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Speaker 1: Well, I welcome back to another episode of Bolchemists. Come

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin, Yes, yes, yes, that's Kevin bomb Well. No, no,

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Speaker 1: because the bank open, Yeah, I think that's being no

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Speaker 1: later hour could be in position and stuff manager opens

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Speaker 1: up the day. But I digress. Let's mean you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna shower in no particular order. Let's quickly check in

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Speaker 1: with Craig Atkowski for his March Madness review the Cow.

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Speaker 1: I I covered all my bases this year because I

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Speaker 1: am really into March Madness. I did a lot of

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Speaker 1: brackets and talking about Ukraine right, yes, yes, this is

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Speaker 1: a various Eastern European countries and which ones will survive dark.

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Speaker 1: I've got Belarus going all the ways for the absolute victory. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's chriss Avarado, taller than he knows. Fill in the blank. Please.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes when I make brown, there's blank red, Gary, look out,

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Speaker 1: it's James Ceeney, Johnny, Jungle Jim. What would you be

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Speaker 1: most fearful of in a wide open forest? If I

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Speaker 1: made brown and there was red? Yes, if I wish

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Speaker 1: in a wide open forest, I'd be terrified. That is

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Speaker 1: such as can smell it exactly and last, but not

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Speaker 1: quite enough coffee for you, if you think at least

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Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams coffee. I just had one recently, and

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Speaker 1: I'm already thinking of my next one. Buddy. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you're on the East coast time, so yeah, you're coming

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Speaker 1: up on that that early afternoon cup. Dr mostly feels good.

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Speaker 1: If laughter is the best medicine, what is the best

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Speaker 1: hand cream? First of all, I say hand crim and

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Speaker 1: a little secret that African Americans have gotten into years

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Speaker 1: and years and years ago. That and I know this

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Speaker 1: now found out. Doesn't sounds lean petroleum jelly. The dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: would not treat us wrong, now, No, please, they bled

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Speaker 1: and sweat. Hey, let's do a damn show. All of

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Speaker 1: who wrote, Hey, gang, all the TV shows for superheroes

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Speaker 1: focus on the good guys point of view. I've always

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Speaker 1: wanted to know what the evil masterminds do in their

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Speaker 1: day to day. Do they have a mortgage? Do they

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Speaker 1: have to do list, etcetera. Take it away and thanks

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Speaker 1: for all you guys and gals do pat So is

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Speaker 1: that gonna do for you? You just want one pound

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Speaker 1: of salami and a half pound of Swiss half pound

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Speaker 1: of salammy and sorry, you got you just grab a ticket,

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Speaker 1: you grab a number. I didn't grab a ticket. No,

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Speaker 1: that is that necessary? Here? He's fine, he's You're okay.

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Speaker 1: So it's a half pound of SALAMMI full pound of Swiss,

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Speaker 1: full pound of Swiss? Are you calling your own number? Sir, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm seventy one. That's I'm just working here. Yep, mind you.

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Speaker 1: I brought my own scale and I will wait and

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Speaker 1: make sure it's exactly a pound. Take Mr seventy one

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Speaker 1: behind me, Mr seventy one. I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: recognize that that older person, but that's that's Mr Mean,

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Speaker 1: Mr Mean, Okay, he's just he's aged. Yeah, it's uh,

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Speaker 1: it's the pop I left that I've always loved when

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Speaker 1: he's in here, and uh, if I could just get

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Speaker 1: my SALAMMI of course, of course I'm just gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna end this to him. He's gonna wait. He always

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Speaker 1: wasted himself here you are, Mr Mean, man's way. This

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Speaker 1: my very evil, very evil indeeds. So that was a

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Speaker 1: pound of salami? Is that right? That? Are you talking

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Speaker 1: to me? Mr? Mean? I know you're a pound of

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Speaker 1: Swiss and a half pound of salami. Seventy one is

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Speaker 1: a pound of salam Stop right there, Mr Mean? Are

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Speaker 1: you trying to seat this business out of the rightful

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Speaker 1: cost of their salami? How did you know that? I

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Speaker 1: had my hand on the scale the hole time. You

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Speaker 1: always carry your scale, Mr Mean, I'm sorry I didn't

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Speaker 1: take a number, but I knew a crime was in progressed.

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Speaker 1: But don't you be anized. When I put my hand

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Speaker 1: back money. It's citizens Goodman with me? The good Man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah Goodman. Now he was giving more money to the proprietor.

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Speaker 1: So where's the crime. There is none. I'm seventy one.

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Speaker 1: Can I please get my look? You look great for

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Speaker 1: seventy one? Thank you good Man. He took a number,

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Speaker 1: good Man. Do you want your you? Sorry, it's good Man.

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Speaker 1: I am not I am not billionaire Seth Goodman. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so then you don't want sets normal order. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: Just the way he said he's not billionaire, Seth Goodman

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Speaker 1: makes me think that you're actually millionaire self Goodman, Seth

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Speaker 1: Goodman wear a mask like this, I am good Man. No,

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Speaker 1: no he doesn't. But while I'm here, if I could

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Speaker 1: pick up Seth's order, and if the if the corn

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Speaker 1: brief could be leaner leaner that it was last time? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you got it? You there was a lot of there

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Speaker 1: was a lot of fat. Seth told me, yes, no,

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Speaker 1: of course, okay, seventy one. There's your pounds, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. And how much is that, darling?

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Speaker 1: I'm home. I'd just come back from the metterium that

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Speaker 1: I got the meat that you asked for. It appears

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Speaker 1: that Mr good Man was there. And do you know

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Speaker 1: what I figured out today? Oh my goodness, what did

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Speaker 1: you figure out today? That Mr good Man is very

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Speaker 1: likely in disguise Seth Goodman, the nice Jewish lives to

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Speaker 1: have over. Oh my, that's that's incredible. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to follow up on that? As soon

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Speaker 1: as I pay my mortgage and do these other daily

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Speaker 1: routines of mine. I was actually like, I think something.

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Speaker 1: We've gotten another final notice, which is strange because there

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Speaker 1: was already a final notice. I'm concerned. May I read it?

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Speaker 1: Or better yet, would you read it? Toll me? Alright, Gareth.

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Speaker 1: It says final notice, this property will be ceased and

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Speaker 1: all possessions repossessed and sold for value. Thanks for coming in,

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Speaker 1: Mr Me And I just want to go over some

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Speaker 1: of the numbers here with you. The bookkeeping department Red

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Speaker 1: to make sure everything was okay, and please go ahead

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Speaker 1: because I'm on the trail of Mr good Man. Set

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about Seth Goodman? I think I am. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we do his taxes as well. You do, do you? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know all the Goodman's. I just took

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Speaker 1: a guess. The first one was Seth. So uh. A

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Speaker 1: couple of red flags? We got a did you need

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Speaker 1: to take out a second mortgage? Is that something that

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Speaker 1: might make sense to you? Because I'm going to recommend it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I need to take out a

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Speaker 1: second Do you mind if I get my wife on

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Speaker 1: the telephone? I don't mind, But I'm just curious about

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Speaker 1: the income. I don't see much of it. You you've

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Speaker 1: listed a profession as well, fighting crime, and so um,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of crime myself. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I think you read that wrong. I listed my profession

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Speaker 1: as not fighting Oh here it is? Yeah, not not

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Speaker 1: Well that's weird. Why does it say not fighting crime?

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Speaker 1: Do you not realize who I am? Well, you've been

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Speaker 1: a long time client of ours who were very happy

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Speaker 1: for your business. Have you not read all of the

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Speaker 1: news papers. As of late, I read about four newspapers

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Speaker 1: every morning. Yeah, it's turned to page three on any

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Speaker 1: numbers three. Yeah, m hmm. The doudgers to tread for

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Speaker 1: that guy. M Are you fucking serious? Right? What am

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Speaker 1: I looking for? I'm sorry, and my eye doesn't always

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Speaker 1: go to what what I stand out story might be?

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Speaker 1: Mr Mean, Mr Mean, Mr Mean, you're in the paper. Um,

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Speaker 1: if you could tell Mr Goodman that uh, mrs Mean

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Speaker 1: is here to see him, and maybe you could bust

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Speaker 1: me and I've got some private conversation I'd like to

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Speaker 1: talk to him about mm hmmm. And did you have

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Speaker 1: an appointment? I don't. This is kind of off the cuff,

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Speaker 1: I but I think he'll know who I am if

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Speaker 1: you say Mrs Mean is here to speak with him?

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Speaker 1: Very well, billionaire Seth Goodman, you have an unexpected guest.

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Speaker 1: It's a Mrs Mean, She says, she's arrived off the cuff.

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Speaker 1: Would you be seeing her today? Sure? Why not? And

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Speaker 1: thank you for addressing me as billionaire Seth Admin Marshall. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: sender in sender, I have buzzed there. Oh my why

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Speaker 1: Mrs Mean, I'm I'm billionaire Seth Goodman. I know who

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Speaker 1: you are. Perhaps the most powerful man in this county, um,

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Speaker 1: maybe country, maybe maybe maybe, If what I've heard about

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Speaker 1: she is true, You're the most powerful man perhaps in

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Speaker 1: the world physically well, oh and financially. Oh no, I'm

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Speaker 1: I simply sit by the desk and do numbers all day.

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Speaker 1: Part of corned beef, corn beef. Anybody with anybody like

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Speaker 1: corn so thinly slice, very thinly sliced, it melt in

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Speaker 1: the mouth, corn beef. Marshall, could you make a ruben

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Speaker 1: for for Mrs Mean here? Very well, very well, we

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Speaker 1: import Belarusian sauerkraut for our I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: wish I was here just for the pleasures of meeting

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Speaker 1: my mouth, but I'm really here because my husband's told

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Speaker 1: me that he knows that you are good Man. Now

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Speaker 1: you're not. You're not married to that notorious supervillain. Mr Mean,

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Speaker 1: are you by anything? That's that's where my Mrs comes from.

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Speaker 1: What was your maiden name? It was? It was okay,

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Speaker 1: I was I was Mary okay before? But yes, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well that's a beautiful dress, by the way,

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Speaker 1: and sorry, I didn't compliment you on that before. Silk. Oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: that is it is silk. Who that kissed me shiffers,

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Speaker 1: I can immediately determine the providence of any fabric. I

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Speaker 1: don't believe you. Where do you think this silk is from?

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Speaker 1: Because I happen to know it's Malaysian silk? Oh? My god,

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Speaker 1: you do know, Seth. I'm sorry, I'm a little lightheaded

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm here for a purpose. What my husband wearing?

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Speaker 1: Mrs Mean? I'm sorry, gonna call you Mary, please please

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Speaker 1: do it's I'm embarrassed to say it's nothing. Mr Mean.

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Speaker 1: You know me. I work for a billionare Seth Goodman? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Of course I know you. But you know I also

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Speaker 1: have an evil streak to me, do you not? I

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Speaker 1: do not realize that, but I can see a very

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Speaker 1: green coming from around you. Well, I'm here to report

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Speaker 1: that's your Mrs Mean stopped by the mansion for purposes

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Speaker 1: of getting meat in her mouth? What was she wearing?

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Speaker 1: Malaysian silp? That's her courting dress, her dating Yes, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: If if somebody's got that too, Toyota Corolla would mean

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Speaker 1: We sent in our best, we sent in. My name

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Speaker 1: I mean I come from a long line of candlers,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let me call my Taylor just one second. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Taylor's miguel, Hey Taylor holds. Question. Yeah, the less suit

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Speaker 1: Go nicely. Do you need me to step out? So? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: anything else? That's it? Thank you shalom shalom to you. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I said at first, No, that's a billion or so,

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Speaker 1: good man. You're too, is it? No? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hurt yourself. What you said, you're right right,

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Speaker 1: But notice that you're standing back back to front with me,

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Speaker 1: shut it down permanently, sir. How do I do that?

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Speaker 1: So we've gone wonderfully for seventeen years without being co

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Speaker 1: You could just continue to do it as a part

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go help my friend Chandler. I'll be home

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Speaker 1: be home later? Layer? God damn it. I don't like

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Speaker 1: Sorry you too, He gets a little over zealous. I

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Speaker 1: Chandler Candler. Chandler Candler. Okay, that's definitely made up. What

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Speaker 1: don't say it. Don't say you're a candlemaker. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm a chandler. You you channel for for a living? No,

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Speaker 1: a Chandler makes candles. It's the fancy way of saying

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you could tell um. So, how

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Speaker 1: long have you been a chandler? Uh? My family? Your answers.

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Speaker 1: Your answer should be from birth. If that's actually your name. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And you say your profession is also a chandler. I

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Speaker 1: do there? I'm responsible for I shouldn't have to think

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a spy. This is what we

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Speaker 1: He doesn't drink. This is not difficult. What's the kid's name, chandler?

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Speaker 1: What's the kid's name? This kid your friend, your friend,

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Speaker 1: Oh man, see again that thou dost dost protest too

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Speaker 1: I'm good, he's good. Johnny, you want to get out

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Speaker 1: That psis Oh my friend, Oh my arm, I hate

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Speaker 1: shall we? And that is seen to. Scene three comes

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Speaker 1: to us from listener Nope, patron supporter. Uh, how would

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00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: how would you all pronounce d E N I Z knees?

419
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: I would sure Dennis, Yeah, I thought Dennis, and my

420
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: brain said no, no, we're not going to use z

421
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: as a sound. The Knees wrote, Hello, dear alchemists, I

422
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: would like to start with saying that I love each

423
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: and every one of you very much. A scene suggestion

424
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: just off the top of my head. Sword fight notice

425
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: the balance of this one. Notice the hilt, the balance

426
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: on the handle, and then notice the width of the blade.

427
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: This is one that you'll want to take into battle

428
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: with you, I assure you when you say it's just hilt.

429
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: Holding a second, sir, let me just do check this.

430
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: This is I'm taking number seventy four right now, sir,

431
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: you'll have to wait your turn. Go ahead, please, sorry, sorry,

432
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine. We all get a bit rambunctious

433
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: and impatient when a sword fight day, don't. Yeah, hey,

434
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: would you mind seventy three? Would you mind asking what

435
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: a hilt than I have seventy five? Oh? You know

436
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: what it is? Three? I am seventy. Forgive my hand

437
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: right here. Let me make a public Let me make

438
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: a public apology for for everyone standing in line, forgive

439
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: my handwriting. My threes tend to look like fives, and

440
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: for some reason, the zeros look like fours. Go ahead now, please, yes, Well,

441
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to defer what was the question you wanted

442
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: to ask you about the hilt because my question was, well,

443
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just gonna ask my question. The

444
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: blade is very but it's not very long. No, No,

445
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,719
Speaker 1: this is this is a short broad This is a

446
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: shortened broad sword for more close battle. When you're in

447
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: the heat of battle, you want to see the sweat

448
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: on your opponent's brow. You want to smell his breath

449
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: in the tickle of his mustache. That's when you know

450
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: you've conquered a man. I was really looking for a

451
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: sword that could I could fight at a great distance

452
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: from someone, maybe like very long. Yes, that's called it. Yes,

453
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: that's the CS or the chicken ship sword. Hold on,

454
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: Just get my assistant to open the chicken ship room

455
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: for you, Darius. Yes, could you open the chicken ship

456
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: room and take this face loser that there and let

457
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: him choose some whimpy ass sword. Of course, Thank you,

458
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: Thank You're welcome, Thank you. Now you the hilt? You

459
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: want a heavy hilt and a broad blade. Yeah, I'm

460
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: just not from as familiar with the word hilt. I'm

461
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: just I'm new to sword fighting, and so could you

462
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: help me out? Yes? Who it actually stands for? What

463
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: it sounds like? Hell, the H is behind I is interior,

464
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: L is for length length and t you so you

465
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: kind of do know. No, I'm just good at acronyms,

466
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: and so you can see We've got a lot of

467
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: options here. Um, it goes all the way from coward

468
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: to bitch. Um you know your your joy, Yeah, depending

469
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: on the longest was the longest sword possible? Well, I

470
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: would like to be able to strike somebody from even

471
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: maybe around a corner, if possible. All right, Yeah, that's

472
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: the that's the that's the B B sword. We don't

473
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: sell many of these. This is the biggest bit sword. Um.

474
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: Open this here now you see. This is twenty two

475
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: ft in length and even has a has a little

476
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: curve at the end. You can you can go around

477
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: corners without actually looking. It's kind of bendy. It's very's bendy.

478
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: It's bendy. Yeah, but it's still kills, still kills over

479
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: take it. Who are you? Who are you killing? What

480
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: the fuck? I was just rounding a corner. You swing

481
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: a sword at me, sir, So you're bleeding, you're bleeding

482
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: from your Oh god, oh I saw the whole thing.

483
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: I thought, if you need a witness, I saw you

484
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: come around a corner and oh god, what did he

485
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: look like? I don't know the enemies he's over there,

486
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: about twenty two ft away from you. He's still standing

487
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: there with a big smile on his face. He's starting

488
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: to run. I could kill with sword. I could give Chase.

489
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: I think I could catch him. That sword probably weighs.

490
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: It's so easy to get a sword in this town.

491
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: You want to help background checks, I'll give chase. If

492
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: you want to check on this guy, he could and

493
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: please call an ambulance. Oh god, nurse, we're gonna have

494
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: to operate on this man. But since he was struck

495
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: in such a odd way, as they say, we'll have

496
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 1: to operate equally as odd. And I'm going to go

497
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: into the next room, and I need you to try

498
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: to elongate and bend the scalpel so I can operate

499
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: him from the same way that he was stabbed. Right, Okay,

500
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: so why is no one in here with me? We're

501
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: around the corner, sir, We're around the corner. You'll be fine.

502
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: Where's the anesthesiologist, for fox sake, The anesthesiologists three buildings away, right,

503
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: So he's on his way in No, no, no, he's

504
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: going to work from three. But this man was struck

505
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: in such an odd way, we have to heal him

506
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: in an odd way. Okay, Well, you're still bading from

507
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: the gun. We understand, shouldn't we patch him up? We

508
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: get right in there with needle and thread. We're going

509
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: to scampl him open first. We're first. We're gonna open

510
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: him up even more, open him up more, the same

511
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: way you would with the what's something that's open that

512
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: you have to open more to? Really zipp zipper? Like

513
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: a zipper, you have to take it. Hey, welcome back. Um,

514
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: there's been new protocols. We have to new background checks now.

515
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you a couple of questions before

516
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: you get one of these sores, If that's cool with you.

517
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: I just want to get the same thing as you

518
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: sold me less time. There's are rules. I can't just

519
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: get the same I want another bb. I had to

520
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: drop it in the running moment. That happens a lot

521
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: a lot of people who buy the babies dropped them

522
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: and running. Um, A couple of questions here, are you

523
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: a bit yeah? Okay? Um? Have have you ever been

524
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: into a hand to hand combat situation? Oh? God, not

525
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: hand to hand? No? Wait? Were you ever picked on? Uh?

526
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: Huh okay yeah, certified bitch? Yeah? Okay, Um, so you

527
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: wanted the same one because we got a new one.

528
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: Oh my God, that one was really good, Like, what's

529
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: what's the new one? This is the Triple be. Now

530
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: only my boss has the key to open it. But um,

531
00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: if you want, you've passed the background check, can get him. Yeah,

532
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: I wanted. The last one was good, but there's a

533
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: new improvement to it. Problem was that it was hard

534
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: to run because it was so long. Most people just

535
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: drop it and run. That's the that's probably it's so expectedly. Yes,

536
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: I want the Triple B. Okay, uh sir? Yes, yes, yes, yes,

537
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: hold on just one second, hold on, just one He kisses,

538
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: He kisses for a long time, always kiss I'm halfway

539
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: done kissing you, darling, Hea. He loves to kiss. Do

540
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: you kiss anybody? Yeah? He kisses. I'd like to try

541
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: it though, are you know not mean interested? Oh? He's

542
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: almost done here and finished. Boss, we got somebody here

543
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: who wants to check out the Triple B. Now I

544
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: know it's secret, so I will leave. Did you do

545
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: a background check on this guy? Yes, sir, he's a

546
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: bit he's never been in a hand to hand combat before.

547
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: And the other one he was picked on, Yes, yes

548
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: he was he was. Okay, i'll leave you now if

549
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken. I saw your sallow cheeks in here earlier,

550
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: but they well, this one is really made for distance

551
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: and it's lightweight. The hilt is actually made out of billiam.

552
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: This not only goes around the corner. It reached down

553
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: an alley en up three stories to a building. Whoa, whoa,

554
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: hey babe, Sorry, sorry, I'm still on my way there.

555
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: I had to go to the emergency room. But I'll

556
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: tell you all about it later. They stitched me up

557
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: from twenty ft away. It was crazy. Are you going

558
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: to go up to the third floor or not? I'm

559
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: not holding this elevator forever for you. No, that that's fine.

560
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: I'm just finishing with my wife. I'll take the stairs.

561
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: Who is that hold the door? Holding the door? Hi?

562
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: Who's that weird? Though? I don't know, just some guy

563
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: at the hospital anyways, is the is that the hold

564
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: the door? Guy holding the door? Hi? I don't think

565
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: it's the original guy. It's another guy who's filling in,

566
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: I think anyway, Look, just tell everyone, tell everyone. I'm right.

567
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: You guys can go. You guys can go. Hey, Sorry,

568
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: I was just serving a few to the sandwiches, okay, Um,

569
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: Jim's got kids. Over with the pool again today. Anyway,

570
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in the lobby of catchphrase one on one

571
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: holding the door him. Anyway, I'm safely Yes, I love you, okay,

572
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: al right? Well, wow, boss, you sold him the triple B.

573
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: Huh I did? I've never seen that's a coward in

574
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: my life. Boss. Do you ever feel like maybe you're

575
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: responsible for some of the death in this neighborhood? Absolutely? Yes,

576
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,919
Speaker 1: Why do you want? I feel like I am nine

577
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: responsible for all the deaths of sword deaths? Yes, I

578
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: do like I feel that way. But you ever see

579
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: that movie about the Winchester mentioned the wife was crazy

580
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 1: and said that her husband had used the Winchester rifles

581
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: to kill people. My wife was building another room onto

582
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: our home right now. I'm afraid she's going insane from

583
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: my from the guilt of me killing people. Anyways, I

584
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 1: have to go out for a send, which now wait,

585
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: I know what that means. It's code for kissing. You're

586
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: gonna go kiss some more, Boss. You can't lose yourself

587
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: in all these kisses. You gotta you gotta, you gotta

588
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: stand up. So what you'll notice on your ride is

589
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: a stairway that leads up to a door and the

590
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: other side of that door as a brick wall. Mrs

591
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: Winchester was told by a psychic to keep expanding her

592
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: home in order to stay alive. I have a question

593
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: from the back. Yes, yes, a question there in the

594
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: red velvet hat. That's me, they call me, velvi Um.

595
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: Is the psychic still alive or did he die around

596
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: the time Miss Winchester or previous on the same day.

597
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 1: Do we know if you're a fan of a show

598
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: called Forensic File, Yeah, of course i am. A story

599
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: did come out about that very psychic whose husband was

600
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: a contractor and in cahoots and then the whole thing

601
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: was a plan to get Mrs Winchester to keep building.

602
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh that is that is interesting information. Thank you, Velvin,

603
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: Thanks you, Thank you, Velvie. Any other questions while we're

604
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: at this. Is that sword it's reaching around the corner

605
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 1: part of the tour or yes? That was the story

606
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 1: that Mrs Winchester purchased from a sortatorium in nineteen thirty one,

607
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: and she believed that the sword could poke uh, the

608
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: contractor when he was taking a break some of his career. Yes,

609
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: is that the original bitch Crest family bitch Crest Uh,

610
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: that is the third one, not the original. Sorry. Sorry,

611
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: you know the originals in a museum in San Carlos, California. Yeah,

612
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: that's mid Peninsula, San Carlos, California. Carlos, California, San Carlos, California, California.

613
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 1: From here, this is Gary Anthony Williams with the Midnight News.

614
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: Apparently a run on San Carlos has been made. People

615
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: are coming from all over America. Who sang Carlos California

616
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: as a young man here? Now I'm gonna try to

617
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: stop him. Excuse me, sir, sir, could you slow down

618
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: just I'll keep up with you running? Then, sir, why

619
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: why did you feel it necessary for you to come

620
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: to San Carlos, California. Well, finally we found the original

621
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: location of the Bitch Crest, the original family Bitch Crest,

622
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: and it is here. It's Carlos, It's Here's wives Midnight News,

623
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: Love you work. This is Chris Alvarado with the one

624
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: AM News. It breaks my heart to say that Gary

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Speaker 1: Anthony Williams, beloved anchor of the Gary Anthony Williams News

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Speaker 1: at Midnight, has died. He's died of a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Questions from the bag high questions from the back. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I see. I think I feel the tickle of your stash.

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Speaker 1: San Carlos, this is Craig Atkowski with your two AM News.

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, our one AM anchor has been fired. And

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Speaker 1: that was our show for today. Oh man, mommy, make

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Speaker 1: it stop. Oh gosh, bless us all um uh well,

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Speaker 1: thank you all very much for being here. Let's start

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Speaker 1: with Craig Atkowski. Craig, anything you want to share that

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Speaker 1: our listeners should know about anything at all. Yes, A

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Speaker 1: a little hobby of mine, is learning those English Old

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Speaker 1: English last names that are occupations. There's the obvious ones

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Speaker 1: like cook and baker and butcher. But a chandler is

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Speaker 1: a candlemaker. A fletcher is an arrowmaker. A Cooper is

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Speaker 1: a barrel maker. Oh I asked him. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: all of that right to us at AL commut his

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Speaker 1: about names that referred to occupations occupations christov Arando, thank

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Speaker 1: you for being here. What can you tell us? Gosh,

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you stuff like that, but I can

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Speaker 1: tell you that my wife Jessica Lowe has been on

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Speaker 1: the show before is her show Minx has premiered on

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Speaker 1: HBO Max. It's a big hit. Everyone loves it, and

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Speaker 1: might be in an episode coming up here soon. That's

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Speaker 1: one of the stars of Minx. That's one of the

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Speaker 1: stars of Minks. Everybody that's Jessica Lowe. Well, this week

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean much because who knows him? This airs. I

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Speaker 1: just want to say, check out Minks on HBO Max.

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Speaker 1: audio cameo? She charges for these now. Absolutely got in

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Speaker 1: the mail. Gary Anthony Williams, Swedish of cheeks Um, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for being here. It was this was

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Speaker 1: delivered black I did today No pressure. That was pretty nice. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Having Kpene actually with us. Yeah. And if anybody knows

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Speaker 1: April third Alchemy this live show at the West Side

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Speaker 1: Comedy Theater. It starts at eight pm. God knows when

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Speaker 1: it will end. Honestly, if we all really stick together,

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Speaker 1: of the night, but otherwise it will be like an

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Speaker 1: hour long show. Thank you for that and those of

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Speaker 1: you listening after April two. I'm sorry. Let's thank our

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Speaker 1: producer and engineer to the stars, Mr Doug Bane, the

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