WEBVTT - Superhero show from villain’s POV 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:06.720 Well, I welcome back to another episode of Bolchemists. Come 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:12.760 your host, Kevin, Yes, yes, yes, that's Kevin bomb Well. No, no, 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:16.200 because the bank open, Yeah, I think that's being no 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:21.160 later hour could be in position and stuff manager opens 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:24.159 up the day. But I digress. Let's mean you're not 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:26.680 gonna shower in no particular order. Let's quickly check in 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:31.280 with Craig Atkowski for his March Madness review the Cow. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.720 I I covered all my bases this year because I 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.519 am really into March Madness. I did a lot of 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:48.199 brackets and talking about Ukraine right, yes, yes, this is 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:57.000 a various Eastern European countries and which ones will survive dark. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:03.000 I've got Belarus going all the ways for the absolute victory. Hey, 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.680 there's chriss Avarado, taller than he knows. Fill in the blank. Please. 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:17.839 Sometimes when I make brown, there's blank red, Gary, look out, 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:22.399 it's James Ceeney, Johnny, Jungle Jim. What would you be 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:28.080 most fearful of in a wide open forest? If I 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:31.120 made brown and there was red? Yes, if I wish 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.600 in a wide open forest, I'd be terrified. That is 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:41.959 such as can smell it exactly and last, but not 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.400 quite enough coffee for you, if you think at least 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:48.400 Gary Anthony Williams coffee. I just had one recently, and 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:51.320 I'm already thinking of my next one. Buddy. Yeah, well 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.200 you're on the East coast time, so yeah, you're coming 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:58.680 up on that that early afternoon cup. Dr mostly feels good. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.680 If laughter is the best medicine, what is the best 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:06.440 hand cream? First of all, I say hand crim and 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:10.720 a little secret that African Americans have gotten into years 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.720 and years and years ago. That and I know this 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.080 gonna sound a little racist that the whitey's have just 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:24.560 now found out. Doesn't sounds lean petroleum jelly. The dinosaurs 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:28.359 would not treat us wrong, now, No, please, they bled 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.120 and sweat. Hey, let's do a damn show. All of 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.520 our scene suggestions gathered from your listener emails or from 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.320 our patron v I p s to become a patron 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.600 supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content like stand 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.280 alone bonus scenes, video of our actual recordings of what 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.560 I'm saying right now, or at the highest level of 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:46.400 alco maniac. Hey, why not join us for one of 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.840 these zoom sessions your own damn self. In fact, we 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:54.359 happen to have to alchemy xts with us today Ashley 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:58.000 and KP and Um. We had a little chat with 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.679 them before we started the show and they're currently UH 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:05.639 or allegedly still hanging out with us as they watch 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.160 UH and hang out in the zoo. And that could 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.400 be you is my point. Head on over to patreon 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.920 dot com slash alchemy this if you'd like a chance 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:17.000 of that. Otherwise, send your scenes suggestions via old tiny 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.040 email at alchemy this email at gmail dot com. It's 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:27.000 alchemy dot com. Seen one comes from patron vip Patrick C, 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.440 who wrote, Hey, gang, all the TV shows for superheroes 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.640 focus on the good guys point of view. I've always 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.840 wanted to know what the evil masterminds do in their 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:39.280 day to day. Do they have a mortgage? Do they 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:43.760 have to do list, etcetera. Take it away and thanks 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:50.120 for all you guys and gals do pat So is 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:51.600 that gonna do for you? You just want one pound 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:55.240 of salami and a half pound of Swiss half pound 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:59.200 of salammy and sorry, you got you just grab a ticket, 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.400 you grab a number. I didn't grab a ticket. No, 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.960 that is that necessary? Here? He's fine, he's You're okay. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.840 So it's a half pound of SALAMMI full pound of Swiss, 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:14.520 full pound of Swiss? Are you calling your own number? Sir, Yes, 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:19.320 I'm seventy one. That's I'm just working here. Yep, mind you. 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.480 I brought my own scale and I will wait and 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:29.119 make sure it's exactly a pound. Take Mr seventy one 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.960 behind me, Mr seventy one. I don't know if you 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:38.200 recognize that that older person, but that's that's Mr Mean, 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:47.599 Mr Mean, Okay, he's just he's aged. Yeah, it's uh, 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.720 it's the pop I left that I've always loved when 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.680 he's in here, and uh, if I could just get 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.120 my SALAMMI of course, of course I'm just gonna I'm 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.799 gonna end this to him. He's gonna wait. He always 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:00.440 wasted himself here you are, Mr Mean, man's way. This 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:04.800 my very evil, very evil indeeds. So that was a 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:08.680 pound of salami? Is that right? That? Are you talking 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:12.800 to me? Mr? Mean? I know you're a pound of 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.040 Swiss and a half pound of salami. Seventy one is 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:21.240 a pound of salam Stop right there, Mr Mean? Are 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.280 you trying to seat this business out of the rightful 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:26.800 cost of their salami? How did you know that? I 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:29.440 had my hand on the scale the hole time. You 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:33.880 always carry your scale, Mr Mean, I'm sorry I didn't 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:38.000 take a number, but I knew a crime was in progressed. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.719 But don't you be anized. When I put my hand 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.680 on the scale, it made it look like it was 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.120 more than it was. And so I'm actually giving them 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:53.200 back money. It's citizens Goodman with me? The good Man? 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.880 Yeah Goodman. Now he was giving more money to the proprietor. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.000 So where's the crime. There is none. I'm seventy one. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:02.880 Can I please get my look? You look great for 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.359 seventy one? Thank you good Man. He took a number, 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.440 good Man. Do you want your you? Sorry, it's good Man. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:11.760 I am not I am not billionaire Seth Goodman. Okay, 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:15.520 so then you don't want sets normal order. Wait a minute, 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:19.840 Just the way he said he's not billionaire, Seth Goodman 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:26.719 makes me think that you're actually millionaire self Goodman, Seth 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:31.360 Goodman wear a mask like this, I am good Man. No, 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.719 no he doesn't. But while I'm here, if I could 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.240 pick up Seth's order, and if the if the corn 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:43.000 brief could be leaner leaner that it was last time? Okay, 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.080 you got it? You there was a lot of there 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:48.880 was a lot of fat. Seth told me, yes, no, 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.960 of course, okay, seventy one. There's your pounds, thank you, 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.920 thank you very much. And how much is that, darling? 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:59.000 I'm home. I'd just come back from the metterium that 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.360 I got the meat that you asked for. It appears 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:06.600 that Mr good Man was there. And do you know 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:10.760 what I figured out today? Oh my goodness, what did 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:14.160 you figure out today? That Mr good Man is very 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:21.880 likely in disguise Seth Goodman, the nice Jewish lives to 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:26.880 have over. Oh my, that's that's incredible. I don't know. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:30.160 Are you going to follow up on that? As soon 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.600 as I pay my mortgage and do these other daily 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:37.000 routines of mine. I was actually like, I think something. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:40.160 We've gotten another final notice, which is strange because there 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:45.520 was already a final notice. I'm concerned. May I read it? 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:50.920 Or better yet, would you read it? Toll me? Alright, Gareth. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:55.960 It says final notice, this property will be ceased and 0:07:56.040 --> 0:08:02.520 all possessions repossessed and sold for value. Thanks for coming in, 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.520 Mr Me And I just want to go over some 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:08.960 of the numbers here with you. The bookkeeping department Red 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.280 flagged a few things for me, and I just wanted 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:14.320 to make sure everything was okay, and please go ahead 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:21.480 because I'm on the trail of Mr good Man. Set 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:27.040 Are you talking about Seth Goodman? I think I am. Yeah. Yeah, 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:31.160 we do his taxes as well. You do, do you? Yeah? Yeah, 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.559 I know, I know all the Goodman's. I just took 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.800 a guess. The first one was Seth. So uh. A 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.160 couple of red flags? We got a did you need 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.400 to take out a second mortgage? Is that something that 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:44.679 might make sense to you? Because I'm going to recommend it. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:49.840 I don't know if I need to take out a 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.600 second Do you mind if I get my wife on 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.880 the telephone? I don't mind, But I'm just curious about 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:59.439 the income. I don't see much of it. You you've 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:04.880 listed a profession as well, fighting crime, and so um, 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.760 I'm not a big fan of crime myself. I'm sorry. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:11.760 I think you read that wrong. I listed my profession 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:20.800 as not fighting Oh here it is? Yeah, not not 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.640 Well that's weird. Why does it say not fighting crime? 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:30.040 Do you not realize who I am? Well, you've been 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:33.240 a long time client of ours who were very happy 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:35.440 for your business. Have you not read all of the 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:41.119 news papers. As of late, I read about four newspapers 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:44.560 every morning. Yeah, it's turned to page three on any 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:51.000 of them. One, two, two, I'll help you the next 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:57.400 numbers three. Yeah, m hmm. The doudgers to tread for 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:05.480 that guy. M Are you fucking serious? Right? What am 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.760 I looking for? I'm sorry, and my eye doesn't always 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.800 go to what what I stand out story might be? 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:21.200 Mr Mean, Mr Mean, Mr Mean, you're in the paper. Um, 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.640 if you could tell Mr Goodman that uh, mrs Mean 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.480 is here to see him, and maybe you could bust 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.800 me and I've got some private conversation I'd like to 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:33.120 talk to him about mm hmmm. And did you have 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:37.040 an appointment? I don't. This is kind of off the cuff, 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:40.400 I but I think he'll know who I am if 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.040 you say Mrs Mean is here to speak with him? 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:49.880 Very well, billionaire Seth Goodman, you have an unexpected guest. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.960 It's a Mrs Mean, She says, she's arrived off the cuff. 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:57.920 Would you be seeing her today? Sure? Why not? And 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:03.640 thank you for addressing me as billionaire Seth Admin Marshall. Yes, yes, 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:11.120 sender in sender, I have buzzed there. Oh my why 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:15.840 Mrs Mean, I'm I'm billionaire Seth Goodman. I know who 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:20.839 you are. Perhaps the most powerful man in this county, um, 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:25.720 maybe country, maybe maybe maybe, If what I've heard about 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.440 she is true, You're the most powerful man perhaps in 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:33.600 the world physically well, oh and financially. Oh no, I'm 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:37.320 I simply sit by the desk and do numbers all day. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:40.960 Part of corned beef, corn beef. Anybody with anybody like 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:44.920 corn so thinly slice, very thinly sliced, it melt in 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:49.200 the mouth, corn beef. Marshall, could you make a ruben 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:55.440 for for Mrs Mean here? Very well, very well, we 0:11:55.520 --> 0:12:01.400 import Belarusian sauerkraut for our I don't know if I 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.800 wish I was here just for the pleasures of meeting 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:10.040 my mouth, but I'm really here because my husband's told 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:14.600 me that he knows that you are good Man. Now 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:19.839 you're not. You're not married to that notorious supervillain. Mr Mean, 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.560 are you by anything? That's that's where my Mrs comes from. 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:28.840 What was your maiden name? It was? It was okay, 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:35.520 I was I was Mary okay before? But yes, all right, 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.360 all right, Well that's a beautiful dress, by the way, 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:47.280 and sorry, I didn't compliment you on that before. Silk. Oh, yes, 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.760 that is it is silk. Who that kissed me shiffers, 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:57.160 I can immediately determine the providence of any fabric. I 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.520 don't believe you. Where do you think this silk is from? 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:06.000 Because I happen to know it's Malaysian silk? Oh? My god, 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:11.000 you do know, Seth. I'm sorry, I'm a little lightheaded 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:15.040 right now. I'm here for a purpose. What my husband wearing? 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:21.880 Mrs Mean? I'm sorry, gonna call you Mary, please please 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:25.240 do it's I'm embarrassed to say it's nothing. Mr Mean. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:29.680 You know me. I work for a billionare Seth Goodman? Yes? 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.440 Of course I know you. But you know I also 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:35.680 have an evil streak to me, do you not? I 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:39.280 do not realize that, but I can see a very 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:43.040 green coming from around you. Well, I'm here to report 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:47.559 that's your Mrs Mean stopped by the mansion for purposes 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:53.160 of getting meat in her mouth? What was she wearing? 0:13:54.880 --> 0:14:02.880 Malaysian silp? That's her courting dress, her dating Yes, excuse me. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:07.959 If if somebody's got that too, Toyota Corolla would mean 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.679 it's being told right now that has seen one scene 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:23.200 fun Villains get the cars told Yeah ye, scene too 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:28.720 comes from listener Corey K, who wrote how don't you know? 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.960 And the Alchemy team long time, first time. This show 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:37.400 always ranks the highest in my yearly Spotify. Well, then 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:41.480 thank you for that, I think? Is that? Yeah? Yeah, 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.200 that means he listens to us more than any of 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:46.640 the podcast. Yeah. I'm just curious about a fellow or 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:51.600 lady who um looks at their annual report on Spotify 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.360 and figure out everyone does. It's a it's a thing 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.000 on social media you post at the end of the year. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:02.720 You post really yeah, so it's you get a yearly recap, 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.720 and it's fun for people to post on Instagram and 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:08.760 Twitter and stuff they do. It's really fun. It's really fun, 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:14.520 super fun. Okay, all right, all right, I'm feeling very 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.120 creeped out by people I love right now. Candle Maker. 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.960 It's the scene suggestion from Corey Kay. What was it? 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:25.800 Candlemaker Union and the Electric Light Bulb. I can't wait 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:27.760 to hear you read this email aloud as if it 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.000 were the first time you edit at all. Corey Kay 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:39.640 out of Oregon, candle Makers Union and the Electric Light Hey, Tim, Yeah, 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:41.800 uh did you want me to pick you up for 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:46.640 the meeting. I mean you usually do yes, please, Yeah, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.680 but I got a weird I got a weird I 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:53.160 got a weird text, uh that I thought was from 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:57.000 you about you the music you've been listening to. And 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.080 I just didn't know if that was your way of saying, 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:02.360 don't pick me up. No, I just wanted you to 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.640 know I cued up a playlist for a ride today. Yeah. Okay, 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.880 so that's the part that I was curious about because 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.680 that just creeps me out. Um, your playlist and your 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.440 musical taste is none of my business. So in terms 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.400 of our our friendship moving forward, let's leave that out 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:22.080 of it. If I want to know your opinion, I'll 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:26.040 I'll give it to you sort of thing. Okay, Okay, 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:28.080 I I was. It was just it's kind of a 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:32.400 melancholy playlist because I've got some insider information that I 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:38.560 think you might insider information. You know. Now, My ears 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:43.240 are are a little well, my wife, my wife is 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.760 in in the union, you know. And they had a 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:50.120 meeting last week and the candlemaker unions coming back and 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:53.800 and she they're confident. Who whoa, whoa whoa? Can we 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:57.840 not say, I know, I know, I know, candlemaker, this 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:03.600 could be recorded. Now we're saying you don't know, Well 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:05.960 I would have said this is being recorded, or you 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.679 would have is this being recorded? Like don't you have 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.639 to say that in California? Well, you know what, if 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.400 it is, we're fucked. So just tell me more about 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:14.520 your wife being a part of this union. Always been 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.159 part of the union. But it's just like a hobby, 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:19.800 you know, candlemaking hobby. But they're they're restarting the union 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:21.600 and they're going to try to give they're going to 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.280 try to give up. And that's all the tape I have. 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.520 That's all the tape I have. So I recorded their 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.239 entire conversation up until that point. And so from what 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.760 I understand, then they do want They do know that 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:37.080 we are making our return to great Yes, sir, well 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.480 they see they don't say greatness. And I think that's 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:41.600 the point I'm trying to get across to you. People 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.920 are aware that the Union is coming back and we're 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:47.080 coming back strong, but they don't know how great we 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.960 can be. Now do they also realize that we're the 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.160 reason for the b shorters, that we've been housing all 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.760 the bees to make wax ken. I don't think that. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:58.880 I don't think they made that connection. And I think 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.159 that's good for us, sir. And do they realize that 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:05.120 we've also hired several slaves down south to make cotton 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:07.840 wicks for all the candles? That a true? Is that 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.040 per true? I thought that was a rumor. That's not 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:12.720 a rumor at all. That's a true that very well 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:18.880 paid slaves. And the employees employees. Sure you can call 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:22.800 them that. I'd rather not call them anything, sir. There 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.520 is just still one and I'll just say it's it's 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:29.960 just one thing. Electricity has been doing so well. Doesn't 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:32.800 seem like that's a trend, like you said, or a fad. 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:38.439 It seems to be here to stay in. Uh you know, now, 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:40.000 we do. We do have an insider. We do have 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.240 an insider at the electric light bulb company trying to 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:45.960 gather some information. Who's there, who's there? They are company? 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:50.840 We sent in our best, we sent in. My name 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:56.920 is Chandler, and uh yeah, just love electricity. I just 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.960 wanna well a lot of light, a lot of light 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:03.000 in this room. Huh all right, all right, Well, what 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:04.480 you need to do is you need to stretch this 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:06.879 filament so that it goes on both sides of this 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:13.639 that the conductivity uh lightens. Yes, yes, you stress the 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:17.720 filament and then there goes to both sides and that's 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:20.719 how the electricity goes through it. Right, I mean, why 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:23.160 are you so curious about everything else that's going on here? 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:29.159 I mean it's just fascinating, like, uh, I mean the 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:32.840 power right and in light. You know, you don't want 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:35.280 to sit there and curse the darkness though, I mean 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:39.520 there was for the thousands of years a perfectly good 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:44.280 solution to darkness. Of course, that reminds me I want 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:46.520 to make sure I weren't you. Try not to do 0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:50.000 any clapping because a lot of this is clap activity. 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:56.760 You could turn off a whole line of the whole factory. 0:19:54.680 --> 0:20:02.080 Oh my god, does somebody have a lighter. Someone buzz 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:06.720 Candler into my office please, trying very well, very well, 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:11.840 I'm trying to buzz Chandler. Candler reporting for duty. Yeah. 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:15.920 I just realized as I misread your name that your 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:23.040 name basically is Candler, which is exactly what you do. Yeah, 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.639 I mean I come from a long line of candlers, 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:29.960 and I have in my breast pocket check for two 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:35.879 million dollars. I haven't my real back pocket on the 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:40.920 right hand side of my million dollars, but my real 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:46.879 hold on, let me call my Taylor just one second. Hello, Hello, 0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:54.960 Taylor's miguel, Hey Taylor holds. Question. Yeah, the less suit 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:59.000 that you made me the real back pocket. I put 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:02.040 a four million dollars checking and someone was questioning me 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:05.639 if it wasn't the real order back right pocketing. I really, 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:08.480 I was at a loss. We did not make the 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:12.480 left side back pocket for checks, just the right. It 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.480 has to be the right. So if it fits in 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:17.160 there's the right rear back. Yeah, I would never fit 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:19.200 in the left. The left is really for a pencil, 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:25.400 maybe a backscratcher you could put in there, or fingernail 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:35.480 file or maybe a new driver could fit a nail. 0:21:36.000 --> 0:21:40.280 You could put a long nail in there, a nail file. 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:44.360 Go nicely. Do you need me to step out? So? No, no, no, 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:47.080 this is a this is all information I'm gonna share 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:50.679 back with you in just a moment. Anyways, was there 0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:56.160 anything else? That's it? Thank you shalom shalom to you. No, no, 0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:59.399 I said at first, No, that's a billion or so, 0:21:59.480 --> 0:22:01.600 good man. You're too, is it? No? No, no, no, no, 0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:07.080 he's off somewhere with Mr. De Mean's wife stroking silk uh. Now, 0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:11.880 this four million dollar check that's in my real right 0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:17.320 back pocket, I've been assured, got it, Neil file or 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:20.600 any of those items that's for you for shutting down 0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:24.439 that light bulb place yesterday. Nice? The one in my 0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:28.199 bread were the wrong pocket? Wrong pocket, You're gonna pinch it. 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:31.640 You're gonna hurt yourself. What you said, you're right right, 0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:36.800 But notice that you're standing back back to front with me, 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:41.120 so then that makes you I reached around the wrong 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:46.320 I got a screw driver. That's one of the items 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:50.840 that would be kept in there. There's other two million dollars. Yes, 0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:54.359 it's for you to go over there again tonight and 0:22:54.480 --> 0:23:01.600 shut it down permanently, sir. How do I do that? 0:23:01.600 --> 0:23:07.919 That's up to you. I like it, Honey. Could you 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:12.679 pass the parmesan cheese? Yeah, there you go, Thank you. 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:16.120 I'm gonna ask you to do something I I didn't 0:23:16.160 --> 0:23:19.040 think i'd ever ask you to do. Um. Well, first 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:21.600 you tell me why you never thought you'd ask me 0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:24.800 to do it? Because I love the fact that we 0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:29.240 have such independent lives. We don't have a codependent relationship, 0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:35.080 but I want you to quit the candlemaker union. Oh my, okay, 0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:40.199 So we've gone wonderfully for seventeen years without being co 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:44.920 dependent or telling each other what we think they should do, 0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:49.200 and you'd like to break that tonight by asking me 0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:54.000 to quit my job. I think that you could get 0:23:54.040 --> 0:23:55.840 You could just continue to do it as a part 0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:59.359 of a hobby like you could make you know, sand dead. 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:01.520 I'm gonna go help my friend Chandler. I'll be home 0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:04.280 later by wait what what time are you going to 0:24:04.359 --> 0:24:09.199 be home later? Layer? God damn it. I don't like 0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:12.399 his friend Chandler. I don't like that. Do you've raised 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:18.920 the child to do whatever? The hell? He please? Well? Hey, 0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:24.119 what's up, Chandler? Man? That's a cool ride. Yeah, it 0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:30.160 runs entirely on candle light fuck yeah yeah, So all right, 0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:37.960 let me go this, Hi, do see your license and 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:44.080 registration police. There you go, Chandler, Candler candle or head 0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:47.000 candle headlines. You got up there. That's pretty nice. Sorry, 0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:49.200 I just just make sure everything's okay. I see a 0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:51.359 grown ass man riding with a young boy in a 0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:54.919 car at nighttime, and it's just sure, a little suspicious. 0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:59.920 Fourteen I'm fourteen, so respect he's small for his age though. Yeah, 0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:03.440 but that's a young boy and you're a grown ass man. 0:25:03.480 --> 0:25:07.920 We're not gonna but everything and Adam and everything looks okay, 0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:12.560 and the guys have a good night. Huh, easy, does it? Johnny? 0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:15.199 Sorry you too, He gets a little over zealous. I 0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:17.199 keep telling them they could be father and son, they 0:25:17.200 --> 0:25:19.480 could be uncle and nephew. We don't need to rush 0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:26.119 to judgment. Just friends. Now you say, huh, Now, I'm suspicious, Johnny. 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.480 You know, no one says just friends unless they're covering 0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:31.800 up something. Hold up, uh, sir, could you step battle 0:25:31.840 --> 0:25:34.879 the car? I think he means you who'd probably call 0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:39.840 me a kid? Kids stay seated? Yes you see, Yeah, 0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:42.520 let me see your license. I know you showed it 0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:44.040 to my partner, but let me get a look at 0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:49.159 Chandler Candler. Chandler Candler. Okay, that's definitely made up. What 0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:53.160 do you do for a living? Chandler Candler? I'm don't 0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:58.560 don't say it. Don't say you're a candlemaker. Well, I'm 0:25:58.760 --> 0:26:03.639 I'm a chandler. You you channel for for a living? No, 0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:06.840 a Chandler makes candles. It's the fancy way of saying 0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:11.960 candle maker. Chandler. So you accidentally just blew out one 0:26:11.960 --> 0:26:16.400 of my headlights? Yeah, I get a little b boviate. 0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.680 I don't know if you could tell um. So, how 0:26:19.680 --> 0:26:24.200 long have you been a chandler? Uh? My family? Your answers. 0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:27.760 Your answer should be from birth. If that's actually your name. Yes, 0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:32.800 And you say your profession is also a chandler. I 0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:36.360 am also a chandler. Yes, but currently I'm working at 0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:39.159 the at the local power company. Oh, what do you 0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:44.520 do there? I'm responsible for I shouldn't have to think 0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:48.880 about it, should really just trickle right off the tongue fact. 0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:53.440 I'm not I'm not a spy. This is what we 0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:58.040 call it hemming and hawing. Okay, so you know, I'm 0:26:58.040 --> 0:27:00.400 gonna need you to step back, put your hands out 0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:03.160 wide to either side, and then one at a time, 0:27:03.200 --> 0:27:04.840 bring him in and just touch the tip of your 0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:07.800 nose to tip of your nose with your finger, just 0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:11.560