j's

1008
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: is gross, but I guess your cat.

1009
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 7: Well, but if you think about it because it was

1010
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 7: inside of it.

1011
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: Well, if I eat a hamburger, am I not eating

1012
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: cheese because it's inside of a hamburger? That doesn't make

1013
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: any sense.

1014
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, and maybe the condom got twisted up,

1015
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 7: so the condoms stayed within the the just inside the condoms.

1016
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: Therefore, yes, but the jiz is inside of.

1017
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 7: Your cats, I guess. Yeah, I'm trying to justify it.

1018
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you you know?

1019
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 7: What you well?

1020
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 2: Not?

1021
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Hold on? Hold on, hold on?

1022
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: Just what do you mean by justify it? There's nothing

1023
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: to justify. It's not did you feed the condom to

1024
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: your cat?

1025
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 7: No? So okay, so what happened was, you know, I mean,

1026
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 7: and the old girlfriend you know, did did the dirty

1027
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 7: and then you know, I finished, and you know I

1028
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 7: was able to keep going, so I put it down

1029
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 7: on the ground for for a moment, like I had

1030
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 7: my pants on the ground, so I put it on

1031
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 7: top of my pants that was on the ground.

1032
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: Okay, you know you know you checked it. Sure, Okay,

1033
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: you checked it on the ground.

1034
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much. And I didn't know. I had the

1035
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 7: door closed.

1036
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 2: And.

1037
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 7: Apparently he came in while we're going around to and

1038
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 7: then when I finished again.

1039
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: Okay, but there's not you again, you didn't feed the

1040
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: cat kind.

1041
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 7: Of this is no, no, no.

1042
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: You did not your cat's mouth or force feed.

1043
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 7: No, that is I would deserve to be hung if

1044
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 7: I ever done that. That is that is terrible. No,

1045
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 7: this was on peer accident and I was just stupid

1046
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 7: and did not close the door.

1047
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: Hey man, listen, don't you seem like this is haunting you?

1048
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 7: You know, at the end of the day, it is

1049
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 7: like a funny story to tell, but it is. I

1050
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 7: guess keep telling the story makes me feel a little

1051
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 7: bit better because it just gets funnier and it's just like,

1052
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 7: all right, I mean, it passed through. It was not

1053
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 7: supposed to supposedly, but you know.

1054
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: What, you know, actually hold on, you know what I

1055
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: I actually have an idea. I think I know how

1056
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: you can rectify the situation. Okay, you have to. You

1057
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: have to eat the ship covered condom. Don't ask me

1058
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: any further questions. Don't ask me any further questions as

1059
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: to how that rectifies the situation. But that's what I've

1060
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: decided that you have to do.

1061
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 7: Alaskan pipeline. But instead of put it in my ass,

1062
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 7: just eat it.

1063
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask you what an Alaskan pipeline is.

1064
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say? You to

1065
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: the people of the computer before we go.

1066
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 7: Make sure if if you have pets, close your doors

1067
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 7: when you're, when you're when you're doing the dirty, take

1068
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 7: care of all right. I love you, Lyle big fans.

1069
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: I might google it later, but I wasn't going to

1070
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: sit there and have him explain to me what that is.

1071
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: Taking your phone calls every night, every big get goestro

1072
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: on his eye. He's teaching you to how lip your life.

1073
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: Money's not ready, an expert,