Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: Today, we are going to be teaching you the simplest
Speaker 2: ways to attend, simple.
Speaker 1: Hacks to make your life smoother, more pleasurable, and exciting,
Speaker 1: because all you need in life is some pleasure and
Speaker 1: excitement to keep you going. That's why me and you
Speaker 1: were so lucky we have each other, because I'm pleasure,
Speaker 1: he's excitement.
Speaker 3: Help me.
Speaker 2: Were you gonna say something? Before we started? You were like,
Speaker 2: what was it saying? But you didn't say anything. You
Speaker 2: were just like whispering to yourself.
Speaker 3: I just thought about like something I sent my sister
Speaker 3: this morning, and I was like, what the fuck was
Speaker 3: that video? I send that? But then I looked at
Speaker 3: the thumbnail and saw what it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you saw, you saw.
Speaker 3: Saw that's my text and drawl coming out I draw.
Speaker 3: I saw that's all I got. Yeah, my pillow.
Speaker 1: Now you say pillow, right, pillow? I need a new
Speaker 1: mattress so bad. But what they don't tell you is
Speaker 1: those things are so expensive. That's what they don't tell you.
Speaker 1: See how everybody's like, oh, they don't tell you about
Speaker 1: taxes when you know they don't tell you that the
Speaker 1: reason your parents let you sleep on the same dusty
Speaker 1: ass mattress for twenty years of your life. Is because
Speaker 1: they literally cost way too fucking much money. Like there's
Speaker 1: no way they need to be costing.
Speaker 2: That much money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a seven hundred percent markup on all mattresses.
Speaker 3: And if you go into a mattress store and you're
Speaker 3: like all I have is four hundred dollars and it's
Speaker 3: a twelve hundred dollars mattress, they will probably take that deal.
Speaker 3: Like you can talk people down on mattresses like crazy,
Speaker 3: but I understand like the price of a mattress sometimes
Speaker 3: because I'm like, you literally spend half of your life
Speaker 3: on that thing, like invest in a good fucking mattress,
Speaker 3: like make sure you get good sleep.
Speaker 1: I literally can't get myself to do it, Like I
Speaker 1: would genuinely rather buy a pair of shoes, like expensive
Speaker 1: shoes than buy a new mattress, because you can't take
Speaker 1: the mattress and show the mattress off.
Speaker 3: Because you're a girl and you're like buying clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like my.
Speaker 1: Girlly instinct is just like, erg, how am I gonna
Speaker 1: get my nails and my hair done if I get
Speaker 1: a mattress?
Speaker 3: Shiny dope, shiny squirrel squirrel friends, you are my squirrel friend?
Speaker 3: Like what? Well?
Speaker 1: Also, last night before I went to bed, I like
Speaker 1: couldn't fall asleep, So I was doing something that I
Speaker 1: never do, which was looking through my DM replies and
Speaker 1: I never do this, but it set me on a
Speaker 1: spiral of like people seeing what people reply to. And
Speaker 1: there are certain stories that like every DM I opened,
Speaker 1: somebody had replied to that same picture. But one DM
Speaker 1: set I opened wasn't a reply to anything. It was
Speaker 1: just somebody who's been sending me workout videos for the
Speaker 1: past oh day, for the past year, has been sending
Speaker 1: me like like easy ways to work out at home.
Speaker 3: They bodied you. So yeah, I was fully body, that's
Speaker 3: fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Then okay, But then I thought, with my positive thinking,
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe this is somebody who just like
Speaker 1: you know how you like I'll send things to myself
Speaker 1: to my private account and like back and forth. So
Speaker 1: maybe that's just somebody doing that, Like they don't have
Speaker 1: a private account, so they're just like, this bitch is
Speaker 1: never going to see this shit. I'm just going to
Speaker 1: send what I want to save. But there is the
Speaker 1: same feature, so I don't know why she.
Speaker 3: Would Also maybe they were just saying like she needs
Speaker 3: to work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like not in like a mean way, but
Speaker 1: like I want you to live forever way exactly, and
Speaker 1: you should work out and keep your body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can spend anything to be positive. Why don't
Speaker 3: more people do that's just like make everything happy? Like
Speaker 3: everyone that bullies me in like the comments, like they're
Speaker 3: probably like thirty percent of those people that are being
Speaker 3: serious and like actually making fun of me. But I
Speaker 3: have this like delusional thought pattern where I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 3: they're like also in on their joke, Like there there
Speaker 3: were joking together, like it's fine. But then for some reason,
Speaker 3: when people like do that to me in person where
Speaker 3: they're like mean to like be a friend like me,
Speaker 3: and I don't know how to explain it, it literally
Speaker 3: freaks me the fuck out, and I'm like, whoa, this
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 1: I think it's especially when it's like somebody who's not
Speaker 1: in our like close circle doing that.
Speaker 2: It's like why are you attacking me? Like why are
Speaker 2: you literally attacking me in my livelihood?
Speaker 1: Like you actually fucking hate me and you have some
Speaker 1: weird thing about me behind closed doors.
Speaker 2: But because that's like a funny girl. Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 3: We just have weird, funny things of people behind closed doors.
Speaker 4: Did I tell you the thing that happened to me
Speaker 4: in New York? It was like two trips ago. I
Speaker 4: think it was outside of something that we DJed when
Speaker 4: we were DJing shit and this girl came up and
Speaker 4: she was like, what's up, you stupid stinky bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh I think you did tell us this that. She
Speaker 2: was just like, it's.
Speaker 4: Like what and she was like, oh uh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I just like that's what they do to you on
Speaker 4: the podcast. So I just was and then we just
Speaker 4: had like a normal conversation after that. But I was like,
Speaker 4: got so destabilized and you.
Speaker 2: Had to rewire her brain.
Speaker 1: It's literally it's because we like wire people's brains incorrectly
Speaker 1: with this fucking podcast. So people think it's normal to
Speaker 1: go up to other people and be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: fucking weird freak bitch, and that's not the way you
Speaker 1: should be talking to Like, that's just simply.
Speaker 3: That's how we talk to each other, and that's okay. Actually,
Speaker 3: you know what I've been thinking about is like, literally,
Speaker 3: how you are the most lovely, like kind person I've
Speaker 3: ever met. You're just so genuine.
Speaker 2: You have not been thinking about that. There's no way
Speaker 2: you've been sitting there.
Speaker 3: I just like I was just deep into thought thinking
Speaker 3: about that, Like.
Speaker 1: Just now, are you trying to like tell me that
Speaker 1: you were sitting on your iPhone in your room doing that?
Speaker 1: Drew does Drew in the way he uses his phone
Speaker 1: actually freaks me out. And what he buys on the
Speaker 1: internet freaks me out. We are living in an age
Speaker 1: where you could buy anything you could ever wish on
Speaker 1: your iPhone, and Drew sits on there and buys like
Speaker 1: fucking weird germs that live in the sea that like
Speaker 1: turn blue when you shake them, and fucking candy.
Speaker 2: It's not even gonna show because it's daytime, but.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna show them.
Speaker 2: Like in daytime, it's literally just a glass of water.
Speaker 3: Okay, So these are fuck I literally forgot the name.
Speaker 3: They're not Dietamacious, they're d fuck what are they called? Dinoflagellites?
Speaker 3: And of course they're the ship. They're basically like they
Speaker 3: go up onto the shore every once in a while,
Speaker 3: and like it's the blue glow that you see like
Speaker 3: in the wave break or you see like people wading
Speaker 3: through the water, and they react to water movement, so
Speaker 3: that's why they glow. It's like an evolutionary trait like
Speaker 3: either like I don't know what it's for, if it's
Speaker 3: to like scare predators away, or if it's to like
Speaker 3: reproduce and find babies or find people to have sex with.
Speaker 3: But they fucking put them in a jar and you
Speaker 3: can like have them just sitting on your fucking countertop
Speaker 3: and they just sit in the sun because they're on
Speaker 3: a day cycle. They absorbed the sunlight and then after
Speaker 3: a week of just like chilling in the sun, they'll
Speaker 3: like kind of like glow if you shake the thing.
Speaker 3: And also you can like keep them for as long
Speaker 3: as possible because you just put the food and the
Speaker 3: nutrients in there and they just like chill.
Speaker 1: So he has invisible pets, that's what he's well, no,
Speaker 1: you can kind of visible.
Speaker 2: Pets kind of just looks like backwash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it looks like your toothbrush cup.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So these are the loves. These are the loves
Speaker 3: of my life. And I replaced my praying mantis. Go gi,
Speaker 3: rest in peace.
Speaker 2: Who don't know about your dead bug.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that that you killed. I know,
Speaker 3: I come to the conclusion that she got jealous. That's
Speaker 3: really actually.
Speaker 2: Here's my theory.
Speaker 1: My hypothesis is Drew accidentally killed that bug because you
Speaker 1: took it out in the most toxic environment ever. You
Speaker 1: took it out in a fucking California parking lot and
Speaker 1: it flew around summer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I thought that was yours got lost because
Speaker 3: they were like, that's not gonna fly for another one live.
Speaker 1: Like longer than yours are.
Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, a lot longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just a bad father, and you should take
Speaker 1: that into account when you think of you're producing with somebody,
Speaker 1: because you definitely should not have kids.
Speaker 3: Oh damn no, I think genuinely what happened was they
Speaker 3: sold me like a dying one, yeah, like an older one,
Speaker 3: and they just were like trying to get rid of
Speaker 3: it because I did get it on sale one and
Speaker 3: it was like the end of the day and two
Speaker 3: and three. I think it was like way more like
Speaker 3: developed than they even they knew, or they let on, Yeah,
Speaker 3: let me on to.
Speaker 2: Know, because like a immediately shed when it got.
Speaker 3: In the house too, or Kai is sniffing his armpits
Speaker 3: like crazy that's you know.
Speaker 1: I usually I'll make fun of him, but I can
Speaker 1: condone that because i'd rather, you know, if you stink
Speaker 1: like doo dooo dog shit.
Speaker 2: New and fix it. So I'm just kind of, well,
Speaker 2: what's the Yeah, we'll believe it because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, it's.
Speaker 2: Oh no you.
Speaker 4: Oh you, but I'm using a different string.
Speaker 3: Is it aluminum free?
Speaker 4: It's aluminum.
Speaker 3: We need to put aluminum back in the ideodorant. I
Speaker 3: knew I smelled something when you walked in the room.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what it was, but now I know.
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna say did it smell good? No?
Speaker 4: Why would it like it didn't smell it was getting.
Speaker 2: They get compliments ki to me, they get silence.
Speaker 3: To me, it smelled good, likely like your pheromones or not.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's coming from a sexual place and you
Speaker 1: should write that down.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we all know how I can't read like
Speaker 3: that is like a real thing. I don't know how
Speaker 3: to read. Like you should see me do the ad read,
Speaker 3: which like maybe we'll add like a clip of me
Speaker 3: like doing an ad read where I like try to
Speaker 3: get the same thing thirty six times a row. But
Speaker 3: it just like I freaked the funk out because I literally.
Speaker 1: Literally everyone needs to evacuate the room. Yeah, mine, Drew
Speaker 1: has to read something out loud.
Speaker 3: My eyes Like what happens is my eyes read the
Speaker 3: words way too quickly and my mouth can't light.
Speaker 2: So you're just too smart to be able to see.
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly, No, I just can't focus on the one
Speaker 3: thing at hand. Well, I found this new method of
Speaker 3: reading called bionic reading, and it highlights the first half
Speaker 3: of the word.
Speaker 1: Because I think that was the thing that Bella Thorne
Speaker 1: literally talked about on Disney And I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 3: It highlights the first half of the word, or bolds
Speaker 3: the first three letters. And I swear to god, it
Speaker 3: was like I put on like those seeing color glasses,
Speaker 3: like for the first time that logan Paul had like
Speaker 3: a meltdown with like people who don't see color.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, he pretended like he couldn't see right, I
Speaker 1: don't think I think he actually might have been color blind.
Speaker 2: Oh what did he get it fixed?
Speaker 3: Because now he maybe he just exists as a color
Speaker 3: blind person because you can live when there's like different varyings.
Speaker 3: I mean, but I read this one morning laying in
Speaker 3: my bed, and I read it out loud to myself
Speaker 3: because I was like, there's no way this works. And
Speaker 3: it genuinely like made me tear up because I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? I can like actually read this, like
Speaker 3: all the way through.
Speaker 1: Reading that out loud, even alone, because reading out loud
Speaker 1: alone is really embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Well, I just needed to see if it worked, because
Speaker 3: that's my problem. I can read inside my head, but
Speaker 3: I cannot read or it's hard for me to come imprehend.
Speaker 3: But when I have to speak out loud when I'm
Speaker 3: reading something, everything goes wrong. Everything goes wrong.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you give us an example.
Speaker 4: Read it.
Speaker 3: But if I fuck up like that, you.
Speaker 2: Do really really good.
Speaker 1: And then what if you do so good that somebody
Speaker 1: hits us up and they're like, we need you to
Speaker 1: be the next host of the Grand Spelling Bee, And
Speaker 1: then you're just like wow in the grammar world.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll try the without it, and then i'll do
Speaker 3: it with. Yeah, bionic reading is a new method facilitating
Speaker 3: the reading process. Okay, I'm doing the one with because
Speaker 3: I know it already. It's it's it's a failed experiment
Speaker 3: because I already did it, Like I already know what's
Speaker 3: coming next, like I know how it's gonna go, like
Speaker 3: you know the.
Speaker 1: Words, but sometimes I can mess you up even more
Speaker 1: because then you think you know the words, because that
Speaker 1: fucks me up when I'm like reading something out loud
Speaker 1: or like candied, like it's like okay, like here's a script,
Speaker 1: and then I say it right the first time or
Speaker 1: what I think is right, and someone's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you added a word, and it's because I was like
Speaker 1: I already know.
Speaker 2: This, and then I always add like a filler word.
Speaker 3: M All right, let's try let's tryl be scared. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna really try hard.
Speaker 1: Now you literally know how Bella felt on those fucking Disneys. No,
Speaker 1: it's true they paid her for those extra apps because like,
Speaker 1: why were they.
Speaker 2: Doing that to her?
Speaker 3: They like ruined her, they like slandered her.
Speaker 1: Though they like made her the poster child when she
Speaker 1: was just supposed to be like an actress in a show,
Speaker 1: like she was the poster child for dyslexia.
Speaker 2: She had to have been paid.
Speaker 3: For that, though, I probably. I mean, those Disney contracts
Speaker 3: are fucking horrifying. I know, like they're really really scary.
Speaker 3: But okay, reading is a new method facilitating the reading
Speaker 3: process by guiding eyes through text with artificial fixation points.
Speaker 3: As a result, the reader is only focusing on a
Speaker 3: highlighted initial letter and lets the brain center complete the word.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good, like y'all, Yes, someone made a Google
Speaker 3: Chrome extension, but like y'all have seen weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ionic reading is a new method facilitating the reading.
Speaker 2: Well, I can just read.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it was actually very impressive that we
Speaker 3: need to get the add coffees.
Speaker 1: I know you don't have literally a meltdown and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 4: That was really sexy seeing you read the sentence thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I looked at the logan Paul thing and it said
Speaker 4: that he did kind of fake it. It was a
Speaker 4: quote it says, I wanted to create an amazing story,
Speaker 4: an amazing piece of content that shows what it meant
Speaker 4: to be color blind. Just like any storyteller, I exaggerated
Speaker 4: my reactions. I did not lie. What I did was embellish.
Speaker 1: That's basically yeah, that's just me when I lie.
Speaker 2: That's literally me.
Speaker 1: Anytime I read a joke off of TikTok to somebody,
Speaker 1: I always add embellishments. To it because I'm like embarrass
Speaker 1: because I'm like, what if they don't think this is funny?
Speaker 1: And I basically changed the joke when I'm reading it out,
Speaker 1: and then the person usually laughs with the card and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, well I actually made that joke, so
Speaker 2: now do you ever do that?
Speaker 1: I get really embarrassed to read things I find funny
Speaker 1: on my iPhone, so I just fake it and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this wasn't as funny as like I thought it was,
Speaker 1: so then I like I add I added little to it.
Speaker 3: I just read whatever comes on my iPhone out loud
Speaker 3: wherever I am at any moment, Like if something funny
Speaker 3: like a funny tweet pops up like Oryan's the same way,
Speaker 3: We'll just like see it and read it out loud
Speaker 3: and just say it and make everybody laugh and then
Speaker 3: keep scrolling until the next one comes up, like it's
Speaker 3: crazy I.
Speaker 2: Read deleted TikTok oh.
Speaker 1: But also that the dyslexic thing came up because last
Speaker 1: night I saw a YouTube video that was like a
Speaker 1: dyslexia test, and he was like, obviously this isn't the
Speaker 1: way to like know, you should go to a professional,
Speaker 1: but this is the test that a lot of professionals use,
Speaker 1: and I think it was like some number like ninety
Speaker 1: four percent of people who like go in to take
Speaker 1: it usually come out the other end and are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually do have like a minor form of dyslexia,
Speaker 1: because I think it's like way more common than people realize.
Speaker 1: But then as I was watching it, I was like, man,
Speaker 1: it's crazy how there's so much gray area to everything,
Speaker 1: because he was like, yeah, you know, and my dad
Speaker 1: still has a hard time spelling things, so I definitely
Speaker 1: think like, and he hasn't been tested, but I think
Speaker 1: I got it from him. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad too. But my dad literally.
Speaker 2: Taught himself English, so I don't think he counts like
Speaker 2: my dad the way.
Speaker 1: If someone's all the way my dad text, it would
Speaker 1: be crazy.
Speaker 2: But I understand it. But it's literally because.
Speaker 3: It's ever seen.
Speaker 2: It's like it's saying. Because also, if you hear my
Speaker 2: dad talk like, he does not sound like that.
Speaker 1: I also think it's part of laziness. Like the way
Speaker 1: my dad text, it's fully like laziness.
Speaker 3: It's just giving Dad core. Like Dad's text messages are
Speaker 3: like literally the worst, like most offensive, like soulless, emotionless
Speaker 3: thing you can ever receive on your life. And I
Speaker 3: think that's it.
Speaker 2: Always feels like he's angry at me. When we're texting.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, my dad literally says kay, and like
Speaker 3: he doesn't realize that that's like actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad says okay. He goes, how are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I said good and you, And then I said
Speaker 1: I need that hoodie because he sent me a picture
Speaker 1: of this girl wearing a hoodie said if you heard
Speaker 1: anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave
Speaker 1: me the fuck alone. And my dad's all that and
Speaker 1: thought of to me. I was like, I need that hoodie.
Speaker 1: He's like, he goes, goo, are you in New York?
Speaker 1: I just made the tuna salad e phil oof really good? What?
Speaker 1: I think he has the Spanish keyboard keyboard on two
Speaker 1: so and I think it's he does have autocorrect on
Speaker 1: for like the or the predicted words on for Spanish.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure as he's typing, it always gives a
Speaker 1: replacement and he's like strus fighting his keyboard to type
Speaker 1: in English. Yes, I worked in home, we are good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He I think it is definitely out of laziness
Speaker 2: because if you heard my dad talk read but also
Speaker 2: I'm like delusional and I don't think my dad has
Speaker 2: an accent, but everybody who meets him is like that
Speaker 2: man fully has an act by.
Speaker 3: An accent, but it's like it's it's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not like the craziest thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if you heard him talk, you wouldn't think
Speaker 1: these were his text messages. I think he just doesn't
Speaker 1: want to They don't dn it to you think it's finished.
Speaker 2: That's one of his texts. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: Hi, hi note ihow remember that you had payment on it.
Speaker 1: They don't dn it to you Like that's I'm saying,
Speaker 1: they don't send it to you until it's finished. And
Speaker 1: he said, they don't dne it to you until it's finished.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me check a text for my dad. Okay,
Speaker 4: you're no.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: He sent me a picture of a tesla and he said,
Speaker 4: isn't this so slay Elon Musk is literally mother.
Speaker 2: He did not say that, bitch.
Speaker 3: All right, let's see what my dad.
Speaker 1: I was like, Well, your dad is like so interconnected
Speaker 1: into your life and wanting to understand what you do
Speaker 1: that he's like he's learning. He's learning the language of
Speaker 1: the podcast. Like ay I it's like, hey, I.
Speaker 2: Trying to learn.
Speaker 3: My dad says, you aren't in gay bitch.
Speaker 2: No, wait, let me see. Oh my god, dud, that's
Speaker 2: fucked up.
Speaker 4: That's not We're gonna have to cut that.
Speaker 3: Like he's I hope you die. See it's like funny shit.
Speaker 4: Like that, like where that's not funny.
Speaker 3: No, it's like your dad's being like a full sentence. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like cold and soulless, like you know, like but
Speaker 3: it's like chill.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's chill.
Speaker 3: I think that's you will burn in hell with the
Speaker 3: rest of them. I don't know who them is. No,
Speaker 3: I think he's, oh, this one's just die die, Die,
Speaker 3: Die die. He's he's referencing Wendy Williams death to all
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't think he is. I think you need to
Speaker 4: have a sit down with your dad.
Speaker 3: Figure figures well, anytime I try to talk to him,
Speaker 3: he's like, I gotta go to work, and like, you
Speaker 3: never I've never seen him. I haven't seen him in
Speaker 3: like ten years, for longer than like eight seconds.
Speaker 1: Wait, but I literally hung out with him for a
Speaker 1: long time, but I guess you were outside the whole time.
Speaker 2: Damn, I didn't even realize that. Yeah, he was avoiding you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very avoidant, but like it's in like a fun,
Speaker 3: playful hide and see.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because he kept he would be like, hey,
Speaker 2: like literally, let me know when Drew's coming back in
Speaker 2: because I gotta go.
Speaker 3: Why would you not tell me that?
Speaker 1: Well, because I felt like I was imposing, Like what
Speaker 1: am I supposed to be? Like, no, you're my friend,
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm his friend too because he's lit.
Speaker 3: Dude, My dad is such a psycho, like like genuinely
Speaker 3: a psycho, because like he gave Enya and O'Ryan money
Speaker 3: like for their flights home, Like.
Speaker 2: When are me and O Ryan's flights were literally free?
Speaker 2: Basically yeah, he's points.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was like give this to them and
Speaker 3: I was like, no, they're not gonna take this. They
Speaker 3: don't want this, like stop and he was like, well,
Speaker 3: I like paid for like families flights and I was like,
Speaker 3: you didn't pay for my fucking flight, Like what are
Speaker 3: you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like, well, you're not a girl, so you should technically
Speaker 1: be able to just like cover for yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I have a wonderful relationship with my father. Okay, although
Speaker 3: that was a joke, and I love my dad very
Speaker 3: much and he loves me back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would say that if I was
Speaker 2: lying too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you're covering up for him.
Speaker 3: I know I have. Yeah. Can you guys hold my
Speaker 3: father accountable? Please? He doesn't give me the love I deserve.
Speaker 1: We are so lucky because we love our peapas, our papas.
Speaker 2: You're my Oh my god, you're drinking on the job.
Speaker 2: What you're drinking on the job.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not. There's a paper bag.
Speaker 2: Wow that does it cover that you're drinking on the job?
Speaker 4: Wow, it's in this bag.
Speaker 3: Open it. This is the third time he's drink on
Speaker 3: the job, are you Why would you lie? Why would
Speaker 3: you lie? We said it's alcohol, you said no, it's just.
Speaker 4: Noticed the crack of the cues because he.
Speaker 2: Was the loudest down on the planet.
Speaker 4: Loud cra I've just been stressed out, you know, like.
Speaker 3: It's literally nine am.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's like so fucking early.
Speaker 3: Is this even your first one? Because you were acting
Speaker 3: a little weird.
Speaker 2: And you did smell really bad.
Speaker 4: My third one doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 2: Well, hurry up and finish it, because like.
Speaker 3: I try to help, We try to help, and he
Speaker 3: just attacks us. Is he grabbing another one? I know
Speaker 3: he's not grabbing another one.
Speaker 4: Grabbing another one? Oh my god, that's my last one.
Speaker 3: So I actually want to try that seven.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm literally been over analyzing you too much recently. Why
Speaker 1: I've been watching every body movement of yours for the
Speaker 1: past like three weeks, and it's so you need to
Speaker 1: crack up.
Speaker 3: Actually, this is actually really good.
Speaker 2: Really yummy.
Speaker 1: It's like sweet this Now this seems like this weird
Speaker 1: fucking ad.
Speaker 3: For we'll blur it. I never said, yeah, that's a heina.
Speaker 4: Can Yeah damn, I haven't had like a straight up
Speaker 4: beerd so long.
Speaker 2: Okay, when I'm lying, you're literally fucked up.
Speaker 3: You had three already. Wait, what's that screaming?
Speaker 2: That's just like them keeping her in the room.
Speaker 3: And hiding him in the base. Move everybody else.
Speaker 4: Drunk episode?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we do want to do a drunk episode
Speaker 3: really really badly.
Speaker 2: Oh like that, just take the beach to me, like
Speaker 2: I should be at the beach. That one that's like
Speaker 2: not the normal one though.
Speaker 4: What is like I think it's the light one.
Speaker 2: Oh, it literally is.
Speaker 1: Right right, Okay, well your mom stinks.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: We were at a meeting with our merch company and
Speaker 1: we were like just talking about like random ship and
Speaker 1: six nine came up and we were talking about how
Speaker 1: six nine used to wear those like big ass, stupid
Speaker 1: fucking outfits with the big words on it, and Drew
Speaker 1: was standing it was like you look it up, like
Speaker 1: I need to show them what I'm talking about, Like,
Speaker 1: you know when six and I would have like pussy
Speaker 1: and like HIV like on his clothes.
Speaker 3: This big six', Nine, WELL i literally just googled in
Speaker 3: front of all of. THEM i just googled sixty nine
Speaker 3: pussy and THEN i went to the photos because, like oh,
Speaker 3: yeah that's gonna come. Up, no, literally, hardcore, nasty, fucking
Speaker 3: gross ass sixty nine porn came up all over my
Speaker 3: phone and it was so, humiliating but they all like
Speaker 3: laughed about.
Speaker 1: It it's literally the funniest Thing i've ever, Seen, like
Speaker 1: why was that the funniest ten minutes of my life
Speaker 1: was looking at those pictures of.
Speaker 3: Him because it's fucking. Psycho it's literally the craziest Shit
Speaker 3: i've ever. Seen and they also just have LIKE i don't,
Speaker 3: know it's just it's really. Funny and then also sixty
Speaker 3: nine getting his ass beat and jumped in an other's.
Speaker 4: No AND i feel LIKE i knew intuitively that he's
Speaker 4: gotten his ass kicked.
Speaker 3: Before, recently he got jumped in AN la fitness like
Speaker 3: coming out of the sauna.
Speaker 2: In, miami and he was in his boxer briefs and
Speaker 2: it's really.
Speaker 1: Embarrassing yeahn and he kids jumped and beat the fuck.
Speaker 1: Up and then some little, kid it sounds like a
Speaker 1: younger kid is, Like i'm a really big, fan, bro
Speaker 1: and is literally filming.
Speaker 2: Him walking away from getting.
Speaker 3: GET i think he filmed it.
Speaker 4: Too, yeah he.
Speaker 2: Filmed like him getting jumped and it was.
Speaker 4: Awesome she like went, away like it's isn't he not
Speaker 4: even in jail?
Speaker 1: Anymore did he got out because he had asthma because
Speaker 1: OF Covid WHEN covid, hit he got let out early
Speaker 1: and got put on probation or house arrest because of.
Speaker 1: Asthmask so he literally just had the luckiest setup. Ever but,
Speaker 1: like what is your luck if you're literally like On
Speaker 1: everybody's uh death like.
Speaker 3: List, yeah it's the opposite of dick. Riding it's like
Speaker 3: dick riding in the opposite direction where you, jumped you. Don't,
Speaker 3: yeah it's like someone you don't know you jump for
Speaker 3: being a. Snitch like that is crazy person.
Speaker 1: Behavior, yeah, no it is, insane but it makes for
Speaker 1: awesome content and we should keep it.
Speaker 4: Going that guy is so different from, Me, like could
Speaker 4: not be more different six.', NINE yeah i like see
Speaker 4: that Guy and, i'm like we have such, different lives
Speaker 4: it could not be.
Speaker 1: More different i'm so Embarrassed because i'm wearing an orange
Speaker 1: jacket next to this fucking stupid orange thing, behind me
Speaker 1: AND now i just Feel like i'm one big.
Speaker 2: Message and this.
Speaker 3: Orange, Thing yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm just blending in and It's like i'm a Ghost
Speaker 1: and i'm.
Speaker 2: Fading, Away well.
Speaker 3: I'm Wearing my muchacha shirt that is getting too small
Speaker 3: for Me because i'm filling out into my man Figure
Speaker 3: and i'm getting stronger, and BIGGER and i just. LOOK
Speaker 3: good i haven't worked out in like a month and
Speaker 3: a half.
Speaker 2: ME either i just have a gym MEMBERSHIP so i
Speaker 2: could look.
Speaker 4: At, IT yeah i just went to the gym today
Speaker 4: for the first time in. Three, weeks though you woke up.
Speaker 3: HELL early.
Speaker 4: I know i've been waking up at. Seven am that's.
Speaker 1: So lit why do you think it was from Being
Speaker 1: In new york for?
Speaker 4: So, long, yeah WELL when i, GOT back i, Was
Speaker 4: like i'm just gonna, weaponize This and i've just been
Speaker 4: like waking up at seven that's actually.
Speaker 2: So SAD well i couldn't. Do that but my earliest
Speaker 2: is like nine am is like my wake. Up Earliest
Speaker 2: but i've been going to sleep hella EARLY that i.
Speaker 2: Will say last night was.
Speaker 1: THE latest i went to Sleep in it was like,
Speaker 1: one Am but i've been sleeping at. Like, twelve also
Speaker 1: being the nail biter in, a relationship it was the
Speaker 1: most traumatizing thing that ever happened, To me like like
Speaker 1: being the one who bites, My nails like there's nothing
Speaker 1: more awful than being the nail bier and having to
Speaker 1: be with somebody.
Speaker 2: Who's like stop stop like that like that is. My
Speaker 2: trauma that's.
Speaker 1: My story and any other, nail biters if you're in
Speaker 1: a relationship and you're the, nail bier you know EXACTLY what. I, mean,
Speaker 1: like Well now i'm gonna bite my nail.
Speaker 2: Even, more well now this shit, tastes Good so i'm gonna.
Speaker 3: FUCKING eatther, i mean fingernails do taste good, as FUCK
Speaker 3: and i don't give. A fuck so does. The skin
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 1: SO yummy i think this skin tastes, really good but not.
Speaker 2: The nails like.
Speaker 3: After you bite the nail and then you like. Smell,
Speaker 3: it oh that. SHIT hits i.
Speaker 1: Think you just like the smell of your own breath
Speaker 1: Because that i've never UNDERSTODD because i don't think my
Speaker 1: nails would smell the same coming out.
Speaker 3: Of, my mouth like burnt rubber and. Like tires there's
Speaker 3: someone out there that knows Exactly what i'm. Talking about
Speaker 3: i'm being, very vulnerable so.
Speaker 1: Much friction to your nail that you're literally causing like
Speaker 1: a little bit of a. Burn.
Speaker 3: Smell, YEAH sorry i was looking for this photo, to
Speaker 3: SHOW but i literally can't, find it so we'll just.
Speaker 3: Move on.
Speaker 2: No one was.
Speaker 1: Are? You?
Speaker 2: Okay? Hey hey where'd you? Gom?
Speaker 3: Here yeah we shouldn't be. Doing this we really shouldn't Be, doing.
Speaker 2: No, we shouldn't but we should because it feels.
Speaker 3: So natural we shouldn't BE do i like that.
Speaker 1: You're natural and you're not like those other girls and
Speaker 1: all filled up, with, Nasty.
Speaker 3: Nasty shut the. FUCK up i like that you're like
Speaker 3: not like the, other girls and you don't like put
Speaker 3: cake icing on, your face, and.
Speaker 2: LIKE yeah i like that you're not like the. Other
Speaker 2: girls and you're not like in like a tight like
Speaker 2: little dress and just like showing off, Like whatever like
Speaker 2: you're not like.
Speaker 3: A skin i like that you're not like the, other
Speaker 3: girls and like you don't wear tampons or periods and
Speaker 3: like have. That ship, OH no i.
Speaker 2: Have That so, i'm, LIKE no i, get that Then
Speaker 2: what what's what's wrong?
Speaker 1: With that that is like FULLY like i need to.
Speaker 1: Get THAT if, i didn't then that would be like
Speaker 1: a sign.
Speaker 4: Of trouble you don't have to. Get that you're being
Speaker 4: gasolt into thinking that you have to.
Speaker 2: Get, that, YEAH no i think y'all are like trying
Speaker 2: to gas like me into. THINKING that.
Speaker 3: I okay the fact that you even get that and
Speaker 3: around me. Is, crazy yeah.
Speaker 4: It's weird it's really.
Speaker 1: You find that most times when you're with, a woman
Speaker 1: you are such a stress in. Her life you off put.
Speaker 3: Her, period yeah that's like what.
Speaker 4: Men do i've never don anyone who gets.
Speaker 3: A period it's like the, same Ideas Like ben shapira,
Speaker 3: saying like my wife never, gets wet like when we,
Speaker 3: Have sex like that's not, a thing such. A, legendary
Speaker 3: yeah like it's so. Dead, ass yes he was being
Speaker 3: dead serious and he, was like my wife doesn't get
Speaker 3: wet when we. Have sex there's she has like something
Speaker 3: wrong with, her basically and like everyone, was, like no
Speaker 3: like she's just not physically attracted, to You and i'm
Speaker 3: sorry THAT'S what i do, and.
Speaker 2: Saying, oh okay. THAT'S good i mean at least he's
Speaker 2: not alone because.
Speaker 1: With periods, oh yeah you just caused them so much
Speaker 1: stress and anguish that you like literally stop.
Speaker 2: Their siting. M m that's KIND of, i mean.
Speaker 3: Honestly psychonic they should.
Speaker 2: Be, THINKING yeah i, need that like kind of you.
Speaker 3: Want me to really go HARD because i can. Go
Speaker 3: HARD oh i can make your life a. Living hell oh, My,
Speaker 3: god no like you're literally.
Speaker 2: Scaring, me, Okay.
Speaker 1: Right, Hell dude i've Been watching drew so closely and he,
Speaker 1: literally like you MOVE like i, don't know sometimes you
Speaker 1: move around. Fast, animatronic yeah like an animatronic or like,
Speaker 1: you know when you're playing sims and unless you hit,
Speaker 1: a button they don't do anything in their standing, Really
Speaker 1: still like sometimes when you, move around you look like
Speaker 1: you just got the action sent to, your brain like
Speaker 1: so you have to immediately.
Speaker 2: Do it do you Know what?
Speaker 1: I'm saying like you never slowly get into gear to
Speaker 1: move you just.
Speaker 3: Like like you move like too fast after being stagnant.
Speaker 2: For, too long and that's why you're always. Almost, fainting yeah.
Speaker 3: THAT'S it i was just about to bring. That up
Speaker 3: my mom is Always like I'm when I'm, IN texas,
Speaker 3: i LIKE guess i stand up, too fast and, She's,
Speaker 3: like drew you have to stand, up slower like you're
Speaker 3: going to pass out. In Faint and, i'm, LIKE yeah,
Speaker 3: I know i've like literally it's happened like several times just.
Speaker 3: Being here, she's like just stand, up SLOWER and i
Speaker 3: like physically can't make myself.
Speaker 1: Do, it no it's literally because there's a little like
Speaker 1: robot in your like chest probably that's like moving things
Speaker 1: around and like.
Speaker 3: Get up. Yeah, EXACTLY also i have like weird breathing
Speaker 3: like habits WHERE when i, Stand up, i'll.
Speaker 2: Like yeah when your throat is abused for too much
Speaker 2: of your life that.
Speaker 3: Usually, happened, Yeah, yeah NO when i, STAND up i
Speaker 3: like hold my BREATH like i LIKE and i also
Speaker 3: just hold my breath for like just random amounts of
Speaker 3: TIMES where i was just, LIKE hold i, don't know it's. Really,
Speaker 3: WEIRD no i actually did three and a half minutes at. The,
Speaker 3: CHATEAU really i Swear, TO god i can do it. Right, now.
Speaker 3: YEAH exactly i held it in.
Speaker 1: REALLY deep i probably did TOO when i was too
Speaker 1: HIGH and i.
Speaker 2: Couldn't breathe so you're not the only.
Speaker 3: One out, May help, May OUT may?
Speaker 1: I again On My getting Scared and, HIGH journey i
Speaker 1: got so high we Binge watched RuPaul's, jag RACE and
Speaker 1: i FELT like i was living in a.
Speaker 2: Different, planet yeah.
Speaker 3: That show watching it high is literally the craziest thing
Speaker 3: you can do to. Your brain it is so like
Speaker 3: it just is. Sensory overload it feels like it's from,
Speaker 3: an alien, extraterrestrial planet like everything.
Speaker 2: Is, on purpose like makes things.
Speaker 3: So, weird yeah and like when you're high, watching it
Speaker 3: like you kind of, realize that like this show kind,
Speaker 3: Of SUCKS like i can't, explain it like the editing
Speaker 3: of the show or something about it kind, of sucks
Speaker 3: and it's literally JUST like i haven't this isn't, my
Speaker 3: joke but like it's Literally just coco melon. For adults like,
Speaker 3: the colors like the, flashing lights the, sound effects like
Speaker 3: the little, ad libs like all of it is just
Speaker 3: like engineered to like seep into your brain and like not.
Speaker 3: Come out like. It's crazy like.
Speaker 2: It's so awesome because it is the best and worst.
Speaker 1: Thing, ever yeah it's the best thing ever because all
Speaker 1: the queens, on it especially this this was such a.
Speaker 3: Good season, was wild.
Speaker 2: But it's the worst show ever because, it's like what?
Speaker 2: Is happening just what? Is happening the way it's edited is.
Speaker 1: So crazy it genuinely FELT like i was being put in.
Speaker 1: A room was it called when they like show shows
Speaker 1: two audiences to get a reaction to see.
Speaker 2: If they need to.
Speaker 3: Change, anything okay not a, CASE study i know what.
Speaker 2: You're, talking yeah so it felt.
Speaker 1: Like THAT but i was visiting this planet and they
Speaker 1: were trying to show me like, what's like what's happening on?
Speaker 2: This WORLD and i just, was like whoa also?
Speaker 3: Is HAPPENING all i know is y'all gotta stop being
Speaker 3: mean to. The villain queens when they actually are brave
Speaker 3: enough to be the villains, like publicly like in your,
Speaker 3: friend group like talk, your shit but like we need
Speaker 3: villain queens to make this. Shit interesting and that's why
Speaker 3: this season was so fun was because there were a
Speaker 3: bunch of, mean bitches but you can't be mean to
Speaker 3: them publicly or everyone's gonna be afraid to be. The
Speaker 3: villain like we need villains MAKE.
Speaker 1: Good tv and that's why everybody like decides to be
Speaker 1: a villain.
Speaker 2: Is because it makes good to.
Speaker 1: You, exactly ALSO all i can think about is there's
Speaker 1: this one like part in the Season Where rue paul
Speaker 1: goes like it was when one of the queens was
Speaker 1: crying over their Life and rude.
Speaker 2: Just goes and you, deserve it like about like them
Speaker 2: having a, good life but It's like rude just looks like.
Speaker 1: A robot rue this special emotions or movements like you.
Speaker 3: Deserve it at, This point RuPaul genuinely might be artificial
Speaker 3: INTELLIGENCE like, ai generated because like he is also like
Speaker 3: actually eight hundred and seventy six, years old and not
Speaker 3: enough people talk about that is the Fact that RuPaul
Speaker 3: is eight hundred and seventy six years old and just,
Speaker 3: a VAMPIRE but i think he actually might.
Speaker 1: Have, passed yeah and they made, a ROAD but i genuinely,
Speaker 1: think that like at the end, of episode somebody unlocks
Speaker 1: a big we being at the back at the back
Speaker 1: Of ru paul's back and like hits buttons and turns.
Speaker 3: Them off remember when we convinced our friend that they
Speaker 3: were a robot and that they glitched in. The ocean
Speaker 3: we had a buddy and where were we Were? In,
Speaker 3: miami yeah we all went to the beach, And like
Speaker 3: i'm not gonna mention this person, by name but they
Speaker 3: were like swimming in the water and we all like concocted.
Speaker 2: A plan everyone, Was high so this is why this.
Speaker 3: Was, done yeah we all concocted a plan to, be,
Speaker 3: like yo we should like tell them that they like
Speaker 3: started glitching and saying like the craziest like shit ever
Speaker 3: and like the they like came back and, we're, like
Speaker 3: dude like you literally started glitching in the water and
Speaker 3: we saw like electricity and you were saying crazy ship, like,
Speaker 3: rebuilding rebuilding like error, error error and like. Crazy shit
Speaker 3: and they're, like what Like what and they genuinely believed
Speaker 3: us that they were like a. Gay robot that's, the
Speaker 3: thing and.
Speaker 2: The person of the Story.
Speaker 3: Is drew, THAT yeah i was, the robot the. Gay
Speaker 3: robot but.
Speaker 2: We trig drew into thinking it wasn't him who we did,
Speaker 2: it to but It. Was.
Speaker 3: Drew. Yeah okay also ONE thing i want. TO address
Speaker 3: i told a story in the very beginning of the
Speaker 3: last EPISODE where, I said i'm the only real. BISEXUAL
Speaker 3: person i don't fuck with any of that bullshit that's
Speaker 3: on the. OTHER side i don't bat. THAT way i
Speaker 3: am straight through and through. Like that why would you?
Speaker 2: Say that and you said it like. REALLY proudly, i
Speaker 2: mean it's still the wrong thing.
Speaker 3: To say straight as, an arrow an arrow to. The
Speaker 3: knee if you're, you're straight you, get that like that's
Speaker 3: a straight to. The knee it's for, The boys like
Speaker 3: the weekends are for, The boys saturdays for, The bullets
Speaker 3: saturdays for. The boys.
Speaker 1: Did at, mason's party and you guys are all across.
Speaker 1: THE street i was watching her so intently and the
Speaker 1: way he was like. Moving around our friends are like
Speaker 1: there was like an animal that was injured and walking
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk and they saw like the. Bloody footprints
Speaker 1: so everybody was investigating it and trying to, figure, out,
Speaker 1: like okay what could have, happened here like did someone?
Speaker 3: DO this i was taking it. Dead, serious yeah.
Speaker 2: He was like they were all so.
Speaker 1: Into it we were sitting on this hill watching everybody
Speaker 1: like go around and like look, at it and.
Speaker 2: Everyone's taking it.
Speaker 1: So Serious but drew literally started like hopping around and
Speaker 1: like reenacting because it was.
Speaker 3: One footprint it was the Front left paul and it was,
Speaker 3: like bloody and it was bloody like for literally like
Speaker 3: six hundred feet and it was one print and the
Speaker 3: blood spatter was the exact same on each, pap print
Speaker 3: and we were trying to figure out like how the
Speaker 3: fuck did, this happen and like was it hit by?
Speaker 3: A car was it like someone abusing? Their animal was
Speaker 3: it like an animal attacking? Another animal it, was crazy
Speaker 3: but it was, one FOOTPRINT so i had to hop
Speaker 3: to see maybe it was hopping on, one foot but it.
Speaker 2: Was not and then he, started grittying and it was
Speaker 2: like the most Insane thing i've.
Speaker 3: Ever, Seen yeah i've been getting good. At GRITTY should i? Show?
Speaker 2: THEM yeah, I guess like an update.
Speaker 4: Is okay wait one, s.
Speaker 2: Ow you're like. Getting ready it's like when someone starts. A, race, okay.
Speaker 3: Whoa it's literally just, a.
Speaker 4: Walk dude it, got, worse honestly. MM hmm i don't know, What,
Speaker 4: happened drew but that is significantly worse.
Speaker 1: Than update it's like worse than it, was before just
Speaker 1: observing TRUE because i don't believe he's.
Speaker 2: Real anymore you got away with it for a. Long
Speaker 2: TIME but i don't think.
Speaker 3: You're right i've been. Tricking. YOU no i think you're
Speaker 3: just really like seeing through the cracks and seeing me
Speaker 3: FOR who i. Really am and you're kind of like
Speaker 3: more self aware than, you were and, you're, like, oh
Speaker 3: whoa like something actually might be wrong.
Speaker 2: WITH him, I mean I think i've always.
Speaker 3: Don't, test, oh okay so.
Speaker 2: Let's try some. OF them.
Speaker 1: I would i was gonna like write, it DOWN but
Speaker 1: i was. Too LAZY but i remember some of the
Speaker 1: things that you have to. Be Done so i'm going
Speaker 1: to say words. To you i'm going to say like.
Speaker 2: Some numbers, to you and you have to repeat them back.
Speaker 1: To me, that's, easy right four five eight nine four
Speaker 1: or five eight nine seven two five nine seven two
Speaker 1: five nine eight three one two eight three.
Speaker 2: One, Two okay so you can. Do, that, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah Easy now i'm gonna do the, same thing but
Speaker 1: you have to say the. Numbers, Backward okay so eight
Speaker 1: four nine to two.
Speaker 3: TWO. For i. That's crazy actually wait for eight.
Speaker 2: NINE two i don't remember.
Speaker 3: What okay so.
Speaker 2: Five nine, four eight.
Speaker 3: Eight four Five.
Speaker 4: Nine.
Speaker 2: NO because i said five to nine for eight.
Speaker 3: Eight four Five. Nine no, Fuck yeah.
Speaker 2: See you can't.
Speaker 1: DO it i will say THAT when i couldn't do
Speaker 1: either literally YouTube video and could like pause it and,
Speaker 1: do WHATEVER but i literally couldn't even Remember the is
Speaker 1: there like? A, TIME also i think he said, six
Speaker 1: NUMBERS so i think it was like supposed to be.
Speaker 3: LIKE here i. CAN eat i can't do the ones
Speaker 3: forward all day, fucking long but the.
Speaker 1: Ones, backward, okay dude let's do the other the repetition
Speaker 1: again seven three nine five two seven.
Speaker 3: Seven three nine five Two.
Speaker 2: SEVEN okay i think you can do that.
Speaker 1: One, easy okay do this one backwards two nine five
Speaker 1: seven four.
Speaker 3: NINE that i. LITERALLY don't i can't nine four seven Two,
Speaker 3: five no it's.
Speaker 2: Nine four seven five. Nine two.
Speaker 3: That's actually like goes.
Speaker 1: STRAIGHT over i wonder if the words the letters had
Speaker 1: to be, super specific you? Do.
Speaker 2: It, BACKWARDS no i couldn't, add, okay LIKE but i
Speaker 2: even had.
Speaker 1: A hard time to do one with kyro quick just
Speaker 1: to see repeat these numbers backwards, seven, three nine five, TWO.
Speaker 4: Seven i can't.
Speaker 3: Do, THAT yeah i think that's literally no one could.
Speaker 3: DO that i can't do.
Speaker 1: That's insane and then there's gonna be a bunch of
Speaker 1: people who, WERE like i literally just, Did, that.
Speaker 2: Okay do this on, two, nine, five seven, FOUR nine i.
Speaker 4: Can't, do that.
Speaker 3: Wonder nine four seven Nine two can you do it
Speaker 3: with like?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 2: Numbers wait let.
Speaker 1: Me see oh and then, he said if you have
Speaker 1: a hard time, with six seven and, eight multiplications, then
Speaker 1: yeah that's like.
Speaker 2: A sign i.
Speaker 3: Can't do a. NINE'S two i Suck at.
Speaker 1: I'm only good at IT because i learned this in
Speaker 1: elementary sixty six thirty six, six seven forty two, six
Speaker 1: eight forty eight. SIX nine i don't even remember Sixty
Speaker 1: four kashmar seven seven forty nine seven eight, FIFTY six
Speaker 1: i don't know seven nine sixty three.
Speaker 3: EIGHT eighth i also saw they're teaching children like new ways.
Speaker 3: TO multiply i don't know what, it is but it's
Speaker 3: IT'S like i think it's Like a sumerian like number
Speaker 3: system or some shit. Like that that's definitely not what.
Speaker 3: It is but it's, like ancient ancient number system based
Speaker 3: on like really really old times instead of it being
Speaker 3: like random like characters like a four and a one
Speaker 3: like have nothing to do with. Each other like one
Speaker 3: will be like, a line two will be, two lines
Speaker 3: three will be. Three lines it's almost like what's that
Speaker 3: ivy thing it has like one In a. Roman, numerals
Speaker 3: yeah it's Almost like, roman numerals but like there's even
Speaker 3: more like it's it's kind of like based on like almost.
Speaker 3: Like geometry it's, really interesting and it like makes multiplication
Speaker 3: and addition like really really in subtraction really fucking easy
Speaker 3: because like it'll be two lines Plus like i'll try
Speaker 3: to find it because it's actually really cool like.
Speaker 1: The, graphic Yeah but i've always been bad, At math
Speaker 1: like math was never my, strong suit, So BAD like
Speaker 1: i can't do. Long division when we were sitting Around
Speaker 1: with Josh and josh got bored and started putting division
Speaker 1: questions in, OUR face i literally couldn't, believe it or
Speaker 1: like multiplication in. OUR face i can't do that.
Speaker 2: Because THE way i get away with, IT is i just.
Speaker 1: Like start adding up each number like however many times
Speaker 1: it needs, To do And if, i'm lucky it's an
Speaker 1: even NUMBER and i could just like add the thing
Speaker 1: up twice and, then.
Speaker 2: Do okay, that number post, that number post. That number
Speaker 2: does that? Make? Sense?
Speaker 3: Like yeah also, It's giving like WHY do i need
Speaker 3: to know how to? DO math i literally.
Speaker 1: Have iPhones nobody needs to know how, to spell read
Speaker 1: or write because you have voice to fucking like chat
Speaker 1: like you have.
Speaker 3: Like, hello yeah all you need is intuition and like
Speaker 3: creativity and that's.
Speaker 1: Fucking, tea also it's crazy that we were the last
Speaker 1: generation that got taught how to write cursive because nobody
Speaker 1: gets taught cursive.
Speaker 2: Any really, Yeah NO like i think.
Speaker 3: My signatures are going to be, ages regular.
Speaker 2: Just, Like WRITTEN like i think people know to make
Speaker 2: up fancy.
Speaker 1: Little signatures but kids don't get taught cursive. At all
Speaker 1: like my siblings cannot. Read cursive like they literally look
Speaker 1: at cursive and they're like what the fuck is crazy
Speaker 1: because they just weren't. TAT cursive i mean.
Speaker 3: It's bullshit who? Fucking cares because it's pretty? And?
Speaker 4: Fun uh do you guys have. Good signatures does it?
Speaker 2: Look good mine? Looks okay mine is. Really boring it's
Speaker 2: just my name, IN cursive i should. SAY that I.
Speaker 4: Remember I saw jo sighs and it was.
Speaker 3: REALLY good i wonder how do you draw on? The
Speaker 3: iPhone i'll show you mine real, Quick.
Speaker 2: Me like what is someone gonna do plagiarize a check
Speaker 2: with my name? On, IT like i? Don't know why
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 4: Actually?
Speaker 2: Yours see yeah That's? What drew does you do that?
Speaker 1: On?
Speaker 2: Chats?
Speaker 3: Okay god like what? The? Fuck like? Who cares it's
Speaker 3: ON my? Id, too lin that.
Speaker 4: LOOKS good i think that's that's definitely better.
Speaker 1: Than mine that's literally just, the signature fucking and you
Speaker 1: the singer. Has too so my signature isn't. Even fancy
Speaker 1: it's just.
Speaker 2: My name it's like who's gonna?
Speaker 3: Jack that? You, know yeah just simplify it like to,
Speaker 3: the maximum like who? Fucking, cares okay what's happened to some? Media? Meteor,
Speaker 3: well wait there.
Speaker 2: Was one more thing in the. Dyslexic test oh. This one.
Speaker 1: I'm, curious OKAY when i say, a word you Need
Speaker 1: to i'm gonna tell you what like letter to replace?
Speaker 2: What with and tell me what the new word is
Speaker 2: so WASTE replaced W with p paced BRAIN replaced B. With. C,
Speaker 2: crane okay then. You're good maybe you're just.
Speaker 3: Like, dumb, no no you're.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 3: DUMB true I know i'm.
Speaker 1: Like intelligent you just have DYSLEXIA because i met. SOMEBODY
Speaker 1: recently I think i said this on, the episode but
Speaker 1: like she was talking about how she like fully has
Speaker 1: diagnosedic dyslexia and she does everything, you do like Everything like, she's,
Speaker 1: like dude it's like simple WORDS that i just, can't
Speaker 1: do LIKE and i have to do word. To text
Speaker 1: everybody's Mad because i'm always like talking out loud at,
Speaker 1: my iPhone like for all of.
Speaker 2: My texts she couldn't read. Out loud she, WAS like
Speaker 2: i have a really hard time reading. Out LOUD like
Speaker 2: i know how, to SPELL but i just like.
Speaker 1: Cannot spell like she, WAS like i always have to
Speaker 1: ask people to like spell check for ME because i
Speaker 1: always AM like i don't know how to spell. That
Speaker 1: word and it could be a word that she's like
Speaker 1: says or writes, every day but she just her brain Is.
Speaker 3: Like i'm gonna go. Get diagnosed how funny would?
Speaker 2: That be you should? Do it and then make it your. Whole. Personality,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Did you guys know that thirty percent Of The united
Speaker 4: states is undiagnosed? With ligma like, my balls.
Speaker 2: You fucking, stupid bitch you're gonna fucking? Get us oh, my, God, no.
Speaker 4: Jory that's like, my balls you. Stupid bitch you thought
Speaker 4: you were gonna FUCKING.
Speaker 2: Get i just, said it.
Speaker 3: THAT'S right i don't.
Speaker 4: Get it forty ches.
Speaker 2: Like lick my balls?
Speaker 4: Like, LIGMA yeah i, bodied, you.
Speaker 3: Oh like in.
Speaker 2: A, like hah lick, my.
Speaker 3: Balls dummy do you KNOW d i was, gonna say
Speaker 3: My Friend, sagandhi's jones.
Speaker 4: Who? Is That Who's sagan?
Speaker 3: Sagandhi's? Nuts? Fuck, oh actually this is. On ironic we're
Speaker 3: Going to. Sokan tomorrow do you want?
Speaker 4: To go?
Speaker 2: Fuck you so?
Speaker 3: THESE nuts i have.
Speaker 1: ANY that i literally believed IT because i was like
Speaker 1: sawcon like we do go to conventions ENOUGH that i.
Speaker 2: Was like well there's a convention. About, saw yeah, all,
Speaker 2: right whatever that.
Speaker 4: Was bad do you know WHAT if i WHAT if
Speaker 4: i put my balls all the way in?
Speaker 3: YOUR ass i would be excited, And, HAPPY like i
Speaker 3: don't get. The joke it's not even. That funny because
Speaker 3: THAT'S what i like beg.
Speaker 4: FOR christ i didn't see it going in. That, DIRECTION honestly.
Speaker 3: I been asking him for. Months years it's true's that
Speaker 3: just stop please. Some media we went And Saw, bows,
Speaker 3: afraid uh and we have.
Speaker 2: Good news yeah we.
Speaker 3: Liked, IT yeah i, Think THAT like I think i'm
Speaker 3: kind of with everybody. Else where, i'm, like oh the
Speaker 3: first like hour and, a half two hours or like
Speaker 3: really really, fucking good like borderline, masterpiece material and then
Speaker 3: like it just kind of crossed my suspension. Of disbelief
Speaker 3: but like THE more i thought, about it like after,
Speaker 3: the movie THE more i, was like that's exactly like
Speaker 3: what he wanted us. To do like he wanted it
Speaker 3: to be like you getting bored of this guy's like
Speaker 3: anxieties and problems and like giving up on him like everybody,
Speaker 3: else did and like all. That shit, AND yeah i.
Speaker 3: ENJOYED it i.
Speaker 2: LIKED it i really. LIKED it.
Speaker 1: I just think that there was like there, was, like,
Speaker 1: actually uh if thirty minutes of the movie, was cut
Speaker 1: it would be like the best movie.
Speaker 2: In the world. To me but even if like fifteen
Speaker 2: of it, was cut it would still be.
Speaker 1: The best because they kind of this is spoiler spoiler
Speaker 1: if you haven't, Seen it but the, boat scene like
Speaker 1: once it got to the, boat scene like him getting in,
Speaker 1: the BOAT like I feel i felt like he was
Speaker 1: in the boat for so long for, some, reason like
Speaker 1: but that's just because at THAT point i, was, like
Speaker 1: damn like what is like how can something?
Speaker 2: Else happen.
Speaker 1: Once, THAT started i, Was, Like okay i'm like, Tapped
Speaker 1: out but then they brought me back in because there
Speaker 1: was like funny parts.
Speaker 2: After that, so yeah that's. MY take i actually really liked,
Speaker 2: it THOUGH because i was.
Speaker 1: GOING in i literally when you Me and josh, were
Speaker 1: talking when you, were like uh when you sent us
Speaker 1: that you got, THE tickets i was. LIKE fuck i
Speaker 1: almost like was hoping that everybody would BAIL so i
Speaker 1: didn't have to see it because people were making it
Speaker 1: seem like it was like the fucking worst movie on,
Speaker 1: the planet but it. Really wasn't it was like Good
Speaker 1: because i've seen some bad movies that, everybody Liked and,
Speaker 1: I'M like.
Speaker 4: I left i left at? Two hours did.
Speaker 2: You At the you don't even Know what i'm talking
Speaker 2: about with the both things.
Speaker 3: At the very end of the movie that literally he
Speaker 3: like predicted. That happening like the, last scene like everybody was,
Speaker 3: walking out like there was like a big spoiler alert
Speaker 3: like go, watch it don't listen. To this but there
Speaker 3: was like a big stadium where he was being like
Speaker 3: prosecuted and the jury was like it. Was huge it
Speaker 3: was Like fucking. Crypto arena it was supposed to be
Speaker 3: Like a. Roman, theater yeah and like everybody in, the
Speaker 3: crowd the jury like after he was like even before
Speaker 3: he was like convicted of his, guilty crimes like whatever,
Speaker 3: he did he All the jerry was just like walking
Speaker 3: out of, the theater like.
Speaker 1: The whole audience just started being like, all right, like
Speaker 1: yeah walking in.
Speaker 2: WHICH is i was like damn he literally he fully
Speaker 2: was like people are going to walk out.
Speaker 1: Of this, but, YEAH personally i just don't walk out
Speaker 1: of Things because i'm the kind of girl THAT like
Speaker 1: i stick it to.
Speaker 2: The end but it.
Speaker 1: Was awesome also them playing did you even get to
Speaker 1: where They Played, MARIAH carey i don't.
Speaker 3: Think So do you has some really actually.
Speaker 1: Good parts, it's OKAY can i tell You or i'll
Speaker 1: tell you AFTER because i don't want to like keep
Speaker 1: literally like.
Speaker 2: Saying spoilers but it was actually so, fucking funny but
Speaker 2: you just.
Speaker 3: Missed it also On my, letterbox review apparently someone was
Speaker 3: being very very hateful and like, extremely rude so much
Speaker 3: to the Point where letterbox removed their comment and threatened
Speaker 3: to ban. Their account and everybody replied to this guy,
Speaker 3: and said what's going on with?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 3: Guy, Danny danny you're in securities. ARE showing i Already
Speaker 3: know danny smells like shit and breathe out of. His
Speaker 3: mouth danny eats shit. And paint you're so mad. And gay, great,
Speaker 3: Job guys danny. Is GONE so, I, think oh he
Speaker 3: said really hateful shit to my letterbox review and he
Speaker 3: doesn't even follow me. To, yours yeah, oh shit his
Speaker 3: review is so.
Speaker 1: My grandpa you have a quart of paint today thinking
Speaker 1: it Was Yogurt.
Speaker 3: Danny laffoon everybody Go To danny laffoon and block his
Speaker 3: ass and ban his fucking account because he is being.
Speaker 3: A man i'm not gonna, say that but he deserves
Speaker 3: to die in, the FIRE and i hope. HE burns
Speaker 3: i don't even know what he said. TO me i
Speaker 3: want To ask Letterbox because i'm Cool, with letterbox like,
Speaker 3: weird chill like we have a. Good relationship i'm gonna
Speaker 3: ask him to give me like the COMMENTS so i
Speaker 3: can take him to the court.
Speaker 2: Of law to the court, OF law i.
Speaker 4: Will SAY that i think the first hour and a half.
Speaker 4: WAS good i.
Speaker 1: LIKED it i do agree with, everybody That like josh,
Speaker 1: was saying like the first thirty minutes was like so,
Speaker 1: fucking good and that, was, LIKE yeah i, Was amazing
Speaker 1: but the whole movie, IN general i actually do really
Speaker 1: LIKE and i just. LIKE that i this is also
Speaker 1: just me projecting my idea. Onto IT like i do
Speaker 1: feel like it was just like commentary on like big
Speaker 1: pharma and like how we treat people with anxiety and
Speaker 1: like all, these things and like what it means to,
Speaker 1: have anxiety and like.
Speaker 2: How like deep it could go, whatever whatever.
Speaker 1: Like, OBVIOUS everybody i think walked away, thinking that but
Speaker 1: it was really good and like some of the things
Speaker 1: you missed, Are cool like they just did such a
Speaker 1: good job of like although it was like the longest fucking,
Speaker 1: movie ever so much shit. WAS happening i think they
Speaker 1: did a good job of like kind of tying it
Speaker 1: back to. THE beginning i Just watched josh like tip,
Speaker 1: toe by so you didn't make notes, but yeah do
Speaker 1: you want to get into some of your?
Speaker 3: Music, MEDIA yeah i really want to know what this
Speaker 3: fucking freak bitch said for everyone to ride, like that
Speaker 3: he must have said some really. Hateful shit he probably.
Speaker 2: Was just mad that you made. A joke.
Speaker 3: I'll be just MAD that i liked. THE movie.
Speaker 2: I mean i would be, mad too.
Speaker 4: But that's like everyone people get mad at. That, SHIP
Speaker 4: like i don't reuly don't understand why people, get upset.
Speaker 3: Like whether you like it, Or not like literally why
Speaker 3: like actually why does? It matter like just like oh
Speaker 3: No surprises radiohead mmm mmmm, Oh Yeah Poker Faced, Lady,
Speaker 3: gaga yeah oh wait this.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: So Real jeff buckley And.
Speaker 2: THEN amiga i don't know If that's portuguese or Is?
Speaker 3: That portuguese it's it might be because It's. Giving, BRAZIL
Speaker 3: yeah i.
Speaker 2: Was, gonna say is that one Of, THE yeah i
Speaker 2: Think it's portuguese because. Hm, Hmm.
Speaker 4: Okay lorial my friend just reposted this Song By, elton
Speaker 4: john the title of WHICH Is I think i'm going to.
Speaker 4: Kill myself that.
Speaker 2: Is fucking because that is literally.
Speaker 4: My vibe that's, So hard okay if.
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Speaker 2: And.
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Speaker 1: think i said.
Speaker 2: Last week but that song was.
Speaker 1: So good oh we Did a Baby By general lee
Speaker 1: In The Space.
Speaker 2: Army band we, Did, It joe we, Did.
Speaker 3: It joe that's it for.
Speaker 2: This episode thank you so much for watching and listening
Speaker 2: and loving and learning with. Us today what did we?
Speaker 1: Learn today we learned that juris dyslexic, and straight which is.
Speaker 3: A feat i'm different than a lot of.
Speaker 2: These, girls yeah THAT'S what i.
Speaker 3: THINK is i do a lot, of things a lot
Speaker 3: of things better than. Dr, BEER actually i literally normally
Speaker 3: off like a sip of, A beer i can like,
Speaker 3: feel IT and i didn't feel that, at all which.
Speaker 2: IS interesting i want to drink chlorine water, so, bad,
Speaker 2: really yeah but like because of the smell.
Speaker 1: Of it like while you were talking, ABOUT that i, was,
Speaker 1: Like DAMN like i don't want to drink water park
Speaker 1: water because that's like the most filthy water on. The
Speaker 1: planet but, you know the smell of it so much
Speaker 1: chlorine into it and ship going.
Speaker 3: Indoor pool yeah. Like that.
Speaker 1: They need to make that into. A, CANDLE yeah i
Speaker 1: need to go into an indoor pool.
Speaker 4: RIGHT now i want to drink gasoline that smells good.
Speaker 2: To me gasoline does smell, really good.
Speaker 4: Literally does AND then i also want to drink a
Speaker 4: big bucket. Of, piss, okay yeah.
Speaker 2: We're done, All right thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: For.
Speaker 2: Watering yeah
Speaker 1: Sh